/heem/: Eugene S. Robinson Edition

Good thread. Literally. Thanks.

Great thread thanks man im really busy thank you

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>>74676994
>>74676994
>>74676994
>>74676994
>>74676994
REAL THREAD

>>74676982
IM TAKING A REAL GOOD LOOK AT YOU FACE!

>>74677022
No DC or Paige birthday. Why waste "company time" if you're not going to do that? Shitty calendar.

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First for

>Coral Springs

being a beautiful family-oriented town perfect for raising children

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>>74677054

>>74677038
mine was first please be respectful i put a lot of effort into this thread

>>74677038
You just got a 3 day ban for that. Please follow the rules.

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If coral springs is so great, why are homes so cheap?

Brato Scromb is a shitty fighter

>>74677133
You're really loving that image editor lol

>>74677139
CORAL SPRINGS

BTFO

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I know you're lurking

>>74677169
>price maximum option
>up to 630k

Lloyd Irvin

>>74677139
>4Bed/3Bath for almost 500k

Where the fuck u from m8

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>>74677201
Someplace where $500k doesnt get you dick.

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why does this happen
please go back to talking about mma

>>74677259
Shut the fuck up, nerd. We had comfy mma discussion all weekend while your faggot ass was banned.

>>74677247
You act like you went to medical school. You're a longshoreman get a grip on reality.

Zane Simon

>>74677296
The most knowledgeable man in MMA media

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>>74677247
YIKES, I live in Georgia and 500k will basically have you living like a king

>>74677289
Um check my tabs, bud. I'm in the cryptocurrency trading business.

>>74677320
>I'm in the meme trading business

>>74677320
>im in the snake oil retard bait business

Shocking lol

It must kill him inside to not get the first post.

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>>74677282
you are a waste of human life
your coworkers would all celebrate if you killed yourself

>>74677318
My gf works for a company that got bought by a bigger company based in georgia. I forget the town but its about 25 miles outside of ATL. Anyways they wanted her to move out there. Of course, we didnt cause my job is here but for kicks I looked up home prices and yeah for $500k you can get a 4000 sq home on an acre of land with a pool.

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>>74677320
>cryptocurrency trading business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5754-P8Avs

WERE LIVE

JIM NORTON

>>74677367
Not even the guy you're responding to. Stop posting here you're worse than anyone else. Literally I'll take the 5 next worst posters over just you.

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>>74677337

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>Chris Weidman I think you're an absolutely monotonous worthless piece of shit overrated fuckhead whose only claim to relevancy is a work and I hope that neck never recovers and you forever have that gormless sad sack of shit look on your face crazily meandering wondering what's next but not realizing it's already over, but please get better soon, I'm a big fan of yours and I can't wait to see you back at your best, much love, Eugene

>>74677378
The catch is you have to live in Georgia.

>>74677382
dude you can learn things from anything

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>>74677388
yes, you are

Do you think Misha Cirkunov will become an elite of the LHW division? Personally, I can see him challenging for the title.

>>74677434
This

>>74677434
Yeah in fact I think I asked on here if anyone lived in the area and someone was like "yeah homes are cheap but the area is 70% black people."

>living in a land locked state

what are you, poor?

>>74677449
I think USADA will catch him first, to be perfectly clear.

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About that MMA discussion?

>>74677434
Georgia isn't bad at all. Atlanta and the Atlanta metro is turning into every other yuppie shithole city in America

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>>74677465
It's certainly no

>Coral Springs

>>74677442

dude elephants are smart

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>>74677341
>>74677381
Peep my ETH gainz. It's too bad there's no good cards coming up. I'd love an excuse to go to Vegas for a weekend and splurge. The Aria is begging me to come back.

>>74677449
Were the Nog brothers and "old school" MMA overrated?

Has the game evolved so quickly this millenium?

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>>74677491
>his bed is under 30 inches tall

>>74677510
Atlanta is atrocious. I'd rather live in NYC.

dude were chimps

were always fighting, to mate. its amazing. we do it with gold and lamborghinis

its weird. we have a weird sort of connection to these ancient animals to make sure that women were attracted to the strong genes to stay alive

its just weird man

>>74677545

10 years from now Stephen Thompson will look like a trash fighter. That doesn't mean he isn't good now.

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>>74677534
what am i looking at here

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>>74677534
>Living in the United States of Burgerland

>>74677580
It's completely bizarre

i don't think gastelum is going to be a contender at 185 and he's not making any progress on his WW comeback by beating up old men in body-fat battle armor. what's next for him?

>jre talking about premature ejaculations

wew lad

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>>74677545
The old guys are well past their prime, the sport has gained more mainstream exposure and therefore more prospective fighters, and the game has evolved

>>74677496
is it just because he fails the eye test

>>74677619
Loser of Chris vs Moose would be my guess, unless Dana suddenly starts hating Anderson Silva

>>74676093
But my fish died

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>>74677772
remember that your fish would want you to be happy
and then buy another one

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>>74677777

I dont like Jim Norton cause he was rude and disrespectful to Jesse Ventura.

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>>74677619
why don't you think he's going to be a contender at 185
he's proven himself to be more than skilled enough, and the top guys aren't all that bigger than him
i think he could perform better at 185 than at 170 because he won't have to diminish himself to cut all that weight

>>74677926

this podcast went from 0 to W E I R D in .2 seconds

might shut it off desu

>>74677983
Yeah I dont wanna hear this weirdo talk about his love life

>humans evolved to fuck each other, thats CRAZY!

Jim Norton is the ultimate beta cuck

jesus christ

>>74677936
>when your desperado strike is a spinning backfist

>>74678146

cuck thomas is shit

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woops, yay or nay on podcasts?

>>74678205
nay

Based CSAC does it AGAIN!

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/14/14927434/csac-to-fine-win-bonus-in-addition-to-show-money-if-fighter-misses-weight

>>74677936
i just think he's going to look tiny in there against elite mw grapplers like rockhold or jacare. there are some great fights for him at that weight but when it comes down to it he's built like a welterweight imo.

you might be right though. it's certainly possible being a chubby MW is better for him than trying to cut to 170.

>reposting things for (you)s
heem is dead

>>74678205
for sure add big brown break down, the joe rogan experience, the church of whats happening now, hack slack, jack hack, all PREMIERE MINDS of MMA, heavy hands, unfiltered, your welcome with chael sonnen, etc.

>>74678205
Nay, since they have the same air time every week

>>74678205
Take out the podcasts.

>>74677748
gastelum vs moose would be pretty spicy

>>74678205
No

>>74678205

nay.

anything that promotes cuck thomas is a nay in my eyes

>>74678205
nay

Our boy Vicente Luque is fighting Saturday lads.

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>>74677818
Thank you.

Are you basedop?

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>>74678636
>>74678593
>>74678376
>>74678357
>>74678342
okay m8s. its out. is it missing anything tho?

>>74678713
>22th

>>74678707
yes

>>74678921
What do you think is next for Khabib?
I don't want him to retire or move up a weight

>>74678707
He is an attention whoring sperg loser, yes

>>74678713
looks nice

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>>74678753
got damnit

>>74679005

you're doing the lords work m8

keep it up

>>74678965
He should be punished by fighting a ranked WW like Gunnar or Ryan LaFlare.

UFC has signed Australian LHW Aleksandr Rakic

>>74679005
Not really feeling the events in black at the bottom to be honest with you broseph. It seems unnecessary.

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>>74679173
That's a very Australian name

>>74679109
>LaFlare and Gunny
>Punishment

>>74678974
>He is an attention whoring sperg loser, yes
I am also one of those.

>>74679109
Maybe they will give the winner of Dustin vs Eddie to him

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>>74678965
i think he should fight Barboza, it would be a good eliminator for who should get the title shot after Tony

>>74679109
khabib is a better grappler than both of them combined, he would easily beat both of them if he was the same size as them

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>>74679005
breddy-gud/10

>>74679179
well, i figured there needs to be a clearly legible version of the events listed because some of the posters aren't that clear but as it is now its kind of plain and not too great to look at. i wanna figure out a way to present it better but i havent thought of anything yet

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>>74679354
>after Tony
>He thinks Tony will get a title-shot

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>>74679383
Cant you just do what old calendardude did and use the full box for higher promotions and then asterisk the smaller promotions below?

>>74679389
>T-They wont give T-Tony a t-title shot, f-feed Khabib!!!!

You seem fidgety

Conor defeated Eddie on Nov 12th 2016. Will he fight in the UFC before or after Nov 12th 2017?

I bet he shows up in December to defend the 155 belt

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>>74679383
the black on the top and bottom is a little unnecessary, maybe pick black or futuba blue, not both.

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STEROIDS??

>>74679656
He's fighting Maywedder next, then retiring with fuckton of money

>>74679491
I'm not a Khabib fan, him showing up fat almost now guarantees that when Magiga decides to come back he gets to choose who he wants to fight. In this case, Nate. UFC tried to right the ship but Khabib ruined it with his weight issues.

>>74679796
Fair point 2bh

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post desktops
rule #1: NO CLEANING
rule #2: NO BACKING DOWN

>>74679855
>me vs ander
Lmao

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>>74679736

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>>74679855
JUST

>>74679880
good to know Weidman keeps his fap folder on his desktop, like a real man

>>74679911

yours is better, I concede

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>>74679855
>Me vs. Anderson

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>>74679855

>plays CSGO

probably a silver... also,

>me vs anderson

Legitimately can't think of a worse sport than soccer

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>>74679736
>>74679911

>>74680057
How bout bjj?
https://twitter.com/TheJamesKrause/status/841709500352606208

>>74680057
there isn't one unless you count nonsports that pretend they're sports

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>>74680096

THREAD THEME SONG
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA

What is the best MMA supplement for energy?

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>>74678283
so close

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>>74680205
Cocaine

what this new major meme about

>>74680236
souds dangerous, raising your heart rate with drugs when you're trying to hit your target heart rate

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>>74680205

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I think my results are pretty average

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>>74680117
Jesus christ

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>>74680188

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>>74679855

>Smite and csgo

good job goof

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>>74680249
New easy meme maker made for move promotion

Will Gastelum ever be a title contender?

hello heem, had a blast normie weekend and unfortunantly missed the event, what fights should i watch?

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>>74680057

There are none

>>74680350
yes obviously

>>74680350
woodley destroyed him, despite kelvin having a 20 pound weight advantage, he can't even be a 170 contender

Reem is a yuge inspiration 2bh

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>>74680323

>>74680057
literally the most popular sport
+ you stole us one 3rd generation croat that plays for bvb

>>74680415
>Muh heritage

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>>74680396
>destroyed him

won a close split decision*
so did Magny, the only other person that's ever beaten him
he's only looked better since he stopped cutting so much weight, I don't know why people are saying he should go back to 170

>>74680434
if football sucks give him back you fucking thief's
he might be really really good, youngest foreigner that scored in the bundesliga
GIB back

>>74680446
He clearly lost the fight to Magny.

Really bummed out how fans and fighters are treating Yoel

They are taking stoolgate incident as a context to look through what else he done, though the blame is on curman and Big Jon themselves.

Then they say factually wrong things like he pours water on himself to further their Yoel is a cheater agenda.

Bisping now replied to Yoel wanting interim belt vs Silva saying he is desperate. That only confirms Bisping has no intention fighting Yoel after GSP and is only spinning a charade here that he will.

Yoel might have to fight yet another killer in Rockhold while waiting.

>>74680446
because he's a manlet, dipshit

>>74680488
Rockhold would never accept that fight.

>>74680488
soldier of god will prevail, dont worry

>>74680488
it's his god's fault for tainting his supplements

>>74680365
Belfort vs Gastelum
Shogun vs Villante
Barboza vs Dariush
Were great

Oliveira vs Means
Lee vs Trinaldo
Soto vs Yahya
Also worth a wtach

>>74680446

Because he only had to cut 15lbs to make 170, he is an undisciplined fat spic that has good hands.

>>74680518
dzięki famalam

>>74680495
Romero is 5'10"

>>74680528
Hi Tim

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>>74680484
>he clearly lost the fight to magny
kek

>>74680528
he's a small middleweight who has good striking and an underrated ground game

>>74680484
Under the new rules it would likely have been a draw. He lost the first two rounds clearly, probably the third too but dominated the last two. He knocked Magny down twice.

>>74680548

>le runs from big fights man

>>74680548
he lost spergop deal with
at least he showed up (barely) unlike they literal retard khabib (herp derp gods plan)

>>74680548
>kek
That's not an argument dummy. He lost rounds 1,2,3 very clearly. One judge felt pity on him and tried to give him the nod cause he was more active in the last 2.

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>One of my boys is fighting this weekend
>Knowing my luck he'll probably lose

Anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5754-P8Avs
>Jim Norton admitting he's a turbocuck on air once more
*yawn*

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This is unironically a great meme card. The main card is going to be spicy.

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>>74680567
he clearly won 4 and 5, and 3 was close
round 5 was arguably a 10-8 in his favor

>>74680593
>>One of my boys is fighting this weekend
>>Knowing my luck he'll probably lose

who is your boy? Gunni?

>>74680600
is Swanson-Lobov really what they're going with here
as a main event
jesus christ

>>74680617
You are such a bandwagon fucking retard

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>>74680619
Of course, I've been boying him since he was 9-0.

I don't know enough about Joubain to know what the fuck that rape baby is capable of, it's one of those fighters I legit feel no interest in.

>>74680627
>He doesn't know WME has agents here taking our memes way too seriously
LOL.

>>74680619
Nelson will probably win, his chain wrestling against Tumenov looked great, and Tumenov is a much better striker than Jouban

>>74680656
Glad to have you back.

>>74680676
Tumenov is also a joke grappler

>>74680656
>not knowing Jouban
Casual

>>74680676
Jouban is a better grappler though, I don't see Gunni dominating him on the ground to the extent he did with Tumenov.

>>74680693
and Jouban medalled at the mundials? come on. Nelson is worlds ahead of him on the floor.

>>74680656
That picture would look better if you flipped Jones vertically before pasting Just bleed on him, just sayin

>thread going perfectly fine

>friend simulating losers show up

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"when you think about a horse its dick is so big you cant help but think about the horses dick when you think about a horse" - joe rogan

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heem made me love leddit
>mfw those motherfuckers have hd fights
niceeeeee

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>>74680652
that's not an argument

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KHALABEEB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKH2VRBSk0

>>74680703
That's true but to say Gunnar is going to beat Jouban because he schooled Tumenov is unimpressive because Tumenov is garbage at grappling whereas Jouban isnt. Choked out by Rocky Edwards

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>>74680678
Glad to be back, lad.

>>74680694
>Slavic reading comprehension
If it's not in moonrunes, you autists are gonna struggle, aren't you?

I know him obviously, I just have no interest in him to the point where I don't pay attention to his fights.

>>74680709
Oh friendo, I'm no memesmith. The low quality jpegs I produce myself are draped in a sense of irony, but I doubt I can do any better.

>>74680735
It actually is. Your obvious bias of cockriding anyone that has had a win recently makes your already dogshit analysis that much more unreliable

>>74680754
Tumenov obviously has issues there but Nelson has washed everyone on the ground in the UFC sans Maia, the best ground fighter in MMA history

>>74680488
godfags BTFO

>>74680776
>issues

He's utter shit on the ground. He can go fuck himself for all I car e

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>>74680756
>trying to slither away from your lack of knowledge concerning ufc fighters
Oh you

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>>74680805
Go ahead and re-read that post. Tell me with all the honesty your Shylock, slimy nature allows your body to produce that I said "I don't know who Alan Jouban is".

Don't go on being a goof now, buddeh.

>>74680756
aren't you the dude that claimed you were from norway
but just on a vacation in spain? why dont you go back?

>>74680789
Zak Cummings is a better grappler than Jouban, for instance, and got tapped instantly

>>74680862
God you are such a fucking pathetic loser

>>74680884
Did Zak Cummings get choked out and dominated on the mat by Leon Edwards too?

>>74680903
No, but he got submitted by Nelson here, who is the common denominator

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Will Alexa Grasso ever be relevant?

>>74680908
There is no common denominator, idiot

>>74680936
Whatever, just remember to go fuck yourself when Nelson wins via rear naked in the first round

> you now remembered germain is ufc champion

>>74680862
You only need to look at the card to see who he is, at any time. It's more showing how much you don't follow the sport not to see him perform in spicy bangers and recently derail the Perry train.

>>74680947
That's cool and all. But you'll still be a retard for thinking Gunnar choking out Tumenov has anything to do with that lol

>>74680600
Wow this is actually a great card.

>>74680966
Actually chaining takedown attempts together was his big improvement in that fight, he'd never shown that before. He was obviously going to win once it got there, but his ability to get fights down is hugely improved.

>>74680600

if this was a ppv I'd buy it

I can't wait for platinum perry to retire ellenberger

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>>74680953
>Show no interest in a fighter, something perfectly natural
>"YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE SPORT"
Stag logic, Lithcuck.

>>74680976
Easy money, mang.

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>>74680951
>implying i watch wmma

>>74680985
>m-m-muh chain wrestling

This isn't remotely your original thought and it has nothing to do with the fact Tumenov is objectively hot British dogshit on the ground

Thanks for the hot take though, Robin Black!

Jouban will win

>>74681010
"Original thought" has nothing to do with it - it was a technical wrinkle of his game that's essential if he wants to start beating Top 15 guys.

Tumenov sucks on the ground, but relative to Nelson, Jouban is no better.

>>74680996
>no interest

You're just a retarded loser that didn't know him

You´re Yair Rodriguez head coach and you have to develop a gameplan against Frankie Edgar. What gameplan will you devise?

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>>74680996
be honest dude,
you came here somewhere around when gooby
became big
having lots of memes and shitposting doesnt mean you're a fight fan

>>74681029
Jouban is a slightly above-average MMA athlete with no particular gifts in any area. Specialists like Nelson or Tumenov chew him up.

>>74681040
Kick him REALLY hard in the face.

>>74681034
>original thought has nothing to do with it

Of course it does if you're so stupidly bragging about MUH CHAIN WRESTLING as if you got me with an original zinger or something

>relative to Nelson, Jouban is no better

So you're again being so stupid as saying Tumenov is better than Jouban on the ground?

>>74681040
Train wrestling defense the entire camp and spend the entire fight jabbing his face off and hitting him with the counter left.

>>74681047

Jouban will win.

>>74681047
>with no particular gifts in any area

Lol casual

>>74681042
You can tell he's a casual by the fighters he likes 2bh.

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>>74681040
Point fighting with side kicks to keep Fronkie at range, maybe try to meme kick heem later on but that probably won't work

You know, Wonderpizza style

>>74681061
I was talking about something he showed in the Tumenov fight independent of Tumenov's ability to grapple off his back that impressed me. If you think I'm "bragging", that's on you.

And no, Tumenov is probably worse than Jouban on the ground. But it won't matter because Nelson is a world-class BJJ player in BJJ. Against most MMA guys it's not even competitive. Jouban is an MMA guy through-and-through.

>>74681089

>Eat pizza and weigh 1lb under the limit
>Eat tiramasu and be on death's door with 6lbs left

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Reem bless

>>74681090
>LOL BUD WATCH GUNNAR FUCKING WRECK JOUBAN BECAUSE UHHHH CHAIN WRESTLING

This is you bragging about your newly found MMA knowledge

I could say Jouban is clown Gunnar because Rick Story did, that is stupid and so are you

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MVP's dad accused of being a nonce

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4313970/Champion-kickboxer-raped-abused-girls-young-11.html

You look at that fight and think Gunni will win

Then you remember Rock Story beat Gunni

I think Jouban might have this desu

>>74681123
Rick Story has a history of spoiling prospects by being an awkward rugged southpaw, and has a wrestling base. Jouban has none of those things. Maybe the toughness, not that it will matter much.

>>74681069
No meem kicks. How will yair move?

>>74681138
What the fuck are you even arguing about at this point? Did you not just read what I just fucking said?

I am jealous of Joubans life

oh god not again

>>74681167
Saying Story beat Nelson therefore Jouban beat Nelson is a weak argument because Story and Nelson are not alike at all.

It's not the same as noting an improvement or development in a skill that's transferable regardless of matchup and why that gives one guy a better chance against another.

Do you think we are saying the same thing?

>>74681147
>saying Story beat Nelson therefore Jouban beats Nelson is a weak argument

You are fucking literally retarded. Learn how to read

>>74681182
>jealous of getting punched in the face for a living and earning average money

>>74681209
Do you have a secret mancrush on Jouban or something, bud?
Did he cuck your boy Mike "Papercup" Perry?

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>>74681155
Again, read the archives before you point your autistic fingers. I made some Boy lists, he's never in them and I outright admitted I Goobyposted to annoy the shit out of losers who are so frail they'll get e-intimidated by a MANLET out of all people because in him they see the dude who bullied them throughout their lives.

Quit being autistic, friendo. It's not a good look on you.

>>74681122
I used to hate Reem because I legit only saw him fight, never outside the Octagon or the K1 ring (except that one interview he did where he basically molested that reporter).

Watching those goofy Embedded eps of him made me realise he's not that bad, even though I still have this mild dislike for him.

>>74681195
Shhhh.

>>74681203
Wrong (You), lad.

>>74681203
I'm just saying, you could say that, and it would be dumb, but that's not the kind of argument I'm making at all. Nelson's improved wrestling is a nice addition to his game, I'd pick him over Jouban with or without it, though.

/TIRAMISU/

Filter game too strong

>>74681228
>and it would be dumb

Like I just said, dumbass

>>74681223
>Quit being autistic, friendo. It's not a good look on you.
meanwhile he writes walls of text and
confirms he was "goobyposting"

lmao, at least ur amusing from time to time

>>74681241
And I'm not saying that. Show me where I said that.

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>>74681261

>>74681243
He probably has the biggest Magrega folder out of anyone on /heem/

It's sad.

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I thought the Schaub poster was banned

>>74681261
lmao what a fkin dork

>>74681284
How did Reem get that scar?

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>>74681276
well this general is to some people the only
interaction with humans so they get all hyped up
also the manlet/virgin projecting and being over defensive on the internet tells a lot about his confidence
i agree with you, after being funny for a while it just gets sad

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>>74681335
Bar fight when he was like 15. Someone broke a bottle on his face

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>>74681363

>>74681335
He was glassed. Answered in interview with the voice schevello.

>>74681363
>>74681372
would still bang.

t. mexican-american male

which female fighter do you imagine has the least offensive smelling shits?

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22physical%20and%20mental%20manlet%22

>5 pages

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>>74681388
suh m8

Is it possible to be a spiritual manlet?

Gastelum vs Silva set for 212

>>74681419
>All those McGregor images
>i-i-i dont even like him though

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>>74676982
does the original heem sleepy video actually have someone saying "heem sleepy" in it or is it just that comic sans text that flashes over the screen?

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>>74681449

>>74681408
thug rose probably makes dry little rabbit pellets that smell like vitamins

>>74681449
>>74681493
Please don't be real, Yoel deserves this

what if artem wins

>>74681449
What the hell did Andy do to WME?

Also just found out our boy Chris Avila got

>>74681528
Cut? He was not at all UFC calibre yet

>>74681524
He faces winner of Aldo/Holloway

tiramisu before weight cut

>>74681493
They really want that Mexican market huh.

If I was in Dana's place I would book Vitor vs Anderson, that would be a nice retirement fight maybe even for both of them

>>74681497
she drinks budweiser

>>74681528
>>74681550
*Cut

Correct

>>74681520
Brett okamoto just confirmed on twitter also

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>>74681560

>>74681587
why is he still fighting

>>74681601
Cash

RIP Andy S.

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>>74681587

jesus fucking christ. does kelvin have no shame?

>>74681601
Fart is heart

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>>74681587
state of roidmeros existence

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>>74681591
What does it say about me when I wood rather that dirty Rose more than her with hair ?

Fuck Yoel Roidmero

If Anderson wins against Kelvin he deserves a title shot for stepping in at UFC 200.

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>>74681419
>>74681450

>>74681587
I hope Andy wins somehow and gets the title shot against win erm of Bisping vs GSP

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>>74681587

Wew

>>74681601
He's on a "I'm getting my ass whipped tour"

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>ufc gets angry at Kelvin for being unable to make 170
>tries to kill him with Kennedy
>Kennedy is ded
>proceeds to give him two legends past their primes in which is he massively favored

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>>74681671
t. ari emanuel

>>74681654
You have good taste.
Androgyny is redpilled af.

>>74681671
>I hope Andy wins somehow
He only needs to survive 3 rounds for the judges to gift him another 30-27 decision.

>>74681678
>Not realizing that UFC is using him to retire people they no longer want as well as building him up in the process.

>>74681693
I think he might also be too big for Kelvin and be able to win in the clinch.

how many ppvs did ufc 209 sell

>>74681678

>>tries to kill him with Kennedy

other away around buddy

him and masvidal are playing the same role

>>74681587
So if GSP beats Bisping does Gastelum get a title shot over Yoel?

>>74681700
210k-310k range

>>74681700
Better than UFC 204 and 206

>>74681700
WGAF

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>Anderson Silva is the first man to die in the UFC octagon

>>74681713
Bigg Pigg does so we can have Welterweight Championship for the Middleweight belt for maximum memery

>>74681587
This is fake btw

>>74681706
gastelum is finishing what usada started

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>There are mongs who believe Bisping when he says he'll fight Romero 6 weeks after GSP

>>74681775
hmongs?

>>74681775
He would knock out Romero on 1 days notice bud.

>>74681770
http://uk.ufc.com/news/kelvin-gastelum-anderson-silva-set-for-ufc-212-brazil-031417

es real

My sides

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/841785899071504384

anyone got the webm of barboza knee heem?
that was spicy af

>>74681802
Fake news

Typical establishment cuck weening on big ol WME cock

Bellator is real fighting where the smart city people go

>>74681806

based

>>74681806
>When you get punched in the head way too many times.