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/f1/ Formula 1 General - The Absolute Mad Team Edition

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Countdown to Melbourne:
>whenisf1on.com

Winter Steam:
>rabb.it/spf1general

/f1/ FantasyGP.com League
>Passcode: 9637387

News:
>Force India goes pink
>Schumi is still potato
>No one cares about what teams says for this week
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>de gay
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Three posts early wanker
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>>74675005
>caring
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the results of the reddit strawpoll are in, and the answer is we can't agree on anything

http://www.strawpoll.me/12527787
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>>74675097
are you surprised?
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Niki Lauda > Michael Schumacher
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>>74675097
Here is the answer to my poll

It is official I am worse than the monkey and Aussie
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>>74675211
Jochen Rindt was German and better than Lauda
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>>74675097
I'm on my phone and can't take a full screen shot of this one
http://www.strawpoll.me/12526522
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>>74675264
binland is a faggot won
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>>74675264
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>>74675219
option c: fuck everything

>>74675264
>not allowing multiple answers
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>>74673951
I'm really having a hard time imagining eating stuff like that for breakfast or anything else you described for the rest of day. Even makes me feel nauseous. However I never had any problems with my weight and food so it's not fair to compare myself with you. Btw improving on your diet isn't the only way to lose weight, because exercise is equally important.

This might sound extremely lame but...maybe consider playing pokemon go or some other exercise app? Going outside for fresh air and sightseeing is really nice, but perhaps a game with "goals" gives you that extra push
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https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5zd5o0/wehrlein_i_would_like_to_thank_vettel_who_was/?sort=top
>it's another reddit sucks Vettel's cock and eats his cum episode
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"im autistic" - all of u (not me btw)
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"im autistic" - all of you (excludes me btw)
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"im autistic" - most of you (not me though)
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btw the beer bottle is my penis
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"im autistic" - none of you (includes me though)
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Goddamn looking back at some of the clips from the last few years of crashes really shows how much safety has improved, not to mention with a few exceptions marshall training etc.

Back in the day something like in the video below could happen and the race would just continue.

This video is Tom Pryce crashing into Jansen van Vuuren at 170 mph, at Kyalami in 1977. van Vuuren ran across the track to try and assist Renzo Zorzi along with another marshall. The other marshall made it, and Jansen did not. The video is NOT for the faint of heart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99k2r6GeS4 [Embed]
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Force India? More like Force Pinkdia, am I right?
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>>74675426
LOL
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>>74675426
>piefke humor
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>>74675416
it was pretty close like with Jules and both were unlucky af
but it could have easily killed the other guy who ran across the track as well
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>>74675435
t. Alois Maria Grotzenschicklhuber
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anyone else want to suck nico's dick?
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>>74675461
jesus christ
what a fucking madman
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>>74675461
Is this real? Seems way too savage
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>mclaren honda will be beaten weekly by a pink car

will they finally withdraw from the sport?
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>>74675500
https://twitter.com/HulkHulkenberg/status/841732090823598080/photo/1
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Why no love for us?
https://twitter.com/ForceIndiaF1/status/841640117647376386

>>74675500
yes
https://twitter.com/hulkhulkenberg
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>>74675461

Always knew Hulkenberger was a fucking Autist
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>>74675518
>yeah, we're not gonna achieve shit this season
>but at least we'll look """good"""
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>>74675518
think about it
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>>74675538
Renault looked quicker in the tests than Force India though.
>>74675533
how does the tweet have anything to do with autism?
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>>74675500
pretty typical for the Hulk to be desu, he's always trolling friends, team members etc.
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>>74675556
That's exactly what I was saying
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What is your excuse for not putting money on Ferrari already?
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>>74675835
I have no money
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>>74675849
fair enough
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>>74675461
Van der Garde with the cheeky bants
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>>74674974
It looks pretty cool actually
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>>74675461
Force India's rear wing is black so at least he won't be seeing much pink.
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Renault and Foreskindia go together like Rhubarb and Custard
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>>74675835
I drank all my money.
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>>74675835
I dont trust Ferrari to put their shit together.
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Have you accepted Ricciardo as your Lord and savior?
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>>74675344

B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
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>>74677069
If by Ricciardo you meant pic related then yes.
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Are these years liveries the greatest in a long time?

finally some color on the grid again instead of everything being silver grey and black
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>>74677594
Renault's isn't good. Neither is Toro Rosso's
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>>74677594
if Haas wasn't that dark grey that's dark enough to look black in some photos but light enough to look like cheap plastic in others it would be better

they should go less shiny (maybe not quite as far as matte), or go full black or the same colour they had last season
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>>74678025

>Toro Rosso livery is not good
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>>74676060
more like shite bants, as usual
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>>74678208
It not.

That dark blue combined with that stylized bull was top tier compared to this shinny cola can reddit-tier shit they have now.
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>>74678025
>Neither is Toro Rosso's
What did he mean by this?
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>>74678219

t. Monisha
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>I'm 21
>start diet and exercise
>I get to a normal weight at 23
>I start karting
>discover I'm a racing driver prodigy
>rise up the ranks, junior formula etc
>by 30 I'm in F1
>by 35 I'm F1 champion with Ferrari
>yfw

But seriously, I'm so happy right now, in a weird way.
Haven't felt my mind this clear in years.
I'm gonna make it. It's a win-win for you guys anyway.

If I make it you guys helped, by both encouraging me and yelling at me when I stray from the right path and if I don't make it, you can always point and laugh at me. Fat nick.
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>>74678025
Shit taste: the post.
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>>74678328
>>74678208
>>74678371
It looks like a shitty Gundam
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I agree with my fellow countryman. The Renault is ok but could be better. The Toro Rosso looks kinda cool but looks like a backmarker/GP2 car. It's like a hot wheels F1 car, kinda cheap looking.

>>74678348
I wish you well but I wish you'd stop blogposting. How about just post your weight every now and then and not give us a sob story?
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>>74678348
Please get a tripcode so I can filter your fat ass
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show me a better team for Fantasy F1

pro-tip: [spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]
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>>74679602
easy
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>>74678324
Contrarian hue strikes again.
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>>74678324
the painted bull was gaudy and tacky and didn't even look that good, it was overdue for a change
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Any Feet fetishists here?
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>IMPLYING THIS ISN'T TRUE
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>>74680274
Driver of the Day Voting process.jpg
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;_;
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>>74680274
Max bless
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>>74680336
kek saved
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>>74680055

gonna need a less pixelated image to judge her foot-game
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>>74680055
>Germany couldn't even post the actual video
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>>74680055

I bet shes flat footed to match her lack of chin
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>>74680645
>no soles
0/20
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>>74680696
Give me a minute. I'll have a look.
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>>74680723
Sorry m8 no pictures in the collection.

Might be more in a video. Did an initial check and she plays with her feet for most of this interview with her mum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jSBGLHbblk
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>>74675461
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>>74675237
He wasn't german... He was austrian!!!
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>>74680919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jochen_Rindt
>Rindt raced with an Austrian licence, but had a German passport and never held Austrian citizenship.
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>>74680937
check the nationality on the right table
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>Austrians pretending to be German
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https://twitter.com/ForceIndiaF1/status/841749666156974080
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>>74680984
it just had to be 44
>>74680979
check the small 1 next to the flag
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>>74681043

Scroll up for 0.6 seconds
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you guys are joking when you say anything other than RBR, RB13 and Ricciardo will win anything right?
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>>74680984
kek
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>>74681153

>le Ricciardo dick riding gimmick
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If you had the chance, which would you pick:

>drive 4 laps in a Formula 1 car
>drive a whole day in a Formula V8 3.5 car (50-60 laps fitness permitting)
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>>74681611

the second option because i probably wouldn't be able to complete one corner in the F1 car without spinning, downforce is not a fucking game
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>>74681611
Latter because I'd have a much better chance at pushing the car to the limit and having fun with it.
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If Alonso is going to quit mid-season, who will McLaren replace him with? Button surely won't come back to drive that shitbox. Nasr? Gutierrez? Maldonado? Suck Ferrari's dick so they can get Gio? Field only 1 car for the rest of the season? Give it to the highest bidder?
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>>74681741
Button has a contractual obligation to drive if Alonso can't or refuses to
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>>74681741
Beg the FIA to allow Nobuharu Matsushita to drive
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>>74681741

Alonso is not a quitter he will stay untile the end of the season.
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>>74681741
Michael
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>>74681611
#1

I'd sell the first 3.5 laps to someone else and use the last 0.5 to finally surpass Senna.
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>>74681741
it's his year
and i'm not talking about a curly haired screamo fan
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>>74681741
If it happens early enough in the season Button could claim the most starts by an F1 driver in history.

Mclaren will want to cash in on the publicity now that they drive orange cars and all.
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>>74681611
Nr.2. F1 is way too hard.
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>>74676119
Fuck of you filthy spic
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>>74681611
depends entirely on the formula 1 car
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>>74682219
GP2 engined
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>>74682257
this then
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>>74681786
>implying they can force him at gunpoint
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>>74675835
What a hilariously bad punt. Are you stupid? Literally 0% chance of that happening.
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>>74682369
>Hey remember how we are paying you to not drive? How about we stop doing that if you don't drive. Oh you will start training for the new cars today, great!
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>>74675835
Even my stupid bet is more likely
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>>74682411
>Oh, yeah, I will start training today. Jeez, I'd be homeless if I didn't get those sweet Hondabux this ye... oh wait, I'm worth over 100 million dollars, go fug yourself :D
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>>74682450
This. I bet Jenson is loving every laugh right now after he saw the shitbox McLaren and Honda came up with.
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>>74679602
mine is not that bad.... r-right?
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>>74682411
Are you serious? Do you know how rich jb is? Do you think he gives a fuck if they pay him or not? Lmao
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>>74682527
>Do you know how rich jb is?

I'm sure Brittny does :^)
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>>74681741
Its easily going to be Button

Its now very obvious why they had him on this "Year Off Contract" they had an idea how bad the new Honda Engine was going to be and well know Alonso has no problem walking out of a team when he see's that its going nowhere
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>>74682450
>implying there is no breaking contract clause that means JB owes them huge sums of cash
>>74682527
>implying rich people don't like making money
>implying he doesn't want this fame too >>74681866

If McLaren-Honda needed a driver JB would happily (in the media's eye) return so he can keep living the lifestyle he is accustomed to
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>>74681791
this, honda will do everything to have a japanese on a japanese powered car (they did the same thing in MotoGP)
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>>74682527
>implying Jenson is gonna take a paycut

Far too arrogant.
Only took it in 09 because a title was on the line and he isn't gonna want a shitbox McLaren as a reward car.
He will demand Alonso's salary plus extra for half a season till Matsushita can drive.

Also as >>74682541 points out he has to pay for his whore GF's obsession with owning pomsky's named after female X-men characters.
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this is it
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>>74682631
You don't want 2 drivers from the same team 2bh
Lose out on the sweet qualy bonus for one driver
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>>74682631
drop vettel for ricky or kimi for max
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>>74682651
>Lose out on the sweet qualy bonus for one driver

Actually, it guarantees 5 points, instead of 0, 5, or 10.
Over a season it will probably work out the same, unless the alternative driver is dominant in qualy.
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>>74682706
wait max is more than kimi my bad
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>>74682597
Maybe if it was 2015, but Mclaren owes Honda no favors at this point.

If Mclaren wants an atom bomb to match their shitty engine Honda will have to take it.
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>>74682721
basically you're guaranteed to get 5 points per race

more points for putting the points onto the superior driver who will finish first in qualifying more than 1/2 times - Wehlein, Alonso, Hamilton, Hulk all practically guaranteed to do this
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>>74682631

>budget 80 million
>he actually bought a Fantasy GP Pro account

that might be even more autistic than buying a 4chan Pass
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>>74682775
how much does the pass cost?
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>>74678723

just ignore anyone with greek flags

You do it for the toothpastes, leafs, and favala monkeys, so do it for the gyros
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>>74682799

i got it on sale for 15 US dollars, so about 12 Euros for one year
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>>74682631
>>74682775

EMILIA RACING DISQUALIFIED

>paying to win
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>>74682721
kek I actually just looked at their placings compared to eachother from last year
Qualy
Kimi 13
Seb 8
Race
Seb 10
Kimi 3

Picking both may unironically be a good strategy just because of the massive swing there
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>>74682775
Oh, I have 4chan pass too.
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>>74682945

pro-tip: type "since4pass" in the options field and you wil have the pass icon on your post
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>>74683310
>>74683310
pass icon sucks though
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>ctrl + f
>What is this hairstyle called
>0 results

Ahhh so Lewis hasn't posted here today.
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Dont forget official /f1/ acestream

dc193f503cf741afab91d0328a15397af428387f

Sponsored by Australia

=== disclaimer: do not share on reddit ===
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>>74681611
Having 'driven' them in Assetto Corsa, the latter.

Plus 50-60laps having fun > 4 laps shitting myself hammond-style.
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>>74682631
Pick the bully instead of the Mercedes and you'll be within budget. But you'll also have my exact team, drivers and cars.
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>>74683539
>dc193f503cf741afab91d0328a15397af428387f

Yesterday I watched the stream. Now is eternally buffering. Well done.
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>tfw looking at the uncensored pic of my teams and realizing all three constructors are Italian

well we'll see soon and there are unlimited changes to start
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>>74683838
wew that was fast

Sorry australia
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>>74680645
Frogs need to be around areas with a water source to reproduce, but other than that, they are found on every continent except Antarctica and in almost every environment.

Frogs are amphibians that are known for their jumping abilities, croaking sounds, bulging eyes and slimy skin. They live all over the world.

Frogs are social creatures that live in Youtube groups. Groups of young frogs will even swim together in schools, much like fish.
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>>74683539
>>74683942
>shoots himself in the foot
>thinks that Aussie cares when he just turns his TV on for live coverage

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>74684007
Frogs get attacked by big ass wasps
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>can watch f1 on tv
>never home enough to watch
is this a curse?
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>>74684026
>implying I dont have a good .m3u8 stream
>implying I watch most races live
>implying I care about it as much as the Australian who was honeydicking it here constantly
>implying I would be pathetic enough to defend other people on a aboriginal cave drawing board like you

wew

Anyway, if this stream couldn't handle a couple of 4chan losers, it would never handle a live race.
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>>74684093
>implying I dont have a good .m3u8 stream
>implying I watch most races live
That's not what you were saying before
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>>74684093
shut open nobody even likes you
GOD
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>>74684123
>booohoooo my henno is gone
Literally every thread since the blur

>I don't even care and actually never did
Sure changed his tune
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>>74684123
lel, I even posted it here, not doing it again though.

>>74684158
Yep.. like I said multiple times, henno was continent for me, I would rather still have it. Hennodoxxer is still a faggot in my view.

Not my fault if both of you cant handle the fact that im not in the henno hate circlerjerk
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>>74684225
>I even posted it here, not doing it again though.

Sure you did, Donald.
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>>74684225
>Not my fault if both of you cant handle the fact that im not in the henno hate circlerjerk
As we have said several times
>fevela monkey
>defending a thief and criminal
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>>74681611
#1 - every F1 car I've seen available to drive has included a number of FR2.0 or FR3.5 to work up to it, so fuck you they're included.
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>>74684276
wow what a good boy you are

>>74684252
Try google m8

Finland has the same link apparently, ask one.
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>>74684531
>Finland has the same link apparently, ask one.

LMAO
I thought you meant you paid for an IPTV service.

Open m3u streams aren't meant to be open.
It means someone fucked up, and someone else noticed.
They usually last a week or two before they're kill.

Go to the forum you got that link from, and go back few pages.
You'll find that all of the links are dead.

You stupid bastard.

>exposes his acestream because he has an m3u
>doesn't realise that the m3u will only last a few weeks
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>>74683909
>mclaren
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>>74684690
>paid
lel no, that is retarded. I realize that m3u8 links change, I have a folder filled with links that get released every month or so. Thats not why I shared the acestream.

I shared because I think about other people, I care about everyone here, that is all. Unlike some people.
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>>74684836
>I have a folder filled with links that get released every month or so.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74684836
>I have a folder filled with links that get released every month or so.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74684836
>I have a folder filled with links that get released every month or so.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why is that funny dumbass

You just have to know which website to get. They are not all skyf1 links of course.
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>>74684836
>I have a folder filled with links that get released every month or so.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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We need tu update the dutch/hue ignore meme
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>>74684881
Do you have a folder of sites to get the stream link or a folder of the stream links?

Because one is retarded and the other is not
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>>74684901
>>74684876
>>74684865
>>74684845
I miss when we were thought of as funny cunts on this board, not just cunts...
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>>74684836
>I have a folder filled with links that get released every month or so.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74684836
>I have a folder filled with links that get released every month or so.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74684914
There are websites that release dozens of m3u8 links monthly/weekly there is always skyf1 links
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are you ok, straya cunt?
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>>74684957

Not m8, I'm not. My sides will never recover.
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>tfw this reminds me that I use to keep a text file full of links to porn and other videos

Some of them were unlisted youtube videos so that is at least something.
>>
straya please calm down
for /oursake/
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>People think this is bad
>Wait until every other post is asking for links, instead of an aussie 'havin a lauf mate'
>mfw my flag and this wasn't a problem until the eternal went down
>>
So this is because I said folder of links?
lel

Boy you are mad as fuck uh?

Sorry your stream is ruined maybe you shouldn't be honeydicking it here constantly next.

It was never going to last races, deal with it.
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Only 11 days to go...
OR
Still 11 days to go?
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>>74685096
Too fuckin long m8
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>>74685096
I count fp1 as peak hype
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>>74685142
Fuck, I look like a casual now. But FP1 is only hype in Melbourne. Everywhere else I just skip it.
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>>74684836
>I realize that m3u8 links change, I have a folder filled with links

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74685246
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WAS DOING THAT SAME JOKE
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>>74685246
Should all be that red x failed to load symbol and one that is link
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im not autistic btw
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>>74685246
I meant an onenote folder desu, because that is where I keep it.

>trying to hide under shitpost how mad you are because someone shared your ace link and now you cant attwhore anymore
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>>74685246
>>74685306
>>74685393
lay off the lad, I have that folder too
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>>74685408
wew lad
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I'm not going to lie.

I love that I have Brazil so booty blasted that the last thing he does before he goes to bed at night, and the first thing he does in the morning, is throw his own monkey poo at /f1/ in a rage.

I love that he ruined his only link to watch F1 because he thought it would annoy me, when I don't even watch that link.

Seriously, you wouldn't believe how fun it is to have this much power over someone.
To be the entire center of their day to day thoughts.

This must be how it feels to be Nico, and have a Mana.
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>>74685489
>when I don't even watch that link
lel

>constantly posting it here with blurred source

>i dont even watch guise I swear

top fucking keke
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>>74685519
>constantly posting it here with blurred source

This literally never happened lad.
A blurred house is not the same thing
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>>74685553

Nah m8, he means link >pic related

What he doesn't realise, is that is that I was only posting it to make him mad. Which as we can all see, succeeded spectacularly.

I don't watch it because after I killed Henno, I spent time finding a good IPTV provider, before settling on one with SkyF1 in 1080p with Australian servers. Why would I watch a laggy 576p stream when I have that?
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>>74685632
kek
I have never seen this so it can't have been constantly.

Brazil for example, you crying about streams is constant and constantly getting on people's nerves. Posting something once is not constant.
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>>74685632
>triggered everytime I post the link
>I swear guise Im not mad at all
>it was all my master plan

lel you cant make this shit up

Alright m8 then, enjoy your IPTV

If someone is still looking for an ace:

dc193f503cf741afab91d0328a15397af428387f

It was working yesterday
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This post:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74650368/#74668029
then 2 posts later.

>"y-you were really upset that I posted this link"
>"p-please believe my narrative"
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>>74685816
Oh shit he went to the achieves

Thats next level butthurt lmao
>>
>"someone proved that I'm full of shit, better call them butthurt"
>>
the season really can't come fast enough for /f1/
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I'm about to flag-filter Ausfag posts even if it means not seeing my own at this rate.
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>>74685851
>Im totally not mad guise

>See this post in the archieve proves it

L e L

Enjoy your IPTV
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>>74685861
I was away from the Internet when the whole pink car thing happened and feel like I missed out on the last bit of fun before Aus
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>only retort is to call them butthurt/mad again

Jesus christ. You can't make this shit it.
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>>74685871
I just masturbate until it dies down again.
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>>74685871

Why are you mad at me?
He's the faggot that can't get over me and literally starts it every time he comes to /f1/.
>>74683539
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>>74685940
>implying I hadn't hue-blocked too

>implying I come to /f1/ for this shit
>>74684901
>>74684876
>>74684865
>>74684845
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How do you block australians and hues?
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What kind of man posts a blurried stream
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>>74685955

>implying you don't spam Brit boy band pics

>"Only I'm allowed to do it. It's not fun when other people do it"
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>>74685980
>implying there's two Austrlalians on /f1/
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>>74685988
hey guys whats going on in this thread?
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>>74685969
Browser extentions
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>>74685980
Noelposter is actually good usually (last few days he's been off with the song puns)

Spamming HAHAHA isn't shitposting; it's posting shit.
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>mfw this thread
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>>74686020

>"waaaaaaaaaaa I had to spend 1 second scrolling through some lines of text"

Fuck your life must be hard.
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>>74686010
>somebody actually saved my shitty photoshop cut n paste
I feel honoured kek
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>>74686042

i'm the guy who threw the sherrin in there so i like to post it

i also made this abomination
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>>74686037
I don't actually care, I'm just telling you noel-poster is based and you're a cunt

>>74686042
It's pretty good la, I saved it too
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>>74686078
Well that is nice

Do you have to be a payfag?
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>>74685969
/^Australia$/
/^Brazil$/
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>>74686092
you have to know how to download a browser addon, so maybe you have to pay someone to explain it to you
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>>74686042
Dude that made me spittake when you posted it the first time. Well shared among friends here too
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>Through random googling I found out that James Hunt once urinated all over a 7 year old girl during a flight

James was easily the best representation of the UK.
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>>74686108
too much effort for this nerd shit 2bh
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>>74686128
I can't imagine Kevin Magnussen doing that.

Hunt was one of a kind.
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>>74686128

Link?
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>>74686648
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=3VCzauAOCGsC&pg=PA329&lpg=PA329&dq=Esther+Rantzen+James+hunt&source=bl&ots=7X-P8_H4Tw&sig=Y-Nbg59JOMlvWoqELk0eDHMSVBg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3v_bN2dfSAhUlDsAKHSniDtEQ6AEIODAI#v=onepage&q=Esther%20Rantzen%20James%20hunt&f=false

I may have exaggerated slightly but still.
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>go sleep
>wake up and check thread
>it's shit

Which driver from the past ten years do you think deserves another chance in F1 with a decent team?

>Maldonado, but only for the laughs
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>>74686844
Alonso
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>>74686844
Kubica
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>>74686844
Kamui Kamui Kamui
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>>74686844
Kobayashi
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>Australians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUMP4XVF74g
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>>74686844
Kamui

>Hard tyres
>High downforce

He'd make Max look like a baby with his overtakes.
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>>74686907
>Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apd1KBjLV8k
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>>74686907
that'll teach him to set off before closing his visor.
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>>74686871
kek
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>>74686959
When I think Americans this is the video I think of
https://youtu.be/XaPzN2gD3PQ
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Why are Australians so obsessed with creating their own autistic poosonalities online, its the same shit with /cric/
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>>74687142

You're talking about the Brit boy band poster, right?
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>>74687142
It's kind of strange since any Australians I met IRL are normal welcoming people, my guess is that because Australia such an open Society the ones who get left behind must have serious mental health issues.
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>>74687142
At least they aren't avatarfagging
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>>74687210
>any Australians I met IRL are normal welcoming people

>implying they didn't all think you're a cunt behind your back
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>>74687210
>>74687218
>>74687234
These
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>>74687234
Lol I clearly hit a nerve there, were you bullied by ricci for your autism?
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>>74687262

P L E B
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T I E R
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S H I T
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P O S T
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>>74687210
huh I had exactly the same impression.

Literally everyone I met in straya was a complete normalfag, the only weird ones were asian migrants that walked like those cartoon ninjas.
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>>74687270
Thank you for confirming my theory
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>>74687142
It's only really 2 guys that do that. Noel poster and the doxxer. The other ones are just obvious when they post because they hold opinions no one else does.
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>thought the force india pink livery is a joke
>it isn't

Well fuck me, I guess it's better than their boring livery.
Anyway, I'm up at 8am and feel awake, if I don't go back to sleep I might make my sleep schedule right for watching aus gp live.

Fuck watching FP live though, it will fuck me up.
Q and R live for me, I hope.
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>>74687142
I've left cric because it's too autistic.
>hur durr poo in the loo
>hur durr poo peeland
I used to think they were just playing but there was an argument last week that NZ hadn't contributed any memes to the board.
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>>74687425
Go for a walk then have breakfast. That normally wakes me right up even if it is just round the block.
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>>74686844
K A M U I
B
A
Y
S
H
I

I want that glorious Nippon back in F1

I wouldn't mind pastor either
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>>74687539

I'll just have breakfast, thanks. Around 500 calories.
Not now though, in 2 hours, if I'm still awake.
I have terrible heartburn.

I'm kinda used to it but I do hope it hasn't damaged my esophagus too much.
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>>74687605
you gotta start taking medication for that acid reflux
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>you will never have a qt3.14 aussie gf obsessing over your dick instead of shitposting
Why even live
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>>74687605
That's a heart attack Nick - call 112
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>>74687751
It's not all that.

t. weird dicked aussie
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>>74686844
Schumacher
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>>74687210
>>74687142
when i post here I like to indulge in the autism that I see in this general. but if you were to meet me in real life you'd think i was a normie.
>>
>this thread is so shit even the toothpastes stay away
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>>74687984
/f1/ has been terrible since testing ended, come melbourne /f1/ will return to being interesting and actually f1 relevant, and all the toothpastes will return with their memorable 'AMD AMX'.
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>>74687912

>>>/global/rules/13
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Do you think drivers listen to music during the race?
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>>74687142
>/cric/
>USA flag
must be pajeet
>>
>>74688112

maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW3raUa1Qjs
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>>74688112
Seriously doubt they would.
>the quality over the radio would be shit. There is no way they would waste weight on a mp3 player
>they need to hear their pit wall and stopping a song mid way would be distracting as fuck
>already loud as fuck in the car adding more sound is a bad idea

I'm sure there are more reasons too
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>>74687791
>It's not all that.
What did you mean by this?
>t. weird dicked aussie
What makes it weird, lad? Is it just bent or something more exotic?
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haha i like penis

fuck off
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>>74688112
obviously not
but if you're memeing then Alonso listens to
>wake me up inside (can't wake up)
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>>74688139
maybe he's one of guys who's penis curves in one direction significantly.
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>>74687749

Probably, but I can't handle more fucking pills.
I take 1 in the morning.
5 in the afternoon.
And 2 before I go to bed.
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>>74687792
This, but Ralf.
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>>74688173
do you taking any anti depressants
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>>74688112
Ricky seems to have decent muisc taste. If anyone does it's him, but i doubt it.
>>
>>74688112
those headphones are only for radio and noise cancelling
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>>74688190

Loads, that's what most them are, an antipsychotic and something else which I can't recall now.

Also, weight update. 168.7 kg. Even after the last few days where I exclusively ate literal garbage like cakes, cookies and chocolates, I lost a kg. I thought I would be back to like 173 kg. Now, with a proper diet and walking, this should be easy.

Really makes you think.
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>>74688210
>only for radio and noise cancelling

>he doesn't know about shift and DRS beeps
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>>74688195
Are you shitting me? He has the worst taste after Hamilton.
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>>74688236

t. moderator on Bomfunk MC's fan forum
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>>74688112
Lewis listens to his own RnB songs feat. Lewis Hamilton himself
Bottas listens to monotonous beeps that played in various pitches and frequencies
Vettel listens traditional german accordion music
Kimi listens to ukelele instrumentals
Amx listens to europ dubstep
Ricciardo listens to Men at Work's I Come From a Land Down Under on repeat
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>>74688217
I forgot about the beeps too 2bh

That adds another reason not to listen to music too. Have to turn the beep noise up even more
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>>74688236
Riccy has good taste in music

t. Guy who listens to the same genres as him
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xnnvaQsDdc

Lewis and Button listen to Oasis
>>
Is an car an athlete?
>>
>>74688303
well you've summond him now
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>>74688285
>dubstep
>trap
>good
highschool called, they want you back
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>>74688328
is america white?
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>>74688303
>>74688330
Every driver probably listens noels lyrics, while speeding down the hall, faster than a cannon ball.
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>>74688337
What does Binland listen to?
Classical music or metal?
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>>74688337
Where are you getting your sources? He listens to bands like Killswitch and A day to remember. Bands with actual musical instruments
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>>74688337
Ricciardo was onstage for a Parkway drive song last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG6HG6lscW8
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>>74688214
m8 you're 3 tiems my size
>>
Apparently Hulk is allowed to buy (or rent) and show off his new cars that are not Renaults.
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>>74688360
Classical and progressive mostly
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>>74688337
>dubstep
>trap
>good
The 4 or 5 electronic songs over his 2 playlists don't even fit in either of those genres 2bh
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>>74688390
You talking about that video with Coulthard? I was cringing so bad I couldn't pay attention
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>>74688394
yeah cringed at that too

I get the feeling Ricciardo likes bush doofs and stuff
>>
>>74688394
I'm talking about his Spotify playlists
The actual music associated with his name and account not answers to PR questions where he wants to come across as appealing to the masses
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>>74688405
post playlist so we may better judge this man we have never met
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>>74688349

>>>/global/rules/13
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dubs & anime is real. But all girls are just grumpy germans
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>>74688419
>Germans
>grumpy
we are the nicest and most fun loving kind, asshole
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>>74688411
The playlists I have of riccy
https://open.spotify.com/user/danielricciardo/playlist/2L5DdPIW6gzRF5Uef7eaMv?context=spotify%3Auser%3Adanielricciardo%3Aplaylist%3A2L5DdPIW6gzRF5Uef7eaMv
https://open.spotify.com/user/danielricciardo/playlist/2flYv1h0iWOleAYUOjuYDf?context=spotify%3Auser%3Adanielricciardo%3Aplaylist%3A2flYv1h0iWOleAYUOjuYDf
https://open.spotify.com/user/danielricciardo/playlist/19MsOFWJNAhNtZS8OEUMvg?context=spotify%3Auser%3Adanielricciardo%3Aplaylist%3A19MsOFWJNAhNtZS8OEUMvg
https://open.spotify.com/user/infinitiredbullracing/playlist/3lz7otKCYzlIhcXXtabBCV?context=spotify%3Auser%3Ainfinitiredbullracing%3Aplaylist%3A3lz7otKCYzlIhcXXtabBCV
https://open.spotify.com/user/infinitiredbullracing/playlist/6XSsRVFPzPBRpm8tqoUPRy?context=spotify%3Auser%3Ainfinitiredbullracing%3Aplaylist%3A6XSsRVFPzPBRpm8tqoUPRy
I also have Eric's son
https://open.spotify.com/user/marcusericsson.com/playlist/7267VPNhGgYDTE298W8m8e?context=spotify%3Auser%3Amarcusericsson.com%3Aplaylist%3A7267VPNhGgYDTE298W8m8e
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>>74688429
Also Jenn's son
https://open.spotify.com/user/mclarenracingmusic/playlist/39FnTsG3MRXUoNL3zPvzFR?context=spotify%3Auser%3Amclarenracingmusic%3Aplaylist%3A39FnTsG3MRXUoNL3zPvzFR
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I'm so glad Force India changed their color, old was so fucking boring
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>>74686844
Buemi. Maybe. Nobody.
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>>74688436
It looks a lot better. I wonder if the pressure of the public saying their car looked bad led to this
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>>74686844
Buemi, Heidfeld, Kobayashi
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>>74680979
>Austrian mother and German father.

He was Austrian.
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>>74688383
Different markets. I doubt you could see Hulk in a Mitsubishi
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>>74688429
>>74688432
that is some normie taste apart for the most part

Better than nico's dadrock though
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>>74688426
Read it as incest instead of nicest.
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>>74688268
Hey Bottas likes the same music as me!
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>>74688394
Only F1 and music related stuff I can find 2bh
http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10606871/formula-1-drivers-reveal-their-favourite-music-choices
>Ever wondered what F1 drivers listen to when on the road? The answer has proved to be an eclectic mix, ranging from The Eagles to Metallica to rap.

>The survey was conduced by the organisers of the US GP, who asked the drivers to pick their favourite songs to drive to when in the USA.

>favourite songs to drive to when in the USA.
Aka not their favourites but favourites in a specific case
>Verstappen's team-mate certainly knows how to please his audience. Daniel Ricciardo went for a song by a band from Austin, the home of the US Grand Prix - Uncle Lucius. Ricciardo is known for being a fan of heavy metal and rock music, and even performed live on stage with Australian band Parkway Drive earlier this year, but his choices have a distinctly more country feel to them.
You know because he is talking about just in the USA and answering the quiz.

>>74688476
>Normie
>Anything heavier than some hard rock
Not really normie taste on Riccy's and Ericsson's imo
Jenson is 100% normie taste
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>>74688386
Color me surprised.

>>74688429
>not linking his training playlist as well
https://open.spotify.com/user/danielricciardo/playlist/0TNkT2edfwOQpheNSQQ9LU?context=spotify%3Auser%3Adanielricciardo%3Aplaylist%3A0TNkT2edfwOQpheNSQQ9LU
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>>74688526
I don't follow the training one. I just went down the playlists I follow
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Does Eriscon's-mother's-husband's-wife's-son only listen to SOAD?
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>>74688537
No he only listens to biffy
https://open.spotify.com/user/marcusericsson.com/playlist/17FhmkeSt88MwXZHksbFJS?context=spotify%3Auser%3Amarcusericsson.com%3Aplaylist%3A17FhmkeSt88MwXZHksbFJS
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http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10606871/formula-1-drivers-reveal-their-favourite-music-choices

Driver
Lewis Hamilton: 'Wavy' by Ty Dolla $ign 'Campaign' by Ty Dolla $ign 'I Want' by MadeinTYO

Nico Rosberg: 'Beautiful Day' by U2 'Surfin' USA' by The Beach Boys 'Sex On Fire' by Kings of Leon

Sebastian Vettel: 'Born in the USA' by Bruce Springsteen 'Little Red Corvette' by Prince

Kimi Raikkonen: 'A Horse With No Name' by America 'Born to Be Wild' by Steppenwolf 'Pikkuveli' by PMMP

Daniel Ricciardo: 'Keep The Wolves Away' by Uncle Lucius 'Stubborn Love' by The Lumineers 'The Western' by MisterWives

Max Verstappen: 'Billie Jean' by Michael Jackson 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson

Valtteri Bottas: 'Born in the USA' by Bruce Springsteen 'Sweet Home Alabama' by Lynyrd Skynyrd 'Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)' by The Offspring

Felipe Massa: 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams 'Uptown Funk' by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars 'Hotel California' by The Eagles

Esteban Gutierrez: 'All These Things That I've Done' by The Killers 'Use Somebody' by Kings of Leon 'Life is a Highway' by Rascal Flatts

Romain Grosjean: 'Can't Stop The Feeling' by Justin Timberlake 'Uptown Funk' by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars 'Billie Jean' by Michael Jackson

Sergio Perez: 'Vertigo' by U2 'Viva La Vida' by Coldplay 'Bailando' by Enrique Iglesias

Nico Hulkenberg: 'Hotel California' by The Eagles 'Surfin' USA' by The Beach Boys '(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction' by The Rolling Stones

Daniil Kvyat: 'Whiskey in the Jar' by Metallica 'Ace of Spades' by Motörhead 'Strangers in the Night' by Frank Sinatra

Felipe Nasr: 'Sharp Dressed Man' by ZZ Top 'LA Woman' by The Doors 'Even Flow' by Pearl Jam

Marcus Ericsson: 'Simple Man' by Lynyrd Skynyrd 'Hotel California' by The Eagles 'Back in Black' by AC/DC

Jolyon Palmer: 'Californication' by Red Hot Chili Peppers 'The Chain' by Fleetwood Mac

Kevin Magnussen: 'Born in the USA' by Bruce Springsteen
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Guise..

so what team is Hairy anto this season?
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>>74688268
Alonso listens to No Surprises from Radiohead on repeat
Vandoorne listens to There is a Light that Never Goes Out from The Smiths
Amx is tripping to an Eurobeat megamix
Vettel listens to We'll Keep the Blue Flags Flying high From Boys from the Shed
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>>74688546
Awful.
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>>74688546
>everyone likes Born in the USA
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Who is this?
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>>74688548

He's on the drive thru team at his local KFC.
Not yet confirmed if he's on the order window, or the food window.
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>>74688546
>Valtteri Bottas
>Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

kek
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>>74688557

Except Hamilton. Go figure.
Maybe it's too painful for him.
>"tfw you will never be American"
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>>74688557
>What are your favourite USA driving songs
>answer with the first song with USA in the title that they think of

Sounds right lad
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>>74688546
>Nico Rosberg: 'Beautiful Day' by U2 'Surfin' USA' by The Beach Boys 'Sex On Fire' by Kings of Leon

BOSSberg pls
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>>74688566
Lol Hulkenberg is clueless then, must think The Rolling Stones are american
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>>74688554
breddy gud

I feel alonso would be more blue monday though
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>>74688583
>>74688554
Alons would have Just on repeat actually


OH YOU DO IT TO YOUR SELF
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>>74688559
>>74688559
FYI Gelael is much much worse than Haryanto, but his daddy's KFC wallet are thicc, so expect him to be in an F1 team in the next few years.

what? no teams want Sean in F1? his daddy might build a new team for him
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>>74688577
Max desperately thinks of an American artist that isn't his euro dubspet
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>>74688606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWUAIni3PMw

Obligatory
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Just woke up after a 7 hour binge drinking session to the sight of a disgusting pink livery

Why is Force India going full breast cancer livery?

also
>mfw
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>>74688624
VJ got breast cancer
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>>74688624
>>mfw

If you hate pink so much, then why are you wearing a pink jumper, you stupid whore!
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Mad Max seems like the kinda guy to be listening to Hardstyle Techno and Gabber 24/7 lel
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>>74688546
What would you guys have answered given the same question?

I would have shilled some NZ bands I like, smaller more alt ones

Or gone for some classic road trip songs by big american bands, nice and normie
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>>74688653
They were supposed to be doing american bands in this thing.

I would have shilled The Strokes, Jake Bugg or something of the like
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>>74688653
My long drives music is like King Tubby and Augustus Pablo. I'd probably just plug community radio though.
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>>74688546
Reposting autism I made when this first came out.

>Hamilton
-Plain shit *3
3/10, at least not dadrock

>Nico "Absolute pleb" Rosberg
-U2
-not Pet Sounds era BB
-post 2007 KoL
0/10, I no longer want him to win the WDC

>Vettel
+makes fun of amerilards with the boss
+based Prince
6.5/10

>Gimi :DD
-not the worst dadrock
-dadrock
-finnish dadrock
3/10, at least he put something finnish in there

>RIC
-i'm 12 and this is deep *3
1/10, tryharded yet it's just shit

>Max
+can't really go wrong with MJ *2
6/10 played it safe

>Bottas
+usa meme song
-usa meme song
+meme song
meme/10

>Massa
-le catchy song that the kids like
-le catchy song that the kids like
-dadrock
normie dad/10

>Shitierrez
+good killers song
-post 2007 KoL
->le car song also country because texas amirite?

>Grosjean
-le catchy song that the kids like
-le catchy song that the kids like
+MJ
normie dad/10

>Perez
-U2
-post 2002 coldplay
-le catchy spanish song
3/10

>Hulkenberg
-dadrock
-not Pet Sounds era BB
-dadrock
2/10

>Kvyat
-one of the worst metallica songs
-dadrock
-*tips fedora*
2/10

>Nasr
-dadrock
+morrison era doors
--pearl jam
2/10

>Ericsson
-dadrock
-dadrock
-dadrock
1/10, he keeps being a dissapointment

>Palmer
-post 91 RHCP
-dadrock, but I see what you did there
4/10

>Kmag
+Meme song
2/10 apply yourself
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>>74688775
I dont rate your rating
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>>74674974
that can't be real
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reminder that spain was rosberg's fault, rosberg is a cunt, and rosberg left the sport because everyone hates him
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>>74688380

>another greek

I'm sorry in advance.

Ok guys, going for a walk.
See if my legs still work, won't push myself too hard.
Hope I don't have a heart attack.
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why are there no more drivers like based Piquet?
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>>74688867
ded or poor or both
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>>74688558
OH PONTUS JANSSON'S MAGIC
HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT
AND IF YOU THROW A BRICK AT HIM
HE'LL HEAD THE FUCKER BACK
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>Ocon's new helmet

MY
FUCKING
SIDES

And I thought Max and Ricky were sponsor cucks...
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right then my betting lads, wheres the value at for melbourne?
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>>74688909
wew
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>>74688915

$troll to kill a marshal, paying 7:1
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>>74688909

That's a whole new level of cucking
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>>74688909
I love it actually. I love their livery, I love their helmet, I love they are FULLY going for the pink. It looks great.
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>>74688937
t.viccy
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>>74688937
yeah, its good they are going all out with it

if they half arsed it, it would be an abomination
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>>74688852

Wew, back from the treadmill.
Managed 5-something minutes.
Set it to my walking speed with a little incline.
My legs could keep going but I stopped because I got dizzy and started feeling a weird vaguely numb sensation on the left side of my face and shit myself a little. Not really but yeah, got scared.

But hey, more exercise than I have had in years.
Going to make it lads.
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>>74688195
He likes popmetal, which is shite

>>74688362
>Bands with actual musical instruments
I hope you're black, because white people shouldn't be that stupid
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>>74680890
>>74675461
>it's real

Holy fucking what a savage

And then they btfo him like that
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>>74688966
>I hope you're black, because white people shouldn't be that stupid

Then what's your fucking excuse?
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>>74674974
Il love the livery

Way better than the grey one
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>>74688958
>weird vaguely numb sensation on the left side of my face

literally a pre cursor to having a stroke
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>>74688958
>be greek
>walk for 5 minutes
>have a stroke

w e w
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>>74688966
>what is an opinion

What's your music taste then? You're probably a /m/ autist who only listens to Modern Pan flute music with anime attack as a backdrop
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>>74689034
yeah those mecha nerds are so pedantic about their tunes
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>>74689018
>>74689031

M8s, don't be so gullible, it's obviously a troll post.
The entire post is fat joke stereotypes.

>hurr hurr I'm so fat I shit my pants and had a stoke because I exercised
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>>74689040
they probably are, but meant /mu/
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>>74689059
muh neutral milk hotel

muh death grips

i hate /mu/, they all wish they were anthony fantano
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>>74689018

I know, that's why I got so scared.
But I don't think that's what really was.
It stopped when I stopped and now I'm feeling fine.
Wouldn't a stroke just continue and get worse?

If I had to guess I would say the treadmill is to blame, always got dizzy when I get on that thing.
I pushed myself harder on black friday when I had to walk a longer distance to get back to the car from a store while holding two heavy bags and was 5kg heavier and I didn't get a heart attack or stroke.

Can you even get a stroke from exercise if you're obese? I thought it was heart attack you have to worry about.
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>>74688653
anison
>>
that pink livery is fucking lit, FI now in good tier
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>>74688958
Walking won't shift weight lad. You need cardio plus a caloric deficit. Aim for 1500-1700 cals per day if you can (although depending on your build, 2000 is most likely fine too) and run/cycle/swim until you're out of breath. Every day.

You can do it Nick! We believe in you!
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>>74689086
If you do anything that decreases enough bloodflow to your brain you'll get a stroke, i'm not a doctor but I could imagine exercise enabling a stroke.
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>>74689084
sure know alot about what you hate


>>74689086
Could have been a mini-stroke. Like, still a stroke, but normally doesn't fuck your shit up bad.

>Wouldn't a stroke just continue and get worse?
I had one and I was laughing at the time, and I didn't stop laughing sorta. My body was making the movements but it was more like a breathy weeze almost. I fell off a stool and couldn't get up because the right side didn't work, then i sorta drifted in and out of being aware of time, then ambo's showed up, chucked me in the van and I had a seizure. I guess that's when the stroke stopped. Took around 15 minutes from what my friend told me.
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THE JAPANESE SISTER CITY OF MCLAREN


>McLaren boss Eric Boullier says the team would be winning if they were still powered by Mercedes engines.

>The Frenchman has also admitted the team will be powerless to stop Fernando Alonso leaving if they are not competitive in 2017.

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10802617/mclaren-would-be-winners-with-mercedes-engines-says-team-boss-eric-boullier?utm_source=Direct&utm_source=Direct
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>>74689141
I shitpost there when im not here
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>>74689155
Wow big boi Boullier, it would be RBWL if RBR had the Merc engine
>>
>>74689155

do they not realize that Mercedes customer engines are shit-tier compared to their factory engines?
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>>74689160
I used to, but I got sick of it
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>>74689169
Hamilel disagrees
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>>74689138

Thanks, I'm going for 1500 calories a day.
Fucking shit guys though, what the hell was that?
I'll try again tomorrow, if it happens again guess I'll go to a doc.

See, I start feeling all positive and trying to change and then shit like this happens.
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>>74689179
Drink lots of water too. It'll keep you feeling full and is good for the skin.
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>>74686844
Vergne and Kobayashi would be a beautiful fucking line up
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>>74689215
koby was unironically my favourite driver
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>>74689204
Stay wet Big Nick
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>>74689237
I've just seen on google he's 30.. I thought he was in his early 40s... why isn't he driving? Lack of funding?
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>>74689243
Too busy knee deep in JAV girls
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>>74689179
It would be a huge shame if you died of a massive stroke on a treadmill. Just give up, you are too far gone. It sounds like your body does not want to lose weight.
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can i get an update on mana-chan? anyone?
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>>74689289
Still a whore
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>>74689204
My dietician told me that too, that I need to drink way more than what I do because I'm so fat. Probably the only positive thing from that experience. She gave me a diet I couldn't follow.

Now here's what I do. I know it's kinda "wrong" but whatever. Fuck eating healthy for now. Just counting calories. Breakfast is a 85g chocolate cause I can't drop sugar, a bit less than 500 calories. Lunch is two grilled cheese sandwiches with cheese only and a fruit, around 500 calories again. Dinner is the same. That's it. 1500 calories.

>>74689277
I'd rather die trying than stay fat at this point.
It's hell.
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>>74689169
Still better than Hondas engines.
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>>74689291
STUPID FUCKING TOOTHPASTE
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>>74689155
>McLaren boss Eric Boullier says the team would be winning if they were still powered by Mercedes engines.

>Implying a good engine wouldn't expose a shit-tier chassis
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>>74689346
You should adhere to truth and scientific research. Mana is a cumguzzling whore and you know it.
>>
>>74689169
How did Williams get the highest top speed most of the time then?
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>>74689155
Alonso -> Renault

Palmer -> McLaren
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>>74689356
>>74689169
also he'd then mean the Mercedes works engines
also MRT got the highest tops speeds often as well
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>>74689289
She is on holiday in the Philippines.

She no longer works for Toyota but still works for Red Bull
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>>74689356
there's probs a load of tricks Mercedes have

like they may both produce 1000bhp at max revs, but the factory engine may produce more at lower revs, use less fuel/get less hot so it can produce peak power longer, things like that
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>>74688570
At least he stuck with it and didn't just makes some shit up.

After he won the title the whole Rosberg crew was in the car going back to the hotel screaming sex on fire.
>>
who will be the biggest meme of 2017 f1?
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>>74689452

$troll
>>
>>74689452

The ever increasing insanity of Alonso
>>
Remember how when Red Bull was criticising Renault for producing an engine that couldn't last a lap, that the British media made Red Bull out to be a massive assholes?

Funny how they have no problem with McLaren (aka "muh British team") criticising Honda.
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>>74689496
>Funny how they have no problem with McLaren (aka "muh British team") criticising Honda.
just wait. this is the first time McLaren is really criticizing Honda
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>>74689496
Red Bull basically threw a tanty about it; honestly it was kinda embarrasing sometimes how Horner whinged about it. And they threatened to pull out of the sport.

McLaren are being a bit more subtle, because they know that shit-talking the engine doesn't make it work better. Pretty big difference right now.
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>>74689496
Honda is basically chinkshit though.
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>>74689475
Will Vettel winning the WDC this year be the final nail in his coffin then?
>>
Reminder that there is no reason to believe MWL is over just because Ferrari did some glory runs in testing.
2017 WCC:
>Merc

>RBR
>Ferrari

>FI
>Willliams
>Renault

>STR
>McLaren

>Haas
>Sauber
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>>74689612
He's already toast, it's just a matter of whether he kills himself before season end
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>>74689410
I was euphoric when that happened
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>>74689452
the death of Fat Nick
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>>74687420
I can agree with that. Same as Brazil.
There is literally 1 (one) poster feeding the autistic doxxer about the streams and shit.
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>>74689691

Please don't even joke about that because I'm scared and I have a slight headache.
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bretty gud tech piece on motortsport if anyone's interested (probably crossposted from autosport). claiming mercedes' aerodynamic philosophy is staccato and red bull is legato.

let's extend those musical terms a bit

>ferrari is glissando
>toro rosso is staccatissimo
>mchonda is lacrimosa

this is now the theme for the end of alonso's career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az7L-VffHBo
>>
What happens if STR does better than Renault?
>>
>always read STR as 'Sauber Team Racing'
>>
>>74689452

Ferrari Hype train falling into Albert Park Lake
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>>74689732
Hulkenberg will be re-evaluating life choices.
Embarrassed frenchmen.
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>>74689759
>you now realise 2017 will be exactly like 2016

bottas wins... i gues..
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>>74689732
Italy can legally invade France.
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>>74689725
link?
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>>74689725
>claiming mercedes' aerodynamic philosophy is staccato and red bull is legato.

Newey has always aimed for a smooth simple and effective aerodynamic philosophy. Mercedes atleast in the MWL has always aimed for pure efficiency and precision.
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>>74689301
Calories determine your size, not macros (fat vs protein vs carbs). So you're moving in the right direction even if you eat 1500 cals of ice cream every day.
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>>74689809
That's exactly what those mean, more or less. You can argue that glissando would be more appropriate for RBR perhaps.
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>>74689155

>McLaren boss Eric Boullier says the team would be winning if they were still powered by Mercedes engines

>this fucking delusion

Just like in 2015, right Eric? When you were the second best team after Mercedes according to Button?
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>>74689237
+1
>>74689243
Pretty much yeah, and Toyota have no interest in F1 too. He's doing well in WEC though.
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>>74689840

2014*
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>>74689782
>>74689809
here you go lads:
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/tech-analysis-the-concepts-that-split-mercedes-ferrari-and-red-bull-882735/

also I made something to demonstrate my theory (with audio)
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489586072174.webm
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>>74689840
They started out well. Pretty sure they were running a dumb suspension setup and the chassis didn't develop. And K-Mag was a rookie and Jenson wasn't relentless.
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>>74688130
Nope, /cric/ is too cancerous, I've never frequented it
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>>74689818
pretty sure it's the other way around according to current nutritional science. calories are a good guideline but you still want water and a good balance of food between carbs, fats and protein.
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got a funny feeling force loopoo are gonna have a secret trick up their sleeve and that bright pink haram machine is gonna leave everyone behind
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>>74689964
Probably just indigestion lad
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>>74689963
no it isnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKn3tcyyr1o&list=PLyqKj7LwU2RsCOzQeDUPYRJ0E_yys3eDe&index=2
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McLaren have a bad chassis.

They would NOT be winning with a Mercedes engine. They didn't last time they had one, so what's different?

The Mobil fuel and lubricants would have made a 20bhp difference to the Petronas fuelled cars at most.

McLaren just haven't accepted that they're not a big team anymore. Like Williams, their time at the front is done now.
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>>74689964
There was talk that they too have a version of the trick 'active' suspension, on which they were waiting for clarification.
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>>74689759
At least the hype created itself this time.
Ferrari dindu nuffin.
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>>74689987
dunno who I should trust, the bro-science guy shilling his program or actual scientists?

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/01/what-does-a-calorie-measure/427089/

>According to Wishart, these chemicals and their interactions affect energy balance. He points to research demonstrating that high-fructose corn syrup and other forms of added fructose (as opposed to fructose found in fruit) can trigger the creation of compounds that lead us to form an excess of fat cells, unrelated to additional calorie consumption. “If we cut back on some of these things,” he says, “it seems to revert our body back to more appropriate, arguably less efficient metabolism, so that we aren’t accumulating fat cells in our body.”

I'm just afraid that thicc nick will cut a lot of weight and gain it back again. it's pretty tricky with the drug combo he's on, I'm a healthy weight and on similar medication but since stopping a calorie weight loss diet at my goal weight (5'11"/180cm, high 140 to low 150lbs/65-70 kg) I'm up another 10 lbs even while calorie counting to maintain weight.
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>>74688616
>tfw gonna pop some pills at decibel
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>>74690053
This is right, the amount of fat you have stored in your body doesn't depend just on the calorie intake.

The process that leads to storing or burning fat in your cells is heavily depended on hormones which are affected by several other factors.

Some people really need to do this shit with a doctor.
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>>74690053
you are aware that hfcs is barely used in most european food products, right?

as for mike's credibility

>Mike is a professor of Exercise Science at Temple University in Philadelphia, PA and was previously a professor at the University of Central Missouri, where he taught Exercise Physiology, Personal Training, and Advanced Programming for sports and fitness. Mike’s PhD is in Sport Physiology, and he has been a consultant on sports nutrition to the U.S. Olympic Training Site in Johnson City, TN.

http://www.jtsstrength.com/articles/author/mikeisraetel/
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>>74689496
Difference being is that Red Bull had been winning so many saw it as 'justice' for dominating for those years.

Also it meant Lewis could win.
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Has fat nick ever provided proof that he is as fat as he says or is he just rusing is all?
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>>74689452
gimi
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>>74690087
Well yeah, seeing it's in europe im assuming it's dance music you should really be dropping straight md rock or some tabs of acid.
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>>74690119
He posts about it so much and with such detail that is hard to believe otherwise.

If its not true he has a severely disturbed mind.
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>>74690134
it's our culture m8
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>>74690136
>If its not true he has a severely disturbed mind.
That's a fact in any case.
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>>74689356
By running low downforce/drag.

In 2015 Williams had exellent top speed but low speed downforce was a big problem.

In 2016 they fixed the low speed down force but lost the top end that actually gave them a competitive tool.

Maybe this year they went back for top speed. Considering the following:

1. Wide cars this year. Having a little higher top speed means a lot more for this formula.

2. Larger tires means that the low speed grip problem can be managed with Mechanical grip instead of making higher drag low speed downforce.
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>>74690119

No and never will, out of paranoid fear that somehow you fuckers are gonna find my full name, adress and shit. I remember something about info being stored on pics, therefore I'm never taking or posting any pics.

>a normal guy roleplaying as a mentally ill obese man on an F1 forum
>even researched what medication people like that usually take to make it even more authentic

This being 4chan, I'd believe it.
Believe what you want, I don't really care.
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>>74690193
You can take a pic and then a screenshot of the pic if you're paranoid about that of all things.
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>>74690193
Never forget The Philmarilion. This would only be a drop in the ocean of that autism.
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>>74690097
Good point on the corn syrup, I forget how cucked we are by the corn lobby here.

Still not 100% convinced that guy is best for normal nutrition/weightloss tho. Sure if you're cutting 100 lbs then calories in/out works but it's not strictly true is all I'm saying.
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>>74690229

Yeah, I still believe that was some insane stalker.
I refuse to believe the guy did it himself.
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Did Max vote for Wilders?
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>>74690248
Either possibility is terrifying.

Even if you for whatever reason forgot o scrub the pic of EXIF data what is the absolute worst we could/would do?
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>>74690119
I don't want to live in a world where someone pretends like that.

>>74690193
At the moment I live off the trust of others as I know it's not at all hard to find my name and my full address.

To many surviving old accounts that I can't get rid of.
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>>74690272

Why a belgian would vote in toothpaste's elections?
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>>74690142
it's everyones culture to take party drugs at festivals, what's your point
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>>74690232
>PROTIP
Passover is in April, you should buy kosher Coca-Cola as they use cane sugar instead of corn syrup.
It's much better than the regular one (it's Coke tho so it's still pretty shit but yeah).
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>>74690272
>>74690290

Does he even have a dutch citizenship? i know you can race under a different country licence than what your actual citizenship is
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>>74690290
>>74690349
oh right
I guess Jochen Rindt couldn't vote in Austria either ;^)
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>>74674974
What the fuck
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>>74690229
I never got why The Philmarillion was so "insanely autistic". I mean, yeah, it's a long document of pointless shit, but how much work is it to go through some threads once a day and find some posts from a namefag with crtl+f? Then add some poetic bullshit and release it after under a year.

Well it is autistic, but easily done. It's not impressive to me.
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>>74690232
If you are not in a caloric deficit, you are not going to lose weight period.
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>>74690440

Have you actually read the damn thing?
He made weird "stuff" out of his posts.

The 3D town with textures of the posts on buildings is what really got me. I mean jesus fucking christ.
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I have been with Fat Nick for 255 threads. This is the last one. My parents have discovered my Fat Nick works, and they have insisted I remove everything of the type from my computer and be done with it. They will be monitoring my activities now to sure I cannot do it any more. They have given me a day to remove everything and this is my final message. I am sorry to Fat Nick and hope he sees this and understands
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>>74690501
That is just having a slight knowledge of some 3D modelling and a bit of time.

I mean I have toyed with the idea of making my own WAGmarillion as a joke.
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>>74690582
>>74690595
kys
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>>74690595
Even as a joke you'd have to be on the autism spectrum to think anyone would actually find it more funny than alarming
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>all these fucking thread ""personalities""

you lot might as well be reddit
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>>74690636
if you don't like it leave but don't bully us
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>>74690229
holy shit, I didn't know about The Philmarillion before.. What the fucking fuck?
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>>74690636
m8, this is literally to front page of /r/f1 with some delay. Complete with top upvoted comments.
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Will Brazil ever fuck off?
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>>74690636

>don't have any friends anymore, not even online
>have a lot of problems
>start watching f1
>find people with similar interest
>feels the closest I have to friends
>can't help it and slowly talk about/share my problems

I know it's pathetic.
I know it's shitposting.
But this is /sp/, THE board for shitposting, so to be honest I don't feel that guilty.
I'm just another shitposter.
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>>74690741
I will keep reporting every single one of your fat blogs :^)
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>>74690736
I hope sweden goes first 2bh

>>74690741
You're the only good one nicky boy
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>>74690741
You have no friends here. Stop consuming pyramid scheme pills, stop browsing an imageboard and start using your time on this earth.
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the fat guy is worse than the weeb german
into the flag filter goes /^Greece$/ right below /^Brazil$/
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>>74690636
Reddit's WAG board is a lot worse then what we post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/f1WAG/comments/44nx0d/jenson_button_dating_a_playmate_this_guy_is_prone/

>This is what I was emailed from the Human Behavioural Scientist. She is a "she"
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Here comes the reddit posts
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>>74690785
Based Andres
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>>74690785
RARE
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>>74690741
How can you be this pathetic what the shit
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>>74690787
>the fat guy is worse than the weeb german
that's just not true
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>>74690788
What the fuck am I reading.
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>>74690771
Are you the same Aussie that got mad when Finland ranked the flags?
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>>74690846
No, but i said you guys should be lower, and NZ is exactly the same as us.
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>>74690843
Pure autism beyond our realm.

Also known as the ramblings of scorned fangirls
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new thread soon, "people"
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>>74690839
but it do
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>>74690865
Can't wait to get first.
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all of u have serious issues and should get them checked out
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>>74690866
but it aint

>>74690872
let bahamas do it, otherwise the ricky dickriding will never end

>>74690876
at least im not a nigger
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fiat 500
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>>74690884
>>74690884
>>74690884
>>74690884
>>74690884
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