Goodbye Lukaku Thread

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Everton eternally BTFO

>>74674019
kek https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/841707395772493824

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Chelsea or United?

>>74674063
I think he'll go to Porto.

>>74674019

Rumours are he wanted a release clause and Everton told him no.

Don't know why he doesn't just see out his contract and leave on a free as he has been moaning about wanting a move to a bigger club for the last few years.

Real/Barça when?

>>74674082
I'm not even an Everton fan but I really hate how he disrespects Everton by talking about moving in seemingly every other interview that he gives. They need to get rid.

He's going to FLOP wherever he goes. Everton is the perfect sized club for him.

He's a Big fish in a small pond type of striker.

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How does this fat jew cunt keep doing it?

>>74674063
I am going with United.

>>74674116
But he wants to win the Champions League

dont get why clubs don't just sell players that don't wanna be there
like Arsenal, they'd have to sell half of the squad

>>74674063
>United sells Pogba
>he gets good
>buy him back. he flops
>Chelsea sells Lukaku
>he gets good
>buy him back, he flops

>>74674120
I don't see Chelsea paying as much as Everton would ask for him.

#luBACKu

*dabs*

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I wonder where he's going

>>74674154
Don't think Anderlecht could afford him.

He's like best mates with Pogba for some reason

>>74674149
He's got a year left on his deal. They're gonna have to be happy with £30m max.

>Everton
>Mouyes changing his mind on a player he previously sold
>home grown
>black
face it. He's going to United

>>74674180
wow what a cunt

>>74674195
kek

Lads my mum is in her boyfriend's house in Atletico and she said he saw Lukaku walking into the Atletico training ground

>>74674210
Scenes if true

>>74674210
are there any black players at atletico?

>United: Zlatan one more year, Martial, Rashford
>Chelski: Costa, Batshuayi
>ManCity: Aguero, Jesus, Iheanacho
>Tottenhan: Kane, Penaltyssen
>Arsenal: Wonga would never

Lukaku to Liverpool confirmed, the Great Inter-Scouse War begins in mid 2017

>>74674233
He won't be staying in the Premier League

that get confirms it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39273691

BBC confirms

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>>74674233
>Batshuayi

Not surprised at all. He's always felt himself above Everton. Reminder that 99.9% is not 100%

The Bosman ruling was introduced as a way for older players who were out of favour at the clubs to move on without a transfer fee after their contract expired, and were no longer being paid by their team

It was never intended as a way for younger better players to hold clubs to ransom for extortionate wages or to orchestrate a transfer under their terms.

>>74674260
>he turned down 140k a week

Jesus Christ...

>>74674252
>agent in Raiola
>player is home grown
he will definitely stay in the premier league. the top clubs will be after him and offer ridiculous amounts to the agent. Not to forget Raiola has done the last 3 signings at United

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Will they get along?

>>74674252
Where then?
PSG is the only team that I could think of, but Cavani is doing great this season

>>74674295
There are players far, far worse than Lukaku earning 140k or more.

Walnut, for example.

I don't see why he should settle for less than 180/200k bongdollars/week

>>74674328
Yeah, because Arsenal and Everton have the same financial power, don't they...

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It was reported earlier today/yesterday that Everton wanted a release clause of £90m, and Lukaku wanted one more around £60m.

This today, and Raiola coming out and saying the deal is "99.99999% done" a few weeks ago are both attempts to put pressure on Everton to lower the release clause. For the moment, Everton have the power. If he goes in the summer it'll be for £70m-£80m or more.

>>74674310
He is already married and shit so no need to cuck anyone

What club would want Lukaku and would be willing to pay him more than he earns at Everton? Arsenal?

>>74674350
Irrelevant argument when the thing Lukaku is trying to do is, precisely, upgrading clubs.

>>74674363
Arsenal wouldn't pay that much. I really can see the argument for him staying in the PL but I think he will leave.

>>74674363
>Arsenal willing to pay a mediocre striker £150k a week
They won't even pay Sanchez £250k a week

functionally, what's the difference between lukaku and batshuayi?

>>74674095

Always wondered how this talentless arrogant moody cunt could make it in the EPL when Batshuayi and Origi cant

They are leagues above him technically, maybe one of them should go to Everton when lukaku finally fuck off somewhere else

>>74674384
one is scoring goals at the minute and playing matches.

>>74674384
Lukaku's a target man, whereas Michy is more of a poacher.

>>74674295
He doesn't want money, though, he just wants to play for a better team where he can win trophies

Costa will join Juventus
Lukaku will come home to Chelsea

>>74674379
>>74674382
Then who? Chelsea/Man City/Man United don't need him, Spurs wouldn't pay his wages even if they needed him, Everton won't sell to Liverpool, the elite continental clubs don't need him....where the hell is Lukaku supposed to go? China?

>Everton may still hope to persuade him to stay but, if not, will demand a fee in excess of £60m for a player who has scored 19 goals this season.

>>74674424
United will need him after Zlatan leaves.

>>74674382
> mediocre striker
> objectively the best prem striker this season

LOOOOOOL

reminder that Everton actually got £50m for John Stones. Its very likely they will get £60m for Lukaku

He's 24 this year. The common sense approach would be to go to another country for 3 seasons, prove he can provide goals in multiple leagues, with a view to move to his oft-mentioned Barca or RM.

He won't get into either teams of course, but he could certainly do a great job in La Liga.

>>74674437
Martial is 10x better.

And both Lang Baal and Mouyes keep playing him as a LW when he's better as a striker, as his first 6 months clearly showed.

Which is the funniest part, really. Even when Zlatan fucks off they'll keep playing Trashford as striker over Martial.

>>74674438
>Offers nothing beside headers and strength
If Lukaku and Giroud were both at Arsenal, Giroud would score more

>>74674424
>Zlatan to MLS
>Lukaku to Man Utd

>>74674448
More than that. They were asking for £60m last season, and this season he's been the best striker in the league

>>74674423
>Costa will join Juventus
they just bought Higuain
He's off to China or maybe back to Atletico

>>74674455
Greaseman might leave Atleti and lukaku goes to Atleti. You heard it here first.

>>74674474
This is seriously understated.

Lukaku keeps scoring 15, 20+ goals/season with NEVERTON where he has to do everything.

Imagine how many goals he'd score with a proper team behind him. With someone like DeBrown or Fábregas on a non-lazy day behind him, he'd score 30+.

>>74674461
You've never watched a football match have you. No-one has scored more goals than him this season (and none of them penalties, unlike kane) and he's in a much worse team than the other top strikers

>>74674458
>when he's better as a striker, as his first 6 months clearly showed.
He scored 4 and assisted 3 in 23 games at CF
He scored 11 and assisted 8 in 25 games at LW

>>74674498
>Lukaku keeps scoring 15, 20+ goals/season with NEVERTON where he has to do everything.
By this logic Defoe is worth £60m

>>74674501
Big whoop. Goals aren't everything. Fuck me, Kevin Phillips was top goalscorer in 2000.

>>74674498
It's not that simple. Benteke scored a shit load for Villa then flopped horrendously at Liverpool. Isn't doing that well at Palace either.

>>74674486
>lukaku leaving premier league
stick to your shitty yankie doodle sports, Hank

>>74674438
>Scores 3 goals against small club
>Doesn't do anything for the next 4 games

Everton should hold out and try to get some team to buy him for £90m then get 3 good players

Please to Arsenal, don't want to play with donkey Giroo as the main striker for another season

>>74674501
When has Lukaku ever stepped up in a big game?

>>74674486
Honestly I can see this happening.

>>74674498
>Lukaku keeps scoring 15, 20+ goals/season with NEVERTON where he has to do everything.

This is false. Everton completely play to Lukaku's strength. A lot of his goals come from perfect crosses. He would struggle to get the same kind of service at other teams. Aside from that, Lukaku is also a terrible hold up player and doesn't really work against a defensive team. This is why he has struggled so much for Belgium. But yes, he scores a lot of goals. But at what cost?

>>74674231
Thomas Partey is the only one I think.

>>74674519
But that works in Lukaku's favor, not against him.

Benteke flopped because all Aston Villa did was cross the ball to him, and that worked for them, but at Liverpool he was expected to play with his feet, press, build-up play, and he is horribly bad at those things.

Lukaku, on the other hand, does everything. He creates his own chances and even carries the team in those spells where Barkley can't create anything worth a damn.

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>>74674529
whats wrong with Giroud, friend?

>>74674513
Defoe IS better than most EPLel strikers.

He's just old, a manlet and has no media hype, bringing his price down on all 3 accounts.

>>74674572
>Score an equalizing goal against Bournemouth
>lol look at me remember my goal from last week everyone?

>>74674547
>A lot of his goals come from perfect crosses

You clearly didn't see his goals this season, you're just judging him on NT performances.

Clueless post. Everton depends on him for everything.

Who will be their primary striker then

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>>74674572
I like this angle better, showing how bewildered Sanchez is as he's running back to the centre circle

>>74674565
>Creates his own chances

He relies on near-perfect crosses from the rest of the team, any less and he can't work with it

>>74674615
Wrong. I watch lots of Everton. I think I've seen 70% of their games this season

>>74674108
was gonna write this but thankfully someone already did. Lukaku thinks he's way better than he actually is and a 2nd tier club is his level

>>74674517
<implying Kevin Phillips was a bad player

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>>74674632
>

>>74674666
That was 3 years ago.

>>74674108
This guy gets it.

Lukaku is a poacher ant anyone who disagrees does not watch Everton play. Clinical is the best word to describe him. He will go to Chelsea with batshuyi going the other way. Cap this.

>replace ibra with black ibra

HAPPENINg

>>74674700
United could definitely do with clinical.

>>74674563
That's one too many.

>>74674700
>Cap this
anyone who says this is immediately a moron in my eyes

>le lumber around and somehow score goals man

absolute enigma desu

>>74674627
Rooney

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>>74674680
>

>>74674354

>for 70m-80m or more


SOOOO WRONG

35m to utd

I never watch Everton but every time I see him for Belgium he is absolute dogshit - a shitty, black Luca Toni.

I guess it's easy to score in PL.

>>74674891

Lukaku is a beast t b h, he has pace and strength, he can dribble and jump, and he's only 23

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>>74674019

>>74674539
What does this even mean? He's been scoring consistently season after season, even when his team have done poorly. He's involved in the majority of Everton's goals and can score against any team in the league. What more is he supposed to do?

Batshuayi and cash swap for lukaku pls

If Flopba is worth 100m, Lukaku is worth how much, 120m?

>>74675499
>and he's only 32

ftfy

>>74674680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wk7wrcdcag

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Lukaku at 26 playing for the under 18's

>>74675524
He'll fuck up at a big club just like he did last time and does consistently for Belgium. As others have already said, he's at his level. He needs an entire team working to his strengths. His link up play is fucking shit and not good enough for a big team.

Aguero is going to china and Jesus is perma crocked but if city knock on the door they'll just hike the price up like with lescott, stones, rodwell

Where will he go?

>>74675581
He scored 11 goals in 14 games for Belgium last year.

>>74674231
Yeah that French guy

Griezmann or whatever

>>74675581
Have you watched him play in the last two seasons

His build up play is 1000x better

>>74675551
Pogba played in CL and Euro final and won Seria A. Also emojis and dabs easy balancing the cost with shirt sales and the likes. Lukaku plays for a side that prays for European football in the third best league in the world. He's 30m at best.

Doubt United, City or Chelsea will be interested, so PSG it is.

>>74674732
you just said it tho

>>74674423
>home

>>74674310
better get ready
theres a bbc in town

>>74674108
exactly

he has nowhere to go anyway

>>74675692
Lukaku would be shite at city, like with lescott, stones, rodwell

>>74674170
Pretty good.

>>74675692
guardiola would never buy a player like lukaku

>>74674400
He's much better physically tho, obvious why he does well in the PL and those other two only do well in poofter """"""technical""" leagues

i dont get why ever let this niger talk shit all the time, its been like this for about 2-3 years and they keep treating with with nothing but respect but all he does is talk shit about moving into bigger things.

They should sell him for about 60million pounds and buy some nice players.

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n-no

Apparently the contract was agreed but lukaku/agent changed their mind and the end and wanted a lower release clause

>>74674290
>sign a contract for 5 years
>play for 5 years
>leave
truly a travesty

>>74674461
lmao deedee this is some real nasty ass shit i hate u so goddam much but the meme game ridiculous

>>74675579
lol @ Clasie, De Vrij and Boëtius being in this pic too

>>74675579
>Be physically mature at 15
>"Omg blacks so good at sport"
>Then everyone else catches up in development
>Now below average.

>>74674140
Who would score then for everton? Barkley? Kek

He's coming to Arsenal.

>>74680008
but he wants to win trophies

>>74674140
And most of the fanbase

nobody cant deny he's pretty much unplayable on his day

but never been consistent enough...he's pretty much plateaued at everton...


still young enough to make a move back to a mid-tier club if it doesn't work out

its his chance to see how good he really is...why wouldn't he try to find out?

>>74674019
Can't wait for
Coutinho - Lukaku - Mane

>>74674140
>dont get why clubs don't just sell players that don't wanna be there

That's exactly what the elite clubs do. But Everton-tier clubs can't afford to do that, because they know they can't attract a similar caliber of player that same summer. It's the reason Spurs fought tooth and nail to keep Modric even though Chelsea gave them a ridiculous offer (like 50 mil back in 2011), they knew they were never getting another player like him unless Trump bought the club.

>>74680371
Can't see Barca signing Lukaku and Mane desu

>>74680371
Klopp would hate Lukaku

>>74681018
Really, really doubt that. In fact I'm pretty sure he's already spoken well of Lukaku before a Liv-Eve game. You're thinking of Benteke.

>>74674474
>best striker in the league

Half his goals are barely a few meters from the goal. Lukaku is only good as a target man in a small club like Neverton

>>74681220
>Half his goals are barely a few meters from the goal.
The same could be said about Tapinaldo.

If anybody wants to see what lukaku would look like at a top level club, look at cavani. Cavani isn't technical at all.
>Pace
>Stamina
>Finishing

The ideal team he needs has to be built around him. Like PSG was around Ibra and is around cavani.
Pacy very technical wingers on either side that deliver near perfect passes/through ball/crosses. (Di Maria/moura/draxler)
Midfielders that can thread through perfect passes( verrati/Rabiot).
Wing backs that fill any gaps left by the wingers and always make those overlapping runs.

Cavani does jack shit other than score goals and chase long balls.

That's why some team may just pay 90m for him.

>>74681120
Lukaku is lazy as fuck, only presses when he feels like it despite having the fitness to run 150 minutes if needed

Klopp would literally murder him or himself

>>74681536
Play Firmino behind Lukaku, he presses for both, problem solved.

Liverpoop needs a goalscorer.

Besides, Aubameyang also isn't technically good and look how he played under Klopp.

>>74681457
Witness.
https://youtu.be/00G9obw9pNI
All 34 cavani goals this season

https://youtu.be/OTL7CIPyrgI
All 22 lukaku goals this season

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Is Lukaku, dare I say it, gettin' way too big for his boots?

>>74674501
Kane only takes pens when he's on a hat trick. otherwise it's Eriksen

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SOON
Carrasco will talk him into it.

>>74674146
Underrated

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ya'll still want Sissoko right?

Who would actually sign him?

Real, not big enough name
Barcelona have Suarez
Madrid, maybe but probably outside price range considering he would be £50m+
Bayern have Lewa
Dortmund have Aubameyang, plus too expensive if he left
Juventus just blew £80m on Higuain
PSG is the only option in Europe, no other club would have the budget or style

In England
Man City, doesn't suit the style and they are pretty stacked at CF
Chelsea have Costa
Arsenal won't spend that kind of money
Liverpool wouldn't sign an Everton player
Man United have Ibrahimovic but probably best chance for him, not now but in few seasons

>>74674233
Aguero and Ian Nacho will have left city by summer 2018

>>74674424
atlético

>>74674019
Considering how many chances the fucker misses, he'll fit right in at United.

>>74683638
In what universe is Lukaku worth more than 30-40m??

He's like fucking Bacca, but bigger.

>>74684522
in the same era that Bolasie went for £30m, Stones for £50m

TV money has thrown everything out of whack

Everton wanted £45m-£50m last summer for him, he's already on his best season

>>74674474
>7 goals against blunderland and bournelel
I like him and everything but he's not worth more than 40m

>actually thinking he's leaving the Prem Ierleague
>actually thinking he's going to any club other than United
>actually thinking United won't spunk £60m on him
>actually thinking he wont flop on arrival

>>74682006
You did the meme wrong, damn it. HEAD TOO BIG

my uncle works for leicester radio and he told me inside info that hes going to leicester providing they dont get relegated, if they get relegated hes going to liverpool (transfer fee is 50m + add ons)

>>74680043
We're set to win the FA cup though this year more than Everton has won in the past decade.

https://callum38.typeform.com/to/Hwz7He

hey guys if you have spare time can you fill this out :)

I reckon Lukaku will probs go back to Chelsea if he does move, why do people think Costa will move?

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Lukaku literally said from day 1 he was using Everton as a stepping stone. I have no idea what people expected.

Everton are never gonna challenge the top 6 consistently, let alone the top 4 or the title and best in Europe. They can't keep players like Lukaku

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>>74681120
Klopp wants his attackers to work hard, run alot and be able to switch positions.

He wouldn't want Lukaku in his team, be the same problems as Benteke. It's about working hard for 90 minutes every game, some weeks Lukaku can't be arsed to even try

>>74688722
>Which team do you support
>Includes teams like Leicester, Sevilla, Milan but lumps much more supported teams like Liverpool, Spurs into other

??? The fuck is that survey

>>74674063
why is he such an unlikable prick and devoid of any personality?

>>74681457
>near perfect
You always need a near perfect something to score a goal.

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>>74674019
>The City Of The Merseyside Billionaires

I could honestly see him going to Barca

>>74679763
Fuck off you Islamic fuck

>>74674400
Retards like you are the reason we will never win a major tournament.

>>74689130
Skill > Size

>>74688755
These statistics don't include flailing your arms to demand a pass and bitching if someone else has a shot on goal instead of passing it to him

He's probably the best replacement for Ibrahimovic. Greizmann isn't a striker. He's an attacking mid.

But are united really going to buy both? And that doesn't solve our DM and LB issues (which are the major issues right now).

I guess we could do another 200 million in transfers this summer. We'd make it back within a year...

>>74674019
>inb4 Arsenal

>>74691518
Griezman is worth it at any price and can play striker perfectly fine, besides he is very adaptable for whatever tactic Jose has in mind. Hell, he's even good at heading despite being a midget.

Lukaku lacks the playmaker aspects of Zlatan and Griezman, and the experience on the highest level. Unless he'll be fine with not playing all the time it's just not worth it. Rashford and Martial are much younger and will improve.

>>74688755
>Klopps strategy is good.
Nice meme.

>>74691919
>and can play striker perfectly fine,
Have you ever watched him play? He's played as a striker but he's much more adept as a playmaker.
>besides he is very adaptable for whatever tactic Jose has in mind.
That's what's going for him. But he won't ever be as lethal as zlatan.

>>74691919

If United can get him for 40 million I think that he's worth the investment. He is a goal scoring talent. He could be a good target man in a 4-2-3-1 or even a 4-3-3.

Greizmann isn't that type of target player. He's more like a Mkhitaryan or Mata. More Central than Martial.

>>74674146
Pogba didn't flop...

He has better numbers overall than his last season at Juventus

>>74692689

I know an autistic slovak that would disagree...

>>74692689
>MUH stats

Pogba has been shit

>>74692327
>That flag
>That post