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:Jets-Devils postponed due to winter storm
OTT:Mike Condon will start Tuesday against TBL
OTT:Senators get back Bobby Ryan and Turris
CLM:Jackets set franchise record in wins, points
COL:Calvin Pickard impressive in loss to Coyotes
BOS:Brad Marchand gets 3rd-period hat trick
ARI:M. Smith gets 22nd career shutout vs. Avs
NAS:Two points for Filip Forsberg in overtime win
PIT:Sidney Crosby snaps 7-game goalless streak
CAR:D Jaccob Slavin breaks out with three goals
CLM:F Cam Atkinson nets two in historic victory
TB:Brayden Point's two goals lead Lightning
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>>74673092
>CLM

FUCKING

K Y S
Y
S
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what happens to halak?
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ebin buljuman
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bulju?
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>>74673092
>still a disgusting early bake
>tfw captcha will only let me reply and not create a real thread
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Last digit is how many goals corey perry scores in the playoffs.
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>>74673163
as long as it cucks the annoying early fag
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>>74673180
Op is the annoying early fag
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>>74673190
no I never make threads anymore I'm the only one that puts in the news. the clipart guy is the early one
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>>74673201
>created at 497 posts
You are also an early fag you early fag
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>>74673173
3 goals in 4 games is pretty good desu.
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Home run for jesse BUljujärvi!!
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>>74673211
Yeah and it'll be great to see the oilels get swept
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>>74673220
that didn't work
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>>74673227
Does to. If you think a little
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>>74673214
when is this dipshit getting called back up?
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>>74673233
so season ending injury nice
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Finns are not allowed in
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Say hello to the 2018 projected first overall Jonne Puljujärvi from the Oulu Oil Otters
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>>74673256
I let the finns in, they're my friends :)
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>>74673244
It wouldnt take much at that point desu.
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>>74673263
Wth i hate sweden now
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>>74673292
They're good folk. You just have to give them a couple of chances
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>>74673263
wow i used to like sweden but not anymore you can fuck off to
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Y'know, at least Oilers fans back in the 80s admitted that Gretzky got better calls because he was the league star player. Why can't pongs fans do the same with Crosby? Everytime it's called out by a player, they defend it like they've been personally attacked. It's fucking pathetic.
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>>74673319
You're rude, I don't like that. I hope you one day find something to be happy about :)
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>>74673328
pittsburgh """""""""fans""""""""" are literal subhumans. they actually give philadelphia niggers a run for their money
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>>74673201
>im the only one that puts the news
I disagree friend, I do it too but I also greentext it.
Nice edition though dicktard.
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>>74673346
is pissburgh full of pedos too?
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/03/05/grand-jury-finds-50-priests-raped-hundreds-philadelphia-children.html
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I am honestly a little miffed you didnt want my waffles Canada. I have an old as fuck waffle iron and everything. I also have real maple syrup though I admit it is a bit thin, not the best I have had.
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>>74673376
I fucking hate maple syrup
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>>74673318
Theyre mean and they bully me.
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>>74673368
>the catholic church raped kids
Wow is this such big news you need to post it repeatedly? It took them this long to find out?
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>>74673396
>pedodelphia damage control
shoo shoo pedo
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>>74673396
I wonder what's going to happen when that retard hears about Boston
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>>74673328
Just so you know that is not a case of mumps in that picture

t. Penguins team doctor
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>>74673259
Jonne in action
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>>74673388

I would tell you I have choke cherry syrup and some jams but honestly im redacting my offer. I dont think making you waffles would be worth my time.
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>>74673389
Tell me the next time it happens and I'll have a serious talk with them. I promise. I do not take bullying lightly!
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>>74673417
Wth i like sweden again
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>>74673404
Nah mate >my state already jailed a bunch of catholics. They had to declare bankruptcy so many people sued them.
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>>74673410
this guy is a swedish false flagging faggot
its common knowledge
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>>74673424
I'm not perfect. I try to be the best I can, but I get it wrong every now and then. I'm sorry for the times I may have hurt you :)
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>the caps aren't winning the stan lee
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>>74673464
>the caps are winning the stan lee
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>>74673464
>t-they'll choke in the 2nd round
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>"Ovie is Elite"
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China
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>>74673464
>ovechkin is better than crosby
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Arizona
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>crosby is better than ovechkin
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>ovi isn't the greatest goal scorer the game has ever seen
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Manitoba
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Belarus
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>laine is elite
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stop
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>Karlsson should win the Norris
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>>74673513
He is and it's literally not even close
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>>74673601
>He is and it's literally not even close
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Fact: Burns will win the Norris this season for the same reason Karlsson should have won it last season.
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imagine having all these fedora pictures saved on your computer
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>>74673092
Great thread
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>>74673633
>saved on your computer
you're pretty dumb aren'tcha
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>>74673631
But Karlsson can't play defense! Le 4th forward man amirite? xd
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>>74673651
they still save to your temp folder

how does it feel knowing that you have a harddrive full of imaging you're too embarrassed to even admit to saving
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>>74673664
Terrible bait
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>>74673633
>Not having folders dedicated for reaction memes to post on /hoc/
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>>74673677
>temp folder
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>>74673633
I have this saved on my hard drive so a few fedora pictures isn't too bad. I also have a gif of Annette Shwartz getting her eye pissed on, that is probably the worst. But hey no one is perfect

Who is going to choke harder in tonights matchup of conference leading teams?
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>>74673464
>Caps won't win the President's and definitely won't somehow lose to the blots or laffs in round 1
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>>74673688
and its full of fedoras
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>>74673710
this guy is such a fucking faggot, i hope he busts without an injury
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>backstrom is elite
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>>74673724
Delete yourself
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CAN YOU GOD DAMN AUTISTS FUCKING STOP
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>>74673737
>I don't rate fedora posting
What you suggest we discuss instead?
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>>74673633
M'lady
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Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
What a laughably bad franchise, they mismanaged the cap worse than the hawks and all they got was a second round sweep exit.
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
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>>74673841
lmao, imagine being the dumbass that wrote this
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>>74673841
yotes
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>>74673880
>yotes have a great young core coming up
>they'll be good this year
>falls flat
omaha when
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>>74673841
>Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?

every team that isn't the capitals is in a worse position than the Wild
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>>74673841
Imagine being the rags

basically the wings 5 years ago.

There's no cup win coming, son. You're just prolonging the inevitable, but not even getting any kind of streak or anything out of it. Just choosing to be a mediocre playoff team for the next 5 years
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>>74673847
Lmao imagine being a moron who honestly believes they won't choke
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>edmonotn bombing out
wew
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>>74673925
lmao, imagine being someone who thinks they can see the future
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>>74673923
>a mediocre playoff team

do you really like hockey?
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i haven't seen grease in forever
did it starve to death or get trampled by rapefugees?
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>>74673962
Look one post about you nincumpoop
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>>74673935
I can see into the past and old baby has literally never not choked
But sure go ahead and put all 100 dollars to your name on them to win the cup
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>>74673971
>nincumpoop
A word used far too little these days
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>>74673949
are you implying the rangers are moving past the 2nd in the next 5 years
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>>74673978
>I can see into the past
woah. and that tells you the future?
guess the penguins are repeating forever huh? and blockbuster must be doing fantastic
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>>74673982
I wholeheartedly agree
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>>74673991
I thought you were speaking about the Wild
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The only teams that wouldn't make me fucking sick to see them in the cup finals from the east are tampa bay, laffs, cbj and ottawa, the rest of those teams can fuck off
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>>74674014
>laffs
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>>74674014
stop it you 're triggering us
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>26th in the league in scoring
>captain still has more points than last season at 36 years old

imagine Z with elite line mates
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i like hokkei
i DO NOT like grease
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

KANGZ

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

>KANGZ
>GOOD

PICK 1 NIGGERS

>QUICK

HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEAN BURRITO
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEAN BURRITO?

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EMBARASSING

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET FUCKING REKT YOU STINKY SMELLY BEANERS

It changes everytime, last post I could find was about chiraq.

Anyone else have some good copy pastas?
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>>74674011
i forgive you, i know you're retarded
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>>74674032
Is that the geometric series for pi?
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>>74674021
I like Frederik Andersen and the leafs fans I met at the recent ducks game at honda center were nice lads. One of them bumped into me on accident and started saying sorry profusely then offered to buy me a beer. Never met someone so polite in my life, was a welcome change from all the rude beaners that are usually there
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>>74674061
it's one of many series formulas for pi. it's not geometric, though, as there's no common ratio
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>>74674042
you didn't make it clear in your post man, you mentioned the rags first, then the Red WIngs, then you gave an explanation that I thought fit all three.
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>>74674029
I cry every time :(
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i honestly hate that i have to pretend to like black layers
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>>74674087
>tfw there's none on my team
feels good
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I wish I was a danish hockey player drafted in the NHL, born in Lillehammer.
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>>74673993
Keep up the mental gymnastics, you hired a proven choker and he's going to do what he knows best
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>>74674103
didn't realize the coach plays
wild have never lost a game 7
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>>74674087
why, because one of them is dating your mom? bwahahahahahaha
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>>74674087
>i have to pretend
why do you have to?
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>>74674101
>tfw not a greek born in Rome
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Is Sidney Crosby homosexual?
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>>74674134
the question you should be asking is who with?
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>>74674123
why do you say that? Is Lilehammer in Sweden?
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>>74674070
it's pretty clear grease
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>>74674062
>tfw the only time you can have a discussion about hockey is when opposing teams Canadian fans come to your arena because your teams fans don't know anything at all about hockey
Feels bad
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i just feel like no matter what a black player does he is praised for it. if wayne simiands raed a girl like pat kane the nhl and all the chubby bearded hockey guys with glasses that love jagr etc would be like well rape is actually v progressive
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>>74674184
don't know that feel desu
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>>74674192
I'm in the sunbelt that's why, these people are silent except when goals are scored or when they're booing obvious calls.
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>>74674190
No one praises Evander Kane's nigga antics
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>>74674166
It's in Norway
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>>74674184
having been to 11 different arenas i can honestly say toronto and ny rags have the dumbest fans hockey wise
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>>74674218
that's cuz the people there aren't actual fans
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>>74674218
>rags
Why am I not surprised.
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>>74674206
its better than when fans think they know what they're talking about

detroit fans are insufferable. they think they know shit because they remember when the wings were elite and havent watched a game since 2002
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>>74674190
Are you telling me that PK Subgod isn't the best D in the league?
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>>74673982
Thank you for recognizing this Norge
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>>74674067
Mkay cool
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>>74674218
I would say the dumbest fans are reddithawks, >rags and the kongs from those I've talked to. Minnesota has some really dumb fans too.
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>>74674182
it's not, shut up or I 'll make you

>>74674217
oops
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>>74674243
>Norge
Canada pls :(
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>>74674062
Ducks and Leafs definitely got something going on. They make a shitton of trades.
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>>74674239
mcgod says weber better and i trust his opinion more than fat bearded math guy that started watching hockey 2 yrs ago
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Massachusetts
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Which NHL team should I support?
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>>74674265
Im sorry, Im really ill today denmark. Ill be better tomorrow. Dont stop being my bestest friend :(
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>>74674264
it really is. The wings are in parallel to the rags but 5 years ahead. I'm speaking to both teams.

plus you thought i was talking about the wild, who werent even mentioned.
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>>74674294
The florida panthers.
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>>74674287
its snowing a lot
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>>74674276
We even share Carlyle for better or worse
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>>74674294
the vancouver canucks. diverse and with a very bright future
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>>74674312
>who werent even mentioned.


>>74673841
>>74673923
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>>74674215
>>74674190
Analytics nerds LOVED to suck Evander Kane's dick before that shit happened. Even though he's always been an underperforming le shoot high all the time, miss the net a lot doing so and send the opposing team on a breakaway man.
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>>74674321
>>74674344


I am looking for a team that is in the city where soccer is much more popular than hockey.


A team that is a loser.


An unpopular team.


A team that is make me laugh at your team.


I have never won the stanley cup


A team with no future


And a team that is in a city where major league soccer (MLS) is much more popular than the NHL.
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>>74674330
Condolences m8
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>>74674359
vancouver then
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>>74674359
say no more. the team u desire is the toronto maple leafs
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>it's a "costa rica goes on an autistic soccer rant for the entire thread" episode
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in case you guys have forgotten, grease is not white
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>>74674359
There are no cities where the MLS is bigger than the NHL and has both teams.
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>>74674386
i love it desu it's hilarious every time cuz someone always takes the
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>>74674359
No true Canadian or American likes dive grass, so just look for a city that is heavily populated by your illegal brothers. Dallas or LA would be one but they've won cups.
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>>74674359
Moscow Dynamo
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>>74674405
i think hes funny
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>>74674383
>>74674385
>>74674402
>>74674415


I prefer teams that have never won a stanley cup


Would also be good a team that is a city where soccer is the sport par excellence
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>>74674433
chinkboober
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>>74674433
Vancouver

Never won a cup, no future, and Whitecaps have better attendance
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if i was the king of the nhl, i would move winnipeg and phoenix teams, to england. what do you think about that
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>>74674405
>>74674433
Looks like you want the Helsinki Horde my poor negro brotha
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>>74674454
i think that would be a stupid idea when omaha and slc exist
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>>74674346
boy if you can't separate posts from each other, you're worse than I thought.
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>>74674452
And in the United States?

There is some place in the United States where your major league soccer team is much more popular and loved than your NHL team
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>>74674467
you replied to a post about the Wild
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>>74674479
los angeles,
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>>74674462
would be cool to have teams in england in my humble opinion
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Costa Rica should gas herself
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>>74674305
Dw I forgive you Canadafriend <3
Hope you'll feel better asap from that illness!
Denmark loves Canada
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>>74674497
No it wouldnt. The home games would be on during work hours
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>>74674497
ok, but are you willing to pay for it when it makes no money?
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>>74674479
Cursory glance shows the san jose shorks are your team, more illegals than actual citizens, their soccer team is more popular than their hockey team and they've never won a cup. There you go.
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>>74674497
>games at 2pm during the week
>games for england at 2am
retarded
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>>74674510
just play at a different time there i fixed it
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Hi guys I'm a NY Islanders fan do I have your respect?
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>>74674454
Liverpool Reds
Manchester Majors
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>>74674537
Fuck off bandwagon
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>>74674537
>Islanders
play in Brooklyn
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>>74674537
Couldnt have picked a more irrelevant team so no one cares enough about you to shittalk your team.

nice strategy
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>>74674537
No
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Have you guys had your avocado today?
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>>74674536
Theres a 4 hour time difference between England and the east coast. And a 4 hour between the east and west.

England games would have to start at like 2am england time to actually get good ratings.
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2nd round elite year
>min/chi

>sjs/ana
or
>edm/cal

>mon/ott or bos
>nyr/bos

>wsh/pit

wew laddy
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>>74674536
>i fixed it

:)
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this might be more fun than the trade deadline
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>>74674570
>Caps are spirialing out of control
>Will end up 2nd or 3rd in the metro
>Put out by Columbus

AHAHAHAHAHAH Columbus will get its first series win against OV and solidify his career as a bust.
>>
>>74674567
yeah but they could just play at a different more good time
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>>74674589
>jykkets win division
>pens/caps first round
>laffs give the jykkets their first win in a 5 game sweep
cap this
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>>74674567
5 hour
>>
vegas should get 5 mins to pick their team
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>>74674604
There isn't one and no one in England likes hockey
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>>74674588
Will they do it live like the entry draft
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>>74674609
>Jayykets win division
>Pens/Caps
>laffs continue trend and beat jayykets
>Caps pens tire themselves out
>Laffs win that series too
>eventually make and win stan lee
>Matthews wins conn smyth
>Mass suicide in Finland

Cap it
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>>74674625
They should put all the GMs together in a building for those 72 hours

the bootydevastation of the ones losing unprotected players to their rivals would be delicious
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>>74674495
I responded to a question

>is anyone in a worse position than the wild
>"the rags are"
>OMG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE WILD

dumbass
>>
>>74674664
>responding to Grease
You earned that headache
>>
so get this, edmonton is gonna finish wc2 since stl is gonna jump nashville and knock them down to wc1
>edmonton will have to face min or chi first round
rip coner mcmeme stanlee dream
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>>74674664
just stop talking to grease, problem solved
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>>74674682
Garyberg Bettmanstein is priming for a McDavid vs Crosby matchup though
>>
the london swashbucklers

thoughts
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>>74674674
>>74674684
ive got nothing better to do
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Did Armenia drown in shit?
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>>74674720
we can only hope
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>>74674711
>putting a crowded sports venue in the caliphate of Londonistan
asking for it
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>>74674711
heres a logo design i came up with for them too
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>>74674711
>wanting to expand to england in the first place
>then picking london over the north
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>>74674711
they already have the knights dude
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>>74674711
echl tier name lad. plus london isn't even on the sea.
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>>74674737
pretty good
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>>74674737
i'd buy that jersey
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>>74674737
lmao
>>
>>74674664
yes, perfectly understandable

one could also hypothesise you were talking about the Red Wings
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>>74674812
i already said I was talking about both because they're in parallel.

god help you if you ever open a book
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>>74674737
What about this?
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>>74674838
>if you ever open a book

I have read a lot of books
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another team i would add would be to alaska.

i would name the team the alaska snow blizzard
>>
Alexander Nylander is going to bust
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>>74674864
good but i dont speak japanese whats it say
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>>74674892
been watching a lot of rochester americans games this year huh anon?
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>>74674969
>not calling them the Rochester Mayos
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>>74674887
alaska malamutes
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>>74674778
that'd be awkward when they played the jets
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I like all of you. Except of course tripfags, armenia, crigget invaders, Canada Goose apologists, and bullies.
>>
LA KINGS tell me about them
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>>74675049
>he likes grease
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>>74674570
Ducks need to pass calgary so that game 7 is in anaheim
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>>74675072
desperately struggling for relevance and failing.
>>
the devils are going to sign a mega manlet gerbe tier
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>>74675049
Nice
I like pigposters too
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>>74675077
Grease is like a kid brother. They do bring some legitimate discussion to the table every blue moon. The astonishing part given their knowledge of literature and history is the complete inability to use google.
I don't hate them.
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>>74675049
I like you too, Amerifriend
>>
I hate Armenia so much, why couldn't they just fight back at least a little bit like the Bosnians? Instead they laid down and died. No wonder they're kongs fans.
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>>74675176
>They do bring some legitimate discussion to the table every blue moon
name 5 times this has happened
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>>74675310
Oh right because Americans aren't the worst shit posters of all.
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>>74675176
grease is actually the dumbest person ive ever seen online
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>>74675336
Leafs are and everyone knows it
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i don't like the swedeposter desu, dunno about you lads
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>>74675354
You're just mad you have nothing of value to post
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>>74675354
another classic shitpost
>>
>>74675364
Swede Poster is best poster.

Swede > Leaf > Dane > Norge > Burger > Greece > Finn >>>>>> South America or western europe >>>>>>>> Armenia
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>>74675397
>Greece > Finn
opinion INVALIDATED
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>>74675386
>>74675390
>>
>>74675310
July 31st 2015
August 31st 2012
December 31st 2009
July 31st 2004
November 30th 2001
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>Playing Blackhawks tnight

OH mama

Balckhawks play great hockey gonna be fun

and with the strom just starting here, perfect
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>>74675427
nice
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>>74675397
Top 3! I'll take it!
>>
>>74675397
Swap leaf with swede and you're correct. Sweden is eternally 2nd place.
>>
>>74675397
>not putting leaf last
The most autistic shitposters on here are Leaf posters
>>
Be honest lads what do you prefer.

Rapist posting
or
Relocation posting
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>>74675468
>Autism is worse then Armenia

You need to leave
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>>74675397
>kippers isn't dead last by a mile

at least you tried.
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I hope you guys aren't thinking the Nylander poster is an accurate representation of Sweden.
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>>74675472
rapist posting ainec
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>>74675472
relocation posting though manlet rapist posting is great too
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>>74674570
>implying Calgary won't win out and pass the shorks for a first round Coilers-Lames series
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>>74675495
>that hairline before thirty

I'll never get tired of this
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>>74675517
>Flimflam use all their meme wins in the regular season
>Swept by Oilers first roun
>>
Who has the biggest dick in the NHL?
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>Connor McDavid is NOT a manlet
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>>74675542
At this rate I'm not even sure the oilers get in. They better shape up fast or they'll be 11 years without a playoff appearance.
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>>74675563
If they dont make it does it put a halt to the McDavid/Crosby comparisons?
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>>74675577
Please. The only people who say that shit are coiler retards.
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>>74675547
Not Giroux lmao
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>>74675547
Freddy Andersen
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>>74675547
bulju
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>>74675176
thanks, I like you too pigposter
>>
>>74675563
They have 9/14 games left at home. They're certain to make it.
>>
>>74675646
lmao they have a better away record you dipshit. They also play the kongs 3 more times which will be massive games. They do however play the yotes and nucks 4 more times which should be an easy 8 pts.
>>
>>74675646
>They're certain to make it

I find your lack of dubs disturbing.
>>
>>74675689
And by yotes I mean avs
>>
>>74675706
>>74675689
let me put it this way, even if dedmonton only earns 14 points in their last 14 games the >kongs would still have to win 11 of their last 14 to oust them.
>>
Why were we jewed so hard about this """"""""blizzard"""""""""
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>>74675818
It's fucking Edmonton. I wouldn't put it past them to potentially squander it away.
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>>74675870
this. edmonton's incompetence is without parallel.
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>>74675833
>this is supposed to be the worst snow storm of the year

If you live in the sunbelt maybe
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Slovenia
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Denmark
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>>74675902
Why do you live in the ghetto anon
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>>74675911
>With Kane's hairline I will become as good as he is
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>>74674887
>>74675013
alaska clipart pigloos
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Washington
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>>74675967
>he doesnt think kopitar is better than Kane
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>>74676019
I'd take 73 points over 40 points any day tbf
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>>74674887
>not stealing the nanooks from the school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cYcRotufU
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>>74675689
>lose to the Kings 3 times
>split games with the shit teams
>lose the rest

Still their best season in over 10 years.
>>
Why does everyone here hate Edmonton and the oilers so much? idgi, our fanbase doesn't even shitpost.
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>our fanbase doesn't even shitpost
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>>74676131
Well in my case I don't give a fuck about the Oilers desu. Don't like them but have nothing against them.
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>>74676131
They're just jealous we have McJesus on our team. They don't want to admit the incoming dynasty.
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>>74676208
>its another coiler shitposting kills the thread episode

when will they cancel that series already
>>
>the Queens will miss the playoffs for the second time since their best defenseman was deported
>Voynov's team is one of the favorites to win the KHL championship
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>>74675547
The Flames. The whole team.
>>
>rags
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Canada
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>>74675547
stammer with blood clot-induced priapism
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Goodnight /hoc/
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>>74676907
Good night my friend
>>
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/former-oilers-star-ryan-smyth-recovering-after-vicious-elbow-in-senior-men-s-game-1.4022252
>getting killed in an amateur senior league
>Cryin Ryan Smyth
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>>74676907
goodnight bro
>>
>>74676907
>not staying up for the leafs game
>>
>>74676907
Sleep well.
Going to do any reading before bed?
>>
>>74677036
>watching laffs
>when McElhinney is starting
Why?
>>
>>74676907
lol sleep at 21 are you grandpa or a gay?
>>
>>74676019
Are you fucking serious? I hate rapist Kane but he is clearly miles above Kopitar
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>>74676978
That's a comfy picture.
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>>74677103
No bullying allowed! Take that back!

>>74677112
Yes :)
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New Jersey
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Québec
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>>74677103
Quite rude Funland
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>>74676907
Fuck off Lars!
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>>74677257
No bullying allowed, take that back!
>>
Just got off the phone with Chris Poole. He said my birthplace meme has potential but doubts it will last more than a week. He told me he appreciates the attempt though.
I hung up after he offered to fellate me several times.
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>>74677097
Andersen is starting
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>>74677278
Fuck off Scands!

Canada is the true Nordic Nation.
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>>74677327
Made you look ;^)

>>74677340
I don't like you
>>
>>74677036
Too tired desu, long work day tomorrow :(

>>74677089
Going straight to bed tonight, too sleepy

>>74677103
I work

>>74677257
>Lars
That's my dads name lol
Are we that predictable?
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>>74677370
good night denland, sleep tight
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>>74677340
What with all the posts of these antifa people?
>>
>>74677446
Good post
>>
>>74677370
Damn thats too bad, night danebro
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Someone's year boys.
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>>74677641
preview tonight
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>>74677531
>>74677370
>>74677363
I hate scandinavians. They're so obtuse and shallow minded.

Every year, they finish better than Canada in the best countries on earth because they blow the juges!

Canada is best! We have the best diversity, the best quality of life.
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>>74677672
I'm sorry you feel that way :/
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>It is with great regret I announce that yesterday evening, March 13th, Kris Letang passed away. As General manager of the Pittsburgh Penguins I felt I should make an official statement to dispel any rumors. We ask that you give Kris' family privacy in their time of grieving.
>Kris was a very important piece of our 2016 Stanley Cup championship. We would not have won without his effort and dedication. I am happy that he was able to accomplish the greatest achievement in sports before his untimely death.
>Out of respect for Catherine I will not go into details about his death. I am sure the Penguins organization will learn more as his family continues to heal. Our hearts go out to them. I only ask that you pray for him and keep his family in your thoughts.
>This season is for you Kris.
>>
Denmark wtf is Denmark lol
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>>74677641
Sparkledogs, cap this
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>>74677672
I'll take Lingonberry jam over all dressed chips any day. Take it harder than you take penisdick up your balloon knot.
What went through your mind when you made that post?
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>>74677672
More like Queerbec lol
>>
>>74677925
Based lingonberries
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Coiler shitposters on suicide watch
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So how is coiler supposed to be an insult? I always just say soiler.

-Jake from Iowa City
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>>74678234
coiler = turd dumbass
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>>74678234
boiler is better
>>
>>74678234
Toiler. They work and work but never get anywhere
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>>74678292
Is your ass a soft serve machine? I've honestly never heard shit being called a coiler. I don't think you had to be so rude about it.
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>>74678292
>>
>>74678234
pooiler
>>
>>74678234
spoilers

cuz' they spoil all their rookies
>>
>>74678034
Anaheim can win in >your building but (you) cant win in theirs. Really makes you think
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>>74678975
You must be lost, this isn't a divegrass thread
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>>74679081
breh

I'm a finn working in spain

so suck my functioning alcoholic nuts
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>>74679144
P-present them
>>
>>74679231
have you considered n-not s-stuttering like an i-idiot
>>
>>74679230
somewhere, ovie the rainbow
>>
why cant a woman love me like how i love hockey

will i be alone with hockey forever

and this thread smells kind of like taco bell right now
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>>74679759
women are incapable of love anon
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>>74679641
When a child says 'Suck my balls'
YOU say... 'Present them'.
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>>74679759
In my experience people who are not loved deserve not to be loved.
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>>74679919
Fuck its not Wednesday is it?

t. future man
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>>74679919
>not canned

W.E.A.K
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>>74679919
I like you lingonberry-anon, you're one of the good ones :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqVKHQ47BbA
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>>74678671
>I don't think you had to be so rude about it.
>>
>>74679993
not true

sometimes people are underappreciated
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>>74679919
>>
>>74680097
Thanks friend, /hoc/ has too much bullying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4
>space folk is a genre in this timeline

>>74680241
Those "rye crisps", as they call them, are shit. I've had them before. Just can't get good rye products here.
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>>74679919
>>74680241
wtf I love North America now
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>>74680241
>15/03
cuck
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>>74680343
Waiiit Sven, you gotta choose one.

Inferior old high fructose corn juice or fresh healthy maple gold.
>>
>>74680334
Indeed there is
Never heard of that before, pretty strange/10, thanks

>Those "rye crisps", as they call them, are shit
That sort isn't my favorite but crispbread is heavenly tbf

>>74680391
I think it's pretty obvious that I don't have to choose. I haven't been visited by the sugar-police thus far at least. I think I'll just try my luck and hope they don't stop by
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Thought i'd share.

Victory by 8 goal, dosen't happen often.
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>tfw too intelligent to make the playoffs
Anyone else /embracingthetank/ here?
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>>74680504
Nice, well done

>>74680531
gif
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>>74673092
>mentions Pickard
>doesnt mention Flames 10 game win streak

Kill yourself
>>
>>74680384
>calling out the Canadian for using their standard date format
>not calling out the American that did the same
Just shows the average intelligence of cuck posters. I bet you think inches/feet/miles is a good form of distance measurement too.
Do you also tell people how many stones you weigh?
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>>74680629
ty ameri-bro
when they go low we go higher!
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>>74680459
They have no taste. The certainly are not 100% rye. They are basically saltines with a different color.
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>>74680577
>mad
>at rotoworld fantasy hockey news
I think you and the CLM sperg would get along
>>
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>>74680661
Yeah they're 100% rye and they're healthy because they're not salty.

I buy them because they contain a lot of fiber, no high fructose porn syrup and keep longer than bread.
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>>74680629
>metric
cuck
>>
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>>74680661
That sort isn't the best. But good crispbread has plenty of taste and they come in different varieties, some with 100% rye, some with oats, some are sourdough, weat bran etc.
>>
>>74680758
now he's gonna tell you how he's some fag still in college that is a le engineer. retards spergs over it all the time
>>
>>74680716
Ahh you might be right. When I got them all I could find was "light rye". Sucks about living in Quebec though

>>74680758
>system is called "imperial"
>when I think of Imperial all I imagine is England, Japan, and China
>the US has warred with the first 2
You ever look in the mirror mate?
>>
Anyone else ever eat dry ramen biscuit as a snack? I think it's pretty tasty desu
>>
>>74680629
> calling out the american for using their standard weights and measures
> not calling out the canadians who do the same
you can't make this stuff up.

Also, stones is non-standard, but you knew that.
>>
>>74680577
>10 game win streak
>All of a sudden this Flames fan shows up

I would complain but we need atleast one, it kinda sucks that there are still some teams who don't have fans on hoc
>>
>>74680837
Literal sperg cuck
>>
>>74680871
no it doesn't fag
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>>74680837
Seigle léger mon négro!
They're 100% rye, the crackers are just smaller than the heavy rye ones.
>>
>>74680885
Yes it does, for a good few months when all the blots fans left it was shitty to banter at nobody
>>
anthony whodobin will end the flamers meme streak tomorrow, fact not opinion
>>
>>74680907
you sound like a fag
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>>74680858
I do it sometimes. Not bad at all.
>>
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Minnesota@Washington
NY Islanders@Carolina
Chicago@Montréal
Tampa Bay@Ottawa
Toronto@Florida
Dallas@Edmonton
Arizona@Los Angeles
Buffalo@San Jose

>Whats your pick?
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>12 inches in a foot
>3 feet in a yard
>1760 yards in a mile

>16 ounces in a pound
>2000 pounds in a ton
>abbreviated lbs

>16 tablespoons in a cup
>2 cups in a pint
>2 pints in a quart
>4 quarts in a gallon
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>>74680837
cuck
>>
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>>74680950
>>
>>74680946
Minn
Quebec City
Montreal in OT
Ott
Tor
Edm
ARZ
San Rose in SO
>>
>>74680946
MIN
CAR
MON
TBL
TOR
EDM
LAK
SJS
>>
>>74680946
mild
O M A H A
rapists
Shootout
laffs
soilers
kangz
sabers on a cheeky call from Toronto
>>
>>74681033
>O M A H A
based desu
>>
>>74680946
craps
islels
manlet rapists
redditcats
sallad bars
stinky smelly
shorks
>>
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>>74680930
Thats because when you read words in your head you hear it in your voice you fucking faggot
>>
>>74681067
How is the college head coach situation? It was more of a jab but thanks for the (You)
>>
>>74680946
craps
battle of the relocates loser has to vacate their arena stat - lelanders
chiraq
snes
kittycats
mcgoat
kongs
shorks
>>
>>74680946
WASH
CAR
frogs
TB
laffs
oilels
LA
SJ
>>
>>74681170
no idea desu, i know they haven't had a great year though
>>
>>74680946
Washington
NY Islanders
Montréal
Ottawa
Florida
Edmonton
Arizona
Buffalo
>>
>>74680946
Mild
Hurricants
Reddithawks
Lgbtning
Laffs
Dullass
sparkle dogs
Buffalel
>>
how happy will pengu fans be when the craps lose their 5th straight tonight?
>>
>>74681260
>getting a proxy banned for no reason
that's the intelligence I expect from your kidn
>>
Did Kane get plugs? His hair looks fuller lately.
>>
>>74678606
>Work

Did you even watch the Coilers over the past decade? They didn't get coaches fired every year by working hard lmao
>>
>>74680531
there isn't a single team tanking this year though

crapalanche and sparkledogs are just bad through incompetence, not by design
>>
>>74681202
He retired/stepped down.
>want an NHL team
>cant even follow the amateur teams
Madison has a better claim to an NHL team and they are all either hawks/wongs/ or mild fans.
>>
>>74681334
>have a historically bad team
>cannot trade a center despite telling everyone they are on the market
>draft first overall in the worst draft this decade
Honestly I imagine Roy would be a better GM
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Why doesnt Auston like socalizing? Is he actually autistic?
>>
Based ally.
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>>74681362
>people still unironically rank bustrick as 1st overall
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Leafs 2017 1st + Kadri for Stamkos

thoughts?
>>
>Toews speaks fluent french

TURN ON RDS
NOW
WHAT IS THIS
>>
The fact the yotes got a 1st 2nd and conditional 2nd for White and Hanzal shows how shit Sakic is. The mild clearly didnt want to trade prospects but after that trade how do you not get a decent return for Duchene? Does every GM have his number blocked after getting too many 3:30am texts about hair products?
>>
>>74681465
>2017 first

Wew.
>>
>>74681467
holy shit what a faggot
>>
>>74681362
I'll give him a pass for not trading Duchene, presuming he'll get a better return post-expansion draft. It's possible some of the Duchene suitors would rather not want to add one more player they have to protect and complicate the situation, makes sense to wait til the offseason.

But his relative inactivity aside from that was pretty bad. He could only acquire a single conditional pick for next year's draft in exchange for Iginla, a pick they likely won't even get because of the conditions. Compare that to last year's 30th place team in the Leafs, who managed to get draft picks in exchange for Polak, Spaling, Reimer, and Winnik.
>>
>>74681506
>>74681506
>>74681506

Panties/Leafs
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>>74681465
Maybe in 2015, but Stamkos is on a long contract now. Why are laffs fans so shit?
>>
HAWKS @ HABS
>>74681512
>>74681512
>>74681512
>>
>>74681390
>socalizing

retard
>>
>>74681518
fuck off oilcuck
>>
>>74681504
This draft is incredibly weak. Nico, Patrick and Gabrial are nowhere near as skilled as previous drafts.

Why bother giving up your golden eggs for shit, when you can take another year and get a bigger return. Neither Deuchene or Landasthug were rentals.
>>
>>74681518
>not realizing that's a coiler autist falseflagging
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>>74681543
>>
>>74681545
You might want to re-read my post. I literally said I give him a pass for not trading Duchene.

He did not manage to obtain picks for any other player, though, aside from that conditional pick they are most likely not getting.
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>>74681559
I thought that after posting, my bad.
>>
>>74681583
I post on here way too much lately. I can spot him by his filenames.
>>
>>74681575
Who else should he have traded?

Tyson Barrie maybe, but he probably wanted to much for him too. Getting any picks for this draft is most likely a waste of time.
>>
>>74680791
looks like a samefag is jelly
>>
>>74681602
Meat and potatoes players similar to the ones I mentioned. If Roman Polak and Nick Spaling off last year's 30th place team returned two 2nd round picks, how does Sakic justify not getting anything but a conditional?
>>
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GG Snes
>>
Last two digits scores the GWG
>>
>>74681602
Duchene could have been traded for a prospect. GMs clearly saw the draft is weak and acted accordingly. But getting nothing in return for a lost season is bad.
>>
>>74681647
>nothing but a conditional
>For Iginla

Isnt he like 38 years old? I dont think youre quiet getting what Im saying.

This draft is trash. None of his players are UFA. Why bother trading them for such shit return.
>>
are we watching the galadriels-blackhawks game senpais?
>>
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game day lads
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>>74681680
That's fine but my point is if last year's team managed to get picks for their detritus/awful meat n taters players it is an indictment of Sakic that he wasn't able to do the same, not even in a single trade.

Doesn't matter if the draft is bad, it's the 30th place team, they should be selling off any meat n tater type if it means they get futures out of it.

the theory being floated around was that he was so busy with Duchene/Landeskog duties that he whiffed on selling off those bottom of the roster types.
>>
>>74681675
Sakic wanted D prospects. He has a decent young top 6. Its the D and G thats bad.
Who were the teams in hunt for Deuchene?

Montreal and Islanders?

Montreals only D prospect is Sergachev and thats a dumb trade to make for Bergavin

Islanders have no D prospects worth Deuchenes value.
>>
Karlsson for Draisaitl, Puljujarvi and a 1st round pick

Who says no?
>>
>>74681764

>>74681764

>>74681764

bolts v sens
>>
>>74681716
Scandella+ for Duchene would have been a good trade for the mild. I doubt Reilly is worth Duchene. He is certainly better than Hanzal.

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
>>74681467
even more reason to hate him now t b h
>>
>>74681716
sakic is just being dumb, the avs aren't really in a position to be picking and choosing prospects. they should be maximizing value rather than going after positional needs

they are VERY far away from being a good team, makes no sense to trade as if they are only a few pieces away from turning it around
>>
>>74681566
Seriously, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>
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>>74681886
I have a job interview tomorrow morning. Plus there is a qt at my current job that has shown interest. Finally i'm not chubbs and drowning in the Mississippi isn't the way I want to go.
>>
>>74681705
les habs have a good pk
>>
Just a reminder that if the Canes win tonight only 1 regulation loss separates them from the Isles.
It can still happen!
>>
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Who can stop us?
>>
>>74681950
Yeah, it's called "if they get a call, the mob kills the ref's dog."
>>
>>74681757
that's pretty shitty just straight value-wise, for Ottawa.

can't even say that they get much ELC utility out of it with draisaitl being due for RFA.
>>
>>74681975
How bout the 1980's oilers
>>
>>74681985
anaheim
>>
>>74681998
hm? but being on the pk implies that they got a call
>>
the goal the leafs just conceded is the pinnacle of on ice comedy
>>
>islels
>about to be swept by the team that got swept by the avs
Why are the Islanders so shit?
>>
>>74682048
post a webm if you can
>>
Laffs
>>
>>74682036
HAHAHHAHAHAHA duckies are scared of flames, they don't even match up well against them
>>
>>74682087
>getting stomped by the canes on b2b nights
wow that must suck
>>
>>74682087
the Devils are playing the Islanders?
>>
>>74682130
Flumes haven't won a game in Anaheim in like 15 years
>>
>>74681467
Parents: Andrée Gilbert, Bryan Toews

His mother is french
>>
>>74682247
2004 to be precise.
>>
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>>74681985
Because you know they'll fuck up.
>>
>>74682255
neat
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>laffs and islels getting BTFO
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>anisimov ded
>>
Is Jeremy Roenick the worst commentator on TV? Everything he says is fucking stupid
>>
>>74682422
no the sabres guy is the worst
>>
>>74682422
Try watching Sportsnet.
>>
>>74682095
https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/841806929160626176
>>
>>74682434
nice bait

>>74682422
I like Jeremy, but his father works for oil
>>
>>74682452
shut the fuck up your dirty shitskin
>>
>>74682449
my computer doesn't play twitter videos, but thanks anyway
>>
>>74682087
A few days ago some sperg was sperging out about how elite the Islanders.

Even though they were out of a playoff position and behind the leafs.

He ene said they could be any Atlantic team in a playoff position.

I'm glad I'm not that retarded
>>
somebody slewfoot ho sang FUCK
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>>74682508
dude is more talented that every finn on the hurricans COMBINED
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>>74682529
Don't forget this is one game in the series lad. 7-4 and 8-4 don't forget
>>
>le stand in the same spot and one time man
How do teams keep letting this guy score? The reason he will never win a cup is because teams crack down on that in the playoffs
>>
>>74682557
hornshit isnt playing today though
>>
>all this refpuck
yo gary. fix dis shit
>>
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>>74682550
these things don't matter, just the points column in the standings.
>>
>Mild
>>
>>74682598
fuck off early fag
>>
>>74682508
thats racist
>>
>>74682557
wow, it sounds like he's pretty good if teams can't stop him
>>
>>74682607
>reddithawks
>>
>>74682529
i thought he was finn
>>
>>74682557
Slowed him down this year by slashing his wrist constantly.
>>
>>74677257
is this like a feminization hypnosis gif?
>>
>>74682130
Ducks can win in saddledome.
Flim flams cant win in honda center.
Its a recipe for disaster for flim flams
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