>>74672262
Make em, post em
Fill out the elim teams too. Go for the gold
>>74672262
>OP waited for reply #500 before posting the new thread
I tip my cap to your gentlemanly handsomeness and style
Why the WBC is great
>>74672288
>>74672262
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hopper Overlord.
>>74672306
>He didn't cross out the elim teams
Bruce Hopper or Mick Tuna, /mlb?
>>74672352
Mick.
>>74672262
ST 2017
25AB 7R 8H 5HR 8RBI .320 AVG .414OBP 1.374OPS
Is he, dare I say it, back?
>>74672352
Brett Root or Luke Kerrig?
>>74672352
Neither
>>74672352
stefan beerse
>>74672373
>>74672388
Patrician choice.
>>74672365
Brett, obviously
>>74672352
Hopper
>>74672361
>spring training
Oh no, it's literally fucking nothing. Kevin Pillar is batting .435 with an OPS of 1.152. I guess that means he's winning the batting title this year and MVP.
Wow...
NIPPON BANZAI
Does the USA even have a prayer of a chance?
Darren Cheetah or Call Rapptin Juder?
>>74672414
Mr. Juden
>>74672414
OY VEY
>>74672414
Darrens leadership and Calls skils
>>74672406
It's not nothing. He looks good at the plate. Not like last year where he looked injured and lost.
>>74672414
The two most over rated players of the last 75 years together again.
>>74672442
Was he actually injured? I know it was never said he was injured but it seems like an excuse to me. He had one of the hottest starts to the season and then just fell off a cliff. Ever since maddon refused to pitch to him he just wasn't the same guy.
>>74672352
Maddie Bumbum
>>74672455
He had neck issues, which he never confirmed. Maybe he didn't want to jeopardize his 500 million dollar Yankee contract. Injury is the only thing that makes sense. As you said, he fell off a cliff. Getting walked a bunch of times doesn't do that to you. Admittedly, he didn't have quite the same plate discipline but that doesn't explain away such a precipitous fall in production so suddenly. He's always been pitched around and he's mentally resilient. I don't buy the whole "Madden ruined his career" bit. Even the Royals' meme mantis is more believable that that.
>The Chicago Cubs came back from a 3-1 deficit to win game 7 and their first World Series Championship since 1908
Daily reminder that the Giants, Dodgers, and Indians allowed the Cubs to win the world series.
>>74672719
>Cubs ended the Even Year meme
>Cubs decimated the Kershaw is elite meme
>Cubs ended the Windians meme
>All while becoming the biggest meme of all
>>74672728
why are they LARPing
That looks like some jolly cooperation
>>74672728
If the cubes fanbase hadn't become so cancerous they would've been the ultimate superheroes
Instead they became reddit supervillians
>>74672766
>jolly cooperation
A for honor reference in my /MLB/? Get out! What server you on?
>>74672766
During those couple of weeks where the league was talking about expanding the netting behind home plate to keep people from being hit from foul balls the Cubs hitting coaches joked that instead of netting people should just come in full armor. Pic related happened next game.
>>74672777
>reddit supervillians
But the Indians were Reddit's team
>>74672780
>for honor reference
Is this some new meme....?
>>74672785
Top banter. I hope Joe arranged it.
>>74672780
p-p-praise t-the sun....?
>>74672777
Trips confirm
So THAT'S why a shootout hasn't broken out at a nig sox game yet. They bribe the police with free tickets.
>Price confirmed dead
Damn, how many aces do they have left?
>>74672873
SIX
I
X
>>74672854
Wait, why the fire department?
>>74672894
Because the team is a dumpster fire.
>>74672894
Nigs like lighting shit on fire
>>74672854
>Redeem yours by May 19th
Is it also complimentary?
>>74672728
>Cubs ended the Even Year meme
Giants did that to themselves with all those blown saves all year and NO closer. They shouldn't have even made it into the playoffs with that second half they had but they had the league's best record at the break and relied on that just to scrape in. It would have been an embarrassment for the Cubs to lose to them after the years they both had. >mest
>Cubs decimated the Kershaw is elite meme
>postseason Kershaw
It's fucking nothing.
>Cubs ended the Windians meme
They took you all the way and they, not the Cubs, made Game 7 as great as it was. Rajai was the player of the game and you know it.
>All while becoming the biggest meme of all
It was a meme over a century in the making, and winning the WS brought it to an end instead of starting a new one. The Cubs are actually less interesting than ever now, and a big part of baseball for many people has now died.
>>74673075
Buttblasted whosfag detected
Enjoy having ZERO fans
>>74673075
>That entire post
Did they?
>>74673117
With Brad the question is, 'Didn't they?'
>>74673140
Which round do you think he'll get drafted?
jints
>>74673258
poor Q
lo siento
>>74672728
>kershaw is elite
>playoffs
wot nigga?
>>74672780
>A for honor reference
>>74673265
Some women just ask for being impregnated
>>74673317
Fucking Dominican
Get that dad shit out of here
>>74673181
She's pretty but needs more than a few hours on the stairmaster.
>>74673181
topless mud wrestling match. winner gets a doughnut. how vicious does it get?
>runner on 3rd one out late in the tied game
>long flyball to the warning track in foul territory
>outfield makes the flyout ball out in foul territory
>runner on 3rd tags and scores go ahead run
>proceeds to lose game
Why do I see this scenario so often? Are most outfielders retarded?
>>74673265
>>74673337
>talks about her dating life openly on the early morning news
channel 7 morning crew is a bunch of amateur hour goofballs
>>74673397
Belt's wife dark horse winner
Madison Bumgarner's wife is fat
>>74673550
Check out Australia with the obscure scenario.
Yeah. I always wondered the same thing myself. Why not let the ball drop and try and get the batter out without allowing the runner to score. I don't have an answer. Perhaps the conventional wisdom is to get the sure out. Seems stupid to me too.
>do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
>>74673642
she's past fat. she's obese.
>>74673644
>>74673550
I can imagine a team with weak pitching and good offense doing that just to secure the out with minimal risk of greater damage, just because they trust they can get that run back more easily than it would be for their pitching staff to get through the inning without allowing more runs than just the one sac fly.
The Brewers are going to have a winning season. It's time to turn this franchise around.
>>74673740
24-3 offensive powerhouse
So, is Price kill?
>Orioles trying to turn Pedro Alvarez into an outfielder
LOL?
>>74674023
He'll likely start the season on the DL and miss a few starts. At this point, they're being cautious, but he's fallen behind and needs to get in to a throwing regimen that isn't too aggressive. So, long story short, it ain't good, but it's not that bad. Yet.
Wow...
>>74674112
Its okay, it was single A pitchers who wont see the majors for years if ever
>>74674071
noooooo dont
>>74674121
>Its okay
No, Anon
>>74673362
>dominican
B-b-but I'm white!
>>74674145
No min max assfaggots, primo
>>74674125
This is gonna be hilarious.
>>74674204
Fuck you Phillie fan; he a cut mutt, and lands on your farm to deal with, 30 days from now
(At least its not Chase Headley)
>>74674245
I mean, he's still a really productive hitter.
MMR is really brassy today
Did your BF take you somewhere nice, MMR?
Last year with the Orioles, Pedro Alverez made 4 errors in 9 defensive chances on the year. That's a fielding percentage of .444. High enough for any 4th grade little league or fat, drunk beer league softball player to be proud of.
>>74674490
But can he DINGERS?!
SIGN HIM UP
>>74674533
>Top 10 MLB moments
the girl of my dreams
>>74674533
>lolistep
>>74674553
I know. I'm intrigued, but ...........Orioles. It would never work.
>>74674621
If she moves to be with you she might root for the home team
Baseball GF may yet be a reality
>>74674583
France is to blame for that
....like really
>>74674660
*blocks your path*
>>74674691
*checks in*
>Odor flipping his bat on a fucking single
$217 million
$142 million
$95 million
$72.5 million
$526.5 million
MILLION
United States Dollars down the vast tempest of a toilet that is the Boston Red Sox organization
*chokes*
when will the japs be stopped
>>74674879
Did you take your trip off to post on >>>/soc/ again?
>>74674879
Last number of this post = jap runs scored vs Jews
Wicked Red pls
>>74674799
batflips are good now
japan ball is best baseball
>>74675065
>now
Nigga they were always good.
is muni kawasaki on the national team?
>>74675065
What if I make baseball fun again?
The Cleveland Indians
>>74675106
He fucking should be
He has a ring, for fucks sake
>>74675165
>in the kitchen with an apron
looks right desu
>>74674636
Sh0e is a Yankees fan. She is from Long Island
>>74675241
MMR is an Orioles fan, she's from Baltimore
>>74675261
Not Baltimore, the Eastern Shore apparently. On the other side of the Chesapeake Bay.
Pool F is fucking stacked compared to the pool E.
>DR
>USA
>PR
>Venezuela
Rags
>rags
>Sanchez with another dong
can we just give him like 8 mvp's already
*block your path*
>>74675756
>>74675695
Gary "Mother Fucking" Sanchez
>>74674121
Except for the guy expected to hold down the #3 spot all year
>>74675831
>>74673550
I don't think that's very common. But if they know it's foul they usually let it drop.
Last night the Cuban was still running as he got to the ball and it was very close to the line, not familiar with the ballpark either, couldn't let that drop since he thought it might have been fair. Even his teammates might not have been able to tell, though I think the 2nd baseman probably should have been able to see and yell at him to let it drop.
A few days ago I forgot who (might have been Italy vs Venezuela) but in a wbc game in a similar situation a team let a pop-up drop that was foul. It wasn't even deep though I would have caught it, should have been an easy throw out
>>74676016
>>74675831
Didn't the yankees have a one armed pitcher who pitched a no-no
le batflip man
>>74676108
fuck this rat
>>74676081
Jim Abbott. He had a n arm, but no hand and did throw a no no.
>>74676065
Actually I think it was Israel vs Korea. Which was the first game, not sure where I got Italy Venezuela from
>>74676144
like you could hit a single to center off of a division II pitcher in a meaningless game in front of zero fans
>rags
>>74676215
heh yeah I can just watch me *bat flips*
>giobusto
Injuns senpaitachi
>>74677206
Cubes Desufamalam
royals yatta des ne
White Sox ya'heard
Melvin Upton's mother's son
>>74677820
BJ?
>gioshito
>>74677977
Bossman Junior
YOLMEMED
>down 7-0 in the 3rd inning
>rags
wait, Im sorry
9-0 in the 3rd
>>74678660
>>74678609
Still not memeiners level yet
>>74678609
>>74678660
>>74678862
>rags
>>74674533
based goemon and kof soundtracks
>>74678862
>rags
Chris Beck should not see any major league playing time at all.
Though he probably will. And lots of it too.
Which MLB team should I support?
I am looking for a team that is in the city where soccer is much more popular than baseball.
A team that is a loser.
An unpopular team.
A team that is make me laugh at your team.
I have never won the world series
A team with no future
And a team that is in a city where major league soccer (MLS) is much more popular than the MLB.
>>74679652
Doesn't exist
>>74679652
Rags sounds right up your alley
I ignored the mls bs because3 I don't give a jackshit bout povertyball
>>74679652
>I am looking for a team that is in the city where soccer is much more popular than baseball.
>A team with no future
Seattle is the only choice.
>>74679652
This is the weirdest anti-Mariners post I've seen in a while.
>>74679652
Go away, Fer
You keep asking that stupid question everywhere, and that's why /sp/ found your facebook
>>74679818
I only like soccer in the United States and Canada.
And I would love to know, if there is in USA a place where Soccer is the sport more and where the major league soccer (MLS) is the dominant professional sports league
>>74679881
Rekt
>>74679881
whoa, post links
>>74679908
>if there is in USA a place where Soccer is the sport more
No.
>where the major league soccer (MLS) is the dominant professional sports league
Only in the fantasies of first-generation immigrants.
>>74679908
>soccer being popular in any city in America
Never gonna happen
How do people keep replying to that shit? The ONLY answer is Seattle, where it's 12s=Sounders>>>>>>>>>>>> >Women's Tennis >>>>> >>Mariners
>>74678609
>>74678660
Remember when people rated Chi Chi Gonzalez?
>yfw the cubes make the first 111 year championship sandwich with two pieces of bread on each side
what did orbit tell him?
Leurys unreal spring doesnt stop
*checks these dubs*
*blocks your basepath*
*steals your MVP*
*Catches your steal*
*Dingers your pitcher*
*Walks-off your team*
*Breaks your home run record*
>>74680945
goddamn what a failure you are
>>74680957
*deletes your account*
>>74680889
"You're a good player and you're on a very good team."
>yankees
>good
attention all:
the >Rags now trail 10-nothing in the bottom of the 8th
>>74680945
>sanchez
good, the next great catcher. I want him for my fantasy team even though I hate the yankees
>frazier
meme but maybe not overrated
>judge
B.U.S.T.
>gleyber
future third baseman, not as good as kris bryant, maybe like a tier below him
>>74681003
>meminers
>24-3
>Rags
Good to see Tribe pitching in mid-season form already
>>74677271
Obsessed compadre
>>74681116
That picture is begging to have a cock photoshopped in to it.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/2017-world-baseball-classic-shatters-first-round-attendance-record/amp/
WBC 2017 attendance is up 34% over the previous year in just the first round.
Watch out world, baseball's a' comin' for ya.
>bustcada
>EE has no home runs
bust
>>74672453
you're thinking of Same Old Sasso
>>74681019
Judge will be the store brand Giancarlo Stanton if we're being quite honest with you Joe.
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>>74681271
Gary looks legit elite catcher material tbqhwy
We will give you one slightly used Kevin Plawecki in exchange
>>74681354
>mfw just 4 home runs through 121 games
great defense tho
>>74681354
Nobody wants any of your broken ass players except for Cespedes. The rest of the Mets roster is a dumpster fire of impending career ending injuries, has beens, never weres and never will bes.
>>74681500
wow you are buttflustered beyond belief
>>74681535
Just telling the truth. Sorry if it's painful for you.
>>74681612
çeç
>>74681620
骨のスパーズ
darvish is the most aesthetically pleasing pitcher
>>74681691
ちょっと厳し、ね?
http://www.ign.com/videos/2017/03/14/mlb-the-show-17-whats-new-in-road-to-the-show-mode
For all of you fat fuck faggot pieces of shit that haven't seen it yet.
>>74681832
Doesn't have the most aesthetically pleasing mechanics though
Yikes!
>>74681855
Imagine being so pathetic that you wish injury on pitchers who are objectively fun to watch.
>made $80 shoveling snow for my neighbor
THE SHOW DELUXE EDITION HERE I COME
>>74681872
>shoveling snow to make money
This website is 18+
>>74681872
what's in the deluxe edition?
>>74681883
a dragon dildo
>>74681851
>not playing diamond dynasty
Found the faggot
>>74681855
>singles out price as having some of the best mechanics
>price gets hurt
>oh uh, look at this pic of him pronating! he's bad now
fuck this hack
I'e decided to watch all 162 Detroit Tigers games this year. Anyone else watching all the games of their team this year?
>>74681941
seriously. predicting pitching injuries is the dumbest thing on the planet because pitching itself is just an injury waiting to happen. you can have the shittiest mechanics in the world and still be fine, like the big unit or sale, or you can be price and blow your shit out. o'leary is just some faggot who thinks he can predict this shit when it's almost completely random.
>>74681953
I always watch as many as I can. Well over 100, I'd say. Plus I go to 5-10 games a year.
>>74681941
t. Jeff Passan
He repeatedly criticized Price's CHANGING mechanics since he moved to Boston. He did this exact thing with Carlos Martinez.
Feel free to find anyone that has remotely been as accurate as he has
>>74681966
>you can have the shittest mechanics in teh world and still be fine
Wrong. Randy Johnson didn't have the shittest mechanics in the world and neither does Sale. O'Leary instantly noted the differences in Price's mechanics when he moved to Boston and jumped on it. He is literally saving baseball. He has explained the mechanics and medical reasons for why it has happened, and nailed the predictions REPEATEDLY
>>74682042
>He is literally saving baseball
are you literally chris o'leary? no else could be shilling this hard for this faggot
>>74682070
Are you Jeff Passan? No one else could be deliberately misinforming and discrediting a legitimately knowledgeable and helpful person. There is seriously no one else in baseball that has even bothered to do the work he has
>>74682109
lmao jesus fucking christ i hope you are chris o'leary, cuz if you're just some random dude sucking him off this hard that would be beyond pathetic.
>>74682125
As opposed to being some pathetic loser whining about someone being right and you being wrong?
>>74682147
Take a break, Chris.
>>74681900
oh shit i need to save up
>>74682157
t. Kyle Boddy
what books to read to become an autistic baseball stats guy?
>>74682042
According to him everyone except like Verlander and Price (but not anymore lol) has shitty mechanics and is a ticking time bomb. Hard not to be accurate when you're casting such a wide net.
Thing is, your boy would probably get more attention if he didn't come across as such an insane person. Anyone looking at his TL would think that this is some crank shilling his book.
>>74682185
And it's no coincidence that the net is so wide because most pitchers due in fact end up blowing up their arms at some point
It's not like he's just giving black or white predictions, he specifically states why the mechanics are good or bad, and what could even physically happen to the pitchers. There has been no one that has had his success rate and detailed analysis in predicting pitcher injuries
Stop spreading fake news, boy.
>crank shilling his book
What do you think his job is?
>>74681953
probably can't this year because tfw no longer neet
>>74682173
fangraphs glossary. prospectus has even more autistic stuff. no real need for a book but you can always just search for sabermetrics stuff like Bill James.
>>74682241
Wife's calling, Chris. Might want to get off the internet forums and see what she wants, eh?
>>74682256
t. Bobby Tewksbary
>>74682185
does he not like Chapman's mechanics anymore?
>>74681953
i've been watching almost every yankee reg season game since the early 00's a few years I couldn't because work but now i'm a neet again
If your pitcher is on this list, he's basically ded if Pitcher Mechanics God is to be believed
>>74682646
>mfw he's literally just adding pitchers who have recently been injured
>>74682664
Fake news
He's had almost every single one of those pitchers as being at risk for injury for quite some time
Sup /mlb/
If I make another /mlb/ fantasy league, do you want H2H or Roto?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12532660
>>74682746
hi, chris!
>>74682766
t. Shane Kraemer
>>74681953
I'm watching my very first Cubs game this year. I've been waiting all my life long for this! Go Cubs go!
HEY
>>74683137
HEY
>>74681872
Getting deluxe as well
>>74683137
Hey
>>74683187
>>74683270
>>74681880
50 Cent shoveled snow in his neighborhood for cash.
>>74683418
I thought he sold crack and got shot 9 times for a living.
>BREAKING: #Rays, Kiermaier nearing long-term deal for at least 6 years, $50M.
>>74683961
oh boy 6 more years of no gold gloves for kevin.
>>74682761
if espn, roto
if not espn, idgaf
too lazy to deal with other sites
can other countries top teams compete with top mlb teams?
>>74684666
satantrips says no.
>tfw I found out Jair Jurrjens was still playing baseball for Norway or whatever
>>74684666
yes, definitely if they had all their best players
As is US and DR would still certainly be playoff teams at least, probably favorites. Not the best starting rotations but the bullpens and lineups are elite as fuck. Archer, Stroman, Roark, Duffy isn't a bad rotation even
PR and Venezuela also I'd say would compete, maybe not great teams though. Venezuela would be better if they more of their MLB pitchers
>>74684666
yeah, kershaw would kershaw
>>74684869
USA has Samardzija and Melancon as backups. There's your #5 guy and extra pen strength.
Beltran looks like Santa Claus
wow what a fucking awful strike 3 call
go Dominicans
BASED YADIIIIII
>Bettances is warming
Is he ready for the big league?
Pls webm that tag
>>74672262
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Never drew a dime
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Not even one of the ten best players on his own team
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>74681500
you are so fucking mad right now
>Stealing on Yadier Molina
>Stealing on a 97 mph pitch
>Stealing when your name is Nelson Cruz
Why are both world series teams shit now
Dutch second stringers coming out
Poor gommies
How have they not called the cuba dutch match yet
>>74686788
cubs will be shittier but indians will be better
>>74686617
god-tier. Yadi's such a beast
>>74686617
more like Nelson Stalled
someone PLS post pics of balentein girl
3 and a half hours is a long time. Wat do
>>74687647
masturbate to the fappening 2.0 pics
>>74686617
fuckin a baez knew it was an out before the ball got halfway to him
>no-look tag
what a madman
>>74687647
DVR it and go to sleep
what was the greatest moment in /mlb/ history?
>>74688238
77-1, and the rest of that night, no doubt
>>74688238
when someone found dg's piss post
2017 LADS
>Drew Smyly against King Felix today/tomorrow.
How bad we getting beaten?
I actually am rooting for japan in the WBC.
Something about a japanese team without MLB players is strange but interesting.
I hope they can win it all desu, fans deserve it more than most of these teams.
JUST
>>74688474
Smyly is alright, Felix is on a downswing apparently. Should be close.
>>74688496
The fans have a lot of heart yeah. If they clinch Pool G tonight, gonna be good.
>>74688496
but mostly because you're a weeb at heart
it's okay, we all are
oh yeah, also the team Manny Ramierez is playing for isn't even a NPB team. its in a 4 team league on an island.
>>74688563
Jap indie ball?
>>74688563
Anime adaption when
>>74688274
Anyone have the cap?
UTAAAA
LEFTO
HAITEMASHITA
HOOOOOMMMUUUU RAAAAANUUU
>>74689760
Its usas for the losing!
>>74686617
>Javy being Javy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoY9IMsO_nY
> mfw people are still sleeping on the Cubs
texas rangers
>>74689760
That Puerto Rican image is pure cancer.
THIRTEEN DAYS
H
E
S
H
O
W
>>74690274
Yeah I hit a bump there for >muh heritage. Fortunately last nights game had a perfect face.
Reminder the Cubs traded jorge soler for wade Davis. Soler is 3 for 29 with no extra base hits. Fucking scrub. Royals got fleeced
>>74690364
Naw,
Soler just needed regular playing time. Something he couldn't get on the Cubs unfortunately. Glad to see he got a ring considering he was the first sign that the rebuild was working.
Royals already have MVP Mike Moustakas anything else is just icing
>>74690364
>he quotes spring training stats
>>74690400
He's garbage man.
Constantly hurt, lacks work ethic, can't hit breaking balls, shit defense.
There's really no point to him.
>>74690452
He's always struggling and since he's not improving against scrubs in spring training it's safe to say he will continue to be ass.
Man, I fucking love Baez. That shit with the tag last night was fucking lit. Fuck all of you that are getting ass mad at that lmao
I think Javier Baez is the most naturally talented player in the league right now.
Japan wins it all and shocks the world
>>74690528
They haven't shocked the world in nearly 76 years
>yfw the Jays finish below .500
>>74691367
>>74690615
>he still believes the surprise attack meme
>>74691367
>implying
JAAAASH DANALSON
>>74691546
Heh, whatever kid. Next you're going to tell me we were thrown into the Vietnam war under false pretenses.
>>74691367
This morning Buck Martinez was talking about how the Jays have a chance against the Yankees LOL I almost pissed on myself
What are your predictions for the 2017 season?
>>74692738
Royals
>>74692738
Cubes go for 2
>>74692738
Mests v Redsux
>>74692738
Honestly I'm thinking this is the year we get a world series repeat
The Indians are clearly the class of the AL
The Walgreens and Doyers are gigantic chokers, it's an odd year so the Giants are out. The only ones that can stop the Cubs are the Cardinals, Mets if they stay healthy, or a complete meme team. But I think the Cubs are too good to get stopped by a meme team
Indians vs. Cubs/Cardinals/Mets
I think this year's meme team will be the Yankees though. I see them winning the wild card
>>74694091
>Mets if they stay healthy
lol
>>74694278
They didn't even stay healthy last year and still meme'd into the playoffs when the division was completely gone
They don't even have to stay healthy actually, last year was proof
>>74672728
you forgot
>Cubs owe a huge thanks to Aroldis Chapman for saving their ass in every game they won against Cleveland
>>74672777
fucking this.
>thick-rim glasses
>brand new Cubs hat/shirt
>"MUH CUBBIES"
>>74694278
they will stay healthy and kick ur teams ass boy
>>74694963
Now that's a good looking tat
>>74694379
I really hate all the fans who say he choked in game 7 and forget the only reason we got to game 7 was because of him.
>>74694963
Y O S T E D
O
S
T
E
D
>>74695294
>we
My meme collection is growing stronger
>>74695693
I want to spread those chocolates all over your erect nipples then lick them off
>>74694963
Who's gonna be the first /mlb/ poster to get a Steve Pearce tat?
>>74695914
Steve Pearce
>>74695905
I'm allergic to almonds, so make sure the chocolate is free of them beforehand.
>>74695693
>Mike... Francisco? Why do you have these toys, Anon?
>>74696340
To show off to my internet friends
Any american who plays for another country in the WBC should be deported.
>>74687137
underrated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat
hey pals what are some of the better npb teams i should try to catch
im not gonna go to an a's/padres game in japan or something
>>74696961
fuck off to /pol/ trumptard
>>74697016
Meme forcing is pathetic
>>74697016
Great meme
>>74692738
Jays are out of contentiom by August
>>74697035
>posting a picture of the most powerful man in the world
>makes you /pol/
Lol autism is becoming mainstream.
>>74695952
Dont worry baby
Ill treat you real nice
>>74697066
Weaponized Autism is a very effective tool
>>74697052
>forcing the 'meme forcing is pathetic' meme
Pathetic
>>74697066
>trump
>the most powerful man in the world
Excuse me while I laugh harder
>>74689760
Im not understanding the DR/darksouls meme? is it cus the DR baseball team is T H I CC ??
>>74697273
She likes to post inside jokes from other boards sometimes
It's like virtue signalling but with memes
>>74695693
>>74695905
>>74695952
>>74697077
So.....
When are we doing this?
>>74695294
>the Indians choked
>Chimpman didn't
>lifelongs actually delusionally unironically believe this
>>74697066
>le spray-tanned hacked into the oval office by russians man
>most powerful man in the world
>>74697734
>a leaf
>>74697734
That man could annex at will.
>Jay Bruce? Never heard of her
Nats desu senpai
Are the detroit tigers gonna be good this year?
>>74697809
Aircraft carriers are very impressive and all but in a war situation they would just be nuked, they're only useful for projecting force against weaker countries.
>>74698228
...why would you waste a nuke on an aircraft carrier?
>>74698255
Every country should drop a few nukes atleast once
>>74698471
>mfw americans are this fucking stupid
>>74698495
Go back
>>74698034
>DCucks btfo
>>74698656
this looks great but i'm not sure how it becomes a bobblehead. seems like more of a statue rn
There's something about being second-rate that makes Mets and Giants fans the absolute worst posters in this general
>>74698694
>>74698656
*elbow explodes*
>>74698747
Woops, didn't mean to throw that heater at your elbow Bryce
Daily reminder that Team USA put its team's fate in the hands of Drew Smyly
>>74698711
Can't fucking wait to add another one.
>>74698778
*throws 3 feet behind the batter*
*gets ejected*
*autism intensifies*
Daily reminder that the Los Angeles Dodgers are the only team in Major League history to go to the playoffs ten times in a row without getting to the World Series.
>posey and crawford not playing
fuck the giants desu lads
>>74699082
you can't be fuckin serious
We all know Kershaw, being a heterosexual Caucasian male who doesn't enjoy urinating on underage women, hates playing in California. I can't wait to see where he will go after opting out
>>74699082
but how are their merchandise sales?
Daily reminder that that the Chicago White Sox had to blow up their 2016 roster because of a 12 year child.
Post pics of how you think your team's season will go. I'll start.
>>74699879
I'm not sure. Maybe we can find out their total revenues. They're probably lying over there, next to all their attendance trophies.
>>74700080
you do realize mlb is a business right?
the most successful teams are the ones that make the most profit
winning is secondary
>>74700043
imagine an Ms hat on this guy and thats pretty much me
>>74700139
I know that I get really excited when the owner of my favorite team makes a profit. It's what makes following a team worthwhile.
Sniff. Good times.
>>74700246
the owner of your favorite team doesnt give a shit if your happy
just that you spend money
>>74700284
Wow...
>>74700216
>guy
Did you just assume that persons gender?
>>74700572
>person
Did you just assume xit's species?
anyone else watch baseball on mute?
>>74700674
I watch talk shows on mute and come up with my own dialog.
>>74700674
>>74700686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTZ0A5qXNUU
>>74700572
>>74700651
did you both just assume that this was funny?
>>74700759
Did you just assume my humor?
>>74700721
Fuck, I haven't this in years
>>74673075
>It was a meme over a century in the making, and winning the WS brought it to an end instead of starting a new one. The Cubs are actually less interesting than ever now, and a big part of baseball for many people has now died.
this really gives me a yearnin' for more learnin'
>>74700764
dubs an tigers win world series
>>74701097
singles and they never win one again
>>74701129
gud
dubs and seattle wins a world series in my lifetime
Mariners!
almost 400 posts. im ashamed
>>74701166
>>74700171
Don't mind me, just sitting here with more rings than Kershaw
>>74702293
DELET
E
L
E
T
america is good
>>74702847
>struggling to beat a team that got mercy ruled
lol
>>74702861
>Canada even having room to talk
you literally fielded a brewers scout against the US.
Felix and Smyly didnt embarrass themselves today
dubs and my future wife will be a baseball fan
>>74703376
dubs and she will be a baseball fan but a dodgers fan who cheats on you
>>74703396
dubs and my wife will be a robot
>>74703409
>>74703376
>>74703396
singles or dubs and everyone here gets a wife who is a fan of their favorite team and goes to games with them but their team will never win another ring
>>74702861
>a leaf talking about a competition they were eliminated from
>>74700139
>>74700284
(You)
>>74703455
Joke's on you I have a gf who can't wait for baseball season and even bought us tickets today
>>74703597
your team will never win another ring
which team?
*takes you down
>>74703627
whichever team you're a fan of
>>74703640
jokes on you buddy
Im a Mariners fan
>>74703653
dont worry its already confirmed they are gonna win one
>>74703666
HAIL SATAN
>>74703666
THANK YOU SATAN
Fucking M's get all the Gets
>you now remember Ryan Howard has a Ring,
>the 2001 florida marlins (god bless them) have rings
>members of the Who's have rings
>the Ottomans have rings
>and not one member of the dodgers
>within the last 25 years
>has a ring
>>74703843
are there any /sp/ fantasy leagues? I'm trying to get back into baseball after a ~6 year hiatus
>>74703918
>>74703936
>>74703953
Gotcha
>>74703978
STOP REPLYING TO HIM
>>74703953
replace team with country and playoffs/ world series with first world and you just described Costa Rica
>>74703858
>the 2001 florida marlins
You tried
>>74703858
>munenori kawasaki has a ring
>kershit does not
>>74692738
Yankees finish below .500
Three no-hitters, two by good pitchers and the other by a random BORP
Cubs bandwagon nationwide is unlike anything seen since the old Yankees teams, and is probably one of the major storylines here
Reds are worse than Padres
Rays are in contention until the final couple of weeks
Garrett Richards ends up needing TJS
Rich Hill surprisingly stays generally healthy
Sandy Leon regresses massively
Molitor is fired before the season ends
WS is Cubs Jays, Cubs sweep in 5
i predict jays win championship
dubs confirm?
>>74704248
no but these do
Testestest
>>74704285
actually, gia nts winagain dubs confirm
>>74704320
actually, jays barely make the second wildcard but then reverse sweep three times to win the eries with a walk off steve pearce dinger, digits dont lie
>>74704403
Did you say STEVE PEARCE ?
>>74704434
the god himself
>>74704477
man, i like his enthusiasm.
Take good care of him Leafs.
And trade back at the deadline, as per Pearce lore
>>74704477
He looks like Zack Hample
>>74704176
So I was off by 2 years
babsel?
>>74705850
Maybe, but I wouldn't put money on it.
>tfw your thread is slow as fuck
>>74706007
>your thread
>your
What did James Bond mean by this?
eric hofmer
>>74706032
i never realized the royal mascot's head is part crown. that is seriously fucking creepy if you think about it
>>74706129
if you want a real mindfuck, take a close look at mr. met you will see that his head is a baseball
>>74706195
...Fuck me dude
>>74706195
I'll be at USA v Puerto Rico tomorrow, anybody else going?
>tfw AL West
>>74706284
Why the fuck would I go to Puerto Rico
>>74706284
i'll be there honey bun~
>>74706195
>>74706284
I think our team is better than yours.
>>74706362
You have an autist on your team.
>>74706329
It's in San Diego retard
>>74706372
>it's real
>>74706372
>Jeter got that head on a different action figure look going on
>>74706393
Why the fuck would I go to San Diego?
>>74706393
Puerto Rico is in San Diego? How the fuck did that happen?
>>74706444
when we annexed mexico from the dutch dummy
>>74706427
Why haven't you an heroed yet?
>>74706444
>Hurrr
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article138834953.html
>Miami Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez, drunk and speeding, was behind the wheel and to blame when his boat plowed into a jetty off South Beach, killing two others, police concluded in a report released Thursday.
>Had Fernandez lived, he would likely have been charged with a host of crimes including manslaughter, according to the final report by the Florida Fish and Wildlife.
The truth comes out. Can you handle it?
>>74706734
I mean it was to be assumed
>>74702293
>yfw Jorge Soler, Carl Edwards Jr., and Chapman have more rings that Kershaw
>>74706892
Except by the marlins' org who will be hanging up his jersey and honoring him.
>>74706734
Yes but its not going to stop the retards from acting as if his behavior was something most people do and that it was just an honest mistake
Any WBC games on today?
>>74707365
Yeah, Venezuela vs Dominican Republic at 10 pm EST
Franþisco Lindorrr
>>74707394
>>74707365
Am i the only want who wants a USA vs DR final?
>>74708216
PR vs. DR desu
>>74706734
>betray your country and defect to its worst enemy
>kill yourself and others in a speed boat while smoking rocks despite being a multimillionaire sports icon
What did he mean by this?
Remember when people doubted hosmer? How fucking stupid do you feel right now?
>>74708262
YOLO
>>74708670
>hosmeme
Who is the Amy Schumer or baseball?
>sancheese thinks hes going to get a scott boras megadeal
>>74709665
If he does that means he's won a CYA
>>74709453
That fat bitch that does sideline Yankees coverage.
a-at least we have amateur apehoop to help us through these final two weeks of no babsel
>>74706734
Huh, I guess Brian Mccann is a pretty good judge of character.
>>74709963
Take that back
>>74708216
PR-Japan desu fampai
I don't really want the US to win without sending an A team because then it'd be a joke because we can win this shit even without our best players
>>74710327
Its true though. You Yankee faggots act like Oh THICCCCCC. She's literally the fat friend at the bar who wont let you hit on the hot friend, then drags the group for pizza afterwards. Disgusting.
>>74710382
Nah, you're absolutely correct. She was THICC 2 or 3 seasons ago. Now she is just fat.
How do you go from this...
>>74710752
...to this?
>>74710752
Damn bro. She was a thot
>>74710814
>>74710814
still would
>>74673075
Stay mad bitch ass nigga
http://www.si.com/mlb/2017/03/14/world-baseball-classic-mike-trout-team-usa
>Angels star Mike Trout, who told the Los Angeles Times' Mike DiGiovanna that, if Team USA comes calling for the 2021 squad, he'll likely be there.
>I mean, definitely, in the future, for sure,” Trout said Monday, when asked if this spring’s tournament has increased his desire to play in the next WBC. “If I get the opportunity to do it again, I’ll probably do it.
So watching players have fun playing baseball at the WBC was enough to make Trout regret not signing up with Team USA and stating that he'll definitely play in 2021.
Who knew baseball became more interesting and exciting when players actually act like they're enjoying it?
>>74710382
its a meme, you dip
>>74711330
I thought this was the last year?
>>74711387
Why would you think that? Attendance is way up and Manfred said they'll keep doing it.
>>74711330
This is a good article. It's more about the energy and excitement of WBC games and trashing MLB for >muh unwritten roolz than it is about Trout. Worth a read.
>>74711422
except in san diego, why do we still let san diego have sports at all?
also tokyo selling their tickets as doubleheaders really skews with the true attendance numbers. Miami did great though
As for tv, the two USA games over the weekend got nearly 1M viewers, better than last time, but still way down from when it was still on ESPN in 2009
>>74710342
>I don't really want the US to win without sending an A team because then it'd be a joke because we can win this shit even without our best players
Not every nation's team is their all-star team. Look at Japan. And this year's US team is fairly stacked. Their lineup at least is much better than 2013's.
>>74711330
Didn't Trout actually show up to a game in 2013 as a spectator? Pretty sure he knew what it's all about already. Some of the players on this year's team were the same way when they declined in 2013 iirc.
500