/heem/

First for

>Coral Springs
Is an utter shithole looool

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First for lineal HW champ

>>74670119
man, look one what guy has made heem into even tho hes banned. i guess hes still getting the attention he wants even tho hes gone

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Thoughts on Bognuk Shnubs?

>>74670126
I saw Barney Shrub get knocked out a few times

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>>74670126
For sureeee he beat Arlovski in that fight my guy

>>74670122
lol hasn't beatten stipe. nowhere near lineal, don't even think he holds a lineal strap

>>74670126
bick skugnut is a great fighter

>>74670126
Bognar Slog has the worst chin of all-time.

>>74670134
He's the uncrowned lineal HW champ.

Don't (you) me

>>74670134
Just did a quick scan through, Stipe is the lineal UFC champ

Enson Inoue, Mark Kerr, Fujita, Minotauro, Fedor, Werdum x2, Overeem, Bigfoot, and Cain held it along the way

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Does /heem/ like GSP?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489412021900.webm

>>74670140
>>74670157
lol, yes stipe is super lineal because of the work of cain, jds, nog and bigfoot. only minakov and magomedev hold bits of HW glory that are unlinked to the ufc belt. mcgreggor, gsp, jones and stipe own alot of titles when all combined lineal like. over 200.

makes sense, anyone who is ever undefeated usually loses once in mma, and they lose in the ufc or whomever bets them loses in the ufc.

only weird bits like guys getting injured and not competing, like those tam prospects, or kole konrad have avoided their stuff coming to the ufc. and if your picky weightclasses. (gil melendez still holds his FW title and gegard his LHW one because neither man has fought in the weightclass in years)

Good morning guys. That was a refreshing 5 hours of sleep. Anyone know on average how many hours UFC fighters sleep each night?

>>74670205
Figting is like the stock markit

>>74670231
more then you, peak athletes sleep alot.

mainly it's needed for repair and cleaning up the body

>>74670237
>then
i guess the OP dooesnt matter huh?

what day will the ultimate fighter come on? i think wednesday but i cant find it anywhere. i wanna finish up the april heem calendar

Now that the dust has settled we can all agree that the Brazil card was quite spicy right

>>74670299
barboza's knee alone was enough spice to make the night, fridge man and shogun's heems were just the cherry on top

thank god too after the shitshow that was 209

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>>74670299

defo

>>74670299

I enjoyed it

I just didn't really expect much from Vitor/Kelvin. I mean Vitors chin has been done for awhile, when he got dropped the first time I really wasn't surprised at all. He has 0 chin left. A legends league isn't going to change that one bit.

>>74670205
dis guy iz crazy in hiz ead man

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>>74670299
>we can all agree that the Brazil card was quite spicy right

>>74670323
How did he react so fast to that takedown attempt?

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i dont know which day the ultimate fighter will be coming on but am i missing anything?
>jewani and cuck thomas
:)

>>74670369
MMA Hour is on Monday, I think. Also I listen to JRE streams on Wednesday and Thursday, I don't know about everyone else.

>>74670347
Barboza is the fastest striker in the UFC

When does Renan barao fight next ?

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>>74670380
woops, gotta move it over one day. also, does rogan really have a schedule? if he does i'll add jre even tho its not always mma related but i thought it was random when they go live

>>74670369
based EFN

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>>74670409
this?

>>74670347
Studying film and reading what he did during the fight

>>74670236
you understood want he meant by that right?

cos it's pretty fucking spot on with how ufc is run at the moment

>>74670494
It's all about making the most money now while you can. Magiga changed the game.

>>74670494
> at the moment

RDA already has enough money he doesnt need the pay day from Conor.

Also didn't eddie only get paid luke 500,000? RDA would probably of got the same

>>74670509
yeh thats what i said?

>>74670517
> Randy Couture gets knocked out by light heavyweight Chuck Liddell and retires
> decides to come out of retirement and is awarded an immediate heavyweight title shot at Tim Slyvia
> Randy Couture loses his heavyweight title to Brock Lesnar, who had a UFC record of 1-1

>>74670526
Preach it brother

>>74670515
>RDA already has enough money

He could've made more fighting on a PPV than losing the title on a fight pass card.

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Why is she so pure, bros?

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MMA Kino lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWADsNb19tQ

It's been a while since Jon didn't fuck up.
This cannot continue like this.

>>74670633
The stakes are too low for him to fuck up now, wait till June

>>74670633
Just because you aren't aware of his fucking up doesn't mean its not happening m8. It's an unknown unknown. At least for you it is. For me it's a known unknown

>>74670633
Jon got his life on track naw

For real

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>>74670126

Is Bronson Schnebe a good fighter?

>>74670647
I think I believe him when he said his shit was already together he just fucked up when he took that suspect dick pill.

>>74670655
>*hides under ring for 12 hrs from USADA*

>>74670658
Had that ever been confirmed by anybody other than ol' Chael

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>>74670655
>twist at the end of a punch Joe

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>>74670347

He explained after the fight that he noticed Dariush would change level after throwing that jab, every time. So he through a knee up "because I knew he would be there" - as he said. Was noice fight iq.

>>74670651
Beauregard "Large Turd" Snot has a professional career of 10-5

>>74670567

Sorry to tell you mate, but she's had truckloads of sweaty mexican schlong in each of her holes.

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>>74670205
everyone likes gsp.
but he's crazy to come off 4 years away and fight a much bigger guy.
pic related - it's fitch and kos, post gsp beating

>>74670369
DC turns 38 years old on the 20th
Paige Sletten is 23 on the 26th

>>74670716
oh that's april
i meant this month

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>>74670714

Here's a Cung-Le post bisping

Let's hope they do this to eachother, instead of wrasstlefuck.

Let's see riddum

>>74670237
so they just train and sleep? it took 30mgs of my sleep med to get to 6 hours of sleep lol

>>74670716

>Birthdays

That is not how heem calendars work

>>74670728
>sleeping well when you don't move all day

>>74670746
Good morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyAY9e178H8

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Do you think he fondled Paige

>>74670665
>Chael

Precision beats powa and toimin' beats speed. And that's what you saw there.

>>74670756
i don't know how families like that work
his may release date should be on the calendar

>>74670714
>everyone likes gsp
>flag
Only Canadians like GSP

>>74670756
>>74670762
What's wrong with you?

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>tfw i could heem every here

>>74670766
Nothing, you weirdo.

>>74670772
How would he do in the LW division?

>>74670772
No one can take that right hand shot yeh

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>Tfw my boy Yair is gonna lose to Frankie

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/cain-velasquez-has-no-timeline-yet-for-his-return-to-the-ufc-031417

What's the first thing you think of when you see AKA?

>>74670791

Knees
Disappointment
Salt

>>74670791
Ruined cards and divisions on hold up

>>74670772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85F4DePFt4

>>74670400
I like e calendar idea but I would get rid of the podcasts. Personally I've have like a dozen mma podcasts I pick from each week and rarely is it cuck Thomas or the mma hour. The more specific you make the calendar in that way the less useful it will be. I would keep it to (m)ma events

>>74670805
what's the best one

>>74670819
How is your diet like? How many hours of sleep do you get? Do you do breathing exercises?

i want woodley dead, who will do it for me?

>>74670828
lol stream your trip to ferguson

>>74670816
Depends what you wants, different podcasts cover different aspects

>>74670828
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/final-teen-sentenced-in-australian-baseball-player-murder-christopher-lane/

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Check out this new meme from our meme overlords at /tv/

>>74670834
>prosecutors told the court the three teenagers shot Lane in the back from a passing car because they were bored and just wanted to shoot someone.

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>>74670828
How is it possible to STILL be this mad?

Can't wait for jack slacks book on Mcgregor. Doesn't seem like an opurtinisitic money grab at all.

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>>74670846

>>74670852
why do people do this

>>74670852
That's The Chris sister on the left ? She's kinda cute for a chubby

>>74670873
you would think she would workout considering her brother lives at a gym lol

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What will they do if DC pulls out beacuse his body can't take the weight cut?

RUMBLE VS. ?????

>>74670886
Jacare or Yoel, let's see how much they really want that belt

>>74670897
LOL those are actually awesome fights

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>>74670897
>let's see how much they really want that belt

They want the MW belt not the LHW one.

>>74670908
Surely they aren't afraid of a welterweight Johnson ?

>>74670908
they literally can't do worse than the guys aj has flatlined

>>74670916
If DC shows up too fat, they'll take the belt away and make Rumble fight Jones in the summer.

>>74670764
GSP is a badass m8

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>>74670916
hehe

btw that second punch woodley lands on koscheck as he's falling my sides

>>74670939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw
40 seconds

>>74670939
Man, Rumble's head looks huge at 170

>>74670930
>Yfw you realize Rumble has KO'd #2 - #5 in the first round

That Bader fight was disgraceful btw.

>>74670930
Remember people(@adan) unironically arguing Bader would win?

>>74670947
Pretty sure he also had Glover winning

is woodley healthy enough to fight soon? they could give him someone he has a good chance of destroying, i don't think he has had an "easy" opponent since he started mma. find him someone ranked but

>>74670977
Tyrone is in Dana's doghouse after the snoozer he put on 209

benavidez vs. borg who wins

>>74670983
joey not being top 15 p4p is stupid

>>74670982
Dana wanted the karate man to win and got burned hard.

>>74670930
bader is a huge bastard

>>74670977
masivdal should be a good fight
or him taking maia's head off

>they let rory go to smellaturd

>>74670801
What happened next? What a pathetic video.

>>74671018
>Rory got paid $60k for the beating he took at 189

why is there still anti shawb posting even tho the shawb poster is gone?

>>74671057
To trigger you

>>74671056
>Chael got paid $50k for getting embarrassed by Tito

>>74671069
He threw that fight plus he probably bet against himself to win.

Still....Rory got paid $60k for that vicious beating at 189 and UFC refused to renegotiate his contract.

>>74671069
chael is already rich dummy

>>74671076
He might as well got paid well for not keeping the promise he made to his dying father

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Is there a worse ref call in all of sports history than jones getting dq

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>>74670791

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>>74671057
Simply IRRESISTIBLE

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>>74671115

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>>74671075
how much did Lawlor get for the vicious beating he received at 189?

>>74671075
>He threw that fight
lol
no, bro

>>74671076
>chael is already rich dummy
why would you say that?
legal trouble with real estate scams, got banned
legal trouble with his pizza place, had to sell it
gets into politics, has to drop out because of legal troubles
family from some small town in Oregon.
Rich?

>>74671146
He's from Portland's suburb, not exactly a small town

>>74670841
A E S T H E T I C

>>74671128
He got 300k

Lads Chris Weidman is actually gonna lose again.

Will he retire after this? Poor guy

O shit Niggas GGG this weekend
Black boy getting MURKED

>>74671069
No he didn't, Bellator don't broadcast most of their pay. How can you be that daft? You really think the UFC would pay him less than 50/50? Delusional retards in this gen

>>74671297
No he won't.

>>74671314
see>>74670846

>>74671297
Moose is going to unironically embarass him, hope he retires tbqh

>>74671339
I was supporting Tyron in both fights, and like him 10x more than wonderpedo
Of course you don't care about the greatest boxer in the world fighting though, because you're not even a fight fan
Just a racebaiting sperg

>>74671350
>Just a racebaiting sperg
>Black boy getting MURKED

Learnt from the best :^)

This thread is uncharacteristically good. What happened?

>>74671314
Gennady reminds me of Mads Mikkelson in Hannibal

>>74671362
You think GGG won't destroy Jacobs? You don't even have a clue lol, keep your fat face shut kiddo

http://www.ufc.com/rankings

Who is the highest ranked fighter with the WORST striking?

>>74671373
>Complaining bout race-baiting while race-baiting

>>74671377
julianna pena

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>>74671377

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xUgV-5cog

Anyone want Cody to beat TJ unironically?

>gennady "goat" golovkin is not the superior fighter
>jacobs isn't black

Think i'm gonna go back to filtering the burgs, you guys are the lowest shitstains in existence. Please keep (you)'ing me.

It's a REALLY sad day when the amerifats became worse posters than leafs. Shameful.

>Race-baits and then complains about race-baiting

Wewy kangaroo lad

>>74671334
Trust me he will

>>74671397
Every here. Cody has been heems boy since he punked gooby on TUF.

>>74671397
No, TJ will get revenge for Big Dom and then lose to him once more

>>74671397
i had garbrandt by rd1 ko over almemeda
he's fun to watch, although tj is an exciting fighter and better than most champs lol

>>74671397

TJ is gonna clown on that boy.

>Yoel deserves a title shot!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyy8B7dBpKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etWbCUQ_68w

>mfw Memeweather makes him a wrestler again

*Dowses self with water in between rounds*

>>74671470
Van Heedren got whooped and has been publicy crying non-stop ever since.

>>74671488
Did you watch the video?

>>74671470
Why can't MMA fighters box?

>>74671494
Yes, saw Van Heedren get whooped and publicy cry non-stop ever since.

>>74671496
They're too busy mixed martial arting

>>74671501
well thats odd cuz all I can see is Gooby running around like an injured gazelle,getting tagged all the time

>>74671524
Because you're a faggot. Mayweather is getting slept inside 3 and Van Hedreen was whooped so bad he was left a permanent whining cunt.

>>74671503
There's more money to be made boxing.

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>>74671533
>a wrestler with a counter left

>>74671564
lel

*revs up sperg*

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>i-im gonna k-kill you George and im n-not joking!!!

>>74671397

Still can't believe this fight went down the way it did. buttasspoop earned my respect at least.

>>74671564

Taking predictions for how much time passes before the sperg who always replies to this webm gets here

>>74671397
No, I like TJ. I think Garbrandt is a cunt

https://youtu.be/EYzFJ5R-hPs

Does team mma have a future?

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>>74671397

all real fitefans

https://youtu.be/CuHxxr8qbII
@2:51

>

Whats up guys

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>>74670633
this.

we need an exact day count

Is it just me or has Dana gotten disgustingly fat in the past year?

>>74672221
the sky xD

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>>74672175

>>74672259
he was jacked for a short period

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>>74672259

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>>74672259
this is from Jan 2016

>>74672270
GREAT banter

>>74672175
DC sounds so white

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Is he done?

>>74672290
you think he benched 425 with those tits

>>74672175
hyped desu
this is a great fight

great comain as well
hope it doesn't get USADA'd

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>>74672287
Begging for a peter van der veen blank shooped in there

>>74672318
It would be a great fight if I hadn't seen it already before.

>>74672330
Do you think it'll play out exactly the same?
There's a good chance that Rumble will be able to gameplan his way to victory, it'll be interesting to see if he can

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>>74672326
laughed

Do you think Rizin will pick up Goldie for English commentary?

The idea that he could go out like this leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. Rogan is a snake for staying on without him.

>>74672340

Two ways the fight could go.

Either Rumble gets an early KO like he almost did last time or he gets grinded out and subbed like in most of his losses.

I don't see Rumble winning a decision or by submission. You can quote me on this one.

>>74672357
Rogans a coward for going along with the new owners retardation, he should #resist

>>74672290
what the fuck is wrong with rogans body

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how is she so qt lads

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>>74672379

Why is Japan trying to derail the Gabi-JAF hype train by feeding Jazzy to openweight queen King Reina?

>>74672473
>>>/asp/

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>>74672481
Are you somehow implying that Rizin is less than legitimate? How *dare* you.

Vitor should hop back on the gas and go make money in Rizin.

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>>74672379
too much alpha brain and peyote

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>>74672549

Luke Thomas

Was the seed planted?

who took down rogan watch?

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Where is spergop?

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>>74672670
Red five, standing by.

>>74672672

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74651900/#74657168

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>>74672698

How do we get him back?

>>74672169
Barber here.

Cody has filled his beard line in with henna or eyebrow liner. Look at that chocolatey colour along his cheek. How fucking vain do you have to be to do that.

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>>74670369
>they didn't give Juicy J his rematch against Pukey Pimble

>>74672808
Paddy beat him convincingly, next step is greatness.

>>74672848
next step is getting heemed by Artem

>>74672770
lol, clear as day now that you mention it

>>74672175
>tfw Cain and Luke really caring about DC and cheering for him

I'll never know that feel; I'll always be that lone rejected wolf who'll accomplish nothing ;_;

Mayweather will suffer the same fate as James Toney.

>>74672881
Why do you think they created Dungeons and Dragons m8? So losers could play on a team too

>>74672345
why is this in French

>>74672902
ugly is universally understood

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>>74672711
you don't
but his best bud, SWISOP, is still here

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>>74670400
post the march one plox

>tfw Sage should have been champ by now if he wasn't bad at MMA

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>>74672916
>>74672934

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>>74672939
he has great standup, but he can't live up to his potential because he has garbage TDD
his shitty wrestling also stops him from executing his striking game to its full potential because he constantly has to worry about the threat of the takedown
he's training with Woodley and Ben Askren now, so hopefully his wrestling will start to improve

>>74672942
>hurr le ebig facepalm reaction image
end your life

>>74672958
>he has great standup
>gets dropped into panic wrestling

hahaha no sir

>>74672958
don't be mad at me just because you finally got banned

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>>74672965
i'm not coral springs

>>74672973
You're "someone who isn't spergop." This is the saddest thing I've ever seen on an online forum lol.

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>>74672981
that's not what SWISOP stands for

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>>74672985

I was asking about you because I unironically think you're a valuable poster to /heem/ unlike these dorks.

How long did it take to rename all those webms

>manuwa vs anderson

>get exited thinking its anderson silva

>its some literal who

fucks sake

>>74672985
just keep the filenames the same it's slightly less pathetic

>>74672259
Yes anon, he's gained a considerable amount of weight over the last 6-8 months particularly.

He doesn't look jacked anymore and has been covering up in hoodies at weigh ins, you can also tell he's got a higher body fat % because his face has gotten a lot chubbier (not that it was skinny to begin with)

Anons love to post jacked Dana but he hasn't been in good shape in over a year.

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>>74672934
>Someone
>Who
>Is
>Sperg
>OP

really makes you think

>>74673019
he's just bulking bro

>>74672896
>implying I'm smart enough to play that game

>lorenzo sells ufc
>dana goes from being jacked to looking like a sack of shit
portioned some thoughts

>>74672958
>he has great standup
He hasn't finished a single fighter standing outside of the cans his father arranged for him prior to the UFC.

>>74670786
Best feel

>reminder that if Fronkie, Cub, and Barboza aren't your official boys then your opinion is worthless

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>>74673002
thanks, i appreciate it
i didn't, I decided to start over again and found a few of the ones I like the most from the archives
i think the aussie webm poster style of file naming is objectively better than the heemXXX system i had used in the past

i was also going to try to abandon the "spergOP" identity, but I figured that people would eventually realize who I am because of the way I type, my taste in boys, and the fact that I accompany every one of my posts with a webm

>>74673011
i'm being super serious guys

>>74673021
delete this post

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>>74673064
this desu
having a mcdojo black belt doesn't make you an elite striker
Sage is just a guy who is extremely ripped

>>74673081
>

>>74673080
>having multiple boys in a weight class

Kill yourself my lad.

>Jacare has lost everytime he's fought a top 5 middleweight
Why does he deserve a title shot?

>>74673081
Not him but I used to like your contributions too desu, think plenty did but they couldn't be arsed getting involved in the sperg shit flinging and the whole personalities shit.
Don't know why you deleted all your shit, should have at least uploaded all that somewhere honestly, it was good

>>74673109
Watch your fucking tongue before I heem you kid

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>>74673081

So you actually deleted 300+ webms of heems and subs? Seems like a mighty waste my dude

And just embrace being spergop, you've managed to namefag without being enough of a cunt to actually namefag. so just go with it

agree heemXXX wasn't great, I try to give my webbims a related name also

>>74673128
He bet Vitor when he was #4

>>74673143
>>74673081
>heem ### X v Y
There you go, lads.

>>74673151
And doesn't that just seem super impressive now?

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>>74673151

>Vitor

>>74673184

Why bother numbering them tho

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>>74673130
>>74673143
i regretted not uploading my heem folder to the internet the instant I emptied my recycle bin to be perfectly desu
if I really wanted to, I could search the archives by filename (that's one advantage of the heemXXX system) and redownload them, but it would be a lot of work

and it was 700+ webms, not 300+

>>74673200
So you can look it up chronologically and also have people pick a heem by number.

>>74673203
Dammit man that was stupid of you
Did you really let the shitposters here get to you

>>74673203
reminder that we will never EVER see khabib slam conor's face into the mat and smesh him repeatedly for 10 minutes until he's heemed

nope, instead all we're getting is a third fucking diaz fight. doubt even tony will ever get a shot.

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Future champ coming through.

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HEEM SLEPT HEEM

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>>74673225
the reason I started making OPs in the first place was to get people to stop shitposting, but I ended up rustling the shitposters so much that threads were filled with autists bitching about me

it was late at night/early in the morning when I did it, so I wasn't exactly in the right state of mind

>>74673272
Who wins?

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>tfw had two wisdom teeth pulled out and now look like Schaub in this pic

>>74673284
they guy that got up first

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>>74673255
Enjoy tiramisu instead like your pull out merchant boy

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>>74673299
But they were both knocked out.

>>74673284
obviously whoever gets up first could kill the other guy so he wins

>>74673313
YET AGAIN the rules punish the strategic pulling of guard.

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>>74673287

Is Bisdo Teeth a good fighter

>>74673324
Yes, Bimbo Snob is a good fighting man.

>>74673323
>im pretending bro

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>>74673203

I think most of my webms are yours anyway

Lmao @ spergy rn holy sh!t

Look into my eyes little man

>>74670400
>>74670369
No one cares about the whiny kike hour or the sjw power hour.

>>74673439
What do you see?

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>>74673255
the sooner bisping and conor retire, the better it will be for the sport
i think pretty much everyone is fed up with the UFC making "the fight the fans want to see" despite nobody actually voicing any demand to see it

both woodley-wonderboy fights were shit, but the UFC was calling the first one a "FOTY contender"

>>74673378
if you search by filename on 4plebs and use heem#/sub#, you should be able to find most of my collection, including the ones that have parentheses in the filenames

>>74673287
Lots of teenagers on /heem/, There's only like 2 or 3 of us that are actual adult men.

>>74673453
Except for just tapping, what should Johnson have done here?

>>74673276
>>74673203
No one cares, you fucking loser. Holy shit man. Do something real with your worthless life.

>>74673470
Wow rude.

>>74673468
pray to allah for help

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>>74673470
don't get any ideas, my man, you're just obnoxious

>>74673468
he was trying to grab khabib's hand and stop him from pulling his arm out from beneath him, but khabib wasn't having any of it

Hopefully today will be the day the obese nigger janitor has a heart attack.

Imagine being a fatfuck nigger that's so stupid he works for free.

>>74673509
Youre an overweight mudslime virgin who will never amount to anything.

What does DC stand for?

>>74673539
Dead Child. He let his daughter be driven around by someone under the influence of drugs and alcohol and she was killed in a vehicle collision.

>>74673276
>the reason I started making OPs in the first place was to get people to stop shitposting

lmao dude this is a fucking lie and you damn well know it

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>>74673520
you are an obnoxious dwarf who is hated by those around him both online and in real life

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Good fight.

>>74673554
Fuck off

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>>74673608
It isn't
I specifically started making OPs so that you couldn't make them, because people shitposted more when you did

>>74673614

Is Bigfoot allowed to TRT in EFN?

>>74673626
>It isn't
>I specifically started making OPs so that you couldn't make them, because people shitposted more when you did

dude you have purposely started a thread war when people WEREN'T shitposting about the OP like hundreds of times lol

you absolutely without question did not have a noble reason for doing so, you did it to stir people up and start a thread war every single time.

don't lie on the internet because it makes you feel better about something you've done; accept that we're all shitty humans and move on with knowing that you did it for a shitty reason

>>74673614
return bogpill to russia

>>74673639
yeah I don't think they test

>>74673610
How come youre too stupid to ban evade? Dont know how computers work? Must suck being ugly and dumb.

>>74673610
>who is hated by those around him both online and in real life

I don't think anyone feels strongly enough to justify the word hate, my friend

he's lost and he doesn't know what to do about it and it seems to me like no one really cares. the flipside of that coin, however, is that I can tell you without question that he feels strongly about both you and I lmaoooo

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>>74673645

>It's a spergop and adan argue about threads edition

>>74673656
awesome

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I know that my posts aren't for myself. They're for something greater. It is truly liberating to sacrifice the self to something grander, living in harmony with the universe.

ALL GLORY TO SCHAUB!

>>74673668
>>It's a spergop and adan argue about threads edition
p dope edition if you ask me bud

sorry for never getting around to writing up another limerick for you my man, super super busy no time gotta go

>>74673679

I'll read your post later. Very busy at the moment, with things.

>>74673675
we're all heem, bud

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>>74673675

Is Blogdog Sweb a good fighter?

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/13/14911282/with-michael-bisping-vs-gsp-clash-set-yoel-romero-wants-interim-title-fight-with-anderson-silva

>With Michael Bisping vs. GSP clash set, Yoel Romero wants interim title fight with Anderson Silva

wew, I can actually see this happening

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>To be busy is to have confused priorities - Dr. Brendan P. Schaub

I never feel busy.

>>74673712
He always finds a way to make you think...

Who here thinks only white people should be able to make threads?

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Best trilogy in the UFC?

>>74673712
>>74673730

I d evn hav tim fin typ sent sor got g no ti too bus

>>74673711
fug why does everyone wants to beat old andy?

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>>74673739

Oh for sure my man hunnid percen

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>>74673739
>>74673775

lel wrong image

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>>74673614
pezao bless

>>74673765
Because old Andy wants to cut in line for titleshot and Yoel sees right through that

>>74673803
Same reason that Tony wants Nate, I assume.

Damn Yoel vs Silva has FOTY potential

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>>74672379
It's Matt Serra not Rogan.