>Ciro Immobile >Capable of moving How does this happen?

Because Latins know no rules

>Verrati
>overrati
Pottery

>Daley Blind
>can see just fine
How does this happen?

>Lionel MESSI

He's quite clean and precise

>>74673332
It's metaphorical, to describe his footballing ability.

>Danny Drinkwater does drink water

>George Best

Accurate

>Andy King
>Isn't royalty

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>Paolo Negro
>is actually quite light-skinned
How does this happen?

>>74673371

How you know?

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>>74673406

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>Schweinsteiger

>Jose Mourinho
>isn't a moorian rhino

what is going on

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>Ciro Ferrara
>owner of his team also owns Ferrari

hmmmmm

>>74673405
Literal Anime eyes

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>>74673428

>german """humour""""

>Cristiano ronaldo
>90% of his fanbase is muslim

i'm i doing it right guise

>>74673625
kek

>ronaldinho
>isn't a dinosaur

wtf i hate names now!?!

>Chris Smalling
>6'4"
Nothing justifies this

>>74673428
>german humour

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>Waybe Bridge
>doesn't function as a methaphorical bridge between his lover and his club's captain
Can a man be misnamed in a more profound fashion?

>>74669439
>he doesn't know about ironic surnames

americans everyone

>>74673813
good one

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>Delfina Suarez
>is an anagram for Anfield

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>Kyle Walker
>Is known for running really fast

How do these situations occur?

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>>74673878
>Jordan Larsson
>Is actually Henriks son.

>>74673833

>Doing this to your child

This club never stops making me cringe

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>>74673903
At least he isn't molesting his daughter.

>>74673918

>Only ever saw the other picture where they're eating a meal in a restaurant
>Thought it was just a one off ocassion

Why isn't this being investigated?!!?

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>Stephen Ireland
>Is actually irish
>Refuses to play for Ireland's NT

>>74673918
>"Daddy I am next!"
The man has a plan, can't blame him for it.

>>74674002

>Mfw they both sue him when they grow up

>Jamal Blackman
>oh wait

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>>74673918
The man has no boundaries.

>>74674075
big smacker a.k.a. le the lips slip

>>74673405
this is shopped right?

>>74673918
>>74674075
this condom doesn't slip

>>74674075
That's what happens when you were molested constantly as a child