>Leonardo Massimo is an Italian professional footballer who

should have played for spain desu, who gives a fuck about argentina?

>>74669213
I DON' BELIEEEVE IT

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>Jean Thierry is a strong, tenacious, commanding and physical defender, and known for his aggressive tackling, positioning, leadership and his ability to read the game. He played for AS Cannes from 1998 untill now.

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>Sebastian Sven Steiger began his career at Malmö FF in the late 1990s before being signed by Ajax. He currently plays as a forward for Manchester United.

Bump for potential epic thread

>>74669213

Messi is already an Italian last name

This is a nice thread

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>Alexandre d'Pierre is a retired French footballer who mainly played as a deep-lying forward, although he was capable of playing in several offensive positions.

>>74669213
Would he had won a wc if he actually played for team pizza?

>>74669579
>Messi on a national team with an actual defense
yes

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>>74669213
Cristof Wondolowski is a professional football player who plays for Poland and for some rando team in the Polish league

>>74669589
nice work USA, you really nailed it

for me, it's esteban gerardo

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Karim Mustafa Benzema began his career at Al-Warada and reached prominence winning the AFC Asian Cup in 2007.

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>Dormammu is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character first appeared in Strange Tales #126, and was created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

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>Gerardinho is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Brazilian club Santos and the Brazilian National Team. He is best known for his role in the Slipicanazo where 96 Santos fans committed suicide after Gerardinho slipped and fell during a match gifting Ponte Preta with a goal, and ending Santos' run for the league title.

>>74669663
>Steve Ditko
oh so close

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>N'golo "ooga booga" Kante is a Malian professional footballer who now plays at AS Nancy Lorraine on loan from Chelsea. After signing for Chelsea at the age of 18, he has since had loan spells for 8 different clubs

>>74669665
>not Estiben Geraldo Dos Santos Pereira da Lima "Geraldinho"

>>74669663
kek

messi is already italian u dumb kunt

>>74669213
Fun fact: there as a young player in the argie league which name literally translates to "Goldenmessi"

>>74669589
Kek

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>Tom Miller is an American professional soccer player who plays for Atlanta United FC and the United States national team.

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>Srđan Jindřich is a Serbian-Czech footballer who captains Premier League club Liverpool.

>>74669213
Most of the best argie players of the past and present have Italian origins...

Do Stefano, Maradona, Batistuta, Messi and so on

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>Didier Drogba is a French professional footballer who plays as a striker. He is the all-time top scorer and former captain of the French National Team.

>>74669239
Would've won with Italy as well, their backline and midfield aren't a disgrace like Argentina's

>>74669579
nah

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>Christian Ronald is an American Winger who played for his local team The LA Galaxy, before securing a move to Los Galaticos, Real Salt Lake, and winning the MLS Bowl.

He is a extremely patriotic man and voted for Hillary Clinton in the recent presidental elections, he is also a huge hero for the LGBTQILMNOP community for some unknown reason to him.

>>74671279
argentinas backline/midfield isnt a disgrace at all. its just another retarded excuse to bail out messi.

>>74669213
>Messi is already an italian surname

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>Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, Jr., Ph.D., better known as Sideshow Bob, is a recurring character in the animated television series The Simpsons.

>He is voiced by Kelsey Grammer and first appeared briefly in the episode "The Telltale Head".

>>74671242
came here for one of these

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Mesut Ozil is a turkish professional player

>>74671766
Mesut Ozil is also the title of a 1897 science fiction novel by H. G. Wells.

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>Gerrard Pike is an anglo professional foorballer that plays in Manchester United and the English national team, he hates Germany with a passion.

Kek this thread has potential

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>Coco Michael is a scottish player that made most of his prolific career as a defensive midfielder for premier league giants Blackburn Rovers.

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>Jim Rodney is a Welsh professional footballer that plays for Swansea FC

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Romelu Lukaku is an African man from the Gambia. His friends were stolen from Africa, brought to America. He was too quick tho. He plays for The Gambian NT and for FC Banjul because he is president Jammeh's favourite player and is not allowed to play abroad.

>>74669800
>messi is already italian u dumb kunt
Wrong... "Much great great great grandparents were Italian"

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Calendre Lafferti is a Sicilian CB who went through Palermo's youth system and was promoted to the main squad but quickly flamed out because he made to many errors and caused too many fights. He now is a perrenial MLS All Star. His current squad is Real Salt Lake.

>>74669663
K E K

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> Marcus Red is an English professional footballer who plays for Manchester United and the English national team as a defender.

>>74670844
Ronaldo is pure portugese

>>74669718
Fuck off

>>74670331
Believable, actually

>>74670331
>implying Thomas Muller isn't a normal American name anyway

>>74669665

>not Gerard dos Pele da Santos Silva da Slipinho

>>74669851
Messidoro is shit though

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> Christopher B. Benton is an american professional basketball player for Boston Celtics

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>>74669589
Bau Daigh is a professional Blackjack Dealer on his reservation's casino

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Michele Bardolino is an Italian defensive midfielder who plays for AS Roma. He has 8 caps for the Italian national team, all in friendlies.

He has yet to score for the azzuri.

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Manuel Neuro is a Brazilian goalkeeper currently playing for Bundesliga side Schalke 04.

Of German heritage, Neuro's grandfather immigrated to southern Brazil sometime in the mid to late 1940s.

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>Michael Omari is a Belgian striker who currently plays for Everton. He has also played from Anderlecht, Chelsea and West Brom.

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Chris Pullman is a Croatian winger for Borussia Dortmund.

Though eligible to represent the USA through his American grandfather, Pullman had no interest in turning out for the Stars and Stripes because, despite his Anglo-sound name, he speaks no English and has never even visited the United States.

>>74669489

Argentina is a country founded by italians.

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Alex Sanders and Arthur Vidmare are two-thirds of the attacking trinity that lead the line for the Republic of Texas national team.

Along with Clint Dempsey, they recently led the Lone Stars to back-to-back Copa America titles.

>>74671840
KEK

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>Robert Kennedy is an american footballer who plays for Chelsea. He has represented the United States men's national under-20 soccer team but he missed the 2015 world cup due to an injury.

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>Nermal Evangelista da Silva dos Santos Conciencao Leite Nazario Aveiro de Assis Ferreira de Moraes, also known as "Nerman the Merman" after he popularized his now trademark diving move, is the result of a century long genetic experiment carried out by Dr. Alberto Barbosa at the University of Lisbon[1], where portuguese genes where mixed with chimpanzee genes in search of the next great footballer. He currently plays as a holding midfielder for Millwall FC of the English League One, having just signed a record new contract of 119 million bananas, the highest ever paid for a human-monkey hybrid.[2]

>Arrie Robbeh is an English professional footballer who plays for English club Leicester and is the captain of the Irish national team. Robbeh has appeared at the 2004, 2008 and 2012 UEFA European Championships, and the 2006, 2010 and 2014 FIFA World Cups, where he didn't dive, it was a clear foul you mexican scum. He is a forward who usually plays as an inside cut winger.

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>>74674018
Kek

>>74671419
>argentinas backline/midfield isnt a disgrace at all

I mean, I also hate Messi, but come on