/nfl/ general

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Go jest

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This nigga is getting mad pussy and flashing bitches all over the place and you're basically stupid and a mouth breathing virgin.

Click here to find out how.

>that pic

I kekd. Then realized that for someone who doesn't listen to rap, i know way too many rap songs

>>74667619
Is that The Weeknd?

Team that will improve the most:

Team that was fall the most:

>>74667635
No, its 22 Savage

>>74667585
Haloti Ngata, Tahir Whitehead, and Glover Quin (he's actually good)

>>74667636
Patriots

Bills

>>74667632
pre-merger championships mean literally nothing.
>>74667642
weren't the two of them going to fight?

WASTED EFFORT:
Post incredible plays by teams that lost the game anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxbz3DDQzHU

>>74667648
Everything after 1957 is irrelevant desu

>>74667650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKOLqM-LnA0

it still hurts.

>>74667675
>watching that play live
>thinking to myself: "it's happening again"

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Greetings from /aceg/, have a Flanker

>>74667650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a65rB8hbZfU

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>>74667650

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>>74667636
>Before the draft
Lots of teams have lots of holes they can fill in the draft

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>>74667650

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>>74667675
>tfw other team had a meme catch but Pats won anyway
>tfw Pats had themselves a meme catch

>>74667715
beat me to it :<

>>74667693
Amidst the blue skies, a link from past to future. The sheltering wings of the protector..."

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>>74667730
I'll fill your hole in the draft m8

>>74667650
The entire Saints / Raiders game from last season

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>>74667650
>be me
>be this weekend
>go out with nurse for happy hour
>get buzzed
>come back to my place for rooftop wine
>fuck like rabbits
>she blows me too
>nut in her mouth
>sleep
>nurse1 drives home
>next day
>saturday parade downtown
>meet up with a xray tech girl
>her two kids are with their dad
>have drinks and dinner with girl
>comes back to my place
>wine and nextflix
>she blows me on the couch
>nut in her mouth
>she leaves to pick up her kids
>sleep
>lazy sunday
>chill on couch and play vidya, watch some AVGN, eat, do nothing producting
>get call from a different nurse
>shes bored, wants to chill
>comes over
>watch bad horror movies
>she blows me
>nut in her mouth
>nurse2 leaves because she has shit to do
>sleep

Monday's aren't too bad when three different girls swallow your seed three nights in a row.

Official Worst Fans on /nfl/
1-pats
2-seahawks
3-ravens
4-cowboys
5-vikings

Official Worst Fans outside /sp/
1-pats
2-seahawks
3-eagles
4-cowboys
5-raiders/49ers

>>74667762
We both know you want it the other way senpai

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>>74667766

> and then i came straight to /sp/ to post about it!

Elliot should be jailed and taken out of the league for raping that woman

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tfw NOBODY wants Colin Kaepernick the American traitorous, very dumb BlackLiesMatter SJW idiot. And he will be lucky if the CFL takes him. No team wants this loser egotistical idiot anymore to be a cancer distraction. Because thats all he has left: Not leadership, talent, or football. He is the Shaun King of the NFL: A white guy, fake pretending he is even close to real MLK based on brainwashing SJW media modern lies. No team wants him even as a backup!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Go stand for the Canadian National Anthem in the CFL Colin.

Looks like he is JUST done. No teams are biting even for backup!

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>>74667766
>bragging about getting with 2/10's

>>74667770
>patriots fans are bad meme
>Steelers not listed over ravens

>>74667779
Depends c;

>>74667797
Don't make me say it again leaf

>>74667810
steelers fans don't post in /nfl/

>>74667817
They're worse

Only intolerable ratbird is oldbay

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>"They sent his mother Jets merchandise, the brought him out to dinner last night and had cupcakes given to him on his birthday. They had 'Happy Birthday Dont'a Hightower' on all the screens inside the Jets training facility,"

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>>74667834
KEKED

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>>74667834

> literally call center office party tier

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>>74667834
That's nice, I don't even get cake on my birthdays

>>74667833
not worse on /sp/ since they dont post you pats fans though are clearly the worst and ogay enough pollutes ravens fans and the aussie doesn't help either. steelers fans are worse than ravens fans irl but they aren't as bad as the other 6 i listed

>>74667806
>thinking they're 2/10s

nurses and xray techs are stupid hot chicks.

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Remember in 1996 when the Cuckbois thought they were destined to win their fourth championship of the decade only to get rekt by an expansion team?

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>Matt Zenitz @mzenitz
>Ryan Anderson was in Philadelphia today for a pre-draft visit with the Eagles, per a source

mmmm

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>>74667876
Give one reason why Pats fans in /nfl/ are bad

We enrich threads with good discussion

>>74667886
Why do you need to lie on an anonymous imageboard senpai
Nobody here would believe you even if you did sleep with 3 9/10's over the weekend
So don't bother telling us about how you're fantasy of the people you clean up after

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>>74667874
It's not a cake, but I'll give you a Boston cream pie

>>74667902
>Jaguars were elite for 3 seasons

What went wrong

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>>74667919
you in boston? we're about to get dumped on by old man winter

>>74667904
interesting

I'm just hype for Foles being back. I know he is the backup but damn he was fun to watch when he was the starter. If Wentz goes down the game will still be watchable

Any chance the Eagles somehow free up enough space for AP?

>>74667919
Back off slut

>>74667834
sounds like a nice gesture tbqh senpai

>>74667904
Ross visited too

>>74667886
I've been in and out of the hospital all my life and this is flat untrue, most of them are 3/10 or worse. physical therapists and dental hygienists are where it's at breh

and it isn't like I lived in Arkansas, this was West Palm Beach motherfucker

>>74667886
Nurses are the ugliest women in the universe

>>74667961
same

>ugly pignose nurse or cute out of college guy

Everytime.

>>74667961
The ones where I live are all Indian, ugly short mexican women, or ugly white girls

>>74667932
No but I'm still in the northeast. We've been getting shit on for a while. It was like last week when tons of people lost power from high wind and only just got it back today.

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>>74667941
we're strapped as fuck for cash as it is desu. also AP is the wrong direction to go for a team that wants to get younger. better off looking for an RB in the draft.
>>74667958
desu i would love if hightower went to the jets, just to hear patriots fans shit on him like he wasn't an integral part of the defense
>>74667960
ooh

>>74667912
>We enrich threads with good discussion
see
>>74667972
>>74667942
patriots are the worst fans in the nfl generals hands down

>>74667991
>just to hear patriots fans shit on him

Same desu. Sick of hearing muh next man up from Belidrones.

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>>74667991

>>74667991
What about Crowell? The Browns could use more draft picks :^)

>>74667991
whatever we do the narrative is the pats will be making the right move and we'll be fucking up

>Pats keep hightower, cornerstone of their defense, how wise of them to let him test the market, stupid jets should have signed him.

>ha! Jest overpaid for hightower, he was overrated anyways. Pats just know when to move on.

>>74667886
they can be. I've seen some absolutely smashing floor and scrub nurses

most of them are plain hambeasts though

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Can't believe this is /MyGuy/

>team does fuck all again
>muh draft picks
>will probably get into the playoffs but still

Anybody else in this boat?

>>74667650
*posts Barry Sanders' career*

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1. Cleveland Browns: Myles Garrett, DE
2. San Francisco 49ers: Deshaun Watson, QB
3. Chicago Bears: Mitchell Trubinsky, QB
4. Jacksonville Jaguars: Jonathan Allen, DT
5. Tennessee Titans: Mike Williams, WR - Clemson
6. New York Jets: Marshon Lattimore, CB - Ohio State
7. Los Angeles Chargers: Jamal Adams, S - LSU
8. Carolina Panthers: Vidauntae "Taco" Charlton, DE - Michigan
9. Cincinnati Bengals: Reuben Foster, LB - Alabama
10. Buffalo Bills: Quincy Wilson, CB - Florida
11. New Orleans Saints: Marlon Humphrey, CB - Alabama
12. Cleveland Browns (from PHI): Malik Hooker, S - Ohio State
13. Arizona Cardinals: O.J. Howard, TE - Alabama
14. Philadelphia Eagles (from MIN): Leonard Fournette, RB - LSU
15. Indianapolis Colts: Dalvin Cook, RB - Florida State
16. Baltimore Ravens: Dereck Barnett, 3-4OLB, Tennessee
17. Washington Redskins: Zach Cunningham, LB - Vanderbilt
18. Tennessee Titans: Malik McDowell, 3-4DE - Michigan State * I wanna give them Corey Davis / John Ross for keks and giggles
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Cam Robinson, OT - Alabama
20. Denver Broncos: Ryan Ramczyk, OT - Wisconsin
21. Detroit Lions: Gareon Conely. CB - Ohio State
22. Miami Dolphins: Jarrad Davis, LB - Florida
23. New York Giants: David Njoku, TE - Miami
24. Las Vegas Raiders: Christian McCaffrey, RB - Stanford
25. Houston Texans: Patrick Mahomes II, QB - Texas Tech
26. Seattle Seahawks: Forrest Lamp, OT - Western Kentucky
27. Kansas City Chiefs: DeShone Kizer, QB - Notre Dame *i honestly dont fucking know given possible choices. Or pretend it is corey davis/john ross, doesn’t change the rest of the picks idk what they need, reaching too far for next ilb maybe Ross if it can get smeth to throw farther than 2 yards
28. Dallas Cowboys: Carl Lawson, DE - Auburn
29. Green Bay Packers: Jalen “Teez” Tabor, CB - Florida
30. Pittsburgh Steelers: Takkarist Mckinley, 3-4OLB - UCLA
31. Atlanta Falcons: Jabrill Peppers, S - Michigan
32. New Orleans Saints (from NE): Solomon Thomas, DE - Stanford

>>74668026
But I'm not a real patriots fan, I'm a bills fan meant to degrade them.

>>74668045
>Ha! Jets overpaid for hightower to spite us

ftfy, reminder what happened with revis and Hightower has an injury history.

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resign Hightower
trade Butler (when is the last time a Pats player bitched about his contract and didn't end with him shipped to football hell?)
sign Burkhead


>>74668045
Do you think they gave Revis cupcakes too? or maybe they broke the bank and did a Revis Island cake?

>>74668056
>horse teeth
>giraffe neck
>dumbo ears
>crow's feet
fucking gross

Is Ezekiel Elliott /our guy/?

>>74667770
Shittsburgh Squeeler located

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>>74668045
>Recognizes this but does it to the eagles every time
What did Krabs and eagles haters.mean by this?

>>74668080
>Solomon Thomas lasting that long

Uh...

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>>74668042
they could, considering they're going to trade a king's ransom for the italian stallion :^y
>>74668045
of course, because the media is convinced that belichick is completely infallible. i like the cupcake thing btw, it's cute

>>74668110
List me a team picking earlier that needs his services without having a more pressing need elsewhere

>>74668136
>drafting for need

Yeah... about that.

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>>74668057
Probably not, but just for shits and giggles:

>Toxins
>Open FA by trading Osweiler to Browns
>I'm kinda surprised
>Done fuck-all since (re-signed TE Ryan Griffin, but that's nothing major)
>Might grab Romo
>Even if they do, Romo will inevitably hurt himself again
>Tom "Randy" Savage steps in, but just can't get the job done
>Forever 9-7 with a good, but wasted, defense
>mfw

>>74668136
>drafting for need
baka senpai

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>Crowell 2nd in the league with 3.2 yards after contact per att in 2016
>Duke Johnson paired with Crow
>running behind this improved O-line
>Gregg Williams as defensive coordinator
>Danny Shelton 5th in stops by a NT since 2013
>Myles Garrett about to be the #1 pick and the depth of the defensive talent in this draft on top of that
>Corey Coleman primed for a breakout season
>implying this team won't go at least 6-10 or better

We on the come up, bitches.

Just wait on it.

>>74668153
What's it going to be, 3 wins this season?

>>74668153

> We on the come up, bitches

t. whitest guy in cuyahoga county, somehow

>>74668153
Give us the #1 pick for Jimmy

What do you have to lose at this stage?

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>Troy Renck @TroyRenck
>#Broncos @kayvonwebster tells @DenverChannel he has visits planned with #Eagles and #Dolphins.

howieeeeeee

>>74668097
No, just a part of the problem of toxic masculinity

>>74668080
>Jacksonville Jaguars: Jonathan Allen, DT
What's up with people mocking Allen this high still? He had a mediocre Combine and passed on an opportunity to improve his numbers at his workout, so his stock arrow is pointing down and there are rumblings of a draft day tumble. Throw in the fact that he is an average-sized, marginally athletic DE/DT 'tweener with multiple shoulder injuries and I don't see him being drafted in the top 10.

Also no way Fournette drops to 14. Literally no chance whatsoever. Dude's not making it past Carolina at 8 I guarantee it, in fact I could see somebody like the Browns jumping them at 7 for him.

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>>74668153
i want the browns to do well
im tired of them being a joke
i like what Hue and sashi are doing though
any time i do the draft game i either pick the packers or the browns

>>74668146
>>74668141
The only transcendent DE in this draft that would be worth doubling up a sure position are Lawson and Garret
Maybe some corners too but most teams don't even have 1 good corner let alone 2

>your team
>your draftfu
>record prediction
>last song listened to

Pats
Lamp
13-3
https://wwe.youtube.com/watch?v=gIU0CDURjC8

>>74668219
lawson isn't better than thomas wtf. are you sure you watch college football?

>>74668153
>Trade Crowell, three 2nd round picks to NE for Garoppolo, a QB with only 3 games before getting hurt, on a team that literally anyone could start QB at and be good
>Already got rid of Pryor, their only savior for WR
>Browns being Browns have no offense whatsoever, their TEs cant block and their o-line is so garbage they played 7 different QBs last season
>end up starting Osweiler for some reason because every other team realizes how shit he is, and they say fuck it while they draft another QB (most likely Watson) who is forced into a game after the other QBs hurt themselves

Lets be realistic here dude

>>74668217
need a qb somewhere in there

>>74668219
>>74668136
depends where the more pressing needs are at this year brugh
also lawson is not going before thomas

>>74668223
Pats
>insert Rutgers alumni here
15-1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhLcB2yjhgU

>>74668236
Pryor had a shit second half to the season and Osweiler is getting cut once the Browns fail to find a trading partner bruh. If they don't draft a QB they'll probably just roll with Kessler.

>>74668223
pats
>rutgers
14-2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtzIWPeun7c

>>74668251
if trubisky isnt there at 12 its not worth it
just keep loading up at other positions and maybe you can swing a trade later on
or go with sam darnold or rosen next year in the draft

>>74668104
I don't like eagle fans. You'd be surprised how many of them are in NJ. I'm openly bias against certain teams and don't mind admitting it.

That said eagles have done some good things and not so good things

flipping bradford for a 1st was great, and I like getting alshon on a 1 year deal but I don't think the eagles have built a good roster especially for the amount of cap they have used up.

I'm not sold on Wentz one way or the other and he's obviously the key to where the eagles will be contending or setting themselves back another 5 years.

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>>74668293
>I rate Josh Rosen

>>74668266
>1000 receiving yds while also somehow playing a game as a QB in and out with Kessler
That honestly ain't that bad dude

>>74668178
Where the fuck does the rosejew expect to find money for this

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>>74668266
>more kessler

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>>74668045

>tfw the Patriots go 19-0 EVEN IF they lose Hightower to some insane loser team throwing the bank at him to convince him to leave where he is most happy and career sucessfull . And if some other insane team suicides and gives Pats their #1 pick and the bank for Butler since he is restricted FA, or he listens to his tard agent.

19-0 stll motherbitches!

>>74668228
Do you?
Seems to me like you only look at a stats sheet
My nigga Lawson a goon

>>74668308
well personally i dont think hes good but hes going to be talked about as possibly the #1 overall forsure
hes been the anointed one since he was in like 8th grade

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>The Saints had three suitors for receiver Brandin Cooks: the Eagles, Titans, and Patriots. New England, obviously, got the deal done. On Monday, Titans G.M. Jon Robinson disclosed not what he offered but what he didn’t. Appearing on 104.5 The Zone in Nashville, Robinson said he did not offer the 18th overall pick in the first round for Cooks.

>Per a source with knowledge of the situation, Robinson did offer a flip-flop of the No. 5 pick (held by the Titans) and the No. 11 pick (held by the Saints) in round one and a third-round pick. The Saints opted to take the New England offer instead.

>>74668174
Myles Garrett.

We. Are. Not. Fucking. This. Up.

>>74668309
Most of Pryor's production came early on though and he vanished later on in the season. Kenny Britt is a good enough replacement, he's still only 28.

>>74668309
Hes not a #1 receiver but you're right, anyone shitting on him is a moron

>>74668339
Imagine the Eagles offense if they got Alshon AND Cooks.

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>>74667650

>>74668339
seriously the titans just need some passing weapons and they'd be set to own that shitty division.

Bears trade bust Kyle Fuller to Philadelphia for a late 4th round pick

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>>74668266
>if they don't draft a QB they'll probably just roll with Kessler

for the record here, I am totally okay with this. I love Cody Kessler and would love to see him have a good season.

>>74668372
Even without them the Titans are still in play to win the division, Colts are still fielding the least talented defense in football and the Texans are a mess on offense

>>74668339
imo the saints did better to take the pats deal
the more picks you have in this draft the better because this draft is loaded on defense and the saints need as much of it as they can get

>>74668364
would have been cooks or jeffery 2bh. we wouldn't be able to pay them both.
>>74668372
i just don't get why they didn't take that offer. drafting at #11 is incomparable to drafting top 5 overall. seems like the NE-NO friendship made them take a shittier deal.

also:

>Vic Tafur@VicTafur

>Breaking: Cordarrelle Patterson has returned to #Raiders facility and they’re closing in on a deal, according to sources.

>>74667770
Packers not on either list

Shit/10

>>74668411
the ghost of al davis is pleased

>>74668387
>people on the kessler hype train
well its nice to be right about him
ill admit i was wrong about hogan but i was more impressed by kessler than hogan and had higher hopes for kessler

Anybody got the pic of Brady starting to get up with Alford trotting to the end zone?

>>74668415
i think the packers probably slide in at #6 on both lists

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How did they get away with this?

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>>74668045
the Jets have more pressing concerns than stacking up the D-line. their secondary resembles swiss cheese and their offense is a dumpster fire. 30 year old Eric Decker off of IR is the #1 WR. the QB is Petty, Hackenberg or whatever journeyman castaway they sign.

Hightower is great but blowing $10+ million on him to spite the Pats when they have a plethora other problems is just stupid.

>>74668453
>>>>>>>>>>>>blount

>>74668364
Ya that would have been a fun way to lose the division again

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>>74668438

Is this, with context, one the greatest photos in the history of sport?

>>74668411
>Vikes losing C-Patt
goddamnit Rick he wanted to stay, you could've at least extended him an offer

>>74668464
Hightower is a MLB you casual POS.

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>Patriots getting more stacked
>Giants now have a great defense and easily the best wr group
>Eagles finally have a receiver to help Wentz
>even the redskins got Terrelle Pryor

ITS NOT FAIR

TOM BRADY RETIRE

ELI GO TO HELL

DELETE THE SALARY CAP MEME

STOP SIGNING WITH THE EAGLES

>>74668467
"POTENTIAL"

>>74668357
Britt is nowhere as explosive as pryor

>>74668464
hes a linebacker you moron

>hurr you are shit at x position so don't try to fix y position

literally liberal tier logic, if you haven't noticed there aren't exactly aaron rodgers on the street waiting to be signed.

Who starts QB for the Browns week 1?

Place your bets!

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>>74668491
Hes not a uh

Um

Receiver, was what I meant.

>>74668504
He's also not quite as boom-or-bust. Consistency is better.

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>>74668314
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

>Rams are giving former Broncos' CB Kayvon Webster a 2-year deal, per source. Rams have eyed him for a while.

>>74668301
>I can't stay objective because certain fans of certain teams annoy me
I can't wait for the Jets to eventually die off from long periods of no success whole the eagles can go ringless for hundreds of years and will never rename or relocate

>>74668174
The number one pick

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>>74668474

Its ok, but IMHO this one is more powerful my nigga. Since its when he GOATed himself by finding inner strength.

1. Ezekiel Elliot was drunk, it doesn't even count
2. It was a party
3. It was an Irish party
4. The girl flashed her tits anyway a few seconds later
5. She was smiling and she liked it

If the NFL punishes Zeke I'm officially done with this rigged ass league, they will stop at nothing to hurt America's team

>>74668301
isn't South Jersey like Philly lite

>>74668545
Didn't Brady say before he isn't really religious? Why does God allow him success and miracles?

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>>74668036

>It's a "I'm blowing out the AI in NFL Blitz but then the game's rubberbanding kicks in and my receivers drop three perfectly-thrown balls and they land in the hands of the defense who suddenly become impossible to tackle" episode

>>74668518
Kessler

>>74668223
>Browns
Trubisky
5-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZozF-2CP1g

>>74668553
Was born in south Jersey, can confirm

>>74668553
south jersey is like philly if you removed everything of value

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How does it feel to know we gonna be droppin 40 every week? Aaron Rodgers throwing 50 TDs this season. Also, fuck the Cowboys. They won't win shit for one reason. Nigger Quarterback.

>>74668600
>packers fans
lol

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>>74668564

He is a true American Patriot and KEK blesses him.

>>74668599
more like Philly with much fewer nignogs and Paterno apologists

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>>74668611

Atleast our QB isn't a half nigger piece of shit.

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>>74668615
>leafcucks wish they were AmeriGOATs

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>>74668536

>>74668631
Beats having a QB that chooses to be an ass pounding homosexual

>>74668636

HOLY SHIT A TEAM IN NEW YORK MAKES A LOT OF MONEY???

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>>74668636
How the fuck are the Texans and Rams in the top 10?

>>74668636
is there a Woody Johnson V?

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>150+ posts in 90 minutes in an offseason nfl thread

Is /sp/ getting revived or something? Thats good compared to the last couple years

>>74668661
Dunno if you're new to America but Houston and Los Angeles are large cities breh

>>74668564
>God influenced a sports game

fuck off with this. It would interfere with free will

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>>74668661
>why do teams in the two biggest states make a lot of money

>>74668654

Olivia Munn

>>74668657
yes, which is why NY can support 2 teams better than philly can support one.

>>74668668
>girl gets progressively less cute each year
This image triggers me

>>74667902

Yes, I remember when the 30 other hapless owners in the NFL got together and determined that lazy communism, errr Parity, is better for the league or else San Francisco and Dallas would win the next 30 SB's.

And such, a hard salary cap was set.

>>74668546
What

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>>74668672
I get that but with two consistently garbage teams it just kind of takes me by surprise. Although I guess the same could be said about the Bears so I'll just shut up

>>74668680
>I fell for the beard meme
baka

>>74668600
Have fun choking in january

>>74668676
Football is a Christian sport, nonbelievers please go

>>74668661
>why are the teams with brand new stadiums in the largest coties in america worth a lot
The world is a mystery

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>>74668690
better change that jersey number boi

>>74668690
Winning has absolutely nothing to do with value. Thats why teams like the rams are perrinial trash. Their owners could not care less and leave the incompetent front office free to run wild

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>>74668712
frig off Randy

>>74668707
>>74668676
>>74668564
>stevie johnson blamed god for dropping that game winning TD
i miss when the nfl was fun....

>>74668411
I like this move. Think about the QBs he has had throwing him the ball.

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OAKLAND RAIDERS @RAIDERS

We have signed wide receiver @ceeflashpee84.

>>74668715
whatever the fuck those are are cancerous.....

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>>74668721
>forte
lmao

>>74667856

>God bless America

All my senpai are American citizen liberal brainwashed fags. Im latino, Canadian. We have a Marxist feminist liberal Is3lamic loving Cuck in our PM Trudeau. But I thank the baby Jesus that President Trump won in USA. To keep our faggot in check. And you burgers are lucky Hillary did not win or u might as well accept the Mexican or ISIS flag instead of the American flag. You would be on your way to Germany or Sweden tier Marxism globalism open borders insanity.

So I thank Emperor Trump everyday in my Christian prayers. And so should all of you that are not brainwashed Marxist(modern liberals).

>>74668707
then why did Tebow fail?

>>74668721
Damn right its Randy

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>>74668722
>tfw my uncle was a Bills fan and died days before that game

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>>74668743
he was blacklisted from the league

>>74668743
>millionaire
>famous
>SEC analyst/baseball pro
>gorgeous
>2 time national champ

>fail

KEK

>>74668737
Stop kissing ass and get some fucking dignity goddamn leaf

>>74668743
Terrible mechanics lead to wildly inconsistent throws. He could basically only play out of the shotgun and teams that knew how to plan against him fucking annihilated him.

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>>74668737
>Im latino, Canadian.

I don't think I've ever hated someone so much whom I've never met in my entire life.

>>74668784
If he hadn't had such a big ego he could have made it in the league as a TE or a FB. Sad!

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>>74668770

>>74668153
I'm with you Cyclops

>>74668801

You sound like a Falcons or Jets fan my nigga.

>>74668668
Her smile and optimism: gone

>>74668835
why would a falcons fan hate the patriots?

>>74668803
This is a myth. Tebow didn't have the size or speed to make it as a tight end. Not big enough to block, not fast enough to get separation against linebackers or tight ends. He was smart not to convert because he knew QB was his best shot at an NFL career.

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so fellow viking bros, do we want Eddie Lacy, or who are we looking at for RB?

>>74668869
Considering the depth at RB in this year's draft class, picking one is our best bet. I'd like one more versatile than Peterson was desu.

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Christian McCaffrey?

>>74668236
>their o-line is so garbage
It's like you went into hibernation before free agency and only woke up now.

>>74668893
damn, its true what they say, everything IS bigger in texas

>>74668888
checked

Broncos fan here.
Who here hyped for next season?
Hopefully Elway goes out and gets JPP

>>74668913
JPP isn't a free agent

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>>74667834
What a disaster,bro

>>74668913
He got tagged by the giants ya goon

>>74668917
He get franchised?
Thought he was. Lol

>>74668888

I can't believe he only benched 225 lbs 10 times, thats horrible, especially for an NFL runningback

>>74668893
Her vagina looks swollen weirdly

>>74668913
Well, then there goes the season. Any good de/olb left in free agency then?

>>74668893
why do you have trap pics saved to your hard drive bruh

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>>74668940

>>74668893
Dayum I hope her boycherry ain't popped

>>74668927
Haven't there been successful CBs who've not even managed that? Though I can see it being bad for a running back.

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>>74668487
Hey baby, how's it going? Keeping !Y home away from clean I hope.

>>74668940
Connor Barwin

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>>74668955
That tackle Barwin beat is garbage. I would know, I'm a Vikings fan.

>>74668927
what did sproles bench

>>74668545
ITS ABOUT HONOR
ITS ABOUT RESPECT
YOU WIN THIS GAME, YOUR TEAM IS HONORED, YOUR KIDS ARE HONORED, YOUR FAMILY IS HONORED
YOU'RE HONORED

Doesn't have the same gravity as 49.

Just learnt Packers have Bennett now
Will they be the Falcons of this season?

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>>74668835
Raidnigger actually. I just really hate tourists from Ontario GO BACK TO YOUR MISERABLE GREY WASTES YOU FUCKING LEAF SHITS AND STOP DRIVING SO FUCKING SLOWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEE

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>>74668982
top lel

>>74668989
Holy shit he benched 225 lbs 23 times, strong manlet

>>74668893
Tight bussy

>>74668994
Falcons had a sub-elite corner and good coach

Puckers do not

>>74669008
Yes?

>>74668927

Did you see the combine? He looked like an actual machine. Moved the best in the drills. And all agree he has the best natural hands and caught the best.

You are using nig nog logic, or baiting.

>>74667737
Julio's catch was pretty memeworthy. It'll go as forgotten as Kearse's but it was pretty fucking ridiculous.

>>74668955
>>74668940

This.
Without D-Ware, the Broncos are gonna get Von Miller double teamed in match ups, which is why he had so much trouble getting a sack late in the season.

>>74668927
I can outbench an nfl running back. Feels good desu

>>74667834
>this bad English
>it's actually word by word an article from ESPN

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>>74668996
stop bullying me pls

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>>74669017
Hello maya

>>74669024
Ya. Why should strength be important for someone who will be running into contact

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>>74669024
too bad you're not picking at #14 huh?

>>74669032
I have a better 40-time than Jerry Rice but then again his 40-time was considered slow for a WR

>>74669017
hello mayo

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>>74669059
>I run better than a 4.71 yet am on an anime imageboard

>>74668955
I met Connor Barwin's dad the night after the Eagles blew it against the Redskins to keep themselves out of the playoffs in 2015. It was magical.

>>74668804
>pucca shells

what an absolute faggot

>>74669031
don't they still have Shane Ray

>>74669075
That is a candy necklace my dude

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Are those Jon Memen's QB Camp episodes already airing?

>>74668684
wrong, picture 3 is the cutest

Would you rather be 6'3 and black or 5'8 and white?

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>>74669073
>eagles haven't beaten the redskins since september 21, 2014

>>74668684
>>74669106
She's pretty cute even as an anarchist commie

>>74669068
I'm also like 5'1 and 130 pounds so it's not that big of a deal. also I'm now 31 years old so I'm probably slower now than I was when I ran the 40.

>>74669068
I used to be able to run a 4.56, but I messed my knee up really bad in a really unfortunate accident a few years ago. Compound fractured my kneecap and I broke my femur in four places. My leg swole to the size of a basketball and was at least a foot shorter than the other one. They had to cut my pants off of me when they got me to the emergency room because there was no way my leg could fit through the other end of the pant leg. :/

>>74669122
Whats it feel like to break a bone?

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>>74669117
>5'1

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>>74669117
>I'm also like 5'1 and 130 pounds

>>74668743
>implying the broncos weren't 1-4 without him
>implying he didn't win a division title
>implying he didn't win a playoff game
>implying he isn't a 2 time national champion
"""""Fail"""""

>>74669153
Had tebow transitioned to tight end he could've gone to the raiders to praise jesus and catch touchdowns with Carr.

As a Texan that has been attending high school football games since I was a child and having football scouting as my hobby I can tell when a player has "IT" and this Carson Wentz kid just doesn't have IT, Dak does though.

give me a rundown the Teez

>>74669040
>>74669062
Salut

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>>74669223
helloooo

>>74669223
kys like your daddy did

>>74669112

White.

Statistically speaking you would probably have a higher IQ. Thats just a fact. Liberal media pretends well known conclusive genetics differences dont exist. But then they call sex a social construct. There are exemptions obviously, but if u were going to roll, its better statiscally. If u think intelligence is important. Of course, u could roll the worst statistically: Arab. Worst world IQs. Since they have the most cousing marriages/fucking for generations forever.

Reality is not racist. And there are statistical exemptions of course. Many white retards as well. But, if you were to roll, roll knowing DNA rules.

>>74669226
Eagles are _______
>>74669227
What's your address

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>>74669223
I want you back

>>74669246
I never left you

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>>74669240
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20006

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>>74669240
cute!

>>74669256
Tell about your adventures

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>>74669068
Not him but I ran a 4.5 as a linebacker and went to a terrible DIII school and still post here. Wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of former athletes post here.

>>74669260
Coming
>>74669264
Eagles are niggers
>>74669269
I went to Alaska and clubbed some seals
Sneaky bastards

>>74669047
Because there's more to breaking tackles than pure pectoral strength, it literally requires dozens of muscles

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>>74669275
but the eagles are the 2nd whitest team in the league?

>>74669275
;_; why hurt the seals

>>74668453
Where's Malcolm "Hit and Run" Floyd?

>>74669294
It's their """"culture""""

Why would fans of a team be so eager to flip a backup QB for picks if they truly believed he was the real deal? Smells fishy to me

>>74669209

>IT

Trevor Sieman might have it if he develops???

Somebody that I know also have it are Carr and Jimmy G.

>>74669294
So they stop writing books that give away state fucking secrets

>>74669301
it's Michael Floyd, bro.

>>74669306
We're not, but if you WERE offered bradys heir for worthless draft picks you better hand it over and be thankful.

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>>74669024

>>74669330
Well if he's not the real deal, why would anyone give valuable picks for him?

>>74669344
Because he is the real deal?

>>74669348
Well then why give him up, even for picks? Brady isn't gonna be around much longer, you should want to keep his successor around.

Catch-22 of the NFL bruh.

>>74669301
Sure, that's what I said. Where is he?

>>74667619

I hope Ezekiel Elliot becomes the best running back of all time just so we have to LOOK AT THAT FACE all the time and people will draw charicatures of him and his statues will always look really weird.

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>>74669361
For a better chance at a last ring I guess

>tfw this legitimately could be his last season

>>74669402
Well if Garop is as advertised, the Pats should be set even should Brady retired, but everyone is more eager to get the Browns' draft picks for him.

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>>74669361
Is it better for Brady to end his career the way of Brett Favre or Peyton Manning? I say Favre; Tom's a high point, possibly THE highest in his career, and if the Pats are cruising when someone kills his ankle for good, he'll always be remembered for going out on top, even if the Pats don't win the SB that season.

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What went wrong

>>74669466
It was all part of the plan

>>74669466
>atlanta sports curse
>inciting Psycho Brady-mode
>facing Tom Brady in any sort of comeback situation
>having Kyle Shanahan direct your offense
>not running the ball when up 25 god damn points
>having Matt Ryan as your QB
etc.

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>>74669466
>having a man from Philadelphia as your qb

>>74668474

yes