/hoc/

crosbong getz 5 boints tonite

>rags

>J.T. Browns fighting people
Shocker.

I hope the Kings will shock the NHL world and steal the 8th seed. Then face the Blackhawks in the first round and beat them in 4.

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tfw not sure if i want to win or not

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Slovakia

10 IN A ROW LETS GO

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New York

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>>74667956
'no'

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Michigan

Boston terrier in a habs jersey?

Candadiens are huge fucking cucks

>>74667477
them being 8th wouldn't be a shock

>>74667954
too soon

if our goalerino didn't count against the pens, that should be a kick

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Wisconsin

Miller looking mighty shakey

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Nevada

>>74667956
>hurting your draft position
i would be mad that some free agents would be scoring too much and hurting the team in long-term

>>74668005
that's not coyle

>>74668008
>kicking the coilers out
>a bad thing

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Illinois

>>74668021

just fucking die already would you?

>>74668021
Good thing for the rest of us. Bad thing for the flames fans.

Thank you based hurricanes

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>>74668028

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>>74668020
>tfw zucker ruined the broship
That jew even brought a wife's daughter into it. What the fuck?

Russia

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Why aren't you watching the Yotes vs. Avs game?

It's the best game on right now. If you're not watching it at the moment, you don't know SHIT about hockey.

>>74668050
another quality post right there kippers

>>74668050

Because fuck you

>>74667954
>>74667965
>>74667977
>>74667994
>>74668005
>>74668023

What meme is this

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>>74668050
>avs

good night /hoc/

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Ireland

>>74668050
I genuinely feel bad for you

>>74668077
>2 teams that don 't give a fuck anymore
>not interesting

gonna be a spicy banger

Bufygllien gotta be the shittiest defenceman in the league.

I know it was a shitpost but I checked out the Avs game anyways and it's like they're playing rubber baby buggie bumpers out there.

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>rags

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>>74668067
Just me exercising my autism.
Doctors orders


Alaska

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>shit team

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>rags

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Point percentages since 1st Feb:
EDM .4688% (7-8-1)
LAK .5000% (7-7-2)
STL .8335% (11-6-0)
CGY .6471% (12-2-1)

>mfw coilers miss the playoffs

>nashville announcer talking about Top Gun in the middle of play
sunbelters/southerners are so fucking retarded its not even funny

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>shit fans

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Hey, Islefags.

>>74668116
Why didn't you go in alphabetical order?

>>74667234
fuck the dog editions

anime edition when

20 minutes thru the 1st of 'Yotes vs. Avs.

6 minutes of combined power play time.

Shots 5-4 'Yotes.

Great game!

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Publix

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>shit franchise

>rags

Is there such a thing as an elite hockey team right now? Are they all shit this year?

>>74668155
devils are elite

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I don't think ice golf is a real sport, but I hear you have memes. Show me your strongest meme.

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>>74668129
I really hope Kings win in OT/SO.

Would be great if the Jets won too.

>>74668155
Caps but they'll choke

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>>74668134
Alabama pretty much ruined it from the start


Norway

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Are we
>rags
posting?

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Germany

>>74667234
>Boston Terrier
>Montreal Canadiens shirt

y tho

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fucking finish piece of shit

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Austria

>>74668120
I hate the new MSG layout

MARKUS GRAAANLUUUND

reminder that rags posting is now reddit meme

FUCK YOU FINISH FAGGOT

>FINNISH GOALTENDING

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Is Eriksson a faggot piece of shit?

Remember the goal Chaput scored that was disallowed? It was Henrik on the right, passed to Daniel on the left, then centred in the goal grease for the poke in.

binlind

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STOP FUCKING INJURING OUR PLAYERS

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>13th of March, 2017
>anons are STILL replying to kippers
I hope you know your attention is the only thing preventing that hag from withering and dying.

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>>74668188
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

Every. Fucking. Time.

Laine BUST

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>>74668256

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>rags

>jests

how do you talk to children, /hoc/?
im just fucking terrible at it. my nephew probably thinks im legitimately on the spectrum.

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>>74668256
Best /hoc/ meme

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>winniniggers

>Preds can only win in OT if it's not 3 on 3

I'll take it

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JUST

>noserat trying to start shit with Tryamkin

>>74668283
This by far

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Japan

>>74668282
Just talk to them like they're normal. Watch the profanity if their parents care. If there's a word that's too big for them they'll ask what it means.

>>74668282
>What's up kid?
>How's school?
>How's ur mum?

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>winnishits

>>74668313
do you think they can all the way or no?

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fuck off

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>winnicucks

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Oh hey just passing through to laugh at Jorts fans!

Preds put another W on the board thanks to Finland.

Thanks Finland

>shooting in Ohio
Lel

>>74668284
>>74668330
Are you that buttmad loser that lost his precious thashshits to FUCKING LEAFS and cheers for the mild?

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>"Winnipeg? More like LOSERpeg"

granlund dubs for granlund hattrick

>>74668351
It was all Sweden though

>>74668351
You're welcome

that was one hell of a save on laine.

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>be a 10 year old Japanese boy
>move to Canada to play hockey
>live in a small house with a 30 year old single man
>they take showers together because that's how Japanese families shower together

hmm

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m-maybe next year
at least thorburn and stuart will be gone

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>the abo infested shantytown of winnipeg

>>74668282

I'm from the south, so I just greet them with a "whattup man?" and a lowfive.

Honest question. Would you rather have a goaltender go crazy for the playoffs, win the Conn Smythe in the Finals and bring a cup to your city (Cam Ward). Or have an elite regular season goalie like Lundqvist?

>>74668370
you need to get rid of bufyglien somehow. he's toxic as fuck.

>>74668351
literally what >>74668363 said. Rinne let in 3 fucking softies. Based Sweden was the savior.

Proxy off, Tuomo

>>74668386
Him too, every casual fan loves him and it boggles the mind

>>74668351
Damn you Pekka! That save on Laine was SOTY

>>74668283
hoc's best memes are the subtle ones desu

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>winniniggers

>>74668391
>ever doubting finns

>>74668378
Ideally you just get one that's good all the time like prime Tim Thomas.

The problem with most teams who get a Lundqvist or a Price is that they let the record trick them into thinking that the team is good and doesn't need big changes. You can't win like that.

>>74668386
buffy is most overrated dman in the league.

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>tfw to intelligent to live in a mosquito/abo/drunk/methhead infested shantytown

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Markus Grandlund (18)
Sedin (24) Sedin (28)

Markus Granlund (19)
Sedin (25) Sedin (29)

Can shit players do anything without the Sedins?

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>>74668361
Only 3 off. I don't think hattricks in practice count though.

>>74668426
looks like Granlund is making Sedins great again. MAGA

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>>74668315
Shit wait...
How do you talk normal to adults, /hoc/?
>tfw i might actually be on the spectrum

>>74668330
>>74668342
>>74668374
>>74668405
>>74668421
O B S E S S E D

I'd still rather share a town with natives then with niggers in your shithole of a state

why can't the bruins just beat the fucking canucks for once lmao ah yes the bruins, with their long storied history of always losing to the canucks in every meaningful game between the two. get rekt bombston.

>>74668421
Stop making me miss the thrashers

>>74668436
the spooky thing is that you might actually believe that

>>74668440
rip in peace

>>74668435
The other Granlund

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>>74668450
ZERO (0) PLAYOFF WINS

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>>74668460
>60

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>>74668460
Who?

>>74668456
sedins were shit before granlund was put on their line.

MAKKE MAGA

this is fairly fucking gay, but...

who here used to make their own team in dynasty mode nhl's 06-09 and always win the stan lee and pretend you were genius gm by tricking the extremely flawed ai into quantity for quality trades?

How can Markus be a big guy but Mikael is a fucking manlet and is just a little bit better?

What's wrong with bigger players?

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>>74668480
Funny because Mikael actually has his own emoji. Koivu gave him flak about it.

Seriously. WTF is PoMo thinking. Is he actually just a terrible coach?
Especially a 4v3 PK. Stuart is literally just sitting in open space moving his head back and forth not tangibly covering anyone.
Garbage. Fuck you Mark Stuart, fuck you PoMo.

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>>74668505
only you

>>74668506
>markus a big guy
huh?

Halfway through the 'Yotes vs. Avs game!

30 minutes played with 6 minutes on the PP, shots 7-5!

Perlini scores!

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>>74668506

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>>74668535
STOP

>>74668505
i actually genuinely know that feel bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVefMGE3G8

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>>74668535
Markus is 6'1" and Mikael is 5'9", but Mikael is a little bit better.

>>74668547
I really really really appreciate the updates on Avs Yotes. Was worried I'd miss this one.

>you may respond to this post if >your team has won a playoff game in their history
OH WAIT NOT SO FAST WINNINIGGERS!

>>74668522
They don't have anyone on that defense good enough to cover both Subban and Josi anyway. No chance not to get memed on.

>>74668578
>being this upset at hockey

>>74668618
and redditfags think luongo is a first ballot HoFer

>>74668256
memeing aside, is that a normal way to react to sports?

I consider myself a pretty big diehard for my team but they've definitely never made me shake

>>74668626
Dude seriously. Just tell me where in Chicago you live and i'll send you some lithium.

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>>74668626
>Reimer

>>74668566
markus isn't 6'1. they're like the same size

>>74668370
>Propagandhi
They're not even Jests fans

>Neil young
He's from toronto

pretty much the only truly winnipeg related thing in that image is the slurpee

>Henrik goes in alone
>tries to pass it to the goalie

good golly

>>74668652
memed :^)

>>74668653
Depends on where you're reading their heights, NHL.com has then 2 inches apart.

>>74668688
>I was only pretending to be retarded

okay

>Jets

you fucking assholes

you only had to win

>>74668190
who's this semon demon?

Calgary is never going to lose another game this year it looks like

Did Poodreau unbust himself?

Pretty nice goal tonight desu

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>mfw jest

GOATsby being GOATsby

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Brassiere

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>all the mad hongcouverites in the replies
KEK

>>74668811
Jack Edwards is still a cuckold

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>tfw jests

>>74668811
Why does he type like a teenage nig

>>74668811
Yeah it was a real blast.

>>74668828
why couldn;'t you win

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>POOOOOOOOOOOPA PASKA

PEOPOEPOEPEPOEPOPEOPEOEPOEPPEOPEOPEo

>>74668847

hellebust is a backup at most

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>>74668891
>mfw before this season Hellebuyck was being touted as the Jests goalie of the future

Haha fuggin quick. LA cant lose enough games.

tfw to intelliget to watch hockey

>>74668891
I think Helle's got the tools, Flaherty is just a shit goaler coach and ruins players.
Why he is still around is beyond me.

>pulling the joisey of the slowest man in the league

Pens deserve to lose this game.

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>>74668618
>one point out
>incoming Stamkos
>crunching the >rags

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>>74668891
tell me more about how pavelec was the source of your goaler troubles :^)

>>74668972
Mishkin is jerking off all night.

>>74668891
COMRIE WHEN?

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>>74668618
well done stammer well done, however...

Gg flams

Avs with 11 shots on net thru 40 minutes.

Meh, just hope Streit is ok. That's 8 fucking starters down now and we only have one more callup available.

>>74669002
Tampa finished with 16 and beat the Rags

:~)

Is Stamkos back yet? Lightning looking prime for the playoffs now

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>Flyers lost
>Islanders lost
>Jets lost
>Kings losing
>bad things happened to me today

always suffering

>>74669037
Not yet but he's been practicing in a full contact jersey I believe.

>>74669037
Stam-who?

Reminder that Sid is 1 point behind McGaykid and it's Pens vs Flyers on Wednesday where it will be a miracle if Sid doesn't get a hatty.

>>74669028
>Finnish goaltending

should've learned better, those rags

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>>74669043
I still want a Ducks vs Lightning cup final especially after they fleeced the kongs at the trade deadline

>>74669041
>kings losing
How is this a bad thing?

>>74669051
I would fucking love it if McDavid doesn't win the Art Ross.

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>McGayKid: 75 points
>Crosby: 74 points
>10 games left

i-it's over, isn't it?

>>74669067
Genuinely thought we were going to get a a Ducks vs Lightning cup two years ago.

>>74669078
Crosby is elite

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>>74669067
Holy fuck that cup would be a nightmare for Gary

>>74669080
Then their whole team forgot how to play

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>>74669067
Iktf bro

>>74669072
They're out side of a playoff spot, and I'd rather they leapfrog the coilers.

They'd be bounced out anyways, Quick is trash.

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>>74669000
gg pongs, helluva game

Calgary wins the cup screencap this post

>Chaput's only 24
>he'll be great in the future

Fuck off, he's an ECHLer.

Fucking media saying every trash player is the next 1st liner.

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>>74669078
it's been over for a while

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>>74669097
I personally hope the kongs never make playoffs again

hockey is fucking GAY

post cricket

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>>74669107
>secondary points

Was KHL right all along?

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>Fire all coaching staff
>Waive Thorburn and Stewart
>Trade Bofflen
>Trade Little
>Sign Scrivens
jest fixed

>>74669107
noisefags on suicide watch

Jonathan Slow is chimping out for no reason again

>scrum in front of the net
>quick freaks out and starts punching david perron
lmao what just happened

haha Noseface

Sbisa and Sutter being fucking retards as per usual.

Sutter plays around 5th most in ice time as a forward and has one of the worst P/TOI ratios.

>>74669157
Nothing he just starts chimping whenever any play is in the crease

trading granlund to vancouver was a mistake

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What's his problem?

fucking drunkchies

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>>>74669176
More like Quack Lmao

>>74669176
top 5 goalie according to kangz fans

can someone post that webm of rinne being a retard

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>>74669233
Which one?

Horvat better do something this game.

Sedins making it look like amateur hour for him.

>>74669230
why do they use a bat half a foot wide? can they not see the cricket ball?

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>>74669245
>check of the game

>>74669251
Kippers, do you have that manga panel where some hockey player starts talking to some kid. I figure you would know what i'm talking about.what with being asian and autistic

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>yfw the flans win da stan lee cup

NOOOOOOSE

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>>74669276
Wait no I found it

>Poo Doughty

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>K I P P E R S W I L L K I L L I T S E L F I N Y O U R L I F E T I M E

BRUINED.COM

>cantpucks

>>74669245
all of them

brad marchand: 42 points in 29 games

he was the 3rd best lw in the league last year

probably a top 5 winger overall this year

he is better than taylor hall

2 goals tonight btw

ummmmmm.... ya like it, girl???

m a r c h e d
a
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h
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give the nose the Hart

Hongcouver calling in the riot police

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BASED FUCKING MARCHY

>THE SHITTY OF HONGCOUVER
>MY FACE WHEN

>>74669409
*3 goals tonight

brad marchand empty netter hat trick

UM? who is the best. tell me.

ummmmm remember when braddy march scored 2 in game 7 in the SCF. lmao

jesus christ. he is the best lw in the game ainec bud btw

dat qt hat picker

Marchand carrying my fantasy team.

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>>74669370

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hello, yes, where are THE SOUL OF KIPPERS?

>Ugh he's a meme xDDDDD
>Ugh c'mon, le meme heh

btw he was a top 10 scorer in the league 5v5 before now but never got powerplay minutes until last year, he was a pk guy before then. lmao

literal baby brain peasants don't like brad marchand.

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Is Crosby going to get cucked from the Richard?

>Marchand scored 3 goals in the third period
>literally single handedly shat on the Cantpucks

BASED
NOSE

>>74669448
>integration requites a brain of that size on an aussie
HAAAHAHAHAHA

>KONGS
there goes their season hahahahahaha

B L U E ' D
L
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lol marchand scored 2 goals in game 7 of the '11 cup final too. someone prob said that already.

>>74669409
>42 points in 29 games

That's actually nuts.

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where were you when marchand reclaimed /hoc/ for hokkei?

>https://twitter.com/nhlbruins/status/841512165764874240

If you don't think he's a top 5 player in the league, then you're retarded.

rev up those >kongs cause elimination day is soon

>>74669517
here's your (you), now go to bed and stop baiting

Happy dreams /hoc:/

>>74669504
uh oh... now he's "memetown" lmao.

>Not understanding that Marchand has been a top player for years metrically but didn't get to play on the powerplay at all

pleb

>>74669314

Does this end in rape?

>>74669537
he's always been the main memetown game in beantown.

>>74669547
So he's a PP babby?

>>74669527
It will be good but I'd take the Oilers missing instead if it has to happen, mostly to see if the hockey media is retarded enough to give McSecondary the Hart even if he misses the playoffs and doesn't win the Art Ross.

>>74669531
go back to red.dit, memelord

>>74669531
>this is seriously a post
>this is seriously a post saying the top goal scorer in the league is just a meme
>this is seriously a post saying one of the best penalty killers in the league is a meme
>this is seriously a post saying the most versatile winger in the game (who never got power play time under Claude) is just a meme

Literal Down syndrome retard

>>74669552
claude giroux is a pp babby. brad marchand is a pp daddy.

>>74669552
Claude never let him play it and he still scored 30+ goals

Always reserved him for PK, where he's also insanely dominant

Now that Cassidy is playing an offensive style game play, he has 25 goals in 28 games (!!!)

Hey guys. My favorite hockey players, are basically Jaromir Jagr and Dany Heatley! Have you guys seen the not Dany Heatley twitter account? Haha. Bruh, Phil Kessel is a savage. Brad Marchand is a cheapshot artist! Haha, bruh, Marchand is trash!

>>74669577
kippers? is that (((((you)))))?

>>74669548
no, I mean its not about Kane

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>Iginla will retire as a Kong

Heartbreaking desu and I'm not a Flim Flamer

>>74669625
kippers? is that (((((you)))))?

>>74669628
No but here's a (You) right back at ya senpai

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>>74668140
all you have to do is draw your own hockey anime.

all we have to do is put a sweater on a dog.

do any of you guys smoke cigarettes? i find that i smoke a lot during the hockey games. sometimes i will smoke almost a whole pack. on a day with no hockey game, i will only smoke like 5 cigarettes though. hockey is stressful to me

are the flames elite now

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>>74668140
>tfw no hockey waifus.

>>74669694
cigarettes? no. pot? now that it's legal, yes.

there's a big blizzard here in boston, there's going to be like 18 inches of snow!

>>74669712
just like the local yokel """""news""""" stations have been harping on about all fucking day

>>74668050
>dude misses an empty net
What the hell is wrong with the Yotes?

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>>74669702
Flames are elite af

>>74669719
i don't live in maine or anything like that, i'm actually from burnaby, and i live in revere right now. i just go to school here. my dad was a huge bruins guy growing up though so i love them more than anything. he just passed away this past summer. and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon.... lol

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>yfw blots have terrible year and still make a deep playoff run.

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>>74669751
>mfw when the blues and kongs catch the coilers and keep them out of the playoffs

>>74669755
Blues yes kongs no

Where's that one guy who was claiming the islanders were elite? even though they're still out of a playoff spot and behind the leafs and FUCKING LOST 8-4 to fucking CAROLINA

HAHAH fucking isleler delusion.

bruins?

Who can beat the Penguins in 7 games?

NO ONE!

bruins fan here

do you remember when haruki murakami came on here and said he was going to shut down the forum because we were talking about sandwiches too much? what gives him the right

>>74669450

He might but he's definitely cucking McSecondary from the Ross

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>mfw we cuck Bombston out of the playoffs just like we did two years ago

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>Tfw Canucks reporters are fighting and Ian MacIntyre is getting murdered like he should
Pottery

>>74669778
Probably only the flyers desu

>>74669796
Not likely. If the bolts are to make the playoffs they would be edging out either the leafs or the islanders.

Would love to see it though.

>>74669828
I mean obviously it would have to be a joint effort with the Islanders and Leafs but I believe it can be done

>>74669804
>DAH MARKET WON'T ACCEPT A REBUIL DUDE - 2014
>THE HEAVY LIFTING ON THE REBUILD'S ALREADY DONE- 2017
Fuck that guy

When will the Cantpucks be good again?

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>this piece of shit is still playing professional hockey

>>74669877

soon now that they have granlund carrying the overpaid sisters

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Duck Fan here.

Yotes, who do you want for Larsson? Stop wasting him. We'll take Domi too.

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>>74669999
Kek wills it.
Domi and larsson to Anaheim

>>74667234
lol cute pupper

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You may only respond to this post if your country has an 18-year old rookie with 60 points in this current season of National Hockey League Hockey.

>>74667477
Lol they aren't making it this year senpai

>>74668163
And I hope you die of AIDS faggot, but we can't all get what we want

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>>74669041

>>74669110
Excellent post

The rest of you could learn a thing or two from this chap