messi sits down to pee

I heard it's an yurofag thing

>>74665945
Do you stand up to piss? Ahahaha faggot

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>>74666187

>>74665945
so does Larry David it's a patrician way to pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWnfgS0Tkw

Leo 'Messy' Messi

>>74665945
Can't Missi if he's sitting.

>>74666725
kek

Pissing while sitting is better imo, you never know when you have to take a dump, and if you need to, you're already sitting.

Big infos

Why are spanish newspapers so shit?

>>74665945
Leo "makes no mess" Messi

>>74667268

I pee with so much force that I shit on the floor one time. Now I sit down to piss.

Women are really beginning to dominate

>>74667550
go to a doctor bro, no joke

Depending on how much water you drink, you may only need to go to the toilet when you need a shit as well as a piss.

>>74667581
what if messi is a woman and he admits it in the last game of his career, they would claim females are superior in our own game and that would be the greatest viral in history, what if messi is just a feminist viral?

my dad's yuro and he advocates this too

Sitting down to pee actually feels pretty good t b h.

good bread

>>74665961
It's true and we shit while standing btw

>/sp/ is a bunch of crossdressing sitpissing pansies

not even surprised desu

A wee bit effeminate if you ask me.

Not gay, but far from manly.

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>>74667777

quads of truth.

I've heard of this before, but I can't envisage a comfortable position on the countertop with the faucet in the way

>>74665945

Who's Messi again?

>>74665945
its good way to use toilet clean

i stand or sit when i feel like it
if ive just thought of something to look up on phone, ill sit and see if a poop has brewed

>>74665945
so progressive

Pros:
>guaranteed to not get piss on floor/seat
>more comfortable
>can do something else simultaneously
>won't have to worry that you'll get piss on your tie if wearing one

Cons:
>look like a faggot

I have a hard time deciding.

>>74667268
>you never know when you have to take a dump

what? I always know that. maybe it is because of the equator and gravity or something.

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>>74671608

Could be worse, at least he doesn't pee on the sink like lanklets secretly do.

>>74672613
I lived in a dorm when I was on exchange and my room only had a sink so I just used that for six months (pooped in the toilet tho).

I've only peed in the sink at home when my toilet was clogged and I needed to go.

>>74665945
I remember hearing that it's healthier and cleaner.

For me it just takes too much time. Most of the time I do grab a sheet of toilet paper for a quick dab when I'm done though, instead of just shaking.

>walking around with piss droplet spots in your shorts

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>sitting down to piss when you have a penis