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>>74657964
Fuck Kevin Lee
said no one ever.
Kevin Lee is the future LW GOAT
Also first for coralsprings being banned for 30 days.
>bloodgrapple
I REALLY HATE KEVIN LEE AND HOPE HE GETS HURT
>>74664291
the box text is non sequitur
Kevin Lee would knock out Khabib and would choke out that entitled cornbread boy Sage
Where is Gleason St. Pierre
>>74664291
>>74664291
>>74664412
What fight you fap to?
paigevanzantufc Who's ready for some ninja training
>>74664453
probably PVZ - Curran
some TUF 20 fights maybe
not sure really
Dana vs. Paige is a classic though
>>74664495
What went wrong? Is she cut from the UFC yet?
>Urijah Faber was the WEC featherweight champion
>had some troubles winning titles when he moved to UFC
>kept getting title shots but losing all the time
>Stuck his fingers inside Jimmy Rivera's eye is the same way Aldo stuck a permatrauma on his legs he had to get carried to the stool by master Tong
>Fought for the title against Cruz a second time and lost
>lost to Barao
>Took some time off to coach his boy Dillashaw
>Dillashaw beats Barao and becomes the UFC BW champ
>Something he never achieved
>TJ left him to go train with Duane Ludwig in Colorado
>Urijah got upset by this and started building up tension for a fight
>TJ lost the title to Cruz in January 2016
>Urijah talked himself into fighting Cruz again
>Failed to dismantle Cruz for the title again
>His new boy Cody goes ahead and beats him in December 2016
>Both Cody and TJ, boys he coached became UFC champs but not him
>Jimmy Rivera refused to take a fight on short notice recently
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you Faber's last fight was against Brad Pickett?
>did I
>Ian McCall fought to a draw with Mighty Mouse
>Hasn't taken a fight since 2015
>Keeps pulling out cause of diarrhea and stomach issues
>Khabib pulled out of the biggest fight in his career on the last day
>Dominick Cruz has a win over Mighty Mouse
>Mighty Mouse is fighting Wilson Reis
>Wilson "Literally Who" Reis is fighting for the title in 2017
>but this was a greentext about Urijah
>who beat Brad Pickett
>the current state of the city of Team Alpha Manlets
>
>
>guys, for the record
>for the record
>butt-chin
>your nan listens to Linkin Park
>>74664512
She really is a choker
That Alexa Chambers loss was embarrassing
Adan bless
forgot webm
>>74664512
>losing to jamie moyle
>>74664291
>Hasn't fought in 27 years
>Pulled out of 27 fights in a row
>Moves up the rankings
What did they mean by this?
Production values are literally second to none
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI4-EOE3qM8
>>74664617
>jessica eye moves up a spot
>>74664405
Still serving his USADA suspension.
>>74664672
ROID DELTS
So, this just happened this morning. I wanted to choke this guy out. Nobody should be humiliated like this by their significant other.
I walked up to the door of one of my clients this
morning and I can hear her boyfriend hazing her. He opens the door and invite me in as I had an
appointment. The couple would not stop bickering
and she asked him to leave. He asked me if I am
"heading up north" anytime soon because he needs to get to a bus stop. I told him there was a bus stop "20 minutes north of here by foot."
His response: ''In about 20 minutes, you'll be able to get you a piece of that (points to his girlfriend).''
My response: "Sir, shame on you for humiliating your girlfriend in front of a perfect stranger, and especially in front of your daughter. Takes a real lowlife. Ma'am? We'll get you rescheduled whenever you're ready."
>>74664626
Why didn't he win? ;_;
>>74664693
how much do you bench
>Its a Joe talks about DMT episode
>>74664702
Was he slut shamming?
>>74664626
Do you need to watch previous Reem kinos to understand the storyline ?
>>74664791
No, but it is recommended to do so anyway
Who should ALEXA GRASSO fight next?
>>74664835
my weewee
>>74664835
PVZ
>>74664626
kino
>>74664291
this has nothing to do with heem. might as well be reddit bingo
>>74664835
my dick
Reem bless lads
JRE got really deep again
def made me think
again
>>74664835
Felice Herrig LOL
>>74664835
official /grasso/ time
>>74664626
BTW Episode 2 is also out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWADsNb19tQ
>>74664835
no one because she's a shit fighter.
She's not gonna touch you, loser.
Look what I found in the mailbox upon returning from work, didn't expect it till Wendsday
>>74664960
You actually did it, real fight fan confirmed
WMMA a SHIT
>>74664945
>>74664953
upset?
>>74664960
page by page translation please
>triggered by women
>>74665012
they literally are triggered by seeing women
Fatare loser is also a WMMA fatboy
Sad!
>>74665030
You are obsessed with me. Ask nicely and I'll send you an autograph.
>>74664657
>literally confirming himself to be a fatare, cuck, and women spammer
lmao
Which UFC fighters never drink alchol?
>>74664879
>>74665025
Sad individuals 2bh.
>grassoposting is the new shlobposting
at least she actually a fucking fighter, as bad as she is
>if I whiteknight this roach that looks like a teenage boy, she'll totally dig me!!!
kek
KEK
>>74665083
coralsprings got banned lol
>>74665068
kebab
>never drink
>liver still fucked up to shit
lmao
>>74665068
every muslim
>>74665088
lmao
>>74665083
>once/month
>replacing daily multi-hundred shawb posting
you done goofed m8
>>74665115
>uh uh uh im not an autist
lol whatever you say little buddy
>>74665086
jokes on you, im just a grill
>>74665088
Kek
What for? Not that it matters, we all needed a break.
Lads, how do I Heem my shitposting addiction
>>74665132
i didnt say i wasnt an autist. what you even reading m8?
Netherland heemd by Köksal. Absolutely madman. Struve vs Köksal when?
>>74665150
>i-i-i am an autist!!!!
yikes
>>74665152
>>74665144
stop caring about the op
>>74664693
More like roid everything. His delts aren't disproportionately big, he's just jacked everywhere including his shoulders.
>>74665162
i didnt say i was an autist m8. what you reading?
>>74665068
Sage
>>74665178
Are you okay?
h-hey
Tfw no more Schaubposting
Which UFC fighters don't drink?
>>74665200
How boring.
>>74665200
She was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material
>>74665200
good...decision
>>74665200
Is this sarcasm
>>74665167
I don't think that's him. There's the Reem guy, then the lowercase OP sperg, and lmao bud/exposed wires.
>>74665200
is this why she banged sage
>>74664960
good lad
>>74665227
Reemposter is Canadian spergOP
>>74664213
>tfw over 60 city parks to choose from
>>74665225
no she takes pride in it, mentions being straight edge in instagram profile, working on her masters in criminal justice (lol)
>>74665218
i get it good banter
nobody makes fun of mexican-americans on here anymore it makes me feel left out
>>74665192
penn jillette
>>74665227
all the same person doing some roleplaying
>>74665261
>when he was on air with rogan and rogan started talking about ancient civilizations
>cuts him off
>nah i think we have it pretty much figured out
>>74664291
Joe rogan is so fucking stupid it hurts
>>74664960
Cum on it, take a pic and tweet it to her. She looks like the kind of a girl that can appreciate a nice cumtribute.
>>74665386
I'm not the kind of guy who cums on stuff, it grosses me out desu
Alexa Grasso can fight the loser of Rose/aguahijo
>>74664150
UNCHAINED
>>74665400
I'm the same as you, I even hate cumming in my girlfriend, but this occasion is calling for it, take one for the heem.
Kevin Lee
>>74664960
hey polanbro pls tell jj i would worship her feet, ty in advance
>>74665512
joanna abandoned poland for america
https://www.instagram.com/joannajedrzejczyk/
>>74665550
Joanna abandoned Earth for Moon
>>74665694
Kennedy is outdated, Rose could be changed to Grasso, Perry meme is half dead and Ronda has not much time left either
>>74665722
how many guns do you carry at all times?
T
I
R
>>74665722
Preferably a song that won't make it seem like that you're clearly overcompensating
>>74665785
annysaurus rex
>>74665785
>everything happens for a reason
>>74665722
Death grips the cage
>>74665722
obligatory walkout song #1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk
obligatory walkout song #2
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGJlzx0cZVk
obligatory walkout song #3
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmM6vVFrao
obligatory walkout song #4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mCnjakHHU
WTF
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>74665664
lad STOP IT this is TOO LEWD
>>74665887
how many hours at the docks for those woofers ?
also could you PLEASE gain height
>>74665664
she's cute but shes just not a fighter
Bellator just signed Dillon Danis
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/dillon-danis-conor-mcgregors-grappling-partner-and-close-friend-signs-with-bellator-232014233.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw
>>74665025
No, I just watched her last fight. Did you? She looked horrible which is why I called her a shit fighter. I would do the same if a man got into the octagon and put on such a shitty performance. She was just aimlessly waving her feet in the direction of her opponent and plodding forward like an ox. She has no skill or talent from what I can see. I've only seen that fight though.
>>74665894
is that really dockie?
dockie where do you live so I can come beat the shit out of you
>>74665897
All this big talk and the goof goes to Lellator ?
Weak
>>74665836
>>74665897
great now we get to see him crush cans and boast about how he is the greatest fighter of all time like mcgoober
feed him to mvp
>>74665906
>overcompensating loser in a truck bragging about buying poor gold
that is dockcuck
>>74665918
So is he a WW or MW ?
>>74665964
I honestly don't know. I just want to see him get HEEMED
He will probably cut down to welterweight, I think he walks around at 180-190.
>>74665964
He'll probably cut to WW
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/dillon-danis-conor-mcgregors-grappling-partner-and-close-friend-signs-with-bellator-232014233.html
Our boy has got a fight.
The future is here.
>>74665993
Someone just posted that you fucking retard, try reading next time you stupid loser fuckface
>>74666006
Shut up, nerd.
>>74666019
>>74666006
fight
>>74666019
>s-shut up!!!
I'd fucking end you, pussy
>>74666006
Can't talk about our boy too much though my man.
>>74666043
You're a fucking low-income loser fat smelly aspie. You don't tell me what to do, bitch
>>74666043
>dillon danis
>being """"""""our boy"""""""" ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74666063
We a had a vote. Should have spoken up then if you disagreed. His boyhood is already official. Go to >>>/r/mma if you can't handle it.
>>74666056
No need to be upset man, our boy got a fight!
>>74666089
>>74666089
You're a low-income fucking loser who spends his entire time on here instead of taking a shower and getting a job like the fat smelly aspie he is
There is nothing you could say that could make me mad You are irrelevant and I will personally make sure of that
>>74666106
>>74666103
Mad cuz ur moms a fan?
>>74666122
Your insults are almost as embarrassing as your F- pay-grade
>>74666135
Just another little man intimidated by greatness.
>>74666155
The only remotely intimidating thing about you is the odor you emit whenever you walk by someone
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Mad%20cuz%20ur%20moms%20a%20fan/
What a pathetic low-income loser
>>74666170
No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.
>>74666185
Y r u mad tho?
1. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
2. Alexandra Albu
3. Irene Aldana
4. Pre-buzzcut Rose Namajunas
5. Alexa Grasso
6. Valentina Shevchenko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SMALL POWER GAP
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
7. Dehydrated strikeforce Ronda Rousey
8. Jéssica Andrade
9. Bethe Correia
10. Amanda 'Buffalo Wild Wings Waitress' Cooper
11. Alex Chambers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LARGE POWER GAP
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
9001. Dehydrated Paige Van Zant
9002. Leslie Smith
9003. Jessica Aguilar
9004. Pre-TRT Cristiane Santos
9005. Katie Castro
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
COLOSSAL POWER GAP
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
14,001. Bec Rawlings
14,002. Kaline Medeiros
17,290. Gabi Garcia
>>74666185
What's wrong with you?
>>74666257
>no randa
shit list
>>74665897
>>74665918
Yeah this dude is pretty annoying desu. Not sure if it's intentional just to get people to tune in like Goobs though
>>74666296
eh. she seems pretty average desu
Imagine the stench on this loser as he sits here all day trying to ape actual success meanwhile he has to go to his actual low-income job and post pictures of other men on his phone
>>74666278
My paycheck is almost as heavy as you are
>>74666257
>Amanda 'Buffalo Wild Wings Waitress' Cooper
>>74666257
>no Kailin
>>74666257
Why arent there any female fighters posing naked for playboy or something?
>>74666336
My 13 year old cousin is taller than you. She's a girl.
>>74666257
Is this what low-incomers think of and fail at every day?
>>74666352
She's also probably more successful than you are right now
So nice seeing dockgod BTFO the low income dorks
>>74666371
Not more successful than Dillon tho
>>74666386
So you were samefagging the no-life fat aspie low-incomer you are? Cool.
>>74666257
Nobody has Andrade as their fightfu
>>74666350
Tomboys aren't usually do nothing bitches desu
>>74666350
So Obi-wan did hook up with that alien chick. I fucking knew it.
>>74666401
Not sure what you mean bro
>>74666257
>Alexandra Albu
>active
is she fighting again? she got usada'd
>>74666421
Of course you didnt, bitch
>>74666434
>>74666405
think again
>>74666345
okay I fucked up and forgot her. Where does she go though?
>>74666342
some other anon came up with that name and I laughed too hard not to include it
>>74666405
Somebody might, she is definitely a qt
>>74666425
Okay well she gets a pass because she is def one of the more attractive fighters in wmma
>>74666441
Is your hourly wage more than or less than equal to the amount of showers you take a week?
>>74666405
I do
>>74666464
More
>>74666445
lol going claudia with the hair
>>74666257
>>74664672
actually his suspension is up, and he was blood doping like a russian cross country skiier
I wish connor stayed at 145, would have made floyd easier, also could get holtzken, Sittichai or ban to fight him as well. still would have an interim fw title but connor beating up the otehr combat sports
>>74666484
PUNISHED Jessica is winning that belt.
Tyrone better be careful
>>74666453
>okay I fucked up and forgot her. Where does she go though?
dunno somewhere around the top, i think she is very qt
>>74666484
looks like hes getting his diaper changed here
>>74666257
>1. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Literally has permanent grandma face
>>74666502
>talking shit about KK
>>74666405
jessica's wife thinks highly of her
>>74666493
Who is this twink?
dockie tell me where you live
we can fight and live stream to /heem/
>>74666257
Have sex
>>74666512
Unlimited filename potetial
I don't nearly have the body type or speed for Flyweight but there's also not too many promotions with men's strawweight divisions. What do I do?
>>74666350
bit spoopy desu, she should eat a bit more
>>74666542
I already told you
Men's atomweight la
Is predictionbro doing picks for this saturday's card?
>>74666555
Can't argue double trips.
This post is MMA related because I'm a fan of heems
>>74666350
source?
>>74666257
What cards have you guys been to?
I've been to UFC on FOX 1, UFC 194, and UFC 199.
>>74666580
Become a suicidally depressed scatposting dockgoblin
MMA is objectively the best sport. What is your second favorite sport?
>>74666598
UFC 1
>>74666580
Apply to be a 4chan janitor of course.
>>74664476
figurative and literal whore
>>74666598
strikeforce: rousey vs kaufmann
pretty good show desu
>>74666611
cody looks like westley allan dodd there
basically doing the same thing to a kid too
>>74666611
Handegg, would be much better if not for that team from boston suburbs
>>74666634
delete this. lifelong pats fan here.
This get is dedicated to /heem/'s boy
dariush is still my boy
Predict the champions by the end of 2017. Other than Woodley obviously.
Wew, let's go for the jackpot now.
Ya hanging in there, /heem/?
>>74666665
No one cares faggot. You fucking suck
>>74666665
fuck
I use to wake up in the middle of the night screaming but ever since Cody became champ, it doesn't happen anymore.
Who /WOODLEY/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw
>>74666693
/freemoney/
666666 get
>>74666653
>>74666693
No one cares faggot. Fuck off
>>74666683
you mad cause ur girls a fan? faggot
Imagine working for free because you have literally nothing better to do
>>74666724
beg me
>2017
>caring about gets
>>74666729
>>74666738
Charity is a beautiful thing.
>being a fan of Cody
>living in my country
NGANNOU!
>>74666764
>not respecting the most complete martial artist in human history
how to I buy the heem.com domain name?
>>74666772
Beg me.
>>74666786
take a shower
>>74666542
Surely Japan or Korea must have one. But if you can't make 125 you might just want to think about permaheeming yourself. Just bulk, you can do it.
>>74666569
of course m8. i'll start taking picks on wednesday. we voted and the Joe Duffy fight is gonna be on the predictions
>>74666703
How does it feel to know you doubted your boy? How does it feel to know you picked against him?
Honestly, I would think it would be harder to sleep afterwards.
>>74666756
Barboza is great. Haven't seen him fight in a while.
guess which fighter's birthday is in 1 WEEK
Dariush is still my boy
>>74666924
how do you want your cte?
>>74666940
pepperoni and cheese
>>74666940
CTkneE
>>74666771
i didn't see anyone disrespecting jon jones
>>74666924
>>74666756
That fucking noise
>>74666257
lack of Dern
Anyone got a webm of Rua's finish on Villante?
>>74666772
heem.tk already exists my man
>>74666972
Would you rather get t-boned by a coked up jon jones or take that barboza knee?
>>74666924
Anobody have MVP vs Cyborg webums ? That knee will never be topped
>>74667038
until someone dies
>>74667038
How do I achieve this neck via MMA exercises?
>>74667038
>
>>74667047
That deceased man won't have pokeballs thrown at him
>>74667038
>>
>>74667038
>>74667113
Not a fan of the pokeball bit desu, obviously he had it planned for if he won, but considering how badly he hurt cyborg imo he should've changed his plan.
>>74667080
>>74667080
You have to SHEESH everytime you throw a punch or a kick.
>>74667162
Find your safe space.
>>74667166
chainz n shieet
>>74667162
Me neither. No way to know that he put a crater in the guy's head but it was still obvious he'd been hurt bad.
>>74667162
I just thought it was dumb as fuck. I don't care if he hurt him or not. It was lame.
>>74666611
Kickboxing
Boxing can be comfy and has been good lately too.
>>74664150
WHERE ARE THE NEWS AND LINKS! YOU CALLED ME A BITCH!? COME HERE MOTHERFUCKER!
>>74667239
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Machida Era
When is Kron coming to the UFC?
>>74667399
>>74667451
Fuck off
>>74667354
I dont think he is if rizin is paying him enough
>>74667458
triggered little guy?
>>74667498
Racism is not tolerable, ARE YOU triggered, LITTLE DICK?
>dc vs rumble is 4 weeks away
The fuck am I supposed to do with my life?
>>74667601
who is stepping in when DC pulls out again because he can't make 205?
>>74664549
I love it
Rafael dos Gregor
>>74667671
lol dat missed payday
>>74667671
>IF YA GOOGLE YOUR NAME IT SAYS "WHY?!"
>>74667211
>>74667211
Thats how you know he caught him
>>74667671
>i-ill just c-copy conor's gimmick!
RDA in tatters
>>74667671
I think he meant who desu
>>74667671
RDA blew it harder than any mma fighter ever by fucking up his ankle before fighting mcgoober
>>74667671
>>74667783
>>74667671
>durrr hurrr literally who was something conor made up le first xDDDD
I'd fucking end you
>>74667498
Jacare is ducking the Bigg Rigg.
>first day back at work
>coral springs BTFO
how do you guys know he was banned for 30 days?
>>74667847
cant wait for him to miss 185 and go on to be the next ufc light heavyweight champ
>>74667228
>>74667498
>Waffle is my name
>>74667892
that doesn't really look like a knock out punch, how did he go down from that?
>>74667885
>Misses weight at 205 and becomes new heavyweight champ
>>74667915
thats was exactly my first thought, does not really look like a power punch
gian villante vs pigg rigg @ 205 who wins
>>74667915
>>74667925
That was a fully corked left hook to the jaw from one of the hardest punchers in the division
>>74667916
Fights vs ngannou for the belt wins by 2nd round ko get bigg rigged
>>74667915
>>74667925
kek, stay comfy in your armchairs and leave the discussion to the big boys, you deluded faggots
>>74667948
https://youtu.be/J1bV6lqSUNE
Turned his whole body into the hook. Might look weird if you haven't seen much boxing since MMA fighters will normally clinch at that range rather than throw punches.
>>74667671
Hahaha holy shit
Why so mean
>tfw got banned from instagram for threatening idiot diaz fans who think the diaz bros are draws
>>74668053
cops are probably on their way m8. social media isnt a game
>>74667671
tbf I don't know who covington is either
there was a literal who calling out khabib on the last FN, shit was hilarious
>>74667952
I would love to watch Nganouu Heem that pale pygmy into oblivion
>>74668103
>I dont know who covington is either
>literal who calling out khabib
Jesus christ, are you literally a 205er?
>>74668171
tbf Covington is one of those guys that's been in the ufc for a while and never does anything memorable, kinda like RDA actually before his big run
>he rates convington
Shale Sonan
>>74668197
Convington has a really exciting grappling game, he probably has one of the best rides on the roster
I remember after his 2nd win he called out Maia, and i honestly think Covington's ride style matches well against Maia's cage based wrestling, of course there is striking to but that match up has me excited in anticipation
>>74668231
>>74668247
>>74668267
>>74668148
>bisbing is the middleweight "champ"
i blame Rockhold for the MW shitshow
>>74668281
>>74668303
>riding clinic
can you come up with a less gay term?
>>74668348
wrestling rides are a huge component of folk style and other wrestling scores systems and the application in the mma context is huge as seen with Maia, Khabib, Phil Davis and Coby Convington.
From nulling out a scramble, frustrating and keeping an opponent stuck i believe there are more then a few webms of fights raising their arms in frustration as they have a wrestler stuck on them and they can't do anything about it .
Riding for the longest time has been looked over specially within the BJJ community and its always amusing seeing high level BJJ players get frustrated as their scrambles are negated as a wrestler sinks them with their rides
>>74668392
>>74668409
>>74668419
fuck off at least he's posting something interesting
kys stupid fat fuck
>he's literally a mandrama faggot who didn't know who Covington was
>>74668432
>>74668439
>waaah waah stop bullying my boyfriend
Shut it, dork
>>74668231
>>74668247
>>74668267
>>74668281
>>74668303
>>74668325
>>74668341
>>74668392
>>74668409
>>74668449
I'm actually impressed that someone has that much of Covington's highlights saved, makes me question who you are
>>74668449
>>74668459
Some fucking attention whore
>>74668441
if he's a jake shields tier faggot I'd rather not know who he is, thanks
>>74668512
>>74668454
>>74668419
the fuck is wrong with you?
>>74668563
Your low income ass
>>74668555
>literally admitting youre a pathetic mandrama faggot casual
The entire state of your existence currently
we've all gotta do it for NewsOP. post your best webms
>>74668584
you don't make shit for money dockie, shut up
>>74668597
>literal wrasslin nuthugger calling out someone else for being a mandrama fan
kek
>>74668614
lmao reality starting to set in bitch
>>74668621
>mandrama loser trying to be witty
lol
>>74668623
You're poor and work a blue collar job.
literally lmaoing at your life right now
>>74664150
http://www.inquisitr.com/4055353/t-mobile-arena-booked-for-mcgregor-vs-mayweather-superfight/
who takes it?
>>74668601
>rule #1: always TRIPLE CHECK your post before calling out someone's lack of spelling/grammar
>if necessary, run it by a few literate friends before posting
>>74668622
Ouch. Are you allowed to crank the neck like that in wrestling?
>>74668633
>he says during a small break from gargling bork's balls
jej
>>74668449
This is so much more satisfying to watch than all of covington's gifs put together. I hate seeing guys just go for winning on points. They get position and then lightly tap the guy on the head so the ref doesn't stand them up. Khabib at least knows how to do some real fucking damage when he's riding them.
>>74668658
in wrestling that's called a cross face and yes. its a pretty common maneuver to tilt your opponent over and pin them
>>74668605
This was honestly a shit kick with zero power behind it.
>>74668725
yes, she didnt turn her hips into the kick and it didn 0 damage
>>74668739
Did you ever find the points you wanted from the Elkins fight? I could do a few atm
I don't know aything about MMA but how does judo fare in a sport like this?
>>74668622
it's a shame Cain fights once every year or less, he's entertaining to watch
>>74668759
its all good i can't remember the time frames and i am kinda to tired to study the tape again.
>>74668698
So...if you don't mind humoring me, what can't you do in wrestling as far as submission style moves go?
>>74664291
I just hope after this upcoming card they give Makwan Amirkhani a bit of a push, his interviews were hilarious and he does look like Enrique Iglesias. I have no idea if Finland is a country or whatever but he can speak english too. To be honest I want to make him one of my guys.
>>74668883
well technically submissions of any kind from armbars, leg locks and choke holds are illegal.
Wrestling refs are infamous for not identifying submissions before they're to late .
>>74668923
In terms of crossover stuff
guard work is technically putting yourself into a pin so you see real little guard work, although stuff like half guard and some scrambles from that chain have a lot of universal cross over, but you will never see rubber or close guard intentionally.
>>74668941
The Schultz brothers were 2 of America's famous olympic wrestlers and also infamous for putting people in illegal holds, it go so bad at one point for a few years any time either brother had a match they were was a need for 2 refs (which is now common practice) but those 2 needed them so they wouldnt be doing cheapshots
I while ago Matt Hughes did a Schultz headlock which is a variant of an arm triangle that Dave Schultz would sneak into his matches, choking guys out and then pinning their KO'd opponent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otSAWYs7Qtw
>>74668923
Why would he even go for the choke when its illegal? It's not like you can pass it off as an accident
>Joanna says she is sure the UFC will make a 125lb women's division in 2017
>the UFC is paying Mackenzie Dern and other large 115lb or 125lb fighters to fight in other promotions.
So the WMMA Flyweight division is basically confirmed now right?
>>74669003
Should be 105 desu but better that than having Carla Esparza be champion again
>>74668998
if you look at the 6 to 7 sec mark you can see the Turkish coaching staff yelling at the ref that the Serbian has the illegal grip, The Serb has he goes for his snap down tilt has his hands illegally gripped together, if the ref was on top of that he should have given him a verbal warning and if it continued the match would have reseted and the Turk a point, without that though the Serbian continues his offensive move set which happens to cut the blood off and the lights out to his opponent
>>74668984
Jesus Christ, did he break that guy's neck? I've heard of the Schultz headlock but I didn't know it was against the rules.
>>74668692
You mandrama losers are so fucking unfunny. I can point you retards out so easily
>>74669038
But if chokes aren't allowed in wrestling, isn't it immediately obvious when he let go that he broke the rules? The dude is out
>>74668299
Yeah, I'm not a Rockhold fan at all I just wish he didn't get memed on so Bisping's reign of the UFC retirement league would come to an end.
Holy shit MMAFighting is basically creating a Tony/Nate fight themselves. Ariel asked if Tony would be interested in Nate, he said yeah and now the headline is
>Tony Ferguson eyeing Nate Diaz
>>74668768
not badly, but bjj provides more weapons/positioning advantage after you're on the ground
plus there's no gi game
>>74669101
He's famous for doing that m8, now in Nate's next interview they'll bring that up
>>74669096
its one huge frustration with how incompetent a lot of reffing is, after the Turkish team filed a complaint later they over turned the results but during that event the Serb had the win
A majority of wrestlers are taught its not illegal unless you're caught they have their good technique an all but a lot of them will do what they can to push the rules
>>74669118
I want Khabib/Tony ffs this is annoying af
>>74668768
I'm a judo nidan (2nd degree) and HS wrestling coach so i appreciate a lot of what MMA does to fighting styles
In terms of judo there's several things you can bring into MMA with a judo background
You can be similar to Ronda Rousey and use their takedowns to control the stand up and ground and go for hyper aggressive submissions
Other wise you could be a sort of evolved Team Quest fighter, similar to Rick Hawn and Dan Kelly using the grip fighting aspect of judo and controlling the short strike range (fighting in the pocket) and use kumi kata/grip fighting to land dirty boxing strikes.
Another interesting aspect would also what Sexyama has done and used footwork and judo takedowns to attack with dashing no gi throws.
>>74669173
>>74669085
I wouldn't know
sounds like you're an expert on mandrama though, maybe you should go back to >>>/asp/ and join your wrasslin nuthuggin brethren
>>74669190
>>74668895
>I have no idea if Finland is a country or whatever
let me know if you want any webms from the lando-teymur fight, I have the whole thing downloaded
>>74668716
Did you guys hear Conor knocked out Alvarez in Round 1
>yfw Brendan Shaub makes a comeback and wins the title
>>74669101
but thats not true. Tony was talking about the nate fight for 30 minutes straight. he literally said if he had his ideal way he would fight nate for the interim title then fight conor. youre just making shit up
>>74669235
t. Marc Raimondi
>>74669173
Got any Fedor judo webms?
Also is checking the oil illegal? Seems like a wrestler thing, I know I've seen Tate and Hendo do it.
>>74669235
Kek you're full of shit. He probably wasn't even on the call for 30 minutes so I don't know why you'd pull this bollocks out your arse. On top of that, he distinctly said he'd fight anyone as long as its for the Gold.
>I want to go in there and kick this dude’s ass no matter who’s signed to the dotted line, and fucking move on.
He brought up Nate because he thought it'd be a good fight. He also brought up Khabib in the same podcast. He's not really eyeing the fight is he, he himself said he's just throwing it out there because really, it's one that makes sense. This ideal path shit you're talking about is fake news.
>>74669255
oil checking happens every now and then but not to often people make a big deal about it cause its "gay shit" and makes great lulz and that silly BS.
There are better ways to stop a scramble
Schaub is dead.
Bury it.
>>74669003
I would like to fuck her asshole with my dick if you know what I mean
>>74669303
explain
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>74669128
"If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin"
-My High School wrestling coach
>>74669320
kek, I love webms of weird shit like this.
>>74669296
Thx for all the wrestling info and webms m8. It's my favorite grappling martial art and I see it often downplayed to favor meme bjj...
>>74669299
are you genuinely fucking retarded? Schaub is a god damn Golden God go fuck yourself you worthless cuck betaboi
looks stupidly comfy
>>74669374
Are you autistic?
>>74669480
Your mother didn't seem to think so when I was blasting splooge down her whore throat
Would NIck Diaz beat Anderson in the rematch?
>>74669490
Are you autistic?
>>74669513
He got 50-45'd last time, maybe in the rematch he can make it closer, but he'd still lose unless he decided to wrestle which he'd never do.
>>74669523
He's banned.
Econoreem is the P4P most intelligent fighter of all time
>>74669525
You're forgetting he tested positive for 2 PEDS
i, for one, salute you dockie. glad we have hard working guys like you in the world doing all the jobs these entitled millennials think they're too good for
>>74664150
AND STILL
damn that felt great to hear
>>74669568
The first ever affirmative action champion.
>>74669190
That's the average fight IQ of female fighters, bullrushing a bitch who wants to clinch with you. Miesha did that retarded "gameplan" too. Holly was the first who didn't fight like a rabid bear, or become like a deer in headlights when bullrushed by Ronda
>>74669529
yet hes still posting
>>74669574
cant believe he's STILL livin rent free in there man
>>74669584
Haven't seen a pic of Scob in 24 hours. Feels pretty good.
>>74669522
funn-e m3m3 bro v hilar many lafs
>>74669591
it was just one guy? I dont believe it
>>74669591
sad times when respite from that kind of shit is an exception and not the norm
>>74669574
Will you ever stop being mad?
>>74669606
yeah he responds to himself
when people started pointing out the similar filenames, he started changing them
>>74669617
was binny schlep a good fighter?
>>74669602
Are you autistic?
>>74669635
never ever
he used to call out old, past their prime guys like Cro Cop and Big Nog, until that backfired and he was brutally heemed by a geriatric, pillow fisted BJJ guy lmao
>>74669635
I'll admit I have a giggle every time someone comes up with a novel name
>sneaker enthusiast man gets banned
>still 30 posts of people talking about him
You are all just as bad. Go to asp.
>>74669662
it's a slow hour brah
would you like me to post some grasso
Alright, how many of you fuckers did this?
>>74669662
>>74669662
anti-shawb posting got just as bad as showb posting a couple weeks ago. they're probably the only reason he kept posting. all he wants is attention and they keep feeding him
I'm craving carbs so bad
I've been doing good for 2 weeks and running like a mad man
I'm about to break and order a large pizza
somebody heem me
>>74669781
Y no carbs anon? Weight cut?
>>74669786
no I'm eating a normal amount but I'm just used to overeating carbs like crazy and my body is screaming for bread or ice cream
send help
>tony saying he's done with khabib and is calling out nate diaz now
it's pathetic how hard he tries to emulate conor
>>74664291
>>74669680
pls post rare grassos.
>>74669809
so anyone with an open mouth is Conor? fuckoff
>>74665229
>banged sage
Tiny tornado gets banged by Pennington's giant strap on
>>74669833
>>74669833
>>74669781
Pay the piper tomorrow, you'll feel better after you carb the fuck up.
>>74669809
I'd be done with Khabib too, his "mgt team" is a bunch of goofs from the third world who fucked up a basic weight cut and now Tony is left with Dana pocket change show money.
>>74669855
>>74669861
>>74669866
so cayoot
too bad she sucks at fighting
>>74669842
if you look at their pictures together, you can tell that tecia is the dominant one in their relationship. also op doesnt matter bro
>>74669855
Is you posting pictures of my waifu and my not being able to choke you to death to make you stop the same as what cucks feel?
Because this isn't a good feel.
>>74669869
She's a good fighter, she just Masvidal'd her way to a loss. Hopefully she won't leave the results up to chance from now on.
>>74669878
she has a really cute tummy
10/10 would blow raspberries on
>>74669876
she was my waifu first m8
>>74669876
It wasn't a split decision.
>>74669885
if you are going to make an early thread put some effort pendejo
>>74669891
Slow news day bro, only new news are from 2 days ago
>>74669885
EYB
>>74669885
>Anime
>Early
>Horrible
Literally no
>>74669882
that body is gone m8
>>74664889
>>74664899
>>74664914
>>74664924
>>74669896
>Anderson Silva reveals who he wants to fight at UFC 212 in Brazil
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/anderson-silva-reveals-who-he-wants-to-fight-at-ufc-212-in-brazil-031317
>Yoel Romero calls for Anderson Silva interim title fight
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/13/14910528/ufc-yoel-romero-open-anderson-silva-interim-title-fight-bisping-st-pierre-booked-mma
>Cirkunov will face Volkan Oezdemir at UFC Fight Night 109
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/13/14908888/misha-cirkunov-will-face-volkan-oezdemir-at-ufc-fight-night-109
>>74669876
She seemed reluctant to initiate, I think she had a bad case of the jitters in what was her first big fight. Had Herrig hurt at the end when she did let her hands go so it looked like a winnable fight after the dust cleared.
But I do wonder if she's a bit too small for the weight to win at the top level, she looked like a strawweight in there.
>>74669921
it's pretty much speculation shit senpai
>>74669935
>she looked like a strawweight in there.
>>74669855
do you have the ones where shes teen?
>>74669947
kek, I meant to type atomweight
>>74669962
im not a pedophile
>>74669974
lol, she just looks so familiar.
Welcome to, "If I Did It", a show where we analyze and solve PR kerfluffles from the MMA world and beyond!
Next time wait till bump limit you morons. It's not that big of a deal. It really isn't.
>>74670098
what do you mean next time?
Never made an OP and I ain't gonna start now
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