*tears English football apart

>>74661752
>*tears English football apart
League wins in Italy, Spain & France.
Might qualify for Europa League in England.
Not top scorer in league despite playing in one of the most expensively assembled sides in football history.

*tears his own team out of two cups by chimping out

*tears packet of crisps open as he sits at home on matchday*

>6th

whoa!

>>74664166
>already 15 goals as a decrepit barely mobile pensioner in the "muh fast and physical" EPLel

>>74664317
>gets away with 90 elbows an hour
surprised he hasn't scored more

>>74664317
>barely mobile pensioner
Excuse me but giggs, beckham, pirlo, xavi and others have played at his age and he's not barely mobile.

>>74664317
>one more than defoe....bottom of league, moyes
>tearing apart the league

He's having a good season. Far from tearing the league apart. He's had better goalscoring rates during seasons in France, Italy and Spain.

>>74664426
Everyone in that list except for Beckham was a center mid who didn't have to move much at all and certainly didn't come up against big defenders

>>74664529
Sure, back when he didn't have dentures

fucking invisible today