Chelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Willian, Diego Costa, Hazard
United: De Gea; Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Rojo, Darmian; Herrera, Pogba, Young; Mkhitaryan, Rashford
Starts in 25 bings
first for /a/
3-1 Chelsea
dubs and I don't get dubs
Add to my OC lads
uh i've set up a stream:
streams.notahoneypot.me
user:wew
pass:lad
cannot wait for the flood of booty blasted foreigners later
>de gay
8-3 Chelsea
6th for seething Slovaks
please don't lose by 3+ it would make me pretty sad
>>74661169
*climbs on ur lap and kisses ur cheek*
uguu
>tfw to smart for 4 in the back
anyone wanna come over and watch?
we can cuddle if it gets cold, i have snacks
>>74661214
My sides. Add a Manure cap or scarf and Twitter logo
>>74661215
I'm not clicking that shit Chaim
Any tips for Cheltenham lads?
>>74661200
first post claimed by the good guys
Will Conte be cheerleading again?
GIVE ME A FOUR
GIVE ME A NIL
Imagine being naive enough to think this won't be one of the most boring games of the decade
who /a/bu here?
>>74661253
yeah, dont bet
>>74661215
dont fall for their tricks
>>74661251
alright thanks for the update
keep me posted mate
>>74661282
Are you the based robot jew?
https://soccerstreams.net/streams/3687/chelsea-122_vs_manchester-united-56
streams
only abu master race may use them though
>>74661288
nope
CHELSEA
>>74661246
>bandwagoners making fun of bandwagoners
*dabs in an own goal*
>>74661298
are gay lol
>>74661215
not bad schlomo. it got a "heh" out of me.
>>74661266
Mou will attempt the greatest bus parking of our times, but if (when) they concede Manure will have to open play and Azzar should have a field day
>>74661244
I don't care for the match but I could go for some cuddling and snacks.
does tranny posting start after KO?
>>74661308
i was under meme influence when i got the domain but it's a legit stream
>>74661268
Hey cutie.
>>74661270
>not speculating on the speed of horses
Are you gay?
>>74661302
#Pogbad
>mouyes
>>74661320
>I don't care for the match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOHUpuKIEnU
>>74661321
no trannies allowed
i can post women though
What don't Chel$ki put the 2nd-string goaltender in nets?
>>74661329
you actually watch 442oons?
are you 12?
>>74661329
these videos are cancer and bad for your health anon. please stop watching them.
What the fuck is happening with the moors lately? They are quickly becoming the biggest memeposters on /sp/.
Or is it just 1 autist?
>>74661336
>no trannies allowed
but its a United thread
>>74661336
HOL UP
>>74661336
>>74661341
>>74661343
Only watched the >pogba one after searching for his Liverpool match """highlights""" lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRmIGGdYyto
who /HighTest/ here?
>>74661358
gay if you wouldn't tbfh
>>74661336
This looks like my girl with tits, though. Can you delet this.
>>74661358
she is so gorgeous
>>74661352
theyre split into two.
half are still bandwagoning chelski, the other half are now customers cos mouyes left
>>74661361
you're actually linking it. bloody hell you really are 12.
>no women in the BBC studio
What a fucking surprise
It's 2017 you idiots
r8 my new shoes
>it's a"betas shit up a thread by posting women they'll never even talk to" thread
>>74661375
Fuck off.
post yfw when united get drawn against lyon in the europa league and get knocked out by memepiss
>>74661374
>s-stop making fun of The Pogboom
>he'll come good eventually la
>willian isntead of pedro
>>74661379
>not brogues
shit tbvh
You guys know Rashford is starting right ???
>>74661390
he's cup tied
>>74661169
>no ibra
is losing part of his plan?
>>74661390
>mfw
Have you seen them against Roma? They'll destroy Manure
>>74661380
there are still lost souls browsing spuh RIGHT NOW that believe 3D is superior to 2D. shaking my head tßh
>>74661393
>p-please don't make fun of me for enjoying 442oons
wew lad
Conte's wearing a new wig
>>74661380
>he doesnt stutter awkwardly towards that girl on the train before realizing she had her headphones in and didnt hear anyway so its ok
smfampai
Discuss
Chelsea - Man.U. this looks amaz
>it's the FA cup
well whatever
>>74661400
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>chelsea match thread
>lots of JFs
wheres the real fans?
>>74661415
but if roma go through dzeko will rape united as he always did
>>74661380
>i watch chinese cartoons because i will never talk to a girl
LOL
anyone catch that pre-game interview with Jose on FS1.
LMAO
Is kick off at 8?
>>74661380
but you cant talk to 2d women either lad
>>74661430
Dabiscuss
Amirite?
>>74661430
hes black and manlet kante is better
>>74661422
You're evidently more familiar with the channel than I am, la
Who /nervous/ here?
>>74661440
7.45
Rashford starts
>fat frank holding his bitch tits in with a waistcoat
>>74661449
im expecting nothing but a loss so Im feeling strangely comfy
>>74661437
>For me, it's 3D
*carves dabbingly*
Rashford starts!!
hmmmm
>>74661336
>>74661358
who is she??
>>74661430
discus
>>74661436
We're assuming Manure get past the mighty Ok Poctob in the first place though, it was a close call in Russia
Why did BBC line Man Utd up in a 4-2-3-1? They put Jones in midfield, for the sake of ein fuck!
>>74661457
Serena a cute.
>>74661462
>>74661462
>ella
Should I go for full Hitler youth cut tomorrow.
Alright lads. Lets have an absolutely conking game tonight; a real bosting game.
>>74661295
>white women
>>74661336
I unironically find Bailey unattractive, despite being totally happy to suck big beautiful feminine cocks and swallow the cum.
Why isn't Ibrahimovic playing?
>>74661467
>Ok Poctob
õk
we want light show
>>74661491
>Why isn't Ibrahimovic playing?
suspended, have you been living in a cave?
>>74661490
Sure, if you want anti-fa raping your ass
>>74661467
>close call
Delusional slovak
>>74661499
the fa have been getting away with it for too long
>>74661491
>Why isn't Ibrahimovic playing?
Suspended for elbowing that other guy
>>74661492
ok
>>74661490
Get a reverse mohawk
>tfw your illegal stream is better than BBC iPlayer
>>74661497
Nah I've just not been watching shitty irrelevant Russia-tier teams like MU.
>>74661295
>Not just watching it on the iplayer
You cunt
what's up with the light show?
>>74661481
Outstanding taste.
Why is this match so hyped? It's only the quarter finals and 2 very mediocre teams for that matter.
Based light-technicians
what is this light show for
*papi de poupi*
Who chelse/a/?
>>74661505
>1:1
>against full-time vodka distillers
>highest paid squad in the world
>game is at Stamford Bridge
>no replay
How is this fair?
what the fuck, is this WWE?
>>74661508
Oh I actually saw that. That was great. The guy deserved it. Based Zlatan. Don't know why the fuck he is at United. Nor Pogba.
I sink
daily reminder that mings literally did nothing wrong
Why don't we have a website with stream links like reddit?
>>74661529
Thank you.
>>74661532
memes
Browsing /gif/ before the match, lads.
ready for some Yuroball
>>74661361
Lol that's actually quite funny
acestream?
>>74661544
because we're not newfags and have our private arsenal of streams duh
>>74661491
Ibra got suspended for three games for aggressively putting his head under Tyrone Mings studs or some shit.
Whole of the FA is Hella ABU
>>74661541
Pogba is there because it's a long-term project at an obscenely rich club and he's still pretty young. Zlatan is there because there are only a handful of clubs in Europe that can pay his wages and none of them were really options other than Man United for various reasons.
>>74661539
United fans don't have to travel that far on a work day
Daily reminder from /pol/:
Corporations push all the degeneracy, including your shitty sports corps.
Here we see Nike giving work to a disgusting fatty, a recent news item.
>>74661544
>we obey the law
what is this musical shit cringe??
>eplel
oh thats why
Williams hair looks stupid
>>74661215
wtf it's a legit stream
toda ahi
(i'm not samefagging i'm a different person)
Not a fan of this gay lighting
>>74661544
We are all passive autists in here, but not fucking pieces of shit of redditors at least
>>74661560
>using some weird proprietary malware pushing stream with delay
streams.notahoneypot.me
user:wew
pass:lad
>>74661544
What's the link to r*ddit's stream links?
is this a football match or performance art?
>ABU with money on United
literally cannot lose tonight
>>74661571
My sides
>>74661543
>>74661565
Mings got suspended for that, but Zlatan got suspended for elbowing Mings in the face later on. The bastard deserved it, but still, the FA can't let that go unpunished because it sets an awful precedent.
nervous as fuck 2bh
Jesus christ Gonde that's a strong team.
Do you really need a striker if you have a £95m midfielder?
Surely he'll step up and score?
R..right?
>>74661532
>2 very mediocre teams
Chelsea are killing the league.
What the fuck was that fairy faggot music they just played in the stadium?
Chelsea why are you so gay
>>74661573
Is your hijab on too tight la'?
>BBC thinks its Jones in midfield
State of these
>>74661582
>not using the masterrace acestream
lmaoing @ u
>>74661585
>Draw
>United win on pens
m8
what is this music?
>>74661589
this needs to be edited to be mings and ibra
The call that saved Manchester
>>74661532
Chelsea is decent when they are out of europe
manure is trash I agree
>>74661338
>pete rock when discussing mumble rappers.jpg
>>74661602
money on United to progress lad
>>74661582
K lad I'm actually gonna try it don't steal my shekels please
>>74661536
Me
I hate both these cunt teams but there aren't any Chelsea fans at work so I hope united lose
>>74661577
>Williams
keked
*dabs*
>>74661603
sounds like a nazi marching tune desu
Chelse/a/ !
>>74661295
>using a reddit site
neck yourself
>>74661583
soccerstreams
>>74661611
At least save this meme for when the match is over.
Fuck.
I watched a film before this, Second Story Man, so i've been sitting down for 2 hours already. My ass... my everything... is so sticky, so uncomfortable.
>BBC don't know that Mourinho played a back 3 against Rostov
Hey, maybe Jones is in midfield. He played there against Real Madrid.
>>74661539
Magic of the cup, la.
>>Jones in midfield
>>74661606
or just 3 mings
>trying to play 3-4-3 like most teams that played Chelsea and lost
ez
>Conte: only 1 change to whole season starting eleven
>Mourinho: first time playing this team with fringe players starting
>Mourinho is afraid
I do love /sp/
>>74661430
* dab *
>The United States was founded on diversi-
is kante from that new solar system they found?
>>74661611
>the state of that united bench
>Martin Tyler
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74661636
Nice blog Paco
>part time danish plumbers
>part time russian farmers
Contemplating on whether I should watch this or the latest episode of the walking dead.
>all these JFs stealing my license fee by streaming the game
>luiz
bbc 1 HD stream without the 30 seconds delay pls
>>74661623
Someone get me a basic gestalt of why do they play in stamford bridge if its only one match
Ramos would have scored that
so basically whoever wins this match wins the entire cup
FA cup is a joke, a joke!!!!!!
>haven't conceded yet
get the fuck in
>>74661636
>Second Story Man
Good?
just dabbed infront of my dad, he called me a knobhead and punched me
Just put my life savings on a bore draw.
Who the FUCK is Batshuyai
HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD HAZARD
>>74661678
Deserved you nigger
>>74661681
who ru
cba cooking ordered take out
>>74661668
You know you can drag the bar at the bottom to the right to take it live right, la?
I've got £35 on at 13/1 for Costa to score first and celebrate with a dab. Pray for me lads. Really need the money.
why does martin tyler sound like he's doing the transmission from the toilet
>>74661678
you deserved it
got £500 on chelshit win
how blacked am i
>>74661682
Oui, oui.
>>74661658
Pray Pogba doesn't score. He'll lose it.
>>74661678
Based dad
>>74661681
>Michy Batshuayi Tunga (born 2 October 1993) is a Belgian footballer who plays for English club Chelsea and the Belgian national team as a striker.
>>74661699
I hope he does for the memes
MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI MIKI
>>74661691
i know but the bbc stream is 30 seconds behind the actual tv feed that most other people are watching
How's the match been so far?
>>74661678
The definitely happened.
>>74661672
Because Chelsea got drawn at home
>tfw snowing right now
comfy day lads
>>74661658
>>74661699
https://mobile.twitter.com/ProudieYT/status/788069683782033408/video/1
Hello my fellow teens, does anyone have any weed?
>How you want your hair senpai?
>jus gimme the David Luiz
>>74661677
It felt alright. Good directing. Likeable actors. But I didn't fucking understand it. It's one of those films where a character disappears and... like, they never existed.... I think. I couldn't tell.
>>74661709
shit
>>74661169
4-0 chelsea incoming
Is it just one game tie?
Rate
>>74661689
>chow mein
>chow mein
>my chow mein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meCKcMvy4S8
>>74661676
>yet
it's inevitable 2bh
stream where
>>74661631
Doesn't work
>>74661707
>>74661682
stop it
>>74661724
yeah. there aren't any 2 legged games in the fa cup
>>74661715
Supposed to get 8 inches tonight here in NJ, getting comfy
>>74661715
>super sunny day with 15°C
It's way too fucking early for this shit
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea!
Conte Conte Conte!
Diego Diego Diego!
>>74661737
Great, but what's the weather like?
>>74661725
you absolute nutcase
>>74661675
>implying united could beat arsenal or spurs
>zlatan not playing
dropped
>>74661703
>Bats is younger than me
>>74661707
three for a fiver
>>74661692
if that were to happen, wouldn´t you need to use that money in legal fees to prove you weren't involved in matchfixing?
>>74661741
>stealing leicester chants
SAD!
>>74661215
Shlomo stream eh?
I'm not buying it, how do you make shekles from this...
>>74661747
kek. absolute madman
>>74661751
not so sure about arsenal. wenger against mourinho AND united? the odds are against him.
link?
>>74661758
eternal salvation in the afterlife > monetary compensation in the current
>>74661719
Yes, I would also like to purchase some marijuana. Are there anyone in this thread on 4chan that know how to locate any drugs?
They look shit already just the 2017 Leicester as Mou said
>>74661747
lel
>>74661751
anyone could beat spurs at wembley desu
Is it worth a red card to 2-foot Hazard out of the game?
Watching United is just sad. Watching them with such a meh team, when they used to be so iconic,
>>74661765
Would be the least one sided match of all the options 2bf
>>74661765
>wenger against mourinho AND united?
he would come 4th
>>74661675
why?
>that chunk of random hair near the manure players jaw
for what purpose
If United fans are customers, what about Chelsea fans?
>>74661775
>customers
>white
>>74661684
>this flag
pogba beating kante
ahahahahahahahaha kante is SHIT
>>74661793
bros
>>74661793
consumers
>>74661775
I'd bang her.
>>74661769
That's not Jewish.. that's not Jewish at all..
Are you an undercover puritan?
>>74661775
Asian fans: respectable, well-dressed, patricians.
White fans: chavs.
White genocide when?
>manure
>>74661793
Nazi customers
>Chelsea
>still hasn't crossed the midfield
>attacking team
>>74661215
Oy vey
LINK STREAM
Is Stamford bridge the most female friendly away day in the UK?
Why cant Darmian ever shave properly holy shit it triggers me so much. You are a fucking milionare pay someone to do it if you are so damn retarded to not know how to do it on your own
>tfw no stream link for phone
>>74661793
The good guys
ffs darmian shave that shit off already
lel pogba looks so yuge shielding off ngolo manletkele
>respectable, well-dressed, patricians
>>74661712
But are there manuts fans allowed like in a final?
>>74661827
6'3 vs 5'7
what did darmian mean by that facial hair?
>>74661809
hmm i dont think you understand judaism at all
>4-4-2
expect Hazard to have a lot of space in between
>neither team able to carry the ball up mid-field
can both teams just get knocked out now please
>White genocide when?
>>74661816
>Fans of the EPLEL think this team would do anything in Europe
>>74661829
They get 25% of the stadium I think
>kanté missed a tackle
>phil jones
>next duncan edwards
fucking kek my shit right up lads, he literally hasn't gotten any better than when he was at Blackburn
>>74661819
Just get one off plebbit senpai
I don't rate Pogba.
>>74661768
you can watch it on Eurosport
FIGHT
AND
WIN!!!!!!!!
not a bad start so far
stop giving me hope you cunts
>10 minutes in
>all too tired to sing now
>people not finding the stream when i've already shilled it several times
shaking my head tbqh
how long has willian had cornrows for?
>>74661769
10/10 accept Yehshua as Mashiah now.
Which team has the best customers?
POST STREAM YOU FUCKING FLAMERS
As a casual football observer, I can say with full confidence that Leicester are currently the team with the most iconic players.
As shit as they may be lately, Vardy and and Mahrez have more verve abotu them than any other players in the top teams.
All other EPL teams are forgettable or .... just lame. Including Chelsea. Who the fuck is Hazard? A nobody, truthfully. And these Meds are just poor man's Spanish players.
What formation are Man Utd playing, lads?
>>74661819
https://soccerstreams.net/streams/3687/chelsea-122_vs_manchester-united-56
>>74661735
It's slow right now, but you come through eventually
Follow this link
>>74661295
>>74661858
Because you're racist
>>74661858
Literally get out of my face
So much better football than van laal
>>74661858
pretty controversial lad
>>74661844
they can only play one match a week. Conte's way of dealing children is appeasement.
>>74661834
>It's all about that gold, bout that gold, fuck goyim
This is basically my understanding of judaism
Dele>>>>>Pogpoo
Great pass from Pogdab
>rushit cant aim
top lad
>>74661840
>Thinking it's a 4-4-2
Retard
Football is so boring these days, lads.
>>74661877
the team which advertises its official tractor partner
Did I miss something, why is Rashford playing? Did Jose play 3D chess again?
>>74661877
Best customers are obviously the ones who buy the half and half shirts
>>74661870
and this is coming from a jew
you know this fucker knows shilling
shame on you guys
>>74661888
Those balenciagas
wew
Literally can't hear a single Chelsea fan
united are winning every battle in midfield
>muh kante best midfielder in the world
Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
he could have won the cup
but he fucked it up
Viva John Terry
>>74661882
4
2
3
1
>>74661877
Juventus
>>74661885
Thanks based Korean
is this the Chelsea team that is tearing apart the eplel?
stupid ass tackle
willian going nowhere
>>74661870
אתה אור לגויים ,חבר
אך ישנם גויים שלעולם לא יראו את האור
>>74661917
WAYYYYYNE ROONEY SCORE A GOAL
SCORE A GOAL
WAYYYYYNE ROONEY SCORE A GOAL FOR US
More like gashford
>>74661901
she /noassatall/
>>74661901
Spanish league hoovering up too many of the great players.
can ref just card darmian for that facial hair
who Radio 5 commentary on the red button Masterace here?
>costs 100m
>literally the most expensive footballer ever
>plays shit all season
>barely any criticism
Why is this? Why does he escape scrutiny when players like Ozil get slaughtered by pundits and the media every week?
You now remember Mkhitaryan and Willian playing on the same team.
Darmian? More like marzipan
>>74661927
Yep. That's why English clubs are doing so poorly in the CL.
>that free kick
kek
kek luiz
how does one differentiate moses from willian now
>top of the league
>cruising
>playing at home
>playing the biggest club in the world and odds on to beat them
and all you can hear are away fans
embarrassing
i'd rather my team finished 14th and weren't an embarrassment than win the league and have THAT as your support
there are some things money can't buy like class, culture and passion
Friendly reminder that Chelsea will be playing under A FUCKING LAMPSHADE in a few years time
>>74661936
cute lil white girl booty is still booty
>>74661933
>א
Looks like a swastika kek
>Darmian
Imagine being number 36, that should be motivation enough for you to step it up
refball? also in the Cup?
>>74661899
You kiddin'? What do you think it is?
Is this, dare I say it, an even contest so far!?!?
>>74661941
>barely any criticism
You mean besides all the criticism he's getting despite being rated pretty well almost every game?
>I rate Willian
willian's haircut sponsored by yokohama tyres
>>74661950
one of them's black and one of them's some nigger from the bible
>>74661955
with insight like that you should post on /int/
>>74661941
Because half of the pundits nowadays are either openly United fans, or ex United players.
rate my gf lads
Chelsea's link-up play makes me fully erect every time
>>74661951
How can Chelsea be playing Real Madrid? They're not in Europe
>>74661941
hazard was missing for an entire year and got barely any shit
ozil goes missing for a year and you never hear the end of it
Wait, Ashley Young is playing?
fugggg
Eden GOATing it up
good chance la
they look so scared, Chelsea..
it's only the 6th team in the league table.
relax, boys
AZA
>>74661951
Hollow, hollow, hollow
Chelsea's "success" is fucking hollow
All that money they took
From that big Russian crook
And they'll never win three in a row
HAZARD FUCK
>>74661975
She's a big girl
wew, 'azard
>smalling
>>74661975
thicc
AZZAR!
>>74661970
chuckled
fuck
WHAT A SAVE
>>74661870
>>74661933
>>74661973
post fick
>those saves
LMAOING @ Smalling desu
de gay
noice save tbqh
DE GOAT
United would be stoke tier without De gay
do manure have any fucking defenders
Is Cuadrado playing?
>de gay
>>74661901
BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP
Paul Pogba role
>>74661975
She's the worst part of Clouds of Sils Maria
Does anyone actually r8 Gayhill?
fuggg chelski going ham
>chelshitty
>>74661215
thanks senpai
>>74661958
4 2 3 1 you fucking retard.Where the fuck is the other striker to pair with rashford?
>>74661990
UUUU
>>74661978
He said biggest club in the world, not biggest circus.
FFFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKK
>de gay
Are Manchester getting, dare I say it, grabbed by the boipussy here?
Goal incoming
>>74661941
Because aside from the punditry lot being mostly ex Utd and Liverpool players, Utd were so good for so long that 'everyone' wants to pretend they're still at the level
Because if they pretend Utd are still top class, that makes the Premier League look better as a whole, and thus their existence is given more meaning
It's basically selfishness manifested as groupthink
>fraudzard thinking he's sanchez
>moses
DE GAY
>it's a de GOAT saves our arses all game episode
haven't seen this one in a while
>>74661951
Sorry but real Madrid is not playing the FA Cup
De Gea to Real Madrid when?
>setting up a volley for moses
too far into the meme corners here conte
HOW ARE UNITED HOLDING ON
FUCKKKKK SAKE
GET THE BALL IN THE NET AND SECURE MY 1k BET
>DE GAY
Where would manure be without de gay ffs
>>74662022
Mkhitaryan. He played up front with Zlat the other night. Tell me what it is about his positioning on the field that makes it not two up front.
>>74662060
championship
>>74662048
C'mon Chelsea score a goal, its really very simple
>>74662044
Next season
REF BALL
>willian looks the same as moses now
Portugal just disappeared all of a sudden, what happened?
>>74661979
>hazard was missing for an entire year and got barely any shit
On /sp/? I fucking hated all of you last year. You shat on him non-stop, first bad season and it was like he had never been good. Blabla belgians overrated blabla. And now this year he's the GOAT? Fuck /sp/.
>>74662044
31st of august 23h59min59sec
>>74662048
>United dominate the game for 20 minutes
>Chelsea have 2 chances
>HOW ARE UNITED HOLDING ON
refball
>THEY THINK THEY CAN BEAT DE GOAT
>DE GAY
>>74662048
What odds ?
Fuck me it's going to 0-0 isn't it
>>74661975
Is this a shoop?
>slapping inside the box
>no foul
>Chelsea
De Hay is carrying manure on his back
Mkhitaryan and Willian used to destroy the Ukranian league together. Now they're both #22 in these clubs.
Nervous, lads.
>>74662079
knowing moorlands probably internet downtime
>>74662099
nein
>>74662099
Yes. She's not that small irl
>>74662024
>implying the team that isn't going to win a major trophy for multiple decades after giving Liverpool shit for the same thing aren't the biggest circus in the world
what is her role again?
Do you guys think Hazard is Real Madrid quality player?
>get the advantage
>fuck it up
>award manure a yellow and free kick
l3l
Dat refball
They played advantage.
Hazard pussy.
Hazard just ran into him kek
>>74662080
are you joking?
Herrerra is fucking scum.
Cheeky that from Herrera
>>74662108
What a retarded pose desu.
>>74662080
can you read?
REF BALL
>>74662096
15/20
AZZAR NEEDS SOME MORE AGGRESSION WHEN HES ON THE PITCH
he's to nice
>>74662113
sweeper keeper
>>74662088
fuck off lad
that fat lout in the light blue polo shirt directly behind the top right corner flag
Kek
>>74661845
But dont they play it in sf cause they have less titles?
>>74662113
to be a bad actress?
>>74662068
>Tell me what it is about his positioning on the field that makes it not two up front.
herrera is honestly one of the biggest cunts in the league
>>74662060
it's okay, we got sergio "12 clean sheets in 20" romero
Herrera is the snidest little shit...
He's due a good smacking
>>74662115
>>74662116
no fk
Hereras such a snidey dirty wanker
>Hazard
now I get the ameritards calling this game divegrass..
>>74662132
thanks ill call azzar and let him know
>mid half analysis with le don't work sundays man and le ''''''dutch'''' man
fuck off bbc
>Hazard runs into you
>ref gives you a yellow card
SEMEN SLURPING
Herrera is getting a red today unless the ref pusses out. He's way too heated, and Hazard seem to be feeling cheeky tonight.
>>74662150
i wanna fk you tho
Herrera is a bit of a cunt. Not sure who's a bigger cunt between him and Alli
>>74661430
Andy Carroll was a better transfer.
Christ Oliver is a fucking cunt. Think he thinks he's on WWE or something.
>>74662136
I saw him too kek, fucking state
T O U C H L I N E A N A L Y S I S
>>74662108
>get yellow
>3 minutes later start grabbing people
cheeky
Dirty Dirty Man Utd.
Loving it :-D
>>74662154
t.hanks
>>74662122
Hazard ran into him like Neymar ran into the PSG player except the PSG player dive to make contact which Herrera didn't do, just in case you were one of those crying about Barca
>>74662159
Herrera seems to know he can get away with some shit, so I'm going to say him.
>azar having a good game
United are fucked.
fucking northern thugs FUCK OFF
dirty northern monkey fucking SCUM
literally championship subhuman nigger tactics trying to foul our team
FUCK off out OUR league
>the world's most expensive squad has phil jones playing as a defensive midfielder
>>74662151
>>74662148
>>74662145
>>74662122
>>74662117
True Utd ledge
>Hazard hurt on wimpy touch
>mfw
I absolutely love that people hate herrera
>yfw chelsea loses but its ok because slovakbro btfos manure cucks regardless
I feel like David Luis is out of place at Chelsea.
Why does azzar only turn it on against shit teams?
Worried about the rashford threat
STOP KILLING AZZA REEEEE
This is fucking disgraceful. A new low for Mouyes.
BASED POWERFUL PHIL JONES
man utd fans are mentally ill
all lower class, uneducated, poorfags lol
makes me sick
Nice tackle from Moses on Poogba
that's the second dive from Hazard. What's wrong with the ref?
>>74662194
delet
Cunte looks nervous
dancingpakicustomer.jpg
>show manure fans
>all poo in loos
>>74662208
>>74662203
>Being this autistic
>(You)
>>74662187
Literally every fan of either of these 2 teams is a Londoner
>>74662203
>Chelsea loses
dabbing nigel reo coker
>>74662113
black cock cumdump
>Southern softies think Football should be a non contact sport
LEL
>>74662223
autism = power
>>74662226
BASED
Post dabs
>>74662188
I don't get it?
He's absolute class. Only problem is he's injury prone and his all or nothing style means he exacerbates the problem.
If he never got injured he'd be Vidic tier.
loving this slovakian ABU desu
>>74662212
O-okay André let's calm down haha, let's think back to when you got that ban for tweets posted in 2012.
who /5 live/ here?
>>74662228
>Nigel Reo-Coker
Literally the most stereotypical British name ever.
>>74662219
shhh maybe the eternal slovakian didn't see it
>>74662230
>that tripcode
>implying you're not from london
>>74662238
Where? I haven't seen a single post from that autist supreme
>/sp/ is now just customers complaining about other customers for being customers
LOL THEM SAND NIGGER UNITED FANS
>almost a third of the way in, and nothing has happened except for some good saves
Maybe I shouldn't have bet on Chelsea -3...
>>74662238
>tfw common hatred towards Manure Corp. united all of /sp/
>>74662247
welcome to the death of /sp/ la
get used to it, lads. Mourinho prepared the game well, Chelsea is being sufocated
>>74662248
When memes become reality
>>74662236
>He's absolute class
>>74662247
t. angry customer triggered for being called out for being a good little customer
New bread needed lads.
>hazzard gets the ball
>dives instantly
top
fucking
lad
Pogba lucky af
I absolutely despise Michael Oliver
>>74662245
Must be an ABBrighton
POOOOOOOOOGBA
Fucking BLACKED.
>1/4 of the way into the game
>majority of poonited players look absolutely fucked
heh, nice try kiddas
NEW FRED?
god I wish we had players who can actually cross
is rashford just danny welbeck now that he's lost his fresh edge?
t.courtois
new bread
>>74662108
>you will never fuck a gril
why live lads
Hazard btfo yet again
>>74662275
>martintylercommentatingonaunitespass.wav
>rashford
kekles
>>74662252
>>74662286
He's the white macheda
>398 million shekels on the equivalent of Ousmane Dabo
>>74662247
If you are looking for intelligent posts on 4chan you are in the wrong place. Get out while you still can.
ah yes the so called customers
>>74662229
>manure fans
kys
>kits have different number fonts for the league and cups
Weird meme.
Should old age pensioners get free football tickets?
>>74662295
You're in Brazil, don't they spread their legs for some bread and water over there?
Looks like Mou has his team set up for a replay
>>74662306
lel I knew you lads would screenshot
>>74662247
I'm only here to meme desu senpai
>>74662303
>a gazillion shekels for the black avihai yadin
>>74662314
Pens.
>>74662306
Kek
>>74662314
>replay
>Assard
>>74662108
W H O
H
O
>>74662306
just run of the mill londoners
>>74662312
No, they've had their whole lives to save up money for one
>>74662314
No replays.
>>74662314
what if I were to tell you Belgium, that there are no replays.
>it's a /sp/ freaks out over non-white fans episode
>>74662314
no replay fellow waffle
game gets decided today
>hazzard
>Phil Jones is absolute class
>>74662309
She's been blacked multiple times m8
>>74662306
>that puffer coat
he's trying to pull off the roadman look but looks like a twat
>chelsea tactics are basically just pass it to hazard and let him do the rest
funny thing is it'll actually work
THE CITY OF ASSTARD
>asshard
Hazard is absolute raping these cucks
>>74662326
dunno
right click
"search google for this image"
?????
>>74662332
>it's a customer promotes diversity episode
do you get suspended for cups AND league games when you get a red card in bongland?
>Hazshit
jej
>manure customers
>only pakis isis members
what do they mean by this?
>>74662326
http://www.instagram.com/ravenarce/?hl=en
>>74662252
feels good
>>74662357
next mayor of Manchester is in there somewhere
I would rally like a Chelsea win today desu
>>74662359
yes
only a matter of time lads
>>74662343
based Samurai Jack
>>74662359
all FA organized competitions in the same hat regarding this
Can't see us winning this all we're doing is pressing
NE THREWAD
>>74662376
>>74662376
>>74662376
I guess I'll have to do it.
NEW
>>74662354
99% of the time you'll never find anything better than the picture posted.
>>74662386
>>74662387
God damn it.
>>74662371
kinda want ET just for the novelty of a fourth sub
>>74662386
>>74662387
fucking hell
>>74662357
Are you a working class southern Italian living in northern Italy by any chance?
If not, you're a customer just like them.
>>74662366
Maybe they'll start paying us to be quiet. They're so f**cking rich after all
>>74662370
lmao
>>74662386
>>74662387
>the county town of (You)
>>74662386
>>74662387
>no new thread for 100 extra posts
>2 new threads instantly
ffs
>>74661933
Back to the oven
>>74662386
>>74662387
2 seconds
>>74662386
>>74662387
mongs
>>74662386
>>74662387
I hate when this happens.
woops
>>74662286
They're all niggers.
Niggers make good fullbacks or defensive midfielders.
In american football I think its called a "running back"
HAHAHAHA HERRERA
>MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE
>Hershit
hahahaha
>having "spaniards" in your team
>>74662157
PROPHET
>>74662157
norGOD
>>74662157
Top kek mate
>giving him a yellow for standing around first
Nice refball.
>REFBALL
I knew he would save you lads. it's like we are at the Nou Camp all over again
what happened?
>time for HITF; hoof it to fellaini
>Miki off for Fellaini
>against the 6th (sixth)
>they need this amount of refball
>red card 35m
embarrassing
Is Moses really Chelsea quality?
>>74662157
>>74662587
The fans are still more embarrassing tbqh.
I wonder how much vodka the ref will drink later.
>>74662108
>Tatoo
no
why are man of the match awards given so early? what if de gea suddenly scores a hat trick? will kante still be MOM>?