/heem/

le nothing without his roids huezilian

>>74657986
His style is heavily reliant on them

he honestly should go to rizin and roid like some crazy bodybulderman

>>74657970
Circus acts aren't ok.

>>74657998
your a circus act

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>>74657986
Press F to pay respects

>>74657998
Since when?

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HEAD MOOOOVEMEEEENT

>>74658019
we might just have different ethical stances, but Just do a little research about how the animals are treated.

>>74658024
Amanda is so fucking roided. I can't wait until she pops.

>>74658030
I'll definitely do some research. I don't know shit about the subject so I can't say if it's ethical or not. I've just never heard any complaints about circus acts.

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>>74658009

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Does /heem/ like GSP?

>>>/wsg/1587900

>>74658051
He's boring as HECK.

>>74658051
if you need to ask then youre a casual
>ireland
it checks out

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>>74658051
GSP was born in the same lab as Sage, a prototype for the most boring fighter ever. It was a major success.

Nelson or Jouban?

>>74658084
jouban is the patrician choice

>>74658097
Jouban is still shook over Platinum, not a chance he beats gunni.

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>tfw you might get to meet Ngannou in person

>>74658097
lispy anti-bully fag (not you 425, jouban)

>>74658116

ask him if he would beat prime Schaub

>>74658031
You don't have to be roided to smash someone just standing there like a deer in the headlights, stiff as a board in the face.

>>74658129
>425
do you enjoy me not being able to call you out directly? It feels like im tripfagging at this point

>>74658155
This is an anonymous board. Keep doing what you're doing.

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>>74658116

>my girls gonna be there

im gonna touch her botty guys

>>74658206
how much do you bench though

also post how many inches your arm is

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is Bernard Shrub a good fighter?

>>74658051
is GSP a weaboo?

why does he wear this gay ass shit

>>74658214
nothing i'm disabled
don't know reach

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You can not deny he is simply irresistible.

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Is she objectively, literally and unironically free money against Karolina?

>>74658271
filename made me kek

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>>74658266
the guy literally doesn't have a resting face, not even while he's unconscious

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Whoever you are or whatever you do, you'll get only what God prescribed for you.
AlhamduliLlah for everything God gifted me for my 28 years, I got much more than I asked. I know that many people was waiting for this fight and I fail them.
Want to bring my apologies for all my fans, UFC and my opponent Tony.
My health is fine now, thanks God. These tough testing only makes me stronger.
Thank everyone for the support.

>>74658329
>trashes the hospital staff
>praises god
really made me think

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>>74658271

>le gas in 2 rounds woman

Kookers will UD her

>>74658329
>God will save me
>God's prophet is a schizophrenic pedo who thinks the sun sets in a puddle and light shone out of his mothers vagina upon his birth
>He will truly help me
>can't even overcome a tiramisu

Fucking die you slav squatting pull out merchant.

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>>74658329

Does anyone actually know why Khabib "had a really bad experience and sunrise hospital"?

What happened there?

>>74658271
In a 3 rounder absolutely, Karolina maaaaybe could win in 5 round fight

>>74658380
that's what people who go to emergency rooms say lol, that's a tough fucking job

>>74658391
>Yeah I am trying to lose 30 pounds so I can get into a fight
>Go fuck yourself.

Lads this guy i know is unironically watching JRE

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>>74658116
god I love tate's disdainful face, she looks like a dominatrix porn star

>>74658370
Karolina unironically has worse striking than Claudia.

>>74658457
How do you know he isn't ironically being unironic? There are levels to this game kid

>DUDE ABOLISH WEIGHT CLASSES LMAO
>IF THEY CANT MAKE THIS ARBITRARY WEIGHT IT SHOULD BE A LOSS ON THEIR RECORD
Joe needs to get his shit sorted out.

>>74658475
He's doing it in Uni though
What if he's a /heem/ poster too

>>74658257
He's a karate master like Jean-Claude Van Damme.

So we all agree the Conor ducked out of the FW division because he saw Artem was on his way up, right?

>>74658560
Much like DC with Cain, yes. Conor isn't going to deny his boy his destineh.

http://www.tsn.ca/cirkunov-to-face-oezdemir-in-co-main-at-ufc-stockholm-1.694912

*shoots for a single leg*

>>74658627
*limp legs*
*slips put*
*guillotine*

>>74658618
The White Bull!!!

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f

>>74658649
VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL

>>74658636
*escapes guillotine*
*passes your guard into side control*
*traps your arm and starts throwing elbows*

>>74658649
2017 Vitor is still in better shape than I am.

>>74658636
*rolls to to the floor on your left*
*slips head out in the scramble when we're both on our backs in north-south position*
*jumps in your guard as you're on your knees getting up*

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>>74658116
>tfw you get to take a selfie with either of those women

>>74658466
this.

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Big John Mcarthy's wife looks like THAT?

>>74657964
good OP

Schaub's birthday is on Saturday and Rogan will be hosting a celebratory podcast and they might also watch the fight show. I can't wait.

>>74658730
What does the "big" mean?

>>74658715
Nothing but shit for the rest of the month.

>>74658749
it means he's a big douche

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>>74658730
me in the security garb

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>>74658748
sounds awful

https://imgur.com/a/o8gbr

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Like him or love him you can't deny he changed the podcasting game forever.

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>>74658754
you not excited for the QTs?

>>74658790
I've never watched an Invicta card in my life and I probably never will.

thinking of going on a roadtrip with some friends to ufc 210 (from canada)

seeing ufc live worth it?

>>74658725
Rose needs to grow her hair out she looks like shit with a buzz cut

>>74658379
He's not slav even in the most remote way and you should feel bad for calling him one.

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>>74658466

yeah doot. i love her whore face. it makes me diamonds.

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>>74658811
Yes.

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>>74658811
Invicta FC 21 was unironically the best card of the year so far. I would really recommend it. Lots of memes, lots of cuties, top tier entertaining fights, and Megan "Walking Skellington" Anderson. One fight had 3 legitimate finishes. A tap, a choke to unconsciousness, and a decision. Don't know if /heem/ helped hype it up but it really was the best card of the year

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>>74658777

Fantastic sweeb album.

>>74658811
it really depends on how you feel about the atmosphere

the actual viewing of the MMA isn't very good if you don't get your hands on good seats

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>>74658811
Look how much fun is everybody having here, granted you probably can't smoke during events nowadays

>>74658797
>>74658851
woops, wrong tag

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/r/ing a webm of the first Vitor knockdown from saturday

>>74658475
Man just shut the fuck up

>>74658811
im doing the same thing but from nyc. gonna drive up saturday and stay until sunday night. never been to a ufc event and my m8s arent even fite fans but i think its gonna be nice

Bob Sapp started throwing fights because he didn't think he was getting paid enough to take lots of damage and that's such a shame because he could have been such a force if he actually tried. Those two kickboxing matches with Ernesto Hoost show that sometimes skill cant beat power

>>74658056
>>74658064
Maybe he is boring, but he's still one of the greatest of all time.

>>74659142

>globe in the kitchen

wot

>>74658936
Ironically or unironically?

>>74659170
>jealous ref

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>>74659185

>>74659170
you can see by her face and the smile the grab or the buttocks was intentional these lesbians are sexual predators who think about pussy 24/7

>>74659142
Damn little fucker likes to rub his dick against mommys bunda so mush.
>>74659174
However you like pal

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>>74659170

>>74659170

post webm of the twerk

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>>74658116
>tfw Mickey is my boy and Miesha is my girl

Fuck why can't I live in London

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>>74659256
its not even a twerk. idk what she was doing

>>74659309
PO PO PO PO POPOZAO

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>>74659309

Thanks m8. I just enjoy her ass. Such a weird boner experience.

I'm going to be a cheeky cunt now and ask for another webm since you appear to be making them - any chance you could do one of the first knockdown of Vitor in the main event? The one with the punch that dropped him like a sack of shit.

I have not much to offer in return other than some bunda.

>>74659309
he face is just so strange, it a face that people with gigantism have yet she is tiny, it looks like a really bad thai tranny with ass implants and botox in her face that has reacted...saying that I still would tho

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>>74659351
she reminds me of a dinosaur for some reason

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>>74659351
>>74659358


Her bunda makes her doable

>>74659366
>>74659358
>>74659351

female

dwarf

warrior

>>74659207
Ironically then ;^)

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>>74659381

doo

>>74659389
that is bethe right there doo

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>>74659393

well i'll be fucked

JRE today in 4 bongs. Sam Harris and Will Macaskill. Should be good, Will was on Sams podcast a while back, he is promotes effective altruism i.e. Making sure the work you do to make the world better actually works to make the world better

>>74659420
>Sam Harris
dropped

>>74659423
You couldn't do otherwise.

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Jacare is free money right?

>>74659420
That's a strange thing to promote while advocating voting for one of the biggest criminal families & friends on the planet lol.

>>74658064
Sage's fight with Gall was pretty fun to watch

>>74659420
>Sam Harris
>Will Macaskill

literally who, wgaf

>>74659431
is this pablo

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>>74659339
this?

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>>74659491

That's perfect. Nice one doo, appreciated

>>74659477
too bad rogan couldn't get hitchens he would call rogan out like he did that shill maher lol

>>74659452
Jacroid is gonna lose

Is the Brendan Shaub meme dead?

>>74659452
Nah Whittaker is shadow realming that Corey Maggette lookin ass niqqa

>>74659513
why the fake chest miesha just stop

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>MMA hour
>Actually 4 hours

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>>74659534

Is Bambo Snaub a good fighter?

Are there any odds for the Jacare fight?

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>>74659452
Fun fact is that Jacare has never been an underdog in any of his pro-fights.

>>74659547
t(dot)casual

>>74658380

Probably he had to wait for ages and the staff were dicks?

Which is to be expected, emergency rooms are busy as fuck and there are people literally on the verge of death coming in. I can't imagine the staff would give priority or take very kindly to a guy who deliberately dehydrated himself to the point of liver failure.

The doctors probably thought he was a fucking idiot for trying to cut that much weight in such a short period and were pissed off at him for wasting their time when there are people with stab wounds and heart attacks waiting for attention.

>>74658116
Was thinking of driving upto Clawdja's new gym in Jersey but that would be creepy :^)

lads I found Adan' new plebbit account lmao

hes still dumb enough to post with a somali flag with the same post style lmao

>>74659567

I imagined it to be something along the lines of the moment he got seen, they wanted to shoot him up with fluids (obviously) and he was probably an argumentative shit about it.

"Hey. No. Stop. Be careful. I am trying for make weight for fight. I must fight for championship, you know this. I not want this IV.

Doctor want give IV. I have terrible experience."

>>74659584
be careful she owns guns
although she's not a citizen yet can she have them

>>74658952
Ye but he had like 50+ kg on everybody no cardio no skill just strenght

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Zane Simon is the sharpest mind in MMA media.

>>74659452

Absolutely not free money. There could be value in him but def not a sure thing, Whittaker has both speed and power as well as good footwork.

Jacare cannot stand with him

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Posting in a /heem/ thread :DD

>>74659593

>haha Adan goes to websites

snore.

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>>74659560
Is

>Coral Springs

The best wholesome family-friendly community to raise your children?

>>74659623
>being this new

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>>74659611
>Jacare cannot stand with him

>>74659624
drudge report said naples florida is #1 again this year in USA

not sure if fake news

>>74659626

>being the biggest dork in all of /heem/

I could heem you and every here.

>>74659632

Dude I know it sounds like a bit much but seriously, Whittaker has nice hands. Whittaker will knock him out if Jacare stands with him.

>>74659452
I don't know about that, its high risk low reward for Jacare.

>>74659593
oh no please don't post about my plebbit plz

I, adan, would be devastated if you did that

>>74659646
Do you think Whittaker is a better fighter than Mousasi or Rockhold?

>>74659656
He has better boxing than Rockhold and Mousasi said he wasn't himself during that Jacare fight.

the ufc card this saturday starts at 1:30PM
wtf is this shit

>>74659656
Do you think that I specifically mentioned standup only and made that point very clear if I was talking about how well rounded of a fighter he was in comparison to Jacare's past opponents?

Are you drunk already bud lol

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>adan posts in /r/SanctionedSuicide
you guys need to stop bullying him lmao

>>74659666
>Mousasi said he wasn't himself during that Jacare fight.
lol well in that case the win shouldn't count

>>74659666
>He has better boxing than Rockhold and Mousasi said he wasn't himself during that Jacare fight.

Exactly. Bad fight for Jacare to be taking to stay active.

>>74659676
>how well rounded of a fighter he was in comparison to Jacare's past opponents

He is not more well rounded compared to Mousasi and Rockhold.

>>74659671
>Literally being this new

What happen to you /heem/?

>>74659684
he doesn't talk about that website at all ever, why are you? lol

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>>74659633
clearly fake news, everyone knows that
>coral springs
is the only respectable community to raise a family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKgGidlSQU&

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>>74659633
>Fudge Report

>>74659691
Your reading comprehension is dogshit bud

>>74659684
no please please omg noooo

>>74659593
whats the username?

>>74659697
Im just reading it off of his plebbit acc bud

Got plenty of proof that its him. Should I post it?

>>74659708
>He has le good stand-up bud xD

Jacare has faced better opponents. Including Romero, and took his best shots and still survived. Just cause Brunson went full idiot against Whittaker doesn't mean he's now the MW Rumble Johnson.

Kevin Lees reach is insane

>>74659707
it's LITERALLY SCIENCE
http://www.livescience.com/58158-top-cities-well-being-2015-2016.html

>>74659717
lmao oh no please don't post stuff about me (adan)

>>74659728
you're not capable of being objective

Romero gassed and Jacare looked like shit in that fight too
Rockhold's boxing is way less dangerous than Whittakers
Mousasi would beat Jacare if they fought tomorrow lol

>yfw jon jones comes back and fights like a shell of his former self

Does Whittaker know how to tap into his abbo strength. I think if he sips petrol between rounds he will only get stronger.

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>>74659717
no please keep it heem related i don't care what anyone is doing on that shitty website

>>74659744
Really makes you think.

>>74659745
>Romero gassed
Literally irrelevant

>Rockhold's boxing is way less dangerous than Whittakers
>Muh boxing
Good thing this is MMA and not just boxing.

>Mousasi would beat Jacare if they fought tomorrow lol
You're a moron

Opinion discarded.

>>74659708

>going on other websites

get a load of this NERD

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>>74659715
It's verdoom40

>evidence
plebbit/r/MMA/comments/5bplwy/one_championship_boss_says_mcgregor_is_arrogant/d9qs2tz/
>defends conor
plebbit/r/AskReddit/comments/5eyvps/if_a_random_stranger_punched_you_what_would_you_do/dag5mey/
>would pull guard in a street fight
plebbit/r/MMA/comments/5tqtks/imagegifmain_event_killed_my_parlay_178_to_1/ddocpee/
>does engage in betting
plebbit/r/food/comments/5ya5i5/homemade_i_got_good_at_burgers/deowc6c/
>is interested in cooking
plebbit/r/MMA/comments/5v1cq8/fight_companion_at_6pm_with_ian_mccall_and_edgy/ddyi1i4/
>get a life bud
>get a life bud
>get a life bud
>get a life bud
Also note the somali flag

>>74659802
wgaf

>>74659770
you're so bitter about me that you literally can't have a normal conversation about mma

>Good thing this is MMA and not just boxing.
good thing I specifically said that Jacare is only in trouble if the fight stays on the feet
too bad your terrible reading comprehension completely missed the point in this post >>74659691
because you're fucking stupid

seriously look at this dude
>Do you think that I specifically mentioned standup only and made that point very clear if I was talking about how well rounded of a fighter he was in comparison to Jacare's past opponents?
read that sentence

>He is not more well rounded compared to Mousasi and Rockhold.
look what you replied

you are

fucking

stupid lol

>>74659802
>>74659811

I gaf because I fucking love that people investigate shit about me, adan, in their free time

it's fascinating

>>74659802
Compelling stuff. The guy like betting and cooking. You sure got 'em.

>>74659827

*portions you a generous serving of dip*

>>74659812
>you literally can't have a normal conversation about mma

You're the one who is having a hard time staying on track and making meaningless comments.

First you refuse to acknowledge that Mousasi and Rockhold are more well-rounded, and then you just said that Mousasi would beat Jacare if they fought tomorrow, as if Jacare didn't already beat him and his loss to him was from a lucky up-kick.

Whittaker isn't a threat to him on the feet cause he's not a better striker than any of Jacare's opponents.

Remember when I told you Dan Kelly was gonna win and you called me an idiot? Why do you even bother posting here when you know nothing about MMA? Just stick to your trolling persona and making horrible OPs. That's all you're good for.

>>74659863
>First you refuse to acknowledge that Mousasi and Rockhold are more well-rounded
buddy you literally can't even read and I'm not bothering with the rest of this post, you're too dumb

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Lads I wanna appear that I know what I'm talking about and that I'm ahead of the curve of MMA news. So lay it on me, is this Mayweather-Goobs fight ACTUALLY happening? I've completely dismissed the possibility of this fight happening because it's objectively retarded. But the rumors just won't go the fuck away.

imagine you couldn't even fuckin read

just imagine

>>74659874
>>74659880
Are you having a panic attack?

>>74659685
Never said that plus Jacare beat him on the ground not standing up.

>>74659890
bud you can't even read lol

>>74659895
he'd be able to read if he attended one of the fine primary schools in
>coral springs

>>74659895
OP doesnt matter my man

>>74659895
>f-for sure whittaker has good boxing my man

Lmao no he doesn't. Not compared to Jacare's past opponents you seething casual.

>>74658830

>>74659950
kek

fuck, i just looked at the front page of /sp/ for the first time in months and i forgot that every other general has good OPs. why the fuck was there so much backlash over having upcoming events in the OP. i bet the other generals dont even have thread wars because everybody copy and pastes the proper OP info

Adan BTFO once again

>>74659965
you're on the internet kid. say that shit to me in real life and see what happens

>>74659983
are you going to pull guard?

>>74659965
do people really come here for mma news?

>>74659965
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

>>74659965
We have an autistic Canadian that must be OP at all costs, and gets a raging erection making poor quality OP's hoping for some (YOU)''s sad really

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>>74659987
fuck off cuck I will heem you in two seconds

>>74659988
I do, after 12 hour shifts I'd like to come home,browse HEEM,get some news without having to scavenge for news and events not posted here. SpergOP is the man we need but don't deserve

>>74659965
OP doesn't matter my man

>>74659909
this fine educated young gentleman certainly understands and reads very well

>>74659999
>being this mad that I got you cornered
keep eating those dips mr Ultra Heavy

>>74659999
>calls someone cuck
>posts picture of shirtless roided black man
Adan, would be nice if you hid your stupidity just a bit

>>74659998
>We have an autistic Canadian that must be OP at all costs, and gets a raging erection making poor quality OP's hoping for some (YOU)''s sad really
oh is that why the last few OPs have been so good?

that's why?

really Jon?

"Whittaker is a better striker than Romero, Mousasi and Rockhold"

-An idiot

>>74660039
No no its cool hes black too he watches rap battles

>>74660013
>Wasting your time posting another le survive for 3 defences paper champ
Why even bother? This guy is not that dominant. He was heemed before and he will be again. Or choked out by Maia.

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>the sperg is patting himself on the back again pretending to be someone else

Gets kinda tiresome lad.

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>>74660027
>literally all me

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>>74660055
>Or choked out by Maia.
>n-n-ext time

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>>74660054
>>74660039
>hur dur black
whitebois mad rite now aha

>>74660068
When will Canada's autism come to an end

you're so fuckin mad lol

>>74660078
how long should I cook my steak I like it rare

>>74659802
wew

>>74660090
yes

>>74657416
>>74657416
>>74657416
>>74657416
>>74657416
They are making fun of us... :/

>>74660075
Well speaking probability wise he'll last for like 1 more defence if he's lucky, just because most champs do. I don't see another Silva in him, and no one does. So I don't see any real reason to hype him up outside of cuck fetish or baiting.

>>74660088
looks more like black beast my man

>>74660108
When Conor wins every other """sport""" has to APOLOGIZE or go to >>>/asp/.

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>>74660113
>Beat Lawler
>Beat Condit
>Beat Wonderboy twice
>H-h-he sucks
>C-c-cuck

Adan needs to leave and never come back>>74660077

>>74660099
whats wrong bud youre the kitchen expert here just tell me

>>74660108
if that fight actually happens, the amount of shitposting that will go down in heem for the following weeks might as well put us in /asp/

>>74660126
>H-h-he sucks
Probably not. Does he deserve hype? Nah.

>>74660130
But imagine if by some miracle Conor humiliates Floyd. We will own /sp/

>>74660130
You mean like when CM Punk was gonna fight Mickey Gall and /sp/astics and /asp/ies were rooting for the MMA guy to lose?

imagine you couldn't even fuckin read

>>74659863
you're dumb bro sorry

>>74660127
>triggered

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>He's still seething

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>>74660193

>>74660189
>As a /heem/ regular
Heem urself my man

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Were flags on /sp/ a mistake?

>>74660068
you get that I was mocking you right looooool

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Imagine you were Adan.

>>74660207
>I'm a casual

Beeeeee-looooooooowwwwwwn the FUCK out

>>74660215
I don't have to my man

>>74660209
nah

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>>74659999
quads of truth

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>>74660209
No they weren't. They allowed me to never take Australians and Canadians seriously.

>When Moot turned on flags and it was discovered that Ausfailians were the ones making the America vs. Yuro threads

That was hilarious.

>>74660216
>Adan calls me a casual
How will I ever recover

"Is lee harvey oswald still alive?"- bradley sweeney

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>>74660163
no, that wasnt the same because it was just WWE fans shitposting and it ended as soon as he got BTFO. if the floyd fight happens, it will be EVERYBODY shitposting. floyd is a crossover celebrity. not just every sports fan, but people from every board will be shitposting in heem. and if conor loses that shitposting will last for weeks

>>74660225
Post a pic of yourself wearing a gi, your white belt, and your Kelsey's hat with a time stamp.

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>>74660212

>>74660233
>it was just WWE fans shitposting
It was casuals too. They were saying if an MMA guy loses to a WWE wrestler then this general deserves to be moved to /asp/

Floyd will win. Like this isn't even a thought 2bh. In every fight, someone has a puncher's chance, but this is a mismatch.

>>74660234
why do you want me to do that my man?

>>74660241
you have resented me for a very, very long time

I am responsible for a lot of negative emotion that you have experienced. hope you enjoy'd it

>>74660241
A nice heeminder on how autistic Canada is

>>74660263
Would make for a classic meme pic

Reminder that CM Punk turned Gall into a panic wrestler.

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how are wonderfags holding up? have you accepted your loss yet?

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Where do you rank?

>>74660286
Have you accepted being P4P most boring fighter?

>>74660283

*gallops towards you*

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>>74659598
>"Hey. No. Stop. Be careful. I am trying for make weight for fight. I must fight for championship, you know this. I not want this IV.

>Doctor want give IV. I have terrible experience."

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>>74660289

>>74660286
Honestly that fight was so bad you literally hear no one talk about it anymore. It's as if it never happened

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>>74658329

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>>74660326
Only cause wonderboi lost.

>>74660331
do you have one of those sassy old black grandmas

>>74659452

>Bisping foguht Hendo and will fight GSP
>Jacare and Bisping in titleshot hell

Only time I've been pissed at ufc matchmaking. Three (3) times in a row the middleweight division will be put on ice.

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>>74660293
>>74660326
t. billy bob cousinfucker

>>74660327
Do side by side Masvidal and Colbington "really makes you ponder" weigh in pics

Anyone listen to MMA Hour? What did Yoel have to say?

Ferguson is going to be too, JJ is on atm

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>he's a brown belt in BJJ under the tutelage of John Kavanagh

>>74660293

That belongs to Gsp

>>74660357
Yoel wants to fighter Andy for an interim belt lol

>>74660380
Takada

>>74660383
Makes sense desu

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>>74660345

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WHY DID NO ONE POST SEASON 4 OF THE REEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI4-EOE3qM8

>>74660389
answer the question

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>>74659802
huh. good job little guy

>>74660383
Kek, I don't even know if you're being serious

>>74660401
You're talking to the pasty white dockie.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12522744

Important strawpoll

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>>74659632
prime shitposting material this webm is

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>>74660401

>>74660429
literally who gives a fuck, if gsp had balls he'd be fighting maia/lawler/woodley and dont even get me starting on bisping

>>74660417
I'm being serious, but I realized how absurd it looked while typing it lol. WME is wacky times. I'll actually be surprised if Anderson doesn't just get the winner of GSP vs Bisping next.

>>74660481
Man, how crazy. I don't think Anderson will get the next fight though

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>pillow tap

Getting desperate there paddy.

>>74660494
Not him, but he will if GSP wins

>>74660502
>MW held up for 2 years minimum

>>74660502
Yeah true. But Bisking has it covered lad

>>74660494
>implying ufc wont do le legend vs legend
>implying they wont do the bisping rematch
the brunson robbery was for a reason

>>74660510
As much as I hate Bisping I want him to punish GSP for being a coward looking for "easy" fight

>>74660502
>>74660510
>>74660494
I figure Bisping has one more fight after GSP if he wins, which he himself has indicated. If he has a choice between Romero or a rematch with Andy I'd bet he'd take Silva and I bet WME would prefer that fight.

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>>74660510
>they believe he will fight romero on six weeks notice

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>>74660526
>choice between Romero or a rematch with Andy I'd bet he'd take Silva
Of course he would. He's the no.1 coward, and then he'll talk about how the fight was offered to him and that he never turns down fights.

>>74660512
This is how I see it as well. Don't think GSP has enough in the tank to win so we could see the UFC milk Bisping in the UK until 2018.

As I've said before the real question is whether the longtime fans account for enough to matter if they get turned off by the way the UFC's matchmaking is being managed.

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Hey guys, sperg here.

Who do you think is the hottest fighter in the UFC? For me, it has to be Joe Lauzon. The number of nuts I've busted to this man could honestly fill a bathtub. Jesus fuck I've got another one coming up right now.

>>74660552
we will bitch about it online and crowds will boo bisping but thats about it. there will be no consequences and it makes me sad for the top 4 middleweights, especially souza

>>74660552
UFC takes longtime fans for granted. They have a base crowd that eats any shit hey for red hrm (me). They cater to the audience they don't have, casuals, with these big name money fights. Honestly, it would take a lot for me to get turned off from the UFC as long as they have the highest concentration of talent regardless of how they match that talent up.

hey guys it's me adan

>>74660552
>>74660542
>>74660526

someone was saying that Bisping announced that he's going to lose the next time he retires

do you guys know if he actually said that?

does the romero-ray duo come off mandrama to anyone?

Roidmero is a cheating fuck wgaf if he never gets a shot

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which fighter has the hottest girlfriend?

Our boy btfo of dillasnek
https://youtu.be/Tvxw_IppvH8

>>74660606
Speak for yourself faggot

>>74660606
t.casual

>>74660606
>gsp and bisping are natty

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>>74660611

>>74660616
I was speaking for myself you dumb faggot

>>74660606
This and anybody who disagrees is a 194er.