/cric/

me > you

Mitchell Marsh desu

i was gonna use a pic of moeen on the beach in his shades
but then I remembered I hate all muslims and they do not deserve any appreciation

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>>74657415
there is literally nothing wrong with muslims

feeling really fucking fit and also very powerful

Reminder that I singlehandedly transformed Jos Buttler into the world class player he is today

>>74657434
Based walkie

Really wish I grew up in an English village and spent my summer watching county cricket while listening to England's finest baked goods be reviewed by the Test Match Special lads on the radio

>>74657500
Based danny. Gig in australia lad?

I'm glad danny has another reddit so we can keep up to date with his drivel

goood morning lads

>>74657558
let us know what's happened in your life since you last made a blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MMKB6zYbrc

lmoa

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jTlTSzBNQ0
never forget

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who, in YOUR educated opinion, was the most aesthetic player in the history of cricket?

pic related for me

>>74657798
>Martyn using Gunn & Moore

Tickles the autism bone, I remember him as a kook

>>74657798
objectively Mark Waugh

>>74657809
also a good choice

>>74657798
Viv

>>74657804
I get genuinely annoyed whenever a player changes manufacturer Tbh

Just woke up

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hello who is playing today

>>74659823
No games today lol

After AaB - FC Midtjylland tonight we're only one week away from the end of "regular season" in the first Superliga season with the new playoff structure.
I'll have to spend a few hours soon reading up on how the playoff will look.
At first glance, it's all quite complicated, but so is almost every subject until you educate yourself on it.

>>74665161

Based Guyana cruising to a win lads

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good night /cric/ pls tell me when game is tomorrow

>>74669132
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/index.html?date=2017-03-15

There isn't really anything tomorrow. Tests start the day after that though.

Communities that are done:
/cric/, /nrl/, au/sp/
Communities in glorious ascension:
/rug/

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Based

>>74669154
Danny

>>74669520
>make an ad with both sides of the marriage equality debate represented
>people chimp out

Just woke up

>Siddle pulls out from Nottinghamshire because of back problems
>Pattinson replaces him
kek

KEK

>>74669570
yeah me too actually

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/tagenarine-chanderpaul-shivnarine-father-son-half-centuries-first-class-guyana-jamaica-west-indies/2017-03-14
#elite
#bringhimback

>>74669832
>naming your son after a fruit
I have my doubts about his judgment

https://cricketmash.herokuapp.com

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this is my favourite cric pic

NEW

>>>/r9k/35512709
>>>/r9k/35512709
>>>/r9k/35512709

https://www.fb.com/WINNewsAlbury/videos/1261927423862569/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

>May is also a passionate cricket fan, claiming Geoffrey Boycott was one of her sporting heroes.

Edgier than Trannyiel

>>74670130
kek

nice poomunity you have here

>>74670441
Cheers m8

>>74669520
Fucking ridiculous.

>>74670403
>woman watching geoffrey fucking boycott
>woman liking geoffrey fucking boycott

let's get this bad boy to 50

Think I might start a gimmick

>>74670602
#nuggs

I'm actually thankful for straffo, makes me feel less bad to go to maccas once every couple of weeks to see him there every day

>>74670612

Don't know how people can eat that shit. Don't care about the taste or the nutritional quality, I just think it's absurdly priced. Last time I was there I got a large 1/4 pounder meal, cost me $10 and was in no way "Large"

>>74670602
>the absolute STATE of that room
w e w
e
w

>>74670663
t. fat fuck

no buts, you're a fat fuck.

>>74670808

t. Ronald McDonald

>>74670602
>mcdonalds everywhere

K E K

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74671139
trip on proxy off

There's this movie Kiss made called Detroit Rock City and that kid Edward Furlong from Terminator 2 is in it but anyways there's this kid called Jeremiah and his mum is heavy religious and doesn't let him rock out with the boys, they basically just smoke weed and play along to Kiss because Gene Simmons wants your money. But the whole movie is they get Kiss tickets but Jeremiah's mum burns them lighting a dart sultan in the disgust she has for rock music. Well they win tickets and go to the show but some funny shit happens too.

>>74671209
Is it on netflix yet?

>>74671346
based bcci killing what was going to be an interesting series

>>74671346

Does this mean we'll get Maxmeme and Bird instead of Cumming and Stone is?

>>74671391
Agar will play before Maxwell. Word is he narrowly missed out on selection for Pune while Maxwell was barely considered. Bird will be fucking useless on any Indian pitch, I don't expect him to play unless Hazlewood gets injured.

>>74671391
>Pukeson Pood
KEK

>>74671407

Literally the best option

>>74671401

Yeah, because Starc has been better than Hazelwood, right? Line and length is what we need from the 4th bowler.

I'll fucking kill myself if Agar is picked. He is completely useless, I honestly don't know how he gets picked for WA, Turner is unironically a better bowler and he sucks too.

>>74671441
t. never watched a game of shield

>>74671441
Starc hasn't been shit because of the pitch, he's been shit because he's been bowling shit. If he put that garbage out anywhere in the world he'd do just as poorly.

>>74671444

t. Mrs. Agar

>>74671453

Fair point, but I still prefer Birds economical bowling and Cummins not getting injured to Cummins bowling 10 overs 0/56 and getting injured

>>74671427
>Pukeson Pood
KEK

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>>74671346

Win the toss win the game: the series

>>74671635
:the sport

Can you name your team after the toss? Would make things more tactically interesting if you could alter your side depending on the order you bat

>>74671644
Nasser may disagree with you there

>>74671659
Isn't that what they do anyway? I don't think I've watched a toss for a good couple of years so I could be wrong

>>74671684
You have to have named your team before the toss.

>>74671659
I think I'd prefer this to the "away side chooses to bat or bowl" meme

Salted caramel tim tams are so fucking good

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name my indoor cricket team

>>74671802

Rosey the riveter and the reds

>>74671802
Straffo and the Sears

>>74671802
Up Beaver Creek Without a Paddle

Why does Australia always seem to name their team a day beforehand? Why give the other team an advantage by letting them know how you're going to set up? Contrast this with India only letting it be known they'd replaced Vijay with Mukund at the last minute.

>>74672278
I don't think naming a different side will greatly affect the opposition's tactics. They might include one player specifically to target another, but generally for a player to warrant that they have to be really fucking good, in which case they'd almost certainly be in the starting XI.
If Pukeson Pood or Maxmeme were to be shock selections, India wouldn't change shit. If Mukund kept playing, Australia wouldn't have changed shit. They're peripheral players in the XI.

I guess you might have a case if someone like de Villiers was snuck into the South African side before their next test, but that's hardly a common occurrence.

>>74672278
>>74672469
Now that I think about it, even if dV was included, New Zealand wouldn't change their bowling attack.

If there was one player that was really fucking good at bowling to another player and complete poo against everyone else it might have an effect, but that has literally never happened barring memes like Ishant and Ponting.

The bowlers probably have a plan for every member of the squad they're playing so that they're not going to get caught with their pants down no matter what change is made.

>>74657798
Shiv, Graeme Smith, Meme Shit, Ijaz Ahmed

>>74657798
Jason Gillespie

fuck I love cricket

is a buttler an athlete?

>>74672775
yeah he is

>>74672775
Is Jos Buttler related to Ian Buttler?

>>74672789
nah he isn't

>>74672798
why not ?

>>74672775
he's certainly not a keeper

>>74672803
they don't share a common family

just woke up

>>74669154
when does ipl start? thats what im excited for

god I hate people

>>74673593
bit late today m8

>>74673754
mitch marsh will miss the whole tournament so don't get too excited

>Indians cheating again

nice to see things don't change

Check out today's Google doodle

>>74675186
>Australiawinslol for 140 years
it's a miracle anyone else still bothers to play tbqh

>>74670585
>Is she... is she

why do liberals always stutter when they type?

serious question

Test begins in <6hours lads.

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when you have literally mastered the twittersphere

straffoGOD

>>74679060
>liberals
Straffo doesn't seem to be a tone voter

>>74675186
based Alphabet

who's winning|?

emma watson nudes + videos leaked

>>74671346
11 spinners

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could /cric/ hit him for a 6?

daily reminder Shaun Marsh could have taken the DRS

>>74685276
>bowling leggies even knowing the hugely increased chance for embarrassment
based fucking howard

criclads

https://twitter.com/WACA_Cricket/status/841813734028894208
kek
KEK

Can't wait for GateNEETs suicide note. I expect it will be similar in style to Daniel's goodbye posts, long winded and ultimately futile as no one will care

>>74685645
voges is lucky they're going to let him play out the season with a shield title potentially on the line

>>74685645
What an earth shattering revelation

>>74685138
huh, this guy was serious

*transforms into an electric current*
*jumps into nearby socket*
*travels the brazil electric grid*
*arrives at the international undersea lines*
*hops into the australian one*
*zips to australia*
*transforms back to human form*

g'day mates

*farts*

thought the test started today pretty sad atm

>>74687282
Yeah me too but not because the test didn't start today

>>74687310
what's wrong dude?

>>74686431
Bit disappointed Tbh, absolutely no muscle on her so she looks a bit shit

>>74687312
Lyf

>>74687331
Tru dat

>>74687312
Just thinking about Warner's away record

Has straffo weighed in on the Iron Fist? Wanting to know if it's worth a watch

Dami Im lads

>>74687012
*pushes poo in to the electric sockets*
You're not coming here you brown cunt

God I can't wait for Pissrat to meme himself out and lose it again

Just got back from playing a few holes lads

>>74687697
Just put my Centrelinkbux on a Virat 100

AMA

>>74687741
Good call actually I reckon he'll pull through this test

>>74687741
I unironically have next weeks food budget on SA>PP

>>74687766
I hope >we lose so you starve, Suicidelander

>>74687766
Not a bad bet, desu.

Good bet probably.

>>74687769
Been working on my tan the last few days just in case it gets rained out and I have to go to the Christians begging for gibs like a filthy coon.

>>74687779

Everyone outside of Williamson, Raval and Neeshit out of form, no Boult, Patel likely to get selected jut because of the DeCock meme.

Yeah, pretty safe I reckon.

>>74687769
>subhuman coloured
KEK

Exterminate yourself

Fuck is happening to Shit Lanka? Can't even blame the first session on "muh colombo seaming first session" because Mehedi took two wickets.

>>74687769
kek

KEK

K-E-K

Like clockwork, the subhuman coloured replied to this, desperately LARPing and trying to push his pathetic narrative.

Lmao.

>subhuman coloured still LARPing in a pathetic attempt to block out the reality of his nigger genetics and literally living in africa
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>74687794
>Implying you can lift your frame to go outside without mechanical assistance
>>74687795
Thanks for the free (You)

>it's another episode of subhuman coloured desperately attempting to "banter with the lads" in a pathetic attempt to block out the reality of his situation, which is being a mixed race mongrel subhuman coloured literally living a life of poverty in africa
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>subhuman coloured literally LARPing as a white person due to his never-ending shame about being an inferior mixed race mongrel
KEK

Exterminate yourself

*eats my own smegma to prevent starvation*

*smashes the report button*

*desperately attempts to engage in state v state banter*

*fails due to nigger intellect*

DJ SNAKE

ON THE FLOOR

I know you clicked on the little "+" and read this post you subhuman nigger

*desperately tries to discuss cricket and banter with the Aussie "lads"*

*LARPs due to having an objectively terrible "life" and nigger genetics*

*shits up /cric/*
*claims someone else did it*

*blood pressure and heart rate rises as janny is taking forever to arrive*

*realises no one is "bantering" with me, so i proceed to rape nearest white woman to pass the time*

*clenches fists hoping janny will come and delete the bully posts soon*

*scurries away to /rug/ after being bullied by SaxGOD*

>>74687860
this

Its really funny that I can STILL obliterate this general with one post.

No wonder /rug/ always bullies you guys, kek

>>74687913
KEK, look at how desperately you are trying to act nonchalant after getting mocked relentlessly by the ausGODs.
Let's have a recap of your narrative
>start posting on /cric/ more regularly, saying you're done with /rug/
>begin blogging about moving to australia
>constantly beg someone to pick you up from the airport and play cricket with you
>constantly try to share life coaching tips despite literally having an online girlfriend that you met over Guild Wars 2 break up with you
>eventually /cric/ gets sick of you and starts bullying the fuck out of you
>start changing your narrative to LE FUG LE OSDRALYA XD XD and begin a pro-Pee Pooland gimmick
>all so you can reintegrate yourself into the /rug/ social club to pretend that you weren't deeply upset by au/sp/'s refusal to accept you
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>74687945
PTFO

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>>74687913
*yawns*

india to win by 7 wickets

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>>74687945

ivan you here m8?

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>work in a shop selling lots of healthy food
>whole wheat pasta, Goji berries etc
>food is fucking expensive, people who shop here spend hundreds of dollars a time
>I am obese, literlly as heavy as I can be whilst still able to move around the store
>ALWAYS have customers making comments
>last week I was in the sweet baking section
>storing a section of Manuka Honey
>fucking expensive as fuck like 40 dollars per jar for some reason, apparently is some meme honey from Poo Peeland
>some young and cool couple walk past
>the man is a chad
>he comments
>'its a Manuklear Bomb, not little boy, fat man'
>he and his girl laugh
>I pretend not to hear
>tfw can't afford any of the food but it looks really good
>sometimes steal manuka honey and take it home and eat the whole jar
>steal flaxseed and chia seeds to eat
>tfw I wish I could be an alpha rich chad

>>74688205
yeah over here mate ama

KEK you can literally see he subhuman shaking with rage over the fact that he can't "banter with the lads" on /cric/ anymore

>>74688211
>ywn never have a gf who understands nuclear weapon jokes

>>74688212
Based fucking Ivan

Porterfield on innings saviour watch

i still dont know how cricket works

Nazi Germany, Nazi Netherlands! Do not force the patience of the Turk. "We got out of this way by wearing our kefen" I was not kidding.

>Shashank Manohar, the person chiefly responsible for trying to reduce the influence wielded by the Big Three, has resigned from his post as ICC chairman because of personal reasons after only eight months in office.

>>74688421
what could have possibly made you think that this was worth posting?

that role is only slightly less irrelevant than the governor-general. He'll probably just rejoin the BCCI

Execute the CFMEU

Execute the ACTU

LITERALLY self-confessed criminals

>>74688431
is that part of fifa or something

>>74688444
Unions

>In 2016, Tillerson said that the US should have deployed military units to neighboring states next to Russia in a more "muscular" response.

ONEOFUSONEOFUS

>>74686431
>huh
t. straffo

>>74687563
Why is she so attractive?

I exposed my powerlevel today lads. I work in a union-dominated workplace and I started slagging off said Union

>>74688431
lmao did you watch that 7.30 interview as well?

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74688642
i just saw an article on the ABC with the head of the ACTU arguing that workers should have the right to break laws if they feel like it

Unions should be lobotomised

>>74688690
they asked her point blank in the interview and she said if the laws are "unjust" then she has no problem with union members breaking them

top kek

Based fucking SaxGOD utterly destroying the subhuman coloured yet again

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>>74688287

>Dickwella
>Doesn't dick well

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>>74688777

trips of jinx

>>74688591
I want to put my penis inside her

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>>74688690
>>74688724
"It might be illegal industrial action according to our current laws, and our current laws are wrong.

"I believe in the rule of law when the law is fair and the law is right.

"But when it's unjust I don't think there's a problem with breaking it.

There is literally no reason for unions to exist in modern day australia and there hasn't been a reason for over three decades

Football rules, cricket drools

>The editor of CricInfo, the authoritative online cricket newsroom, says his own 19-year-old son would rather watch the EPL (English Premier League) than the IPL.

>"For him (Barcelona player Lionel) Messi is a far bigger sporting hero than Tendulkar. All his friends are the same," says Bal.

>"Many of these kids today don't have the time or patience for Test cricket or even one-day matches, so for them Twenty20 is fine and football is even better because it's only 90 minutes."

hmm I feel like a short essay that I am never going to read was just posted

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity
anyone here religious?

http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/1086725.html
reminder I was raising this before everyone else

>>74690199
what are you doing you fat fuck, you're living below the poverty line already with your train fares and your shitty telemarketing salary

>>74690199
man that's tragic

I hope none of you use the disgusting expression "at the fag end" in casual conversation

I need someone with an aussie address to apply for my ashes tickets as I don't wanna go with the barmy army coonts.

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>>74690313

prefer to hang out with this crew?

>>74690414
Good G*d you don't deserve to even mention the urn

>>74690414
The fucks this?

Tamim Iqbal
Dean Elgar
Ramneresh Sarwan
Brendan Taylor
Mooen Ali
Jacques Rudolph
BJ Watling
Mehedi Hasan
Andre Nel
Jerome Taylor
Munaf Patel

#elite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjgH3y0vARY

#aesthetic

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reminder the elbow law was changed to accommodate chucker mcgrath

aussies are just the worst

cricket on tomorrow

just woke up

cricket is fucking GAY lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoOxpdkjmHM

#aesthetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fimqtOiGX84

#aesthetic

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>>74691128
Iggerant bloody colonial.

>>74691128
t.brainlet

>>74690704
I think it was changed from 10° to 15° for spinner to accomodate The grand chucker Muralidharan

>>74691302
you fell for racist lies pajeet

>>74691403
>t. Thilana Gunasingha

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aussies love to chuck

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>>74691522
hmmm

>>74688836
how do you know

>>74691302
thr technology used to test him showed that everyone chucked according to the old rules, even mcgrath

>>74691625
india has had more chuckers than pak

>>74692202
>t. Saleem Junaid

>>74692202
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_international_cricketers_called_for_throwing

>pak
>Hafeez, Akhtar, Ajmal
>india
>Harbhajan

hmmm

>>74692141
*particularly mcgrath

>>74692286
Pragyan Ojha
ashwin most of the time

akhtar wasn't a chucker

>>74692340
even if you inlude ojha number isnt greater than pak, as i didn't include Shoaib Malik and shabbir ahmed.

>le ashwin chuck meme
if you're not a casual you can clearly see that Ashwin doesn't Chuck and he doesn't even bowl a Doosra

watching random test match highlights on youtube. it's a shame cricketcrowd no longer exists that website was GOAT, youtube doesnt really have that many games

most 'enjoyable to watch' cricket nations power rankings-

pakistan
england
australia
new zealand
bangladesh
sri lanka
west indies
south africa
india

zim who cares

Does Kane toss like a spaz or something?

He always loses the toss lol

>>74670130
>keked heartily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFOr0f7pJp4

can anyone redpill me on what gunaratne is bowling here? 0:12. looks like graeme swann off-spin with a seam bowlers run-up what

>>74687766
mi goreng is ur friend

>>74691302
the doosra by saqlain this is how you bowl in you have to realise the grip is a standard leg spin but you drop the second and third fingers into the standard offie position.

you need a open stance and short but not a true leg spinners run up.

cock your wrist, in the flick murali doosra it shoots out the back of the hand with a flick and in the original saqlain version you impart most of the spin from the wrist proper.

saqqie wrist doosra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jJZm-xywEg

murali flick doosra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awD_HLBRkSE

>>74693313
mycrickethighlights.com

>>74697131
saqlain was so fucking based. unironically not a chucker either.

>>74696300
off spin but he spins it almost straight on to the stumps from around the wicket.

tipping a nz victory

I'm going to watch the cricket all day and you literally cannot stop me

>>74697403

What if it rains?

>>74697443

NO RAIN HERE LAD

>>74697403
Dumb NEET

>>74697267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S22JghMntPw

he explains here

but you have to watch him to get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unk4AVzx18I

in a googly you have to straighten the arm a little to get it to spin the other way but in the doosra you have to bend it a little.

in the googly you drop the shoulder, in the doosra you open up and almost bowl it straight on but not quite.

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Why don't NZ just pick the best keeper they have and bat him at no. 11? They obviously don't have any good keeper-batsmen.

>>74697576

Watling is currently keeper
Latham is just in a hole he can't get out of

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>>74697598

>have no good keeper-batsmen
>play 2 in your team

>>74697612

The meme is Latham actually got out twice, too, with that LBW lel

Execute Latham

>>74697403
thank you ptv sports.


>>74657500
>Really wish I grew up in an English village and spent my summer watching county cricket while listening to England's finest baked goods be reviewed by the Test Match Special lads on the radio

There is no cricket on terrestrial the tv except for a few exceptions (a few bbl matches on channel 5).

Thank you bootleg streams and internet.

>make a green test match pitch
>lose the toss every game

Classic

Excellent collapse incoming

Williamson confirmed worse than Pissrat

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>Poo Peeland

Lmao

TRASH

You fucking suck

never change nz batting

That debut test duck is for life lol

>not trusting the black man's opinion
dat racism

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>ywn have faf and QDK fill you up together while ABDV strokes himself in the corner

>>74698241
bit gay mate

>>74698241
how's life in tasmania treating you, stuart?

>>74698249

fuck off poof

>it's a ~70/3 at lunch episode

Behead kiwi selectors.

Would bogans do something like this to one another over cricket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T03jYThqdQ&t=111s

Nicholls will score a meaningless century and lock his spot in the team down for the next year

cap this post

>turn the game on
>63/3
based fucking black caps lads

Jake Doran has every right to be angry at being dropped for Tim Paine.

nz really do churn out an impressive number of literally who shit batsmen

He did it to himself

Jesus fuck, man

>>74698793

Their best XI is elite, the problem is one injury and they're fucked. At the moment they have more than one injury so are super fucked.

>>74698890
>Their best XI is elite
err no

>>74698908

Forgot to add (at home)

Just eating some girl guide biscuits

If nz score 200 from here I'll be impressed

Pajeets on suicide watch

>>74699030
Those are so good. Haven't had one in years though

>>74699066

A small girl and her mum came to my house yesterday and sold me them
Couldn't say no lel

>#NZvSA NZ are undefeated in their last 4 home Tests after losing their opening three wickets for fewer than 30 runs

Yes, yes.... just as planned

>>74699099
[draws intensify]

>>74699049
They'll get 230 m8

Tick Tock - Madonna ft Justin Timblerlake

Shield tips?

I got:

QLD
SA
NSW

Disappointed with raval

He was playing well

do gay people really freeze their shit and use it as a dildo?

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>>74699339

Ask your dad

>>74699281
Qld
SA
WA

>>74699378
Would prefer you being right. SA vs VIC would be the best final

>>74699281
i got NSW and literally don't care who else

>>74699415
Based krazy

>>74698647
If you said "Don Bradman was a fag" to a bogan in western Sydney, yes that would happen to you

This pitch is going to become flat as fuck

I can feel it

Really hoping Chris Lynn plays a big innings this game. Would be good if >we could make Head a full-time opener for the ODI team by the time the Champions Trophy rolls around.

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>>74699450
>>74699451
>>74699551
>>74699567
>>74699415
this is you

>you will never fuck a hop trap

into the tail lads

>>74699644
*hot

#throwingitaway

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Imagine being Neil Broom.

You wait for this moment for 15 years, you play 136 first class games, you're patient-perhaps too patient because at the ripe old age of 33 it appears your hopes of a Test cap are over. You sign a big money contract with Derbyshire accepting that while a career as a Test batsman may have eluded you, you can still earn a great living for your family. Then out of the blue one day you are drafted into an injury ravaged ODI side to play the minnows Bangladesh, you seize this opportunity making a match saving century after your more highly regarded teammates fall all around you. After consulting with the New Zealand national team management and your family you renege on your Derbyshire contract safe in the knowledge that after all these years you are finally a part of the coaching staffs plans for the Test team, sure you have just been dropped from the ODI team after a string of low-scores, but that doesn't matter, you are on the verge of a test cap. Then it happens. Ross Taylor is injured leaving a gaping hole of experience at the top of the order. You are drafted in. Finally, at long last, after 15 years you have FINALLY you get your test cap. And then you knick one off a length from a nigger to keeper.

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Cricket 2day

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Did they literally just run the big roller over a designated pooing area? wtf India

>>74700224
truly a fair and balanced pitch with no specific team in mind

wow cricket!!!!

test

odi

Super6

>>74700224
lol

why does every nz man have the same voice?

>>74700252

If India's batting is anything like their first three innings of the series Australia will win the match if they win the toss.

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Why do indians continue to play on these tracks?

>>74700224

all these blokes are wondering where to shit now!

>>74700593
Most Indians live in poverty and therefore are used to playing on dirt. All they need is a few stray dogs around the oval to make them feel at home

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>>74700678
>>74700703
They don't have curators in India?

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do you guys like hockey

dilmah

>>74701121
Hmm

>>74700982
Hockey is the national sport of india

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>mfw I found out men's field hockey exists

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>laura mcgoldrick

Morning lads

>>74701415
>4pm
>morning

Hello

Is this /bundes/?

>>74701448
11 AM on the best coast

henry kneecolls

Cummins and the Big Meme are in

Been watching the cricket all day

>>74701944
KEK what an idiot

Will Cummins injure himself?

Smith calls heads, and heads it is. Australia will bat first