/bet/ - do you guys hate money?

Eskilstuna City +1.25 absolute gift should be a (0) line.

>>74659095
And now i bet they will pull it for incorrect listing, fucking bet365

>>74657052
Proline picks:
Chicago
Dallas/Toronto tie (win by 5 points or less)
Milwaukee
Washington/Minnesota tie
>rags
Predators

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I made a thread a few days ago asking what exactly games like Over/Under 2, 2.5 means, but I got conflicting answers. One person said that you receive half your stake back if exactly 2 goals are scored and another person said that you will receive half the winning sum. I would google it but I don't know how.

Who's better, Bet365, or Pinnacle? I'm leaning towards Pinnacle based on all of the tales of B365 being assholes. Is Pinnacle's "we're not assholes" thing a mirage, or is there truth behind it?

>>74663427
You are an asshole

>>74660170
Half your stake goes to O2 and the other half on O2.5
Let's say you bet $30

If the game ends with only 2 goals scored then you multiply $15 x odds, and you lose the other $15

If the games ends with 3 goals scored then you multiply $30 x odds

If the game ends with less than 2 goals scored, you lose everything

Also learn to google faggot

>>74668323
>If the game ends with only 2 goals scored then you multiply $15 x odds, and you lose the other $15
No but almost

Hello,

I started with £50 last week and have since betted repeatedly on teams which are losing 3-0 with fewer than 2 shots on goal to lose without scoring. I now have £610, and my current bet is about to end with the scoreline at 0-5, meaning it'll rise to £625.

>>74670678
Can i borrow £50 to get some shopping? I'm starving

>>74670690
Okay here you go mate thanks:

~~~~~~~£50~~~~~~~~

If anybody is here right now, I recommend this game which just started:

Binh Thuan U19 v SHB Da Nang FC U19

Bet big on a win for Da Nang (away team) with over 3 goals scored.

>>74670697
Please post me the money

>>74670708
Okay what's your address?

>>74670707
If anybody DIDN'T do this then you are literally retarded.

The score is now 4-0 to Da Nang with a lot of time to spare.

You could have a made a lot of money here.

>Day one of Cheltenham
>Ded thred

You people call yourselves gamblers?

Is there any reason not to be sure betting?

>>74671388
I'm >>74670678

I started today with £610, now I have £723 simply by betting large on teams who are losing big in the last 10 minutes with under 3 shots on target.

The downsides are:

1. Relatively small gains

2. If you bet a lot of money to increase these gains a freak goal in the 92nd minute can leave you bankrupt

I am an extra safe better.

>>74671448
I was mostly referring to the following.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbitrage_betting

>>74671457
The reasons not to are in the article you linked.
It's not practical.

Matched betting can be used to build up a decent starting roll. Otherwise learn to trade or the age-old method of finding value.

Arbitrage isn't a goer.

>>74671320

I thought Cheltenham would have it's own thread. Disappointing.

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wtb?

JustinaBro thinking of making a come back, thoughts?

>>74671592
Surprising how unpopular horse racing is these days.

A lot of cheltenham has cut up very badly for me, I've jumped on the hype train with Melon, I'll be taking Apples Jade and PFNs in the 4 miler. Dickie Johnsons ride in the Ultima looks an interesting EW proposition too.

>>74671856

I don't even follow the horses but always watch Cheltenham.

It's like the Superbowl or Wimbledon, you watch it even though you don't follow the sport. Thought there would be a load of /sp/ bandwagoners too.

I just bet the favourites or whoever Ruby is on

Ballyandy or Melon lads?

Personally have Melon, just because of Mullins lel

>>74671869
That strategy probably would've served you well the last couple of years!

Best of luck to all

Off to a bad start

FUCK

>those Labaik owners with those dirty junkie accents

hilarious

>>74671960
Jamie Codd says the winners the best work horse hes sat on, the fucker normally refuses to race though! Ah well

>>74671960
>not betting with skybet/betway and getting your money back

Any picks for next race?

Im in LARGE on Cloudy Dream in the 14:10

>>74672114
Altior will win but he's not really worth it at that price. Got a cheeky £10 free bet on Cloudy Dream w/o Altior but that's always a crap shoot.

>>74672114
Royal Caviar w/out Altior for me

If you fancy something else win only in the next, please use the exchanges, price disparity between firms and machine is ridiculous.

If Alitor isnt in the top 2 Im never betting on horses again

>>74672135
Nicely done!

>>74672233
I buckled and put £90 on Altior as well

>>74672129
hopefully wo Altior

next race?

>>74672246
Each way

Who've you got in the 2:50? Want to back Holywell, but thinking The Druids Nephew

>>74672350
Label Des Obeaux for a bit of interest. Not expecting much though

>>74672396
Ended up going with Noble Endeavour, Druids Nephew and Holywell are both former winners, so figured might as well go with the horse who hasn't won haha

>>74672435
Sound logic there m8

Lost all my bets today

Betting the house on Yanworth

>>74672543
stick the car on The New One e/w

>tfw casual as fuck, using oddsbible of all things and winning

rip profits

Buveur D'air!!!

What is THE bet for the next few races

>>74671448
Hello,

I started the day with £610, now I have £775 by using this extra-safe tactic.

Thank you.

>>74671856
Back in the day of /sp/ Cheltenham and the Grand National always multiple game threads. Pretty fucking sad desu.

>>74672962
Treble on Lumi, Vroom Vroom and Apples.

Fuck Limini and Vroum Vroum Mag, going with Apples Jade

which retard is betting proline lmao

FINALLY FUCKING WON ONE

Been perfecting my college basketball model for months lads and I've got some tips for you (an actual model that I created unlike Euan and his stolen League 2 bets from stats blogs pmsl).

Providence +3 - 1.92 (Model has them 0)
Creighton 0 - 1.87 (Model has them -4.5)
Houston Baptist +1 - 1.81 (Model has them -2)
New Orleans 0 - 1.82 (Model has them -3)

All are available on Pinny with more than sufficient limits. Stake size small.

>>74673036
Went for vroom vroom and apples, nice one fella.

So should I bet on beware the bear for the next race?

>>74673235
You should bet on A Genie In Abottle. The price is already starting to come in so get on LARGE now.

>>74673266
V v enjoyable trade

>>74673169

how do you open a pinnacle account from the uk?

>>74673374
Not that guy but I use http://betinasia.com/

Mollybet is ace

FUCK YOU GENIE IN A BOTTLE

GET THE SHOTGUN

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>horse betting
>literal lotto shite

Burtons Well is THE bet

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>>74673194

>>74659805
Fuck, I lost.
>>74673067
(Me) because I'm too lazy to actually bother with grabbing a Pinnacle account.

>>74671448
posts slips or fuck off

>>74670717
>>74670708
>>74670697
Don't mock me

Hey guys, I know I'm and idiot etc.
I'm on the exchange market and there was a lay on Leicester not to win in play at 300. So if I took this and it won, I would win £10, but if I lost I would have to fork out £3k right? I'm new to the exchange but there's pretty minimal info on in play...
Cheers lids xoxo

>>74673570
Horse betting is for suckers.

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Kill me

Discord link pls

Imagine not being on o3.5 in the OFC match

tfw betting is illegal in the land of the free

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Kick that ball goyim

>it's a multibet

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>>74682059
>Relying on the city of Auckland to score three goals

Have officially caught Cheltenham fever lads, had an absolute pisser yesterday but I'm hopeful for today. Who is THE bet for today

Barcadays to win is a good bet. I have a trainer who sends me tips for each race. Done well for me over the last 3 years over this festival

Hello,

I started yesterday morning with £610, now I have £913.

Thank you.

>>74689665
Serious unluck with that fall :(

>>74688732
99.9999% chance to win - Douvan

Cause of Causes has a good shot at winning the Cross Country Chase

>>74683993
Seriously? No online betting at all?

>>74689843
Only in vegas

>14:10 Belshill
>14:50 Peregrine Run
>15:30 God's Own

Triple each way

rip Consul De Thaix

>>74689847
This guy >>74680142 lives in Vegas?

>>74688732
Alpha Des Obeaux

>>74689679
Hello,

I started yesterday morning with £610, now I have £959.

Thank you.

>>74689861
Some americlaps use online betting things that use bitcoins or something, its not really legal

>>74689854
Who had the Neptune on the first fatality sweepstake?

>>74689866
All on Douvan lad

>>74689866
gibbe horse

Acapella Bourgeois for me

Acapella Bourgeois ew lads

>>74689926
tailing

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>>74689926
What the fuck is he doing

Useless

STUPID FUCKING DONKEY

scenes

>>74689910
>>74689926
btfo

On to the next one lads
River Frost ew and Tin Soldier ew

Easy money desu

>>74689853
one down. Not going to get much now though unless God's Own wins somehow

>>74690033
Knew he would blow up after his carry on at the starting line

Same with Alpha Des Obeaux

>>74689906
>>74689909
I'm betting on soccer.

>>74690059
Bosnian matches or somewhere else?

>>74690041
River Frost at 23.00 really?

Taquin du seuil e/w

>>74690071
I'm on small on Thomas Hobson at 51 lol

Old Guard e/w @ 22/1 on Skybet. Paying 6 places as well

The fuck has happened to /bet/ over the years? Used to be buzzing for cheltenham.

Couple of ew darts at Peregrine Run, Mister Miyagi and Hagram

>>74690156
I was expecting a bit more of a buzz today too. Ah well.

Backing Mister Miyagi also

>>74690071
Yes
Back both horses each way.
The lad who gave it to me works for McManus and is a fairly solid tipper so I'd trust him

Of course I'm just an anon on a Cantonese throat singing forum so you can say I'm full of shit which is okay too

>>74690156
its another nail in the coffin of /sp/. People only come here for memes now, like most of 4chan.

>>74690170
put a small EW on it, I'm up nearly £160 from the last two races anyway

>>74690172
Did people go elsewhere or did it just slowly die? Tbh a while ago I had a look and it was constant arguing and memes, the begginning of /bet/ was fantastic

>>74690182
People are probably fucking skint lad

>>74690182
There's no racing community on /bet/
I'd be here more often if there was a bit more banter on race days and shady tips but no one here likes backing horses

Put your mortgage on winthrop to cover the spread

>>74690182
they are all in a secert discord

>>74690204
I'll put my dick in your mum to cover her spread

I swear to fuck all these fucking bookies slap the real favourites with fucking 40/1's so nobody fucking bets on them and then they dont have to fucking pay out I AM FUMING. SUPAFUCKINGSUNDAE YOU GLUE FACTORY REJECT. COCKSUCKING HORSE COCK FUCK SAKE.

>>74690217
>secert

>>74690068
Sorry for the late reply.

I am betting live on matches which are in the final 10 minutes with the losing team 2 or more goals down with fewer than 2 shots on target. I then bet big and grow gradually.

I started with £50 last Thursday, an now that the the Ireland Under 17s VS Faroe Island Under 17s has just finished I'll have £1,000.

>>74690255
Who do you bet with? Most I use will suspend matches that tick all your boxes

put the rest of my betfair balance (£4) on douvan

big spender

>>74690255
so you just lump on the winning team in the last 10 minutes?

>>74690275
SkyBet.

I should clarify, I bet on the losing team not scoring.

I've gone from £50 to £988.28 since last Thursday.

>>74690303
aye I was just going to ask is it really worth is sticking £50 on a winning team actually winning and being up like 2p after

>>74690294
At first I lumped everything. But it's not on the winning team, it's on the losing team no to score.

Then when I'd made over £100 I lumped everything except the initial £50.

Now I keep setting minimum prices beyond which I won't bet. So right now I'm willing to bet £188.28, going no lower than £700.

If Douvan loses I give up on horses

>>74690398
Inb4 it falls at the first

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A reminder that these threads were created and run by shills from the very start
All the succesful /bet/ "anons" are shills

If you're a legit pro better (these people probably don't exist) then you're wasting your skills betting while you could've just got a job as an analyst instead.
Many of the posters in this thread are oblivious to board culture as a whole too, you can notice the strange facebook/reddit speak sometimes.

Also shills will respond to this post because truth hurts, they won't be able to come up with anything logical so it doesn't matter though.

>>74689868
Is DirectBet still around? That seemed to be one of the better sites for betting Buttcoins and I think a few other altcoins.

>>74690221
Wow i really love this meme. Really makes the community a better place

>>74690417
Ill invest in glue shares if that happens

>>74690323
how many bets have you lost?

I wish there was an american /bet/ community

>>74690451
Isn't betting only banned in certain states?

>>74690478
Nope, it's a federal thing. Forced Pinnacle (voluntarily, tho) and others out as a result.

7p on Sad Ken

lol the starter swearing

>>74690478
Its loose enough that everyone i know gambles. Maybe that varies by region but i live in a poor community within 100 miles of casinos

>>74690323
fuckin hell lad that doesnt seem like a sensible way to gamble in the long run

>>74690447
Hello. I have lost perhaps 10%, though that is including the ones where I've betted for a team to win before a game, such as Celtic VS Rangers recently.

If you would like to test it, there are sevral Portugese games on right now with the losing team having no shots at goal so far. By the 80th minute I will have bet on these teams no to score.

Thinking cheeky tenner on Leicester to win CL. Thoughts?

>>74690533
Why not? I started with £50 and haven't had to invest anything since. I now have £988.28, so I have made around £930 in under a week. I don't believe in taking big risks, I believe in consistently winning very safe bets.

Horses can fuck off

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

F I X
I
X

>>74690420
1% of people that bet on sports are long term winners

To the glue factory it goes

>>74690569
How do you know that?
Did you read it in a propaganda article?
Also, even it's true it's misleading, it doesn't say that the best 1% of betters win, it just says that the 1% win, they might be lucky simpletons, there is a percentage of long term winners in lotteries too, if you know what I mean

>>74690541
do you always wait until the 80th minute? and you don't just bet on the losing team not to score, but both?

I would recommend betting big on:

Al Sahel v Qadsia SC

Al Sahel (Home) to score 0 goals.

>>74690599
>even IF it's true

>>74690559
because ur outlaying a huge % of ur roll on each bet for a little return, all it takes is a 2-3 match downswing n u've lost 300+ quid

>>74690602
Sometimes I will bet on the 75th minute if the losing team is being annihlated. Usually in the morning (UK) there are Australian and Asian games where the losing team loses by 7 and doesn't get one shot on goal.

See:

>>74690603

>>74690610
Yes but the chances of me losing are miniscule, which is why I've made at least 75+ bets the past week and lost only a handful

>>74690619
screenshot your account balance

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>>74690631

>>74690619
yeh thats in a week, put that into the scale of a year and you'll either be marginally up or bust

ALWAYS bet the value mate, dont get me wrong every so often its logical to print money by lumping on a solid dog that ur getting evens or more on but long term you'll make loads more by hunting value

>>74690603
game doesn't seem to be on betfair

might bet on the Gil Vincente and FC Porto B team matches, they're both winning

>>74690619
if you are laying big favorites you'll just blow up when 3 or 4 of those big chalk favs don't cash

There is not one pro sports bettor in the world that lays big favorites constantly

Sausalito Sunrise to win

Heard it here first

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>>74690642

>having a skybet

>>74690672
I'm limited on all the other major ones

>>74690647
I don't intend to go back to £50 (my initial stake). I will keep rising gradually, patiently, and methodically.

>>74690654
I use SkyBet. I am also monitoring those games.

>>74690656
It's not about favorites, it's about teams who have no morale left in the 80th minute to overcome a 3-0 deficit having had no shots on goal even in the last 80 minutes.

>>74690663
Congratulations.

>>74690657
On, I trust your word anon

>>74690619
This sounds like a martingale fallacy

>>74690740
It may be. I'll soon find out I guess.

>state of this thread

>>74690599
because you are laying 11 to win 10 on coinflips, only person that wins is the house unless you have real edge

>>74690680
What's the actual bet you use? "Both teams to score - No"?

>>74690773
Sorry for the late reply.

It's either HOME / AWAY TEAM GOALS: 0 or BOTH TEAM TO SCORE - NO.

The latter usually offers lower odds in my experience.

I recommend betting big on:

Unión Deportiva Ibarra v Club Deportivo Unión Sur Yaiza

Away team to score 0 goals. Live now.

>>74690755
>only person that wins is the house unless you have real edge
This is not only wrong (you are assuming that everyone bets a fuckton, many betters have bet once in their life, or a few times, they could easily be in the positive just because of the small sample size) but you also dodged every single question I asked
Where did you pull the 1% number from? How do you know if it's legit?

>>74690727
usually right 51% of time. bugger

>>74690835
I assume the odds were better than 1.02 when you posted that

>>74690856
Yes, they were 1 / 12.

I betted £188 on it. There are three minutes to go.

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*blocks your path*

>>74690878
what price did you think they should be?

>>74690914
Pardon?

I don't understand. Sometimes the odds are as good as 1 / 6.

I am currently keeping an eye on:

FC Minsk v BATE Borisov

FC Minsk (Home) to score 0 goals.

need armenia to drop dead.

/bet/ is full of long term winners

>>74690909
fuck off

>>74690988
Me being a retard paid off for once. Didn't actually confirm my £90 on Douvan.

>tfw backed Flying Tiger in an e/w Lucky 15

Don't know why I keep getting sucked into doing these multiples, I would be much better off doing singles race by race. Wanker

I recommend betting big on:

NK Osijek v Rijeka

NK Osijek (Home) not to score

>>74690933
Mong alert

>>74691313
Do you take pride in your lack of intelligence and social grace?

You are wasting your existence by being so wilfully stupid, in my opinion.

>>74691329
Mong/autism alert

>>74691329
how much you upto now la

>>74691374
Apologies for the late reply.

Yesterday morning I had £610, earlier today I had £988. I now have £1,019.18.

Thank you.

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>>74690935
But can you prove that those are /bet/ anons and not shills?
The truth hurts

Is 5dimes/betonline safe to use a debit card?

>>74692842

/bet/ Discord is FULL of long term winners lid

Timberwolves/Celtics game is gonna be a sheep slaughterhouse tonight.

>>74695442
But can you prove that those are /bet/ anons and not shills????

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You never see financial statements by "professional punters". Really makes you think.

If I bet 'no' in a "win to nil" bet does this mean I am betting that the team won't win and the other team will score at least once?

guys, is a future bet, like a team to win the 2018 superbowl a perimutuel or non perimutuel bet?

Betting culture is dead on this board. What the fuck happened, it's Cheltenham week for christ sake

If you're not large on Lets Dance you hate money

Going to Chelts tomorrow for Gold Cup day. Gonna place a Heinz.

Naps?

>>74706208
>6/4
>going large this cheltenham

don't wanna go back on blood pressure meds

betfairs ew edge is retarded, £10 bet and you only get 80p more for a top 3 finish than you do for a much easier top 5

UN DE SCEAUX YOU BEAUTY

>>74706599
Lost big on him last year to Sprinter Sacre so wasn't keen on him this time. Ah well.

>>74706599

knew it

Mullins gonna clean up now

>>74692020
Hello,

I started today with £1,019.18. I now have £1,089.

Thank you.

Ruby Walsh Willie Mullins AGAIN

Had Nichols Canyon but ended up changing to Jezki

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lads, lads, lads! Glad to see /bet/ back in full force.

Now, I know most of you here hate money. But for those who like money (me for example) here is a nice accy.

UAC Tipping Group are LARGE on Airlie Beach in the next

Let's Dance and Mall Dini in the last 2 non-televised races

Easy money

What horses should I check out for Cheltenham tomorrow?

>>74707386
Got La Bague Au Roi at 14s for a mad buzz

LET'S DANCE

>>74707544
Cue Card is a dead cert in the Gold Cup race

Fuck sake I was going to do Domesday Book but opted for Hadrians Approach instead

>>74707115
Now that's a hell of a parlay.

My mum just said randomly that I should back number 4 tomorrow, that only happens to be Djakadam who's favourite after Mullins' day today

It's fate

Lads, thinking of having 3 e/w's on first 3 races tomo then a Yankee on the other 4 including the Cup. Whats your tips?

Got to be Ruby for the cup now surely? Hearing a few good things about Vosnee Romanee in the 2:10, good e/w I reckon

Hey guys, having trouble on finding out if this is doable.
Is there any reliable way get a horses sectional times based on the sectional times of the winner? For example say the winner has a sectional time of 20 24 26 and you have the lengths behind the winner each horse is and their finish time.
It sounds like a stretch and I'm not sure if there's a way to correctly do it but that'd be awesome if anyone had any advice.

>>74706468
Hope you were on lid

TWO MORE CORNERS PLS YOU MUNICH BASTARDS

>>74713506
considering he only started attacking just before the last fence I wouldn't've been able to cope if I went large

did put 100 on though

>>74713931
Good lad

That's the way ruby loves to ride them

>>74706768
Hello,

I started the day with £1,019.19, now I have £1,236.

Thank you.

>>74714087
Do you just go large on extremely low odds?

>>74689843
It's illegal to start an online casino/sportsbook in the US. However, as far as I'm aware there's no regulation on using websites based in other countries.

>>74715987
>However, as far as I'm aware there's no regulation on using websites based in other countries.
Wrong, Pinnacle tells you to fuck off if you're from the US.

Who does everyone fancy in the first at Cheltenham lids? I'm tempted to go for Landofhopeandglory but I'm not sure whether Ruby Walsh can carry over today's form to Bapaume.

>>74717595
Ruby was just on ITV4 and he said the English horses look better than the Irish raiders. I'm going for the fav, Defi Du Seuil

What we fancying today for Cheltenham?

£300 on Cue Card

If he doesn't win then I'm packing the game in for good.

LARGE on Defi Du Seuil with a cheeky e/w on Landofhopeandglory

>>74724542
Good call anon, my bank balance thanks you

Get on Diego Du Charmil for an e/w lads, in for a great shout

Death Duty worth opposing here lads

5dimes best

>>74689843
5dimes and Bovada...
>5dimes is best

Who we on for the Gold Cup lads? Anyone else on Native River?

>>74727011
on djakadam just cos of the hype

cheeky EW on Minella Rocco too

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hot tip coming through
IPK - Ketterä X

C'MON NATIVE RIVER

GOT HIM @6

Minella Rocco 2nd

Anybody on that cheeky EW?

>cue tard

>>74726117
>fell again

jej

Who we got on the 16.10?

>>74727545
Meme race for amateur riders

rate my system sharpies
back in the day my dad and i would go to the local track a couple times a year (it was far away) and we'd bet on the best horse to show for every race. usually 8 to 12 races.
we'd always clear enough for drinks and sandwiches and we had a good time together and i miss him terribly.
is it possible to bet on the ponies without insider info?

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i made a fair sum yesterday, lets keep it going.

i'll post my biathlon tips around midnight AEST.

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>>74714421
>tfw bet big on teams losing more than 2-0 in last 10 minutes with fewer than 2 overall shots on target
>going extremely well
>made £1,239 in a week
>got cocky after winning big in Ajax vs. Kobenhavn
>lost £150 in a bet on Paraguay under 17s
>lost again
>figured I'd make it up this morning
>lost everything except £50
>depression spiral
>holy fuck
>deposit £70
>decide to go all out today to try and make it up
>if I lose it all I'll just delete my account
>tfw kept betting everything on pretty much random matches
>keep winning
>now have £950


Don't do what I'm doing if you want to remain sane. If I lose it all again I'm avoiding this shit.