Fish Dicks Edition
Is a McSecondary an athelete?
>>74654001
Nice get butthole.
First for being a traitor
>Pens repeating
why bother with the rest of the season?
no pictures of rapists in this thread, thanks
best buds
>>74653992
>responding to a 3 year old post
The Pengunis are literally repeating
Everyone else give up
>>74654049
Chicago.
>>74654056
bounced in the first round.
>>74654035
>replying to a cross-thread post
>>74654067
this desu
>>74654049
lol no
>>74654049
>>74654028
Because my team is western conference.
>>74654071
I tried to make this exact post but I got banned and it took me too long
Fuck you Oilers. Oh well, being on top of the Atlantic was nice while it lasted.
Fist of the north saros tomorrow
>>74654151
The Bruins are coming for that spot, leaf
>>74654001
you miss AwFishsticks too OP?
You are now aware that Patrician men cheer for the Islanders
>>74654187
>patrician men cheer for the islanders
when you have 3 total fans it's easier to have a higher % of patricians
You are now aware that Patrician women cheer for the Devils
>>74654201
that's a weird way to spell canucks
>>74654196
Don't respond to me ever again you fucking faggot
>draisaitl would be 1c on other teams
Kek
>>74654215
no, he meant Devils
does that mean you are grill?
also, the daylight savings time shit is really fucking me up
Geno Malkin going to sweep the Art Ross desu lads
>>74654067
By who? Nashville? St Louis? lol
>>74654235
what would happen to you then if you ever got jet lagged?
>>74654264
>Malkin
Kek
Art Ross is McDavid's for the next decade, barring injury.
>>74654275
when i was in brazil i had to stay up for 36 hours because i couldn't sleep on board and my internal clock was all fucked up
like when the clock moves back 1 hour it's no problem, but when it moves forward one it fucks up me
>>74654265
smashville
they'll play chippy and cause the hawks to chimpout
>>74654288
>kane dubs
looks like you're wrong,fago
Wew 5 Canadian teams in the playoffs this year. Bettman on pooicide as US ratings plummet. You fags will be lucky to even get any games on tv next year.
>>74654297
You mean the team that traded their best dman for the biggest chimp in the league? nice one
>>74654291
when I travelled across the atlantic for the first time, it was great. I would wake up at dawn. It was winter. One time I saw a pick up truck hauling ass and a cop car chasing it in the road outside of where we were staying.
>>74654321
keith plays for the hawks though
>Crosby and Malkin both have 1.18 ppg
wtf??
>>74654331
Yeah, yhats why the Hawks are going to win. Thanks for agreeing with me
>>74654327
where did you go?
sounds like you experience some real life AMERICAN CULTURE
when i was in texas during a layover i saw a white girl grabbing a black kid running around and bouncing him on her lap and flirting with the black dad
>>74654327
also in Greece, when I returned, I would get to watch all the morning cartoons as soon as they started and go to school without sleep.
I wonder how the pilgrims felt once they realised there was somethign wrong with the way they kept time, when they arrived in america
>>74654319
>Might've been 6 Canadian teams if the jests could've got a decent goaler
Does their gm ever do anything
>>74654342
no he's gonna chimp out and get suspended for 5 games and the hawks will have literally no defense
>>74654346
>where did you go?
JOISEY SON
>>74654354
Yeah, Subban being suspended will proabbly help Nashville
>>74654354
hawks have an adorable moment of a dman coming to the sin bin to comfort a struggling captain, they're literally immune to chimping out
>>74654354
>Keith
>getting suspended
That piece of shit is close to Chara-like in his ability to be dirty as fuck and get away with it completely.
>>74654372
how does subban getting suspended leave chicago with no d?
>chiraqi reading comprehension
lololol
>>74654387
>it was a joke
soon
>>74654346
>black
>dad
None of that happened.
>>74654402
Literally who is this?
>>74654339
Despite all their injuries the Pens have the most PPG and it's not even close.
>>74654411
Of course it didn't happen, kippers has never left her basement
>>74654438
*GPG
>>74654437
I'm gonna be at the game and lose it when he gets announced
NUMBER 91 THE CAPTAIN
>>74654411
it's funny because he looks like a thug but he has a suit on
Habs
>caps could lose 5 in a row come tuesday
wew
>McGayKid: 75 points
>Crosby: 72 points
10 games left, can Crosby dew it?
>Caps
>>74654536
first round exit so soon
>>74654531
4 way tie between Crosby, McDavid, Malkin and Marchand.
Caps reaching postseason form at just the right time
>th-this is the caps year
>th-th-they finally have the missing pieces
KEK
>tfw its gonna be another year before he gets back to this
>>74654528
>>74654536
>>74654565
How are they losing so badly to the Cucks?
Rakell is turning into something special
>>74654596
Perry is remembering how to play hockey. You're right about Rakell, he is the only top 6 forward under the age of 30 on >our roster.
>>74654595
still one of the best goals i've seen
>>74654596
>Shattencurse
>>74654551
And Burns for the ultimate meme
>>74654531
Who cares it's clear that McDavid is the GOAT of the league right now and will be better than Crosby.
>>74654479
*robocop theme starts playing*
vzzzzzznTHUMP
vzzzzzznTHUMP
vzzzzzznTHUMP
>>74654595
he can probably still do that, and what are you talking about he's gonna come in for our final playoff push and kick ass all the way to a finals repeat against the cocks where >we sweep them 4-1
>cucks trying to hand the game over
>when burns comes out of the box and gets to be a dedicated winger for the rest of the shift
>finnish goalt3nding
>sallad bars
>w-we don't need defense
You think caps players get tired of feeding Ovi on the PP? They've got some pretty skilled guys and all they do is feed the meme man who's been really off.
dallas want a goalie change but they can't find niemi
>finnish goal tending
>>74654629
>Shattencurse
Not the Ducks' fault he had to suddenly go WE WUZ KANGZ!!! against the KANGZ
>>74654688
Oshie took a shot on net. He may hear about it from Gr8
>>74654688
I think they're feeding him to try to break the slump.
For a long stretch of games he was just a decoy, pretty much.
>>74654049
If the penguins are so good they wouldn't need people to give up. Nice insecurities
Just had an earthquake
Not gonna lie, kind of scary
>>74654732
pussy
WHAT UP HOC IM DRUNK AF
LOVE YOU FUCKING RETARDS EVEN IF YOU ARE CANTPUCKS
not kippers tho
>>74654646
the lusional
I want to get into hockey.
Which team is a good team to bandwagon without looking like a super bandwagon hopper
>>74654745
omaha
>>74654745
Oilers
>>74654735
Fuck you Frodo
>>74654788
*shakes behind you*
>>74654745
coyotes
or the golden knights, I guess
Damn, only a 3.5
>finnish go4ltending
>>74654745
sens t b h
>>74654745
Penguins, a fun, fast team with lovable players.
>joe "cement skates" pavelski
>>74654822
>coyotes
What the fuck is wrong with this team?
>Domi
>Larrson
>Duclair
>Rieder
>Murphy
A great young core and they are the worst team ever. I blame their coach.
>>74654745
Preds have the best fanbase and team
>>74654921
joe "manlet" pavelski
>4 goals on 16 shots
what the FUCK is wrong with finnish goaltending?
>>74654940
Don't be a perds fan
>>74654963
or do?
>>74654935
they are a budget roster that operates closer to the salary floor than the salary cap and they have no real depth because of that.
>>74654935
Avs literally have two calder winners. lel
>>74654963
Preds are the coolest, we have a flat earther player, a bunch of finns and swedes and swiss players, all the canadians and americans support Trump. Plus our fanbase is anime friendly, we are n/a/shville
>>74654996
You can, but you'll need to have another team past the 2nd round of the playoffs.
Trotz's glasses don't fit around his ears
Capitals on absolute collapse
>>74654996
Why does this picture always make me hard?
Nice to see a Perry to Getz goal
Are the oilers going to make the playoffs?
>buy ticket for a game
>eight overtime periods
>almost 3 times extra hockey for free
https://youtu.be/v9z6T-i4_Bo
>>74655074
>hot girls
>skimpy outfit
>having fun
Gee, I wonder why
>>74655089
the smart money says no, and i hope not. would be great to see them break the record even with mcmeme on the team
>>74654001
superb OP
>finni5h goaltending
>crap5
>>74655096
Nah I think it's the face on the blonde
>>74655238
that too.
>>74655042
That doesn't matter. They're better on paper than what they can do. Hell they're not even playing Strome anymore, who was compared to McJesus.
Fucking kill me we are so fucking shit. This is infuriating. I broke my tv remote throwing it. Don't care that its on the road. No excuse
>>74655247
>They're better on paper than what they can do.
are we looking at the same team? their bottom-6 is total garbage, they have two rookies on D and luke schenn to boot, and they have arguably the worst starter in the league. add to that a crappy coach, and boom, dead last in their division.
>>74655263
Calm down man that's bad for your blood pressure
https://www.nhl.com/sabres/video/bbg-the-ottawa-brawl/t-277822756/c-50244903 What a wild ride...I miss this kinda shit lads.
>>74655284
damn crappy coach.
>>74655263
Stars or Caps fan? Lel
>>74654935
maybe because that's not that great of a core?
For years Minnesota was butt fucking the Reddithawks in the regular season only to be cucked in the playoffs.
Looks like it's going to be reversed now desu
>>74655294
gonna be a while yet lad, your GM fell for his own rebuild hype
>>74655306
Washington. I swear to god every damn year is our year then the team starts this faggotry. If they don't get their shit together its 2nd round exit again.
>>74655338
they'd better get it together, because if they can't get it done this year they are probably done for a generation
>>74655323
Doubt it
>>74655323
I'd reverse DAT ASS if ya know what I mean.
>>74655344
me too. they won't even play after the preds bounce the reddithawks
>>74655342
What about next year?
>>74655323
Have fun with the Bruce Boudreau Game 7 Home Ice Experience
>goalies giving up soft goals
>best goal scorers disappearing
>inexplicable turnovers and fuckups by the defenders
>>74654001
>>74655335
Im almost numb to it by now, don't worry, but the Sabres almost sniffed a wild card spot. I guess thats as good as I can hope for in this sports dumpster. Kane/RoR/Eichel/Reinhart is at least fun to watch, and Evan Rodriguez is gonna be a star on the rise in the next year or two.
>>74655362
i dunno if next years team will be as good as this one considering they will likely lose at least two of alzner/shattenkirk/williams/oshie, all of whom are upcoming UFAs
>>74655370
>sgar
>>74655338
Ovechkin has gone ice cold, but its not just him. The offense is dead alltogethrr
>>74655376
start up some fire murray/bylsma chants, they both suck.
>>74655385
has kuznetsov returned to ghost mode?
SOMEONE STOP THE FLAMES!!! I DON'T WANT THE DUCKS TO PLAY THEM ROUND 1!!
>>74655312
They should be better than the Avs or the Canucks
>>74655391
why? the cucks own the flim flams in the honky center
>>74655391
That's the best possible matchup for the Ducks. The Flames don't scare me at all.
>>74655402
well, they are better than the avs and the canucks have better D, goaltending, vets, and aren't rely near as heavily on rookie meme magic as the sparkledogs are.
>>74655388
1 point this month for kuznetsov
>>74655367
>implying game 7 will happen
>implying hawks aren't swept in 5
w e w
Craps are hot fucking garbage
>Oshie's breakaway
>Four in a row
Don't they know it isn't the second round yet?
>>74655459
just wait til they make it 5 on tuesday
>implying we are making it out of the first round
Pings are gonna win the division and Columbus is gonna dump our sorry asses. And I might cry this time
>>74655459
10/10 post my sides are obliterated
Can the KANGZ make it?
>>74655467
penguins in 4 over laffs, CBJ over capitals in 6
penguins over CBJ in 7
>>74655483
I would endorse the poo jackets to make a cup run
>>74655480
KANGZ and WANGZ ded
>>74655487
mild vs jackets would be a pretty cool SCF matchup
>>74655388
I admit I was a sore fucker when Ruff went, but I also bought into the Bylsma hype...I will grasp any branch when in the middle of storm.
>>74655495
I'd enjoy it
>>74655495
anything but Cocks and Pongs dear Mr. Jebus
>>74655492
>>74655480
Quick is back.
>seals up 8th seed
>plays the reddithawks again
>>74655480
fuck no the kongz are absolute fucking garbage since their last cup win
>>74655504
But imagine the ratings goy
how do we fix hockey?
>>74655522
Shorter contracts
>>74655518
imagine Panthers/Calgary finals
>>74655507
>Quick is back
So? He's a mediocre goalie who is aging and with a dick made of glass
>>74655507
if Kings make playoffs, it means it needs to win x3 against Oilers, bumping them out
>>74655522
relocate the Oilers
Poolumbus would have empty seats in a stanley cup final
>>74655541
great fucking post
>>74655550
Thank you, my writers worked on it all night.
>>74655504
>>74655518
this is inevitable
>>74655541
>first time they have the potential to make the playoffs in god knows how long
>rigged the draft so they can select the best player to come out of it since Crosby
>only 98% attendance
hmm...
>>74655571
>not 100%
holy shit, what an embarrassment.
>>74655522
Non guaranteed contracts. Make them work for their shekels.
>>74655532
quick is top 5. we'll see how badly age and injury affects him
>>74655571
i hate the coilers, but mcmeme going to them was the ultimate proof the draft is not rigged. probably the very last team the bettjew wanted to win mcmeme, and probably mcmeme himself
>>74655528
>>74655611
both of these would result in a season long lockout. the second one might even be multi-season lockout.
>>74655613
quick is a bum. got white hot for one run, and has been riding on hype ever since.
>>74655613
>top 5
In what, most groin pulls? Guy is garbage
>>74655623
>>74655620
Fuck off
Matt Murray is elite, where does he end up in all time wins?
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
>>74655645
>mad kang
>>74655645
you fuck off armemia
where is that jersey shitposter cuck now lmao 1`0 in a row
>>74654648
Where we're going, we won't need knees
good morrow
>>74655620
>been riding on hype ever since
This. He tweaks his fucking groin constantly because he makes routine easy saves look acrobatic intentional so he can get on a highlight reel and have broadcasters sucking his swollen groin. I've seen him flopping around like a fish on a 10mph wrister from Kevin Bieksa...
>>74655739
Who let the turk out of his cage?
>>74655871
i've always thought goalies who regularly pull stunning, acrobating saves only do so due to being way out of position, and thus can only make the save by pulling some acrobatic shit off
>>74655947
This is true.
>>74655947
Shit bothers me like mad, the only thing that pisses me off more is when a player clearly shoots a puck right into the glove of a goalie yet they flail their arm around as if they made a spectacular save to showboat. Fucking happens always and the broadcasters always fall for it.
>WHAT A SPECTACULAR SAVE
>>74655871
Just because the blackhawks lost doesn't mean you should hold a grudge for 3 years
>>74656006
kek the kongs are fucking irrelevant now, they won't even make the playoffs this year
>>74655611
Isn't that how the NFL is like? If you're shit, your contract is cancelled.
No more faggots signing 6x10 and then not doing shit.
>>74656032
In the NFL they have guaranteed salary and usually get paid tons of money up front while making jack shit yearly so it's even worse
>>74656028
What's with Chicago fans being so hostile and scared of LA? LA doesn't even have real fans.
>>74656108
everyone except kangz fans hates the kangz and their fans, are you new to /hoc/? The only team more hated here than the kongs are the >rags
>>74656118
Yep. 100% newfag. Why doesn't anyone like LA in /sp/? Lakers, rams, Dodgers, kings, and even the galaxy are hated.
>>74655997
only thing worse is when the shot is clearly going wide and the goalie flails desperately for it anyways. broadcasters eat that shit up too
>>74655647
1st right ahead of Fleury
>>74656108
>Chicago fans
That's what is wrong
helo is this where i
>rags
?
>>74656146
Because they're all annoying pricks regardless of how good or shit their teams are.
>>74655068
>you can, but you could also be a bandwagoner
True integrity.
If the craps went on an impossible losing streak where they dropped all their remaining games could they miss the playoffs? That'd be something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEGp1DEFjfE
Would she be a great hokkei goaler?
>>74656339
when was the last time a team had an epic collapse like that to miss the playoffs at the very end of the season? i remember the laffs a few years back were firmly in a playoff spot before losing nearly every single game in march to miss the playoffs
>>74656339
yes. the only teams that cant catch the crapitals are buffalel, detoilet, and poo jersey
>>74656263
That can be said for all fans.
Fucking HATE finns
>>74655855
>>74656356
>>74656406
sadly I don't think it'll happen since they have home heavy schedule and a game vs the avs and two against the sparkle dogs
Tonight was a good night
>>74656417
People hat LA because they are all bandwagoners who just support what ever cali team is successful at the time.
>>74656343
>Simply back into goal
>fat fills the space and she becomes lodged inside
>1.000 sv% over carrer
>>74656343
no. too many cross seam passes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
>>74656522
That's every team.
>>74656560
Thats where your wrong friendo. Wvery team has bandwagoners. LA IS band wagoners.
>>74656560
Not the coyotes
>>74656586
They'll get bandwagon fans if they ever make the playoffs for more than a year.
>>74656554
>How does this untrained fat guy play goalie against and actual nhl player
What bullshit is this it proves nothing.
Ekblads career is almost over
Who wins a cup first?
Ovechkin or Laine?
>>74656796
ovi will never win a cup so laine has better odds
>>74656796
Laine
Had a lot of fiber for dinner tonight lads, my morning Finn tomorrow is going to be huge after I have my coffee.
>>74656796
does laine get his name on the cup if he scores the cup-winning goal on his own team?
>>74656870
Nice. I took a Finn so big today it clogged the Finner. Showed it to my wife's son and he was very impressed.
>>74656796
Depends who gets traded first.
So the Leafs ARE confirmed to be in the playoffs and pull off a major upset right?
They're a young fast team with loads of scoring and a good goalie. They're perfect to be the spoiler that knocks out the Penguins or Capitals
>>74656963
They'll win the first three games then blow a 3 goal lead in the third period four times in a row
Cap this post
>>74656963
they aren't making the playoffs ladlet, bruins and isles will cuck them
>>74656963
Let's if >we make the playoff first. It's a very tight race.
>>74656870
the first finn of the day is always the best
>>74656963
lmao the Laffs would get exposed by the Penguins
some drunk guy at the bus stop just now told me that patrik laine will score a hattrick tonight
if i were you, id put some money down on it. i know i will
>>74656979
Do you ever squat over the sauna rocks and squirt out a big wet liquid finn?
>>74657013
go to your containment thread
why does daylight savings time have to effect my drinking after work?
oh also whats up finland.
>>74657041
eating lunch and getting ready to take a nap
how about you, my alchie friend
Today's Maori word of the day:
Whare (Fah-ree)
Whare: house, building, residence, dwelling, shed, hut, habitation
So will Crowby commit suicide at 40 due to post concussion syndrome?
>Capitals are 2-4 since the deadline
>Outscored 18-11
Were they fleeced foe Shittenkirk?
>>74654732
here's something to lose sleep; if you still have electrical current and the will to post about it, it was probably a pre-seismic vibration. The entree to the main course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg
>>74657109
if it's pronounced Fah-ree, why on earth would you write it with double u?
>>74657285
Excellent question.
In Maori, Wh is pronounce as an F sound.
There are several place names in New Zealand that use this: Whangarei (Fah-nga-ray) or Whakatane (Fah-ka-tah-nay)
>>74657316
>>74657316
>In Maori, Wh is pronounce as an F sound.
wot
it also happens with english renditions of irish words
Norway got record in longest hockey game yesterday
How will I do /hoc/?
>>74657581
Jesus christ you fucking slob. Wash the crud out from under your fingernails.
>>74657581
Clean under your nails, use hand cream/vasiline/coconut oil on your hands. And drink more water, you're probably dehydrated.
>>74657581
Good luck.
>>74657581
>5 fold acca
>accas ever
oh my
>>74657609
Get bent. I won 6 grand off the superbowl on a 10$ bet.
Accas are the patrician choice
Hockey
>>74657581
NIGGER
>>74657581
I can't see your bet, only the games you bet on.
>>74657824
Terrible post
kys
>>74657925
>Greece only recognizes numbers with Minus signs infront of them
>>74657937
it was a great post, shut up
>>74657983
nigger
>>74658021
I didnt realize USA and Greece were best friends now. You also like Armenia too?
>>74658016
Terrible opinion
kys
>>74658059
Now yourr just being rude
How may I assist you?
>>74658105
ill have a whopper with a side of french fries, for drink id like a coca cola
>>74658147
>whopper
Do they have a quarter pounder in Finland?
>>74658210
why does his choice of burger trigger you?
VEGAS WHEN
>>74658224
>lelanders
>>74658210
we do but ive never had a whopper so id like one please
>auston matthews game log
what the fuck has he been doing???
>>74658284
Oink oink
>>74658284
pretending it's playoffs
>>74658284
living up to his reputation as the greatest american to play the game
Aight, the Coyotes aren't going to last more than 2 years, agreed?
Portland is too broke.
Seattle is too close to the Cantpucks.
Those are only obvious cities, so where do we want them to go?
>>74658284
He's already locked for the Caleder, so should he even care?
>>74658307
omaha
Should I get pizza for lunch today?
>>74658324
If repeating digits you get a salad
>>74658307
alaska
can finland tell me who this is? it was on reddit with the title Sauli Niinistöä ei ole pitkään aikaan näkynyt etusivulla. Oikaiskaamme tätä virhettä!
>>74658224
Even the jackets have more of a pull than the isleleders
Also, since when to do the jackets have pull in indiana?
>>74658307
Cheyenne, Wyoming
>>74658324
You about to get hit by the blizzard? That sounds good if you are.
>>74658284
>Even plus/minus
Why does Maurice even play Laine now? Its guerentee goal against when hes on
>>74658307
Tampere
let's bring some real hockey fans into the fold
>>74658337
Their president, Sauli Niinistöä
>>74658337
finnish president Tätä Oikaiskaamme.
>>74658348
Won't hit me until 3pm, but I have home made dinners, my mom made for me before I left back to my dorm, she calls them chicken pockets, 2 ounces of chicken, 2 large chopped carrots and a large red skin potato all baked in alumnimum foil with a ranch dressing, all I have to do is put it on a plate and warm it up, some of the best food I've ever had
>>74658345
>wyoming bison
>wyoming/cheyenne cowboys
w e w
>tfw you will never play a shift in the NHL with your brother and your dad on the same line as you
Why even live
>>74658376
>dorm
Will Rickard Rakell win the Rocket Richard? I'm thinking it's likely at this pace.
american colleges make manchilds
prove me wrong
>>74658464
>20.6 S%
>>74658503
Doesn't matter, years almost over and he's been hot all year.
>>74658469
Cam atkinson
>>74658524
What are you trying to argue here? 20.6 shooting is good.
>>74658530
Thought you were implying luck if you're that same guy
>>74658464
Tarasenko
>>74658464
Its gonna be Patches
>>74658307
New orleans could be a potential market
>>74658592
>drowns
>>74658626
>Uses sympathy
>Wins a championship
Just like da saints
>>74658644
>saints
They won because they have the goat.
>>74658663
So why not do the same thing with a new hockey team?
>>74658681
black people can not into ice sports
>>74658681
>Team didnt work in Atlanta
>Itll work in New Orleans
:/
>>74658681
Because Dallas Atlanta Florida Anaheim Arizona and Carolina all have shit attendance. Los Angeles and Tampa are exceptions due to recent playoff runs
>>74658376
>meanwhile in Biafra
>>74658388
who did?
>>74658774
carolina had average attendance before they missed the playoffs for a decade. dallas and analslime are average too
>>74658809
>bettman had to rig a cup wins to fill the stands in the sunbelt
wew
>>74658809
Anaheim is bottom of the league in attendance and have the cheapest average ticket prices. They need to move but wont because they won a cup recently. It would look bad on Bettman
>>74658802
The howe family
>>74658846
my mind went there, but even that seemed impossible.
>>74658829
>>74658829
They're actually 22nd. Their attendance is barely worse than the snes
>>74658874
>slightly worse than the worst canadian franchise is acceptable from a franchise with millions to draw from
>>74658874
>Barely worse then the snes
Ottawa is less than an hour from Toronto. Theres a big difference between sharing your fanbase with Laffs and sharing your fanbase with Kongs.
Spics dont watch hockey.
>>74658874
>team in the CAPITAL of CANADA cant support a team
id like to hear some ottawagay defend this
arena location is not a good excuse
>>74658791
>>meanwhile in grease
Why are you alive
>>74658884
You're moving the goalpost because you were wrong, and they're not the cheapest tickets and are actually middle of the pack in operating revenue.
>>74658888
>Ottawa is less than an hour from Toronto
What?
>>74658899
>you were wrong
just because i have a leaf for a flag doesnt mean in the other poster my burger friend
>>74658888
Quads of retard
>>74658899
>middle of the pack in operating revenue
>literally one of 4 teams that lost money in 2016
>>74658944
You're a retard who doesn't understand business at all
>>74658964
The idea of business is to lose money?
>>74658964
>>74658976
Operating revenue has nothing to do with having one year loss you fucking moron. Read the article about this Forbes
>>74658988
shut up pablo
>>74658988
>read this Forbes article
We're done here.
>>74658992
Brilliant post
Kill yourself
>>74658981
>>74658988
the forbes profile says the ticket price is even lower than that lmao
>>74659009
I'm not talking about the ticket prices holy hell you're dumb, I'm talking about their total revenue which includes tickets, concessions, tv contracts, etc
>>74659021
where they lose money? in a gigantic market no less. stinky smelly beaner
>it's a retard thinks revenue=money episode
Looooool
>its a american thinks a franchise should be kept in a unprofitable area episode
thank god us canadians keep the sunbelt dream alive
>>74659045
Like seriously, only one of the California teams are profitable at a time. Just shows how much the state can sustain.
>gaybeck nodicks
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHSHAHHAHAHAHAH
hockey is fucking GAY lol
>rags
>>74659146
>rags
>>74659151
sgar>
>känädä
Who are the literal scum of Europe and why is it Finns and non-muslim Swedes?
>>74659346
not hockey
>Matthews is a franchise center
>>74659378
>Laine is a franchise player
>>74655647
Matt Murray will never be elite with that shitty glove hand.
>>74659378
He is in Toronto kek
>>74659430
>never be elite
>Starting goalie of the Penguins 2016-2020 dynasty
>>74659460
>starting goalie
>dynasty
He isn't even the best goalie on his team you have to win with one goalie to be a dynasty anyway
>>74659480
>he rates MAF over Murray
/tip
>>74659480
go away
>>74659480
>t. Booty blasted philly fan
>>74659498
>he doesnt
God damn Pittsburgh fans are stupid
>>74659460
Murray's glove hand is so fucking shaky, dude. He lets in so many shitty goals from that area. He has the potential to be one of the best - if not THE best in the league, but he has to strengthen that glove first.
The reason he plays a lot is because Sullivan has a huge boner for him because he coached Murray in the minors, too. Even when Murray should be pulled he leaves him in.
>>74659508
The biggest advantage Murray has over Fleury is that Murray doesn't get as rattled as Fleury does in net. For a 22-year-old, he remains super composed most of the time. When Fleury is hot though he is absolutely phenomenal.
Murray keeps breaking that hand.
Once he gets strength and finesse back into it he'll be great.
>>74659520
>has a boner for Murray
>Top 10 in Save percentage
>12 in wins with 1 less win in 14 less games then 9th
>12th in GAA
Maybe he plays him because hes a top 10 goalie statisically?
2 hours until i dah dah dah dah die
This is the average Oilers fan
>shittenkirk
worse than ovie when it comes to being a crybabby
Good afternoon /hoc/
Just shoveled my driveway. got about 4 inches here yesterday. I hope all of you are well.
>>74659690
>>74659709
Your mom got 4 inches yesterday
whats his fucking problem?
>>74659743
>>74659741
Why so rude?
>>74659703
Did Jim Rutherford con the Caps into trading their future for a meme? Was he ever actually interted in Shattenkirk?
>>74659621
Meanwhile Murray is getting the harder matchups vs MAF getting the easy ones, and MAF is still polling horrible numbers
>>74659757
Fucking Finlanders, man. I hate them so god damn much. Look at that ugly mongol. Just look at his hideous face. Do you think he knows how ugly he is? How does he wake up in the morning, every single fucking day, look in the mirror and think "yes, it will be okay to go outside today and let the world look at my face."
Fucking Finns.
>>74659757
Because autism
>>74659760
Pens were never going to give what the Blues wanted for shitingcuck
>Sprong or Maatta + a pick
Kek fuck off
I want to follow a hockey team who should I follow? I don't like French people so montreal are not an option and I'm Scottish so NY Rangers are not an option as sounds to much like the Rangers soccer team SO WHO?
>>74659760
like it was hard coning the caps into anything
but shittenkirk is a dumbass going after Gravel. if you're gonna pull that shit at least pull it on a top 4 defenseman like doughty or martinez.
>>74659829
devils
ill be your gf if you do
>>74659829
Calgary, because Calgary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgary,_Mull
>>74659829
Follow the Florida panthers. They need fans.
>>74659829
kings can always use a few more lifelong fans
>>74659838
We like to make fun of Benning, but have the Capitals GMs ever made any good trades?
Benning atleast didnt trade Horvat, yet, like McPhee did to Forsberg
>>74659790
>mad
>at an entire country
>projecting this hard
Anon make some lunch and come back when you have cooled down a bit.
>>74659076
It also has to do with the fact that there are so few actual fans of each team. Most people inx LA especially, just switch their support to whatever team is currently successful.
>>74659700
So fuck the oilers, but literally
>>74659829
Vegas.
>>74659865
The Oshie trade was good.
>>74658307
Salt lake city. It's the whitest city in America.
>>74659907
Can the become the utah mormons?
>>74659907
It's a quarter spics and blacks. Surely there must be a whiter one somewhere
>>74659843
>>74659844
>>74659840
>>74659893
I will narrow it down to Calgary Flames, Boston Bruins or Pittsburgh Penguins who should I pick out of those?
>>74659960
kill yourself desu youm bandwagoning faggot.
might as well be a lifelong penguins fan you turbonigger
>>74659960
Fuck off were full
>>74659960
Kill yourself.
>>74659960
Pick Pittsburgh if you don't mind being looked upon as a (potential) bandwagon.
Pick Boston if you're a bad person
Pick Calgary if you're a good ol' boy with solid values and a great appreciation of the game.
>>74659993
>potential
>>74659960
Don't mind these silly buggers --> >>74659973 >>74659985 >>74659990
They're just being silly :)
>>74660001
I'd wait until they fall out of their cup window for confirmation :)
>>74660001
>tfw went to games and supported the Pongs my whole life, even during the Dick Tarnstrom era
>tfw people probably think I'm a bandwagon fan anyway
>>74660012
Nigger shut the fuck up who cares
>>74660012
faggot
>>74659960
what about the preds, they are a fun team this year. And you can pretend you weren't a fan if they start sucking
>>74659960
None of those wtf
Pick the panthers
>>74660030
The panthers would actually be a good choice because they need fans and no one would call you a bandwagoner. Plus they have a pretty decent team.
>>74660012
Based Dick
Don't mind these posters --> >>74660020 >>74660026
They're just being silly :)
>>74659973
>>74659985
>>74659990
>>74659993
Ok I don't want to be like one of those bandwagon faggots I will choose Calgary Flames.
>>74660050
I know that every British flag in these threads is a bandwagon and I'll call them one
>>74660064
still a bandwagon faggot
>>74660064
Just so you know, you won't be the only scottish Calgary fan around here
>>74660064
Don't mind this poster --> >>74660074
He's lying :)
oh look sweden is being a niggerfaggot again
what a surprise
>>74660102
Why are you so rude?
>>74660064
wew, enjoy never winning anything including the draft lottery
>hockey hair team video is out
>Duckson did not win
>Trudeau was made fun of
Passable but I am with Duckson.
>>74660064
NY Islanders sound appealing are they also bandwagon team? What about Tampa Bay lightning?
>>74660194
Fuck off you massive faggot
>>74660194
Pick the London Knights.
>>74660194
No and no
>>74660224
ok St Louis Blues then?
>>74660242
Who is your favorite player?
>inb4 sidney crosby
>>74660258
fag doesn't know shit stop answering
>>74660258
Tie Domi was my favourite player ever
>>74660265
Did you run out of lithium this morning? You could try eating your cell phone battery, I think we would all appreciate that.
>>74660298
the jerk store called
>>74660190
Shoulda been top 3 for sure. He got robbed
>hey guys i hear theres a hair competition?
>>74660410
Damn look at that flow. Jelly.
@74660410
No, fuck off
>>74660410
>that hairline
jesus fucking christ that cant be real. shopped? is he just memeing?
>im here for the hair competition
>>74660471
>man bun
Auto disqualified
>>74660324
I had sex with your wife
remember that Norway have the longest match
>
Norway wins lol
>>74660579
>match
>>74660579
norge :3
>>74660588
>fAGGOT
>>74660579
Noway
Who wins a round 1 best of 7, Caps or CBJ's?
>>74660579
longest match smallest benis ;DDD
except women :DDDD
bvecause of all the steroids ;:DD
>>74660631
Neither. They'll both be the first teams in the history of the game to lose a series simultaneously.
>>74660292
Do you like his son?
Just drove to the beer store and the whole block was out of power so they were closed. Fugg
>>74660713
I've only seen snippets of him play so he ok
>>74660729
What did you steal then?
Laine made s sponsor deal with Fanatics. Same brand who sponsors Bryant, Ovie, connor mcgregor and Spieth
Matthews is getting further and further behind.
>>74660897
i remember arguing with some matthews fan that Laine is much better for sponsor deals because of personality and that viking look. That guy has just been BTFO.
>>74660921
Better at scoring
Better at memeing
Better lineage (Mexishits btfo)
He's the whole package
>>74660729
>driving to "beer store" at 3pm on a Monday
M-maybe next year.
>>74660953
Laine doesn't care about team winning. It's all about his own stats and sponsor deals.
>>74660897
You actually trying to say Laine will make more money than Matthews through sponsorship and advertising?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74660953
dat Salisbury sticker...
>>74660944
Is there a problem?
>>74660975
It's pretty clear he will. He makes deals with world-wide brands which has world-wide superstars and matthews only gains interest in the small laffs/canada.
>>74660975
>pig-nose matthews will have great sponsor deals outside of toronto
remember when finnish posters werent cancerous redditors who immediately bring down the quality of the thread?
me neither
I like Funland.
http://finnishbistro.com/food/
I am going to go to this place at some point soon. I see that it is overpriced but who can put a price on memes?
What should I get?
>>74661005
>>74661025
>comparing Toronto to Winnipeg
Please stop my sides are in orbit.
>>74661044
Great post.
>>74661041
>getting triggered by Laine cucking matthews out of big sponsor deals in his own country
>>74661044
>minnesota
how about you just kys?
>>74661050
Where did i compare them?? I just said that toronto is small town in a big world. Winnipeg even smaller.
>>74661088
Nice rapist dubs.
I can mail you some lithium if you just tell me what shithole you live in.
>finnish """"""""""""""""""""""'cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Matthews is the #1 selling jersey in the NHL
Really gets the ol noggin going
How salty would /sp/ be if the kings made it to 8th seed and took the cup again?
>Finnish socializing
>>74661155
They upset the wild but that's about it.
>finnish ""hockey team"""
>>74661211
>>74661167
>>74661145
either filter their flags so you stop complaining or put on a trip so I can filter you
>didn't win the Norris last year because ''but he was due!'' Doughty
>might not win it this year because le goofy toothless beard man is having an unreal season
Which d-man is gonna go full meme next season to cuck Karlsson out of yet another Norris trophy?
>mfw i started Finnish hate posting
>he still doubts the habs
>>74661211
>you now remember the legend that is Aki Berg
>>74661229
>he thinks it's one person
>>74661234
Overrated
>>74661258
nobody cares fag
>>74661234
Amazing counting quads.
Hedman. He is going to amass secondary assists as long as stamkos doesnt die again and Kucherov continues his hot streak. LGBTning ""fans"" will come out of the woodwork again and we will all be accused of getting mad at sandwiches.
Funny he is going to steal the Norris from a fellow countryman.
>>74661248
i bet you cant name that lineup from left to right dummy
please keep talking about finlan
>laffs
>>74661234
>only snes fans and swedes actually believe hes ever been snubbed
>they will defend "le 4th forward" meme till they die
The norris is the least respected trophy now. Good job sweden
>>74661285
Pyörälä, Norrena, AJ Niemi, Berg, Timonen, Numminen, Koivu, Mussolani.
>>74661311
>t. assblasted laffer
reminder that snes and flims are the only good canadian fanbases
>rags
Lehkonen will be better than Koivu
NEW in seven posts, not now
>>74661363
>>74661363
>>74661363
>>74661351
>kongs
>>74661344
>you gotta be a laffs fan to hate offensive defenceman
It really must suck to not be a cup contender.
>>74661344
WTF I like USA now.
>>74661294
The Traveling Sauna is in the sunbelt now. Sad I was never able to expose myself to the person behind it. I imagine the 47 seconds of sauna intercourse before passing out from heat exhaustion would be enjoyable.
>>74661294
Okay.
>500 for VEGAS
>>74661005
>Laine plays for a team from Winnipeg
>Matthews plays for a team from Toronto
>Laine is from Finland
>Matthews is from USA
Yeeaahh, Matthews will make more
>>74661303
Put your trip back on kippers.
>Laine is marketable than Matthews
Pls, once the Mexicans find out about him the kid is going to be everywhere.
>>74659716
the original logo would be far superior and would count /rate/whatever you say in america, as a tattoo.
>>74659757
this gif is so funny
>>74659960
the New Jersey Devils