2017 World Baseball Classic: Wall Builders vs Socialists

>Brandon Laird

>Brandon Laird

Why is this allowed?

If mexico wins and scores 11 runs venezuela will be relegated


FUCK venezuela
fucking cuevas that venezuelan piece of shit ruined both games for Colombia

so score some runs mexico

Why is Brandon Laird, AKA Gringo, playing for Mexico?

>air is thicker
fuck I need 11 runs though

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BOOM BOOM BOOM

https://youtu.be/82VtBxeJH3I

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You may only reply to this post if your team is going to win da Basedb Owl

B I G G U Y
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>>74654202
how do 3way tie breakers work here?

Mejico!!! Jajajajaja.

>>74654293
it's by runs allowed per inning pitched in games between the involved teams

last place is out and 2nd and 3rd play a tiebreak game

Italy's allowed 20 runs and these two both allowed 10 coming into this game

Which country has more Jews? Mexico or Venezuela?

Go Mexico.

>>74654313
thanks, this looks good

Anyone know what it probably smells like in that stadium?

Fug, thought it was ogre already

CRUZ

damn, thought that was gone. not a meme park tonight

>>74654317
All of Venezuelan jews fled the country cause of the crisis.

>>74654358
maybe like tacos, that's why venezuela can't focus, they're hungry

>>74654388
fuck you you colombian piece of shit

>>74654388
kek

kek, look at that fat guy run

moves pretty well for a massive fatass

Any qt sightings?

Gib stream pls

>>74654395
you have to go back esneyder

>>74654406
>>74654408
Looks of practice, running for the border

DINGER

Venezuela BTFO

Ayy ayyy ayy yeee yeee caramba

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>>74654432
be careful bro i look like this

Jajajajajaja

Mexico sending it above the wall

>venezuelan pitching

>>74654472
Crossing limits is our craft after all my hue boy

>>74654220
>>74653956
>>74653922
Just googled this, his mom is Mexican which means he´s Mexican American. Not different from someone like Adrian Gonzalez

>bat flips fly ball that went 200 feet

>it's actually happening
Lel

>>74654517
Adrian is mexican on both sides though.

>>74654349
If Mexico wins and concedes less than 8 runs, they play a tiebreaker againste ither Venezuela or Italy, depending on how many Mexico scores

>>74654628
>tfw Mexico bribed the venezuelans so we keep the guidos out

>>74654625
Yeah but Mexican law only requires one parent to be Mexican

>>74654642
I know. Italian citizenship is even easier, just one italian grandpappy kek.

How many runs do we need again?

>>74654687
>>74654628

>>74654429
https://youtu.be/5l6aP9WIqIg

>>74654687
mexico just needs to win

>miggy

Mexico is gonna win and beat Venezuela in the tie breaker

Escobar has been really bad in the field every game

>Mexican bunting

Mexico might just score the 11 runs they need to relegate Venezuela and actually save the Italians

shiet, all these dingers

If we choke this, I swear to god I'll jump the wall and become a gringo

venezuela is fucking finished, they can allow 1 (one) more run

Orale taco burrito jajajajajaja!!!

>>74655116
Me too carnal, they choked hard agianst the pasta

>>74655114
it's actually 10, I think, because at that point Ven and Ita are tied at 20 runs allowed, the next tiebreak is earned runs allowed, assuming the next two runs venezuela gives up are earned they'd have more of them and out

going by earned runs is pretty fucking stupid by the way, literally rewards errors

still alive

I think it's more likely they come back and win than they not give up 2 more runs

LOL

Mexico is gonna choke this game

DETENTE

>mexichoke

HABBEDIG

>Mexican bullpens

>>74655308
>a fucking leaf
You're dead already

>It's happening

See ya in 4 years lads

>mexichokes

>>74655326

It's all good. You still have soccer.

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>>74655324

I need some brawls brehs

how many more runs do we need brahs

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when is miggy comming up to bat?

>>74655352
You just need to win. Italy is the one depending on how many runs you score.

only problem with the wbc is a lot of the games are slow as fuck

Who's the midget in left field?

>>74655366
thanks hue

>>74655368

These games are giving Manfred cancer

>>74655336
>the first WBC Brawl is the Leafs and Mexican'ts
>Not Japan and Worst Corea
Where did it all go wrong?

>>74655387
do asians ever brawl in baseball

taipei vs korea had 6 hbp and nothing happened

>taking out Quiroz

Fuck off

>putting in the pinch runner for the relegation run
kek, based mexico

>inb4 they get the runs but end up losing the game

Next match for Puerto Rico is the Domis.
>Kek
Somebody's gotta lose now.

12-0 BABY!

>>74655392
According to YouTube, the NPB and KBO do have brawls.

>chris roberson represents Mexico
top fucking kek

>>74655413

Gringos love getting ANCHORED

we SONIDITO now

Is Venezuela the blackest country in South America?

Mexico getting through to San Diego would be good for attendance at least. Crowds will probably be shit for every game but US-DR if Mexico's not there

>>74655428
If we pretend the Guyanas don't exist I think it's Brazil.

>>74655428

That's Argentina

>>74655428
Ecuador

one more run in 10 outs, no way they don't get it, comeback or bust

>>74655428
Obviously Argentina

mexibros is lupillo rivera real music? do you vatos bump it while drinkin tecate? If no what is the go to music while "pistiando"

>>74655453
It is. Great drinking music.

If you want maximum feels play some Juanga while pissed.

>>74655453
Vicente Fernandez is legendary drunken music. Narco corridos are also used. And Tecate is shit.

>>74655453
it party music, not a fan of it but i admit i really get into that type of music after a few beers

>>74655468
>juanga
>not Jose Jose Master Race

>>74655453
It's all about narco corridos now. Narco culture has taken over the mexican youth

>>74655479

>Implying he won't die this year too

socialism btfo once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg

>>74655491
>tfw chente dies

they're coming back lads

>>74655497
I don´t think I´ll ever be ready for those feels.

What´s your snack for this game? Asando carne y tripitas here

>>74655429
Already bought my ticket, so we better win this shit

Why is this bullpen so shit lads?

Venezuela pls stop

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What do >we root for? Venezuela to end the group or playoffs?

>>74655494
WTF is that police hacking someone with a fucking machete?

>>74655516
takis y una pepsi

MY FUCKING SIDES

mexico blowing it again

>IT WAS 8-0

hahahahahahahaahaha

>that replay
couldn't see the ball or the bag
fucking mexico

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>74655534
I think it's just a big stick. They're not quite at your level yet.

>>74655520
Hope you can refund it m8

>getting beat on the base paths by a toddler

>>74655516
Ate some tostadas de lomo earlier. Now I'm drinking some negra modelo

>choking again

I would say this representation deserves to be beheaded by the cartels but then again pretty much all of them chicanos.

Can somebody tell me again why we brought Edgar Gonzalez instead of based Vizcarra?

>it's been almost 3 hours
>still the 6th inning

>Sergio Romo
>will not end well

>>74655577
Welcome to a slow pitching and high hitting game of baseball.

MEXICO BOUT TO GET TRIPLE CROWNED

>loading up the bases for Miggy

>>74655581
inb4 strikeout

Grand Slam in 2 minutes

>romo

w
e
w

SCURRED

dont do this to me fans

so glad he's not on the giants anymore lmfao

Dubs and zuela comes back.

>miggy

FUCK

We're nothing but a meme team now, gg lads, gg

[sweating intensifies]

wew lad

This fucking game

What country has the best uniforms?

A live beheading might have happened had Romo given up a GS

>>74655607

Japan and the Jews

>>74655607
The kingdom of netherlands

miggy's had 2 big ab's and fucked them up both. gidp when they were threatening at 5-1 and now this
at least he had the hit last inning but still shit

>>74655607
Mexico and China

>>74655600
>implying that the Mexicunts hasn't always been a meme team

If Mexico wins this 10-9, it eliminates Mexico anyways

Chango MVP

>>74655622

>Invent the sport
>Can't win the only international tournament

wew

hope mexico wins without scoring again
seems pretty unlikely

>>74655622
but muh Serie del Caribe

>>74655628
They just said if Venezuela let's one more run and loses they're eliminated from the tiebreaker

>>74655628
kek, rooting for this outcome

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>>74655628

>>74655649
does the 9th inning mexico pitched against italy count? they didn't even get an out

>>74655655
That is runs scored and allowed so far

If Venezuela allows one more run and loses they're out of the next round and Italy v Mexico Monday

>>74655655
>Step 1: The tied Teams shall be ranked in the standings for that Round according to fewest runs allowed divided by the number of innings (including partial innings) played in defense in the games in that Round between the Teams tied.

That's confusing

>>74655668
yeah I still don't know how that inning counts

either way though mexico wins 10-9 in 9 innings and they're out


>mexico leading 10-9 in the bottom of the 9th
imagine if they tie it and it goes into extras and they lose 14-10 or some shit the next inning and are relegated. would've been better to just lose on purpose, kek

>>74655662
They're only taking into account the second tiebreaker between Italy and Venezuela
But Venezuela could still score enough to eliminate Mexico

>>74655682
But if they don't then Venezuela could just score 2 and eliminate Mexico

>>74655631
Not even England is that pathetic

>>74655636
DESU Serie del Caribe shows the LMP´s strength but not really Mexico´s, they even play with actual Americans and Dominicans and whatnot

>play el rey for 4 seconds
>the crowd finishes it
10/10

>>74655692
just plotting out some hilarious possible scenarios

>>74655631
you third worlders treat this like it's the world series and we treat it like a spring training game and we still do better than you

holy shit i just noticed how shitty the field is at this stadium, like cutouts for dirt around the bases? lmao, this is literally poverty ball

>>74655699
I'm saying there's a difference if they count that Mexico-Italy inning as a full or 0.0 of an inning

>>74655710
yeah but either way though if it's 10-9 mexico in 9 innings mexico's out

they've either allowed 19 runs in 18 innings or 19 runs in 17 innings, both are worse than 20 runs in 19 innings.


oh the guy who replaced quiroz, lets see if it comes back to bite them

>Venezuela
JUST

JUST FUCK MY PITCHING UP

Close

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>venezuela

Based honorary paisa

Jajajajajaja!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>the shanty favelas of venezuela

This is stupid, now Venezuela actually has incentive to score more runs. These tiebreaker rules are retarded for allowing this kind of shit

RIP velelzuela
Although Mexico can find a way to choke.

hey, calm down guys, if venezuela loses 12-11 in 15 innings they're still in

kek

>>74655707
I don't know why they chose Guadalajara, Hermosillo's Sonora Stadium is MLB-tier

>>74655717
Well now it doesn't matter because now Venezuela has to score at least 4

Why are they still acting as though Venezuela has to win? They know something we don't?

how can one country be this shit at pitching

>>74655707
Its a former track and field stadium converted for baseball

>tfw just realized that if Venezuela gets relegated they're raping us in the qualis for 2021
Fug

>>74655744

Nah. Osuna looms.

>>74655747

Obregon's park is even newer and better. But I agree, these games should be held in the north.

>>74655755
Didn't that faggot choke vs the guidos?

>>74655756
Isn't the northern part of the country controlled by narcos?

>>74655752
venezuela is not sending good players to that

>>74655758
thats right i forgot you got walked off on in your own nation to the fucking eye-talians of all teams

>>74655694
(((They))) should've brought more LMP players desu

>still 3 more innings
venezuela is coming back lads

this entire Pool is comedy gold

>>74655760

Only Tamaulipas.

The really bad parts are in Guerrero and Veracruz, which are not in the north

>>74655756
>>74655747
>implying culiacan's isn't the best

all nice ballparks though, good job mexico

>>74655760
Not really, every region has its cartels, but lifestyle in the north and general quality of life is way higher than most other parts of the country

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no homo id let cargo blown my gf back out

this is embarassing.

i am truly ashamed

the pitching, the non existent managing, fucking car-go, miggy, vmart and altuve just being lazy as fuck

Seriously
Is there's something we're missing here?
Because according to the tiebreaker here http://m.mlb.com/news/article/215425078/2017-world-baseball-classic-rules-announced/ Venezuela can score enough they can still eliminate Mexico

>DINGERS

GONE

dingers everywhere

>mexichokes

>>74655779
Stop the memes they still pay you peanuts for your work except in select cities. Mexico fucking blows.

both these teams are going to score like 8 more runs

>stinky smelly odor up

ew

>It's still the 7th

Are you guys ready for 3 more hours of béisbol?

BIG BAT

>>74655816
JUST

>Odor
>Colon
>Pujols
Why?

>>74655791
yeah mexico has 1 or 2 less innings pitched so if they win by just 1 they're still fucked

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>>74655810
>mfw living in the north and getting paid 150 pesos an hour while being a student with no experience

>>74655784
Yo Venezuelbro you got a favorite MLB team?

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romo n agon are fuckn washed up >muh major league veterans just sucking up roster positions for mexico

lmao

yall deserve to get your shit pushed in

omar vizquel is neat

>romo

i remember when vizquel played for da >jasy

he should be managing an mlb team one day

Cum on baby hit a homer

who /enjoying the long ass fuck games because competitive based ball is back and neet/ here

rip mexico

PLEASE HIT A HOME RUN

>>74655826
Wow good job you work as a narco. Very impressive.

>>74655827

Not really

Most venezuelans pick a favorite player and then root for the team they play in, so you have Braves fan because of Galarraga, Indians fans cause of Vizquel and so on

This game has been a rollecoaster
>implying we ever had a chance

>>74655861
here desu senpai cant wait for more japan ball

>>74655875
We japan ball now

>>74655861
Not a NEET. Just a wageslave who is going to regret this tomorrow.

>dis bunt

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>0-0, 0 out

Just kill me senpai

>0 out

>mexichokes

>Mexico
How the fuck

Jesus christ why was I even born here

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>bases loaded
>0 out
>7th inning

What a choke this is.

So if we are winning 11-10 at the bottom of the 9, we should let them tie?

>HBP RBI
kek

HE FUCKING HIT HIM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>mexico
really makes you think

>mexico

venesuela is the metaphor of the wall innit

someBODY

top of the 7th was an hour ago right?

>Mexicans in charge of throwing baseballs as well as baseball games

>>74655825
Unless they're just doing 18 innings total

holy shit at that qt with the glasses

hnnnnnnnnnng

chirinos just let the ball hit him like a fucking champ

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>9-11

>Reminder
>Venezuela is THE home team

i can't take it, it's too much

>mexico wins by 2
>nobody knows whether they should celebrate or not

>VENEZUELA

what the fuck lads

Fucking wew lad

such an agonizing double play

>>74655769
P.R???

That went better than expected

>Another double play with the bases ocupped

This guys are going to kill me

holy shit Mexico REDEEMED

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>this game started in 2016
where does the time go bros

Holy shit, both teams deserve to lose, just have Puerto Rico play against itself

this game is going to extra innings.

>>74655949
at this rate, Manfred is going to build the wall by himself

>>74655961
Mexico will collapse in the 9th calling it now

>Correction: If Mexico wins by only one run, in a nine inning game, then Mexico is eliminated and Italy vs. Venezuela is the tiebreaker

Is this the memeiest game so far in the WBC?

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Getting ready to bet lads

What's going on in the stands?

>>74653911
;___;

>>74655979
Cartel beheading

https://twitter.com/jonmorosi/status/841159624606797824

Guys I think we are possibly needed to help Venezuela from being screwed because that was tweeted by the official WBC account

>>74655969
Imagine the last inning they'll need to let them tie to have a chance, what a fucking joke

>>74655982
EL MIOOOO HABLAME

>>74655982
how do you even have internet?

>>74655956
True

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>>74655949
>mfw the World Cup will happen before this game ends

>>74655982
Just 1 more run is all you need

>mexico up by one in the bottom of the 9th
what a weird situation, would mexico try to give up the game tying run on purpose and then try to get out of it so they can try to win by more runs in a later inning?

this is so fucking stupid

>>74655982
Cross the border son

>>74655991
Que pasó marico, que tal Buenos Aires?

>>74655982
You need to get hype. The comeback is on.

That qt sitting behind home plate

>>74656001
To be honest I can't tell if anyone realizes this because everyone seems to believe that if Mexico wins from this point they go to the tiebreaker game

>>74656003
I dont like Boa Vista

whats this song playing

help

>la cancion del cemento apasco

wtf

>>74656004
ligándole a los maricos estos o que pierdan por los memes

that was some comfy beaner music playing ther

>8 Innings
>8 different Pitchers

What did they mean by this?

>>74656018
Hahaha I actually know that song

Man this Suarez guy broke

Maybe Venezuela would win if the players weren't starving

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>it has been eleven million years since this game began

so have we heard anywhere if partial innings are counted as full innings or not?
Because if they aren't full innings then Mexico needs to win by 3, they'd be fucked right now, need to score

19r/17ip for mexico vs 21r/19ip for venezuela

If they don't count the inning that Mexico gave up 5 runs against Italy then Mexico has already been eliminated

>>74656007
We dont deserve to play the second round

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>>74656033
>Universal heat death will occur before this game concludes

>netherlands vs israel in 4 hours

>you now remember that Canada-Mexico brawl
will this WBC have any elite brawls?

Official late night comfy song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXyeKotBFj0

>>74656037
they are counting that as a full inning even tho mexico didnt get 1 out

>shaky shaky shaky

playin dominican music

on a mexican stadium

the city of mexshitco

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>>74656037

will osuna pitch this game

>>74655982
just eat some arepas to calm yourself down

>>74655994
Socialist paradise :^)

>>74656054
yeah but we're wondering if they're fucked even if they lose by 2

>>74656052
source?

>>74656053
venezuela is the home team

>Commentators says the WBC Organization doesn't know how to deal with the Tiebreaker and they have been releasing contradicting info on this hours

>>74656054
>>74656037
>>74655987
>>74655969
>>74656062
>no one even knows what is happening
what the fuck kind of tournament is this

Please give us the meme situation where Mexico has to give up a run but not 2

>>74656056
Do you mean... food? Whats that?

>no runs this inning

fugg

>>74656054
kek I want to see Mexico IBB in a run just to force extras

>>74656058
i hope you're not hungry bro, i hear the markets are empty and people are killing each other over bags of flour and shit

stay safe and well fed

>>74656062
How can they be so confused??
This is some shit tier organization

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>>74656062

I dont get the tiebreaker shit,

just have the team that scores the most advance and thats it

>>74656069
Any qt's needing some money man?

>>74656062
>Game ends as is
>No one celebrates because they have no idea if they're still out or no

>>74656069
lel, well played venezuelabro

>>74656071
So much this. It would be the ultimate memes

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>4chan has organized tournaments better-run than this

>>74656073
Thats true, but im fine, thanks. The only problem is that im shitskin.

>>74656088
You have to go back

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what a fucking shitshow

bet the organizers are just hoping venezuela scores 10 runs this inning so they don't have to deal with any of this shit

>>74656081
Of course, with a few bucks you're a king here

>>74656095
I go down there with 20 k , what kind of girl can I bring back?

>>74656062
C O I N

F
L
I
P

>lead off walk

it's like they want to lose

RUNDOWN:

México wins 11-10 in 9 innings:
18R / 17innings = 1.117

Venezuela
21R / 19 innings = 1.105

MEX eliminated.

México wins 11-9 en 9 innings:
18R / 17innings = 1.058

Venezuela
21R / 19 innings = 1.105

VNZL eliminada.

>>74656083
Since there's no Pool C tiebreaker game, let's just have these two teams play again tomorrow and then the winner plays italy tuesday

>>74656085
now I'm wondering what's the safest way to give up exactly one run

sure, you could get two outs and give out 4 straight walks but then you need to get one more out with the bases loaded

you could put one guy on and just make a bunch of wild pitches but the baserunner may choose not to advance just to fuck with you

>>74656097
you go anywhere is southamerica with 20k and you are a king

>>74656106
the latter, VEN still needs to win

>>74656106
1 walk then 3 intentional balks

>Oliver Perez

It's over

>>74656106
just do it like MJ in space jam. Have the Mexican catcher tell the lead off venezuelan batter they're gonna groove pitches for him to just make contact with so he can literally run an infield homerun. All the mexicans would have to do is not grab the ball.

>>74656097
>bring back

In your luggage?

WTF WE STILL NEED TO SCORE ANTOHER ONE

pls cargo

>>74656097
The average brazilian barely earns 20-30k working a full year and that's in our currency, which is like 1/3 of a dollar. This guy >>74656111 gets it.

>>74653911
Why are you seeing this irrelevant game?

>>74656102
>divided by the number of innings (including partial innings) played in defense
still don't know what this means

what the fuck do they mean by "including partial innings", does that mean any partial inning is included as an inning, so if they pitched in part of the bottom of the 9th inning and got walked off does that count as a whole inning

or does it mean that the final count can include partial innings, so the final count can be something 17.1 innings

if the former mexico needs to win by 2, if the latter mexico needs to win by 3

>>74656106
venezuela still wants to win here so the latter

>dp
they just keep doing it

kek, what a shitty dp

too bad MEX isn't home, imagine this

>11-11 tie bot 9
>MEX hits a walkoff solo bomb to eliminate themselves

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>>74656119
>intentional balk

>miggy

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>>74656033
>>74656042

>wanting baseball games to end
>be baseball cozy at midnight, and then pass out while baseball was still playing in the background on the radio

you don't even understand this romance, /sp/

>>74656111
Fuck I do want an asado and watch a game down there. Wtf am I doing here ?

>>74656138
kek, that would be incredible

I don't like the fact that Venezuelans close the 9th, it's like the setup for a cheesy sports movie

>>74656138
kek