Canada vs. US Thread #2

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Royals/USA

a fucking leaf lmao

Is this a Burger/Leaf friendship thread?

>canada

kek

>deleaf

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When do >we play Venezuela?

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>>74653222

>>74653178
Teller Amendment, Chilean dude. Look it up

>>74653206
Leafs have gone to watch that Curling championship I guess.

Can the US please score 3 more runs and end this already

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>>74653242

[record scratch]
Whats going on USA? What happened to the mercy?

based clippard

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>yfwswtc

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>>74653276
Lesotho hasn't shown up, that's your mercy.

>>74653273
this

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this mess.

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>>74653275

>>74653293
>Lesotho
At least they have single-payer health care

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>>74653305

How big is Nolen Arenado's dick?

why did they take their feet off the gas

>that manlet

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>>74653311

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>>74653388

fuck off /hoc/

>>74653369
Maybe if they would stop shitposting on /pol/ we could give them their "mercy" but since they won't this time its personal!

>>74653369
So they can step on their necks and shell them in the 9th my guy.

>>74653425
oh ok thank you that sounds great, thanks

Dominican Republic
Japan
USA
Port of Rico
Venezuela
South Korea
This should just be the tournament members. Big round robin in Arizona
This game is painful and needless

>>74653437
Day
Of
The
Rake

>>74653437
South Korea is SHIT but they are honorary whites so w/e

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>>74653413
>mad at sandwiches

>>74653437
not being a dick just pointing out, that our country's name isn't translated. It's Puerto Rico (Rich Port)

>>74653437
>South Korea
>over Israel

Wew lad

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>>74653437
>painful

Why do they put mics on the players? All you are going to hear is "FUCK".

>>74653465
Who is Richard?

>>74653471
Israel is just US Jews.

>>74653489
They're still a better team than the Gooks m8

>>74653485
the founder

>>74653502
But they aren't a country.

>>74653489
That is because the majority living in the US are Ashkenazi and Ashkenazis are superior to Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews.

>>74653525
>but they aren't a country
>Israel (/ˈJzreJəl/; Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל Yisrā'el; Arabic: إِسْرَائِيل Isrāʼīl), officially the State of Israel (Hebrew: מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל About this sound Medīnat Yisrā'el [mediˈnat jisʁaˈʔel]; Arabic: دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل Dawlat Isrāʼīl [dawlat ʔisraːˈʔiːl]), is a country in the Middle East, on the southeastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea and the northern shore of the Red Sea.

It appears that you have been wrong, Leaf.

>>74653485
>Richard
the hell you talking about ? Who?

>>74653539
Pedantic

>>74653556
Not an argument

>>74653564
Israel shouldn't be included, it's just a bunch of Jews that weren't good enough for USA so they made their own team.

Ryan Lavarnway is a better catcher than Buster Posey. Prove me wrong

BEAST

2 more

bustah pohzee

saw that coming a mile away

>mercy rule has YET to have been invoked

why can I hear this ump's count every time

>>74653594
OY VEY!

>>74653594
I have a bigger issue with Bruce Chen playing for Panama and now deciding to play for China, since Panama wasn't there.

Fuck that shit, you shouldn't be able to just change.

>>74653630
I agree

>>74653594
But they're undefeated while the Sharters lost to the Banana Niggers, my mensch.

>>74653305
>stale /tv/ memes
Get out normie

>>74653636
DR would destroy Israel. Just because you call them banana niggers, doesn't mean they are bad.

winning run coming to the plate boys

>>74653630
I would presume it's so easy just because of the fact it's so difficult to really get players motivated to even be in the wbc.(why reject a player who wants to play) I would presume that shit will get cracked down hard once players decide to actually do it for real.

>>74653636
>2017
>being racist

one more inning god dammit fucking yanks just end it already

Canada will never win the stanley cup

>>74653657
>barely beat the Sharters
>barely beat the Drugdealers

Meanwhile Israel has won every game in convincing fashion that they are meant to be feared. It's OK to sleep on the definitive winner of the Baseb Owl though.

>>74653687
>a monkey
>using the Internet

wew lad

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ayy lmao got a ball and >a fucking leaf btfo

>>74653437
I like it senpai, but make it into a division tier system. 7 team round robin pools, division 1 and 2 hosted in either in arizona or florida during spring spring. The top 2 teams in division 1 compete in a 3 game championship series in LA or Miami. relegation/promotion system for the top/bottom 3 teams between the groups.

original D1: USA, DR, PR, Venezuela, Japan, Korea, Cuban Americans
real Cuba can get fucked

D2: Mexico, Colombia, Netherlands, Canada, Italy, Israel, Taiwan

and the division tier system can keep going, no one will pay attention to D3 etc though so they can be hosted wherever whenever, like in europe to try to spread the game

>>74653741
>Korea/Cuba
>D1
>Israel not there after proving they are better than both teams

Wew lad

>>74653741
also do it every year, or every 2 years at least

>>74653733
at least monkeys have hand unlike ashes. back to the oven fucking kike.

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>>74653694
>leaf begging for defeat

I love it.

>the jew shill is back

yawn

>>74653734
that's a big font size

IT BEGINS

C A N A D A
A
N
A
D
A

>>74653733
Edgelord here
Watch out

CANADA BTFO IN CURLING
GRATS TO GUSHUE AND THE NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR RETRIEVERS!

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>>74653749
>wanting this shit every year

>>74653694
You got this m8, Sharter bullpen is still shit.

>>74653763
You meant Palestinian? there no such thing as Israel.

>>74653763
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

>>>/pol/

>>74653777
TRIPS CONFIRM, PRAISE ADONAI

I thought mlb players didn't play in these things.

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>>74653777
>those trips

>>74653777
no

>>74653746
Cuban MLBers I mean
and fuck Israel, literally just Americans

>>74653830
If Cuban Americans can play then why can't Jewish Americans play?

Oh I forgot, you're probably anti-semitic in 2017 *tips fedora*

>>74653777
H A B B E D I N G

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>>74653777
CHECKED

Mcgee really loves showing Crawford his ass.

>>74653851
actual cuban defectors like abreu, cespedes, chapman etc

you know what I mean, faggot.

>Leland fucking up the bullpen again

Pottery. Go Canada

>>74653762
>not using the .gif

fucking burgers I swear to god

>>74653851
because actual jews don't exist, since they don't have home.

>>74653875
You said Cuban Americans, not actual Cubans, Kibbutzer :^)

BASED white sox pitcher just needs 1 pitch to get out of the inning

>>74653920
>whos
>pitchers getting out of innings

This is why the United Sharters of Murica is bound to fail, my mensch.

>hitting a double

Haha idiot you just fell for the trap

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>>74653890
Where have I seen that before?

Is Team Canada the whitest team at WBC? That's a win DESU

how shit are the SD crowds going to be
they better hope Mexico makes it through, they'll need to beat Venezuela twice in a row probably

>>74653969
At least your relievers were far more passable than those that the Whos currently employ.

>8-0

i just tuned in why does Canada suck so much?

>>74653986
They're not Israel as Israel would be up 5-3 at this point in the game.

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>>74653985
>tigers relievers
>passable
>ever

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>florida is so shit its not even considered home turf for America

KEK

>no walkoff
feels bad

NASTY NATE

Wow Canada is going 9 innings against USA

How sad that a team full of MLB players can't completely blow up a team of retirees and AAA players.

Canada 9, USA 8

Screencap this now, goys

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>>74653999
>he doesnt know about David Robertson

>>74653540
Who is Rich Port?

>that incredible throw
>that denied chick high 5

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>>74654031
>he doesn't know about Mark Lowe

>>74654031
Makes me laugh every time I see it. The Whos will be like this forever because its in their nature, lad

>>74653485
>implying it isn't just Rico that's the name of the Port
don't translate names, so thus it is Port Rico

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>tfw no mercy rule

BASED white sox pitcher with no problems at all

NASTY NATE WITH THE FINISH

GG CANADA

USA

USA

This is still a meme tournament

>>74654080
>>74654037
if you were to translate it it would be Rich Port. Rico as Rich not, Rico as a name.

>>74654097
Alright, but who is he?

baseball is gay anyways lmao

>>74654111
trips of truth

fuck this meme tournament

>>74654111
You'd know what gay is.

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USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

>>74654097
nah man you're not getting me

let me try my spanish here. El puerto se llama Rico, you fucking retard. Thus translated it's Port Rico, since Rico is the name of the port

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>boreball

>>74654120
>2017
>being racist

>>74653465
You're a US territory, not a country

>colombia was a missed hbp call away from winning the group with USA and DR (probably)

reeee, still mad. At least they're not relegated colombros

>a fucking leaf

>>74654108
No one, Puerto Rico was known by the natives (Tainos) before Spaniards came as "Borinquen". Originally Puerto Rico was name "San Juan" in honor of Juan el Bautista ( John the Baptist). It was renamed later to Puerto Rico, as it was a very Rich trade and commercial port.

>>74654164
nah you're just monkeys m8

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>>74654125

>>74654122
the name of the port wasn't Rico faggot, it was called Rico because it was a very busy and "rich" trade port.

>>74654170
>being anti-semitic
>in the current year

>>>/pol/

I almost had sex yesterday with a pretty cute girl but it didn't happen. We were walking home from a party, both very drunk. On the way, she mentioned that I gave off an impression that I would do whatever she told me in bed, which was an anvil that weighed down whatever self-confidence I'd built up last night. The other guys at the party didn't like me because I had nothing to say to them and by the end of the night they had turned their female friends against me too. When we got to her place she started making chinese food for some reason. While it was cooking she turned to me, tears flowing, and shouted "Anon I got an abortion yesterday, it was so hard." And she basically repeated this 8 times in 8 different ways. I had no idea what to say. After 20 seconds or so of silence she pushed me against the wall, said "you're such a good listener," and started deep french kissing me, grabbing my dick. Just when I was thinking of sliding my hand up her shirt her phone started ringing and she stopped to answer. Her friend Amy was there to spend the night and I had to leave. It was like 4 in the morning and I had no idea that she swung both ways. We both went to let Amy in and I left to go home alone. I think the food must have burnt.

>>74654167
>>74654148
t. kike berg shitposter

i

>>74654192
See
>>74654189
>>>/pol/
>>>r/The_Donald

>>74654192
Just telling the truth
You can check Wikipedia if you don't believe me

>>74654211
It is fun roleplaying as jew? You know what

>>>/pol/

Back to your containment board, austistic fuck.

>>74653762
I hate TRUMP

>>74654164
Wtf who is Rich Trade? Your island is confusing

>>74653782
Such a good Brier this year.