PHI:Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot starting on Sunday
PHO:Derrick Jones Jr. starting again w/ Len out
PHO:Alex Len (hip) won't play vs. Blazers on Sun
PHI:Robert Covington (knee) ruled out on Sunday
LAK:Report: Nick Young will come off bench Sunday
POR:Evan Turner (hand) could return vs. Hawks?
BOS:Isaiah Thomas scores 22 points with full line
CHI:Jimmy Butler held to five points in 32 minute
MIA:Josh Richardson will start Sunday vs. Indiana
DEN:Chandler, Nelson questionable for Monday
PHO:Alex Len (hip) questionable Sunday vs. POR
MIA:Tyler Johnson (shoulder) will play on Sunday
when will gomeds ever learn? there's level to this shit he'll never reach as the resident mental patient. that shit might be cute on /mu/ with all the other sperglords. but /nba/ outgrew their samefag spam bullshit that we can spot a mile away.
>>74652944
In light of last night's warriors vs Spurs game, does anyone else feel like this season has been a total dissapointment. Only the cavs/warriors game lived up to the hype. I mean, I expect the playoffs to be really interesting and pretty damn great....but I don't know, it speaks a lot about the league when everyone says regular season doesn't matter anymore
>>74653022
Injuries fucked up the Cavs unfortunately, hopefully Love comes back but yes, especially this year's ASG what the hell man
>>74653036
>hopefully Love comes back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
i had it wrong all along guys. paul george is tracy mcgrady 2.0
>>74653036
I hope we see durant against Westbrook in the playoffs, should be an interesting series with how the Warriors have been playing so far
>>74653062
None of these kids have the lift that Mcgrady had. More like Pippen 2.0
>>74652944
>le minutes restriction man
Lets summon the brazilian with a nice melody
>>74653068
ratings would be through the roof, if Durant is hurt, I'd actually like the Thunder in that series over the Warriors
uh oh the bronsexuals are here
im out
Lakers game starts in 30 minutes, should be a good one desu
rockets/cavs gamethread?
>>74653137
stick around they lack the stamina
>>74653080
Wiggins does
>>74653080
tbqh PG's vertical hasn't been the same since the injury. such a shame
https://qz.com/890093/trust-the-process-how-three-years-of-losing-on-purpose-turned-the-philadelphia-76ers-into-winners/
good read on why theprocess worked
i've never seen someone playing the violin with this facial expression lmao what the fuck is he doing
stephen curry probably plays the harp (superior insturment) at his church
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPbkcV-Aw9W/
which thred is it faggots? why do you guiz alwaiz do this?
>>74653216
bruh lebron is from the slums of shittown. literally the crack addicted son of a crack whore. i love when they try to make him seem educated. literally fatherless lmao
CLE vs HOU GAMETHREAD
>>74653258
>>74653258
>>74653258
MVP Faceoff
>>74653264
it's always the thread made first m8, which would be this 1
>>74653271
That's why Lebron is a genius. He has the street smarts. He's a man of the people. He has the power to bring people together like MLK.
reposting:
who has higher BBIQ? lebron or Ingram?
Ingram cant even Vio the Lin desu senpaitachi.
Cavs Rockets game thread: >>74653258
76ers Lakers game thread:
>>74653364
Is mudiay a bust?
>>74653588
Maybe. Yeah he is
>>74653663
Ok thanks
>>74653588
yea esp since he came from the congo like ibaka I'm willing to bet he's a lot older than he says he is...
>>74653711
Thats kinda racist m8, this is a board of equality
>>74653711
uhmm where did this racism come from? wtf....
>>74653735
I can't be racist since I'm the only one here to have never used the n word ever in any post... not to mention the only one who defends LGBTQ rights on this board
>>74653761
>>74653789
interesting pattern
>>74653789
wow just wow....
first the racism and now the death threats.... I thought you were better than this but I guess not. Go back to /pol/.
LET'S
GO
SIXERS
>>74653789
>>74653761
>>74653588
Is this?
>>74653789
Woah too far calm down lad
>>74653819
legitimatly the only funny post i've ever seen on /nba/ ever
Zubakie and Ingiegram are legit
>>74653887
Zubac seems aight
Ingram is about as legit as Okafor is.
>>74653918
>responding to larry ever
Damn dude what is wrong with the Lakers? Is there any future superstar on that roster? Looks like role players to me
>>74653930
>>74653929
>>74653918
>>74653930
The lakers are a roster full of smush parkers and luke waltons and a couple kwame browns.
Richard Jefferson shitting on niggas
The new The Walking Dead episode was really kino today. Did you watch it Brazil?
Anyways time to catch my Lakeys curbstomping the 76ers now.
>>74653980
I didn't know kangaroos could talk
i'll be on /tv/ if you guys need me
>>74653923
>>74653996
Brazil is so triggered he got me banned for posting this
>>74653996
Just curious how do you handle being a lakers/warriors fan? who do you root for when they play each other?
>>74654013
>>74654019
I'm a fan of all NBA teams so I literally can't lose
>>74654036
You said you were leaving you lying nigger
>>74654106
Wrong.
pic related is a handsome man, look at his cute nose
>>74654116
You're still here?
Saric is ROTY don't @ me
Tyler Ennis is looking like a stud
/tv/ is a cess pool. I don't get how people browse that shit hole. Brazil is a dumb monkey so who cares.
>>74654132
@
>>74654155
Get this hothead outta here!
Hmm this was a nice rec
Thanks anon
>>74654155
I like /tv/. People there aren't as mean.
>>74654061
What are you talking about senpai? Isn't /NBA/always like this
>>74654174
lel
>>74654174
>>74654185
Cancer Incarnate.
/tv/ is complete shitposting. Absolutely little to no discussion. Pedo threads, "Kino" threads, BLACKED threads, capeshit threads, etc etc.
Television shows and Theateric films is entertainment in its lowest form. Makes sense people who are mindless memers browse that board
lakers game is super competive if you guys wanna watch it
>>74654221
I'll be at /m/ if anyone wants to join me.
>>74654273
Saric shittin on these niggas atm
Lakers are spooky
>>74654273
Why the fuck would you watch 2 bottomfeeders over cavs/rockets?
>>74654273
What channel?
>>74654273
this game is lit as fuck
young teams in the lotto race party
>>74654333
>cavs/rockets
why would i watch iso ball vs meme shooters
>>74654336
its not national, spectrum or csn
half time right now
>>74654364
ingram is playing pretty well, dangelo shooting too much 3 pointers for my taste but dario is killing it too
>>74654330
>that Ingram half court shot
>sixies 3rd best young guy is better than all of the lakeys young guys
>>74654385
As a a sixers fan I don't mind Ingram having a game against them. Either the pick this year, or next year when it's unprotected after you start Ingram, will be enough.
The blood debt for Bynum will finally be paid.
>heat fans talk up their team and pretend the heat are good
>lose to the pacers and basically end their playoff hunt
LMAO
>>74654423
do you rate simmons?
I can't tell if you're talking about richaun or saric
>>74654423
Wrong.
>>74654444
can't argue with that
>>74654444
Is Holmes the Nance jr of the 76ies?
>>74654444
wtf i love zubac now
>>74654468
Mmf nice Pepe
Saric with 16, Ingram with 10
>>74654478
They're both old and did 4 years of college, they're both reported to be 6'9 (RH probably 6'8 in reality)
Other than that
>Richaun is a center
>his jump shot has always been much worse than LNJ
>Richaun plays defense and has far more shot blocking ability.
>>74654444
Zubac's sister on the left though
>>74654641
Dalmatian women are devils with human skin.
>>74654653
i had a feeling you were lurking here arnold
>take everyone that was working the 1st half
>do the opposite
what the fuck luke
Fucking god damn Lakers stop being so shit. I want your fucking pick.
When you get the LA job b/c you are a meme coach, but get exposed by a true Pop successor and Elite undrafted team.
>>74654713
Ingram has this under control
Rayshaun Holmes is in at backup tank commander because Okafor was failing utterly.
>>74654678
>meme coach is bad
are you surprised? Has anything good ever come out of Oakland?
>>74654769
Sergio is the true tank commander
Why does Kyrie have a tattoo of a woke eye on his arm?
>>74654793
TJ has had way more trouble scoring since the ASB and I'd definitely start Sergio right now if he weren't too old and infirm.
Lakers should consider moving Randle desu
>>74654818
TJ just doesn't want to score. Other teams need a handicap. Its like a mini-game.
>laker scrubs ruining Inggod's stat line
This man is the face of your franchise, blow it up and build aroun d Ingbog
>>74654846
the OG and most disciplined of Sixer tankists
>>74654818
Serg fucking sucks and shoots too much. Tj is much better
>>74654844
My problem with Randle is that he wastes time off the shot clock just holding the ball trying to pad assists
>>74654853
>Regularly puts up 0/0/0/0/0 stat line
>face of the franchise
lmao
Holy fuck Dario is for real these two are coming and the basketball gods will reward Brett Brown the lakers pick this year for the job hes done.
TRUST
Cleveland's bench sucks dick
>Lelkers have 2 #2 picks
>they pick busts
(lol
>>74653215
>how-three-years-of-losing-on-purpose-turned-the-philadelphia-76ers-into-winners
>76ers
>winners
?
>>74654903
>Embiid looking ELITE
>Richaun looking ELITE-lite
>Saric looking ELITE
>TLC looking ELITE-lite
>TJ looking STEVEN NASH
>Sauce looking ROTATION
>Even Trashafor looking BENCHWARMER
How does Brett Brown manage to make these nobodies look ELITE?
If you like memes then watch this
>>74654928
delete this
>>74654928
dlo noooooo
>>74654928
you can tell by his face that he's embarrassed af
>>74654928
Bustle at it again.
>>74654928
Shaqtin
>>74654928
>this is a 2nd overall draft pick
>the cavs are literally just as good if not a little bit worst than the rockets.
Its over.
The gap between the spurs/warrioirs and the rockets is pretty significant.
Rip leaveland
>>74654962
>could've drafted porzingis
>>74654966
LeBon and KD both go to Sixers.
>>74654928
everyone has a bad play not defending him since I think he's at best a broaderline all star but could've litterally happened to anyone!
>>74654928
I think my obliques actually tore
>>74654966
we would have smoked the rockets if love was there you moron, no one on their team can defend him. andersen is garbage besides chucking 3s.
>>74654928
Brul....
>>74654928
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>74654928
Dlo the tank commander
>>74654972
>knicks boo'd porzingis
Eighty eight
88
Ochenta y ocho
3 point attempts
Wake me up.
>>74654966
>no Korver or Love
>2nd night of a back to back
More like the Rockets are barely better than a nerfed Cavs team.
>>74654928
Kobr rolling in his grave
>>74654928
holy fuck im dead
>>74654998
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
BASKETBALL IS DEAD
>>74654928
>ip count not going up
>>74654928
>Why can't I stop crawling on the floor and why has all the strength in my legs been sapped away?
>took twice as many fts
>won only by single digits
i'd actually be shook if i was rocket when the refs swallow their whistle in the playoffs
>>74654928
this is me on the pickup court after spending the whole day there, feeling hard for snitchy d right now
>>74654928
>Lakers have become Busts R Us
Cavs are now 0-9 in B2Bs on the road. very impressive record, league best
>>74654998
Evolveball is in full effect
Mike dantoni killed basquetboll, fucken Italian piece of shit
>>74655020
lol if you get this tired from playing pickup the you aren't in shape...
yesterday I lterraly played ball for 4 hours str8 and was still cool afterwords
>>74655024
Stop it
>>74655029
dantoni just does what morey tells him to do man
H-town
>>74654928
>tie game
sup haters
Why can the Heat only beat good teams?
>>74654928
His ass about to be replaced by Lonzo.
It's gonna be night and day with him playing point instead of Bust'lo
Saric is gonna be a superstar
Luke is playing Ingram too many minutes, this kid is gonna get hurt
>>74655058
Ingram is fucking bad if he gets injured forever would be a +
How does it feel knowing that tomorrow the Spurs will have the #1 seed and best record in the league?
Does Pop deserve COTY?
>>74655063
I'm not sure what your are trying to say, please rephrase your sentence and try again
We win basketball
It's always Randle, Jesus Christ
>>74655078
addition by subtraction you fucking retard
>addition by subtraction you fucking retard
What did he mean by this
>>74655032
this desu me and clips were hoopin all day yesterday straight bullying niggas in the paint. we're a combined 10'4 574 lbs of pure mean muggin post dominance. were the boogie and brow of pickup
>>74655094
>not knowing how to @ in 2017
Thats right faggot don't @ me
>he doesnt watch basketball in virtual reality
Why is McConnell the clutchest nigga alive?
>>74655103
virtual reality is a bigger bust than ingram...
>>74655099
>were the boogie and brow of pickup
so shit?
>>74655054
>Kobe sees Ball change the team overnight
>takes a FO job
>convinces the GM and Magic to trade D'Lo and Ingram
>Bully Ball is no longer Randle's nickname but the name for his and Ball's P&R combo
>Lakers go on to win 45 games in Ball's sophmore season and Kobe wins executive of the year without being a GM
>>74655102
Saric looks like a pirates of the carribean character ...
>>74655121
BUST
>>74655099
what a finish
JUST
>3 western conference teams have already clinched playoff berths
>0 in the leastern conference
Nice shot D'Lo
>>74655147
Because the Beast is actually competitive
>>74655147
Wow...can clinch that early. Shows just how weak the worstern conference is. Doesn't that conference have a team 4 games under .500 in the playoffs? Pee u, I can smell the stench from here.
>>74655109
He unleashes his full power in the last few seconds so that he can lowkey dominate.
>cavs haven't won back to back games since early March
it literally IS early March how much do these cucks at ESPN get paid
>>74655175
Last year?
>>74655175
It's mid-March, anon
>>74655175
>implying middle march is early match
>>74655121
This is the more realistic scenario:
>Kobe sees Ball bust
>Becomes GM of Lakers
>Rapes Jeanie
>Buys his wife a massive ring
>Lakers suck forever
LET'S GO NETS
Clarkson is fucking trash
>>74655192
We outchea
>>74655194
He's the Lakers best young player (lol)
>>74655192
>ET'S GO NETS
remember that marshon brooks tripfag lmao nigga disaappeared as soon as that paul pierce kevin garnet deron williams combo busted
>>74655200
Wrong it's Zubac
>>74655200
Dubs don't lie.
So is Leflop officially out of MVP talks?
Ingram cost us this game, is it time to trade him?
>>74655198
Word up
LNJ > Randle
Dont @ me
>>74655207
Harden has won already
>bulls get blown out
>in freefall and will miss the playoffs
>garpax still there
>gf tells me she's pregnant
>hate my job
Never fall for the support your home team, wageslave, or "just pull out" memes. I think I might just leave and try to start a new life somewhere else
Nance goat
>>74655216
Larry Trash Jr. is as bad as Bandle.
>>74655167
>>74655109
the craziest part is this isnt even his full power level. TJ is actively holding himself back with training weights so that he wont accidentally go god mode and start getting wins and hurting the process. he is just so legendarily clutch that he cant control himself in the final minute, his body takes over and clutches it out even with the training weights holding him back. i talked to him about it the other day, he said he still visits Hinkie in a mountain cave once a month to help keep his power level under control
>>74655207
Not really. Kahwi embarassed Harden on national TV and he's still in it
Lakers are a disaster
>>74655226
Rock Lee a real one
FALL4BALL
Kawhi will never win MVP XD
This isn't the first time the Rockets did the dirty to the cavs
Lakers aren't even trying to win. Silver should make them lose their pick. Seems fair
Lebron has fallen out of the MVP race, just like Westbrook.
Both of them are unable to get wins. Harden wins
>>74655230
>>74655208
Reminder that whoever the Lakers draft will bust, but probably not as hard as Ingram.
Saric is gonna have a better career than embiid
>>74655253
Way to go out on a limb there
Russell is a better tank commander than Okafor, how is this possible? Okafor was the ultimate tank commander last year.
Everyone has their breakfast sandwiches. Some times you gotta mix it up, you gotta be different. Sometimes I might wear a crazy outfit, just to shake things up a little bit. People don't think about Taco Bell for breakfast, things are changing now. This right here is the AM Crunchwrap. This is the power move right here. It has the eggs, with the cheese on it. The bacon. The jalapeno sauce. Then the hash brown tops it off. It has its own swagger to it. I'm James Harden, and I am a breakfast defector.
>>74655270
i havent seen this since the rackets were in the WCF with the war31ors
>>74655285
It's posted like everyday anon. Makes me giggle everytime.
>>74655270
Reminder that taco bell is the healthiest fast food available in america
>>74655232
he's just a knock off guy sensei....
D'angelo "HOFer" Russell
Really convinced me tonight
my rapties are going to be the next nba champions!
believe it!
>>74655298
No such thing as healthy fast food. You should rephrase your comment, more like "least harmful fast food".
Kill yourself
>>74655325
>6 games back about to be overtaken by the hawks
>>74655328
healthy
fast
food
So now that the East is confirmed to be completely irrelevant,
Who has the biggest chance of winning the Finals this year (aka the WCF)?
The Spurs or the Warriors?
>>74655298
Reminder you've never had real mexican food unless it was in mexico, cali, or texas
>>74655356
its funny because drake cucks the raps by only repping the warriors
>>74655356
The Jazz, Grizzlies, or Nuggets
>>74655371
[YOU]
>>74655356
the clippers and the rockets have real shits at winin g it all as well breh...
>>74655328
>no such thing as healthy fast food
lol maybe if you eat from the chain corperations who put chemicals into ur food but food trucks are fast food and healty as fuck
I eat from off the grid every mutiple times a week and it's healty as fuck
>>74655241
what a fucking faggot lmao
>LeBum signs all these "playmakers"
>still gets BTFO
wew kobe
>>74655405
never understood why he wanted a playmaker because since while after all issomuch as ins't he a playmaker?
>>74655405
>implying he tries during the regular season
>>74655384
McDonalds is healthy as fuck. Check they're new healthy menu. They have salads and burgers made from 100% real beef with no added chemicals. Read the menu sometimes bruh.
>>74655427
I haven't stepped food in mchdonals in over a year so I have no idea what this healthy menu you are talking about...
When you live in a place like SF you really have no excuse to ever eat "fast food"
>>74655427
t.
>>74655435
The menu is approved by the highest authority in healthy food so you know it's good as fuck. Try it sometime and I bet you will be under your calorie limit for the month
>>74655427
They're a lot better than what they used to be, but if i'm ever fucking with fast food, then it's chik-fil-a
Lakeys coming for that draft pick
EMBRACE
THE
TANK
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
You guys like r.a.p music?
>>74655462
it can convey UNPROTECTED next year instead so you better not draft another bust.
>>74655486
only rap i listen to is yo gotti and blac youngsta
rest is shitty meme pop "rap", like chance the faggot
>>74655466
my question is why would you need to eat in your car?
can't you just drive home and enjoy your meal or is this a lunch break thing?
>>74655421
>MUH COASTING
>>74655489
had to pull some strings with the bog bros, but our lord and saviour Ingod has secured the pick
>>74655486
https://youtu.be/bYVR59Z4Lsk
I only listen to DJ screw
>>74655486
yes but no new stuff because I am set in my ways
>>74655486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
I only listen to England's finest compositions.
>>74655560
wicked
>>74655560
lit af
>>74655560
you owen me 2:22 min of my life back
>>74655560
I listen to a lot of really weird shit and yet I still can't wrap my head around why would anyone listen to this
Everyone has a breaking point I guess
>>74655642
hindside is 50/05...
>>74655642
Should've used that time to sign up for WeightWatchers, m8
>>74655653
his flag is probably the best explanation
>>74655656
>>74655658
sorry I'm not a hipster who listens to shit music "ironicly"
btw is what real music sounds like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6QjLLgeMME
>>74655670
>Clips has patrician music taste
Maybe Larry was right all along, he is the king of the /mu/ crew
>>74655670
Listen to some real punk breh
Here's some post-punk
https://youtu.be/7EgB__YratE
>>74655670
> mediocre generic punk
Lurk /moo/ harder
thank god my boy harry is sleeping and not seeing the current state of this thread
>>74655704
interesting pattern my friend
>>74655466
Are you a serial rapist?
Big game for my Bulls tomorrow. Hope we lose so we could secure a top ten pick. But then again we probably just draft another unatheltic shooter that is not young
SIGH
Someone nuke this fucking thread of shitposters.
>>74655466
what does this have to do with basketball
alright alright, real talk
is five guys any good or is it just a meme? we've got them over here, but i've never been in one
>>74655830
your biggest probelm is your best player is a low key team cancer, butler threw his whole team siding with wade,,, maybe he thought it was a motivational ploy or whatever but he fucked up, that plus hoieberg is a bad coach
>>74655983
hoiberg is a good coach, just not for this team or organzation
>>74655937
you don't eat after you play pickup?
Damn, it real /jah/ hours, ain't it?
>celtics won
>cavs lost
>lakers out tanked the sixers in the lonzo ball sweepstakes
yesterday was a good day
>>74657049
it's good to be a celtics fan
>>74657053
>only a 20 point win
we outchea
>>74657049
At what point does kyrie get tired of carrying Lebron and go to the Spurs?
how much better would jordan have been if he had access to the same 21st century PEDs and medicine in general as Lebron?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4vIJpaEPu0
>>74657143
x100
what's the nba equivalent of a hat trick? if there even is such a thing
>>74657288
probably something like one player scoring 50+ points in terms of how rare it is
Imagine being told before the season that the ROY would come from the sixers but that it wouldn't be Simmons or Embiid.
>>74657288
>A hat-trick or hat trick in sports is the achievement of a positive feat three times in a game, or another achievement based on the number three in some sports.
a triple-double
>>74657396
Imagine if I told you before the season
>Wizards would be the second season
>Kangs trade Cousins
>Rockets would trade meme ball to the fifth dimension
>Dion Waiters would become the next D-Wade
>Durant would tear his MCL
>Westbrook would average a triple double
Am I missing something?
Friendly reminder playoff LeGod is inbound soon to make people remember other teams in the east still have no chance.
>>74658081
>Playoff lebron
The guy with a losing record in the finals? How scary.
>>74658133
Had a team full of shitters in 2007. Had a roster full of shitters in the 2015 finals. No other player in NBA history would have won either finals with those rosters.
>>74658081
>implying LeBeta isn't going to choke against the 8th seed Heat
>Larry Sanders has agreed on a deal to make NBA return with the Cavaliers, w/ likely 2017-18 option date, league sources tell @TheVertical.
>>74658275
Cavs so scared of the warriors they sign a guy who hasn't played inthe NBA in 5 years
Shook, you still getting swept by the warriors.
>>74658315
The warriors are so shit without Durant.
>>74658315
Clearly this has everything to do with fear of a contender in the west they won't even play for 3 months if they even make it there. Its clearly what management is thinking. Why aren't you in the front office for an NBA team, you're a genius.
>>74657636
A triple double you say?
>>74657693
The first two are definitely the biggest surprise.
Also, add in LeBron complaining about needing playmakers. Didn't expect that from him when he's on a stacked team.
>>74657693
>next D-Wade
Don't ever compare a guy shooting 42% to Dwyane Wade. Foh.
Larry Sanders has joined the Cavs
Larry Sanders has suffered a seson-ending ankle injury.
Qbp we still out here
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRkQ8glFCXX/
>>74658866
Glad Lance has a sense of humor.
Whoever gets Josh Hart in the late 1st or early 2nd this year is lucky. Guy is a 6'5" Avery Bradley.
lmao anyone else notice all the viral marketers for that get out movie on /r/nba? it's in almost every thread
and they're eating it up
>>74659041
That's what you get for browsing reddit you fag
Embiid is never going to play basketball is he?
>>74659056
i dont have an account there lad
>>74659073
cunt
>>74659073
Faggot
>>74659073
bitch
>>74659122
>>74659178
>>74659189
here's the problem m8, there's no basketball related discussion about news here, that's why we go to /r/nba
granted you can't read past the first 10 comments without some karma grab but /r/lakers is bretty good
>>74659196
>we
>>74659196
faggot
>>74659056
>>74659122
>>74659178
>>74659189
>>74659199
>>74659232
>>74659196
Man that's awesome
Great story
Now fuck back off if you hate it here so much
>>74659251
i dont hate it here, i like it here (mostly, except when people force memes)
>>74659259
cunt
How is the face of the Chicago Bulls?
>>74659299
friend
When's Bernie Sanders debut for the Cavs, is he at least Birdman tier after his long absence?
How is Manlet managing the loss of his 2nd seed in the east to John Wall?
>>74659330
ask your mother
>>74659280
kinda rude desu
>>74659391
faggot
2 more weeks left til we're re-united with this smile
>>74659299
jimmy butler I guess... but to be honest it seems like they hardly have an identity anymore ever since rose was traded
>>74659428
>>74659640
>>74659259
>cry about forced memes
>post the most forced meme in /nba/ history
lmao
>this thread
>>74659692
>>74655670
>clips fan
>choking victim
Literally, unable to make this shit up
>>74659723
>mfw they're all busts
>>74655955
It's a bit expensive, but it's pretty dank m8.
>>74659723
Is it possible to have 3 more punchable heads in the same image?
>>74659953
the older ones are 2 metre tall, they'd wreck your mug
>>74659974
They could have free reign at my face for a full minute and I'd still come out looking prettier than those monstrosities.
>>74660072
I'm rather sure they get more pussy at college than you. Stop being jealous
>>74659692
This guy's face is a literal trainwreck. Just looking at it is enough to ruin my day.
>>74659692
did OBJ start this hairstyle or does that go back farther?
>>74660121
girls love him
Why can't anyone beat team USA? We're not even good.
>>74660407
>>74660407
Basketball isn't even a world sport compared to Soccer. There is talent in other countries but not as deep as America.
>When Westbrook has a triple double the Thunder have the same win percentage as the Warriors
>When he doesn't they have the same win percentage as the Phoenix Suns
>trolls on the internet think he's stat padding or chasing triple doubles unnecessarily when it's clearly necessary for his team to succeed
>Yeah Brandon, this Cambodian Basket Forum has been talking shit about you for weeks. Calling you a bust and shit. But you didn't hear this from me OK?
Did Paul Pierce's game age better than Magic Johnson's?
>>74660685
Magic's game never aged, he was forced into early retirement due to HIV. Pierce is garbage now.
Learn your history.
>>74660738
That's what this california clubhouse is for. Can Magic come back now that he beat the buttbug?
guys im not a bust
here's my shooting percentage splits since all sta break:
48/22/46
my free throw shooting is twice as good as my three point shooting!
>Nets coach Kenny Atkinson on the key to defending Russell Westbrook: "Pray"
Jesus Christ
>>74660575
No else on the Thunder has stepped up even though they have solid players on the roster, and it's pretty clear Westbrook having the ball all the time affects that.
Whether it's because the players are over dependent on Westbrook or he really just doesn't trust his teammates is a different story, but it doesn't change the fact that Westbrook has the ball too much, so his teammates can't affect the game.
Maybe the Thunder could improve their win percentage if Westbrook didn't expend all his energy doing everything.
>>74658831
>>74658845
Underrated
>>74660784
Holy shit ROTY
>>74660834
Also the Thunder Nets game might be delayed or cancelled because a huge snow storm is hitting NYC.
Is Harden getting a ring this year?
>>74660952
Ring as in a call from one of the whores he fucks calling to tell him they're pregnant with his door stopper peepee kid?
>>74661037
ring as in nba championship ring. Harden is elite and deserves a ring
>>74661037
I'd imagine they'd just get an abortion ASAP so their kid isn't cursed with a micro dick.
>>74659692
>cassy athena
interesting. that's the same chick who did the feature on Swaggy P, which brought us this great meme
>>74660952
kek fuck no and he never will.
>>74661122
she takes nice photos desu, i like this one of our wally
>>74661063
Well he has to get in line. Cousins, Melo, CP3,Griffin, and Durant all deserve a ring as well.
Tfw it literally doesnt matter who makes it out if the east because theyll be swept by either the Warriors or Spurs
>>74661220
I have my doubts about the Warriors making it out of the first round
>>74661144
>melo
http://www.strawpoll.me/12523349
>>74661334
I feel like it's the Rockets or Spurs out of the West, and Cavs, Wizards or Celtics out East. A lot of it depends on how Love and Smith come back.
If I had to take a guess, Warriors lose in WCF to the Rockets/Spurs and Celtics lose in ECF to the Cavs. Wizards are my darkhorse. I've been watching a lot of them lately and Bojan Bogdanović is a great fit. They could surprise people.
If the Warriors do make the Finals, I'd want the Cavs playing them. They got a mental advantage, and I wouldn't bet against beast mode LeBron.
>>74661472
Rockets won't make it past the Thunder
>>74661566
ok ill bite, why do you think that
>>74661472
>Warriors lose to rockets
Stopped reading there
>>74661574
The Thunder have played the Rockets close, i think the Rockets will flounder in the playoffs for no particular reason, I'm a Thunder homer, and also I just wanted to be argumentative.
>>74661472
>wizards or Celtics out of the east
Wew
>>74661643
Where was your argument?
>>74661144
Fuck Harden. There are countless players more deserving of a ring that actually play basketball like men instead of getting half their points through milking foul calls
>>74661654
notice i didn't mention the raptors, mainly because your team is ass
>>74661612
gordon and lou will get as hot as anyone, i could see it happening for sure
and that harden guy is pretty good
>>74661643
desu I want to see the Thunder play the Warriors and knock them out, the absolute salt from Warriors fans would be tremendous and would sustain me the whole summer
>>74661671
its not pretty basketball but it works and i prefer that to him chucking 15 threes a game
>>74661666
I meant "argumentative" as in "needlessly belligerent online" ;)
>>74661702
>>74661671
Just seeing the number of times he tries to whine to refs that he was in the act of shooting because his brain is programmed to flail his arms towards the rim immediately upon any contact makes me hate that piece of shit.
>>74661717
holy shit there are different definitions for online use and real world oxford use? why bother dissimulating with reddit language and not just say b8ing or rusing like a normal channer
>>74661702
Canuck has a point despite how shit the Raptors are and how delusional the fanbase is.
Celtic and Wizards are gonna have a tough time with Lebron and the Cavs. Not saying it's impossible, but it's a tall fucking order trying to contain Lebron and two other elite players.
>>74661702
Noticed how I didn't mention the cavs because both the Celtics and Wizards are ass.
>>74661795
if Love is healthy and playing like last year, they should be favorites for the Finals, I agree.
and if JR is 100%, they should steamroll.
im not sure either happens though
>>74661813
pic related
>>74661835
>losing to the raps without Lowry
I'm so scared
What should I do until 4:30 tipoff?
How can lonesome Otto Porterhouse steak Jr. outmeme 25 threeballs in a game?
>>74661948
Make some beats
>>74661930
You should since Lowry is cold trash come playoff time.
how come wilt could play every minute of every game including OTs for 80 games but the warriors can't even play 33mpg without crying about needing rest
shouldn't modern players be in better shape and conditioning
>>74662087
Wilt stayed in one spot on the court for the whole game
>>74661930
well you also got defrozen lmao
>>74662087
Games were better spaced out than they are now and road trips were not as ridiculous.
Also, competition was piss easy so you could take games off.
>>74662087
wilt also died at age 60
>>74661835
>all this shitposting about seeding
literally didn't make any difference last year. The cavs played more away games than home games during the playoffs and still won the championship. They could be the 8th seed for all the difference it would make.
>>74662232
>literally didn't make any difference last year.
Except it did since the elite teams btfo of the shitty ones and took some days off.
>inb4 Toronto
The only reason the Raptors had trouble was because Lowry was dogshit.
>>74662130
Kill yourself
>>74662232
It doesn't make a huge difference when you are a top tier team but when you are trying to gain any advantage, I think it's a big deal
>>74662756
The eternal shookening.
Larry Sanders is a fucking leech still being paid by the bucks after "quitting" basketball only to come back 2 years later to steal another paycheck. Fucking lazy faggot.
>>74663191
him and JR are gonna blaze it up in the cavs locker room lol
I want to sexually fuck Kobe Bryant's daughter.
>>74663191
says the 4channer who still lives with mommy and spends all day posting on a mongolian fingerpainting forum instead of getting a real job and contributing to society
>>74663457
my mom is dead
>>74663364
>height of the eldest
>wingspan of the youngest
>facejobs of the wife
anyone got a quick rundown on these pertinent points?
>>74663364
On a scale of 1-10 how sad is he that he didn't have a son? Don't reply to me with that unfunny and stale meme
Is this true?
>>74663810
>On a scale of 1-10 how sad is he that he didn't have a son?
He can still have one. Is her uterus dried up or something?
>>74663810
Actually
He has 4 sons, 2 stepsons, a little brother and one grandson
Bledsoe, Booker, Kawhi, Westbrook
Kyrie, Damian
Derozan
Buddy
>>74663810
But Russell Westbrook is already in the NBA
>>74663810
it's all part of the plan
his daughter is going to marry lebron jr and they'll make the ultimate champion
>>74664066
switch kobe and kareem and you got it
>>74663810
>>74663810
There is no meme. This is reality.
>>74663364
fucking hell is this photoshopped? they literally look exactly like him
Where would you rank Tracy McGrady? Top 20?
who the fuck deleted my nba related post
>>74664156
KAWHI WILL NEVER BE KOBE'S SON.
FUCK OFF PLEASE.
>>74663364
So do woman just go to the surgeon and say "I want the Kim Kardashian"? D you have to bring a picture like when you get something different at the barbershop?
>>74665238
In terms of overall careers? Probably not top 50. In terms of peak? Maybe top 50
>>74663364
>kobr's wife is into choking and dom
why dis nigga rape that bitch, again?
>>74665282
to be fair Vanessa has looked like that since 2005 at least
>>74665238
Top 30 easily, probably one of the best swingmen ever, was excellent at both 2 and 3, could run point at times. In terms of raw scoring output in his prime, he is in that MJ / Kobe tier.
https://twitter.com/JeffZillgitt/status/841388404214501376
LMAO based Silver
>Spurs have waived Kawhi Leonard.
What the fuck
>lebron james has quit basketball
what the fuck..??
What is the game of the night lads?
>>74665690
Nuggies Lakeys
>>74665642
finaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally thank god
we gonna have a bulls/hornets thread or nah?
>>74665756
>bulls/hornets
wizards
>>74665780
I know I know, but it feels more like an obligation that I gotta keep watching at this point
>>74665756
>>74665780
Jordan is rolling in his grave because of those sorry franchises
>>74665804
>not "jordan is rolling in his hanes"
you had one job anon
>>74665756
i rather watch paint dry
also is this ball bros central (/BBC/) HQ?
>>74665690
Clops @ Uta fighting for hca in the first round. Playoff intensity guaranteed.
Also, does drek exclusively supply the piped music in toronto home games?
>tfw you'll never ball with the ball's
Mavs are gonna beat the Raptors.
At the beginning of the season some guy told me that the rate at which players are scoring will eventually regress back to average but that hasn't happened
Why are players scoring so high lately? Is it a high usage rate? And if so, why this season where everyone has a crazy high usage rate and crazy fast pace?
>>74665915
Boils down to a mulatto chucker making mvp twice in a row and threatening to obsolete their painstakingly honed Jordan/Kobe/Iverson twopointer skills, in turn losing them their fame, shoe sales, hoes etc
>>74665891
literally basketball royalty
>>74665915
Probably 80% of teams dont initiate an offense right away anymore. If a guard comes up the floor, he'll call for a half assed screen and chuck if the shot is there.
Watch the Lakers, they do this almost every time down. Meme chucking is the problem
AHAHA YOGI JUST BODIES JV INTO A MISS
>>74665915
Playing defense was never the point of NBA games, just a holdover from the traditional game of basketball.
Now with prospects wanting to avoid injuries, and not taught fundamentals, the effects are showing.
With the type of player coming out now, teams are realizing it's more efficient to focus on building an offensive juggernaut.
what if the lakeys draft all ball brothers?
lamelo
lonzo
liangelo
ingram
mosgov
Did Silver really fine Igudola for saying nigga lmao, is this real life? Is Adam secretly /ourguy/?
Does this Monkey do anything but shitpost? Serious question.
>tfw thought it was a fart but ended up shitting myself 5 minutes ago
>>74666137
More like fined him for implying he's a slave and Kerr is his masta.
Hawks/Spurs, Wizards/Twolves, or Bucks/Grizzlies?
TNT needs to stop these lame ass player only nights.
You never know what triggers these mentally ill neet types, it's just a waste of time trying to cater to their special posting needs. I'm not talking about the lakers fucks sake. There are games on btw.
>>74666196
You're not watching the Raps/Mavs right now? Spurs/Hawks senpai.
>mfw the craptors are gonna fall to the 5th seed
the dinosty died before it even began lmao
>>74666224
What kind of mascot is a Raptor anyway lmao, they dont even know what sound they made
>tfw 6'1 with 6'1 wingspan
Is this what they call dinosaur arms? Do I have a future in professional basketball?
Seth Curry is wearing underarmour shoes lel
>>74666246
maybe in austria
why is this guy from the philippines always posting essays here lmao
>>74666246
You have yve about .00001% chance to play professionally anywhere
>>74666246
>he still thinks Harden won't win 1 for H-town
>>74666258
Straight disrespecting. I like it. Austrian basketball is shit.
>>74666303
A D'Antoni team has never made the finals. I wonder why
Lmao Parsons ded torn meniscus
>>74666314
Until now ;)
>>74666303
Rocket legititmately have a chance to win it all this year, but it's going to be tough going through the warriors and clippers in the weast...
>>74666314
tomes have changed the nba is bascially dantonioni style ball every where now...
>>74666317
What a waste of money
>>74666314
Phoenix got refballed that one year and Joe Johnson got hurt when they had their best team
>>74666202
player only night is a cover up to cover for the fact that they suspended shaquille o neil after the warriors complained about shaqtin a fool
>>74666339
why would they suspend oneil? it's the producers who determine that shit...
>>74666294
>tfw 6'2
>6'5 wingspan
If only I was 6'5
how does this make you feel /b/?
>>74666358
even if you were 6"5 doesn't mean you'll have a shot at the nba... unless you are freaklisly tall like over 7 foot you don't really ahve a chance
What are the odds Lonzo Ball goes to the Sixers?
>>74666303
>team that doesn't play any D succeeding in the playoffs
lmao
>>74666375
I wouldn't have a chance in the nba either way. But like that I could dunk and crubstomp in pickup games lel
why is artistic gymnastics in like every NBA half time show now?
am i the only one here who has never played a single game of basketball?
>>74666393
normal ppl who can dunk are assholes imo... it's like you're playing horse wiht your friends and you are winning and then they decide to dunk because they know you can't....
Who /1seed/ here?
>>74666351
shaq said too many negative things about mcgee and the warriors so rather than have a big thug who says mean things on twitter represent their network they all decided it would be much better if they did a player's night instead, until the whole thing blows over
>>74666415
Yes
>>74666415
pretty sure ur boyfriend larry has never stepped foot on a basketball court or done anything althietic in his life...
>>74666365
Sublime.
>>74666430
iirc mcgee was the one that took it too far when he accused shaq of mistral shit...
>>74666438
Kek
>>74666424
>no hops having manlet detected
Dunking is the shit. It gets everybody hype. It's even worth the pain when you hit the rim too hard. I pity basketball fans who can't or never have dunked
>>74666438
DAMN CLIPS YOU DIDN"T HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE DAT CUZ
>>74666443
sou do mesmo tamanho do isaiah thomas
kawhi starting tonight
>>74666475
listen here kid, Idk if you can dunk if we'd play a 1v1 game I'd eat your ass up....
I maybe 5"7 but I'm strong as fuck...
>>74666454
Shaq is in the wrong if he's on a top national bball show and he wants to rip on the same guy week after week without a script or even trying to get Javale to play along.
>its a webber always calling isiah zeke episode
>>74663364
>Sexually fuck
>>74666494
yes. what about jaunty murray?
>>74666488
>>74666443
this is a english board, pedro, please speak it
>>74666500
why does everyone think shaq is the only one responsible for shaqtin? he's the presenter the real work is done by the production crew, it's more on them than it is on shaq..
Mavs taking the lead
POTLEL IS TRYING TO IMPRESS HIS SENPAI!!!
>>74666522
out still
>>74666522
still out apparently
Guy what we would be better,
> Having a son with an tall black amazonian in hopes that my son would be 7 feet + and had a chance in the nba
OR
>Have a son with a white, autistic, tallish woman in hopes that my son will be full blown autist who will only play basket and won't be able to function properly if he didn't make 500 shots a day
To live that sweet nba parent life?
>>74666488
>>74666443
Your spanish is terrible
>>74666424
it's the only way I can stay relevant in pickup games though. Always was tall but sucked at ball handling so little niggas could always just steal the ball from me. Can't really drive if your pockets always getting picked and shooting was kind of off/on type thing, but since I couldn't threaten a drive people overplayed me on the perimeter.
The only thing I had was size, and even then that doesn't do any good when people can just hack the shit out of you and in pickup that just means you take it up on top instead of free throws... so you know just hack me if I get close to the basket.
On top of that being kind of tall (6'2") people just assume you're good so when picking teams they would put me with the shittiest team mates to "balance it out" even though I kind of sucked to begin with.
Basically pickup was pretty unfair until I learned how to dunk and basically now just camp near the basket and dunk on dudes. Hack me now motherfuckers.
>>74666534
it's not just shaqtin, it was more his follow up tweets threatening to beat people up that got the network angry with him. Doesn't exactly follow their family friendly image.
>>74666534
If that were true he wouldn't need to taunt Javale on twitter about being shaqtin MVP. If Shaw is just the presenter I'm surprised he has an opinion on this at all.
>>74666544
>whynotboth
we need a new one lads
>>74666550
I had a growth spurt early as well, despite having relatively short (both under 5'7") parents I was 5'10" around 12 years old or so. So I started developing a big man game thinking I was gonna be 6'9 or 6'10". I ended up topping out at 6'1".
I have great rebounding, post game and midrange for a guard and have always been a gifted passer, but my dribbling really is shit. I usually play SF in pickup games because I can't dribble without looking at ground. Once in a while, I've been forced to play point when playing with bigger guys and it's just been a disaster.
I wonder if I can do the trashbag over ball thing kyrie used to do and improve
WHERE are all those traderubiocockroaches hiding?!?!
AHAHAHA
Nuke has an amazing dunk every game
Spurs v Hawks
>>74666639
>>74666639
>>74666639
>>74666640
Rubio for wall. Who says no?
New thread when
>>74666608
>having relatively short (both under 5'7") parents
>thinking I was gonna be 6'9 or 6'10"
>>74658756
LOL d-wade was an above average shooter at best, never a great shooter