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first

Minnesota is such an embarrassment it puts in jeopardy the expansion bids of any of the current NASL teams.

>>74651209
KILL IT WITH FIRE

at least it's not a houston thread i guess

Minnesota United FC is the worst MLS team in history

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>tfw no minnesota gf to console after that game

Minnesota United.

>>74651218
good i hope we crash this league with no survivors

>>74651242
>Worst expansion team in US history
FTFY

Is Atlanta the Bayern Munich of MLS?

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Relegations when?

>>74651247
so this is the power of the Arabs?

GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TIMBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

>LA Galaxy

HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT

LAFC is going to kill the galaxy

>>74651268
>Atlanta beats up on what will probably finish the season as the worst team in the league
>ARE WE ELITE YET, GUYS

>tfw ded defenders
w-we'll be alright right?

the first half of the season doesn't even matter they said

>>74651355
with a new team for your city

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>el ay gaylaxy
>MiniSoda Poonited

fun start to the season desu

>>74651378
i herd this girl wears a hijab is that true?

>>74651392
in one of her videos

>>74651365
you're an expansion team, the whole first season doesn't matter

>>74651355
time to let our first choice defenders recover, money to buy better choices, and a time machine to not trade aj.

>>74651363
No one is asking whether United is elite. That's a given.

>>74651416
I wish she'd throw on a burka

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>>74651451
>won one game

holy shit, you're either a troll or clinically insane, either way you should kill yourself

>>74651422
lagsfag anon, minisoda game is done.

we've got lots of ded players

guys guys
i'm watching the MLS

Galaxy is shit. Why didn't they go the Atlanta route and picked a foreign coach with some tactical knowledge?

>>74651378
>that nose
Oy vey i can see why she styles her hair that way

>>74651451
true, based minnesota

>>74651504

You cheeky cunt, labm8brah

>>74651504
please enjoy our friggin MEEM LEAGUE

>>74651504
Watch wbc instead la

Canada v USA right now

you yanks ahead of the times with this embellishment rule
first I've ever heard of it

>>74651568
WBC is a joke

Do any mls teams use 3 atb?

timbres have the only good green/yellow uni i've seen in any sport ever.

fat mexican ref

>>74651574
because you dumb yuros would rather watch Ronaldo or Suarez dive in the box for penalties than actually try to play the game

>>74651636
m8 Norwich always has beautiful kits

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>>74651636
thank you! =3

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>>74651636
apologize
also
>timbres

>>74651699
>portpedo

>>74651699
MODS MODS MODS

>>74651685
bullshit, 2015/16's kits were pure trash
http://www.footyheadlines.com/2015/07/norwich-city-15-16-kit.html

>>74651622
Toronto use a 3-5-2

>>74651717
The Hard Rock ad clashes so hard with what's an otherwise attractive kit

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So, I think it's safe to say that the West coast is the best coast, in the MLS

>>74651717
hope to never see that in mlels, ever.

RED
E
D

>la galaxred

>Van Dumb

>van red

this team fucking blows, LAFC when???

tumblring down

How badly is LAFC going to kill off the Galaxy?

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>>74651717
>Loses to local university team

>>74651797
A west conference team just lost 6-1 to an eastern conference team, y'all suck a bag of donkey dick

GREASY GREEK CUNT WHAT YOU PLAYING AT SON

>cheering for the redded player going off
lmao

THAT FUCKING DIVE

WHAT A FOOKIN CUNT

>>74651825
you're a fucking degenerate kys so we can make America better

if there is no post game embellishment ruling, then obvious bias against the lags.

>>74651852
he's the people's DP

>gaylaxy get embarrassed at home two games in a row

wew how the mighty have fallen

>>74651862
postgame? this shit should be ruled on during the fucking game. send that diving spic off

>throws the captains armband on the floor right in front on a stand full of people on their feet applauding you off even though you just lost then the match for being a hot head

>injure yourself diving

>>74651209
I'd hit it.

serves you right diving fuck

>>74651879
vr can't come soon enough

>>74651914
he gave that to gio already m8, apparently kicked an onfield advertising on the way out. truly our guy

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>talking shit about Mini Soda
>not talking shit about Fatlanta.

>>74651976
fuck off, expansion faggot

>>74651976
they'll get knocked down a peg or two by real teams.

>>74651976
everyone will laugh at atlanta when they finish bottom 5
minnesota had no expectations and didn't talk shit at all

players getting injured diving is one of the sweetest sights of the game
>wtf is that noise

Evening lads

who are the good guys in the MSL?

Also, do you have two different divisions for football as you have for handegg?

As Timber fanatic, I would like to point out the MT seats here in LA

Pretty awful

Will Minnesota do so badly this season that they fold?

>>74652066
no, because they are bot the ATL Trashers or the Fire

now fuck off

>once video refs are implemented all the diving euros will have to think twice before joining the MLS or else they might be exposed

>>74652036


Mexican jihadists blowing up pieces of wall as a protest

>>74652059
they aren't "divisions" they are conferences, both are on the same level just play less games against the opposing conference

the bad guys are Seattle, NYCFC, LAG (less so this year)

>>74652059
NYCFC are the good guys, everyone else is a baddie except Orlando

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>>74652036

>>74652164
the good guys would never play on that monstrosity of a pitch

>>74652083
Is this the same dude from the last thread who kept getting progressively more buttmad because nobody would take his "doomed because thrashers lamo" bait? Please say yes, shit was pretty funny.

So have they said what exactly happened to Minnesota's keeper there at the end? Dunno whether he was hamming it up but he was acting like he'd just been shot so it's hard to distinguish him from any fake injury. Looked like he'd been spiked.

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>>74652164
>NYCFC

this team is garbage, the fans are the worst in sports history

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>>74651878
>trade 2 of your defenders to your former AEG partner in crime
Kek

>>74652310
why does he wear the mask?

No one posting scores?

Tsk.

>>74652164
>tfw everyone is hated by someone except your club

Feels comfy bros.

>>74652467
you: 0
me: 1

>Saturday, March 11
New England Revolution vs Orlando City SC, ABANDONED
Chicago Fire vs Real Salt Lake, 2 - 0
New York Red Bulls vs Colorado Rapids, 1 - 0
Philadelphia Union vs Toronto FC, 2 - 2
Montreal Impact vs Seattle Sounders, 2 - 2
Houston Dynamo vs Columbus Crew, 3 - 1
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 0 - 0
San Jose Earthquakes vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 3 - 2

>Sunday, March 12
NYCFC def DC United, 4-0
Atlanta United def. Minnesota United, 6-1
LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 7pm

>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule (3/25)
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule (3/25)
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results

Old Bread:
>>74635854

>>74651932
with one of those axes

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IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN

oh mickey beans.

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>yet another yellow for LA

mr bean with the scorpion attempt

>>74651718
>>74651736
Nah cmon guys lets see where this goes

>>74652653
it goes to jail

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just ordered this m'lads, looking forward to showing my autism around town!

>>74652672
astripe wayyy too high

where is zardes when you need him?

>>74652714
broken foot

>>74652714
ded

>>74652700
I just like the retro/80s aesthetic desu

>>74652764
he looked good during the world cup
my fav bit of you lot playing was when that guy scored and literally could not believe it and celebrated by going into some weird panic brace position

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>>74652773
>80's aesthetic

it looks like portland are the team with 10 men

>>74652873
POOORTLAND TIMBERS, WE. SALUTE. YOU!

>>74652700
Nice doops lol

>>74652873
i'm hearing the commentary too

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>>74651976
>talking shit about based atlanta
>not talking shit about cuckysota

>>74652885
i'm actually lagged on my internet stream. one of of the commentators said it right after i posted. obviously if i knew he said that i wouldn't have posted it for exactly why posted that.

but seriously, their strategy is terrible. it's diabolically bad.

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can next general please be >Mini Soda edition?

>>74652913
>atlanta
>based
whoops looks like you made an error in your post. you can only select one of these things seeing as atlanta is a plastic shithole filled with niggers

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Ups
>tfwnodefense
>tfwnoqt3.14SSS

;_;

enjoying this atl - min expansion rivalry

what teh kek

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>POOLAND
POOLAND
>POOLAND
POOLAND
>POOLAND
POOLAND
>POOLAND
POOLAND
>POOLAND
POOLAND
>POOLAND
POOLAND
>POOLAND
POOLAND

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>this keeper

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>>74652947
>cuckysota
>based

whoops looks like you made an error in your post. you can only select one of these things seeing as minnisota is a plastic shithole filled with faggots

HOW?!

that's an only in MLS moment

>>74652986
>nigger reading comprehension
literally said nothing in my post about mn you dumb ape

>>74652978
notorious butterfinger that makes up for it with athletic saves

also supposedly the fastest player in the team.

>easy tap in
>doesn't pass it
kekekeekek

>>74653016
>faggot reading comprehention

the comment thread is about mini soda being """"""based""""". literally no one asked for your opinion you buttblasted cuck

>>74653052
stay mad nigger. your city is shit and your team will be gone in under a decade

how is adi a professional soccer player?

JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL

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>>74653071
stay bad faggot your city is garbo and your team will be regulated by the end of the year

>his name is a team

>>74653103
>nigger doesn't even know league structure
literally cannot make this up KEK

>>74653103
>>74653071
>these faggots are still arguing

Both of you do everyone a favor and kill yourselves

>>74652947
It feels weird to see people hating atlanta

>>74653118
THANK YOU

There are real people out there who actually LIKE small cola?

>>74653111
>faggot thinks the league will let you drag down the whole MLS

Literally cannot make this shit up KEK. Go see how Chivas is doing

downsides of buying argentinian

>>74653126
Atlanta a shit
Fite me

>>74653126
everyone usually forgets it even exist desu
the only notable thing is the flyover airport

>>74653118
i'm hoping it's just one person amusing himself. that's more respectable than the actual argument.

>>74653138
>doesn't realize chiraq has been doing it for years
kekekekeekkeke plastic as fuck

>>74653147
don't forget the Coke factory
>and, um... the airport

>>74653157
>doesnt realize that they arent even a team anymore
kekekekekekekekkekekeke plastic as fuck

watch this shit, hes gonna be so anally anguished that he has to try to get the last word in. watch. its like magic

>>74653147
>>74653167
desu their music scene is one of the best in the country. but outside of that its a very corporate city

>>74653171
>chicago fire is not a team
>literally being retarded
i'm done talking to niggers. never again.

>>74653183
>best in the country
maybe for rap
which isn't actually music unless you're a complete pleb

>atlanta """"""""""fans"""""""""""" come out of woodwork
>entire thread goes to shit
good fucking job

>>74653186
>>74653171

Okay, now we KNOW its a samefag. No one would really reinforce his point like that.

if there was any justice in this game the galaxy would get a late equalizer. portland have been soooo shit.

>>74653183
Atlanta is a southern shithole trying desperately to act like a northern shirhole

>>74653230
Yep

there a great lake city without the lakes

>>74653214
>scroll up
>someone meme posts
>people sperg out and bash Atlanta
>Atlanta fans show up
>"HURR NOW ENTIRE THREAD IS SHIT"

Their are faults on both side of this 2bh

Atlanta is good desu

>>74653214
really?

just ignore the expansionkiddies. they will scurry away later in the season like they always do.

>mls general
lol you guys serious?

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>>74653279

Excitement, you say!?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VQDu2v-Uq0E

save keeps

End the match already senpai

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So, that was an "interesting" match

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fun game, too bad the bad >guys won. hoping for speedy recoveries or else we're fugged

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>mentioned Chara's english

I'M OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>74653186
>>74653157
>>74653111
>>74653071

>This damage control

Classic Minnesota fans. They did something like this when their football team collapsed too. Bringing them to the MLS was a mistake

>he only spoke a lick of english when he joined in 2011

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So we're all agreed that when AFC Anchorage takes the field, they won't be as disastrous as mini sodas?

>>74653632
Good luck attracting those high-priced Latin Americans to fucking Anchorage

>>74653632
>echl team folding
>thinks soccer can survive
meme

>>74653739
my fucking echl team is folding too what the FUCK

Bettman ruined hockey in Canada and the Maple Leafs Fucking Suck

>>74653828
>Maple Leafs Fucking Suck
every year since 67. this wasn't buttman's fault

>>74653861
>all these expansion teams in random fucking cities

Ontario can easily have 4-5 NHL teams

>>74653893
>ottawa can't even sell out
sure thing

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>LA Gaylaxy have 0 points

kek

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jej
KEK
L O L

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>>74653997
>>74651189
>>74651189

here's my fresh oc

>>74653358
We were down to 10 men. Not much we could do. We'll come back stronger once the new signings gel with the team and we get Ibra in the summer.

>>74651189
Where do you draw the line between lovable loser and pathetic team?

Asking for a friend.

>>74654329
at their fanbase
comfy mn is /ourguys/

>>74654329
probably when you give up over 10 goals in 2 games I'm not sure any team in MLS history has lost that badly in consecutive weeks

people on twitter are saying portland's guzman injured himself diving and whats why he had to come off shortly after van damme's red card. it might be only jilted galaxy fans hopefully speculating but i want to BELIEVE

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>>74653991
Haven't used this in a while

>>74654315
even then we are sorely missing zardes, cole, even rogers.

not to mention gio having to be subbed off too. and I wouldn't hold my breath for zlatan, if man utd want to keep him, they most definitely will.

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So, how is this guy not the best current DP we got again? Gotta buy his jersey.

>>74654044
This is good

>>74655671
Does mini soda know your goal differential isn't supposed to reflect the average temperature in your city?

Obviously none of you have the same intersection of interests that i have but

Heems from das racist has been baiting twitter to decide which ny team he should be a fan of, and went to the nycfc game and got like free pitchside vip passes and a jersey

And now hes like red bulls your turn to win me over!!

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>>74655726
This is also funny

>>74651518
They tried that with Ruud Gullit
He was a complete failure

>>74655757
No idea what you drunkenly threw up in that post.

>>74655929
There is a rapper. From queens. He made a poll on twitter which mls team in ny to support. Today went to nycfc and got special treatment. Then after offered the red bulls an opportunity to win him over as well but there is no chance we can. Another social media and PR war we will lose

He is from the group das racist and has several solo albums under the name heems.

Wow they are playing "trials ans tribulations" by lcd soundsystem i havent heard this song in years

who else here a galaxy fan seriously considering supporting LAFC instead once they get started?

this team has turned into a dumpster fire, and I see LAFC getting the better signings from europe once they get rolling

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>>74656005
Im triggered desu

>>74656063
LAFC will have better ownership and a better venue than the galaxy. It's only a matter of time. and it's now when we should consider moving over to support them before we get called bandwagoners

>>74655974
I see.
>>74656005
Climb the highest building in the city, and jump off.

>>74656005
>Typical fair weather fan.
People are right about typical LA supporters.

>>74656103
It doesnt fucking matter you piece of shit

You support a team and take the lumps.

You have 5 fucking cups

>>74656005
>>74656128
Also, put your trip back on IE fag.

>>74656103
You're a piece of shit and you should feel bad.

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>>74656005
>switching your support to a plastic franchise that doesn't even exist yet

holy kek, heard about a blowout so went to look up the highlights for MIN vs ATL

those fans in the stands in their fucking big winter coats in that cold snow watching their team get totally demolished

JUST

these girls with fucking boyfriends man...

>>74656935
Well up there they are majority Scandinavian so they enjoy being humiliated

HOW BOUT DEM LOONS

>>74657894
loons gonna loo

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Can he fix Minnesota United?

>its a sosa angry he can't hit on the boyfriends of girls at the bar episode

>>74657984
I think Larry David would prefer to manage a NY team


>>74656935
#RememberMiniSoda

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This summary of the Minnesota-Atlanta game doesn't mention the final score

>>74657984
Did he already manage in the MLS? He should, he's prtty much retired

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is there anything more hilarious than our own fellow americans having their heads shoved so far up their asses that they still hate MLS and are waiting for it to fold? I love how butthurt some people get that his league is growing

>>74658134
the ones that get mad at expansion teams
like are you so new to a sport that you don't know expansion teams are bad for at least 3-5 years?

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>>74658262
I like it desu, its good natured banter for the most part and kind of a "welcome to MLS" and a coming of age rite to be harassed and made fun of in your expansion year

>>74658273
i understand banter that's not an issue
people are genuinely mad about the teams coming into the league lmao

>>74658291
its because they don't realize that most major cities are gonna get in eventually... Garbers plan is working perfectly he's stirring up artificial demand and competition

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>tfw bandwagoned minnesota because snow

>>74658356
Good lad

>>74658356
wew lad Minnesota might make a run at the worst team of all time, on the plus side though there's no relegation here so they have the time to improve and 1-2 years can make a lot of difference in terms of what a team can do in MLS, look at teams like Toronto and Colorado that have been jokes but are now top tier MLS teams and then look at LA Galaxy and DC United who have the most trophies and there are major questions about their ability to compete for more in the near future

>>74658513
Someone said Minnesota is on course to allow around 170 goals this season

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>>74658563
Based loons breaking all kinds of records

>>74658597
Low key like Minnesota, so I hope they make some moves this summer

>>74658639
I'd be shocked if we didn't. I don't think heath will last the year desu

>>74658639
Moving out of last place would be a big one before anything else.

>>74658650
I don't even know why the Heath meme was perpetuated... he didn't show much of anything with more than a few promising players at Orlando and now they look better under Kreis looking at Minnesota they need someone with success in the league that knows how to build at the very least a competitive squad that can put up a fight

>mls what's app group talking about wanking
I need n adult

>>74658597
Will MNU become the first MLS team to become an hero?

>>74658048
I could get into a serious blogpost here but will keep it at PETKE4LOONZ

Is Atlanta, dare I say, elite?

>>74659896
>play two bottom feeders
>only beat one
Lol

Has Minnesota even used TAM?

>>74660208
They bought Francisco Calvo from Saprissa and traded some for Kevin Molino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TmWLlxukY

>This was almost two years ago

Zardes was looking dangerous

>>74660246

Oh, they should still have huge flexibility come summer window. Don't know how much they're willing to spend though

>>74660208
iirc the majority of their roster are the middle class of MLS players in terms of wages
they might just be the most equitable team ever to exist - they don't have situations where a rookie making $60k is playing alongside a DP making $6M
New team jitters aside, I guess it goes to show that DPs really do elevate the level of a team

Will Minnesota make history and go through the whole season without winning a game?

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based

>>74660572
PERHAPS

>>74660572
nah reh buhls 34-0 tho kid

>man u
kek

>>74660246
>>74660421
They're spending a good chunk of that on Vadim Demidov who barely looked NASL level

>>74660165
how the fuck is RBNY a bottom feeder? really

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>>74661231
>empty seats

but yeah still based I guess.

>minnesota has more goals scored than lel ayy
holy my sides

>>74658291
Not a single person is mad at Atlanta coming into the league.

Minnesota however....

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>>74665472
>Not a single person is mad at Atlanta coming into the league.

well.. not as many anymore. People like watching >us play now instead of doubting >us.

>>74661231
Baller

>>74665472
Not mad, only slightly disappointed

>>74665710
because your city didn't get one?

>>74661231
>>74665376
*attendance slowly drops over the course of the season*

>>74665716
Philly has a team though anon.

I'm only disappointed that the Loons don't seem to have a real plan because I want to see them do well without being a big spender like TFC and ATL

>>74665749
soon

>>74665724
won't happen in mn

>>74665753
Is there any talk about an academy system or anything like that? Any rumors on players they are targeting?

>tfw trusting a team to get it done and they didn't
fugg

>>74665763
probably starting soon says 2017
http://www.mnufc.com/academy

This is just too good.

https://twitter.com/lagalaxy/status/841420725747507201

>>74665805
kekekekekek

>>74665472
the problem is that they didnt spend, they fucking have a nasl team out there. thats like putting lincon city into the prem and expecting them to not get relegated.

>>74665805
if soccer wants to cut down on diving bullshit they gotta start fining it hard. maybe even hand out suspensions

>>74661231
I was there. It was fun but the team is so shit.

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>>74665805

>>74666036
>>74665805
>twitter """"banter""""
social media was a mistake

>>74665805
D A N K

>>74666036
>Can't do math.
>That punctuation.
Let the games begin!

>>74665823
>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗

>>74662497
>Still won't win the cup tho

>>74666058
my thoughts exactly
>>74665823
thought we ran you off

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>>74666036
>Yuppie owner this butthurt.

>>74651218
Best outcome. Comfy orangeball games, 2 free wins, and no more NASL.

>tfw no snowgames at home

>>74658639
Loons HAVE to go get a DP during the summer window, probably a centerback

>>74665823
Players from last year have played hardly any minutes for Minny. The European journeyman and MLS scrapheaps have mostly played and been awful.

>>74667054
Offense has been fine so far, at least in terms of xG if not actual scoring
It's the back line that needs a full overhaul

>>74667087
to be fair its a lot easier to score when your team is at a 3+ goal disadvantage, teams are less likely to play lock down defense if they have a big lead

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>le 1 formation man

Omaha when

>>74668792
Omaha would probably be a good USL spot

>>74668823
This is a pretty good idea. They could probably play at UNO or Creighton as well.
>tfw both of my parents are from Omaha and more than half of my relatives are there

>>74668908
Road-trippable games vs STL, Swope, Tulsa, OKC, maybe even CO Springs if you dare

>>74668908
>>74669148
Plus Minnesota's 2 team, which is rumored to be starting in 2018

>>74656149
not a bandwagoner, faggot. Im not gonna go be a meme fan with those millenial faggots

>>74665805
Holy shit


Who here /snowday/

>>74666036
they are going to try and counter-meme and itss going to be bad and embarrassing

>>74665805
Pretty great

>>74669978
no, gonna 80-ish here today

WEEKDAY GAMES WHEN

>>74669978
>80+ degrees today

Pls send snow

>>74670235
This desu

SEATTLE
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D
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>>74673555
>trips confirm 2017 Cup

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I'M GONNA DOOP MY BOOT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T WATCH WHAT YOU SAY

>>74674171
why are mlels fans so cringy

>>74674185
because 90 percent of them are fat white hipsters who didnt fit in growing up.

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>tfw fire is randomly better

I don't need this shit right now. Oh well, I still think >we will win.

>Soon

I am looking for a team that is in the city where soccer is much more popular than hockey.


A team that is a loser.


An unpopular team.


A team that is make me laugh at your team.


I have never won the stanley cup


A team with no future


And a team that is in a city where major league soccer (MLS) is much more popular than the NHL.

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>>74674395
sup

>Carlos carmona called up to Chilean national squad
We legitimately have the most talented squad in MLS

>>74675224
I'm pretty high on Atlanta but there's only 1 win against Minnesota so we've yet to see how they handle the MLS season as a whole, I definitely think the playoffs are attainable but for them but there are most likely going to be some rough patches especially if any of their good attacking players pick up injuries

>>74675536
>NO FUN ALLOWED

>>74675305
I think that first loss was mostly due to disorganization
Martino made that weird sub to change defenders and the new one was responsible for the goal

>>74675536
What video?

>>74674802
>A team that is a loser.
>An unpopular team.
>A team that is make me laugh at your team.
>I have never won the stanley cup
>A team with no future

>>74675536
>my safe space.

>>74675759
yeah that sounds like atlanta desu

>>74675698
That's going to be a common trend for any expansion team though.
First time all these guys are playing together. It'll take them a while to all get on the same page.

>duhvilla

>>74679132
Who give a fuck?

>>74665805
He clips Chara's left foot though. Still a foul.

>>74679863
Pretty sure he didn't

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>Saturday matches

GET HYPE

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/our boy/ did it again, lads

http://www.mlssoccer.com/media-resources/mls-style-guide

Explain this cringeworthy shit, /mls/

>>74681038
>incorrect DC
>correct D.C.
holy lel

>>74681038
The company I work for has very strict guidelines about usage of its logo, name, and wordmark, down to what Pantone code to use. It's not uncommon for this sort of thing to exist.

>>74675536
holy keke, for real?

fuckin hell

>be away from 4chan for ~1 week here
>suffer withdrawal
I should just fucking kill myself now

On an MLS related note, how was the Union - TFC game the other night?

>>74680901
Fuck him and fuck all yuro-based rent boys

>>74681038
it's cringe worthy that you have never seen a corporate style guide before.

>>74665805
https://twitter.com/LAGalaxy/status/841787791730073600

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Rumor around town is, people who haven't watched MLS week 2 review show are in fact "Fags". Dont say i didnt warn you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRaLjwKs52M

>>74681360
LA Galaxy will always be the pacesetter in this shit league.

People do remember that Houston was 2-0 last year coming off a 5-0 drubbing of Dallas?

There's nothing different about this year. They're still gonna lose a lot.