Bonjour again, Davey edition
Habs projected lineup
Max Pacioretty -- Phillip Danault -- Andrew Shaw
Artturi Lehkonen -- Alex Galchenyuk -- Alexander Radulov
Dwight King -- Torrey Mitchell -- Brendan Gallagher
Andreas Martinsen -- Steve Ott -- Michael McCarron
Andrei Markov -- Shea Weber
Alexei Emelin -- Jeff Petry
Nathan Beaulieu -- Jordie Benn
Carey Price
Al Montoya
Canadiens (38-22-8)
Last Game: Calgary won 5-0
Max Pacioretty-Phillip Danault-Andrew Shaw
Andrei Markov-Shea Weber
Carey Price
Oilers (35-23-9)
Last Game: Pittsburgh won 3-2 in Shootout
Patrick Maroon-Connor McDavid-Leon Draisaitl
Oscar Klefbom-Adam Larsson
Cam Talbot
GO HABS GO
Oilers projected lineup
Patrick Maroon -- Connor McDavid -- Leon Draisaitl
Milan Lucic -- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins -- Jordan Eberle
Benoit Pouliot -- David Desharnais -- Zack Kassian
Matt Hendricks -- Mark Letestu - Iiro Pakarinen
Oscar Klefbom -- Adam Larsson
Andrej Sekera -- Kris Russell
Darnell Nurse -- Matt Benning
Cam Talbot
Laurent Brossoit
le smelly froggos win
In the net
MTL: Carey Price (Canada)
EDM: Cam Talbot (Canada)
>Bob Cole
>finally get a RADU-Chucky-Ardurri line
>Carey's back
Feels good lads.
Come on boys let's have another streak
I swear the Oilers have the quitest fucking stadium
Big Mac and Nurse. fucking heavyweights.
WHITES WIN
WHAT A FIGHT
Whats going on in the nhl everyone's fighting now
nurse won that for me
>Kassian runs Price
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damn, the junior rematch.
Sick fight, way more entertaining than Woodley-Wonderboy
habs get so much refpuck against other canadian teams but not so much against american ones
>>74651245
guess he didn't like how he was dumped
lets go HABS PP
>>74651232
it was pretty even
mccarron was the more aggressive one but he took a couple bad hits
nurse's helmet was stuck to him and kept striking him in the face like a slinky
good effort for both, much respect
>>74651261
>clearly runs Price
>refpuck
sure.
Ok shaw
>>74651325
hard to blame him for that one frankly
Bib Cole needs to be taken out back and shot
>mcdavid sneezes
>OI LAD M8 THATS A PUNULTY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
>>74651390
I've gotta agree. McDavid just backhanded it over the net, it had already rebounded off the glass into the corner by the time he called the backhand.
Pretty anemic game so far. Good fight, good rush from McDavid, not a lot else happening.
>>74651390
>hating on Cole
it's like you hate hockey
I guess Radulov is still a bit sick
And Markov geez he's getting old
>bob cole
will this old fuck retire soon please?
>>74651245
He's mad that he got traded for that faggot Scrivens
>>74651442
If I wanted to listen to an idiot ramble incoherently I'd skype you
>>74651313
he was going for a screen and the habs guy bumped him into him
>>74651442
>he wouldn't put his 16 year old arthritic dog to sleep in order to end his pain
Come on, lad. His time is done.
>prices """aboriginal""""" roots
why do they keep shilling this shit lmao?
>>74651313
>>74651245
He legit barely touched him. It was definitely goalie interference, but he didn't intentionally crush him or anything.
Can we please not devolve this thread into /refpuck/ general?
>IS PRICE OK?
He's a goalie, they don't get up until they have to
>Louis instead of Remenda
Nice.
>Bob instead of Quinn
Goddamn it.
pouliot and kassian are dirty faggots
>sorry shaw I know you're our lgbt-ambassador
petry is a traffic cone, he's a perfect fit for mtl
people complain about emelin but petry isn't helping him
>>74651543
Hendricks is >our LGBT ambassador, he and Shaw should have a Donny Brook.
>inb4 another game 1-0 decided by shootout
Recall Puljujärvi when
>>74651571
Ultimate Surrender style
>>74651571
its not ference? hes the reason for the faggot color tape they did earlier
Thinking of picking up a 2017 Civic hatch, lads. Plenty of room in the back for a hockey bag, and a backseat big enough for at least three snipers
>>74651594
gay
>>74651592
It used to be Ference, but he had a career ending hip injury, so Hendricks took over.
>>74651620
hes still technically an oiler
>>74651594
it's ugly as sin get an impreza hatchback or a focus rs
>>74651617
I-I don't care what you think.
>>74651592
On roster in name only. He fucked off to travel/hang out in the city
>>74651639
get a pickup my man
brodeur doing enterprise ads kek
>>74651631
Impreza looks like a momwagon these days. Focus RS is nice, but the Civic still looks better.
>>74651665
I have a Titan half-ton, but I'm moving downtown and need something smaller. Plus I have a work truck.
What's up with the Final Solution since the all-star break? He's throwing waffles and giving it away on the regular since then.
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
is steve ott legitimately retarded?
This game is like watching paint dry.
>>74651754
You're the poster equivalent of the 1-3-1, and I can't wait for you to commit sudoku, but for once I agree with you.
>>74651676
the rs has 350 hp, it's a little bomb
I haven't liked honda's designs for a few years, they just throw a lot of useless lines and sharp angles on their cars
look at the picture you posted
>backdoor handle has a half-foot line pointing down
>front door's line and line above the front wheel don't touch
>shark fin + half spoiler abortion + tail lights sticking out
it's basically sonic the edge-hog: the car
>>74651665
yes, get a used tacoma and a locking camper shell for the back. unreal value: incredibly cheap to maintain and you can drive it for decades. if you really need 4 doors you can drop a few more grand to get a 4 door tundra. f150s and dodges are memes, you want a dohc engine.
>that "slash"
I wonder who could be behind that call
>>74651794
>toyota
lel enjoy the frame rot
Pretty chincy call, lads. I think the refs are bored and want something to happen.
>>74651731
taking penalties too
>>74651806
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>tfw the habs haven't played since saturday against the rangers
>>74651794
>>74651814
Already have a Nissan Titan plus a Silverado 3500 work truck. Looking to downsize.
eating eggs and french fries with sausage
>>74651775
leave sudoku out of this you fuckin cunt
>>74651849
Aren't you a Devils fan?
>>74651849
im enjoying some genuine canadian feta cheese
Some awful PP by our habs right there
Gotta hope Claude works his magic
mcgayfaggotkid gets NO POINTS in this game
after watching the chicago - wild game it's hard to believe either of these teams are not getting swept in the first round
Why is the fucking gook in this thread all of a sudden?
>>74651885
fuck off kippers you whore bitch retard
>>74651922
>he didn't watch the PIT/EDM game the other night
You missed out, lad.
>>74651865
I watch Canadiens games sometimes, they make for comfy threads
>>74651869
take off chongo hoser
>Marc Denis could have played against Calgary if Montoya was indisposed or pulled
>>74651814
im in socal never heard of that, must be our meme climate. anyways, it looks like homeboy has a decent amount of dough and needs a smaller vehicle. civic is a great choice, and the compact car market is flush with good options. he should go full meme and get pic related.
>>74651980
>20:00:00
>>74652012
forgot pic
>>74652041
Please god no
>>74652016
>>74652012
frame rot is a severe issue in toyota trucks, even more so when road salt in added to the mix
FUUUUUUCK GOON 2 IS OUT
>>74652109
i cant wait to not see it
oh shit, the time changed, I missed the 1st period.
Your moms missed their first period too after fucking your dad.
>>74652124
I'm actually unironically excited for it. The first one has some shitty parts, but it's pretty good for a hockey movie.
>>74652131
Greece is chirpy today.
>>74652131
don't act like you know anything about fucking grease
>>74652124
>not wanting to see the sequel to the greatest hockey movie ever directed.
whats got grease so uppity?
>>74652165
slap shot is the greatest hockey movie.
>>74652165
don't you have a small boy to sodomize or a job to not go to
>>74652150
>The first one has some shitty parts
the only not up-to-par-with-the-rest-of-the-movie part was when the lights went on in the bar where Doug meets the girl and he went "saaaaaaaaaad".
>>74652202
Also the "It's official!" joke. They were really pushing it, but none of them landed.
rip gally
MIDGET NIGGERS ENGULFING MY BLEEDING ANUS CANAL
I'm pretty sure Kassian is an actual crazy person. Like, mentally unstable. He gets this loony look in his eyes when he's fired up. He also kind of looks like Doug Glatt, pic related.
>>74652293
he's a cokehead degenerate
>>74652184
it's a very good, bleak movie, that I actually think has a message that goes unnoticed by many. And I mean a good message, that capitalism erodes everything.
But as a hockey movie in itself, I like Goon more. Maybe Slapshot is better, but those things are subjective
>>74652178
I 'm going to get beat and end up in a hospital
>>74652267
y-you too
>The General just tied the Rocket for games played at 978
also, fug.
ahahaahahhahah
>pr1ce
BIG DADDY SCARRRRR
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUcccccccccccccccccccccccc
Lucic just scored
kek, I betit was promotion for Goon 2
WHAT A FUCKING GARBAGE GAME
>miss open net
>...
>miss open net
>get scored on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GALCHENYUK JUST FUCKING SCORE NEXT TIME YOU FUCK
EMELIN ARE YOU DEFENDER OR A BALERINA YOU PUSSY MIGHT ASWELL NOT BE HERE YOU FUCK
>>74652245
I don't quite remember that, was that a part where he received a text from her?
>when someone says price is a good goalie
Fuck lubitch
great pass capn
>>74652395
but you only got scored on (1)
>>74652370
It started when he met her for coffee and brought her a bunch of team merchandise. He gave her a Highlanders mascot stuffed animal thing and kept saying "It's official!" and it just made me cringe. Then he says it again later.
Seriously though, how did they miss that open net right before Lucic scored?
>>74652412
dude I was drunk when I watched it and cried when he talked about his purpose and life and shit
>>74652412
ohhh yes, but other than Doug in the relationship, even the relationship was not horrible. You couldn't just have his hockey story, I think it tied well with his personal life in contrast to his career.
>>74652466
"I can't be a doctor, I 'm not smart like that. But I can fight. I can protect people, I 'm strong like that. And you should be proud of me".
>>74652466
That's why I like the movie, despite its flaws. It actually understands the role of the enforcer and it's not just LOL ICEFIGHT: The Movie. I mean, it sort of is, but there's more to it than that. Like when the French guy asks him why he fights and shit, or when he meets Ross the Boss in that diner in the middle of night and they chat about the upcoming game.
nice sell hendricks
someone slip emelin a noose
EMELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
YOU USELESS WINE DRINKING GOOON
4 MINUTES PENALTY ARE YOU SHITTING ME BOI
>lelmlin fucking up again
4.1m a year for this bullshit.
>>74652556
He was bleeding, he did get a stick in the face. It just happened to not be Emelin's fault at all.
>this pp
JUST
>Drink the pink
What did they mean by this
>>74652590
So fucking bad.
>>74652609
clever innuendo
>>74652609
the juice is pink
>>74652536
"You got my respect kid. For what it's worth, you got it. But let me tell you right now, if it comes down to me and you....I will lay you down kid".
>passing to emelin
good kill lads. now fucking shoot the puck
what the fuck are these lines, todd?
>>74652703
The Mclel blender on full speed
fromwhat I've seen montreal is PP babbys: the team, am I wrong?
>>74652742
yes
the peepee sucks just as much as the general offense
>>74652758
talking about since I've started watching the NHL in about 2011
kek, that little girl was banging her head
>>74652798
orthodox dano
I wish I lived in a meme country like Greece so I could be "that guy" and consistently shit up threads
>>74652909
well you are an american in a hockey thread
Braden Holtby is a wall of a goaltender
>last game all 40 players on both teams combined for 0-0-0
>this game they're up to a combined 1-0-0
SEND THIS MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO RUSSIA PLEASE
oh hell, will the STanley Cup finals be Blackhawks versus Capitals? Career changing matches
imagine having to cheer for the crapitals just because your kid was unlucky enough to be drafted by them
kek
KEK
>74652974
nice emelin dubs
i mean
>4.1M
HOW
SERIOUSLY GO TO HOCKEYDB LOOK AT HIS STATS
THERE IS NO JUSTIFICATION FOR 4.1M!!!!
>>74653030
there really isn't. He's fine as a bottom pair guy if he plays his physical game. He hasn't ever since he got taken away from Weber and has really shown that Shea carried his Russian ass all season. Just a shame that Bro isn't ready to step up and Markov got too old to play top minutes.
EVERYBODY GIVE MCDAVID YOUR POWER
\o/
fucking price being a faggot again someone run him and blow up his fucking knee again
>Post Ghosts Lads
>>74653163
/o\ fuck mcgaykid faggot
>>74653113
beaulieu is never gonna step up. weber made fucking emelin look good and beaulieu still found a way to make mistakes with him. this season was a golden opportunity for him
he needs someone like benn to cover his ass at all times, and he can't play top players.
>>74653191
edmonton going toget memed on hard here
>>74653193
give him your power goddamnit
>>74653191
We need the CLUTCH king
>>74653200
The Weblin experiment should have never lasted as long as it did. Should have kept Beaulieu with Weber. Shame he busted but I feel it could have been prevented. Just looking forward to Sergachev and Juuleson now.
>>74653239
>>74653256
Both these teams are sloppy as fuck tonight. Sort of like kippers' beefy puss after 20 Filipinos run a tiny, hilarious train on her.
>>74653286
>>74653313
kek
>>74653244
the thing is weber-emelin worked well for a good time, especially when half the team was injured. emelin would throw some massive hits and generally cover well, and he could trust weber.
it started going downhill when the slump started
also petry doesn't get much flak but he's been just as bad as emelin. he gets outplayed by fucking scrubs, misses nearly all his pinches, and he always turns his back to the play. he looked awful with beaulieu, he looks awful with emelin - just who can he play with?
anyway no point in rambling. I guess I had my hopes up this year.
good game by gallagher. good for him.
God bless Price
>>74653313
Canucks fans are sub human
Oilers and Habs fans are the master race
Go Oilers
>>74653365
What a save. Damn that Price.
Habs = Oilers
Laffs = Flames
Sens = Canucks
Nordiques = Jets
>bob cole doesnt understand genes puns
Sad!
ALLEZ LES CANADIENS
Bob Cole is so old that the Montreal Maroons won the cup while he was a live
Bob Cole is so old that he was broadcasting hockey when the only NHL teams in Canada were the Laffs and the Habs
Bob Cole is so old that he might have a stroke between periods and I hope to god that he does
canadiens are playing like they are on an olympic rink, 99% of their passes are around the boards
FUCK YES TI POL
WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT YOU
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LORD BYRON!!!
THANK YOU BASED GHOSTS!!
ok bob cole needs to be euthanized
gallagher et le but
TRADITIONAL PASS FROM DANO
LORD BYRON'S 17TH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
What a ORTHODOXAL play from our CLASSIC boi Dano.
And a next move by Lord Biron too
>>74653492
>>74653498
its not funny
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POL BIRON
haha tied game &#x;
Damn.
>>74653504
Sure it is fag
>>74653483
Kill yourself buddy
Jesus Christ the fans are literally screaming at eachothers
What a game, praise be upon the ghosts
>>74653492
>TRADITIONAL PASS FROM DANO
>>74652856
>orthodox
ohhhhhhhhhh
now I get it
CAPPPPPPPPPPTAAAAAAAINNNNN
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND
>>74653227
(Me)
CHUCKY AND PATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GHOSTS WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
THE CLUTCH THE GOAL MAN
CAPTAIN PACIORETTI
IT DOSEN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
>>74653537
it's ogre the coilers are binnished :---DDDD
KEEP EM COMING LADS!! GAME ISN"T OVER YET!
>>74653557
thank u ghosths
>>74650590
ALLEZ HABS ALLLLEZZZZZ
Can't let McDabid score
>down a goal
>get penalty
is lucic elite?
>that deflection by Chucky in midair from Patches
Absolutely disgusting. Kid is GOAT as FUCK
CMON LADS
@74653581
>Pouliot got the penalty
>coincidentals
Open your squinty eyes.
>>74653583
frankly it was barely more than an accident
Oilers tie, cap this
>>74653583
Retard
Canadiesns give Danault very short shifts, wtf
GAY REFS
>empty net
good one lelellel
WHY THE FUCK DID THAT PLUG RUSSELL PLAY 1:40 OF TH 4X4?
>>74653611
>oilers
>scoring with the empty net
TI POL
MY FAVORITE
fuck this shit
LE OGRE
IT'S OGRE
OGRE
LE COILERS = POO POO SHIT TEAM
memed on so hard
LORD PAUL BYRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED GHOSTS HAVEN'T FAILED US YET!!!
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FUCK YES
killing myself tbqh
TI POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LANCE ET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARQUE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DESHARNAIS
>looks like you've picked the wrong team there Coilers
oilers should leave the net empty and let >our players jack up their stats
at least a ti pol hat trick
done with this shit
>>74650590
Who knew watching hockey in french could beso exciting
OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
WHAT A GOAL
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!
ET LE BUUUTTTTTT!!
Boys oh boys what were the oilers thinking
Thank u for the free goals oilers
Max catching up Sidney slowy but surely
"u r le faguette" - daysharnay to mcgaykid
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gg Oil
>McDavid is a generational talent they said
See you in the SCF oils
Have a good one everyone
feels fucking good lads, see you next game
>>74653637
Wow epic meme bro