Chelsea vs Man Utd pre match

can you make a WC18 final pre match too?

>>74650150
Ye, Germany won't be in it

>>74650175

you take that back or somebody's gonna get injured

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*wins da bremier bowl and da fug cup*

About time the Italian manlet was exposed

>>74650190
Ye, it will be Hummels and Boateng when pacey nigs are going past them

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The call that saved United?

>>74650217

tomorrow in leeds. me and you. 10pm

>>74650136

:(

>>74650238
Nah

>>74650254

fookin poofter. im outta here then. time to scram

>>74650227
Who can he play up front?? If he plays that meme Fellaini i might not even watch it

>>74650286
Either him or Mkhitaryan. I can see it being Fellaini imo, Mou will park the bus hard.

>>74650286
Mickey Aryan?

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Are you fucking ready?

#Pray4Chelsea

>>74650315
Mkhi's not a CF tho.

Can't see Mou going full meme and playing a false 9 too

0-0 """tactical""" match by footballing """""genius""""" Mourinho

>>74650349
Would Celebrate / 10

>>74650349
Yeah except it can't end 0-0 you absolute mong.

>>74650376

Why do you insult him?

>>74650417
It's just banter you cunt

------------------------De Gay
Valencia--Smalling--Jones--Rojo
---------------------Carrick
-------------Herrera-------Poobag
Mickey----------Fellaini------------Mata

-------------------------Costa
---------------Hazard----------Willian
Alonso-------Matic----------Kanté-------Azpi
---------Aké----------DLuiz---------Cahill
------------------------Courtois

or.. you know, pedro and moses like normal

>>74650495
Can see Ashley Young playing tmrw got a feeling he will be included

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>>74650136
>we
(You) already lost when Chelsea were drawn as the opponent. Conte at the moment is two levels above >mouyes both tactically and motivationally, he could take West Brom squad and still defeat Manure tomorrow. The fact Ibrahimovic is banned nullified any chance they stood and changed the most likely outcome from 3:1 to another 4:0

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>mfw Jose is playing Mind Games (tm) and Are Wayne is actually fit
>mfw he bags himself a hattie (hattrick)

>>74651009
Oh look it's the ABU Slovak

>>74650495
Azpi doesn't play wingback Wtf
This is Man United so it's gonna be Moses and Pedro

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Hazard will get a brace, cap this post.

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>>74651057
>make /customer/ general thread
>not expecting ABUs to show up

>>74650313
mkhi will be injured by then

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>>74651077
>s-stop bullying me

>>74651061
>Azpi doesn't play wingback Wtf
there is no position azpi doesn't play

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>Hazard is lazy

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definitely has that big game feel to it

>>74651077
>>74651111
will conte celebrate goal nr 4 again?

>>74651153
jesus wtf, this cant be real. pogbe is a number 6, isn't he?

>>74651079
it's a pre match thread you weirdo

>>74651153
He is also has the most take ons in Europe since 14-15

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>>74651200
He should do the "Sorry" celebration like players do when they score against their former team

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>>74651153
What the fuck happened with Hazard last year? A mixture of Mourinho and not being in shape? He played pretty well towards the end of the season.

>>74651200
You know it.

>0 (zero) British Chelsea fans ITT

hmmm...

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>>74651239
Specifying Pogba's role would be pointless, he has already transcended traditional understanding of positional duties
>Makelele's defensive tenacity
>Vieira's box-to-box instinct
>Zidane's ball control and incisive passing
He only played on the wing once (CL final) but everyone surely remembers the performance that put Pires to shame. That's why I list him simply as Midfielder. In truth, only one term describes him properly - Pogba.

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>>74651305
You

>>74651283
plus a back injury, so he was just jogging around and passing backwards not daring into a crowd where he knows he'll be kicked down

>>74651354
it's just an observation. did I hurt your feelings lad?

>>74651322
This Slovak's devotion to sarcastically insulting Man United is just wonderful.

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>>74651283
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/769868/Eden-Hazard-Chelsea-Premier-League-News-Gossip-Latest
>Last season everyone knows I was not good enough
>So I started this season well – fit, with no injuries and it is better to play when you are ready
>It is always a difficult to come back after a bad season, but the boss changed something and tried to give us more confidence
So exactly what you suggested, out of shape and >mouyes couldn't motivate him

>>74651401
A little bit anon.

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>>74651280
>>74651391
He's at his peak now, 5 take-ons per match with 77% success rate is unbelievable number

>>74650136
just park the bus and win on penalties. ez.

I might have to avoid /sp/ tomorrow. As a customer I might not be really for the shit kicking we are about to endure.

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Seriously, Conte just erased 6 years of Mouyes in just half of a season.

No one will ever sing 'Rosé Moureinho' - and that makes Mouyes angry and confused. He knows is past due, but he can't accept it. He's just trying and trying, with no end in sight.

Deep inside of him he knows the ultimate truth: The titles,the money, the fame, the slut daughter/wife and the faggot son - glories of a recent past that doesn't make him happier. Not anymore.

There is no escape, José. You have to take the last step.

>>74652844
Doubt it. Mourinho still marks the point that Chelsea went from Spurs-tier to Real/Barca/Bayern-tier. Even if he literally never wins a trophy again, Chelsea fans will love him for that.

>>74651613
i take a liking to you based slovak

>>74653467
He is pretty based

>>74651613
is he really gonna sign for Madrid next season?

where would he even play?

>>74652844
I don't understand your gimmick. Do you like or dislike Mou?
>>74654937
Apparently he is happy at Chelsea unless they want to sell him

>>74654937
They are working on a contract extension at the moment, so I doubt it.

>>74652844
is his son actually gay?

>>74650495
------------------------De Gea
------------Bailly Smalling Rojo
Valencia Herrera Carrick Pogba Shaw
-------------Mkhitaryan Fellaini

I'm not sure whether to play Smalling or Jones. They're both shit.

Lingard will score

No healthy strikers, my ass. Mourinho is throwing the game b/c he wants out of the competition. He only cares about getting in the Champions League now.

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>>74654937

He said if he left, it would be on a high with the CL. Makes for kino that he came to >us because Drogba won the CL and he leaves us in a similar fashion.

what happened to rashford

>>74651239

Watch Pogba during Kante's goal vs United.

>>74656564
he has a virus, supposedly.

>win the biggest meme trophy in English football
>won't crack top 4 or win anything else
>this team unironically broke the transfer fee for a dabbing nigger this season

Kek

>>74652844
Okay, so there's one Portuguese on /sp/ who loves Mourinho, and there's another who absolutely despises him. That is, unless there's really only one Portuguese with bipolar disorder or multiple personalities.

>>74651009
Some guy wearing a Manchester United kit must have raped you repeatedly when you were a kid. That's the only way I can explain your bizarre and pathetic obsession with the club.

>Mirror says neither Rooney, Rashford nor Martial traveled with the team
James Wilson confirmed to start

>>74656943
he was on loan then got recalled due to a long term injury lad. it will unironically be fellaini.

>de gay

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>This man elbows your CB and doesn't get a red card
wat do

>>74656943
The guy from House?

>>74656949
Oh, poor kid
Lingard can play there too I guess.

>>74650473
Prick

>>74656978
Buy him some fresh broccoli

Why doesn't the FA simply allow United to lend a player from another team? Aguero lives in the same city so he could come in to aid to make the game more fair.

>>74657056
>scores 2 'accidental' own goals before the United bench figure it out and rush to sub him off

>>74657062
Tbf it would be in his best interest to knock Chelsea out

>>74651153
>this statistic picture
>this flag
I feel sick.

>United scored 7 offside goals and conceded 9 onside goals that were rules offside this season
>still 6th

What did they mean by this?

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>>74657157
sqwaqua is a slovakian invention with the intention of denigrating Pogba and making up stats values for Chelsea/Juventus players with no significance at all. Do not trust that site.

pic is the real defensive contribution of Hazard, the belgian pussy

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>>74657256
now for Paul the great one

>>74652872
>to Real/Barca/Bayern-tier.
kek no

>>74652872
>Chelsea fans will love him for that
no

>>74657247
Where's that stat from?

>>74657320
I believe they mentioned it on Sky or BT a while ago when they were talking about United.

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>mfw Marouane Fellaini scores the winner in the 92nd minute

>>74657380
>as Cahill is laid out with a black eye

>>74657380
It's gonna be a Pogba shot in 90+14

>>74650136
Some Slavbait if I've seen it

Specific predictions
>Boring 2-0 Chelsea win coming. Chelsea score early, United have spells of pressure to make up for it but as always do nothing with it. Pogba and Herrera take turns kicking the ball into the stands until Chelsea score in the 74' and put the game away, followed by several lazy unsuccessful dives by Utd players, leading to at least one booking for simulation, likely Mkhitaryan.

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N E R V O U S

>go on /sp/
>see thread
>literally no fucking strikers
>look on bbc
>Mourinho saying he's not bringing youngsters
>smalling definitely playing
whats the point? Its a certain Chelsea win and possibility of a slaughter

>>74657431
Early penalty goal from ManU and the ultimate bus parking for a 0-1

>>74657438
penalty goal at wot minute?

>>74657438
11th

>>74657457
>>74657452

Anyone thinking that Mouyes won't make this the most mind-numbing match in recent years needs to start watching football

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>>74651239
he'a a 6th

the good thing is Jose cant be officially exposed again as its expected for him to get twatted, but Conte has the potential for an exposé

FELLAINI UP FRONT

I like rooting for the underdog so I hope United win

>>74657435
Can't spell slaughter without laughter.

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how do i get a london girl to watch the match with me?

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>fatford

also are manlets finally learning?

>>74657573
occasionally I need charts like these to remind me Watford actually exist

>>74657582
same but for hull

Felé to score a last minute blooter to win it for the lads.

>>74657548
That is a men.

>>74657573
>manletpool

I have 10$ on this game for M.U at 4:1. I hope they win.

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kek

>>74657671
TLDR?

>>74657681
Not much, fans whistled at him. Traore has been awful so to say Ajax is lucky to have him is funny to me.

>>74657671
>(((Cohen)))

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>implying čelsi has a chance

Who /Still a bit pissed off by last night's RW/ here?

Dubs and John Terry scores a dramatic last minute winner before rushing over to Pogba and dabbing violently

dubs and kante scores a last minute screamer before rushing over to pogba and dabbing violently

>>74657873
Dubs for dabs.
>Check 'em

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>>74657873
>look at me, i am the social media nigger now

Can both teams lose?

>>74657913
Yes.
then Milwall take their place.

dubs and mourinho starts himself as the striker and scores 4 goals each of which he celebratese maniacally and when the game ends, instead of shaking hands with Conte, he will order Mata to beat him to death

>>74657922
Stop being so Finlandy, FInland.

>>74657922

Well I wasn't going to watch, but now I have to

>>74657922
Kek have spoken.

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everyone knows how this shit will end

>>74657256
>>74657260
Hi Mou!

Perfect excuse to play some vintage Mourinho bus parking. I have missed those episodes.

>>74657698
Chelsea fans tend to suck the dick of their youth players. I remember last year people were constantly calling for RLC to start ahead of Matic or Fabregas.

>>74650495
it hurts

who /NEET/ here

Singles anf Fellaini heems Conte

>>74655535

No Mata?

Other than that, you could be spot on.

Jones is a donkey and can't deal with skilled strikers. Leave him out.

who /ABU/ here?

>>74658187
yeah FUCK UXBRIDGE

Chelsea win 3-0

Moorinioh on suicide watch. Trust me 102%

who needs strikers when you were going to bus anyway

Chiki fiva on under 2.5 and Utd to qualify

But I had to split it between the two, why doesn't bet365 have more multiple options

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>>74657573
>tomkinstimes
stopped reading there

>>74658306
damn, I forgot Matic existed

thought he was back at benfica or something

>>74658306
Did they use Alonso's mugshot?

>no strikers
So fucking what? Zlatan needs 100 chances for one goal and the rest don't really score much either way. Doesn't Micky, Mata and Pogba each got more goals than the other "strikers"? A big guy like Fellaini on top will do just fine and can have the battle of hair with Luiz.

Against Chelsea the midfield is important since Kante plays for two, if Mou can do something to negate their midfield, United will be fine.

Even in that stupid 0-4 game, all Chelsea chances were due United players sleeping. So unless that happens again, they should comfortably win this. May slowdown all this Conte dicksucking too.

>>74657290
Only the ungrateful scum won't. Any Chelsea fan with a tiny bit of perspective knows that they own most of their success and current position in world football to Roman and Mouyes.

>>74658386
Ibra has more goals than Mata, Pogba and Micky combined mad

>>74658393
He probably got more than twice as many shots than all of them too. (Unless we count Pogbas long range "efforts")

>>74658413
Who cares? If you shoot 30 times a game and score twice that's all that matters. Penaldo at United was taking pot shots from 25m out on the regular just because he scored that one blooter vs Porto

>>74658431
Generally it doesn't. For today's game though, it's unlikely that he'll get enough chances, so missing Zlatan is not even a big deal. Rooney, ditto.

Though two fast guys like Rash and Martial would be great, since Chelsea seems to struggle against fast wingers.

I'm looking forward to a Valencia and Moses battle today. I hope they line up so those two can go at it a bit.

>>74658445
>missing Zlatan
>not a big deal

He's the only reason they aren't mid-table

>>74658476
>

>>74658058
there is no replay, it goes to extra time and then penalties.

>>74658476
They both play on the right. Couldn't be further from each other unless they were GKs

>>74658306
Chelsea needs to throw some big bucks around if they want to cut it in Europe and make rotations. Ake, Zuma and Terry all need to go and you can't have Azzar in every game

>>74658621
I heard they put in a cheeky bid for Coman, Conte seems really high on Koulibaly (don't watch much Serie A is he any good?) I also am 95% sure Lukaku will be coming back in the summer.

>>74658621
>Zuma
What? He's a great talent.

>>74658621
Pedro and Willian are both sub-par for the CL too, RW, both WBs and maybe a CM.

inb4 Mouyes is playing 3D chess and Rashford and Martial both start

>>74658621
get rid of ake, terry should retire soon.

keep zouma

>>74658670
>>74658708
Zouma wants to start and will probably push for a move next window.

>>74658682
Alonso and Moses have been very good in the EPL, it's hard to compare them and the system to the CL since they're both realitivley new and unknown

>>74658489

Dumb logic. Last touch before the ball goes in is important. But the build up play is more important. Someone else would be getting the last touch if Zlatan wasn't around.

I'd argue that they'd be top of the table without our reliance on Zlatan.

>>74658787
>But the build up play is more important
Yeah it's not like one of the most prominent traits of Zlatan's style has been dropping deep and playmarking when he hit his 30s.

100% sure Mou is trying to make it look like he's throwing the match so he won't be embarrassed by his old club again

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>>74658919
agreed desu

bookies are offering slightly above evens for chelsea to win tonight

who else lumping some of their bank roll on chelsea? i've got 1k on chelsea to win and 750 on chelsea + lazio double

>>74658950
>lazio

you're brave, i dodged that game and went for o2.5 goals osasuna v eibar and chelsea

>>74658919
>this is what customers actually believe

Will Mouyes get EXPOSED today?

>>74658759
you don't know what you're talking about.. zouma is still working on getting up to speed after an injury and will always be behind people at this stage of the season not being able to possible catch up until in a preseason

>>74658708
>get rid of ake
fuck off, your solution of "chelsea need more depth" is throw away two players and keep one
Aké + Christiansen coming in

>>74659046
neither of them are good enough. depth shouldnt be players that arent good enough. it should be we buy players better than zouma and he becomes the depth

>>74658950
this is exactly the time you drop a small bet on the vastly underestimated side lad

>>74650136
Wheres the livestream going to be at?

A team will lose today

>>74650190
>fourth reich intesifies

>>74659046
I'm not even saying to get rid of Terry. The man is 36, he'll either retire after this season or next.

Did you know Chelsea can also buy new players to replace outgoing ones?

I guess that didn't register in your tiny brain.

>>74659057

Christiansen---Luiz--Azpi
Aké---Cahill---Zouma

is good enough depth for next season, there are other positions that need to be prioritized and you can't buy a whole team in the window unless you're watford

I think aké is really good and I'm not judging zouma until he has a preseason to get into rhythm with the team

>>74658656
he's shite

>United haven't beaten Chelsea in 5 years
Wew, it doesn't feel that long since Torres was sent off

>>74658371
kek

Can't wait for Chelshit fans to act as if they won the CL when they beat Man United C team. It's so obvious that Mou is focusing on the EL because that's their best chance to get into CL next season.

>>74659163
That Torres miss was the GOAT moment.

Chelsea should buy Llorente and Sigurdsson

>>74658974
Don't support either team, dipcunt.

>>74659085
>4/1
>no ibra, rooney, rashford or martial

thanks but ill take my easily printed money

>>74658787
This >>74658863
Have you ever even seen zlatan play m8? Zlatan is a false 9 most times. It's the reason Micky/mata keep getting goals.

Also mou is playing smart. He knows they haven't a chance to win this match so he'll rest his best team for the Europa and premier league. He needs CL qualification.

only 2 bongs until team news

Fun Fact: Man United have scored less goals than Bournemouth this league
They have 39 while the rest of the top six have 53+. West Ham has 38, Everton has 47. So who's parking the bus?

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>Chelsea-Man Utd pre-match thread gets more replies than Man City game thread

Why are Chelsea and Man Utd so big and Man City so small?

>>74659372
Aren't they still top 3 when it comes to chances created? Sure, they suck at scoring but they hardly park the bus.

>>74659373
United is one of the biggest clubs in the world and Chelsea probably qualified as big club after winning CL. City are Tottenham tier that win a something here and there. They are basically the rich mans Arsenil.

>>74659373
because people want to see moorinho get sent off for kicking water bottles and lose the game

>>74659372

Feels more like United just can't score unless it's Ibra. Not so much a defensive tactical set up that is causing their lack of scoring.

>>74659373
>literally obsessed with City
get over it m8, most of >our fans are actual regular people (who go to the games, like me) and not autist shut-ins (unlike me)

imagine if zlatan had gone to the MLS or china or something instead of man u. theyd be 10th right now

>>74659414
Mata hasn't been to bad

>>74659372
They really only have 3 goalscorers by nature. Rooney, Ibra, and martial. Rooney doesn't play. Martial is being used as a winger. And Ibra is 35.

The amount of goals they have is by all means impressive. Unlike Chelsea for example with hazard/William/Pedro/costa. All young, pacey, and play near every match.

>>74659442
>go to the games

LMAO. City can't even fill their stadium when they play knock out CL games. It's only full when they're playing United.

>>74659451

He's not bad at all. However, he's not a striker that is going to be putting away 15+ goals every season

>>74659482
>empty stadium
ROFL. You fell for the memes

>>74659277
>Llorente actually scored 11 goals this season
>at 32
>for Swansea

He's the goat isn't he?

>>74659463
So really instead of parking the bus they're just a shit team?

loving all the early damage control itt

reckon United win this btw, Mou desperately needs Mickey Mouse trophies to make up for the fact that his ridiculously expensive team are in 6th

>>74659542

I'm not seeing damage control. I am seeing reasonable expectations though.

Guess that's something you're not used to since you're constantly going to win the UCL >this year

>Kane out for the rest of the season

Looking forward to celebrate another St. Totteringham day this year.

all leeds aren't we?

>>74659570
Good old Spurs

>>74658950
>betting on Lazio

in Croatia you get stoned to death if you bet on Lazio

>>74659402
how is that tottenham tier? what was the last thing tottenham won

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One FA Cup please

>>74659636

Our hearts

what will it take for mourinho to get sacked from united?

>>74659587
>LEEDS

>>74659696
no top 4
no trophies
not scoring enough

we need top 4 this season for muh adidas deal

>>74659677
You better fucking delete that you little mug.

>>74659696

Relegation is about the only way I see him being sacked

>>74659696
There's really no one else available. Besides, a lot of United's shit results weren't his fault. More the players being completely useless at finishing, think United have created the 3rd or 4th most chances in the league yet their conversion is absolutely dire.

Keepers look like they have the game of their lives against United but really it's just United shooting directly at the keeper constantly.

>>74659696

2-3 years of the following:

-no champions league football
-not finishing in the top 4 multiple years in a row AFTER he's overhauled the team
-no trophies or cups

Winning the title has never been harder, so I'd say he doesn't need to win the PL in the next 2-3 years. But within 5 for sure.

>>74659636
>Tottenham tier
>that win a something here and there

It's a while ago since they last won the league and cups don't matter much for a team of their size, because no one cares. When it comes to CL they were absolutely pathetic until last season.

When Chelsea started to play money ball, they won the league right away, twice. Then constantly went far in CL and generally looked like a team that is there to win things. City are just bunch of players bigger teams didn't want who bully lower sides. Sometimes they win shit but not as constantly as Chelsea did, so it's not surprising, people only care about them in context of the teams they play against. Even after getting a press magnet like Poop.

>>74659696
>letting him spend millions to build a new team
>sacking him couple months later
Why the fuck would they do that? Financially things looks amazing and nobody complains about boring performances anymore. Mouyes probably would still stay if he somewhat managed to miss on CL.

>>74659677
KEK

Don't think it will happen desu but it would be glorious.

>>74659779
>Winning the title has never been harder, so I'd say he doesn't need to win the PL in the next 2-3 years. But within 5 for sure.

I think he has to at the very least be strong challengers next season. So much money has been put in that team, if they're not challenging next season he should go.

>>74659775
we did the same under mouyes last season with regards to she shooting right at the goalie

think its a tactical thing. just wants all the shots on target or something

>>74659742

I think he's safe for at least 3 years. Maybe 5. United have finally found a proper manager. The board are aware of that. Now they have to get the right players. Dump the shit that van gaal and moyes brought in. That's at least a 2+ year process.

>>74659779
>Winning the title has never been harder
Huh? A medicore Chelsea side managed it twice and there is fucking Lestah. The competition for top 4 might be stronger but the title is still a 3 horse race from the start, with 2 horses slipping too early.

Chelsea won't have it that easy with CL football to keep them busy next year and it's going to be a 3 horse race once again.

Just played this one on fifa lads, easy 2-0 for Untied.

>>74659535
Except for Pogba Ibra and martial yea they kinda are. Everyone else is b team material. Though I'll give credit to Carrick and Herrera for godly passes every now and then
>>74659775
Yea. This.

>>74659804

They are / were challengers this year. That's with this shit team. They literally haven't lost since October. Mourinho is doing his job really well actually (other than not sitting pogba when he's on a shit run).

This is a big summer for the club. With the right signings we will be at the top for multiple years to come.

>>74659857
>Everyone else is b team material.

What about Mkhitaryan and De Gea?

>>74659826
Yeah that's the thing, the player turnover since Fergie retired has been fucking insane. Only Rooney and Carrick remain from the 2013 title winning team (not counting youngsters who never played). Sacking another manager and leaving the next manager with half finished remains of a battered team that's been through 3 different 'philosophies' isn't going to solve anything, unless someone GOAT was available.

>>74659864
>They are / were challengers this year. That's with this shit team. They literally haven't lost since October.

They literally haven't moved from 6th place since November. If Man United are challengers this year, then Moyes' Everton teams were challengers on multiple occasions.

Looks like you boys are fucked in this one.
I predict a Bayern style rinsing

Not gonna lie, former Chelsea supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Conte crash and burn. But in all seriousness, we can't let this guy get the FA Cup

>>74659850
I do this all the time before big matches

>>74659868
de gay is bretty good, mickey is flat track

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>>74659888

>>74659864
United haven't challenged for the title since the 3rd game of the season m8, they're just top 4 challengers. What United sorely lack is a proper wide player who can deliver a cross to take advantage of tall physical beasts like Ibra, Pogba, Bailly, Smalling, etc. Their wide players are all converted strikers/#10s who always prefer to cut inside and can't cross the ball for shit.

United's width relies sorely on their fullbacks, and none of them are good at crossing. And their corners are absolutely fucking dire to boot.

>>74659888
checked and keked

Who /draw/ here?

>>74659835

When you have 6 teams that can win it on any given year and the shit teams challenging the top teams on a regular basis, it makes winning and consistency harder than say a 2 team league (sup spain, france, italy, germany, etc).

Hell winning the EPL might be harder than the champions league!

>>74659916
People who don't know the fucking rules.

>>74659916
No one because there aren't QF replays anymore

>>74659916
>severely diminished side plays league leaders at home
Not I.

as Spurs, City and Arse all won, Everton are pretty much guaranteed for europa

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arsenal/spurs/liverpool/city fans what result do we want here?

manure win so they have to play more games?

>>74659916

How do you not know the rules for your own fucking sport?

Or are you another god damn paki?

>>74659933
Not a fan of any but it's in their best interest to want United to win, Chelsea will be a much tougher opponent in the semis (except for Liverpool lol)

>>74659933
I want Chelsea to destroy them 10-1
I'm a hammers fan, I just want to watch the world burn

Is this the final of fifa?

>>74659879

By this logic, no one has challenged since chelsea went up by 10 points.

They closed the gap on the top 4 from like 14 to 1 in that time period.

The >6th meme is irrelevant.

>>74659937
no brits give enough of a fuck about the fa cup to learn the rules

>>74659943
>By this logic, no one has challenged since chelsea went up by 10 points.

Well yeah, that's right. United closing the gap to top 4 doesn't mean they're challenging for the title.

Chelsea has this one hundred percent.

>>74659921
>When you have 6 teams that can win it on any given year and the shit teams challenging the top teams on a regular basis, it makes winning and consistency harder than say a 2 team league (sup spain, france, italy, germany, etc).

The "top teams" are shit though. You can't compare any PL team to the likes of Bayern, Real Madrid, Barca, or even Juventus/PSG. Any one of those teams would be moonwalking to the title right now.

>>74659921
>When you have 6 teams
But you don't. Thinking that Spurs or Arsenal or Liverpool could win it is like saying Celta Vigo or Hoffenheim could win it. These teams have no chance in hell and memes like Lestah are more likely.

> the shit teams challenging the top teams on a regular basis
That's true but it was kinda always the case.

>Hell winning the EPL might be harder than the champions league!
Just because it's longer and needs consistency while in CL you have to play great for 12 games or so. Then again, the level of opposition probably still makes CL harder. It's easier to win 50 games against Stoke than 2 against Madrid.

>>74659850
Clearly inaccurate if it wasn't PES

>>74659871

Jose is a top 5 manager in the world and can handle the beast that is Manchester United. No other manager is a significant improvement, therefore he stays for the medium to long term unless things implode.

>>74659933
Definitely United winning, I think anyone would rather have their team face United in the semifinals instead of Chelsea.

>>74659943
>By this logic, no one has challenged since chelsea went up by 10 points.

Yes, that's exactly right.

>>74659944

Nice excuse faggot

>>74659924
>because there aren't QF replays anymore
Thankfully

Who will be managing Barça next season?

>>74659978
>unless things implode.

You mean like finishing 6th with the most expensive team in the world?

>>74659997
City's team is more expensive since Utd sold Depay and Schneiderlin while City brought in Jesus.

>>74659995
klopp or wenger

>>74660000

>>74659995
Laurent Blanc

>>74659943
>By this logic, no one has challenged since chelsea went up by 10 points.
Yes.

>>74659995
Koeman or some small time Spanish guy who will be Messis bitch.

>>74659995
Rodgers

>>74659964

I'm not convinced those teams would walk through the EPL with ease. Win maybe. But I think it would be a battle for them like it is for the other big clubs that regularly compete in europe (City, United Arsenal and Chelsea - to a lesser extent liverpool and tottenham)

>>74659995
Some random spic that will win everything when Messi decides to play again and be considered a great manager before being sacked some months later.

>>74659995
Pep

>>74659943
>By this logic, no one has challenged since chelsea went up by 10 points.

Now you're getting it.

>The >6th meme is irrelevant.

It's pretty relevant. United stand to lose a ton of money if they miss out on the CL again.

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>>74659826
Come to think of it, you're probably right. All the signs of progress are there - great transfer investments, attacking football nothing short of artistic experience while maintaining impenetrable defence, players who looked like shit (Martial, Fellaini, Shaw) suddenly contending for FIFA World XI spots, everybody contributing their equal share and not being reliant on a single player, Pogba leading the midfield the way England haven't seen since Vieira left Arsenal. All of that, plus two hugely acclaimed trophies in merely half a year of Mou's management. How does he do it?
Now imagine if United had all of their legitimate on-side goal allowed instead of ruled out by biased refs, and if they hadn't got all those bullshit red cards. Above Chelsea comfortably, shall we say? I'd say so.
What we REALLY need to do is give Mou basically unlimited budget next transfer window. I'm talking about 250 mil+, the finances are there after all. Let the man get the players he needs, and no one will stop us next year.

>>74659997

This year's result is not on Jose. Next year's will be. And I think next year we will be top 3 with ease.

We are the biggest club in the world. And therefore we SHOULD have the most expense team.

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>>74660063

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>>74660063
>tfw the slovak reks us again

>>74659868
Micky isn't A list material at 28. If he were 4 years younger and still had some development to go he would be. But he's nearing 30.

De Gea is breddy good too. Was only thinking of the field 10.

>>74656848
In football manager he was out 6 months with virus, what do you think it was guys? Ebola?

Imagine the size of the folder with all the autistic slovak's "I hate united images and copypasta".

He is truly one of the most pathetic people to ever have graced 4chan.

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>>74660063
someone actually took the time to type this out

>>74660063
THE GOAT HAS ARRIVED

inb4 butthurt customers with foreign flags

>>74660083
I can't tell if that's Kentucky or England

United a shit

>>74660073
>This year's result is not on Jose.

Why isn't it on him?

>>74660139
thanks for the truth bomb

>>74660112

He used to be so much better. Now it's just sad.

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>>74660063
BASED SLOVAK

>13 teams in the epl have a negative goal difference

is this some kind of record?

>>74660063
thank you based slovak

>>74660073
Why the butthurt? I agree with everything you posted, except >>74660073
>This year's result is not on Jose
They're absolutely his results, just compare current United and the performances from couple of years ago. It's day and night, with two of three reinforcements in key positions we will COMFORTABLY be the strongest team in England, and top 4 in Europe. He's already won the Community Shield and League Cup, what more can you ask for? Europa League is pretty much confirmed, and once we get Griezmann, Bale and Verratti the 17/18 CL is a realistic target.

>>74660143
This wasn't his team. This was a mash of the previous 3 managers.

Stop baiting. Even the slovak wouldn't claim Jose is the problem this year.

>>74660052
O-okay

>>74660118

someone actually took the time to photoshop that bunny image

>>74660143
If you've watched their matches you'd know that the league position is solely down to poor finishing

>>74660188

>I stand corrected.

>>74660188
Exactly, Jose is literally the problem solver. Right now plebs might claim United are carried by Ibrahimovic, but they couldn't be more wrong. They would be nowhere near this strong without the other Mourinho signings - Pogba, Mkhi and Bailly - and his radical tactical overhaul. Where were we in the table this time of the year previous season under Van Gaal? Not to mention the attractive football we play now

Players who need to get the fuck out of united in summer

Jones
Rojo
Young
Rooney
Blind
Lingard
Carrick
Shaw
Fellaini
Schweinstieger
Pogba
Darmian

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>>74660245

>>74660249
Yes let's decrease the depth that should solve all our problems

>>74657256
>>74657260
A Black Fellani for £90m

>>74660259
kek

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>>74660249
>Pogba
Why the FUCK would you want to get rid of the best midfielder in the league?

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>>74660249
you now remember Schweinstieger signed for utd

>>74651079
>Juve customer complaining about Manure customers
Really makes you think.

>>74660275
>poobag is worse defensively than mata, who jose sold for being shit defensively

wew

>>74660249
>Jones
>Rojo
>Young
>Blind
Are great squad players and Pogba is future GOAT. Only left back and Carrick replacement are needed assuming they'll get Griezman.

>>74660259
10/10

>>74660259
Wew lad

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>>74660281

>>74660259
kek

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>>74660296
That's because Pogba is still used to the luxury of Italian league (lmao) where the requirements are much lower and even the best player there is challenged in PL. But he's tutored by The Mou now, haven't you noticed how he's been gradually improving since autumn?

>>74660188
there is no problem this year, the only problem is costumers that are not used to Jose's methods and thinking yet. Excluding the first couple of months when the team was learning how to play, they've been absolutely brilliant this season, winning exactly what they needed to win, when they wanted to win it. forget about the league position because they're not going to win it, and they were never going to (yes, the draws have a strategic explanation).
And enjoy the rest of the season. The target to add to the already collected silverware is the Europa League, with the FA Cup as a bonus, if they manage to overcome the little injury problem tonight to beat Chelsea

>>74660249

>Jones
He's a donkey. Agreed.
>Rojo
Another donkey. But having a good year. He can stay.
>Young
Agreed. Sell to china to pay for a proper wingback
>Rooney
He can stay as long as he's benched. He's good for shirt sales.
>Blind
Le slow but really smart defender. Maybe sub him in as a DM. He can't play defense.
>Lingard
He's shit. Baby dabs. Sell to everton.
>Carrick
He's been great this year. Should stay for 1-2 and retire. Great player from a great era.
>Shaw
Sell. He's done. Afraid to go forward.
>Fellaini
He's a tall donkey. Sell for a bag of urinal pucks.
>Schweinstieger
Who? Sell back to germany.
>Pogba
There's potential here. And he sells shirts. He can stay.
>Darmian
Another slow defender. Sell back to Italy.

>>74659964
No they wouldn't. Every player who's been to or left the premier league agrees on this. The premier league is extremely physically demanding because 1. They play more games. 2. Have no winter break.

Teams like juve (18 team league) wouldn't stand a fucking chance. In serie A you'll rarely see weaker teams take down bigger teams. But that shit happens regularly in premier league.

>>74660259

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>74660341
If United actually did this, they'd need like 7 or 8 new players which is absurd.

>>74660341
>urinal pucks

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>>74660302
>Pogba is future GOAT
Don't even attempt to point out the obvious to racists on 4chan. You know why he gets so much hate here, but everywhere else he's rated as one of the best already.

>>74660335
what do you think of the chelsea fans that forced mou out of chelsea last season. do you think his sacking was fair/right?

>>74660334
>>74660335
>these two gimmickmons back to back

>>74660376
You just know the match thread is going to be complete and utter shit

>>74658787
>But the build up play is more important.
That is where Zlatan has impressed.