Who was he calling?

liolel messi

>>74648685

>hello is messi?
>si
>messi el PUTO jajajaja
>ok

>>74648685
The call that saved Madrid

Asking if anyone found messi after he went missing last Tuesday

>>74648685
the barçabusters

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The call that saved Madrid

>>74648749
Is this the call that saved halal?

Can I get a quick rundown??

I believe it was sent to his little son

>>74648795
I can give you a brief overview if you want

>>74648685
>hello Cristiana Ronaldo, here's another Ballon D'or senpai

>>74648737
kek

>>74648972
You found that funny?
Retard

>>74648862
A basic understanding if you will

why does he have an LA tattoo

is Messi the biggest trendsetter in sports?

>>74649074
Foreigners like LA. It's kind of like a smaller version of that "foreign people wearing a New York Yankees hat" phenomenon.

>>74649015
>the monkey angrily lashed out, flinging poop wildly

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>>74649118
no

>>74648737
>german """"""""""humor""""""""""

>>74648737
Haha

>>74649118
The season he won the treble, he brought back the business executive undercut look which everyone began to copy.

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>>74648685

a papa

>>74649146
>the dumb pig is already sperging out

>Messi meant his celebration for his nephew who tried to call him but couldnt

>Ramos' autistic retarded ass thought he was showboating

Not surprised from a low iq monkey who thought Vegas strip was Manhattan

>>74649118
Apparently, Ramos seems to think about Messi a lot

>>74649015
>hello is brazil?
>sim
>7:1 huehuheuheu
>ok

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>Servus, hier ist der Thomas

>>74648685
that gesture is for his son. Letting him know he will call him after the match

>you will never be a dad this based

>>74649015

>be brazilian
>constantly depressed
>post on 4chan by sitting on a street corner and linking into unprotected networks

no one, thats not really a phone, just his hand

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>>74649317
Ramos is a true Andaluz intellectual, he has reached enlightenment levels beyond your measly understanding

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>>74648685
My banker obviously

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>>74648685
CIA

>>74648685
GOD

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>>74649420
An inspiration to scholars around the world

>>74649395
>Copies Messi due to obsession
>Claims it's for son
Nicaragua pls go sleep in shit

Why is he so dreamy and hot and sexy and hot?

>>74649530
Ramos did the phone celebration way before Messi, though. He did it last year after scoring against Barca.

>>74649530
see >>74649177

that's 4 months ago

>>74649037
A swift assessment.

>>74648749
>>74648792
I keep seeing this image all the time, but I don't get the meme. Can someone give me a short summary?

>>74649588
you will soon get a call providing you with a hasty gestalt

>>74648737

>>74649578
A rapid summary

>>74649629
>hasty gestalt
I personally would've preferred a basic rendition, but I guess that'll have to do.

>>74649688
I could offer you a no-nonsense exposition if that's more down your alley.

>>74649347


>servus

out of here, schwein

>>74649638
A feel of the situation

>>74649437
send some love to cartagena

>>74649118
Griez did it first.

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>>74649489

>>74649489
Does basket mean vagina or taking it up the bum?

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>>74649536
World class athlete, beard, possible jaw/nose surgery, cool tattoo look, rich.

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>>74649577
>>74649177
>>74649880

>>74651039
It means basketball

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>>74648685
moshi moshi

>>74649407
projecting hard friend, but at least you changed 2 or 3 words

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Anyone else getting bored of Ramos scoring from Kroos set pieces?

>>74652333
Not at all. I think it's kind of hilarious, really. How many times can this exact same thing happen over and over again?

>>74651215
>surgery

Nah, he's always looked like that. You can see stuff from him when he was at Sevilla and his face had the same shape.

>tfw my gf admitted to me in HS that she masturbated to Ramos' nude photoshoot when he was at Sevilla
>tfw the bastard cucked me and his dumb ass doesn't even know it

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>>74652385
>>74652333

>>74652411
How the fuck does an American HS girl know about a photoshoot that a Spanish football player did?

>>74652592
What is the internet ?

>>74652486
christ change the font colour

>>74652713
I tried a bunch of colors man yellow was the most readable

>>74652734
White text with black border >>>>>>>>

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>>74648749
Хaлo

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>>74652799
I don't know how to do that in paint I'm a plebe.

someone else do it

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>>74652850

>>74652942
now that's what I call whacky

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>>74652965

>>74652850
Get GIMP you stupid faggot.

Is he the Robben of our time?

>>74654451
Yes. Le cheeky 90th minute winner man

>>74649777
A cursory outline.

Is Ramos ugly as sin or one of the most beautiful men alive?

Merci, Serge.

>>74648685
Why does he have "LA" tattood on his arm?

And who the fuck is Fabio?

>>74648749
Whats the rundown on this guy?

Zidane is woeful. The team plays like complete shit and is only hanging on due to individual plays. They are getting outplayed constantly by teams with inferior squads but better tactics.


[spoiler]Wenger in when?[/spoiler]

>>74655702

Handsome man, desu baka

>>74656497
> have crazy squad at your disposal
> all of your danger comes from set pieces or crosses by fullbacks

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>>74648685
Wrong sport, Segio.

he's obviously on a long phone call with the dutch autist

>>74652333

Based LCIM told them his secret.

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>>74648749
>>74648795
>>74648862
>>74649037
>>74649578
>>74649638
>>74649777
>>74655696
Gotchu senpaitachi

>>74657215
I wish