/turnleft/ - 2017 Kobalt 400 Pre-race/Race Thread

First for Jimmie

>>74645327
second for fordwinslol

rolling for winner today

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>>74645496
BAYNE?

rolling for winner

>>74645496
I'm seeing a lot of Chase Elliot articles hyping him up, I suspect the fix is in.

Rolling for joonya

Danica will win this race
Screencap this

gimme a stream

based blaney

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Who /ragsinabox/ here?

>>74645568
TYBRIAB

Hello /sp/ from LVMS
Rolling for the winner

>>74645613
paw paw pls go

>>74645568
That's a Roush right?

>>74645613

>Ty Dillon

Even meme magic couldn't make that real.

STREAM WHERE

>>74645635
On your television

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How does he cough it up this time?

>>74645654

rides the high line too aggressively, slips up and slaps the wall. he stays out, but the car is junk for the rest of the race.

>>74645635
it's on broadcast TV you broke sonofabitch

>>74645635

Still waiting for le reddit youtube stream

http://zoofalmily.net//?canal=16

>>74645650
>>74645668
fuck you guys, I'm not buying a TV when the only thing worth watching is racing

>>74645672
thank you

51 is Timmy Hill this week not Ware Bear...

>>74645692
>He doesn't have a TV

LOL@ Jeff contradicting DW

>>74645781
I don't care about sitcoms or reality TV

Did Steve Byrnes retire or something?

Some Las Vegas odds
Gimmie 7-1
Harvick 5-1
TrooX 9-1
Logonzo 7-1
Denny's 18-1
Autism 33-1
Bread 6.5-1
Clit 25-1
Suarez 45-1
Joonyear 15-1
Kryle 7-1
Blaney 50-1
Jamie Mac 40-1
Larson 15-1
Krut 22-1
Chase. 8-1
Kenseth 12-1
Muh nards 90-1
Dinger 100-1
Steakhouse 90-1
Danicrap 125-1

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So I went to Vegas for spring break with my qt GF (two exes ago now) and the end of the trip just happened to coincide with race weekend.

We went to practice and qualy and watched the Nationwide race. Where Kyle Busch had issues and lost. It was great and easy to get to and there was an In n Out burger on the way back to the hotel.

We left on Sunday so we didn't stay for the Sprint Cup race but overall the track was beautiful. There's an air base in the background with exotic jets taking off and landing, and the mountains in the background are beautiful.

Overall I think Vegas is one of the best tracks to catch a NASCAR race.

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Would you fuck fem-smoke?

Any requests for female versions of drivers?

>>74645864
Larson

>>74645864
Cassil

>>74645832
Sorry I forgot that good television shows don't exist in the US.

>>74645864
Sneak

>>74645864
what the actual fuck

>>74645864
that ain't right

FOX discontinued scanner access to broadcast audio at the track
No DW and Sneak for me today

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>>74645875

>>74645864
Can you make Danica a man?

>>74645903
Yeah buddy that's what I'm talkin about

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>>74645903
Montoya!

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>>74645878
Qt

>>74645864
Mikey

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>>74645924
Brilliant suggestion

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>>74645935
you need to fucking stop this has gone too far

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may the lord have mercy on my soul for creating this monstrosity

>>74645959
top right is qt

>>74646000
Don't stop

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Waltrip sisters

>>74645864
Mark Martin

>>74646056
Mikey a MILF

>>74646056
Mickey already sounds like a sassy southern MILF desu

>>74646063
>>74645889

Fem-Mark looks like a heroin addict

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fuck you all, this shit is making me want to stab my eyes with rusty nails

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>>74646101
Oops

FUCK THIS GOD DAMN PRE WQALK SHIT ALWAYS FUCKIN CRINGE

>>74646120
Wtf carrot top

Waltrip is so fucking bad at his job

Mikey may be done racing but he's still going to wipe out the field with the flu or whatever he has

Carrot Top was pretty funny.

>negro monster energy girl
lmao

>denny's pregnant?

Baby bump

>>74646120
don't worry we all hate it

Where is the Rebbit stream?

>>74646136
Didn't he hit on that same one during the grid walk last week?

>>74645672
>>74646160

>>74646131
>Everyone puking and shitting themselves in the helmets/suits
This gon be fun

#WashedupRockers

What does Danica do if she gets her period during the race?

>>74646225
#freebleeding

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>>74646225
>implying someone would bang her

>>74646225
Thats an interesting question actually

pls gib stream

>>74646258

http://zoofalmily.net//?canal=1

:3

Would you Jamie Little

>>74646225
Same thing as every other female I'd assume

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>>74646225
She just plays it off like she pooped.

>>74646276
Yes

ROCK 'N' ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74646211
>nightranger
>john fogerty
Jesus, it literally is

>>74646307

f-first (you) of the month

:D :D

>>74646225
If there's a chance she probably preloads a cuntrag

Would you rather:
>win a guaranteed championship but not win a single race
OR
>win 25 races in your career but no championship

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I miss Neil Bonnett

>>74646343
25 races

>>74646343
Ship has more prestige but 25 wins would put you higher then you probably realize on the all time wins list. Other drivers respect a chip more tho.

>>74646343
1st, not only would i get a championship but id be a massive meme driver doing so without winning a race

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>tfw it's not a Canadian stream with Pinty's and Curling ads

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Let's grab us a hometown Krut win lads

>>74646274
Thanks, non-country.

>>74646343
ship, then I could just coast my entire career like labonte

>>74646343
With the shit-show that is the championship these days I'd take the 25 wins as long as they contain the 500, 600 and Darlington. Under the old Winston Cup system it would be a toss up

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>>74646423

>Gaughn didn't win Xfinity last night

>stops calling the driver lineup early so DW can get dead air from Truex for ten seconds
Fuck. Why are they so bad at broadcasting a sporting event?

sounds like brad's voice is a little horse

>swearaz


holy fuck can these annoncers even talk

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I'm obligated to at least follow how Timmy Hill is doing because he's probably the only NASCAR driver from Maryland ever.

(From noticing that he has to go to the back due to backup car or whatever)

Is keselowski elite?

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>>74646485

>>74646485
Hoarse voice goes with his horse face.

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>>74646514
Duh. He's won a championship, contended for more, and won a ton of races.

>>74646487
They're southern hicks. So no obvi.

>>74646513
There was Justin Boston until his dad's company collapsed

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>>74646485

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>monster car
Krut win confirmed

>>74646514
nah dude, he's MLG

Who else here rooting for the Barstool Sports Natural Light Car today?

>>74646456
Exactly this. Modern championships are worthless

>kobalt car wins the kobalt race

>>74645568
Accurate as fuck.

>>74646535
>Justin Boston
>is from Baltimore
Fuck that's a cool name. It's a shame it didn't work out for him.

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>>74646548
>>74646582

Make up your minds boys

>>74646582
don't count on it he hasn't won at vegas since 2010

>aloominum

>>74646596
Won some ARCA races, started to move up, but family company (which pretty much only existed to sponsor him) went bankrupt. I think he spots for someone now

>>74646225
Rags in a box.

>>74646577
Yall clearly never listen to these guys talk. When they talk about "driving like a champion" it's not just some clice. A chip is the highest prestige in the sport. That's why they get into the all star race every year automatically.

>>74646563
I'm with you.

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>>74646627

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>>74646582
>Car sponsored by Lowe's wins at Lowe's Motor Speedway

>Lajoie

>>74646639
>lowe's motor speedway

god i haven't heard that name in years

>>74646630
They're professional shills, it's what they do. And of course they want to win it, but deep down they know the whole thing is giant fucking meme

>LAJOIE IS DED

Lajoie Wrecks Weekly

Damn his car exploded

>pack filler team blows up

They should just have every non Hendrick, JGR, Penske or SHR team fuck off because all they do is wreck.

>Leljoy caution

RIP, it was a long life (really not)

>>74646655
>not called Lowe's anymore
>Johnson doesn't win every race there anymore

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.................

HATE IT FOR MY GUYS ON THE 83 TEAM

didn't some anon say that NASCAR was going to start blowing up random backmarkers to add more cautions and 'drama' this year?

>>74646691
Yeah, last year. Innitiative took part after people showed dissatisfaction with invisible debris cautions.

Anyone else have their sleep schedule completely fucked over by DST?

>>74646691

anons have been saying this for years

>>74646682
WE HAD A REAL HOT ROD THIS WEEKEND UH IT'S A SHAME WE COULDN'T BRING HOME THE CHECKERED FLAG

MUHBILL WHAN

>>74646691
not that i know of

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Just tuning in lads, have I missed anything noteworthy?

Also, rolling for winner.

>>74646691
I think NASCAR has forgotten that there's a balance when it comes to cautions. Sure, bunching up the field makes for tight racing. But watching 10 minutes of parade laps is boring as all hell.

What the fuck happened there with Almirola?

>>74646722

sliced bread confirmed

>>74646722
83 car blew up

keslowski pulled away cause it's a 1.5 mile track and its easy to pull away

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>>74646722

>tfw Logano fan

>>74646639
They know the shortcut

>>74646736
>what are commercials

>>74646722
LOGANO NO

>victory auto wreckers
top kek, that's honestly a great ad

>>74646691
>>74646713
I've been saying this for years. The 83 and 23 wreck every week. Then we're stuck watching little homo on the Dr. Pepper commercials.

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Who /outlaw/ here?

Will Truex Jr ever actually win consistently I swear he's about to be the second dale jr

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REAL PEOPLE
>NOT ACTORS

>>74646767
it's because BK racing have shit tons of sponsorship and it all goes into shitty cars unlike JTG

>>74646777

>Lucky Sevens in Vegas

KRUT CONFIRMED FOR WIN

>>74646783
Only if you drive on the wrong side of the road for half

>>74646798
>>74646777
nah just you

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>>74646777
i love krut

>checked

Eere

https://youtu.be/tHp2TxsfdVo

>>74646798
I can gurantee Daytona is his only win

Has Vegas ever had an exciting race?

>>74646783

ye

>>74646787
I like how JTG Daugherty had enough sponsors already. All they needed to expand was a second charter.

>>74646840
no never because it's a 1.5 mile

>>74646777

He's not as fun now that he doesn't scream like a lunatic on the radio as much.

I miss when Larry MacReynolds was in the booth for the whole race.

Anyone else like this Logano paint scheme? I like this yellow so much more. Think it's one of the better paint schemes of any car desu.

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>>74646777
Nice digits

>>74646840

2006 was the best race ever at Vegas.

2009 was pretty action-packed too

>>74646840
yeah when dan weldon died.

>>74646854

How though?

They are a shit team and have that faggot AJ Allmendinger as their driver.

>>74646276
Would smash so bad

>>74646868
Kryle and Danica play that role now.

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>keslowski back in front

why watch anymore

>>74646895
they do better than BK racing thats for sure

I wish Ward Burton was in the booth instead of Jeff.

Man Toyota really took a step back this year, eh? Wonder why they rushed this new Camry when they coulda waited till next season. The last car was so strong.

fartin pooex poonior

here for the barstool meme car

#gopresgo

>>74646958
you'd need subtitles and a translator to understand what he's saying

How was the Indy race?

>>74646895
I like the team even though they're sponsored by Kroger and literally every item in a grocery store.

I like AJ as the wild card on road courses, but he's no Marcos Ambrose. NASCAR needs a road ringer. Why not the Dinger?

Chris Buescher will always be a good guy because of the win he stole at Pocono.

It's a great underdog team.

>>74646961

That and everyone caught on to the JGR/FRR Meme "plays" and know to break them up whenever they start drafting.

>>74646958
THIS

Ward Burton is the MAN. I could listen to that stupid redneck all day.

>>74646822
Thanks, that's better than the other stream.

>>74647032

>crash on first lap
>meme caution in the middle of race which fucks over all the fast cars' pit strategy
>nothing happens at the end

pretty standard for indy at a street course

>>74646958
Just have him hold a bunch of marbles in his mouth.

The other thing is, how is it that Ward talks like that but his brother Jeff has a normal accent?

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>>74646777

oui

>>74647034
>Chris Buescher will always be a good guy because of the win he stole at Pocono.
lmao I camped overnight and left sunday morning because of the rain at that one

>>74647032
Bor ing

Frenchies were 1-2

Only 2 cawshuns

Satos crew blew it

>>74647006
Old-school NASCAR fans do not need a translator to understand Ward Burton.

It's like how Hank always knows what Boomhauer is talking about.

>>74647074

I guess it's a Virginia thing

>>74646410
At least the annoying poor woman who bought a car isn't there anymore.

>>74647109
It would be like casual repellent. I'm liking this idea.

>CAT SKID STEER LOADER

>>74647074
Jeff's bedroom was on the Northside of the house, Ward's the Southside.

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NATTY LIGHT BARSTOOL BOYS IN THE BUILDING

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>can't use sticky substances
>you can spray coke instead

BOCA BOLA

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>surp

>>74647188
There's a rule that you can put anything down in the pit stall that you would also put in your body.

So the NASCAR official can make whoever take a swig off the container of shit they're putting down.

>>74647211
What a weird fucking rule

>>74647231
You can figure out the reasoning behind that, I'm sure.

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The 51 car is literally Kahne's car from 2014

>>74647211

so it's OK to cover the pit stall with dildos, but not VHT. makes sense

>>74647246
Can't afford to redo all the decals.

>>74647272
And billboards lit up like xmas trees

>>74647246
that's a hendrick satellite team so it makes sense

>>74647291
>xmas
do you really write xmas?

>>74647245
I honestly can't. Pepsi and coke paid NASCAR?

does anyone else hear that fucking high pitch whirring noise

>hurvick

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>activate it

AND WE HAVE A CAWSHUN

someone in wall in 1

HURRVICK

HahahahahahahahahahaHarvick

>Unhappy Harvick
The tire fucking blew up

>>74647328
No, just Coca Cola.

Why can't we have these safety features in our road car? If I hit the wall like that i'd be dead. This is blasphemous.

He's going to be feeling that one tomorrow

>Hurvick is kill

>hurrvick

this is why the drivers all hate Goodyear

>and Harvick loses again

Didn't Gordon have an absurdly bad wreck here once?

That sounded painful

>>74647319
Yes because it triggers people like you ;)

my coors jimmy john's ford was fast today

>Goodyear

IF you win a race are you still automatically in?

Why don't they race in domes so they dont have to worry about rain every weekend?

So, now NASCAR is shooting tires?

>>74647447
>dome over a 2.5 mile oval

>>74647432
Yes pretty much unless by some miracle 17+ people win, which will never happen.

>>74647400
Literally nothing is stopping you from installing a seat and 5 point in your mom's caravan.

>>74647406
Yes, in 2008
https://youtu.be/1x4Zf9YFlMs

Looks like Harvick ran over something.

>>74647447

>dome big enough to cover a 1.5 mi track
>everyone dies from Carbon Monoxide poisioning

>>74647415
it doesn't trigger me as much as if you were a fat, clueless, flag waving wife beater. it's just a cliché come true.

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>rip kevin

>>74647400
Your personal vehicle does not cost as much as one of these. Just buy a quarter million dollar car.

>>74647432
You still have to be above 30th in points.

>>74647447
Back when NASCAR was yuge in the 90s, they actually were talking about building a dome somewhere in the northeast

>>74647483

Severin, behave

Seems like those blown tires would be the worst hits cuz you're not prepared for it at all.

>>74647447
I think this is the dumbest question I've ever seen in one of these threads

>>74647477
Why don't they just maks the cars electric then, duh.

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Inb4 mcflurry kills lelgano

>forgetting about the greatest moment in this track's history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc-1CXrZYww

>>74647470
Ouch

>>74647509

Would've been great when they had to rip out half the seats a decade later

>>74647483
Hans is triggered ;)

>>74647550
>coasting an entire lap for a win
lmao

>>74647544
McNugger has been reckless so far this season. We'll see if that holds true.

>>74647519
>Severin
Where did you pick up THAT name?

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>2017
>having a track with outside walls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eide8RGvVWw

>>74647532
>he's never watched formula e

>>74647550
>JWT
It's almost like his dad bought the win.

>lelgano

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>>74647607

>implying there are other Germans remotely interested in Leftinghams

Who is your driver, Franz?

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>>74647550
holy shit

real people

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Gimmie finally got points in a stage

>>74647667
Hey now Cosmo

Imma Truex guy myself

>>74647619

A lot of small tracks are like that. One place I used to go had a pond on the other side and a sprint car when flying into it and the guy almost drown.

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>>74647619

>>74647667
It was le backflip man, now I am undecided but leaning towards Kurt.

Can't wait till 37 wins and barstool meme magic happens.

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>>74647735

Good lad

>>74647619
Didn't he know there was a left turn there?

>>74647735
He don't do backflip no more

>>74647708
>>74647735

wait oh god they're multiplying

>>74647743
lol I got a warning for saying that a couple weeks ago in one of these threads

>>74647763
he didn't turn too good

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I welcome all flags but if you like Kyle Busch you can fuck off senpai

>>74647778
This is waaaay too much diversity for a /turnleft/ thread

Oh wait your millionaires club sport hasn't started yet. Xd

Serious question:

Why don't NASCARS have airbags? Seems to me that it would make the car safer and would've saved countless driver lives over the past 10 years.

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>>74647814

>>74647820
Has any NASCAR driver died in the last 10 years?

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>>74647797

“Busch” Brothers Beer Braised Brisket Nachos: Our fresh tortilla chips smothered with our own Beer Braised Brisket and covered in our Special made Beer Cheese Sauce and garnished with our in-house Beer Pickled Jalapenos and Beer Glazed bacon bits served at our signature Fans Choice Stand.

Shock Top Brats: Try our one-of-a-kind Shock Top Beer marinated Pork Bratwurst, served on a toasted Hoagie roll, and topped with a special Shock Top Beer onion mix and beer mustard sauce and served at our signature Fans Choice Stand.

Checkered Flag Bites: Bread Pudding & Brownie Bites mixed together with our Cinnamon & Sugar mixture, then topped with vanilla cream sauce and strawberries all served up in our signature Fan’s Choice Stand.
Beverage Spotlight:

Smokey Bacon Margarita: Take a traditional margarita infuse it with Smoky Bacon Syrup and you get a great smoky bacon flavored margarita. Then top it with some real smoked bacon bits and you have an over the top mouthwatering experience that just calls for our “Busch” Brothers Beer Braised Brisket Nachos! You can find this cocktail on Terrace level of Earnhardt or Petty grandstands.

Prickly Pear Racer: Lemonade, Vodka, and special Prickly Pear Mix, shaken not stirred and poured over ice on a hot Vegas afternoon! Located in Petty & Earnhardt Terrace Prickly Pear Bars.

Levy’s Four Cheese Mac & Cheese: A blend of Cheddar, Monterrey Jack, Provolone and Parmesan cheeses with Cavatappi pasta – enough said!

Country Style Pork Pot Roast: Onions, celery, carrots in a Red wine reduction sauce – comfort food at its best!

Local Partners: Las Vegas Motor Speedway and the Levy Team proudly partner with vendors across the Southwest Region of the country to provide race day fans with the best possible product available:

Melissa’s Produce for fresh fruits and vegetables

Anheuser-Busch for all our beer beverage needs

Smithfield’s for all our bacon and pork loin

Wouldn't be a Harvick interview without something to bitch about

>>74647820
What lives in the past 10 years?

>>74647797
>>74647834

These are great. Keep them coming.

>>74647820
There haven't been that many deaths in the past 10 years

>tfw natty light car isn't 1st
why live?

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>>74647820
>putting explosives in a race car

>>74647797
is it just the Speedway Motorsports tracks that have these abominations? I've been to Pocono, Dover, and Richmond and never seen any of this crap at any of those places.

>>74647820
What are ya? A fag?

>>74647834
>Shock Top Brats: Try our one-of-a-kind Shock Top Beer marinated Pork Bratwurst, served on a toasted Hoagie roll, and topped with a special Shock Top Beer onion mix and beer mustard sauce and served at our signature Fans Choice Stand.

Want.

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>>74647834

Fun Facts and Figures

• Ketchup at 250 gallons ordered

• Hot dogs at 18,000 ordered

• The “Squealer” Pulled Pork Sandwich at 382 sold in 2015

• A whopping 10,000lb. of fresh produce will be washed, cut, shredded and peeled for the NASCAR Race!

• Executive Chef Howard Smulo puts 8.7 miles on his treads during our NASCAR Weekend.

• Lobster Tacos will make a surprise visit to the owner’s suite on NASCAR Sunday after hearing how much several members of the SMI Corporate staff like them.

• A most unique request for sure would be while serving our Signature Milkshakes recently. The guest looked right at the server and asked “Where are the crispy bacon bits?” As you can guess, those have now been added to the list of must haves when doing our Milkshakes!

3/3

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>>74647815

Formula One has not yet begun, dear chap, therefore I must appease my hunger for motorized rollingham competition with high-power Energy Drink Leftinghams

>>74647797
I'll have a Squealer and some Yuengling if they sell it out there.

>>74647839
>>74647831
Dale Earnhardt
That other Earnhardt
Rick Hendrick's son
Dan Wooden
Rocco Siffredi

>>74647831
Bryan Clauson

>>74647883
>motorized rollingham competition

*Kraftfahrzeugwettbewerb der Linkslenkerklasse

>>74647815
>>This is waaaay too much diversity for a /turnleft/ thread
/firecrash/ was pretty international when Montoya was still racing.

>>74647820
Actually airbags are expensive af. That's why when they go off 90% of the time the car is totaled, most of the repair cost is just to replace the bags. They use a roll cage instead

>>74647883
>Energy Drink
you mean Caffeinated Fizzy Juice, old bean

>>74647933
Unique circumstances

Krut has a problem with the battery

>>74647831
None on track since the man in black

>>74647856

It happens at Pocono too.

http://www.nascar.com/content/nascar/en_us/news-media/articles/2013/04/22/pick-your-pierogi-party-in-the-poconos-400.html

>>74647971
Low on energy, eh?

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>>74647928

Philip please

>>74647928
>tfw you realize that F1 is the only sport that has prevented Europe from plummeting into another war

>>74647899
lol rocco

I'm actually pretty amazed that there hasn't been a death. Seems impossible now.

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>>74647980

I think I got a pick of the winner too lol

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>>74647834

>>74647980
>2013
good thing my first time there was 2014

>he is literally going to give Krut his energy

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>junior up to 5th

>>74647933
And how did that work out? ;)

>>74648005
Vomit

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>>74647883
>tfw Jenson Alexander Lyons Button, MBE, won't race in f1 ever again

>>74647820
>muh 5 point harness
>muh hans
>muh roll cage
>muh containment seat
Your head wouldn't even make contact with the air bag when deployed desu, not your mention the added weight and inability to remove the steering wheel to get out of the car. Retard

What are some wrecks where drivers would be dead if it weren't for harness/SAFER?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2EkDE-2w7g

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>>74647925
>midget
>air bags

>>74648122
I assume it's the same guy who asks why they don't race in domes.

We get the same trolls every race. Stupid question guy, watch me drive to work guy, and misogynist Danica guy.

what's that whooshing sound?

>>74648098

I would literally die if I thought he wasn't going to be covering Alonso's ass for at least one race this year.

>stagw racing shilling

>>74648216

Cars going by the booth?

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>>74648200
JUST

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>>74648162
Every sprint car crash ever

>>74648216
the vortex of air created by cars going around the track

>kylel