MESSI? more like MISSING! lmao!

>>74643655
LETS GET THIS FUCKING SHIT STARTED

>PSG didn't manage to do what La Corogne did

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w..why cant i play against PSG every week

>>74643655
i only watched the first half and saw him get disposessed about 5 or 6 times

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

It embarrassing he didn't even try to win the ball back

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>le goes missing in big games ginger beard black man

if only he could play PSG every week

>le bailed out by nerman footy lad

sad!

Not gonna lie, former Barça® supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Messi crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get his Sprite® ordered.

epic xDDD
friendly reminder that he earns more in a week than you will in a decade

>>74643864
too bad he can't buy a non autistic personality

wat habbened broes?

Barca confirmed can't score without refball anymore

Is Messi, dare I say it, FINISHED?

I like messi but sometimes he just seems out of it. Its almost like he doesn't give a shit anymore.

>>74643700
kek

>>74643788
How is Depor at Galicia a big game? lmao

you messi haters are braindead

>>74643864
money isn't everything in life

>>74643988
he also married his qt high school gf, is worshiped by millions of people around the world and does what he loves for a living

>MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM

>>74643988
He does what he loved for a living and is one of the most successful people in history at said thing

>>74643788
He was invisible against PSG as well.

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>no neymar
>no party

>>74643809
This. No Neymar, no party.

>>74644190
t. idiot

>>74644115
he would probably prefer to play lego all day with his autist buddies.

WHERE ARE THE MESSI DRONES NOW? WHERE ARE YOU FAGGOTS LMAOOOOOO COME ON

>>74643655
stop the bullying. Messi did today at least as much as he did on Wednesday in the famous 6-1 victory

>>74644227
He scored a penalty and had 1 (one) good pass, but don't let that stop you from sucking him off.

>>74644227
kek what the fuck did he do against PSG? score an epic penalty handed to him by ratman? let neymar handle the playmaking? let sergio roberto and neymar score the pivotal goals?

>>74644227
t. Buttblasted messi dickrider

>>74644231
>le messi is autist gimmick
literally, in a literal way, projecting

>>74644227
did you even watch the game?

Shitposting aside, Im worried about Messi declining in the past month. Th-this isnt a sign, r-right?

> 0 (ZERO) Goals

>>74644294
>this is what Barcelona thought could replace Iniesta

>>74644227
Kek

>>74644303
everyones time has to come to an end, he had a good run

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>>74644294
35 games
0 goals
1 assists

WTF?

>>74644294
loan to epl when

>>74644294
>assists per match 0.0000000002

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>>74644090
After he got dumped and subsequently taken back conveniently when he signed his first big contract

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>>74644294
at least hes good looking

>Andre Gomes subbed out at min 55, result was 1-1. Barcelona ends up losing the match
>Fault: Andre Gomes
I do love Barcelona costumers reasoning

>>74644367
you forgot the part where he kills her ex boyfriend

>>74644397
t. André Gomes

>>74644408
t. messi

>>74644397
hi andre

>>74644423
t. mourinho

>>74644423
t. Barcelona's next manager David Moyes

>>74644439
t. Anceloti

>>74644451
t. Larry David

>>74644397
Maybe you shouldn't be so shit, Andre.

>Autistis on here think this team is gonna win the CL

JUST

>>74644294
>Balls won: 114
>Balls lost: 231

How much did this guy cost again? €50m?

La Corogne > PSG

>>74643972
It's irony you silly drone

>>74644408
>>74644482

>My meshit doesn't deliver anymore, so I'll just put the blame on the 30M midfielder in a time and age where World Class midfielders cost 3 times more.

Face it, Barcelona is a shit poor-tier club who can't afford good players besides the front 3.

>>74644338
They said the same about Tsuu in 2014 but he rebounded back for a season

>>74644513
>defending r*naldo

>>74644513
did he though

>>74644541
Nope. He's the same shirt lifting faggot, but now the rest of his team got better, so now he can pretend that he's also good.

>>74644506
No one's blaming André Gomes m8

We are just saying he isn't good enough to be a Barcelona starter

>>74644565
To what club will he be moved?

>>74644565
reality says he is: he's played more minutes than any Barcelona midfielder, friend.
you're living in a parallel world

>>74644579
Back to Valencia

Why don't they play Arda more often?

>>74644588
He's literally always the best player on field, never saw him doing something relevant besides losing the ball and starting an opponent counterattack

>>74644588
Because he was bought and Lucho was stubborn.

He was a major part of Barca being exposed at Parc de Princes. He's just not capable at this level. I cant believe the Barca board fell for these Mendes memes

Barcelona in LaLiga this season:

>With Samuel Umtiti: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Without Samuel Umtiti: LDWLWDDDDDL

>>74644613
>Arda
literal roach

>>74644613
>He's literally always the best player on field, never saw him doing something relevant besides losing the ball and starting an opponent counterattack
that's Barcelona's level then. you're starting to face reality.

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>Barcelona have lost a game in which Luis Suárez scored for the first time ever (W66 D6 - all comps). Sorcery.

pretty neat stat 2bh

>>74644613
>besides losing the ball and starting an opponent counterattack

kinda like messi in the psg game. i guess he takes after him

>>74644630
t. Emre Türkoğlu

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>>74644541
no, TSUUman is basically a slightly better rooney at this point, but he gives the best memes so its ok :3

>>74644692
cmon rooney is hot garbage. cronaldo's link up play is shit and he's a selfish fuck on the field but at least he still finds the net pretty often, rooney doesn't even do that anymore.

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>>74644722
yeah that's why I said a slightly better rooney, still a liability doe

but rating him over messhit does fantastic things to fannies of certain people so like I said its ok

>>74644768
you are 24/7 on /sp/ sucking ronaldo's dick

do you rate him just becase he's a gypsy like you?

>>74644822
I'm 24/7 on /sp/ trolling subhumans like you

also ur favela dwelling mum is a gypsy

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>>74644915
>I'm only PRETENDING to be retarded

>>74644933
I literally called him a ginger nigger and you still can't get a hint, you're hopeless m8

>>74644965
kys my man

I'm not defending Messi, I'm just saying riding Ronaldo's dick in 2017 is just plain retarded. Not even Halal costumers rate him anymore

>>74645015
I wouldn't do it if it didn't get you so fuming desu

>>74644501
wat

>>74644722
>Le Ronaldo is a selfish fuck meme
How is this thing still around when Ronaldo is almost up to giggs and xavi number of assists?

>>74645507
he is leading assist provider of CL. people are just suckers for memes

https://www.statbunker.com/alltimestats/AllTimeCompetitionMostAssists?comp_code=UCL

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>>74645555
quads confirm

DAILY reminder that messhit will NEVER, EVER carry his NT to glory while Ronaldo has carried his NT to glory!

>>74645582
GOAT

He's playing bad on purpose to be cut

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>>74644294
60 million pound move to Chelsea when?

>Beat PSG by the exact score needed for them to move on to the next round.
>Score 6 goals
>Lose to fucking garbage.
How often does Barca pay these refs? Really?

>>74645555
>against shit teams

weeew


>>74645582
>"""""""""carries""""""""" NT
>only did anything against football giants like Hungary and Wales

>team plays better without him in the final

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>>74645694
no need to be mad tbvh lad, suarez, neymar and iniesta are the real heroes of barcelona anyway

>>74645678
>Conte will buy trash.
>Literally bought the one player needed for Chelsea to dominate England
Fuck off kike. Sell him to Madrid.

>>74645735
this, italian masterrace is impervious to jewish tricks

>>74645694
>>against shit teams
don't think he has assists against barça (they hardly play in the CL), but I might be wrong

This was to be expected. Barcelona now that Iniesta is old and Busquets and Rakitic are out of form is no longer a team of a stable foundation. Barcelona used to have a dependable core of Iniesta, Xavi and Busquets to be their engine but now they've spent all their money on a high powered offense. With a stable midfield this can do great thing, like in 2015, but without it it results in inconsistency because you rely on individual performances rather than a system. Some days Messi is in the Grove and destroys a team like Celta, then the next day it isn't there. With Iniesta and Xavi yiu had a reliable system that meant you didn't need someone to find that groove. Same thing with the Patriots, decent talent across the board but a very stable core and reliable system

they didnt even play well against PSG, a couple of lucky calls and just awful defending

iniesta has been trash this season, same with gomes and D Suarez

Busquets has played the worst season of his career by a mile, he gets torn apart every game

Messi just makes no effort, its like watching argentina WC messi. He'll occasionally pop up and score but otherwise contributes nothing and just walks around.

>>74644626
Umtiti has everything to become the next GOAT defender.

>>74645909
He's already 23 with lot of years of pro football and still commits dumb mistakes

>>74645909
hes black though

>>74645973
>born and rised in a fist world country
nigga's whiter than you, my gypsy friend

>>74645934
Even Pique and Mascherano commie errors sometimes.
>>74645973
Thuram and Dessally say hello.

>>74645995
youre black though
>Thuram and Dessally
and thats about it

>>74646027
pepe is black and the goat defender

>>74646027
>he doesn't rank distin
tippity

>>74646027
Ngolo kante.

>>74645884
the constant praise (and bantering of his rival for no reason) ends up having consequences.. the little autist is probably convinced his job is to walk around and be.

nobody from Barcelona will ever realise Messi has been a liability for too long (2016 league was won during Messi's injury, his return almost cost it) because of the goat brainwashing.

the next few seasons will be fun: iniesta is only gonna get worse and eventually retire. I predict they'll struggle to qualify for the CL

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>>74645909
>no pace
>has everything to become the next GOAT defender

>all these argentina flags defending him

kek

>>74646249
they're so cute to toy around with, like throwing banana peels at monkeys :3

>>74646236
He thinks problably that the sluggish man Godin is the actual GOAT so

SACK THIS FUCK FOR BRADY ALREADY

autistic barca brit is easily the worst poster on this site

>>74644626
G O A T

>>74645884
Argentina Messi is a workhorse though idiot. Far more tack ons and chances created

>Nerman is out due injury
>his team loses

Such many cases!

>>74646986
You should enter CCAA, m8.

>implying messi isn't just angling for a move/Imporved contract by doing an on pitch protest

>>74645681
PSG gets exposed by Tractor FC every now and then.

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>>74644294

>>74657126
Kek

>>74646986
Apparently he missed a game alongside his sister and Messi is mad now