Last meetup between both teams for the season. We are getting Doc and Eddie. This shit's gonna b gud.
Puck drops at 11:30PM CST on NBC. Get in here and get used to the daylight savings change.
Here I am, hello
>t. Minnesota
>>74642500
Still hungover from last night, I guess I get an excuse to start early today. Go Hawks
Also,
>Cubes shitposting fails
>skeletonposting fails
>Blackhawks shutout anyway
Can this meaningless shitfest be fucking over and done with?
>>74642500
>Doc and Eddie
Tell me we aren't getting "super informative" quips From Between the Benches with Pierreā¢
>>74642570
I'm expecting passive-aggressive jabs at Pierre again.
Here come the Hawks...
What kind of sadistic fuck scheduled this game?
WHO /HUNGOVER/ HERE?
who /North St. Paul/ here?
I'm up now
>>74642900
WHO /FEVERISH/ HERE?
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the state
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THERAPIST
Went to church and had McDonald's breakfast lads, what have you done today?
Well that didn't take long.
state of pain
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THE BREADMAN
not the Dub??
hahahahahaha
the state of hockey they said
This is NOT what I wanted to watch after a comfy pancake breakfast.
Fuck word.
kek
>thought I got home in time
>already getting btfo
Did they drop the puck right at 11:30?
The fuck
Who /work/ here? I'm listening on the radio. How pissed was doobie for getting pulled?
>>74643171
He had some words for Boudreau on his way to the dressing room; Boudreau for the most part ignored him
>>74643171
Told Boudreau to go eat some fucking pie as he has going off
>>74643161
It is what it is
Just got off the phone with Chuck. Stalock is driving up from Iowa right now, just passed Rochester. He said he has a fifth of bourbon buckled in the passenger seat meant for some slag in West St. Paul but understands sacrifices must be made to make it in the NHL.
>Hawks are 100% in terms of shots to goals
>>74643197
Nice mcgaykid dubs. He was talking to Koivu.
Honestly why havent you killed yourself yet?
>>74643253
They went 0-47 against Detroit, so this is a nice change.
>>74643293
>Bernier
>Doc forgot Dubnyk was already pulled
THAT"S MORE LIKE IT
JAM THAT NET
okay
Big boy line strikes.
>>74643312
Yeah, I'm going to bed after this game.
>Hartman getting fancy now
we got a game
>Oduya
God dammit best Johnie
So if the mild do take the lead is Keith going to chimp out?
>>74643558
does keith ever not chimp out?
>wacking Pierre's ass with a cricket bat
Should have hit him harder
God DAMMIT Zucker!
Stop thinking about your wife's daughter and play some hokkei.
How is it possible that in all these games no one has managed to take out Pierre with a stray puck?
>try to punish faggot for being a faggot
>still turns out faggoty
pierre's parents should sue the school
dat post
wat a shit pp
What a terrible powerplay.
Halftime slagtime
>>74643810
>9th in the league
Serious question lads, do I start drinking now?
>>74643825
>now
Drinking starts at puck drop.
>>74643825
What's stopping you.
>>74643825
>vs 27th PK
I would join you but I work tonight
>sloots
>>74643721
Tats are pretty trashy, but tattooing some jewish phrases in hebrew is just horrible.
>>74643924
that pike is starving
>>74643907
He has had a great season but I honestly hope Vegas takes him over Dumba. Dumba will never be Burns tier but he has a large offensive potential.
>>74643955
That's a Muskie you faggot. Northern Pikes are invasive assholes.
Are there no slags in Chiraq? Or are you guys all mouthwashing tripfag balls?
>Oshie's wife is a massive cunt
My good buddie went to high school with her.
>>74644011
that makes it worse, that fish is a toothpick of a muskie
>>74644013
I have transcended the 3D plane into the second dimension.
>>74644051
>she dresses up
>he wears a hoodie and ballcap
He seems like a cunt too
Preemptive Skeleton busting posting.
As long as Crawford doesn't shit the bed and let in more softies, the game is in the bag.
creepy golden Colonel
>>74644094
Well he was born in Washington and became a Fighting Hawk, I imagine you are right.
>>74644013
>Based on her size, she's barely a B cup
>That clear sagging.
Tell her to roll that shit back up.
Who /Sunday deep dish/ here?
>>74644162
Don't forget her gremlin face.
>>74643865
I missed the first period because of a pancake/sausage breakfast. Also had to make sure I could buy alcohol on sunday now.
>>74643810
>>74643816
>>74643825
>great at home
>almost last on the road
ree
>>74644211
You cannot until June or July unless you drive to Hudson or buy 3.2.
>>74644013
the sluttiest girls in Chicago are black
>>74644211
>>74644247
wait....you people can't buy liquor on Sundays?
>>74644247
Holy shit, how fucking awful.
>>74644013
I have plenty bruh.
>>74644276
not at the store no, religious fundie rules
>>74644276
I know some local ordinances in Illinois prohibit alcohol sales before 10AM, so there's that.
>>74644195
Spurgeon got a cute doggy
>>74644276
Like what this guy said >>74644291
except I can buy after noon. God bless.
>>74644291
>MN can't buy booze on Sundays because of Christian fundamentalists
>they finally overturn it
>within a few years booze is outright banned due to being haram since they keep importing refugees and they create a voting bloc
kek
>>74644306
does that apply to 40s as well?
>>74644344
Yeah, that's been tried before and it didn't bode so well.
>>74644276
>you people
Rude!
It wasn't really a big deal, everyone knew you cannot so they stocked up. But big stores "lobbied" enough to get it changed. The new law won't take effect until June I think. All of the small liquor stores were against it since it likely means less profit.
>>74644280
I expect you to post some next intermission friendo.
>>74644306
>can buy liquor at 9AM
>Ameristanis living under theocracy can't all day Sunday
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TVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TVR
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Doc is seriously confused today
>>74644344
Why do you constantly post about salamis when half of Chicago is overrun by chimps. Hennepin county is the only county with a sizeable salami population and its fucking huge so their vote is negligible.
>SCAAARRRR
I think its ogre but its still a good game.
>trip a man
>give up on the play
>other team scores a goal immediately
THE SHANTYTOWN OF WHITE
>>74644463
Foley took Eddie and Doc out for St Patrick's day
>>74644407
Keep in mind that the first English settlers that landed in the Northeast were a bunch of religious moralfag tryhards who were no fun allowed.
>>74644481
>no fun allowed
>Salem Witch Trials
>Not fun
kek
>TVR trying to stay relevant
At least there's that.
>>74644494
>watching someone burn to death because the blacksmith denounced them
>fun
Anon that isn't normal behavior.
>>74644537
>>74644494
Stoning's the way to go anyway. The sadists and those that enjoy torture obviously see it under a different lens.
>Hockey is for Everyone
>NHL Green Week
Bettman needs to be stopped
>>74644537
Have you met Trump voters?
>>74644552
If not wanting to watch someone burn at the stake makes me gay I guess I'll start getting some dicks wet.
>anime
>>74644575
I recycle my pucks
>>74644580
If only we could burn all the gays and non whites.
brazen bull is objectively the best torture method
state of incompetence
>>74644621
Can't wait for the liberals to decide to start arming themselves and defending freedom. Sooner or later they're going to give up on trying to push any sort of common sense gun control and it's not going to fun for the militia men.
>>74644645
>Have something to say to the Linesmen
"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"
>>74644647
>youve apparently never been to chicago
liberals busy killing each other erryday
>>74644622
>Not putting them in low atmosphere and watching them blow up like a balloon.
>>74644647
they already lost a battle of sticks, let alone guns
>>74644647
>thread with banter, slags, and talk about the mild's lack of finishing ability
>feel compelled to bring up political talk
You must be fun at parties
>>74644647
>liberals
>being good with guns
>>74644647
>Arm themselves
They can sure fucking try.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/new-york-daily-news-journalist-firing-an-ar-15-gave-me-ptsd/article/2593895
>>74644622
>not scaphism
>>74644647
>its a numales and metros wet dream episode
>>74644647
The left is way too invested into the " guns r bad" shit to turn away from it now.
>>74644575
>NHL Anime Week
>NHL commisions a 12 episode anime featuring hockey Eyeshield-21 style
>brings in more viewers and they shill out on the merchandise
Just as planned.
>>74644730
the fuck
conversion of chances
that's the difference
Boudreau has such a weird squeaky voice.
>>74644761
>Minnesota sports teams choking
Nothing new here
>>74644687
>Swing's stick once
>Breaks in half
Republican approved engineering. How's those lack of regulations working for you in making quality sicks?
>>74644715
>>74644709
>One guy who's a pussy and thinks it's a good idea to write about it
>Meanwhile Republicans shoot each other and blame it on Illegals
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/21/texas-hunters-claimed-they-were-shot-by-illegal-aliens-authorities-say-they-shot-each-other/
>>74644730
Would it be somewhat realistic like Haikyuu or over the top like Prince of Tennis?
>>74644730
Fund it.
I want tsundere magical girl patrick kane plz
>>74644751
Eyeshield 21 is a sports anime about football, and the NFL partially funded things if I remember correctly to bring more interest in the sport.
>>74644776
Kill yourself Faggotcuck
>>74644796
Pretty rude and nice buzzwords
>>74644784
>āno evidence that suggests cross-border violenceā
No fucking shit. If they had found evidence, they would be catching more fucking illegals.
Need that wall.
>that dive
Jesus Crawford
>>74644785
Probably the latter, with bullshit natural abilities that only a few players have to cause tension.
>>74644832
Trying to channel his inner Darling. That drunken acrobat dives all the time. (I take it as a good effort on his part)
>>74644730
Does it involve the Blackhawks 4th line friending the shit out of people?
>>74644811
>Wall
>It's actually going to be a fence
>And it's going to cost at least 20 billion when Trtump said he would do it for much less
>Is going to make America pay for it.
BROKEN PROMISE
R
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>>74644832
>he breaks a bone in the process
worry.jpg
>>74644851
>$20 billion
illegals cost us taxpayers $112 billion annually
smart buy
god damn, this is a good game
wew that was exciting. The mild are not executing on the chances they generate. Fuck.
>>74644881
agreed
>>74644881
>more 11:30AM games scheduled in response
pls no
>>74644837
Oh goody, so it'll take 3 episodes for Shea Weber to shoot?
Why do they have Keith and Staal shift clocks?
Are they trying to pretend it's a matchup?
Im going to go make a drink. Hope there are some slags when I get back. If the game is like that last 5 minutes I might have to make a 5th.
>>74644925
NBC gimmick
it's 'Star Sunday'
>>74644925
"star sunday"
Another of NBC's gimmicks.
>>74644875
>Pushing that lie
Only natural that Trump uses anecdotal sources that pull things out of their asses.
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/sep/01/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-illegal-immigration-costs-113-bi/
>Doesn't realize that if Republicans didn't scuttle the last immigration bill, it would cut $175 billion from the deficit
http://money.cnn.com/2013/06/18/news/economy/immigration-reform/?iid=EL
You know what this thread needs?
Food. Post food.
>>74645017
why the fuck are early games even legal.
>>74645017
Authentic 'go 'dog her e
>Bobby Hull blatantly checking out that chick's ass on national television
>>74645192
>>74645192
>Bobby Hull not even being subtle
>>74645192
So I've had enough to drink to start asking the important questions.
If you remove kebab, you are left with a shish. What is a shish?
oh motherfucker
>>74645214
Definition of shish
-ed/-ing/-es
intransitive verb
: to make a shish
transitive verb
: to make a shish at especially for the purpose of quieting went out and shished the cats
>>74645214
the stick
I'm not suprised
>>74645214
skewer. If you whack someone hard enough with it, it makes a 'shish' sound.
Fuck if I know.
FUCK
>>74645250
>to make a shish at especially for the purpose of quieting went out and shished the cats
kek
I shouldn't have woken up for this should I
holy shit granny with the top titty
welp
golden generation
Dammit Brodin.
How much will Vegas ask to pick Scandella to open up salary so the mild can pay Granlund?
>broken stick
FUCKING COME ON MAN
FUCK YOU POST
FUCKING POST FUCK YOU FUCK
HIT
DA
POST
Greatest ally
At least the post is fair
out of curiosity.....if it hits the post is it actually counted as a shot on goal?
>>74645362
nope
>>74645362
I dont think so
all that talk about going high on Crawdaddys
>The probing continues
FUCK
motherfucker
NHL should have a match where everyone just plays in their skivvies.
Also anyone else playing Breath of the Wild? This game is good. Criminally good.
P-U-T-I-T-I-N
which team do i support in this match?
t. sweden
>>74645543
Your local alcohol supplier.
>>74645543
brodin
>>74644981
>Sourcing politifact
I used to be a CTR shill like you
>>74645543
The team that wishes to cut down on dirty mudslime refugees.
>>74645543
Do you like Brodin or Hjalmarsson more?
Jesus christ, i need more alcohol for this shit.
>>74645543
The only other Swed I've seen support the Cubs all of last year. So I'm going to assign your country's loyalty to Chicago.
If you need a better reason, Minnesotan is Canada South. So Cheer for the Blackhawks.
>>74645509
currently addicted to tld - 252 days survived
HOSSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BOSS
HOSS
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Hawks deserve this one, lost like 3 in a row
>>74645550
government has a monopoly on alcohol in sweden
HOSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74645597
that sounds fucking horrible, is there at least an affordable poison?
>>74645595
The fact they are still behind the Wild after winning 13 of their last 16 boggles the mind.
Also how many men has Hossa killed now?
>>74645616
Kill yourself.
>>74645615
>that sounds fucking horrible
not really, considering alcohol isn't that good for you anyway
especially in a climate where seasonal depression is rampant and a culture where alcohol is involved in almost every holiday
>>74645627
Not as long as Bill Murray is still alive.
>>74645639
>win 2.5 in 5.5
>instantly overshadowed by the cubes
bummer
>>74645638
I think alcohol is involved in pretty much every country on earths traditions at this point, can't talk for season depression though. Probably a good way to control the population imho
>>74645652
>its okay, the hawks overshadowed the who's when they won their first
>>74645652
>win 2.5 in 5.5
>2.5
Get out of here Anaheim.
>get away with a trip
>immediately trip the same man again
kek
Dumb and Dumba
>aggressive smart coaching by nick schmaltz
>>74645639
>Bill Murray is a part owner of the St. Paul Saints
>He took tickets in the last game in their old field
>Is a cubs fan
I will not speak ill of him but it makes me think
>>74645705
doc has been slipping up all day
>>74645688
Blows my mind they got away with the first one. Now we get to close out the game with a man up, suckers.
>>74645652
The cubes winning was kind of a big deal though mango. Ignore salty soxs
That double trip to make sure the ref saw it.
Doc has a PhD in Speech
>>74645705
Why is Pierre still employed
>eric staal
isn't he shit?
>>74645731
He sucks dick good.
>>74645719
Make that two men
nashville would booty blast both these teams
>>74645731
something to do with a cricket bat
>>74645731
as long as the penguins are good, they have money to pay for a media ass licker
GG Wild
>>74645732
no that was just >rags being >rags
GG wild
Good Game chiraq
Good to see a tight race for the West. I imagine it will come down to the last 3-4 games.
gg wild
this was worth waking up for
gg wild
another win for the best team in Chicago
>lights cigarette
>>74645798