2017 World Baseball Classic: Cocaine vs Syrupland

>>74641805
Colombia's lineup
SS Donovan Solano (New York Yankees, AAA)
1B Reynaldo Rodriguez (Minnesota Twins, AAA)
3B Giovanny Urshela (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
C Jorge Alfaro (Philadelphia Phillies, MLB)
RF Jesús Valdez (Leones de Yucatan, MEX)
2B Adrián Sánchez (Washington Nationals, AAA)
LF Mauricio Ramos (Kansas City Royals, AA)
DH Jhonatan Solano (Washington Nationals, NRI) Played ly in AAA
CF Tito Polo (New York Yankees, A+)

SP Nabil Crismatt (New York Mets, AA) Currently assigned to the Binghamton Rumble Ponies

>>74641947
SS Jean Segura (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
3B Manny Machado (Baltimore Orioles, MLB)
DH Robinson Canó (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
LF José Bautista (Toronto Blue Jays, MLB)
1B Carlos Santana (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
RF Nelson Cruz (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
CF Gregory Polanco (Pittsburgh Pirates, MLB)
C Welington Castillo (Baltimore Orioles, MLB)
2B Jonathan Villar (Milwaukee Brewers, MLB)

SP Wily Peralta (Milwaukee Brewers, MLB)

>>74641805
Bump

>>74642795
>Being this booty blasted

Why even post?

Island nigger teams are stacked this year. One of them will take it again this year.

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>>74641805
Are we good at this?

P L A T A N O P O W E R

>>74642990
You took the US to extra innings, and won yesterday. Bretty gud

>>74643019
no, it shows how shit the US is

>>74642795
Plenty

>>74642990
Colombia's okay. Most likely won't make it past the 1st round.

>Cruz fielding

Fucking Achilles

LOL

DR is shitting the bed

LGTSS

>DR

>>74643486
goddamn coke bought refs

go colombia wooo

FUCKING GRINGO REFS

>>74642990
Surprisingly strong. This is their first time here. The US barely squeaked by them and they're doing great against the mighty DR so far.

>>74643675
Pleb tier teams gotta stick together, YES.

>wake up
>see Netherlands lost in the 11th
FUCK

>>74643648
You can't blame bribes on Nelson Cruz defense, come on now

>>74643711
Gotta love those meme rules.

>>74643722
My bad, I was going to write that his homers give him the right to mess up from time to time.

But then the ref gave the shitty call

Machado's got some weird fucking elf ears.

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>>74643780
He really does. Its charming.

#platanopower dominicana!

Colombia winning a low scoring game is the absolute worst possible result for the us

>>74642990
>>74643701
The first time in this new format, but in the old Baseball World Cup we have 2 titles, 2 runners-up and 2 3rds.

I just looked at the brackets, if we make it to the final. We'll probably have to face Japan.

We're gonna face Puerto Rico in the semi finals more likely than anything.

>>74643890
The old baseball world cup was so irrelevant Japan sent people from their independent leagues

>Colombia is actually fucking elite
What the fuck lads

DH Robinson Canó (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
LF José Bautista (Toronto Blue Jays, MLB)
1B Carlos Santana (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
RF Nelson Cruz (Seattle Mariners, MLB)

>>74644018
>This kills the ERA

Dominican will win and I am happy with that

>>74643890
Nobody cared about that we sent old fucks and 18 year olds

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>>74643971
We have no fucking idea either

>>74644081
Are you the 3/4 Chilean national?

>Marlins Park will never be this full and this much atmosphere after this game

Colombia, you are losing
Although the score is a draw
You have no chance
Against the world champion

>>74644154
Are you Venezuelan?

>>74644103
it seems that usa didn't care this time neither

>>74644170
Why the weird question

>>74644170
no the Chilean bro has been rootin for DR since the start
>wise choice

can some one explain to me how a tiny island with only 10 million inhabitants btfo the world, again

>>74644274
Maybe it's the water.

MACHADO IS BASED AS FUCK THOUGH. JESUS.

What are you doing
It's nice to see you fighting
But you won't hit
It's a goal! 2 goals

>>74644274
because there's nothing else to do there

Machado es en caballo

>>74644369
that's racist

>>74644152
2true

>columbian defense

BWAHAHAHA

>>74644369
Good Spanish :^)

>lumbuan babsel

>>74644464
better than yours

>>74644175
I'm Dominican

I see three more goals
I see it in the future
Colombia remains in 1
And DR scores 6

>muh cuban coffee

>carlos santana
what a throw by machado

>santana
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damnit What a great throw. Gogo machado

A Colombia win with DR scoring at least 7 would help a lot

>>74644750
Come on, dude. You know we can't lose against these cokeheads.

>bunting
>ever

*Honk-Honk-Honk-Honk*

Make it stop...take the vuvuzela away.

I thought Americans were supposed to be good at baseball

>>74644949
t. looks at phone all game

>ywn be a ninja baseballer
why even live

>>74644978
Sadly we're still not as good as the kids who are forced to stay on their home island then have to come to the US by raft to play their favorite sport.

>>74644949
>no fun allowed.jpg

>>74645056
kek well played

what a fucking play

stop hitting it to fucking third

If Dominican women don't suck Machado's dick on sight. That's just nor right.

machado esta encendido

that would have been huge for colombia if it had gone through, instead it's an inning ending dp. machado is OP please leave

kek, I love these colombian shifts
he was out

can someone explain to me how DR is going to survive against japan?

what about the jews?

>>74645402
>Jews being good at sports????

Japan is mostly a clash of pitching v Dominican batters.
That is, if the Dominican squad doesn't get restraint by the awkward Jap style. We're going to be good.

Machado es uno desumidaficador para armario, fragrancia rosa. Evita umidade.

Chicharrones.

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DUDE SHIFTS LMAO

Comeback incoming.

Colombia is legit

Oh fuck, the cokeheads are back in.

oh shit is Colombia, dare i say it, elite?

Man fuck this shit
We're gonna get eliminated
Fuck

choke incoming

>>74645753
CHOKE COCK BLOCKED BY BASED POLANCO

>>74645709

Colombia fielded a much better team than anyone expected, but I believe in the Dominicans! Besides worse comes to worse we beat Canada and win the tiebreaker game.

>>74645787
tiebreak game would be against the DR, we'd be fucked desu

>>74645811

We took a 5-0 lead on them, so who knows?

>they can't stop the Dominican offense
KEK

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>>74645787
>mfw we will actually let colombia win just to screw amerifats.

rack em
great game

FUCKKKKKKKK

>canope

lel

>betanshit
Colombia is going to fucking win lads, it's literally happening

OUT

fuck

>that
>a swing
pick one you 1st base "ump"
man that guy has been awful today

>>74646008
BEISBOL DOMINICANO

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MACHADO BECAME NATIONAL TREASURE

>DRs best player is American

>>74646140
He is dominican!

>>74646140
Nicely memed my friend. Spics aren't American when they suck but are when they're good.

>Santana

Nice try fatty

>>74646140
kek, i thought spics weren't american

>Dat NOPE

alright Alfaro time for a dinger

>>74646140
Pujols?

>>74646242
>didn't even make the team
>best player
Dominicans really are retarded

>>74646222
YES

holy shit colombia

>RD

tied game, lads

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we can actually choke, shit. HOPE NOT

It's the Fernando Rodney experience

>>74646267
He had foot surgery you stupid fuck

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HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BASED COKE MERCHANTS

inb4 extra inning meme rules

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>tfw even if we lose, we still win, because amerifats will get eliminated,

Se can still do this, we have 2 more shots

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Game actually got tied, wtf

>Rodney
What a fucking jackass

>allow HR
>pose like a retard after 2 meme outs
Are all Dominicans as retarded?

>inb4 DR scores like 5 runs this inning

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>mfw people actually think Arenado is better than machado

>>74646473
He's a fucking Patriot, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. You fucking cokehead.

Dominican republic, you can!
In nine in ten
You will go victorious, I guess
Cause I root for you
And if I root for you
You have to win, go get it

kek, those open gates

based Italy

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This tournament needs to be permanently ended. Half the teams are just American ethnicities LARPing as countries. The USA doesn't even take it seriously. The only teams that care are the Korea, Japan, and the Caribbean and South American teams. If Italy or Israel actual place I'm going to REEEE like never before.

I fucking love the WBC, so many great tense games, almost every game.

Fucking Dominicans are throwing this game

The WBC is fucking great.

>>74646631
>they want to go to a tiebreak game against the US
I don't think so, but damn what a game that would be.

Colombia fucking please, fucking please get this win

>>74646631
stay mad, amerifat

>>74646473
>Being this buttblasted over a pose.
Are all colombians this salty?

>>74646539
Based chilebro.

>>74646661

Dale el culo

ITS HAPPENING

If we lose to Columbia I'm gonna go to the first Drug point and shoot everyone.

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RODNEY MORE LIKE NOTNEY AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>winning run at 2nd no outs
>Colombia is going to win the group that had the US and the fucking DR in it

I fucking love baseball

>>74646632
>>74646612
this

H A P P E N I N G
A
P
P
E
N
I
N
G

2-0 count nigga don't bunt just smash this pitch

don't trust this guy bunting, just swing

fuck, I knew it

>bunting
>ever

that hit his jersey, c'mon man just walk to first on that

HOLYYYY FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Rodney is the king of giving up saves, glad it's not the mariners this time

>>74646878
Dubs and Colombia wins

>>74646599
Fuck off autist

>>74643126
>(you)

is CAPTCHA fucking up for anyone else?

Does anyone else legitimately want Dominican Republic to win?

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

WOW

FUCK

COLOMBIAN CHIMPOUT

OH SHIT! BTFO

OH FUCK THESE LATINO TEMPERS

REKT DRUG ADDICTS
REKT DRUG ADDICTS

uh are they allowed to block the plate like that?

Ask a Medellín nigga who had to move to Canada in 1991 (I was 2) because Pablo Escobar wanted my father and uncle dead, anything.

HE DIDN'T TAG HIM

What a fucking shitshow kek

OUT

Too near of the defeat
I still feel victorious
You are gonna lose
You are not worthy you are a goose

wew, out as fuck. Dat fucking throw

Cant believe they sent the runner on a shallow fly.

>>74647012
How do I get a paisa gf being ugly, balding, and poor?

what a fucking play by the catcher

damn, colombia blew it hard

>>74647012

Do you like kraft dinner?

>>74646987
i do.
i want them to win

>>74647037
Become rich. Then go to Medellín, get hair transplant and maybe fix your face a bit..do steroids get jacked and live life on easy mode in Medellín.

>>74647012
How big is your weiner

>>74647054
I only had it once and I was high as fuck it was pretty good

>entire team getting ejected

kek

>catcher standing on the line
Let me guess, the umpire is americuck

SOMOS LOS MAS DUROS COÑAZO!

>>74647095
18 cm so about average

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LOL

Smoltz is dumb

we gonna be 2 times undefeated champions

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>run and jaw at the umpire
>get ejected
>walk off crying because you embarrassed your country

welp

Sea como sea, respeto hacia los colombianos. Son duros de igual forma.

No runners automatically on base? Does that start in the 11th?

THANK YOU BASED WBC

give us the japs already

>>74647173
11th inning my boy

>>74647173

Yeah.

>>74647125
>metric system
kill yourself

oh shit

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From earlier as we get closer to the start of the 11th.

Why always the refs ruins any sports? I mean, holy fuck.

>>74647180
despite whatever the japanese tell you

the jews do not fear the samurai

>>74647215
He was out you dumb faggot

>>74647215
please, he was out, can't even argue that.

>>74647199
It's more accurate man. Why would I kill myself for that? Maybe you should relax a little.

>>74647125
that's not average m8

>>74647226
>>74647238
>If the murricans say that then it's ok

despise that motherfucker

>>74647267
I think it is for paisas bro (people from Medellín)

>>74647267
to a serbian, i'm sure its huge, but to the rest of the world. its on the lower part of average

>>74647298
do you want to be ejected from this game?

>old man Dempster starting vs USA

USA wins lol

Alfaro please just hit another dinger

HERE WE GO

>Santana

>>74647298
No if you have eyes and understand how baseball works he was clearly out

Dubs and walk off

>>74647360
You're not my boss, not in this game.

THIS
FUCKING
GAME

FUCK
YOU
DOMINICANS

I was okay with last night's loss
But for fuck's sake don't make it so obvious you're throwing this game

>AC/DC
Fuck off and die MLB Network

>>74647463
Why would we throw this game? We don't wanna play yal again.

>>74647486
You get to eliminate us at home instead of in San Diego

>>74647446
reroll. i don't want cano or jose to have any happiness

>>74647465
Metallicafag detected

swinging for the fences

FUCK OFF WITH THE HORN ALREADY
GODDAMMIT I HATE SPICS

>>74647570
t. gramps who sleeps at baseball games

>>74646987
Me, of course.

>>74642123
Why aren't there any good Dominican pitchers?

1 MORE OUT TIL MEMEBALL

>>74647580
No I'm white which means I know how to act like a civilized adult

>>74647606
they're all retired. We're HR addicts now.

MEMEBALL IMMINENT

DR VICTORY INCOMING

MEMEBALL

Runners to start wtf

Time for memeball

it should have been bases loaded in the 9th after the hbp, damn it

>>74647642
>that flag
>we're
get out

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FREE MEEMBALL

>>74647670
This shit is only in the first round right?

Is this meme ball rule gonna be in the MLB???

WE MEMEING NOW

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HERE WE GO

>>74647687
I don't know how to change my flag.

>>74647695
Highly doubtful
It's good for a tournament like this

>>74647156
Esto, me han dejado sorprendido.

>>74647711
By going back to your shitty island

fuck c'mon first baseman you had that

>bunting
>ever

>>74647730
One day you're gonna be eating some boiled plantain and you're gonna forget to drink some water.

That red tank top tho

>This fucking horn blower

I worked a pro softball game last year where they have the same extra innings rule, and the same shit kept happening. Start with two on, lead off with a bunt, work a run across. Both teams scored one run each about three straight innings.

Manfred is such a piece of shit.

Colombia's finished now

>alfaro
wew

ITS OGRE

AMERICAN HERO
JOEY BATS
SAVED THE GAME
SCORED GO AHEAD RUN

IT'S OGRE

>Catcher dropped the ball

heh heh heh

GANAMOS

>>74647873
HELL YEAH DOMINIBRO

>>74647873
We blest

what a dick suck

>>74647873
Congratulations.

BTFO
T
F
O

gay

F

Good news is that if Colombia can by some miracle come back and win this, a US win tonight clinches first in the group

>fucking cuevas again

can venezuela just fuck off already

GG NO RE COKEHEADS

I thought Miami had Cubans, where are all of these Dominicans coming from?

dominicanswinlol

Vamos dominicana vamos carajos

Whelp, I can get back to cooking dinner.

WBC=DR always wins

>>74647960

the Dominican Republic

>>74647873
y que empiece la rumba

Mis respetos al equipo colombiano y la fanaticada colombiana

>MEMECHADO ABOUT TO COME REKT SOME SHIT TOO

HEY, LADS. ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?

Are there any great pitchers in this tournament?

>>74647944
Don't count on it

>>74647994
Quintana and Martinez are the best ones

>>74647994
unironically Andrew Miller

>We didnt care about this meme bore """""""""sport"""""""" either way

Real talk tho, hope to see some sort of growth regarding boreball here from now on, shit is confy as fuck

>>74648007
>>74648018
So no

>>74647994

Don Dons, a friend of Dons.

>>74648032
>implying Q isn't a top 10 pitcher

Dominibros, who's your favorite on this team?

>>74646497
He gets more RBIs
Therefore he is better

PR vs DR will be the finals

you better fucking clear that shit up. no way I am watching regular baseball if they put in that 11th inning gay shit

two incredible games today ruined by the extra inning rules

>>74648056
everyone

LOL @ the commissioner's office making the broadcasters clarify that they're not adopting the meme rule

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>>74647960
>not being dominican to the max

damn,

talk about demotivation. columbia fucked themselves over mentally

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Official thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIqvIA2jgtQ

Platano power coñazo!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

this is the score we all expected
but not in extra innings

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>>74648032
>implying quintana won't win the cy young this year

>thinking the "literally who's" would beat DR

>>74648099
Dude this entire tournament is a huge fucking meme.

>>74648139
this

Whos fags BTFO

>>74648136
this desu senpai baka at these thots that said DR finna lose lmao

9 and it's done
You won't go up
I hear the clap clap
Of Dominican people

Cuevas should probably just kill himself

fucking venezuelans

>>74648085
>>74648099
this

>>74648099
t. Unironically rooting for Israel to win

>>74648137
>Implying Quintana won't be on another team by the deadline

>>74648185
nah man fuck fake teams

I was rooting for Colombia because of based Q

Why are dominicunts such classless niggers?

>>74648168
rude desu

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>>74648167
>9

Can the mercy rule active at the middle of the inning or do we have to sit through three Colombians' spaghetti?

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wood brahs get at this dominican sloot?

Colombia would have really been a team to watch in the 2nd round also with Q and Teheran with an increased pitch limit

>>74648112
>yfw Tensnake actually made it
He was a cool lad, I'm happy for him

>>74648230
THICC

>>74648230
needs more thicc

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>>74648206

Because you touch yourself at night ;)

>>74647627
>nofunallowed.txt
This is why you are going extinct.

>>74648246
howso? I vaguely remember something about him dj'ing but I don't remember much after that.

>>74648273
You guys are up by 10 runs, stop dancing.

Reminder that only insignificant island shitholes care about this meme tournament.

Would this DR team win a World Series?

>>74648341
Wouldn't win any division because of shit pitching.

Well, let's go rape Ryan Dumpsterfire and move on.

Murica, fuck yeah.

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>>74648127

>>74648341

Yes if they started with bases loaded at every ups/

>>74648206
Americans are so fucked they treat sports like work.

If baseball wasn't so "gentlemanly" more people would watch it.

> Italy v PR is next
> game is already in the bottom of the 5th

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>>74648283

>>74648341
Yes

>>74648378
t. Tito Alberto Ramirez Gonzalez Sosa

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>>74648337

Glorious salt for my fried plantains.

>>74648407
t. Delta Gamma girl who sits on phone all game

>>74648337
>t. Bob Billy Dan
you cared enough to monitor it and post in a thread about it

#platanopower woooojooo

IT'S OVER.

Woah....
Are Dominicans an even more powerful race than Filipinos now?

pretty much confirmed that Colombia won't be last in the group at least, so they'll be back.

Unless Canada beats the US 1-0 in like 12 innings

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>>74648337
>w-we never cared in the first place, i-i am dead serious,
Hahahah cry me a river.

>The wbc is better than the World Series

Apologize

IF THE JEWS DON'T WIN

WE ALL JUMP IN

OY VEY

>>74648341
WBC= countries(including US an Canada) go with their best player.
WS= US and Canada teams go with their best players.

You be the guess.

>>74648688

Fuck dat instituto "english" breh, step it up.

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>>74648392

>>74648688
no lmao most of the best players in baseball are in spring training not playing in this tournament

As glad as I am we won, I have to agree that this 11th inning rule is kinda dumb. It almost makes it feel like it wasn't a legitimate win.

>>74648688
It's a shame Kershaw, Trout and Bryant didn't make the team lmao

>>74648863
Don't worry dominibro, even without that dumb rule we had made it.

#PlatanoPower

>>74648817
>>74648913
But the fact still remains, that a team full of MLB superstars like our, would beat most MLB teams, since not every player in an average MLB team is a superstar.

Who won?