Deportivo de la coruña-barcelona game thread

Visca Barça!

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>literally who vs Barcelona

Nerman where?

>>74641240
>still here after getting BTFO on wednesday

>>74641240
but Luque was so fucking good for like 2 seasons.

LET'S GO BARCA

>>74641152
no andone
no sidney
no Emre Colak

otro pasillo al putobarsa

>>André Gomes

depor can do this

>>74641509
Literally nothing wrong with Andre

Who /REAL MADRID/ here?

>fcb:Ter Stegen; Mascherano, Piqué, Jordi Alba; Sergi Roberto, Busquets, André Gomes, Messi; Denis, Suárez y Arda.
>Andre Gomes
we can all relax, they'll win today

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>>74641530

Depor already controlling the match, Barça has NO midfield

problem is, how long will this last

Deportivo already better than P$G

>>74641631
Those team are always lacking a good striker, they will score one meme goal at best.

Messi:
Touches: 4
Dispossed: 4

He's having a good match, to his standards

>Andre Gomes

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>I start with Andre Gomes

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>>74641152
>literally who
>he doesn't know about the superdepor
>he doesn't rate the Royal Sporting Club of La Coruña

You now remember elcancer who doesn't even play against literally whos

>>74641772
>Desperately need goals against PSG
>Bring on gomes and S Roberto

Okay the last one worked but he just feel pretty shit

Its pathetic how crowds in Spain scream refball even when there has not been any problem.
This cult of vitimism has to stop. Like your team gets a yellow and you already say refball, it's fucking pathetic

>>74641884
Ok, Jordi.

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>I rate André Gomes

He's worth about 12m tops.

About 1/4th of what Barça will pay for him

kek

Didn't know you had hailstones in Spain

stream someone ?

>>74641884
it was refball you retard. 5 minutes before the same two players got involved in the same situation but with reversed roles, didn't show yellow.

the name is having a different standard

>suarez

>>74641941
Its not, crowds want their team to get refballed so they can cry about it
Its female/cuck behaviour, a cult of victimism

>>74641901
Roger

>>74641993
Ok, Andreu.

>>74641924
>I'm from 2004 and that's how I think the market works these days
>>74641993
t. retard

>>74641941
Do they rate Andre gomes in Portugal?

>psg conceded 6 goals from this team
kek

>commentator speaking with his mouth full
I fucking hate Americans so much

Bona tarda

I was in Camp Nou last wednesday lads. It's the best thing I ever witnessed. I hugged with strangers in the stands and also with my friend. He also k-kissed my while we were celebrating. I will never forget that night.

>>74641884
It's for the purpose of intimidating the referee. And Spanish referees do seem to succumb to that pressure easier than in EPL.

>gomes

Halal doing everything they can to choke this title but Barça just won't have it

>>74642067
sounds a bit gay 2bh

>>74642067
post pics of you are boipucci

>thinking they can win without neymar

>>74642027
they rate him the same as everywhere else.
30-35M young centre midfielder with good technique, tactical awareness and workrate

>messi tells luis enrique how to do the formation and the players
>they beat atletico and psg
>luis enrique does his own thing
>lose to psg first leg and struggling against literally who deportivo

>roberto

>>74642144
isn't the world simple for america?

>>74642067
Visca Catalunya

>>74642022
Watch more matches and you will see

>throwing 55m on Gomes when you could have Nainggolan and change

>>74642170
t.alberto barbosa

>>74642144
Will Messi extend Enrique's contract after PSG? Looked happy with him after the game.

>>74642199
>spain is different because I say so
you're a simpleton. stop posting in my board

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>Neymar saves your future managerial career
>drop him

hi where are the goals

GOOOL DEPOR

>>74642259
Right here in my ass :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>74642248
Afaik Nerman is feigning a small injury because yesterday was his sister's birthday.

3rd year in a row he misses a match on/around the 11th of march

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>barcelona letting the title slip

>>74642259
this is not UEFA organized match. they get help from the league, but not blatantly

>Kek Stegen
Classic

AHAHAH TFW MADRID FAN RITE NOW

>>74642241
Stop being in my peninsula, go back to angola

>EPL reject tearing Satanlona apart

really makes you think huh

This is what happens when you start André Gomes.

He wasn't even top 5 at Valencia last season, kek

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>leave Deportivo to me

>the state of P$G

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I can see an incoming penalty.

>revive in Champions
>choke at Liga
Lmao at Barcelona.

>Enrique makes the only good decision in his time at Barca on Wednesday - bringing on Roberto
>back to being shit today

>playing summer flops gomes and d Suarez in the same game
>Dropping your only good forward neymar

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>>74642317
>initiate plan B

Gomes is a travesty.

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>Ter Stegen is the best GK in the world

>>74642377
Hes hot though

>>74642371
>this game is boring
>my ass hurts
>which flop should I buy this summer
>fuck its alena emailing me again about his playtime
>wonder if zidane has read my text about joining me in crossfit

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>no neymar
>no party

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friendly reminder the GOAT would have a hattrick by now

>>74641240
>literally who?

Say the frigging boliviANO.

How come we can trash PSG but not these relegation literally whos

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>tfw Barca and Liverpool are losing at the same time and you don't know which match to watch

>>74642650
>what is playing with your bench players

>>74642650
>we
what part of catalunia are you from ahmed

>>74642650
GOOOL RATMAN

RATKING

>>74642683
>being this autistic over something so minor
>being a literal morrocan

lmao

RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING

>doubting lucho

>>74642705
>being so buthurtt fro moroccans stealing your women/money/jobs/lives that you reply to a moroccan using a well known meme on /sp/
wew lad

Webms please

>>74642750
The only thing that morrocans are stealing is my welfare money.

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>tfw don't know who I want to fuck more, sergi or his jewess

>>74642778
yeah my friend lives in there off welfare money+ he works undocumented
also refball

Messi? More like MISSIng LMAO

Didn't realize Turan playing

>taking off turan but not Denis Suarez

Neymar is playing better than Messi tbqh.

>>74642812
PAMBTOMAQUETED

>>74642883
>>74642922
GREAT banter

>Iniesta and Rocketic for Turan and Gomes

Barça late-winner confirmed I guess

Post the roast

>>74642935
Im the king of Banter

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>using Messi as a CAM
>starting Gomes

>>74642960
No.

>The state of Barça midfield without Nerman
JUST

>depor have had twice as many shots on target

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>>74642988
>put Messi on the right-side
>he proceeds to play as CAM

wtf Lucho has no option

>>74642995
without Messi you mean

>>74642960
I don't have an image, but this will do:

>"I could not help feeling that they were evil things - mountains of madness whose farther slopes looked out over some accursed ultimate abyss. That seething, half-luminous cloud background held ineffable suggestions of a vague, ethereal beyondness far more than terrestrially spatial, and gave appalling reminders of the utter remoteness, separateness, desolation, and aeon-long death of this untrodden and unfathomed austral world."

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>tfw Neymar is not there to take on 3 or 4 players and then pass it to Messi

>>74643029
Sounds tasty

DESPACITO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOq9Xqk2krE

Based Messi giving other players a chance to shine by not performing

>>74643108
>tfw too smart to score

Uefalona could definitely use another 1x1 specialist like Douglas Costa or Dembele to play on the right side

GOOOL DEPOR

HAHAAHHAAHA

Pepe Mel owns tbqh

>>74643139
Or maybe a whistle specialist like Tom Henning or Deniz Aytekin

HELP WE'RE CHOKING

how is this even possible?

>The absolute state Farca set-piece defending

DEPOR DEPOR DEPOR DEPOR DEPOR DEPOR DEPOR DEPOR ahahhahahaa

>Manlets in charge of clearing corners

it's Gomes fault

>Barca in charge of defending set peices

Luis Enrique is a fucking moron.

CULLOOOOOONS

that wasn't even a corner desu

>there are people who unironically dont rate neymar

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>FARCA

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>thinking a comeback against the arabian frogs means they'll win the league or CL this season
heh

Why isn't messi playing?????

>A-Alcacer pls save us!

LOL

>>74643213
This
Refball

>Gael Kakuta still exists

>Losing
>Only striker is Alcancer
JEJ

من منكم هنا /حلال/ مثلي أنا

So why is Neymar not in the squad?
serious

They partied too hard after beating P$G

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>>74643261
منكم هنا /حلال/ أنا

>>74643264
Injured.

is mesi retarded?

>>74643264
Hangover

What Enrique has done to Barcelona's midfield should be a criminal offence tbqh.

>>74643261
>>74643274
何言ってんだこいつら

So why is Messi not in the squad?
serious

WHAT A SAVE WE ARE GONNA DO IT

HALA MADRID

RAT KING NO

FUCK

>suarez offside again

>implying Real Madrid can beat Betis de Sevilla

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>>74643264
Deemed not needed for this trip.

>>74643301
نريد أن نقول أننا /حلال/ و الموت للبارصا

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>>74643305
>we

I'M NUCLEAR

>It's not even 90' yet

Barca can still do it easily

>cuckota

>torres

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>>74643355
حلال/ سوف تفقد ضد ريال بيتيس/

Let's meme the referee like the other day
Penalty, now!
Uefalona!
Praise kek

>>74643264
he is busy banging his sister? really it's her birthday and last season he also was """""injuried""". Coincidence?

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>>74643382
there's no neymar to dive for a penalty in the last minute

>>74643418
A penalty will be given and Messi will miss it.

NO REF TO SAVE YOU NOW BARCA LMAO

apologize to umtiti

>>74643440
Is that a young Tom Hanks in the middle?

>>74643425
Actually, yes. Incest is a usual thing in huelands.

Lads I think we chatted too much shit after he PSG win...

Strange no penalty yet

>>74643492
I'm afraid so

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>>74643492
Im not your lad bitch

>Nobody help Iniesta at midfield
lmao

>>74643492
To be fair they didn't even play that well against PSG

Uh oh.

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

REFBALL

>messi

REF BALL, RAT KING FUCK OFF

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>+90
>losing

Activate the refball

Goal Messi

JUST

Is Messi drunk?

>Missi
Classic

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where is he?

CR7 would've scored that desuhonest

>Messing

IT'S ALL OGRE

DUDE JUST PASS THE BALL

>messhit

I thought the PSG first leg was the worst I've seen Messi play but today was worse.

He seems to be devoid of all intensity.

>Depor counter attack
Embarrassing

get cucked barka fags
hahahahahahahah

DEPORted

the level of delusion of the sky sports commentators, just to avoid facing reality, that barça is shit this season and only beat PSG because of refball:
>spanish teams are more prepared to deal with barcelona than PSG

kek, when they faced them on equal terms PSG beat them 4-0

;_;

>>74641240
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

FUCK OFF BARCELONAAA!!! ;D:D

Fuck that bunch of shitheads at Barça. Gawd I love seeing those fuckers lose.

>MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM >MEESIFAGS ACTUALLY THOUGHT BARCA WERE A GOOD TEAM

>>74643659
>6 goals because refball
Portuguese intelectuals

>When the referee is not on your side

GET REKT UEFALONA

>>74643696
4*

Not gonna lie, former Barça supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Messi crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get his Sprite ordered.

>>74643519
Rude!

>>74643718
>former Barça supporter

What team are you bandwagoning now?

VAMOS SUPER DEPOR

>>74643755
PSG

>Spanish relegation team can do this

PSG and the arabs should be ashamed

>>74643696
4, the other 2 were """gifts""" from PSG defenders.

you're in for a rude awakening, m8 if you think they've played well this season.

>>74643755
it's a meme you dip

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No aytekin, no goodies

Did Messi get a new contract? Might be the reason he's shit.

why can't they just win 6-1?

>>74643786
he's spaniard, give him a break

>>74643844
>poortugal

>barca without neymar, and refs

pfffttttttttttttttt

>>74643853
back. now.

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>>74643883
I WANT MY BREADS, MANOEL!

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>you now realize neymar is Barcas best player
also, time to take Iniesta behind the shed

>>74643659
The refball of last Wednesday was astonishing, but let's face it, Mémery and the team deserved it. You don't concede 6 (six) goals, including three in the last 5 minutes, by refball only.

>>74643930
I dont think Neymar would make a difference. Iniesta is the one and always has been. He won with Spain and with Barcelona. Barcelona starts to struggle in the season he's not fit (begins preparing moving on).

They're so fucked because not matter what they do there's not another Iniesta. It will take them years to recover

>>74644168
kek, he's not in fit for at least for three years, m8. he was good in the treble season because he had xavi to sub him every game.

>>74644144
it wasn't just refball, PSG players (Marquinhos, Verrati, Aurier and the GK) clearly helped

It's OK Madrid always loses at Depor too