APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

Why the fuck doesn't he just marry a girl? Why always surrogate mothers? He must be a gay right

>too gay to impregnate a woman with his dick

shocking

>>74638381
he doesn't want to touch a woman

>>74638381

why marry someone who will divorce you and take your shit when you can just pay someone for what you want to get anyway

>>74638414
So you're fucking children have a mother and not just their grandma as a nanny who will die before they come of age. Also he can just sign a pre-nup and they won't get shit. If you think all these surrogate mothers are because of Cristiano's aversion to marriage I'm sure you're mistaken. This has to be the biggest gay red flag of them all.

>>74638414
Fucking this.
>getting married while being rich and famous
Literally one of the dumbest things you can do

>>74638421
Your* fuck

>>74638295
why does he reproduce like that?

>>74638451
Homosexuality senpai. The reason CR7 is the best footballer in the world is his deep shame for the cock which manifests itself as intense training and attention on being the best footballer around. A lot of Green Berets, SAS and other special forces people are the same, most come out ànd become women when they leave the armed forces. CR7 will do the same

>>74638295
Will it yet again be an African-American mother?

Or maybe some variety this time and go for an Asian?

>>74638414
He is gay.

But he can't reveal it because he make a lot of money in the middle-east

>surrogate

>>74638475
It will be a middle eastern woman, to make his arab fans happy

>>74638470
I dont think he's gay.. he strikes me more as a someone not interested in sex.

the thing to understand here is gayish pictures of him dont show up on the magazines for no reason: someone from his marketing team thinks the way to go is that we think like that or at least be confused. the same reason they get him "gfs" to be in public with

>>74638421
His kids will be fucked up regardless. The guy is a lunatic.

>surrogate
How about actually having a mother for your kids? Two dads just isn't the same.

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>>74638512

>I dont think he's gay

Joao pls...

It's because he's embarrassed at his micro dick. Not even joking. He literally has a micro dick and is afraid of women exposing him.

why doesnt he have kids with his gf

>>74638527
all hatred aside, but cris is an egoistic manchild and there's nothing groundbreaking about it. he just doesn't really care that for his kids not having a mother - like all kids does - will be a huge problem at some point no matter how much money he'll spend on em.

>>74638421
>>74638381
Because maybe he doesn't trust them, he knows they just want his money.

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>>74638549
You might be on to something.

>>74638421
pre-nup's are worthless

but yeah he's a flaming homo
>>74638549
plausible

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>still hating on CR7

>>74638295
Some kind of butt surrogate?

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>>74638512
>tfw too smart for sex

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>>74638512

>This is not considered gay in Portugal.

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>>74638295
>apologize to a wealthy, successful, homosexual, international superstar who.s artificially inseminated, hormone laden, surrogate mother is conceiving as scheduled
explain why?

>>74638570

why would it be gay? if you get homosexual feelings from that picture that's on you atze

He's not gay he's asexual

>>74638565
right?

getting tired of educating speefags..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

>>74638584
>asexual
>yet metrosexual
you can't be serious

what's it called when you only want to have sex with yourself? cos that's what he is.

>>74638637
narcissism, you fucking imbecile

how can one man be so based?

for the mathematically challenged, 1 wife ~ 1 child / 9 months

surrogates scales infinitely. If you are rich af, you should leave behind 10-20 offspring to continue your legacy. If you don't you are stupid and just lucked into money

>2040
>Halal starting 11
>Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo ...

>>74638642
i know what narcissistic means you spastic, was looking for a _sexual kind of word. narcissexual or something.

>>74638659
Autosexuality

>>74638652
>11 Ronaldos on one team

Literally every 5 seconds you would hear TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>tfw the USMNT will have LW Ronaldo, ST Ronaldo, RW Ronaldo for 2040 World Cup

>>74638295

So that's a season ending pregnancy, right?

>>74638295
why his son is a nigger?

>>74638659
then why didn't you say you were looking for a word with "sexual" as suffix, you fucking retard

>>74638678
I guess Ronaldo decided that his mother had the best genes out of all possible mates. Ronaldo is more intelligent than he looks, im sure he is very redpilled on women.

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>>74638637
worm faggot

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>>74638662
>>74638659

AutosexTSUality

>>74638389
this is the actual reason

he's grossed out by women and prefers to send his sperm per mail

i really hope he chose a white mother this time

>>74638696
>german humor
Okay I still chuckled though

>>74638703
But he's whitish and trying to breed super athletes so going darker is a better bet

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>>74638696

Not gonna lie, former asexual here. This is fucking hillarious, watching all of you crash and burn. But in all seriousness, you can't let me get to some piece of ass

>>74638559
This statue looks more like David Beckham then him

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>>74638720
>former asexual

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>>74638665
>>74638672
>CR1: PASS ME I'M OPEN!
>CR2: TSUUU!!! [shoots from 40 meters and misses it]
>CR1: O que há de errado com você puta?! TSUUU!!!
>CR2: TSUUUUU!!!
>CR3 : TSUUUUUUUU!!!
>CR4 : TSUUUUUUUUU!!!/
>CR5: I DON'T WANT TO BE A GOALIE IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY STRIKER TSUUU!
>CR6 : TSUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
>Isco: this team is retarded...

>>74638295
Ronaldo is redpilled on this matter.

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>>74638746
>yfw Messi Jr still top scorer

>>74638747
POO

>>74638746
Perez would then sell Isco

>>74638746
Imagine the fight when they get a penalty and all of them want to take it.

>>74638414
the shit taking part is not a thing anymore
there are contracts to avoid it in advance
>>74638475
it will be a Portuguese woman again

>>74638549
wouldn't people in that situation find a stable gf/wife and stick with her? If his only issue is a micro dick then he's much better off with monogamy than the shit he's benn pulling.

>>74638580
Would you like to feel his cock in your ass to prove otherwise?

>>74638770
bro, we're talking like REALLY small, I would know about small, just look at my flag.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrrogate

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>Madam, we know you are the surrogate mother for Ronaldo, and we have some news for you
>oh yeah... what?
>well, you know how you wanted a natural vaginal birth?
>yes
>well, we've discussed this with Cristiano and he does not want it. He does not want his children tainted by the touch of a vagina. He feels that their first words should be 'CR7'. He feels that their first steps should be followed quickly by their first dive. And he feels the first genitals they feel should belong to CR7.
>well... what does he want me to do? A C-Section? Won't that leave a scar?
>Well that isn't quite what he wants Madam. He feels that his children will have incredible vision. They will be able to visualise the chance to fall over in the box when they are still on the centre circle. He believes this vision will make them able to identify any woman with a belly scar and doesn't want to risk them knowing who you are, as this could diminish their worship of him.
>then how will I give birth?
>Mr Ronaldo has agreed to pay for a new type of groundbreaking birthing technique. For this technique the entire hospital staff will dress as FIFA delegates, and you will wear a Cristiano Ronaldo face mask. When you go into labour the entire medical team will stand and state 'The Prenatal B'alondor goes to..... CR7 Jr!'. At this point you will stand at the front of the room and loudly scream in celebration, causing the child to fall from your mouth onto the floor at which point the baby will roll around clutching its face.
>are you sure it will work?
>Yes. You will be the first woman ever to have a TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Section

>tsu section
>tsurrogate
>human growth tsumones
>mother is from tsUSA

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>>74638841
i kek'ed

>>74638841
>at which point the baby will roll around clutching its face.
Well played

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>>74638841
>>Yes. You will be the first woman ever to have a TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Section

>>74638841
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>74638295
He's a paedophile

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https://www.vice.com/en_se/article/real-madrid-football-youth-academy-876

>Home sickness was a problem for everyone, we missed our families and friends. But worst of all was the late night visits from one of the star players of the senior team. It's a little known problem in football, but it absolutely happens. He was indiscriminate in who he preyed upon. We would hear him prowling the corridors late at night. I thankfully never had a personal experience with him, but his presence affected all of the boys. No one slept on the nights he visited. We would all lie awake with anxiety. When we heard a muffled "TSUUUU" reverberate around the walls, we'd know that he was done for the night. None of the boys ever spoke about it in the mornings after. I think he liked us because we were weaker than him without the means to fight back. Just like Osasuna and Eibar.

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>>74639023
>I think he liked us because we were weaker than him without the means to fight back. Just like Osasuna and Eibar.

>>74638512
Maybe he is selfsexual

>>74638972
So just a regular gay dude.

>>74638559
I recognize that bulge!

>>74638414
Because there is something called "love"

>>74638841
Lmfao can someone explain this TSUUUUU meme to me?

>>74639460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8

>>74638381
He's actually using advanced technology to clone himself

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>american mother
last time it was a spic, is he going black this time?

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>>74638295
>not using a much more actual pic

His nearest and dearest, Daily Mail.

>>74638682
because that should've been obvious from the start

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>>74638972

>>74639678
>tfw I made this

Haven't seen it in ages desu

Having a mother is not near as important as having a good father figure. Especially in this age.

>>74639499
>in 20 odd years there will be 2 prime Ronaldos

Heaven.

>>74639688
no you didn't

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>>74638295

>>74639739
No, no, don't post it. Please God noooooooo.

>>74638841
top laff

>>74639467
It is even more autistic then I remember.

>>74638841
At least you tried.

>>74639702
It's important to have both.

It's selfish.

>>74638295
interesting situation: spanish law changed after he bought his first kid, it is now illegal to buy surrogate kids in foreign countries and bring them to spain

I wonder if anything will happen legaly speaking

>>74639702
t. nigger without a dad

>>74639907
He's leaving Madrid at the end of this season, that's why.

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Someone just stop this fucking pedo already.

>>74639678
Is that Odegaard?

>>74640117
this is your hero

Nothing dispels gay rumors faster than using a surrogate for children

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>>74640134

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>>74639907
>post yfw it turns out CR7 hired his own sister as a surrogate mother to dodge the law

He must be gay, there's no real excuse for this.

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I am incredibly confused

Aren't surrogate mothers used when the person you want to have a child with isn't capable of giving birth? How can there be a surrogate mother if there's no real mother to begin with?

Someone please explain in detail what the fuck this headline means

>>74638637
a wanker?

>>74638421
>prenup
>2017
Kek

>>74640312
>How can there be a surrogate mother if there's no real mother to begin with?
because ronaldo wants to have a real life collection of dolls and his first one has grown too old already

>>74640312
or when you are as gay as the day is long

For the people who are saying he's doing it because he doesn't trust women and wants full control, please give other examples of this?

Every person I've ever heard of doing this, did so because they were gay or their partner couldn't give birth.

>>74639907
Probably has his Surrogate in Spain at the moment, at least for the birth

>>74638637
TSUsexual.

>>74640579
Extraordinarily rich people have surrogates all the time, for many reasons like you listed

Whether its because they can't have the child themselves, or because they are gay, or because they want children but don't want to be married to someone (the latter being the rarest).

The other most famous example of a surrogate would be Khloe Kardashian who is going to have a surrogate for her child despite not being married to anyone

Like yeah its weird, but its not completely unheard of, especially from people with means

>>74640609
it's illegal in spain, that's why it's illegal to bring them from foreign countries too

>>74640312
He's gay but wants kids that are biologically his.

>>74640635
>it's illegal in spain

What is, having a surrogate? I really find it hard to believe there is a caveat in Spanish law forbidding surrogates from entering the country

His surrogate could easily be from Spain as well, we don't know

You'd have to be a fucking moron to think he's not gay.

>>74640635
>>74640652
Looked into it, you're right, it is "illegal" in Spain but he could still have a surrogate with a woman from a country where it is legal (the United States) as he has already done.

Because she would be a foreign national, laws of surrogacy don't apply to her in Spain since they would be a "foreign couple".

Lel, based Ronnie rigging the system.

>The national laws of both parents will determine if surrogacy is a viable option. If the parents are nationals of different countries, it is difficult to foretell if surrogacy is possible from a legal point of view. However a lawyer specialised in international family law should always be consulted.

>>74640652
>What is, having a surrogate?
yes, it's illegal in spain and women get detained for it

so people would go do it foreign countries and bring the kids back once born but in ~2010 the law declared that was illegal too

>>74640724
>Looked into it
lmao hope you're not a lawyer

it's illegal and the law is clear about it

>>74638475
too bad it wasn't serena williams or someone athletic and successful

>>74638516
>No son that underwear isn't right enough. Try these.
>Dad.... Why don't I have a mom?
>I won the ballon d'or before Messi
>W-w-what?
>Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBGNwUht20

He seems like a great father.

>>74640745
He could still have a child abroad and bring it back, its a legal grey area in Spanish law still

Regardless his father owns EU citizenship so even if she gave birth in the US he could easily bring his child over the pond without any issue

Now, whether the Spanish consulate would issue a passport to said child is another story, but he could get one easily over the next decade of growing up in Spain

>>74640769
You can google the law, its grey area for foreign nationals because Spanish surrogacy law only applies on Spanish soil, not abroad

>>74638295
pics of surrogate?

>>74638295
Do you guys think the TSU'd when he came inside that plastic cup?

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>>74640817

>>74640803
>its grey area for foreign nationals
lmao stop making shit up, foreign nationals have to abide by spanish laws while in spain just like foreigners have to abide by usa law while there

there's no gray area: surrogate mothers are illegal in spain and it's also illegal to hire them abroad and bring the kid back once it's born. The law has made it clear

if he wants that kid to have spanish nationality he'll have to abide by spanish law or face any legal consequences, no gray areas there

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>>74640914
>lmao stop making shit up, foreign nationals have to abide by spanish laws while in spain just like foreigners have to abide by usa law while there

Excuse me? Read the law.

>In this case Spanish law is not applicable to foreign resident couples. The national laws of both parents will determine if surrogacy is a viable option. If the parents are nationals of different countries, it is difficult to foretell if surrogacy is possible from a legal point of view. However a lawyer specialised in international family law should always be consulted.

Ronaldo isn't Spanish, he is Portuguese, his surrogate is probably American, they could have their child abroad and the mother could never set foot on Spanish soil.

Theres no way the Spanish government could prove without a reasonable doubt that Ronaldo used a surrogate without knowing who the mother is.

And yes, you can bring the child if you're a foreign national because the Spanish government will never be able to prove whether you're a surrogate or not.

And no, surrogacy laws do NOT apply when you're in another country.

Ronaldo has the means to contest this in court, and the Spanish judicial system will never be able to prove the child was born from a surrogate especially if she was a foreigner and the kid was born in a place like the UK.

All the kid needs is a EU passport and he is in.

The very worst that could happen to Ronaldo is a monetary fine (lmao).

Google the law, its the definition of grey area for foreign nationals since there is no precedent.

>>74638428
this

ronaldo is a trendsetter

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>>74638421
>pre-nup and they won't get shit
They mother gets the custody 90% of the time and the kids have to live in the "family residence" so the whore will hijack your house until your kids grow up and then if she affiliates with some feminist associations and lawyers she may get even get the property.And obviously a pension for 20 years

>>74640979
>it is difficult to foretell
>a lawyer specialised in international family law should always be consulted
lmao do you even read what you paste? this shit article even admits they don't have a clue

facts:
>ronaldo has been living and working in spain for the last 7? years
>he already had a surrogate kid, which is now living in spain, before the law cleared up the situation of hiring surrogate mothers abroad and bringing the kid back once born
>recently (~2010) the law determined the practice of hiring surrogates abroad and bringing only the kid once born was illegal
therefore, ronaldo's plan is illegal

>surrogacy laws do NOT apply when you're in another country
lmao of course not mongoloid, the law applies when the kid is brought back to spain, exactly the situation described as illegal by the law and the same situation ronaldo would find himself in

>>74641093
> this shit article even admits they don't have a clue

What is grey area?

>therefore, ronaldo's plan is illegal

Wrong, prove the child was born via surrogate. Hint: there is no way you can if the child was born abroad and you don't know who the mother is.

>the law applies when the kid is brought back to spain, exactly the situation described as illegal by the law and the same situation ronaldo would find himself in

Based on what? The Spanish government will never be able to prove the child was born via surrogate and not out-of-wedlock.

Its a legal grey area for foreign nationals, even if the child doesn't get Spanish citizenship who cares, he can still bring him in country if the child has a passport.

>In this case Spanish law is not applicable to foreign resident couples. The national laws of both parents will determine if surrogacy is a viable option. If the parents are nationals of different countries, it is difficult to foretell if surrogacy is possible from a legal point of view. However a lawyer specialised in international family law should always be consulted.

Legal grey area, aka Ronaldo could EASILY bring the child back with little to no issue since the Spanish government will never be able to prove it was born via surrogate and not with a Spanish national.

>>74638295
Who is that chick in the picture?

>>74640312
He lacks the maturity to bond with a woman and have a meaningful relationship which produces children, but is arrogant enough to think he has a right to have kids so pays some girl to carry his children for 9 months then sever all ties with that child.

He's a piece of shit really. Everything that is wrong with the liberal West.

>>74641093
>lmao do you even read what you paste?

Did you?

>If the parents are nationals of different countries, it is difficult to foretell if surrogacy is possible from a legal point of view.
>If the parents are nationals of different countries
>different countries

Also:
>In this case Spanish law is not applicable to foreign resident couples.
>not applicable to foreign resident couples.

Ronaldo can have a surrogate abroad no problemo.

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>it's a "2 autists take something seriously" episode
stop ruining the threads you asses

ronaldo is unironically redpilled

goes out and parties can sleep with anyone he wants

no chance of a woman taking his shekels in divorce or alimony shit

can have as many kids as he likes and can raise them as he pleases

>>74640312

He just wants to have kids without fucking a woman, nothing gay about it, he just doesn't like sex

>>74641207
this

>>74641093
>be Portuguese
>hire American surrogate mother
>have baby
>take it to Spain
>???

Who's going to stop him? How are they going to prove he did it? If the kid holds Portuguese nationality I don't see why would they fuck with Tsu.

Worst case scenario he leaves Madrid and a) goes back to United b) joins PSG or c) goes to the MLS/CSL.

>>74641207
this. when even sports figures and actors (see dicaprio) are opting out, you know you have a problem.

>>74641223
They can't, the law specifically states surrogacy laws do not apply to foreign nationals

If Ronaldo's surrogate was from the US or the UK he would have 0 issues bringing it back to Spain, whether that kid would get Spanish citizenship is another discussion but the Spanish government will never be able to prove the child was born via surrogate

I'm assuming he'll have the kid in the UK so the child gets an EU passport unless Portugal will issue the kid one in the US from the consulate

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>>74641207

I always thought you /pol/ fuckers were standing for things like traditional family values. Instead you cheer for this raging faggot to unironically buy himself some children.

>>74638381
some guys were just never meant to get married.
>>74638537
looks 100% hetero imo.

>>74641139

his "girlfriend"

>>74641264
Marriage is a scam, everyone with a brain and money knows this

You do not need to be married in this day in age, especially if you have money

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>>74641289
>Marriage is a scam

>>74638527
>>74638451
He deeply distrusts women and thinks they just want him for his money. He avoids JUSTing better than he avoids defenders on the field.

>>74641313
Ironic you post that since the Jews ARE the ones who want marriage

>>74638637
wizard?

>>74641264
im not pol kek. its his cum he can do whatever he wants with it.

pol wants slavery back so i dont see how this would be a problem for them.

i dont see how this is a problem for anyone. just because some people want to be married doesnt mean everyone has to. 50 percent of marriages fail, why risk your millions when you dont have to and can fuck whoever you like

>>74641340
Nothing ironic about it at all you fat edgy Kike cunt

ITT people jealous of penaldos life

Marriage is a meme in 2017 desu. whats the point unless you want kids and cant get them any other way. living together with the same person for 50 years will drive anyone insane

>>74641264
all white people should use poor shitskin to breed pure european fertilized eggs
that way your wife doesn't suffer and the nigs don't breed

>>74641362
>Nothing ironic about it at all

Lol? Marriage is the definition of a social construct established by people like the Jews and Globalists so the system can control you

There is literally 0 reason in 2017 to be married if you have economic means

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>>74641289

Nigga he is BUYING himself children. This kid will never get to know his mother because of this narcissistic gaylord, this just can't be healthy.This is disgusting.

>>74641407
>This kid will never get to know his mother because of this narcissistic gaylord

Lmao who cares, he will have a million aunts/grandmas/maids in his life to replace his mother

Not to mention a world class education/upbringing, he'll be fine

>>74638720
Great post. yes

>>74641407
So he has one problem, no mother. plenty of people have no mother, and im sure many would trade having a mother for being born into a millionaire family with everyone weighing on you hand and foot. if fucking ronaldos son has room to moan so does every other kid

>>74641349
there's no argument against marriage being made, the argument is against him choosing a method of insemination that is typically reserved for people who struggle to have children.

he's purposely avoiding sex

>>74641439

are you a negro?

>>74638755
Stop being racist Hans

>>74641495
No?

>>74641493
he can have sex whenever. hes avoiding baby making sex, which might be fun for 30 minutes but its not worth the hassle the mother will cause him for the rest of his life. how many rich men have been fucked over by that shit.

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>>74641401
>Lol? Marriage is the definition of a social construct established by people like the Jews and Globalists so the system can control you
Fucking state of this Kike

>>74641495
He's a Jew who any cares about money.

>>74641546
>Fucking state of this Kike

??? Jews want marriage though, especially interracial marriage

Literal newfag itt

>His child weren't conceived by performing consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Disgusting.

>>74641560
Why do you keep repeating the same brain dead nonsense, you Kike piece of shit?

>>74641564
I love Espana

>>74641589
Because you offer nothing and just call me a kike (the irony) when you don't even know what you're talking about

The Jews use marriage as a system for white genocide, but you're a newfag so you don't know anything you just spout buzzwords

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>>74641612
>The Jews use marriage as a system for white genocide

>>74641675
>look at this interracial couple they are so perfect!
>lets import more non-whites and have beautiful mixed race children

Literal newfag itt lmao, you're probably one of those mixed Brits as well with a black dad and a white mum

>>74641694
You're a Kike. GTFO, you deranged malnourished cunt.

>>74641707
>You're a Kike

Repeating the same word you don't know the meaning of, guess I exposed you as another mongrel mixed race product of the Zionist construct of marriage, kek

Stay btfo

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A kid who doesn't (and isn't allowed to, at least until he turns 18) know his mother, who's being raised by an assortment of aunts and uncles (all of them are in the second/third marriage and usually have 6 months relationships), vapid whores "dating" his father, constant daddy male "friends" around the house...

do you really think "world class" education, tutors, whatever will work with this kid?

all the wealth can't replace the nurturing care of a father and a mother

>>74640914
>if he wants that kid to have spanish nationality

He obviously doesn't.

Problem solved.

>>74641694
>implying being an oldfag means being a /pol/tard
>implying it's just an inside joke newfags don't get

Back to >>>/pol/, newfag

>>74641813
I've been here since /news/front almost a decade ago before all you redditors flooded this website

>>74641707
>tfw i thought autism on 4chan was a meme
>then i saw your posts

>>74641741
>this mad fucking kike

Yeezus

>>74642013
>mixed race brit sperging out

kek

>>74641813
>implying kike's make any sense on 4chan

>>74641813
Fuck you commie

is there a board on 4chan that /pol/ have not infested? even /po/ has threads about crafting paper swastikas

/sp/ we can not allow this predator to get these children. We must do everything we can to stop it

>>74642305
What does your bull sperm taste like?

>>74642305
No. I blame moot, /news/ and /pol/ were a mistake. All the stormfaggots and libertardians came here. Losers attract each other.

/pol/ is Samson. You either accept us or we'll take every board down with us.

>>74642305
no full board is /pol/-proof

but there are some threads, if you know where too look

>>74638720
Highly underrated

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>>74642379

And yeah, I know what I've wrote

>>74638295
>you will never be the surrogate mother of Ronaldo's babies
>why even live

>>74642305
unfortunately, they've spread to all corners of the board.

they're literal autists

>>74642305
/fa/?

It's really funny how different the response to this is on /soccer/

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/5ywdny/cristiano_ronaldo_expecting_twins_with_surrogate/

>>74640117
>sleeping on a greece flag

>>74638381
>Why the fuck doesn't he just marry a girl?
Because Bredan fucking Fraser

>>74640914
>if he wants that kid to have spanish nationality he'll have to abide by spanish law or face any legal consequences, no gray areas there
Why would he? he seems very proud to be portuguese

>>74642467
>ctrl + f "gay"
>1 of 75
wow, didn't know reddit was so homophobic...

>>74642467
>he doesnt support his local airport

>>74642467

>"Holy shit this comment chain is cancer, it's amazing how we get both homophobia and Islamophobia from a post about Ronaldo having kids."

>german flag

seriously

>marriage is a meme
The only meme is people's poor choice in companions.

>>74642305
/pol/ is a far-right echo chamber, they all parrot everyone else's views and there's little, if any, contrary views. However, their thirst for confrontation and argument isn't quenched there, so they migrate to other boards looking to shit stir and cause political/social/racial quarrels

>>74642787
Your mom is an eco chamber

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>>74638295
what a faggot
If you don't splooge in it, it doesn't count

>>74638295
>the sun

nice source my man

>resorting to surrogates
>being a faggot

Doesn't he claim to be a Catholic?

He's going to rot in hell.

>>74641759
>all the wealth can't replace the nurturing care of a father and a mother
chuckled

>>74638381
Too busy fucking models

>>74644917
Male models.

>>74638295
>slogging
>stone

what did the anglo mean by this

>>74644967
still models

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>>74638516
You think he will do the same thing Ronaldo?

Pic-related

>>74639678
Cr7 son looks nothing like him

>>74638574
I'm not sure why, but his eye movement at the end was hilarious. It makes this supposedly spontaneous celebration look calculated.

>>74638755
IN

>>74640125
kek'd irl

>>74640867
The look of disgust on that boy's face

>>74641264
That guy is not /pol/. Other communities who are not brave enough to talk about the Jewish problem also use the term "red pilled".

>>74641838
I've been here since 2005. God I feel so sad

>>74638758
kekkins

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>>74638295
cristiano mcclure

>>74639702

I agree, but growing up without a mother to love you can manifest in its own kind of mental problems

There are two possibilities here:

1. He's gay, but still wants kids and is narcissistic enough to want his own test tube children who will go on to be spectacular progeny and footballers so he's being meticulous about who births them.

2. Has risen above the plane of valuing female relationships due to some realization or bad experiences with them but still narcissistic enough to want his own test tube children to become spectacular progeny and footballers

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>>74638381
Surrogacy is fucking disgusting.
You're robbing your child of the decency of knowing & being raised by a mother.
He's definitely a fgt doing this kind of bizarre shit, any woman in the world would willingly raise his children & he does this.
Something's fishy here... (not like Ronny has ever known the smell of fish before)

>>74645545
he's a fucking homo (there is literally nothing wrong with this tho)

no straight man does that

What happens if a surrogate child end up being mentally challenged or disabled? Can the father just refuse to take him?

>>74645601
Never happens

They do all the test before that, if the kids ends up with psychological problems that's up to the father for raising them wrong

>>74645601
kids don't end up being diagnosed with that shit for months or even years. might as well put him up for adoption if that's the case

>>74645586

Not all men are the same. You can still be sexually attracted to women and fuck them but not value their company.

Considering the fact that we already know he's a huge narcissist I wouldn't be be surprised if there were other disorders to go along with it that makes him incompatible with relationships.

Do you think it would possible to pay for an athletes cum and eggs and breed them together to create a whole race of super athletes? I mean it must be legally possible to do. Imagine if you cross bred CR7 semen with Messi's sisters eggs, how many ballon dor do you think the kid would get

>>74645646
Name one straight man that chosed to be a single father

ITT: children who don't know what bisexual means.

some people just know how to enjoy both worlds

>>74645677
Michael Jackson.

>>74645545
nah, Cristiano is making clones to fuck them; cause only Cristiano deserves Cristiano's dick

>>74645702
>straight

>>74645671

the end result would be Christian Pulisic the GOAT

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>gf goes shopping with a guy she fucks and buys him stuff with CR7's money and guy says don't worry we'll buy you something too

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>>74645671
>Imagine if you cross bred CR7 semen with Messi's sisters eggs

>>74645601
Are you referring to Cristiano Jr? Do you think CRJr Project One has failed and now Ronaldo decide to try a double barrel shotgun to make it more accurate?

>>74645718
Anyone who thinks Michael Jackson was gay or a pedophile is a fucking idiot who never reads beyond tabloid headlines.

>>74645741
You should bring this idea to him.

>>74645768
Didn't say he was gay or a paedo, just said he wasn't into adult females

>>74645741
looks like your average gypsy laborer

>>74645671
>Do you think it would possible to pay for an athletes cum and eggs and breed them together to create a whole race of super athletes?

I thought that was how Yao Ming happened

>>74645572
This.

>>74638295
I've never watched your sport, I don't know anything about this guy whose face I see posted on here a lot, but whatever he fucking does to his face really pisses me off lol. It's literally worse than what you see from those wackjobs from the jersey shore what the fuck is he doing?

>>74645768

t. lawsuit settled out of court for an undisclosed amount of money

I tried to get answers in gay board in 4chan, but useless, so I should ask here the same:

>First kid was from Surrogacy
>Today it's confirmed he'll have twins using Surrogacy again
>New gf confirmed as previous au pair worker in the past
>His male friend companies and behaviour

My mother says everytime he's homosexual ("Gayer than gay" she calls him)... And I'm start thinking about it too.

Do you think Cristiano Ronaldo is Gay? Or at least Bisexual? Something smells funny here...

>>74645920

Nigga you don't need to pull off this Sherlock Holmes bullshit to see that he's gay from 10 miles away.

>>74645920
So what if he is? He's rich handsome, can get kids without marriage and gets to enjoy life

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>>74638574

>the eyes

every time

>>74645920
DESU

I don't think he is. I think he really doesn't trust females on that level.

I mean, he dumped Irina Shayk because she didn't turn up for a family gathering. And this is a chick he was dating for like 5 years.

BUT I wouldn't be surprised if he came out after retirement either.

>>74645919
Why would the parents settle if there was any truth to it? Surely they would want the man who raped their kids to be brought to justice?

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>>74645920

>>74645965
CR7 can and will fuck literally every women he wants too

the surrogate is just to keep gold digging sloots out of his bank account

pure 100% alpha move fuccboys like you can't even comprehend this level of male vitality

>>74646010
this desu

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>>74638295
Should've did what people like Messi, Fabregas, etc done; keeping the mother stay as girlfriend status forever. No marriage, no alimony. This also keep the mother loyal to the family since she'd have nowhere to go if she left to some dude.

So it seems rather than not wanting to have woman company, he seems trouble finding one that would stick to his family. Even his last girlfriend of 5 years refused to stick together with Ronaldo's family (although it might be because of language and culture barriers). So he just keep fucking cheap blondes here and there.

>>74646448
small risk of her fucking off and taking your kids who would then be raised by a cuck tho

tsuuu has found the optimal no risk breeding strategy

>>74646738
Would the court allow woman without income fuck off with the kid when she's not even the wife?

Wouldn't whe husband with stable income should be the first priority for possession rights of the kid?

>>74646448
>Should've did what people like Messi, Fabregas, etc done; keeping the mother stay as girlfriend status forever. No marriage, no alimony. This also keep the mother loyal to the family since she'd have nowhere to go if she left to some dude.
>So it seems rather than not wanting to have woman company, he seems trouble finding one that would stick to his family. Even his last girlfriend of 5 years refused to stick together with Ronaldo's family (although it might be because of language and culture barriers). So he just keep fucking cheap blondes here and there.
the potato is right

>>74645572
Faggot

>>74646448

messi is getting married though

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>>74647296
Not yet, maybe soon though.

>>74647114
Who's potato?

>>74647506
I thought you were polish
never rmind

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>>74645572
>letting women into your life

>>74638841
>He does not want his children tainted by the touch of a vagina. He feels that their first words should be 'CR7'. He feels that their first steps should be followed quickly by their first dive. And he feels the first genitals they feel should belong to CR7.

Kek

>>74647506
He's getting married this summer iirc

>>74638746
fucking kek

lol you goons have no clue. If Ronaldo truly was gay you would not hear a single rumour about it. Actual gay celebrities and athletes COMPLETELY cover up those kinds of stories. The fact that Ronaldo is being so open about all of this surrogacy proves to me that he is heterosexual.

>>74638841
goddamnit

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>single woman goes to sperm bank and gets herself knocked up
>great, u go gurl! down with the patriarchy! u need no man!

>single man gets a child via surrogate
>he must be gay or a psycho or both, that's too fucking weird, he can't be normal, there must be something wrong with him

>>74638381
>He must be a gay right

wooahh this makes me think

>>74638381
why would he risk having child with someone with shit genes

>>74642354
>t. petralha

>saves his sperm so someone can have his kids, because it's too much work for him
>some mom out thefe will give birth to two TSSUUUs, no matter what these kids and mom already have it made

If i was rich and beautiful (which imm not) I would love yo impregnate and seed as much as I could

>>74649304
>willingly draging new souls into the world of dukkha so you can feel yourself more important
why so selfish, my american friendo?

>>74639499
kek

So Ronaldo gave his sperm, but who does the eggs belong too? Do they inseminate the eggs of the surrogate mother.

>>74638295
lmao he gay

>>74649900
The only woman he ever loved. His mother.

>>74638381
MGTOW

>>74638683
>redpilled
>black mother

>>74638758
That's Arbeloa, m8

>>74648390
/thread

>>74640802
>Shouts "TSUUUUUU" and lifts his child who's clearly not into it

Reality truly is stranger than fiction

>>74638421
>prenup
why is this meme still around

prenups get thrown out routinely when bitches argue they were coerced to sign

>>74638295

why doesn't he just get like 10 baby mamas and blow his fortune like a real one?

Why are soccer players so lame?

He needs to use genetic manipulation to ensure they won't be taller than him.

>>74648390
one of my favorite B:TAS eps

Isn't his first kid from an American waitress?
And he's named after Ronald Reagan, his Dad's favourite actor.

Can't wait to see three Ronaldo Jr's lead the line for the U.S. in the World Cup final. That front three.

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>>74638746
I swear TSUU threads are the best thing about /sp/

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>>74638841
11/10

>>74647772
oh really,

what about George Michael?

Can also name a few other UK celebs that came out after years of rumours.

>>74639275
Love doesn't exist for someone that rich and handsome. Women just want him because they find him attractive and he is rich/famous/successful. He would be nothing more than a trophy for them.

>>74642467
>reddit
only post that shit when streaming nigga. what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>74654675

>Women just want him because they find him attractive and he is rich/famous/successful

Well yeah obviously, but this isn't just an issue for men of his status.

At most levels, this is mainly what women (at least really attractive ones) are interested in.

Nothing wrong with it. It's just their mating strategy.

>>74654724
True, but that isn't love.

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There are pics of the TSU hanging out with Lance Bass in a NY gay bar.
Yet you still says he is just MGTOW.
Why is spee always so WRONG?

>>74654796
Well 'unconditional love' is a fallacy for both men and women in my opinion.

The only true love is between a parent (not all the time) and their child.

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>>74654839
>MGTOW
literally what the fuck did you say

>>74638496
Think itll piss em off cuz hes using their women

>>74638295
Smart move to get kids without getting fucked in court or nagged

>>74642787
nigga on any given day /pol/ is 50% "/pol/ BTFO!" threads, and every damn thread is filled with everyone arguing over literally every little tiny thing. you need to stretch your own dissonance to the breaking point to even try making the argument of it being an echo chamber.

also,
>far-right
lmao

>>74655154
Men Going Their Own Way

>>74638746
seflfish albiola sliding in like that when ronaldo could have easily tapped it in.

>>74649900

normally they get an egg doner so the person giving berth can't claim custody

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>>74638841
>>74638746
top quality autism

>>74638295
god what a fucking faggot

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He aint gay. He just sucks Turkish or Black cocks and gets pegged. He is just European.

>>74638381

Eugenics, man. He's gonna breed himself genius, white skinned, super athlete kids.