/heem/ plz no dockie plz no spam

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I LUH YOU MIKE

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>Beat Lawler in 1 round (KO)
>Beat Condit inside 2 rounds
>Outpointed and outstruck an undefeated kick-boxer twice
>Beat current Bellator WW champ
>So-called GOAT WW is ducking him to fight the accidental MW champ

Understand and respect what it is you're seeing right now cause it may never happen again in your bum lifetimes.

2 posts early. Kys

>>74637498
congratulations, youre finally the new OP! now whats the next step in your master plan?

well

I forgot there was a card tonight

what did I miss?

You are a somali

>>74637513
The GOAT welterweight. How can white boys even compete?

Gastelum, Barboza, Prazeres, and le Bolsonaro man get POTN bonuses

No fight of the night, thought Shogun-Villante deserved it personally

>>74637526
I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it

>>74637523
Dariush actually died for real

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>>74637523

MAN THAT card was a *banger* and a *dogfight*

i *loved* that card, especially when *shogun* technically knocked out *gian*

>>74637523
Dariush got sent to the shadow realm

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>>74637535

>>74637533
Lol why do you think I was talking about you?

Maybe cause you're a somali?

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How do you recover mentally after something like this?

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>>74637540

>>74637541
because you think about me non stop bud lol

>>74637521


> now whats the next step in your master plan?

I'm gonna watch Bisping and Yves for a bit my man

>>74637548

You are a somali. You and your trash threads.

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How will Dariush's qt asian gf comfort him tonight?

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>>74637547

>>74637555
here's the thing though, I'm white lol

why are you so upset my man

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what's next for our boy lando?

>>74637568
Wasn't this guy in rogue one?

>>74637566
You are a somali.

>>74637568
this guy is a faggot

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>Ronda dead
>Jones soon to be dead (OD)
>MGregor leaving for Hollywood soon
>PVZ dead
>Sage dead
>Max Holloway is a non draw
>Mighty Manlet division needs to be removed
>Nunes is a non draw

It's not about weight limits. It's about no limits. Get rid of the rules.

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>>74637568
Lando was never our boy

Please consult the list as to who our actual boys are.

>>74637576
lmao okay bud whatever you say

>>74637535
Did it take him a while to get up or something?

>>74637591
yeah

>>74637591
kek what do you think

>>74637544
should be easy if hes not weak mentally, he went in with a solid gameplan and was executing a winning fight. Barboza just had a perfect read and execution to which ended the fight. Sometimes youre winning until youre not, now that I think about it the same shit happened in the Chiesa fight even worse. He was killin him and fucked up bad and gave up his back. Guess he needs to play it safer when hes ahead.

>>74637587
why is weidman up there

>>74637589
You are of Somali origins.

>>74637600
Can't play it safe against Barboza.

>>74637603
lol you wish you were me bud

>>74637603
You are an obstinate wagie.

>>74637607
Where is Bryan today?

>>74637584
Ohhhh how I wish those freak shows still existed

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>>74637582
He'll be champ in 2 years time.

Show a little more respect. Thanks.

>>74637614
You are from Somalia.

>>74637587
>Derrick Lewis
>Gunnar Nelson

Explain.

>>74637600
>He was killin Chiesa

Lol no he wasnt, spergy

>>74637624
lmao u wish

Did you guys seent the video of Dana high fiving the new WME owner after Mark Hunt got KO'd by Alistair?

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>>74637568
wtf I just found out Lando is Jewish I love him now. Are there any other Jews in the UFC?

>>74637612

yeah I worded it poorly, he said in prefight interviews he was gonna pressure and thats what he was doing successfully. The odds of eating a 100% reactionary flying knee like that should not stop you from shooting for a takedown thats some freak shit. Sometimes that happens but at the same time he had all that success with virtually no grappling so I guess that is the only place you can fault him

>>74637510
>no for gay jesus

>>74637634
no post it

>>74637568
retirement

>>74637634

Did you see that they gave Hunt a massive raise up to $750k to show for that fight?

>>74637636
Dana and WME

Sellout crowd tonight of 14,069. Higher attendance than 209....

Also Shogun still talking about chasing for the belt lol, i think hes just blowin smoke up asses

Kelvin also STILL indecisive if he wants to stay at Middleweight. I mean if he actually loses some weight, he could be a killer at WW, but if he stays with this frame then he needs to stay at MW

>>74637665

Kelvin vs Rockhold, who wins?

>>74637665

MW is full of so many dinosaurs and people he can actually beat. Don't know why he wants to go back down to WW where there are fighters more technical and better than him. He got outworked by Neil Magny for 3 rounds.

>>74637674
>He got outworked by Neil Magny for 3 rounds.
to be fair, Magny is a bit of a handful for most ranked guys at 170 and Kelvin is still super young

if Kelvin manages to continue to improve, he will almost certainly be champ at some point imo

>>74637667
Kelvin

Vitor's on the press conference right now


It's so damn sad. First question was "What went wrong?". Cringed

>>74637665
>Also Shogun still talking about chasing for the belt lol, i think hes just blowin smoke up asses

IDK man you need a certain degree of self delusion to stick with the sport at this level, every fighter's gotta believe on some level they can beat any opponent put in front of them and head for the top. Otherwise your head's not in it and it's worse for you. And we all know that 99% of fighters just don't know when to quit.

>>74637663
Dana is Irish Catholic (atheist).

>How much does it hurt to lose 3 in a row
Ffs are these questions really necessary

Edson looks joocy

>>74637708
First time watching a presser lad

MMA journalists are cringeworthy

anyone got the webm of kelvin getting the tko?

>>74637708
No but that's the level of sports journalism in general, and I say this as a journalism student/freelancer.

>>74637713
>>74637718
You're right desu, but it's still frustrating every time. There are some decent questions that get the fighter so say something interesting, but there are some really daft ones too

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>>74637714

>>74637710

I have thought he would pop soon for fucking years now. he never passed the eye test

>>74637728
Best worst one was the guy that asked Robbie Lawler if he didn't consider keeping his hands up to block Tyron's overhand right. If Robbie had gotten up to punch the guy I would've cheered.

>>74637667
Post USADA and deletion Luke I don't know. I'm leaning towards Kelvin.

>>74637625
Why would Derrick Lewis need explained? He shitposts on his Twitter, he shitposts in post fight interviews, he shitposts at press conferences. There may not be more of an /ourguy/ in the sport.

Vitor is talking about having a division for legends, sort of like older dudes MMA. Longer rest time, shorter rounds, different glove size.

Not sure how he thinks this is really feasible desu.

>>74637729
the kick was actually pretty good

>>74637735
tbf his defense of that strike was strange

>>74637741
They can still heem one another despite the age but can't take KOs because of it. This isn't golf. You can't do an MMA seniors league. I mean, you can, but it'll be a fucking nightmare fuel disaster.

>>74637754

i think its a good idea. we have weight limits, why not age limits?

>>74637745
what defense

>>74637745
how? tyron was feinting before that right that knocked him down. robbie tried to parry..

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>All these people who now underrate Luke cause he let himself get KO'd by a journeyman

>>74637764
nobody is going to underrate Luke

>>74637754
>No Elbows
>No Knees
>3 Minute Action
>30 seconds of ground time
>Minute and a half rest time

This is a really strange idea but it seems he's actually given it a bit of thought. Older dudes shouldn't be taking that punishment and on top of that, I'm not sure how many people would even be interesting. It just sounds so bizarre

>>74637776
This. He has a win over the chris, jacare, bisping,kennedy.

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Can I get an Amen?

>>74637764
Who underrates Luke

>>74637741

i'm sure he meant add no drug testing in there

>>74637789

"all these people" apparently

more like

>I feel like complaining about nothing

>>74637789

The ones saying Gastelum would beat him obviously.

>>74637764
>cause he let himself

and thats a big fuckin flaw, hes weak enough mentally to not come in fully prepared to win. I assume you mean people in here talking about him vs Kelvin even if theyre not serious. If Luke came in and used his size and reach to keep Kelvin on the ouside then grappled when available I would take Luke 100%. But he was weak before the Bisping fight then Bisping broke him mentally, he cant get over it.

>>74637803
>he was weak before the Bisping fight
He wasn't. He just went in too overconfident.

>>74637788
>he believes in skydaddy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WERE YOU PRAYIN TO GET SHADOWREALMED??!?!?!?

>>74637827
whoa watch yourself with that

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>>74637827

you are a somali

Kevin Lee

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sup /heem/

>>74637869
mma always has prime milfs

Kneefor Belford
Thank you for your 20 years of service
Enjoy your devastating CTE

>>74637885
imagine her being your teacher and you can go find skimpy weigh in footage of her

>>74637764
One of the few white Americans with sick bjj, no one underrated him baka desu senpai

Vitor legit looked like a featherweight and should've been fighting BJ

>>74637788
>the hipster assyrian got btfo

chiesa already beat this dude while holding in a turd, do not get why he's in the top 10

>>74637897

He also got gifted a decision against Michael Johnson.

>>74637858
is /heem/s new bull

>>74637900
Nup. Johnson was hitting air, Darius was landing the jab.

>>74637901
NO ONE replaces our francis

>>74637789
I do. Nothing special, just like Weidman.

so floyd is out in the media saying he wants to fight conor in june and sign the papers

but conor wants 100M to do it and nobody wants to give him that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v9Rvyka150

this guy is a draw and the UFC needs new talent, of course he will get signed, but who should be his first opponent?

>>74637764
question mark kicks are a meme

it's a fancy way to slap someone and is hell on your knee

>>74637912
>people will PAY to watch this "FIGHT"

>>74637912
Floyd doesn't want the fight. There are no papers. Conor went out to Vegas to see him, Floyd didn't meet and is now talking about hypothetical papers for 15 million.

Lowballing pay is the oldest duck in prize fighting. Canelo is doing the same to GGG.

>>74637912
Yeah so basically they're just blowing smoke up everyone's ass and will keep talking shit. Goobs will do a press conference full of his nuthuggers where he'll say
>I'M THE MONEY FIGHT YE YOU NEED ME
to thunderous cheers and then Mayweather does the same to his nuthuggers
>I'm the A side, Be worth 25 million and just sign the papers
to thunderous cheers. We get nowhere.

>>74637914
very heavy feet

beknee dariush

did anyone unironically bet on him

>post fight presser
>100 viewers

JUST FUCK MY INVESTMENT UP

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do the conor floyd fight first 3 rounds boxing, 4th kickboxing, rest are boxing

could conor win that?

>>74637498
What is your endgame with these shitty threads adan? What's with the retarded old quoting? I'm not updated with this poor new meme

what is the current time, EST?

>>74637940
2:44

barboza is lethal but kinda chinny

>>74637940
3:45 AM

>>74637945
fuck google just told me 3:45
i took 30 milligrams of ambishit and feel like i didn't sleep
i need rogan version melatonin

>>74637947
true but his chin was holdling up good tonight, he ate some big shots. Its just weird how Cerrone destroyed him with a a jab

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>>74637956

>>74637956
you're fucked up

time changes tonight ya fuckin jabronies

>>74637986
it already did ya fuckin goof

did you not notice that one minute after 1:59am it was 3am?

>>74637964
is joe autistic?

>>74637986
thats great so i actually slept less

>tfw refi'd my home and put it all on Belfort

you guys told me he was a sure thing.. you said gastelum had no cardio...

i can't believe this. what am i going to tell my wife? my kids? my daughter is going to college next year, how am i supposed to break it to her that daddy gambled away her college fund? she'll hate me for the rest of her life...

>>74637995
post slip

>>74637995
not funny

>>74637937
We must accept Canada's autism

>>74637989
Oh ffs I thought it was a bit late but didn't actually realise

>>74638003
this

>>74637995
you just have to keep going until u get it back but u need to bet bigger to get unstuck

put everything on duffy

>>74638009
i'm spelling it realise from now on, even adding it to the dictionary, fuck spelling with z's like a well you know

>>74637989
did you notice I live on the west coast?

>>74637584
>>MGregor leaving for Hollywood soon
that's going to be a sad decline

What is the first thing that comes to mind when I type BETHE?

FRESH
EMBEDDED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm6Ahi7vUR4

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>>74638023
are you retarded?

>>74638042

Disliked :~)

>>74638042
i hate punisher bass

>>74638051
>giving them impressions therefore money

Thanks for supporting the PREMIER minds of MMA

Fuck lads, I just woke up, haven't watched the fights yet. I had so much money on Tim Means

>>74637906
Nope. Wrong.

http://mmadecisions.com/decision/6402/Beneil-Dariush-vs-Michael-Johnson

>>74637764
luke is done, just admit it
bisbong dropped luke's IQ another 10 points, down to Cody range or below.
one more heeming and his brain won't have what it takes to tell his heart to pump blood.
his career move is to male modelling, and if that doesn't work out, he moves on to that competitive tickling shit.

>>74638073
no

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>>74638071
>down to Cody range or below.
kek

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>>74638065
Just watch the last 3 fights

Is kelvin good? Or just mopping up old guys?

>>74638086
>ywn have this braindead sow twerk on your lap

sigh

remember you could take adderall or mdma or ritalin and have a great night even if it was just shitposting for 8 hours, without going into cardiac arrest?

>>74638086
If Reneau didn't have such a big round 3 they were literally gonna give her the win.

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>>74638088
he's quick and yes, he's facilitating retirement

did diaz throw the mcgregor fight?

>>74638088
He's a good prospect/future champ.

>>74638113
HOWLING

>>74638101
enough with the file name you sensitive sam

>>74638113

screaming

>>74638065
I just woke up as well. Glad to read the thread and see that my LW boy almost killed Dariush

>>74638130
I lost so much money last night

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>>74638130
>Called Yair(my boy) a meme fighter but Barboza is his boy

Hypocritical much Kenya?

>>74638136
CAN YA DIG IT?

>>74638135
Who'd you bet on besides Means? I'm also surprised he didnt win considering how the first fight went.

>>74638136
Kind of, yeah. Fuck Yair.

lol i see veronica fatplaydough pulled out of her fight with another big girl

i don't have a jewtube account can someone downvote that 6th round and comment that kid nate is the biggest dork in mma

>>74638070
Yep, media weren't watching. He jabbed Johnson all night.

>>74638163
Media were ALL wrong but a dummy Australian was. That fight was one of the confirmed biggest robberies of 2015.

>Muh jabs
Confirmation of doing nothing.

>>74638122
lol filename is what it is m8. I don't even look at it. That's the calendar template filename now so that's what it's gonna be from now on

>>74638152
Gian Villante
Bethe Correia
Edson Barboza
Ray Borg
Vitor

>>74638172
>Confirmation of doing nothing.
Johnson did nothing. No clean shots. Just ate jabs. Judges agreed.

>>74638184
Judges were dumb and so are you, assuming you're not one of them.

>Ray Boring

>Lay Borg

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>>74638176
gay filename is gay

I would unironically and without regret let Bethe grind and/or twerk on me.

>>74638182
Why would you bet on Vitor? He's done. Bethe was a good bet but >wmma is never predictable. Besides that your bets were good. Unlucky.

>>74638187
When someobody is pressing forward and winging big shots it seems like they are winning. In round 3 it became clear as day that Johnson was just eating jabs, because the jabs were starting to pile up over and over and Johnson had become completely ineffective. Dariush managed to win round 2 in the same way, it was just harder to notice because Johnson wasn't visually reacting to them yet.

if a fighter gets ko'd at the last second but the fight ends before the ref stops it, is it a decision?

>>74638152
>Fuck Yair.
based kenya

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>>74638198
I have this weird feeling she has heavy body odor

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Since there's only 4 fights on the main card next week, should we promote one fight to the predictions or just do 4 fights? 4 fights seems a little too easy. I think we'll have too many winners. I think Macedo should be put in predictions

>>74637587

Perry is anything but reddit tier

He may not be heems boy but fuck it he will ALWAYS be my boy

>>74638202
Because he was a huge underdog and did have potential.

>>74638226
memecado isn't fighting

>>74638226
breese

>>74638237
Fug, I just read that she pulled out due to injury. #rip

>>74638094
>sow

kekzorlio

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Reminder

>Kevin Lee didn't get hurt bad

:(

lost gambling again
wish i die today
IT'S A CHANCE

>>74638226
I can't wait for Amirkhani to get BTFO

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>>74638281
Mayhem a shit

>5 AM
>No Fights
>Too Disabled To Play The Knockout Game
JUST

>>74638319
implying he wont get sub win

Ray Borg did not win

>tfw fell asleep during bethe fight
>the just going to have a comfy rewatch with Rogan

hendricks beat gsp

>>74638440
he didn't lose either?

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>we /forbes now/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianmazique/2017/03/12/edson-barbozas-highlight-reel-ko-of-beneil-dariush-video-causes-twitter-eruption-10-best-tweets/#190b39bd248a

Ray Snoring

why cannot ronda handle losing?

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Gonna be rich

>>74638482
two rounds to the other guy
3rd was a draw

Was there any fighters in the audience last night?

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>>74638539
>not throwing it all down on a three way parlay

>>74637513
>outpointed Wonderboy twice

Check Sherdog, bruh.

>>74638065
>going heavy on a favourite

I know that feel.

>>74638629
I just didn't see him losing, black cowboy is worse than kind of white cowboy. Tim reckons he broke his foot

>>74638707
>than kind of white cowboy

I see what you did there

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xd

>>74638783
Is it safe to backpack in Australia?

>>74638573
Dear Anon,

Based on the Instagram location for the event, I'd say Minotauro, Amanda Nunes, Nina Ansaroff, and Demian Maia.

https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/279892221/cfone-centro-de-formacao-olimpica-do-nordeste/

Hope you're having a great Sunday morning, God bless.
Anon

>GSP goes full autism and spends months developing a perfect gameplan
>Easily 50-45 Bisping coz bisping showed up to the match drunk from alcohol addiction
>GSP is MW champ
>We finally get GSP Vs Anderson in 2017 for the MW title
>GSP is losing but Anderson's leg suddenly snaps so GSP wins by default
>GSP goes down as the dual weight champion and undisputed GOAT

Post your face when this happens. Man can dream right?

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>>74638833
>GSP v Anderson
I am sure they will deliver this time, let's just wait

>>74638833
If Anderson fights Kelvin, he will be not be getting a title shot any time soon.

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>>74638833
youve got some nice imagination

>>74638833
>GSP's second title defence is against Revitalised MW Hendricks

What is the best fight on last night's card? I just took a shit outside.

man, for a bit there I thought Vitor was gonna heem Kelvin. Deleted chin though, kinda sad

>>74638833
In this scenario of yours, have Yoel, Jacare, Rockhold and Mousasi been killed by a freak avalanche?

>>74638923
Means - Oliveira, Barboza - Dariush, Shogun - Villante and Vitor - Gastelum are all good

>>74638948
thank you leonardo

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>>74638923
pooing outside is liberating but messy

>>74638920
3-steak 80% Hendricks looks like he's in the best shape of his career. Sadly he loses another split decision to gsp and goes on suicide watch.

>>74638929
They get the same treatment they are getting now. Fucked over by uncle Dana and the UFC.

>Dana White thinks he is a tough guy

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Is Braziu starting to recover from USADA

>boxing is fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvz-yM3N0oI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjhNH9AUu4I

40 seconds in lmmfao

>>74639066
lol bethe has comically bad athleticism

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>full natchy brah

>>74639096
>this guy in charge of arresting druggies

post YOUR UFC WALKOUT SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC4v-3etsMA

any of these fights worth checking out?

>Jussier Formiga vs. Ray Borg
>Bethe Correia vs. Marion Reneau (lel)
>Sérgio Moraes vs. Davi Ramos
>Rony Jason vs. Jeremy Kennedy

>>74639149
no all shite

>>74639152
thanks

>>74638783
le cant cut the cage man

>>74639140
No one? Where did you all go?

Purchasing a monthly subscription to UFC® Fight Pass™ was one of the best decisions of my life.

I didn't see the fight but how much of a difference did the eyepoke make in the RDA - Ferguson fight? Was RDA winning up until then?

>>74639317
wish there was a top 100 so i wouldnt waste my time with shit fights

>>74639365
spicybangers.tk

>>74639369
wow thanks

Why do people have to fight?

Why can't we all just get along?

Where is webm bro i need images from last night

Everytime Shogun fights I feel he might crumble and die on the next punch he takes.
Pls time to retire

>>74638792
Watch wolf creek and find out

>>74639369
>>74639378
This list is compiled by casuals

>>74638792

Fuck off we're full

>>74639436
make a better one

Webm of the Shogun finish where?

>>74639683
no we saved you fat cunts in PNG with untrained militia

>>74639683

You don't understand my dude. There's just too many backpackers in Sydney. No respect for the beaches or the locals. You're welcome if you're respectful. Mainly it's the British that are shits.

Kelvin fights similar to Jorge

Like when he gets kicked he throws his hands up like a nazi salute

What Mo town means

>>74639740
Detroit

>>74639752
cool

that nigga Kevin Lee sure does have a loud mouth

>>74639701
I'm joking I will never go on vacation there. I'm not a pussy. I'm going to Thailand this month.

>>74639701
yeah i live on the beach, fuck poor people/tourists

>tfw post fight existential crisis
>tfw deleted my heem folder again

lads i owe some bad men a bit of money

its been my dream posting on /heem/ with the lads, take care.

>>74639708
yea i hope he goes back to 170 so I can see that matchup

>>74639923
Bet a cheeky fiver on Sergio

I kinda want to see Mcgregor vs Barboza now

it would be awesome if Gooby gets headkicked in 13 seconds

>>74640106
floyd will KO him in 3 seconds

>>74640106
Barbozas chin is too suspect to face McGoobz

>>74640106
Barboza is too wgaf to fight mcgoobz

>>74640169
>>74640217
both of these

hello heem brothers, i would just like to share my fight that i won last saturday as i thought you guys might enjoy it.

this is my second ever fight, my first being a non decision experience fight. let me know what you think lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP02uOgM8YI

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>>74639029

>>74640422
nice

>>74640422
dam, you have a Thai look about you.

good job (tho the guy you beat looks almost a weight class smaller)

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OUR GUY

>>74640553
lol the state of that belly button

>>74640553
he loves being a dick

>>74640552
we were both supposed to be 61kg i ended up being 62.7 and him 58

it was apparently the spiciest banger of the night

>>74640422
where are you from Rad

>>74640602
did you get fined 20% of your good boy points

>>74640607
live in the UK but i am filipino
>>74640612
i got fined all of my good boy points :(

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>Belfort

>>74640624
well if it makes you feel better, you messed him up

>>74640422
age? seems that your front kick is a nice defensive tool to keep the range

enjoy your victory, sir

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who /BrazilianOlivi/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR72fIO_ICY

>>74638113
Shouting


Broke even last night after many failed bets. Shame Dariush got meme caught, he was doing very well up until then. Woulda won me tons.

>>74640860
>meme caught

>>74638113
Kek, Lithuania does it again.

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mcgregor = wgaf

>>74639708
Yeah, what's up with that anyways?

>>74640992
That looks like the dance a poorly programmed video game character would do.

>>74641190
Quality bioware animations

>>74640992
Who is this semen sultress

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>>74641480
That's Invicta Interim Feddaweight Champion, Australia's own Meeegan Anderson, you casual

Anyone got the kelvin knockdowns from last night?

>tfw daylight savings moved us one hour closer to the next fight night
$chaub bless

>Kevin lee calls put Khabib on ducking him
>suddenly rumors of Khabib retiring appear
Has got me thinking tbqphwyf

>>74641639
They should do Lee vs Makhachev so if Lee wins then he can call out Khabib face to face.

Reminder that neck training every day is the best thing you can do to improve your "chin"

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How many burritos a day to achieve this mode?

>>74641971
>supermang mode

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>It's 2017 and Shogun Rua is about to re-enter the Top 5.

What a time to be alive.

>>74642108
>Shogun vs anyone in the top 5

Dana won't actually do it will he?

>Whitaker heems Jacare
>Mousasi heems Weidman
>Kelvin heems Rockhold
>GSP decisions Bisping
>whomero
Are we in a new era of MW?

>>74642160
he better fucking not
i don't want my Shogun broken even more

>>74642160
Hopefully not, I'd rather see him fight someone like Latifi or Cummins.

The fatfuck somali canadian sure is obsessed with me.

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Just look at this pathetic loser.

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-go-hyun-jung-s-nipple-5t6gywe/answers/new.html

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>being a fatfuck shitskin

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>>74641534
>WMMA

>>74637917
can confirm. I did one the other day and now my knee won't stop clicking