Caps lose 3 in a row edition
>>74637484
>>74637484
First for Nashville turning it around (maybe).
>ovechkin crying
Faggot needs to learn how to hold on to his stick
>>74637512
>>74637524
Overtimed.
>0.0307% chance of making the playoffs
GET READY LADS!
Who wins on Monday night? Who grabs the 8th seed?
>>74637563
>gernier
>chapoop
>megna
>craparossa
>gaunce
who will be the next echl player to make the team?
>>74637596
st poois desu
tarasenko is better than their whole top-6
gonna be in /mlb/ or /nba/ until this general gets a few more posts. who wants to read/comment on a thread with like 5 posts by 2 different anons
What is the worst city in all of Canada, to be a fan of hockey and the NHL?
In places in Canada. Where hockey is not very popular
>>74637646
probably winnipeg or edmonton because you live in winnipeg or edmonton
>>74637610
>larsen
>biega
I'm probably missing a few too.
Literally half the team wouldn't make it on the roster of any top-20 NHL team.
Or would anyone know the names of any of these players.
>>74637646
is there any place in costa rica where being poor isnt very popular?
>>74637672
Btfo
>>74637655
another question
Is there any place in the Canada, where MLS (Major League Soccer) and Soccer are so much more popular than NHL and hockey?
>>74637689
deadmemepaco
/hoc/ needs more mana
I'll be dropping a maori word of the day from now on.
Today's word is Kia ora! (Key-ah or-ah)
General greeting: hello! cheers! good luck! best wishes!.
>>74637892
Probably one of those weirdos that says cheers instead of thank you
Is Tarasenko better than Kane?
>>74637958
>worst team has less than 20% chance of 1st overall
>lets tank for 1st overall
>Sens 6 straight win
>Burrows 6 games played with the Sens
>Burrows 6 points
miss him already
>>74637484
>implying this is a bad thing
If we win the presidents trophy, it's fucking over, we're going out in the 2nd round again. Watch.
>>74638016
Thanks for Hansen. He's been great
Flames cup run is happening.
Is Fowler better than Barrie?
friendly reminder that the cantpucks are now officially eliminated from the presidents trophy race
>>74638024
Y'all are still in the lead senpai
>>74638050
>Devlels
>L10
You think Hall is suicidal right now?
>>74638050
>rags
i think >we may have seriously damaged ekblad last night
>>74638034
>>74637979
Plz resbond /hoc/. I need this generals elite hockey knowledge right now
>>74638028
n-nooo! take that baaack!
>>74637991
Thanks to the coilers for ruining it. Would've been 100% confirmed.
>>74637979
no
>>74638034
maybe
is hokkei the only sport where golf is the offseason?
Ovi in a bit of a drought lately. I'm a little worried but there's still tons of time to get things in check.
>>74638103
Do golfsters do hockey in their off season?
Reminder that the best player on the pittsburgh penguins is Russian and wears #71
>>74638179
>he also has 71 points
did he plan this?
VEGAS
E
G
A
S
>>74638131
Golferoos play pick up apehoop games in the offseason
>>74638270
Disgusting. Dropped apehoop now twice now.
>Michael Rasmussen is 6'5 center from Surrey, BC who is ranked anywhere from the top 10 to 20s. He's a goal scorer on a mean streak and with poor skating that scouts say gives him lots of room to grow. The analytic community has panned him pointing out that he produces points at a 3rd line rate in the WHL 5v5 and is a PP baby being carried
Have the we found the Canucks Benning Bust 2017 Edition?
>>74638456
Big guy
>>74638456
I was talking about him earlier today.
>6'5" big meat and potatoes
>only got points because he's bigger than the 5'10" cohorts
>even then it's not that many points
Bennings will pick him for sure.
GMs don't learn from "le big man busts"
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=143854
>>74638481
4U
>rags
>>74638487
>10 points in 50 AHL games
The fuck is his problem?
>>74638487
Would you rather have Tarasenko or Kucherov?
>>74638509
Tara Senko
>Erik Gudbranson
>Dylan McIlrath
>Griffin Reinhart
>Samuel Morin
>Darnell Nurse
>Haydn Fleury
Do these retards ever learn? Seriously the Stojanov pick and trade for Naslund should be a mandatory course before someone is appointed a GM
>>74638509
Kucherov is 2 years younger, 6 more points, 7 fewer games played, 1 less goal and a King Manlet(5'11). He's the future of the NHL aka the age of manlets
>>74638499
>When you think Kippers is joking but Jakke Virtanen only has 13 points in 48 games
>>74638540
>21 year old scoring at a 0.2 PPG pace in a shit league
Were Finns a mistake?
We could've drafted 2 PPG NHL players but we got a fat bust instead.
Fuck Benning.
>>74638503
Just a reminder that Patrik Laine is quite literally the only generational player in the NHL. There hasn't been a Finn as good as him since Selanne, who retired years before Laine played a single NHL game. McDavid is the best player Canada has produced since Crosby and Matthews the best American since Kane, aka not in a generation.
"I think he's gonna look real when he's called up..."
"He has potential and the structure of the NHL will help him. [...] a potential second line guy. Given his ability to skate and make room for his linemates."
"He didn't go 6th overall for no reason. [...] he does have high physical talents."
It's time to stop making fun of Jake Virtanen.
HFBoards is saying Virtanen is a great elite prospect, he just needs to play with a player like Crosby, then he'll put up loads of points because he's elite. Don't give him shit linemates and he'll put up a lot of points.
>>74638583
Yes
>>74638587
>HFBoards is saying Virtanen is a great elite prospect
He is maybe the most hated singular player over their right now, lol. He still has a active page on the prospects board that's literally just for people to shit on him and some users actively root for him to fail on the Canucks board. Those are all reddit tier responses, case in point: https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/5xsd9v/virtanen_is_going_to_be_a_good_player_for_us/
>I root for all Canadian teams
>There is an idea of an Eric Staal. Some kind of 60 points guaranteed abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold 25 goal gaze, and you can shake my 60 point hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>Ekpleb down for the count again
That's his 3rd concussion in a years span.
He is toast.
>>74638050
>it's a penguins creep up and beat the capitals episode
>>74638839
concussions are fucking gay duude
Morning
>Jake Virtanen's father's name is Rainer
>>74639424
Morning
>>74639440
How did /yourteam/ compete last night Jussi,
>>74639440
Nöff nöff
>>74638050
>penguins winning the presidents and being the highest scoring team
it's like they want to go out in the 1st round
nice way to score your first NHL goal
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/840805350316089344
pulju
Why are the Wongs such a complete failure this year /hoc/?
OMFG STOP DRAFTING FUCKING BUSTS!
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE SAY "CANTPUCKS"
YOU THINK JIM BENNING CARES?
HE HAS A RING AGAINST THE TEAM HE IS MANAGING!
HE IS LITTERALY IN IT FOR THE LULZ!
FUCK JOULEVI!
FUCK VIRTANEN ALL HE DOES IS FOLLOW INSTAGSTAM MODELS ON INSTAGRAM ALL DAY LONG,
HE'D RATHER GET SOME SUCC THEN WINNA CUP GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING BUST
Calgary's gonna stop winning and regress soon, r-right?
>>74640115
Why are you even up this early?
Why are the jets so bad? They have too good players to miss playoffs. They deserve better.
Figures the dumb bitch wouldn't respond to me
Sick of your shit, Kori
>>74640102
>Z is the only forward who is keeping up
>almost every other forward is underperforming (except perhaps Mantha
>forwards don't get much help from the defence
>defence is not good, but the offence is worse
Last season they had both Z and Datsyuk to keep it all together at least
There is a risk that it won't look much better next season. Whatever draft pick the get won't be much help next season, and Howard might be gone.
>Detroit are having a mini-Colorado
>>74640174
Bad coaching and bad veteran players. They over-attack, especially buff, and don't bother to defend. Also way too many penalties, and goalies are at best meh tier, though I wouldn't put too much blame on them.
6 years later and still no one's on my level. Sad
Reminder: I beat Buddhism in less than 2 years without any one-on-one instruction and I only went to Nepal because my parents made me or I would've just stayed home
>>74638728
>4 empty netters
dropped
>>74640444
Faggot
>>74640456
fite me
>>74640444
No one helped me in any way. Better?
>>74640474
I beat Buddhism in less than two years with no help
>>74640592
More indirect bullshit. You're a bitch
I'm going to start carrying around a pencil with me wherever I go and John Wick the next person to respond to my thoughts
Might have gone wide or hit the post. Good steal
>>74640654
Please wick /cric/
>>74640729
/hoc/ is still on faggot level infinity so until that problem's rectified I'm staying here
game day lads
well game morning anyways
>>74640952
>11:30
What the actual fuck nhl
>>74640985
>18.30
Very nice
>>74641017
>17:30
Mucho bueno
>>74640985
>18.30
HNNNGGGG thank you based Bettman
>tfw for a few weeks all games start 1h earlier
Pic related: it's me
I was told by a certain Finnish insider to place a hefty wager on Laine having 2 goals last night. I am very angry.
>>74641175
Pic related: it's me
>>74641175
ebin :DDDD
>>74636644
>>74636719
Crosgod had an exceptionally high shooting% so he's still technically on the regression.
Surprisingly still has the goal lead, he's definitely got more in him. Really just depends how much he wants to ease off in preparation for the playoffs.
>>74641113
iktf
>>74638728
>9 points in 16 games
Can he do it senpai?
>>74641372
Comfy doggy
>>74641414
>>74641446
That's a cool doggy
It doesn't care
It'll look when it wants to look
>>74641508
Some doggos simply have it
I wish i was a Doggo
>icehit
>>74641577
>>74641677
>577
>677
Nice
It's hard work being a doggo
>>74641677
The sky's the limit, Finland
Finland is FUCKING gay
>>74641677
Well in all likelihood you'd be born in some shithole like india, africa or china and be boiled alive by some bastard.
>>74641801
the one who other barks, is it himself
>>74641858
Case in point
here's also a dog goaler
Tampa is gonna surge into the playoffs aren't they
>>74641895
lmao his stick says WIENER
absolutely CUTE!
>>74641711
>not liking hiphecks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BHyuuGKtro
>>74641895
Silly doggo
>>74641951
Doginos Pizza, love it
How do you pay him, though? Does he deal in different currency?
>>74642073
You place the money in a little pouch in his collar and tip him a dog treat
>>74641951
That dog looks suicidal
>>74642189
That's cute, I love it
>>74641392
He wouldn't be Eric "60 guaranteed" Staal if it wasn't guaranteed he'd do 60
Guys it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2704OHdFVew
>>74637484
ALLEZ HABS ALLEZ
>early hoki geim
It's a good day
>>74642709
Thanks for keeping that top of the Atlantic seat warm btw.
>>74642759
habs are gonna go on another streak tonight and blast the oilers and the hawks. Youll see. This is the hab's year.
>>74642709
>>74642759
>>74642801
*Blocks your path*
>>74642518
True Minnekino
>"I'm serious. That's the prime minister of Canada"
>reminder that the pengs have to rely on shootouts to win instead of winning in regulation like the bluejackets or the >RAGS
>>74642759
>tfw the Sens, memes or not, are pretty good this year so my depression and anxiety has subsided
>>74642833
>>74642847
>RAGS
>Same amount of ROW as Pongs
>>74637664
That's not a Jew, you can tell, the beard is too small the yarmulke covers the whole scalp not the peak of the head and finally, no tassels
Please try harder I'm an actual orthodox jew
>>74642847
>tfw Rangers are still unbeaten 3o3
>>74642887
yeah, they rarely go to OT only 5 times this season otherwise they just blow cocks and lose in regulation
>>74642923
That just means their trash, considering they have 6 less points in 1 more game.
If you wanted to prove a point you woulda said Jackets and caps.
>>74642709
AAAALLEZ
ALLEZ AAALLEZ
AAAALLEZ
OTTAWA
>>74642923
10 times in OT
5-0 in 3o3
3-2 in SO
>>74642945
ALLLLLLEZZ ALLEZ ALLEZZZZZ LE BUUUUUUUUUT
10/10 anthem
>not having 7 wins and 0 losses in the SO
>>74643006
>going to the shootout because you can't win/lose in OT
The shootout needs to go
>>74643028
t. Steve "it's awful if it negatively affects the Leafs Dangle
>>74643042
>he thinks a skills competition should decide a game
>>74643042
It negatively affected the jackets when the penguins won against the oilers it requires literally no defense which the penguins have no defense
>changing a goalie in the first 5 minutes
>>74643067
The Jackets are 2 points back of the Pongs and only have 1 more non-shootout win
Your being a little bitch
>>74643057
Did say it was. I don't like the shootout, either. That's why the key is to win before you need the shootout. The Leafs are only in the playoff hunt because of their loser points, which shouldn't even exist. Leaf fans should be happy the points system works in their favour and shut the fuck up. And so should you.
>>74643130
>not winning in regulation
>being that big of a relegation team
>reminder that Pittsburgh was given a team only because philly got one
>leave Oduya off the team
>lose to Detroit
>Put Oduya in the game
>meme all over Poosota
2 points in the first handful of minutes of the game
Goalie chased
Don't tell me he's going to take the point lead without consent
>>74643156
>Reminder Columbus is one of 3 teams in the league without a playoff series win
>Dubnykinen
>>74643194
>le 0 playoffs series wins is worse than being gifted a franchise because they felt bad for us
Clarence Campbell was the original bettman
>>74637484
who here plays NHL on xbox? 1v1?
>canadian goaltending
>canadian goaltending
fucking shit
>>74643280
Sorry lad, I'd shred you to pieces to bad.
Wouldn't be fair to give you my gamertag
>Pierre knows the name of Minnesota's trainer's ex-wife's step-daughter's cousin-in-law's friend's dog
>>74643292
>>74643294
>might have posted the same thing, the same second, if you didn't waste about two seconds on typing "fucking shit"
rrrreeeeee
>>74643311
HAHA as if. I bet you're trash.
>>74643268
>Columbus only got a team because Nationwide bailed the owners out
W E W
E
W
>>74643333
Quads of Savagry
>>74643373
Actually, Columbus got a team because john H McConnell actually put the proper paperwork through, nationwide is the name of the arena
>>74643422
>Referendum failed because noone wanted to put the money in for a Stadium because Ohioans are Penguins fans
>Nationwide had to build the stadium so they get the team
>>74643488
>Ohioans are penguins fans
They are also Nashville fans, red wings fans and Blackhawks fans, don't be so retarded, you also know that the arena sold out every game in the second season
looks like my favorite bruins beat writer is rather enjoying his time in the great city of vancouver, naturally
https://twitter.com/GlobeFluto/status/840971664389107712
>its a pierre talks about getting spanked with cricket bat in school episode
You are now aware that adidas is reddit while Reebok is REEE (reddit) block. Therefore if you want to buy an NHL jersey get a Reebok one in the next month or so before they switch. Wearing an NHL jersey is the best type of clothing to show your passion. I wear a home blank Islanders XXL
>>74643753
>eating food with two fuggin sticks
lol what
>>74643842
yeah. canada's truly a strange place, vancouver especially
>>74643842
The logo shows someone crossing the road to the right side. Also don't get a Fanatics brand discount jersey when they switch, that shit is for faggots. Either get a Reebok now or don't get a jersey at all until they're off that adidas crap
>>74643936
who the fuck are you talking to you braindead nigger lover
>>74644091
Wrong.
Adidas is for wiggers and slavs.
Nike is for black people.
Reebok is for white boys.
>Reminder Jackets GM is a Finn so there is a 0% chance of them winning Stan Lee
>>74644091
caring about reebok and adidas enough to post about them without getting paid to do so is categorically nigger behavior. caring about jerseys is nigger behavior. diagnosis: nig, prob from southern ontario and likes basketball. absolutely disgusting, go b@ck to reddit
Hey /hoc/ who as the worst singer of the US National Anthem? I was thinking about it while I was listening to the Blackhawks one.
>>74644207
Boston.
>>74644207
Afternoon Pablo
>>74644207
the fat cunt in montreal
>>74644207
yeah it's rene rancourt ainec but i wouldn't swap him for anyone (except a hot girl that shows her titties and feet a bit perhaps)
>>74644228
>reebok for slavs
lol you are honestly dumb as HECK
>>74644228
You're deluded m8
>>74644213
Is a toss up between Boston and Chicago, I couldn't keep a straight face if I was one of the player desu
>>74644239
Never heard her
>snes first in the division
Truly the memest of teams
>>74644283
luckpuck: the team. same as the wild
Why bother watching when the Penguins are just going to win again?
>>74644339
D Y N A S T Y
Y
N
A
S
T
Y
the only reason the nhl doesn't want to do the olympics now is because the old boys club that runs the league is afraid that canada will get btfo again like at the wjc
Hopefully Addidas can make Wild fix their retarded jersey situation
>>74644428
Counterpoint: Jonathan Toews
End argument
>>74644428
By whom? Sweden? It'd be a good game.
why do teams even need 3rd jerseys? it's not like there's a 3rd type of location they play in. you're either home or away. 3rd jersey is reddit.
>>74644461
The american star forward? What does he have to do with anything?
>>74644548
autism
huomenta suomi
>>74644548
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
pad reductions when
>>74644283
>>74644296
>35 year old Craig Andercuck posting a .930.
>literally Hamburglar 2.0
Why do snes fans believe there team is good?
>>74644548
Can't be worse than the NFL littering every jersey with pink for a quarter of the season.
>>74644974
shut up stupid american
a-are we gonna win tonight?
>>74645296
>monleal
you should be embarrassed if you don't win by 3
BOSS
FUCKING
HOSS
>pens
>these mem teams
lol nashville would rek both these scrubs
>Canucks sign Drew Shore through the remaining of 2016-2017 season
We Playoffs now
>11:30
>no afternoon game
WTF
>>74644983
Pretty accurate, just came from the store and im fucking sweating bullets because its so hot outside
So i my EHM save Lou Lamoriello and Mitch Marner had a different that lead to Marner going to free agency and being picked up by the penguins. I tried to get him but he took the more money offer from Rutherford. Maybe thats why he wouldn't sign with Toranno.
Now Lamiorello just retired and once again the laffs will suffer as it is and it will always be.
>>74646006
This post makes me want to play again, but I always get bored after doing the annoying starting shit.
>>74646188
Might be, but it's well worth it.
I usually do all the starter stuff in a first session before the fun stuff the day (or the week-end) after
>>74646293
>Laine in 4th line with no PP time
delete this
>>74646319
Gotta develop those prospects carefully...
But yeah i should play him on the point, his shot is insane.
>>74646293
>utilizing the exact same 5 players in vastly different man power situations (5v4 & 5v3)
>having zero grasp of the flow of the game and the importance of open space on the ice and how it's conducive to higher percentage chances for certain styles of player
>running that 3rd line and that 2nd line with the personnel available to you on that roster
>not making a trade to partially leverage current success for potential future success beyond, at best, mediocrity
is this team actually run by benning and linden too haha ;P
>>74646475
Autism Speaks
>>74646475
Thanks for the input?
>>74646414
or put him in the AHL until he is ripe
I usually keep prospects there for really long
>>74646293
>Jake Vïrtänan is on the 2nd line
>Laine is on the 4th
Beeeoooooo
>>74646555
that roster is bad and you could fix it easily but it would suck for a while. since it's a game and it's actually fun to do it somewhat, you should do it, instead of hanging onto the past even in a virtual setting.
also what that finnish guy said is not a garbage idea but i don't think you can afford to right now. but you could afford to if you did the right thing
>>74646576
If he dosen't put up points yeah he'll go the AHL or the OHL with the Sarnia Sting
>>74646592
The will play the same amount of time in my system. Plus Jake isn't busting he got 47 pts last season, his first season.
>>74646620
I know that, but there's not much i can do until the Sedins contract is over (2018) I tanked for the 2016 draft who is miles better than the 2017 one in game. So right now i just gotta play the new kids and try to attain a respectable league position for the owners.
>>74646555
Thanks for the digits
God dammit, I can't find any decent streams for nhl games... I should've thought this thru before cutting cable
>>74646690
>Laine in OHL
you are actually making me angry even though i realize its virtual patrik
>>74646708
there's nhlstreams dot net
vip box or even sports-night dot net
when did the wild play the blackhawks?
>>74646903
2015 playoffs
>>74646933
try t make fun when I 'm stanidng in front of you, not behind a keyboard, you fucking moomin
@74646974
Lay off the fucking ouzo grease
>>74646903
you slept through the game with your ouzo-fueled hangover, smelly grease
>>74647087
I was at work friend
>>74644339
A repeated championship hasn't happened since like 1998. Not that it means the Pens wont win, but it will make their win more notable.
>>74647175
>since like 1998
didn't you mean 1988?
>>74647185
No, 1997 and 1998 SCF went to the Red Wings.
>>74647225
oh I didn't know that
>>74642901
are you
do you cheer for the rangers
>>74647237
I replied to the Greek guy once.
>>74647250
top fuciking kek
Anyone want a slice?
>>74647276
why is that frog so smuk while his team suck? WHAT DOES HE KNOW!!?
>>74647323
He knows that the Wheat King will fall right into his hands.
He has seen the future.
>>74647307
haha epic someone planted some extremely whacky ass shit in their unused basement fridge Lmao what a fucking freak. Haha this is some insanely 4chan shit right here, we are basically the neets and gross bad evil men of online. Hell yes
>>74647307
dirty fridges always triggers me
RUSSIAN MACHINE NEVER ____________?
>>74646800
Thanks leafbro
t. literal oldfag that has a hard time into technology
>>74647276
That's a nice streak you have there flams
>>74647614
You're welcome
>nhlstreams dot net
Here i made a mistake it's actually nhlstream dot net, no s
>no spicy bangers today
how is it possible?
i hate the flames cause i think all their players are memes. same with the panthers. im sorry but that is just how i feel in my heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJO4TIMGe00
Granlund is elite
>>74647594
Wins a fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK8Q2BJ_CPQ&t=40s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6quYvZKtNk
I feel like the magic is ruined a little
>>74647712
How much will Vegas ask to select Scandella? Dumba has pretty good potential and the mild need to free up cap room to sign Granlund and Nino. Scandella seems like the biggest piece to move.
>>74647712
>mentor temu salami
what the fuck are you on about Pierre?
>>74647805
>video made by ESPN
>not some bald guy in Minnesota
That is where you went wrong grease.
>>74647861
If Granlund had a mentor it was Ville Peltonen to be honest.
>>74647877
apparently, the guy who does them has hair
and don't call me grease, it's you who has grease in their veins and belly
the knights r cuming m8s
ur all doomed
golden knights will shine above all!!
david pastrnak is better than taylor hall and i wish to continue the argument i had with the dumb canadian who told me that he never would be ever if he has the balls to show himself right now
brad marchand is better than taylor hall and i wish to continue the argument i had with the dumb canadian who told me that he never would be ever if he has the balls to show himself right now
>>74647973
>implying Viggo Mortensen is the creator of the videos
His voice doesnt even sound the same. I refuse to believe Barry Melrose actually tracked the man down.
>>74648103
But the bruins still suck ass lmao
>cat is having a hell of a dream in my lap right now
>I assume he is reliving the time he was attacked by a coyote
>>74647838
I'm still wondering what Pittsburgh wants to so with Fleury. I doubt they can deal him away and if I were Vegas, I'd take Murray over Fleury+a late 1st any day. they'd have to buy him out I guess
>>74648181
I thought his voice sounded the same
>>74648235
what site is this from? I'd like to see the updated ones
>>74648235
those are all good picks, imo. and i know more about the sport than you do, so i win.
>>74648329
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/draft/nhl2016e.html
>>74648377
thanks my man
>>74648295
your a meanie
>>74648235
Senyshyn has only been outscored by Debrincat in his league and Debrusk has some of the best fancy stats in the AHL while being a rookie suffering from a couple of unlucky injuries on a shit offensive team. Senyshyn would have made the Bruins if not for having appendicitis. The other picks there are players that got to play for awful teams with no depth and still produced at a pedestrian level with awful possession metrics and lucky (bad xGF), like Zacha. Or can't miss picks.
>>74648235
strome, crouse, and meier are busts. provorov is incredibly overrated. how about Brandon Carlo chosen in the 2nd round by the Boston Bruins who is already playing first pairing minutes on a top-5 shot suppression and xGA pairing in the entire NHL? really causes one to ponder
>>74648460
So they are 3rd line depth players? Good thing they traded Hamiltion for Tom Wilson light.
>>74648557
this is a real bad post that doesn't make any sense. also hamilton plays 4d minutes and is a 4-5d by any meaningful metric except for xGF and that's because of who he plays with. he is a twitter meme player because he's had a hot point streak lately and cause he plays in a canadian market that it's ok to like online
>>74648552
>Matthews was 3 days too old to be drafted that year
>he might've gone 3rd overall to the Yotes
>>74648646
Sincerely shivers my timbers
>>74648689
>Arizona becomes relevant
>Finland gets a 1st overall
worst timeline
>>74648633
Even if those busts turn out to be serviceable that doesnt mean Sweeney didnt fuck up. Aho was on the board and he is a hockey mastermind
>inb4 what player did >your team draft
Someone picked after all three of them who has more NHL goals than zero (0)
>>74648552
>american
>young
>good
>handsome
wtf i love brendon carlo now.
>>74648778
aho is a great player, i don't disagree that a number of teams messed up in missing on him. i like his passion for the game too, he wants to have the puck. he's a winner
>>74648794
>>74648794
*Brandon
>>74648841
>>74648778
Why is the top image result for Aho still this guy? Who the hell is this?
>>74648945
thats sebastian aho, the hockey player
>>74648945
its me bitch
objectively true
>>74648945
Why are Sweeds so ugly?
5 OUT of 7 Canadian teams are currently in the playoffs.
Who here ready for Canada's for cup win in 25 years?
>>74649024
>shl
>tipsport
thats right cause that whole faggot league is perimeter play and deflected goals cause theyre basically retro nhl: the league. if you ever wanna see what the nhl was 6 or 7 years before the current date just go watch one of these nigger swedish games. lmao
the khl is genuinely entertaining if you watch one of the games including one of the 5 good teams in the league. and the games between the bad ones are still better than your average nhl game cause the players take chances and use their individual puck skills a lot more.
>>74649129
does the KHL have the least parity in the world?
>>74649096
>being in vs having a shot at winning
>>74649264
Hey
Whats the difference between joe sacco and joe sakic
thanks
Anyone else want Kane to beat McSecondary to the Ross and Crysby to the Rocket?
>>74649262
What's the difference?
>>74649676
How quickly you're playing golf after your first round exit.
>>74649350
Only one of them is running a team into ground with no survivors.
>>74649676
Detroit of the past 5 years vs Detroit of the next 5 years
>Chris Osbad
>Clayton Alcoholic
>>74649024
>EBEL (Erste Eishockey, Austrian league) being this low
we are memetastic, providing unecessarry long OTs and other fun stuff
pretty comfy league desu
why are there no russians on /hoc/
>>74650012
they are on their own board
>>74650012
why would russians come here
we don't watch the same league and don't speak the same language
plus when they come here its only to brag about or shit on the KHL
some playoff game here is about to enter 8th period of overtime
soon midnight
>>74637484
Play me in nhl on the xbox and get waxed
Should i start drinking
>>74650154
Sure, make yourself a nice hot cup of tea
>>74650145
Jesus
*blacks your path*
>Watchu looking at white boi?
>How many cups ya got?
>>74650145
Lel. Good on the audience to stick around
>>74650211
You betta get outta my way smiley ass nigga
>>74650139
I'd watch KHL if I had someone to shitpost about it tbf
Rangers @ Red Wings goalies
NYR: Antti Raanta (Finland)
DET: Jimmy Howard (USA)
Red Wings projected lineup
Tomas Tatar -- Henrik Zetterberg -- Gustav Nyquist
Justin Abdelkader -- Frans Nielsen -- Darren Helm
Andreas Athanasiou -- Dylan Larkin -- Riley Sheahan
Mitch Callahan -- Luke Glendening -- Drew Miller
Danny DeKeyser -- Mike Green
Nick Jensen -- Niklas Kronwall
Robbie Russo -- Xavier Ouellet
Petr Mrazek
Jimmy Howard
Rangers projected lineup
Chris Kreider -- Derek Stepan -- Mats Zuccarello
Pavel Buchnevich -- Mika Zibanejad -- Rick Nash
Michael Grabner -- Kevin Hayes -- J.T. Miller
Tanner Glass -- Oscar Lindberg -- Jimmy Vesey
Marc Staal -- Ryan McDonagh
Nick Holden -- Brendan Smith
Brady Skjei -- Steven Kampfer
Antti Raanta
Magnus Hellberg
>>74638060
As a Devils fan, I'm suicidal myself. Can't imagine what Hall must be going through. Probably a bit better since the guy makes millions.
>>74650456
Damn, I thought they were playing tomorrow
Thanks for the heads up
>>74650398
>finnish goaltending
welp, looks like it's detroit's to lose
hey guys, i dont really like hockey but i just came here to say that you guys have solid memes
habs-oilers
>>74650590
>>74650590
>>74650590
>>74650562
Thank you
>>74650562
T-thanks y-you too
>>74649980
is this legal
>>74650660
Thank you
>>74650683
Yes :)
>But this season, for the first time in nine years, the average Canadian NHL team is on pace to finish with a better record than the average American one.
>The difference is marginal: less than a point. But after a lot of years in the wilderness, that shift comes with a lot of optimism across Canada.
>Only seven teams in the NHL are on pace for a more than 10-point improvement over last season. Five of those are in Canada, with the Oilers’ incredible 27-point jump leading the way.The Leafs are right behindthem at a 24-point improvement, followed by Calgary with19.
All three are younger teams with cores on the rise.
https://theathletic.com/43751/2017/03/12/mirtle-a-closer-look-at-the-remarkable-rebirth-of-canadas-nhl-teams/
AMERILARDS BTFO
>>74650744
>on pace
>won't happen
lol
>>74650796
Rangers vs Red Wings
>>74650744
And yet an American team will win the cup, again.
>>74650777
Chicago will win the Cup again. Congrats on having one relevant NHL team, America.
>>74650777
>minnesota top 5
>cbj good
are memes always a year off?
>>74650744
>that whole article only works because Colorado has the worst season since the last expansion team entered the NHL
>>74650744
Better say thanks Colorado.
>>74650830
I think so too
/hoc/ still exists?
>>74650766
>>74650777
>>74650827
>>74650845
>>74650856
>Many of the top young stars in the NHLare now in Canada. Infact, nine of the top 13 scorers under age 22 are playing in this country this season
>>74650959
Finland tier cherrypicking
8th period finished
>>74650562
>>74651037
How exhausted are the players?
There was a 5 or 6 period playoff game in finland the other year and the players were just leaning at each other in net front plays
>>74650959
1993
>>74651099
>the players were just leaning at each other in net front plays
it's pretty close to that. Occationally a fourth liner gets ice time and looks a little fresher,
>>74650932
Yeah and all the tripfags fucked off and so should you
>>74651156
Ok. I have a job now. I miss you guys though.
>>74648753
>Implying Leafs wouldnt have taken Dubois
Leafs didnt need a Winger.
>>74651137
Have any team switched goalie?
>>74651020
Not cherrypicking at all you retarded kraut, the best young players + prospect pools belong to Canadian teams
The only American team that looked like it could compete in that regard was Arizona, but good luck to that rebuild considering their highest pick is a certified bust
>>74651037
>that many ads on the ice
Why is europe so poor?
Montreal looks like shit.
>>74651182
Dubois is a winger.
Matthews, Keller, Jost were the only Cs in the top 10.
>>74651297
Dubois played C in Cape Breton.
>>74647682
Sorry I haven't checked back, but in case you're still lurking, thanks again
>>74651219
nope
>>74651256
free money!
I think the hawks will win the division
>The Winnipeg/Atlanta has never won a playoff game in 18 years
Just dissolve it
>>74651345
Thanks
they started showing NHL results
>>74651440
lets go storhamar
>>74651440
Spa reminds me of the senators. So go spa
>>74651440
>Jakob De La Rose's big brother Erik De La Rose scored Storhamar's goal
#themoreyouknow
>>74651630
true
game started at 1800. Six hours and 40 mins ago
>71 vs 72 shots on goal after 8 periods
That is quite few tbf. Really close though
>only 14 penalty minutes in total (8/6)
Penguins are down 7 starters (all expected back by the playoffs), yet we are only 1 point shy of leading the league and are on a 5 game win streak. We really are going to repeat this year and it won't be close.
>>74651671
link to stream?
>>74651671
Sorry, meant to give you a (you) here --> >>74651726
:)
>>74651727
post yfw you realize >you peaked too early
>>74651732
can't find a stream for it
>>74651745
takk :)
once minute until it's the longest overtime ever, btw
>>74651768
it's now the longest hockey game ever
people started cheering
going to bed, good night /hoc/
>>74651812
Nice.
It must feel really horrible to lose this game. Spending all this time and energy, for nothing..
>>74651870
Good night sleep tight
>>74651870
God natt söte bror
>>74651870
sleep tight nordbro
you deserve it you were part of history
Update from another Norbro:
The players can barely stand upright at this point.
Some guy bought the last 4 chocolates so now the Arena is also emptied for any food.
>>74652331
holy shit
>>74652331
Do you know if they have a plan B? I mean at some point they might want to consider to stop the game and either end it with a shootout or to keep playing another day
>>74651329
Only for a few games. 99% of his game tape online features him as a winger. Was also a winger in the WJCs.
Not that it matters, he won't be either a C or a W in the NHL :^)
>>74651418
>Calgary has only won 4 playoff series since they won the Cup in 1989
>3 of those 4 series were in their miracle 2004 run
>Avalanche eliminated already with 41 points
>2nd lowest team is 56 points
Holy shit, I knew they were bad, but not that bad.
>>74652430
>only other series win vs chinkpooper
LMAO
>>74652331
>>74651870
what game is this?
>>74652473
Up until this season, '14-'15 Buffalo was probably the worst cap era team. That's the team that was basically icing the Rochester Americans in an attempt to get McMeme.
This year's Avs are somehow worse than the biggest tankjob we've seen in a while.
what record are the pens gonna have when they repeat? 16-0? 16-1?
Devlels haven't won a game since February 18.
That would've been a great losing stretch at this time of year in 2015 or 2016.
Livestream of the match here:
Zucerbergsite /cato.busch/videos/vb.1070007475/10211071370434734/?type=3&theater
>>74652593
3-4 :^)
>>74652708
You're being awful generous with the 3
>>74652708
it's 16 wins for the cup senpai
UPDATE:
PENALTY SHOT MISSED. Nearing the end of the 10th period. Linked a facebook stream earlier
http://teamschafer.1apps.com/
canada 1000% choke edition vs USA
>>74652708
>3-4
>as of today would be facing the blowjackets with home ice
Switch those digits
>>74652776
i'm aware the pens aren't repeating yes
>>74652807
but they are desu
>>74652829
no they aren't lol
>>74652838
who can stop us?
>>74652853
a few in the east and whoever comes outta the west
>>74652593
Crosby won his last cup ever last year faggot
it's McDavid's turn now, he's going to win his first cup this season and will end up with more than Crysby
>>74652864
It takes more than one good player to win a cup. I'll forgive you for not knowing that, since it's been so long since the oilers mattered.
>>74652864
only canadian teams to make playoffs will be ottawa and mtl
>>74652864
Who are the two other players that will win it for him?
>>74652864
Agreed
This is the new face of the NHL
>>74652796
>Nearing the end of the 10th period
>>74652861
The Atlantic Division is poop, Jackets are a meme, and Washington always collapses versus Pittsburgh. The west is Minny and a bunch of frauds. Face the truth senpai.
>>74652796
>Norwegian hockey
10th period over, still 1-1.
half to three-quarters of the audience has left at this point
10th period just finished. Almost 2 AM. Game started 8 hours ago
>>74652916
and the pens are a paper tiger with literally no defense
>>74652939
>doubting Justin Schultz
>>74652938
absolute mad men still watching in the arena
>>74652935
How can you live such an legendary game?
>>74652883
>Oilers only have one good player
Pongs ""fan"" since 2009 spotted
>>74652889
Oilers are making the playoffs, you might want to take a look at the standings faggot. Flames are going to make it too, unfortunately (but will get bounced 1st round)
>>74652895
McDavid doesn't need other players to win it for him like Crysby
Could a 51 year old Mario Lemieux make the Avs roster?
>>74653009
>McSecondary doesn't need other players
>>74653009
Who else does Edmonton have? A bunch of busts?
>>74652938
>Game started 8 hours ago
>>74653028
Hell if Wayne Gretzky still skated and stayed in shape he could
Mario tho is crippled with post-injury problems not sure he could play efficiently
>>74653032
>hurrr secondary assists don't count because I say so xD
Kys autist
>>74653044
>who is leon draisaitl
>who is cam Talbot
Are all Pongs fans retarded casuals?
>>74653012
what do you mean?
>>74653091
>pongs
>fans
remember how they almost went bankrupt twice?
>>74653091
60 points and below average goaltending? I don't think it's that impressive, friend.
Few minutes into the 11th period. Sparta almost scored in a PowerPlay.
>>74653269
>11 periods
Jesus christ
We are not only shit in /hoc/
We also have the worlds longest match now.
For the last two weeks i've been 4 days sober
>>74653342
>just kill me t. guy in the middle
>>74653342
>that hairline before 30
>>74653392
I'm sure most of us would lose our hair after 10 periods of hockey.
>>74653342
Is it on tv?
>>74653269
>Few minutes into the 11th period
wasn't this over???
>>74652861
>a few in the east and whoever comes outta the west
Hahaha
We own the east and the west has been shit for years
>>74653419
Fucking lol!
You have ten milliseconds to convince me why the Pens are not repeating
>>74653478
You have ten nanoseconds to convince me why any team south of New York is allowed to exist
>>74653441
Sumo.
>>74653469
http://www.dagbladet.no/sport/folk-ringer-inn-til-politiet-savner-kjaere-som-er-pa-hockeykamp/67392119
kek
family members of spectators still at the game have been calling the local police and reporting them as missing
>>74653513
Lel
>>74653513
Hardcore!
The bandwagoners left it so they could go on work tomorrow.
>claiming that McDavid will win the cup
>can't even beat Montreal
What did he mean by this?
Why not fucking call it a tie or something?
holy shit finally
STORHAMAR WINS 2-1. IT FINALLY ENDS
>>74653513
they should call for abduction, it has mor validity
STOOOOOORHAAAAAMAAAAARRR
!!!!!!
Why no caps thread
I'm just happy for the players they dont have to suffer anymore
>>74653619
Why no caps fans
>>74653625
Norwegian hockey is all about suffering.
>>74653134
>below average goaltending
Talbot is one of the best goalies in the league, and Draisaitl would be 1C on plenty of teams
Alright, let's be super serious here.
What are the chances of the Oilers not making the playoffs?
>>74653661
kek
>>74653469
trick question, they are
>>74653580
8 hours 32 minutes.
Not bad.
>>74653508
>relevant division
>get shitton of free points from devlels hurrishits and floyers
KEK
>>74653689
217 min 13 sec playtime.
>>74653674
0%
>>74653669
he's worse than Murray, and Draisaitl gets to face easier competition than McMeme, which inflates his stats.
>>74653697
Those 3 teams have winning records against non-metro teams
edmemetown relocation when?
Press F to pay respect to norwegian hockey
>>74653727
>0%
fuck
at least mcdavid won't hit the hart or art ross trophy
>>74653674
is that your sister?
>yfw you pick the wrong team
>Coilers
>"McMeme is a generational talent"
kek
Patches really wanted that empty netter. No hattie for Byron.
Also Edmonton will never win a cup with that defense and McSecondary as a captain
>>74653752
Nah.
They are so shit that they can't score.
>>74653134
you think that 60 points are not impressive in a season?
>>74653727
>pongs bandwagoners in charge of hockey knowledge
Draisaitl literally plays on the same line as McMeme you fucking retard.
And I didn't say Talbot was better than Murray, I said he's one of the best goalies in the league and he's easily the best goalie in the West
The point is the Oilers have more than just McDavid, anyone who doesnt know that is a filthy fucking casual like you. Typical ""fan"" since 2009 KEK
>>74653776
my bad, there's a 1.8% chance they miss. But yeah, playoffs will expose McD as a fraud.
I hope this faggot crashes on his way home tonight
>>74653795
that little oilers kid got eiffel towered by two canadiesn fans
he will grow up contesting oil as a valuable source of energy
>>74653798
Betcha they will trade RNH or Final Solution for a upcoming elite defender
Haynd Fleury would be good for them, he just needs time to develop a la Subban
>>74653778
nah, if only tho
>>74653816
McDavid doesnt have the leadership qualities to drag deadmonton to a cup
>>74653744
>wanting to relocate the dynastic franchise, which is associated with the sport's greatest player
>>74653776
Kek you fucking wish chink, he is for sure taking the art ross, might not get the Hart thanks to Eastern media sucking Crysbys dick
>>74653795
McDavid is generational, in his 2nd season hes already better than Crosby
Ducks or caps ?
caps 2 in a row lost
ducks btfo by blues by lucky goal so theyre anger
>>74653816
>they play on the same line
Okay, so McMeme draws people away from Draisaitl, makes it easier for him to score.
>Best goalie in the west
wew lad, he's not even the best in the pacific.
>>74653809
like half the penguins have 60+ points, so not really.
>delusional edmonton fan's damage control
heartiest of keks
>>74653849
>shitty left handed defenceman
>"up and coming"
go shove a fork up your dick hole
>>74653849
Draisaitl isn't going anywhere.
>>74653860
>wanting to relocate the dynastic franchise, which is associated with the sport's greatest player
LA just really isnt a hockey town
>>74653853
hahahaha, you post funny pictures
why "if only"? to fuck her or beat her up? she is silly.
>>74653878
>whining about penalties AGAIN
>every single game they've been whining about refpuck
>17 years x 82 games = 1394 games of ref bias
TOP KEK
>>74653895
I think he's talking about the >rags
>>74653912
His work at St Louis is really underrated desu
>>74653866
The fact you didn't know they play on the same line renders everything you're saying worthless. You're a typical Pongs fan that has no clue about the NHL outside of Shittsburgh
Not to mention, your argument doesn't refute that Draisaitl would be 1C on many teams. The Oilers have two first line centers, but are currently playing them together to maximize McDavid
>not even the best in the pacific
Kek who the fuck do you think is better exactly? Quick is a joke, Elliott is a system babby on a hot streak, Gibson is shit and lost his job to a backup, Smith is garbage, Miller is garbage
>>74638619
how do you end up with a head like a cucumber
>>74653927
List the teams Nazi would be a 1C
>>74639440
hyvaa huomenta pekka
>>74653927
>damage control the post
Come on Edmonton, you're turning into laff fans with the excuses at this point.
>>74653931
by eating a lot of veggies of course
(btw veggies are good for you)
>>74653910
>"I'm against all immigration"
What about space pods that contain infants or shrinking whole cities and smuggling them into America?
>>74653927
I'm sorry I haven't memorized the line combos for out of conference teams, I guess. The Pens have two top line centers as well, but they can play them apart because they're just that good.
And Bishop is better than Talbot, hth :^)
Flyers fan here
Pongs would sweep shitmonton
>>74653954
Technically modern Superman was born in America because Byrne foresaw such an issue
>>74638016
>Can't pucks in charge of evaluating talent
>>74638028
(You)'re Welcome