KC:Phew: No structural damage for Sal Perez
CLE:Andrew Miller blows lead in loss to D.R.
SEA:Cruz rescues D.R. with heroic 3-run blast
WAS:Nationals place Derek Norris on waivers
MIA:J.T. Realmuto a platoon option at first base?
MIN:Gibson fires five shutout innings vs Red Sox
LA:Hyun-Jin Ryu fans two in spring debut
BOS:Sale fans five in four one-hit frames vs Rays
NYY:Tanaka fans seven in four shutout frames Sat.
BAL:O's close to minor league deal with Alvarez
BOS:David Price (elbow) throws in cage Saturday
MIN:Trevor May diagnosed with torn UCL
You may only reply to this post if your team traded a relief pitcher only months away from extreme regression for some top tier prospects.
Windians
fuck andrew miller
The US needs a DR win or at least a high scoring Colombia win
If the US loses, they need a DR win and not to lose to Canada by more than 3
>>74636873
No they need to win and have the US lose
Or lose and the US lose and then beat the other team in the tiebreaker
>>74636888
Yeah we can't say much about not bringing our best closer because that was our best closer
Team Israel (i.e. USA's E team).
Dat heart.
>Israel is gonna beat Cuba
Gonna sting even more when we don't make the next round
>>74637114
Well, it's not like their team was recruited from the local Tel Aviv Kosher League.
All American born players with MLB/Minor league experience.
It's funny how those scrappy bastards are showing more resolve than our main team.
>tfw Canada will beat us tomorrow
Why does America always get embarrassed in the WBC?
>>74637144
They got rid of the only real Israeli there
>Down 1 run
>2 outs
>Soria gives up 5 runs
Pottery
>>74637079
Colombia pretty much just needs to win
first tiebreak is runs allowed per IP
Colombia has allowed 4 in 19 innings
DR has allowed 7 in 18
USA has allowed 9 in 19
They beat DR and they are ahead of them and I'm assuming if Colombia wins it'll be a low scoring game, can't see them winning a slugfest. And USA is likely to give up another couple runs against Canada even if they win. So tiebreak game if US wins will most likely be US-DR
>>74637114
it's pretty stupid how much worse the teams on that side are. One of Netherlands or Israel will be in the semis. Just like Netherlands last time
Inb4 drob blows it vs Canada
No seriously, he got lucky today
But look up how many walkoffs that fuckface """"closer"""" gave up to the blue jays
Just thinking of it makes me want to punch something
TAKE HIM OFF US ALREADY NATS
>>74637185
Because we treat it like a spring training game and everyone else treats it like Game 7 of the World Series
Going back to the Colombia game, if Leyland didn't have to take Archer out and pitch so many guys, he could have been more liberal with the pitchers today and not have to worry about them tomorrow
We could have had a better handle on the game
>>74637205
>nurse
>>74637196
They only count games between the teams tied
So a high scoring game could launch the US into 1st
>>74637279
Are we Nurse posting
>>74637205
Who here /out of the park/
>>74637320
>0-3
>.162 avg
>.183 avg
>3 home runs
How can someone be so shit and still be in the major leagues?
Mariners!
>>74637205
Does someone have the embarrassed Whos fan reaction to this?
>>74637195
fuck i remember this game. this was when the royals were on that meme run because of a mantis
>>74637355
JD Martinez injury and the only other option was a 6'7 slow fuck
It's funny because he will be starting this year for them
>>74637370
>embarassed
More like suicidal
>>74637384
Was talking about Robertson obviously
The point was he gave up 3 home runs including the game tying one to sub .200 hitters
Some closer
The leafs are starting Dempster
We've got nothing to worry about
If that's the only game we lose then it will be fine
>>74637407
>Dumpster
>>74637399
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well their only other options were Fat Albers amd Nate Jones lol
I'm not sure why Puerto Rico isn't higher
They would lose by like 14 to get into that tiebreaker game
>>74637407
>yfw americans are up early against Ryan dumpster
>it goes to 7-1 in the 9th
>David Robertson comes in
>>74637454
>>74637461
Canada would have to score 10 at that point and they can only score 4 at a time so we're good
Does anyone else love these angles?
>>74637502
Do us a favor and let us mercy-rule you tomorrow
Btw there's also a scenario where if the US and Canada was to not score until the 15th inning and Canada win 1-0 it would eliminate Colombia given they lose to the DR
>>74637528
Big dog Freddie gonna carry the team desu
5-5 5. 5HR
>>74637553
Actually we're gonna to do what Taiwan did and just bean him every time he comes to the plate
Who's starting for the US tomorrow?
>>74637579
Lefty Danny Duffy
Not sure if he has a pitch count like Archer
>>74637565
stop
>>74637630
In the qualifers the Czech Republic only lost to Mexico 2-1 in large part by walking Adrian Gonzalez 3 of his 4 plate appearances
jash
>>74636927
Mariners!
>team Israel has a whos player on their team
>they still won
Is this the power of jews?
Since the US will be the home team, there's a possibility if the Canadians have 1 or 2 run lead in the 9th or later, they would have already eliminated themselves and to stay in the tournament they would need the US to extend the game
So it would be in their best interest to give up runs to tie the game
You may only reply to this post if you'll wake up with a head tomorrow
Not so fast Puerto Rican fans in Jalisco
Who is unironically rooting for the Leafs for the keks tomorrow?
>>74637911
Not me, traitor
>>74637915
>rooting for a country with zero redeeming qualities about it
>doesn't care about his team's players
the traitor's you, desu
>>74637929
Get the fuck out
>>74637939
Make me :^)
Desu, it's a free country, and I can root for whoever the fuck I want to. If I want to see you mart sharters crap your pants again, I will do so against your own will. There is NOTHING you can do about it m8
>>74637952
Fag
>>74637823
Gdl is a safe city. They will be alright.
>>74637461
>mlbgfw
>>74637961
>rooting for a shitty country in a meme tournament
>not rooting for the meme team
You're the faggot.
*bops your prospects*
>>74637968
You're the one who called it a free country
If you want to be a scumbag and root against the country you live in fine
Be the disciple chicano you've always been
>>74638019
m8 I'm rooting for Team Israel because this tournament is a joke and you know it. That doesn't make me a Chicano or whatever you want to call me. Kys faggot.
>>74638033
This tournament is a joke only to you scumbag unpatriotic England-tier fans
>>74638046
t. Sharter
why is everyone so upset?
It's just a game, guys
>>74638100
Memes trigger Amerisharts, nothing new
>>74638100
I'm mad that people don't care about the USA and rather watch scrimmages between what are basically greedy corporations whose owners really only care about profit
American fans are the absolute worst. They all believe they're all patriotic and shit but don't give a damn about any team usa
>>74638127
SHART
>>74638154
There's no you're not chicano if that's your only out
>there are """people""" in this general who root for a fake country's team to win this tournament over their own
Has /mlb/ devolved into cancer?
>>74638217
>over their own
US is not their country, they are the exact same kind of trash invaders Trump needs to kick the fuck out.
Damn these yids can swing the bat
And that Cuban in right field cespedes is quick as fuck.
>the new intentional walk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74638127
>he thinks international competition ISN'T a giant money-making scheme
why do you think certain sports lose/gain Olympic status, like baseball? The countries involved, including the best ones, need to be convinced it's profitable enough
>>74637195
>Soria gives up 5 runs
that's my boy
that's my little man
Better get some X's ready, too
There are "people" that actually think that the WBC is more important than the World Series
So, wait. Who moves on is decided (at least partially) by runs scored? What is this, fucking soccer?
>>74639939
It is. I'd rather the USA win the WBC than my team win the World Series.
>>74640058
>>74638607
Yeah just like rowing or curling which are huge money-making sports.
>>74640058
No it isn't and you're retarded
The only reason you might say that is if your team has no chance of winning
>>74640197
I wish they would let me next door so I can spit in your face.
What are the chances of the nips blowing this one?
>>74640193
those sports aren't multibillion dollar industries kid. The MLB is massively more profitable and popular than the olympics. The health risk and downsides are wait too high relative to the profit compared to the MLB.
So is David Price all right?
>>74640267
He looks like a cartoon character
>>74640264
You aren't even moving the goalposts anymore. You are putting down new goalposts on the spot.
>>74640311
>i'm a five year old who doesn't understand economics so it's moving the goalpost!!
Lmao, sure. The multibillion dollar Yankees/Sox totally think it would be great for a star player on a 7 year deal to get an injury in a meaningless tournament that doens't benefit them any. Stay retarded kid.
>>74640371
>Yankees/Sox
also consider that the steroid industry collapses without these two teams competing
>>74640383
Is... Is that actually him?
>>74640588
Yeah. He was in an episode of Uncle Grandpa. A few others were too.
Can't lost a post season start if you're in a cartoon!
>>74640193
Curling is the best Winter Olympic sport. Tall, blonde Nordic women in tight spandex vigorously sweeping. It appeals to my sense of the bizarre.
GAURANTEED
>>74640843
RAPE
>okay okay. nevermind. fuck drob. We'll take our chances with Kelley
>>74640855
>>74640843
Are we talking about Sweden now?
>each frame now begins with runners on 1st and 2nd
Wow I sure do love the WBC it is true baseball
Fucking slants
>>74641106
Yup, is starts with the DH and fucking up the IBB. From there, it's chaos.
>74641208
God, you're such a cuck
Does anyone know any good sites for fantasy baseball money leagues? I'm a bit of a F.B.B. savant I believe. I've always dominated my friendly leagues, then last year I played my first money league and won. But it was with CBS Fantasy Sports so the rules were odd and the payout was only 50% of the dues.
So anyone have any leads on good Fantasy Baseball money leagues?
>>74640632
what the fuck? episode name?
>>74641382
I'm betting if you googled "uncle grandpa baseball" it'd be near the top of the results
What is this neo-4chan that demands being spoonfed and gets upset when they don't get it
Just when you think we're at the bottom, the plebbit invasion finds a way to roll us further down hill
Disgusting, pathetic
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>>74640838
>tight spandex
So, in other words, you have never watched a minute of curling in your life.
>SIXTEEN DAYS
>>74641606
>tfw too poor for a ps4
>>74641606
Why isn't this coming to the PC.
>Peraza - .320 BA, 200 H, 110 R, 45 SB
>Duvall - 40 HR, 115 RBI
>Hamilton - 80 SB, Gold Glove
>Schebler - .300, 40 2B
>Herrera - .310 BA, 15 HR, 30 2B in 120 games
>Iglesias and Lorenzen - combine for 200 IP, 18 wins, 1.010 WHIP and 250 K's in relief
>Garrett - 12-3, 180 K's in 22 starts, 140 IP, ROY
>Votto - >.330 BA, .425 OBP, 48 2B, 32 HR, 110 RBI, MVP
My Resdlesg gon put on a laser show tbqh
>luckswing
>the pitcher "hits"
Game thread for when it's time
>>74641805
>>74641805
>>74641805
>>74641805
>>74641550
Okay. Maybe not spandex, but tight fitting anyway. Still. Tall blonde, hot Nordic women sweeping. Plus, it's a weird as fuck sport. Lots of cool factor.
>>74641934
It's on the same tier as darts and bowling
Yeah let me watch some fucking bowling
Crank up that bowling bitch
>>74641992
Darts and bowling aren't nearly as weird as curling. Also Nordic women>fat drunk Americans>toothless drunk pub bongs
This guy's a Whos fan. Give him some extra encouragement
>>74642126
I'm actually a Barves fan, but I can use that encouragement
>>74642148
braves dark horse 2017 mate
>>74642159
I doubt that very much
>>74642188
darkest horse in the stable
>>74642159
wouldn't be surprised if they stay technically "in it" until late august, but I bet their wheels fall off and fall off hard late in the season all of the fossils will need chances to physically recover that they just won't get
>>74642210
The Marlins will be a little better this year. The Braves, Phillies and Mets, not so much.
>>74642282
>Mets
>>74642282
Braves added a bunch of retread pitchers who will nevertheless add a lot of wins from last year's team. Their prospects are ready to graduate. Braves could surprise if Mets fall to the injury bug and Harper can't return to being elite.
>>74642103
Why don't you watch one or two curling matches then have an opinion, kid?
*Blocks your basepath*
*Steals your MVP*
*Throws out your baserunner*
*Walks-off you pitcher*
*Dingers your baseball*
>>74641992
Hey. Darts is cool
>>74641824
Reminder
Colombia-DR
>>74641805
>>74642671
The reason you spam this guy 24/7 is that the Yankees have literally nothing else going. Enjoy your meme.
>>74642739
>>74642763
*checks these dubs*
>>74642725
Bowling is fun to play, not to watch
Darts is neither
>>74642872
WRONG
>>74642872
100 year curse
>>74642671
*regresses*
>>74642671
>tfw we are on the eve of another yankee dynasty
>tfw he is part of a future new core four
>>74642872
My first 2 digits are how many home runs he will have. My last 2 are how many people will be dumb enough to run on Gary "Mother Fucking" Sanchez
If the first 5 digits of my post number are 74643 then the entire Cubs team will get buster for the drugs they've been doing and the Dodgers, Red Shits, Yanks, Cusb and Rags will never win a(nother) Worlds Eries
>>74643562
Good on ya but that is way too easy to call. 74643 and Cubes are still busted but you're gay.
>>74637740
this really shakes the can of mixed nuts
>>74643604
If the first number of my post is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 or 9 then I'm gay ha too bad homophobes
>>74643685
Does it put a zap on your map?
>>74643688
hi trevor
>Fulmer strikes out the side
>tfw morse crushed it yesterday
c-can he make the roster boys?
>DR won
What the fuck lmao seriously?
You may only reply to this post if you used to collect these when you were younger.
>tfw I never got a Schilling, Piazza, or Ichiro but I constantly got Sammy Sosa
>>74644270
Show me a team soda can or you aren't a real life long die hard
>>74644347
>Willingly drinking the nectar of Satan
Enjoy Hell.
>>74643887
Jints
>>74644514
ALE Power Ranking
Boston
Toronto
Baltimore
New York
Tampa
>>74644767
Flip it
Today's Lineup
TEX@CWS
LAD@KC
MIL@CIN
ARI@SF
CHC@OAK
CLE@SD
SEA@LAA
CIN@COL
CWS@LAD
Now we turn it over to Home Base with Santino Falcone.
>>74644889
Hey, welcome to Home Base, I am Santino Falcone. I will be accepting call-ins all show. But first my mock draft for the MLB.
>>74644889
>>74644914
>>74644767
The Yankees are winning the AL East, ALDS, ALCS, and WS and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
2017 MLB Mock Draft
MIN/Jeren Kendall
CWS/Brady McConnell
BAL/Jake Burger
CIN/Hunter Greene
PIT/Alex Lange
TOR/Corbin Martin
SD/Royce Lewis
MIA/Tristan Beck
LAD/Cole Brannen
TB/Alex Faedo
KC/Hans Crouse
BOS/Micheal Gigliotti
ATL/Jordon Adell
HOU/Pavin Smith
WAS/Hagen Danner
OAK/J.B. Bukauskas
NYY/Trevor Rodgers
TEX/Garrett Mitchell
ARI/Kyle Wright
SEA/J.J. Schwarz
CHC/Seth Romero
PHI/Tanner Houch
DET/Colton Hock
TOR/MacKenzie Gore
MIL/Brendan McKay
SF/Blayne Enlow
TEX/Brendon Little
LAA/D.L. Hall
NYM/Jacob Heatherly
CHC/Wil Crowe
>>74645081
How good is this draft supposed to be?
reminder that Brantley is still kill and now Kipnis is too
>>74645081
>Angels pick guy named DL
>>74645081
>74637939
so,youre say JJ Schwarz will be a bust?
>>74644914
>>74644889
>>74645081
>all this autism
>>74645142
Not really, but he fits in with the Mariners' style of play.
>this one asshole who keeps blowing the horn at the WBC games in Miami
>>74645271
What a nice dog. What's his name?
>>74645289
Dagger
Post current "superteam"s
Cubs
Dodgers
Red Sox
That's it, right?
>Dodgers
>>74645464
I think you're forgetting someone
>>74637195
I had take to calling him "Walk 'em off" Soria" irl. Caught on with a few people actually. Fucker can't handle stress.
>>74645464
Yeah but that doesn't mean nearly as much as in the NFL or NBA. Those teams could still fold and choke at any second.
Post baseball dogs.
>>74645464
In my opinion, these superteams would be
Blue Jays, Cubs, Indians.
Bruce Horper just absolutely crushed another HR. He's baaaaaack.
>>74645562
I would post a picture of a stadium hot dog ha ha but I'm too lazy to go through the effort to make such a pedestrian joke so here's my imageless post anyway now leave me alone
>>74645609
>Daniel Nava 3-3 today
OMFG
They have the same eyes
>>74645839
more jpg
>>74645464
>superteam
>no rings in almost 3 decades
>>74645562
>>74645847
more nats or more max?
Puerto Rico
LF Angel Pagan (Free Agent)
SS Francisco Lindor (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
3B Carlos Correa (Houston Astros, MLB)
DH Carlos Beltran (Houston Astros, MLB)
2B Javier Baez (Chicago Cubs, MLB)
1B Kennys Vargas (Minnesota Twins, MLB/AAA)
C Roberto Pérez (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
RF Mike Avilés (Free Agent)
CF Enrique Hernández (Los Angeles Dodgers, MLB)
SP José Berríos (Minnesota Twins, MLB)
Italy
CF Brandon Nimmo (New York Mets, MLB/AAA)
RF John Andreoli (Chicago Cubs, AAA)
DH Francisco Cervelli (Pittsburgh Pirates, MLB)
LF Rob Segedin (Los Angeles Dodgers, MLB/AAA)
2B Daniel Descalso (Colorado Rockies, MLB)
1B Chris Colabello (Cleveland Indians, AAA)
3B Alex Liddi (Tigres de Quintana Roo, MEX) Former Mariners prospect; Born in Italy
C Drew Butera (Kansas City Royals, MLB)
SS Gavin Cecchini (New York Mets, MLB/AAA
SP Luis Lugo (Cleveland Indians, A+)
>>74646020
based 4th outfielder
>>74645081
Where's the Tribe pick? Have >we traded it away?
>>74646020
>italy
>filled with Americans
For what purpose?
Italy-Puerto Rico
>>74646123
>>74646123
>>74646123
>>74646186
Italians are white
>>74646186
muh heritage
>Dominican'ts
wew
>>74646367
>wops
>white
pick 1
MOOOOOOOOOOOse
Our guy?
>Andrew Miller is an elite closer
Literally Casilla-tier desu
>>74647622
>Andrew Miller is a closer
Your first mistake
>Breaking: Clayton Kershaw suffering from elbow tightness. Will need MRI.
>>74647706
he's standing on 3rd while nate "52 pitches for 4 outs" karns makes an ass out of himself
nvm he just crossed the plate, nate "53 pitches for 4 outs and 4 ER" karns is agape bout the backside and is showing everone
Is anyone unironically rooting for Canada for the keks?
>>74647825
No one other than you hates their country this much
>>74638127
international competitions are far worse. you have mafia organizations like the IOC and FIFA that sit on their fiefs as """"""""organizers""""""""", take bribes en masse to the point where it's institutional, and then pocket the revenue from events so they can have billion dollar reserves "for developing sport around the world" and give their members 50 grand allowances for hookers and blow in five star hotels every time they step foot outside the house.
>>74648068
>hosmeme
Is it wrong if I unironically say I want him to die?
USA vs. Canada pitcher matchup
Duffy vs. Dempster
>rags
>it was 5-0
>RAGS
eric hosmer he's a're man
if he can't do it no one can
So the US needs how many runs to advance?
>>74648637
Don't lose by more than 2
Anybody watching Cusb at Choakland?
If box seats by the dugout or home plate are $1500-$2000 for one game - what the hell do season tickets cost in this range? Somewhere between a Porsche and a Ferrari?
>Dempster
how am I even supposed to take this shit seriously when we have forty year olds who haven't thrown in years coming it off retirement to gift the game to murrica
this dude hasn't thrown in three fucking years. what's he trying to prove, daddy's still got it before he throws out his back 2 outs and 5 runs in? did we run out of minor leaguers and KBOers? christ can't even make it interesting
if you manage to fuck this up you inbred cucks I will be making millisecondly reminders of your shame
any open ESPN fantasy leagues?
>>74648975
We are so bad that Dempster and Gagne are our best options
>>74648975
never doubt the demp
>>74649025
Frankly, I don't think Duffy was the best choice for USA either. I'm not saying he's bad though. Great pitcher, but not really the best choice for tonight. I think the better choice would've been Neshek or Miller.
>>74649152
duffy is a bonafide major league pitcher throwing to minor leaguers
dempster is three years into retirement being called upon to throw to top major league players. shit is so fucking lopsided, at least you have a legit pitcher
>godfather theme
Cheeky
finally we get to see who truly is the better country in north america
Canada
2B Pete Orr (Retired) Current scout for Brewers
3B Eric Wood (Pittsburgh Pirates, NRI) Last played in AA
1B Freddie Freeman (Atlanta Braves, MLB) Born in California
LF Tyler O'Neill (Seattle Mariners, NRI) LAst played in AAA
DH Justin Morneau (Free Agent)
RF Jamie Romak (San Diego Padres, AAA)
CF Rene Tosoni (Sugar Land Skeeters, ATL)
C George Kottaras (Free Agent) Last played in AAA
SS Jonathan Malo (Capitales de Quebec, CAN-AM)
SP Ryan Dempster (Retired)
>>74649388
>>74649388
>>74649465
>boom baba boom baba boom
>Osich still employed
>>74649388
>a literal scout is playing 2B
Game thread
>>74649632
>>74649632
>>74649632
>>74649632
Venezuela Vs. Mexico pitchers
VEN: Yusmerio Petit (Los Angeles Angels)
MEX: Luis Mendoza (Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters)
>>74649607
>Cain has not had a scoreless outing
>Will be #5 starter anyway
I WANT OFF MR BOCHY'S WILD RIDE
>>74650001
>Blach has had a great spring
>Almost no chance of making the opening day roster becuase muh veterans
Derek Jeter should play for team USA
>#Rockies 1B Ian Desmond has a left hand fracture. He'll see a hand specialist Monday
>>74651030
Oh shit, my bad. Darren Jetta
White Sox Vs. Dodgers pitchers
CWS: Derek "Dutch Oven" Holland (USA)
LAD: Alex Wood (USA)
>>74642126
I'm liking this meme
>Ian Desmond has a broken hand
>David Dahl has a rib stress reaction
>Chad Bettis' cancer is back
Fuck me. Why does god hate the Rockies?
>>74651772
dude
>A fucking leaf
>Ryan dumpster
>>74652258
.1 IP, 2 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 3BB, 27.00 ERA
MLB Injury update
Trevor May/Torn right UCL
Cody Anderson/ Sprained UCL
Chad Bettis/Cancer
Matt Duffy/Surgery
Nathan Eovaldi/Surgery
Jeff Locke/Left biceps tendinitis
Logan Ondrusek/Sore right elbow
Preston Tucker/Surgery
Socrates Brito/Dislocated left finger
Andrew Cashner/Right biceps tendinitis
Roenis Elias/Right intercostal strain
Sonny Gray/Strained lat
Brett Nicholas/Torn meniscus
Dan Winkler/Surgery
David Dahl/Stress reaction in ribcage
Anthony DeSclafani/Right elbow soreness
>>74653699
>>74653721
>>74653737
He owns DeGrom
>>74653253
What the fuck are these fags doing all winter that they get so brittle.
>>74650044
Blach isn't enough of an upgrade over Cain to justify DFA'ing Cain.
>>74653862
>Those titties bouncing in the background
>>74653745
>>74653721
>>74653699
How come he keeps pitching to him?
So can we crown the Yankees WS champs for 2018-2023 already
>>74654064
Me gusta
>>74654064
this
can we also crown Israel as 2017 and 2021 WBC Champions?
>>74654090
>2021
Anon, I....
baseball sucks lmao
>>74645585
>blue jays
hahaha
delet ur name
>>74653253
>Chad Bettis/Cancer
/ourguy/
reminder that the WBC is a shitty meme tournament and that hockey got the international competition right
Fuck this shitty meme tournament desu tbhwyfamilia
Reminder that Israel is a much better country at baseball than Murica is/was.
>>74654198
80% of the Israeli team has never set foot inside of Israel.
really makes you think.
>>74654286
Same can be said for Italy and other heritagefags in this shitty meme tournament, your point?
>holland
I bet none of these Venezuelans ever set foot in Venezuela
>>74654855
i bet you have never set foot in the US
BASABE!
did the white sox really just score 14 runs in an inning
>>74655921
against the doyers too
>>74655921
This is the year
>>74655921
downvoted
I hope the cubs keep sucking
should probably give the Ms their rings right now
>Favorite swing
>Least favorite swing
Cano
Bryant
>>74656109
do retired players count?
>osuna pitching
kek its like mexico wants to lose
I feel terrible for Petit desu
>>74656109
Brantley
Bruce Hooper
>>74653788
What is he thinking at this moment?
webm this brehs
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRjZ4IZDhFX/
>>74656764
He gave up a meatball so he could see how far he'd hit it
>>74655921
you better believe it
Jews getting BTFO, 10-1 in the 5th
YOu know if Mexico hadn't been so whiny and gotten into a brawl with Canada for doing something with tiebreakers in mind they wouldn't have changed it from run difference to runs allowed
>>74657702
So really it's their own fault
>cantada
>15 Ks vs barely all stars
>>74655921
Spring training silliness
Gotta love it. They were both split squads too.
Didi going ham today
>Mexico eliminated
What the team was told after hearing this news:
"You have to go back."
>>74657895
They need to. Next loss and it's 90% it for them
Mercy Ruled in the 8th
SHOAH
H
O
A
H
>>74658219
That kind of language is unbecoming of a lady
>>74658234
Yes, mom
Anyway, post em
>>74655921
hahahahaha wat
I know they pull this shit at least once a year, but happening during Spring Training? wew
2017 BABY
>>74658288
>Colombia and Mexico both had whos pitchers on them
>among the first to be eliminated
Cantakering the old tinkerer
>osuna knocked mexico out of the wbc
On one hand it sucks for osuna
On the other hand fuck mexico
>>74658750
I can't believe Andrew Miller of all people fucked it up for the Americans. Makes it a little easier to watch osuna choke like betances.
>>74658768
Dont worry, robertson will blow the save in the elim rounds and all will be right in the world again
>>74636927
Israel is /our team/
>>74658825
>yfw he's dominant and locks it down
L M A O at shitnadia "playing" baseball last night
absolutely BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOWN the fuck out ahahaha
an absolutely regrettable performance
yfw two innings into the broadcast they're already laying out the mercy rules
>>74656109
>best
Cano / left
Encarnacion /right
>worst
Harper / left
Bryant / right
>novelty
Pedersen
P. Fielder
>>74659183
You like EE swing? I find it ugly. Cano is literally the most aesthetic though I agree.
>>74649079
>During the 2016 season whenever Kyle Hendricks struck a batter out Ryan Dempster would turn to various Cubs fans in the bleachers and say "you're welcome". One of the players the Cubs received for trading Ryan Dempster was Kyle Hendricks.
>>74659655
based demp
>>74659655
What a guy
>>74659655
Wtf I love Canada now
>>74659655
Shit like this is why everyone loves Ryan Dempster.
>>74659655
>>74660178
Dempster at the Cubs Convention was amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHa2fRZ9ZXU
>>74660219
>Dempster ripping into the Sox logo
>>74649079
>us postal cap
11/10
>>74660370
>Pimps
What are you, 12?
>>74660370
Autogenerated
Which is a very odd name to draw from
>Ayy Mike hows it goin? First awff, I'd like tuh say Happy Birthday to my friend Brain Thompson so Happy Birthday man
>Uhhh, what, you can't just send em a cahd oah sumthin?
>>74660612
>it's another "new yorkers being annoying" episode.
>>74660707
>it's an "anon won't tell me what shitty city he lives in" episode.
>Tebow officially has a spring training hit
Call up when?
>>74660725
You knowing where I live won't make New Yorkers any less self important, annoying and insufferable.
>I don't live in the city.
>>74660730
>tim "the 30 year old virgin" tebow
>>74660793
Do you think any other MLB player is a virgin?
>>74660811
probably not. there miiiiiight be one or two "jesus will hate me if I fuck" but I doubt it.
>>74660811
I bet there's at least 1.
>>74660842
Daily reminder than God didn't create Man.
Man created God.
>>74660986
Derailment incoming.
>Adam Eaton unironically bunting while being no hit in a Spring Training game
Smh
>>74660986
What is your favorite type of hat to wear?
>>74661250
Discuss.
>>74661194
Smh indeed hes better than that
>>74661635
How is the padres and Phillies winodw that open but not contending?
>>74661670
Maybe he's still in Whos mode.
>>74661194
what a bitch
>>74661635
>Indians window shutting
>>74661194
>implying there's anything wrong with that in any inning
It's part of his game, one of the best at bunting for hits
>>74661687
He means that they aren't saddled with big contracts to worthless players.
>>74657702
Based Mexico exposing all the shit rules, wonder what they will do next time
>>74661790
>next time
>>74661635
jesus this is so terrible
how is are the marlins at peak window open if they have the worst farm system in baseball and their best player just died
>>74661635
I couldn't find the tigers at first
then I understood :(
>>74661907
new owner, maybe?
>>74661907
yeah they should be up with the angels and dbacks
>all players get a trophy at the end of the season
What did they mean by this?
>>74662184
they deserve a trophy for having to live in Kansas desu
>>74662249
Hey fuck you.
>>74662249
I have no idea how people can stand to live in a barren wasteland like that.
>>74662644
Because it's cheap
>>74662905
>living in an anti-science backwater to save a couple dollars
hey
hahahaha
hey
fuck you
hahahahaha
>indians
>>74663215
DUDE
>>74662184
>tfw most of my little league trophies were last place trophies
>the white sox have scored 30 runs in 3 innings, 1 run in the other 18
>>74663468
>umps had to give the indians a mercy strike to end the inning
>>74663310
>be me
>be ~6 years old
>be a month away in age from the cutoff for my town's little league
>have to play in neighboring town's ghetto league
>this league only has four teams
>three teams are filled to capacity with over a dozen kids
>fourth team has like 5 kids on it
>I get placed on this team
>other teams are red, green, and blue
>our jersey color is black
>coincidentally all of the kids on my team are also black
>only like 2 of these kids them ever show up for the games
>we lose every game to the white people teams
>we come in last place
>mfw i still got a trophy for coming in last
>>74663551
How do you play a game with 3 players on a team?
>>74663619
The parents had to "participate"
We also took automatic L's a few time because not enough people on our team showed up
>>74663658
Ouch
>>74663658
>gathering up all those DQs
>>74663139
Couple hundred thousand dollars more like given the economy and housing markets these days.
>>74663551
Getting a trophy for coming in last is more insulting than not getting one at all
>>74664665
>not wanting to get your hands on a sweet, sweet last place trophy
What time is the Cuba vs Japan game EST?
>MARINERS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT GAME?
>>74665266
Oh.... My..... God.....
>>74665280
holy shit
I forgot there was a ST game on today
>>74665291
10 runs in the 4th
>>74665280
>>74665266
>top 6
>>74665280
Should we have a mercy rule in spring training?
This is just silly.
>>74665319
Yeah. If the score gets to 30, they start letting people in the stands bat for the winning team.
>>74665280
Kek the Cubs have a terrible record this preseason!
They just scored again
Iwakumas just getting all his runs out now, right guys?
>3 touchdowns to 1... blocked pat return?
3-24 now
working on that comeback
Seattle hits a field goal and its only 24-3
>>74665436
3 touchdowns to a field goal
>>74665454
>>74665436
3 TDs and a field goal to a field goal
>>74665280
>rags
>>74665280
>>74665555
Or Goodell?
>>74665280
>literally whos get lit up by literally whos
Who cares?
>>74665555
Brewers didnt score last inning!
Has there ever been a team that went undefeated in ST?
>>74665555
dubquads of truth
manfred btfo
>>74665662
dodgers havent lost a game this spring
once you account for conditions i deem fair
What's his end game?
Was giving up the most humiliating home run of the decade part of his master plan?
>>74665695
I didn't know he gave up the ws home run to ross
>>74665695
Making money
>>74665674
Which conditions are those?
FINAL
Packers: 24
Seahawks: 3
>>74665813
kek.
>>74665790
>being this new
>>74665813
lel.
>>74665790
none of the pitchers involved in that ninth inning will be part of the roster so their runs dont count
you can either give the game to the dodgers or not count it either way in the standings
>>74665813
Wrong general
>>74665607
>Iwakuma
>Weber
>Rebchinski
>literally whos
Fuck off 12s.
>>74665695
Allahu Akbar
>>74665977
>>Rebchinski
literally who?
besides, rzep actually didnt suck today
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat
>Venezuela vs. Italy
Do you think Cervelli is conflicted?
>>74665735
>>74667093
Meme forcing is pathetic
No thread for Venezuela - Italy? I want to see the Mexicans reacting and they don't come to /mlb/
>>74667107
> ...he typed on /mlb/
>>74667141
HEY
>>74667182
watch your language, brison, or i'll have you ejected
>>74667051
Meme forcing is pathetic
>>74667318
t. mest PR
Well I know where my ass will be August 22
>>7466737
>tfw not even a Walgreens fan and I forced the HEY FUCK YOU meme that now other people do it
I'm the cool kid in a classroom for autists
>>74667442
Holy shit that looks good.
Partner with Marvel too, nice.
>>74667442
Fuck its actually July
>>74667442
elite
do you know an exact date? i need to be at this game
>>74667442
a u t i s m a l
a s
f u c k
>new Gamestop The Show Monday clip
>it just shows what the preorder box is
WEW LAD
>>74667442
>concept art
>final product may vary
I thought New Yorkers were supposed to be smarter than this.
>>74667481
> New Yorkers
> smarter
>>74667481
>New York
>Smart
Pick one my friend.
>>74667493
>>74667547
You faggots won't come to Brooklyn and say that shit to my face.
>>74667569
Oh! Ayy! Oh! Ayy! Oh! Ayy! Ya big mook!. Oh! Ayy!
>>74667107
What the fuck are you talking about? He is Italian and Venezuelan
>>74667569
i've been to brooklyn, it's just an even-more-full-of-itself austin
>>74667674
You're a fucking retard
>>74667681
sorry your borough sucks chief
More annoying? New Yorkers or Texans?
>>74667696
Wherever that guy that won't tell me what faggot city he lives in is from.
>>74667696
florida "people"
>>74667705
Floridans are just retired New Yorkers
>>74667709
That explains it
>>74667709
you mean midwesterners
>>74667728
midwesterners go to Arizona
>>74667746
> hello, i'm going to try to add to the conversation even though i have no clue what i'm talking about
>>74667442
DCucks absolutely BTFO
Both types of DCucks actually
>>74667704
Your city smells like piss.
>>74667765
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM?
>>74667781
somewhere that doesn't smell like piss
somewhere you don't get hassled on the street by bums
somewhere loft apartments don't cost $5,000 a month
>>74667746
>anyone retiring to fucking Arizona
>>74667794
Willing to bet it's more expensive that that, Cullyfawnian.
>>74667696
handegg cucks in my baseball thread
>>74667827
terrible guess
>>74667837
>rags
As someone from the NY area, I think I prefer people from upstate
People are pretty nice there
>>74667855
Ever been to Newburgh?
>>74668039
>south of duchess county
>upstate
>>74648988
seconded
(preferrably rotiss because i want to try it)
REEE WHY COULDNT THE SHOW COME OUT TOMORROW SO I COULD HAVE A COMFY SNOWDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z_hfy-bHFE
>>74668639
>snow day
Fuck off underage b&
>>74668704
Offices closed ma dude. 2 feet expected.
>>74668639
>COMFY SNOWDAY
fuck that
i spent all day walking around in sunny 75 degree weather
im done with winter
>SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. – When new Rockies manager Bud Black was introduced to new Rockies first baseman Ian Desmond, Desmond told him, “I am a baseball player.”
what did he mean by this?
>>74669064
they skipped the part where black asked him to trim the grass a little shorter in the morning
Clutch?
>tfw you realize today was the high point of the season
He didn't...did he?!
>>74669758
please be gentle from now on broorsbro
stankees suck
rags suck
every canadian poster but me sucks
handegg cucks that come into my baseball forum and start talking about us12s need to be executed by firing squad
>>74669903
having fun in baseball is bad!
Americans who play for other countries teams in the WBC should be fucking DEPORTED
>>74669919
Your 2017 American League MVP
>>74669845
Who is this?
>>74669919
definitely biggest JUST of the off-season
we're still winning the division after bombston's rotation blows up
JAPAN VS CUBA IS UNDERWAY
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>74670856
One streak ended, Japan gonna lose
>>74670931
Cuban starter is tilted. Nippon gonna get in that bullpen early.
Gabbagool is gabbagone
Nats desu senpai
>>74671646
How much snow did you get? We got about 10" here in northern Frederick County.
>>74671679
Delmarva, it's just a lot of cheeky rain and wind. I keep hearing murmurs of it'll change to snow but it's 47 out right now.
Barren as Eastern Shore is I do enjoy how most real winter shit skips us.
>>74671709
I thought you were on this side of the Bay. You guys never get shit.
>>74671679
im up to my fucking knees and it's still falling like a bitch
>>74671730
Do you have to wrestle moose and polar bears on your way to the general store to buy LaBatts and maple syrup?
>>74671742
no I ride them
>>74671726
It's sunny out right now, just windy. Winter storm stealth mode. Feels good man.
That shit in January got us though. Driving home in that storm was not comfy at all. Pretty sure it fucked my alignment. Fucking Buicks.
>>74671755
Nice. You're going to get a fuckton of snow before it's over.
>>74671778
I love a good blizzard, as long as I don't have to leave my palatial estate.
My opening day tickets came in the mail on Saturday. I am now, officially hyped.
>>74671914
What team?
>>74671925
Nationals. They play the Marlins.
>>74671976
Awesome.
NIPPON STRONK
T H E S H O W
W
O
W
E
E
K
S
>>74671825
I love a good blizzard, as long as I stay warm in our higher MASN revenue.
memes aside, the commute is nice when the woods have a coat of frost and snow on them. It lets you appreciate the countryside.
>>74669763
>mfw they continued to show that commercial even after the Nats were eliminated
>>74672200
>W A L K O F F
>A
>L
>K
>O
>F
>F
>
>B A H H H M
>A
>H
>H
>H
>M
>>74672236
....ummmm he clearly says "bunt"
>>74672244
He says "bong," and he is talking about violence against British tourists just walking off the plane.
>>74672262
>>74672262
N E W T H R E A D
>>74672262
>>74672262
>>74672257
That's very socially aware of him
Also we need a NEW, i think Bruce needs to be OP
>>74672266
Dear journal,
Today OP was a cool guy >>74672265
>>74672265
based