/heem/ Shogun won a fight

GOTTA GO FAST

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>>74636461

https://imgur.com/a/o8gbr

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VITOR BY AIDS

i want to believe VITOR

>>74636461
Do you have any semblance of a life?

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>>74636457
who here team /NACHO/?

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$chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub $chaub schaub

My black man live forever, baby. And Whyte bois get exposed

what song did kelvin walk out to?

How the hell is Gastelum actually getting some cheers and not being boo'd to complete oblivion?

Vito is huge in BRAZEEW

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Press F to pay respects to Vitor before its too late

800 DEGREES KELVIN VITOR MELT

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team vitor

>>74636499
Chloe?

Vitor fights still feel like a big deal, even though he sucks now.

>>74636520
that cheater can fuck right off

>>74636510
Gastelum was getting friendly with all the fans and even sang in Portuguese

Vitor also isn't universally liked in Brazil

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>>74636495
reminder, he gets paid to post

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>>74636461

>>74636510
a lot of brazilians hate Vitor, myself included

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SCORES GOING INTO THE MAIN EVENT

Brazil takes the lead 5-4, which means it will be decided by the main event
Brazil has 3 KO/TKOs and 2 Subs
Away team has 1 Sub and 3 Decs
Main Event is worth 2 points
Next X VS World will be UK edition for Manuwa vs Anderson

Feel free to reply with who you think will win

>>74636510
picked a good walkout song

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>>74636531

Huetor about to get perma heemed

>>74636468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITblAPF_fU

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It was a good ride lads


F

OH MY GOD VITOR JUST GOT HEEM'D BY A SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE SPEED BREEZE OF AIR
ITS ALL OVER

>>74636461
>i feel i bring positivity too the thread by creating drama through attention seeking

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>>74636487

>>74636542
why

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AIDS Vitor will come for that belt

>>74636505
Charlie Brown Jr. - o coro vai comer

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Gastelum has that Hank Hill anti-bunda

>>74636537
>>74636542
Didn't know that, why don't you/they like Vitor?

>>74636543
Funny how most of those "Brazilians" train in the land of the free

Is Vitor's walkout song himself yelling incoherent roid rage?

Gastelum is too good defensively. vitor is screwed once he fades at the end of the first round as usual.

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>>74636520
F

>25 year old vs a 39 year old

should be illegal desu

dad bod vitor in the tight battle underwears. interesting choice

>>74636552
I miss TRTor

>>74636573
He's the wrong kind of Christian

gastelum had to take a seat after climbing those stairs

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>>74636546
this image makes no sense

Is Belfort the deadliest huesplosion?

>>74636584
gastelum got rocked by magny

I do not want to see Vitor heemed

>>74636520
F

why Vitor body looks like that? I mean, even if he can't take steroids just by working out he would get a good body

>>74636587
Why?

39 isn't that old.

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>>74636589

He truly was a sight to be seen. He was the best MW at the time by far.

>>74636605

his test levels are that of a 14 year old boy

>>74636605
Steroids help with the motivation.

They should ditch Buffer full time for this guy.

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>Gastelum by murder

>>74636599
hi please delete this webm

>>74636605
He has devastated hormonal balance after years of TRT abuse

>>74636587
Silva is 42 and just won his last fight

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>literally broadcasting elder abuse on TV

>>74636609
In mma he's practically almost dead.

>>74636605
Years of steroid use fucks your body's ability to produce testosterone on its own.

Plus your body will naturally slow down as you get older. Put them together and you get Grandpa body Vitor

VITOR WILL WIN

MY CHILD'S TUITION DEPENDS ON IT

>>74636605
Vitor goes full dad bod when he doesn't have fights booked

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>>74636609

Are you fucking 74 or something? 39 is old as shit for being in Combat sports, especially MMA.

>>74636631
>won
More like a gifted victory

>>74636624
FUCKNO.JPG
This guy sucks and buffer has better machismo

I miss Bruce

are they saying WHOOP THERE IT IS

>>74636605
his natural testosterone levels are probably really low now. still, he looks considerably worse than Hendo.

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>>74636627
Gast will probably delete him for you

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>>74636645
yeah by brunson

Vitor's tits are saggier than a grandma's.

>>74636605

It's tough to look like a shredded fitness model as a natty 39 year old. Vitor still has a good body by the standards of normal people his age.

Where in Mexico is Yuma, AZ

i hope vitor wins but there's literally only a 1% chance of that happening

>>74636611
I don't even care if he was roided to the gills. Shit was cash.

This is just sad to watch.

>>74636624
He almost slipped up and did the glory main event announcement

No more Buffer?

HEEEEEEM

I trained with a guy that trains with Kelvin. He told me Kelvin is staying at MW because Bisping is champ now.

More jiggles than WFW

WHERE IS BUFFER

>>74636648
they're shouting woo-de-ley, he's a big star here

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>>74636660
>asian
doing it wrong senpai

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>>74636660
What does it MEAN

fatty gassed already

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>>74636676

Dat left hand?
Did I just hear that?

>>74636678
He didn't get there in time because he took too long....... buffering

>It's a Brazil wins episode

I thought that story arc was over

Vitor is dead already, fuck.

man he was looking good too but it was only a matter of time.

OH SHIT

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SPICY

OH SHIT

HEEM DROPPY

>THE CITY OF VITORS CHIN

SEMI HEEM

*holds for dear life*

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W E W
E
W

Boy he got dropped.

vitor pls

>>74636673
Yeah, nothing to do with the fact he's into cakes and pies

Holy fuck I thought Vitor was dead

STOP THE FIGHTTTTT!!!!!

its a vitor ground and pound episode

>>74636692
too son BOY

OH FUCK!

HEEEEEEEM

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

"IF HE DIES, HE DIES"

-BIG JOHN

HAHAHA

not sure about that stoppage but it was probably for the best.

please hit me up with a working, non hd stream, senpaitachi

RIP VITOR

VITOR SLEEPY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>THE CITY OF VITORS CHIN

VITOR IS DYING LADS

Lmao it's all over senpai

That made me sad :,(

heem

HUE'S BTFO

Hue hue hue

>>74636716
prophet

F

HEEM

RIP TRTitor

that silence

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PRESS F TO PAY HESPECT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>silence
My nigga gastoolim he's a fucking ghost nigga dipped in flour know what I mean my hoods

HEEM STOPPY

thank fuck for that quick stoppage. vitor should retire

>fight night way better than the ppv
>again

NOT COOL NOT COOL NOT COOL NOT COOL

HEEM

holy fuck
Kelvin is legit

>Vitor's chin

It's done. Retire.

that building is more deflated than Holly Holm's tits ...lol

Vitor is ded. Why did he even fight?

>>74636683
It means she's reserved for BBC ONLY

Vitor got fucked up. Fuck Brazil and their shitty crowds./

the middleweight maaakunt

USA USA USA

for a fatboy kelvin is very light on his feet, makes him seem way longer than he is

BACK TO BQCK HEEEEEEEEEEMSSSSSS


TWO HEEEMS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

BIG JOHN IS OUT FOR BLOOD

Good. Fuck Trt-tor

RIP HUELAND

>When Grandpa thinks he can still box because he was the army champ back in '44

Vitor is the epitome of a glass cannon but dayum Kelvin is slick

I hate how they hug after fights. This John Cena bullshit has to stop.

>>74636758
F

LOL FUCKIN HEEM BUDDY

gastelum is now my boy

Why was this fight even made ffs

If anything I can say Vitor looked better than I expected

I'm happy Fuck TRTor

Vitor looks like he's literally fighting as a LW

This isn't the same guy who KO'd Rockhold.

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Rest in potato.

At least the older guy won.

Also holy shit the american is fast.

>>74636766
ehh

vitor is 90 in body

vitors chin was completely formatted

Kelvin vs Bisping

Who wins?

Veetore needs to pack it up

>that tender caress from Big John
CUTE

Kelvin the legend killer

WTF I LOVE KELVIN NOW

LMAO Vitors' Defensive stance!!!
What was he doing with his hands?

USADA killed this sport

>>74636793

Nah, He's done and shrunk up like a slim jim.

>>74636788

>he wasn't already your boy

so is it happening or nah???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2EKIj_pElo

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why does the ufc keep letting these washed up has beens (belfort, bisping) keep getting brain damage?

>>74636790
He could actually be competitive if his chin wasn't so shit now

>>74636797
Kelvin easy lol

ignoring the weight cut lazyness, kelvin is a classy guy desu

>elderweight

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It is ALL OVER. Congrats guys

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rate this card out of 10

Huetor popped for PEDS

should've been stopped after the first knock out, he went down completely limp

lol vitor lasted longer than I expected. I wish he made it two round 2

what the fuck is vitor even doing still fighting. Dude crumbles like a saltine cracker

>>74636797
kevin murders him

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POUND THE BR

>>74636788
picking a title contender isn't how boyhood works you fucking bandwagoner

>that silent as fuck crowd

Hahahaha people keep sleeping on Gastelum and then he ends up heeming fuckers left and right.

Cowboy dodged a bullet with Kelvin being a fat fuck, no way would cuckboy survive those hands.

Mexican fridge man strikes again.

Lol, brazilians crowd never learn. They act so arrogant but then when they get beat, they get all quiet and bitchy. We saw this shit back when they got their shit pushed in in Brazil.

>>74636783
Why? They aren't out there to murder eachother. It's a job and they both have respect for one another.

It's even more so in cases like this where you have Gastelum fighting a guy he actually grew up watching.

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WEW FIRST TIME IN ME LOIFE THAT I WON THE PICKS

Gastelum would absolutely wreck Bisping

>>74636803
double razor swipe

bad stoppage

vitor threw his legs up immediately and his head not flat on the mat

easily could have recovered

>tfw your long time boy Kelvin came good

>>74636816

7/10

not bad, not great, average really

>>74636816

4/10

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We need a new generation of good fighters.

>>74636601
>mmath works :)

>>74636810
Kekles and shekles

>>74636810
They need people who made names for themselves get beat by young up and comers.

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>>74636797
Kelvin by not being completely horrible

>>74636810
Bisping is champ you fucking frog troll

GIVE ME KEVIN VS WHITAKER RIGHT NOW! IT'S AN ORDER.

>>74636816
why can I see chrissys pussy

>>74636794
gastelum was the younger one, gastelum is mexican

>>74636763
these wme niggas ain't shit tbhaitch famalam

>>74636810
Because its funny and makes money

>>74636805
Killed the cheating cucks

>>74636811
This, he still has fast hands but a chin made of Waterford Crystal

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>>74636815
>JJ + fish = winner
pottery

>>74636825
the only welterweight who beats him is tyrone

literally every real contender in that division can win against bisping

>>74636825
people keep sleeping on Gastelum? He was like -300 lol

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Is Kelvin better than Fedor?

>>74636824
yea yea i drank half a box of cab sav. u rite now i feel bad, calling it boyhood makes it sound kinda gay tho

>>74636816
8 because of those last 3 fights

Lombard vs Gastelum

>>74636845

Fuck off canada fagg, He's the champ but not the best MW by far. He just got slept by Old Anderson.

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>>74636531

>>74636805
this. All these guys have lost their chins.

Vitor is fast as fuck even at this age...If he still was on his TRT regime he could be champ.

>>74636816
>Betch showed prime bunda action
>Barbosa highlight
>Shogun gets a stoppage
>Vitor gets deleted
Ehh I'm satisfied

>BJ Penn
>Arlovski
>Vitor

WME-IMG cleaning up.

>>74636805
You mean killed your cheating heros?

>>74636829
Congrats lad.
Feels good doesn't it

>>74636833
Yeah thought the same.

Some fighters just get dropped and recover quickly.

Not saying Vitor would have won, but the fight was good.

>>74636848
Damn that's a foty match up

>>74636829
Congrats m80!

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>>74636866

>>74636811
This, he was definitely outfighting gastelum but he just can't take the punishment anymore.

>>74636797
Kelvin is literally a fat welterweight

What the fuck

>>74636833
Nah, he was already hurt once before that and Kelvin was in prime position to throw hammers

>>74636816
9/10 quality fights

>>74636795
Doesn't matter. Dropped him twice, is quick as fuck, has great wrestling and boxing, great reflexes in dodging punches

>>74636876
>chris weidman
indeed

>>74636537
>>74636590
what kind of christian is he?

>>74636839
You've got some solid prospects like Erik Silva and Darren Till

>>74636833

same

as little of a chance he had from coming back from the second knock down i feel like big john shouldve let it go on a bit longer
vitor was defending

Give Vitor back his TRT

>>74636815
fucking dirty bird fucked up my picks

was he singing happy birthday to vitor?

>>74636816

I wonder what those breasts in the middle feel like. They're just so insanely fake.

Kelvin Spanish =/= Brazilian.He's an idiot.

>>74636874
TRT doesn't give you a chin.

>>74636819
It's a hard choice because if he did stop it there, Vitor complains, Brazil is completely assmad and the athletic commission or whatever there probably wouldn't be happy either.
He started defending, I don't see issue with letting him continue, but on the same page the fight was done man

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KELVIN KING OF MANLETS

LANKLETS BTFO LMAOOOOOOOOO

What am I watching?

>>74636814
top lel

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>>74636851
because life is good

>>74636889

Oh yeah he's so fat he completely destroyed Tim Kennedy huh?

He's a natural middleweight, he depraves of himself fighting at welterweight.

>>74636865
I mean fans, they seriously think missing weight = bad fighter.

He's better than fuckers like Cerrone and Masvidal at WW and sure as fuck better than these clods they keep giving him a MW.

>>74636833

and kelvin would have dropped him again with a straight jab

vitor is dangerous but has 0 chin

its oger

kelvin has to go back

legends ass whoopin' tour lmao

>calling out old man anderson

kek

tf is this shit

dont hues speak barbosan?

>>74636904
Actually, i can understand what he says in his broken portunish.

the fuck is gastelum saying

He's singing happy birthday for his Mum?

Kek that's so sweet

>schlob

>>74636871
You fuck off buddeh
Anderson is still dangerous with his muay Thai just his reaction time isn't what it once was

>Calling out another old man

Nigga....

Expect scat spam before this thread is done lads

>>74636904
It's close enough to communicate and it's Portuguese.

>>74636906
yeah, lots of people would've hated it but he didn't need any more damage

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FINAL SCORES

The Away team takes it with a razor close 6-5
Brazil had 3 KO/TKOs, and 2 Subs
Away team had 1 TKO, 1 Sub, and 3 Decisions with the 2 point Main Event
Congrats to all the wining fighters, and thanks for following along

The next VS World card will be UK vs the World on the Manuwa vs Anderson card

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>>74636829
Poland Stronk!

>>74636902
like bags of salty milk and coins

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How can Lanklets even compete?

>Beat old man
>Call out even older man

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>wreck brazil
>make them sing happy birthday to your mother

What the fuck was that shit?

Wheres the webm of the finish, you fucking faggots

>>74636939

he's the mickey gall of the middleweight division

Rip Silva

>>74636926
Everyone

Gastelum would put Poosada'd Hendricks to sleep at 185

What a good boy.
He'll be in the fight game foe a long time as long as he doesn't fuck it up

>>74636933
I know. and calling out andy is genius

>>74636948
Is that shooped?

FUCK YOU STANN LET GASTELUM TALK

>Stann cutting off Gastelum
Kek

>>74636816
3.5/5 great

>>74636948
*raids your fridge*

Vitor is retire

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>Kelvin wants to delet anderson in Rio next
THE MADMAN

Kelvin will sleep Ando

>>74636833
>dropped twice
>bad stoppage

Is this your first Gastelum fight? Once he gets you hurt he just keeps doing it until you stay down.

Probably save belfart some brain cells.

>>74636972
IS your fridge

>>74636914
>Tim Kennedy
The guy who's been out for like a year to fight isis and then immediately retired
Fuck off shill

madmannnnnn

>>74636904
>Brazilian
american education

>>74636945
Good work, lad. I liked it.

The Stann man not letting our sweet boy Gastelum on the microphone. Shame

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Aussie-bro, can you do all the slomo replays of both knockdown and knockout?

>>74636960
I don't think he'll get Silva desu and if he does, I see him doing rather well.
That said, Vitor was tagging him and Silva even at his age is better than people credit him for

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>>74636902
did you play 4 square or dodgeball as a kid? do remember how the balls felt?

feels the same

>>74636948
Heem Slurpee

>>74636973
Yep. Give him an easy fight at home and he can retire to the adoration of the crowd.

>>74636977
Easily. 1st round stoppage. I want to see it.

>>74636948
*sneaks past the rollercoaster attendant*

>>74636805
This is why all the legends are falling now, they needed steroids to compete with their low natty testosterone levels.

>>74636948
kelvin is secretly a short stocky lanklet

only real fite connoisseurs will know what i meany by this

>>74636833

I thought so but he looked wobbly and uneasy getting up. They had to get a stool for him.

>>74636926
nah kelvin has not only looked good but exciting, give him a better matchup. Johhny still needs another fight to prove usada didnt completely beat him. Of the fighers that arent scheduled Brunson would be a good one

>>74636988
Thanks. I've been looking for a way to contribute to the gamethreads. Glad to see someone liked it

why did stann cut gastelum off like that? douchebag

>>74636989
thanks

>>74636989

If he was still on the gas, that kick would have killed Gastelum

>>74636945
I guess "we" "won" but Huezil had all finishes. Can't wait for the United Kaliphate to get BTFO though.

>>74636948
Fridge man is best.

>>74636948
TANK Gastelum

I wonder how Bisbong feels about seeing a fat WW KO a guy that KO'd him

>>74637013
Was it autism

>>74636833
Did you see his face? He was thanking god the ref stepped in to save him.

He probably could have gone on a little longer but nobody involved was going to benefit from that unless you secretly want him dead.

>>74636992
>The Stann man not letting our sweet boy Gastelum on the microphone. Shame
maybe he shouldn't have sang fucking happy birthday during his interview if he wanted more time

>>74637013

cause stann IS a douchebag

>>74636948
damn chloe looks like *THAT*!

>>74636816
Prelims 2/10
Main Card 7/10 some fun fights

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>>74637028

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>>74636989
q u i c k

>>74637019
this brings up a point

I was thinking that next time, I should give an extra .5 point for a finish, what do you guys think about that?

>>74636808
If it does, Conor gets BTFO and I'm not even a Floyd fan.

>Bizbing tearing into Vitor

This chump has no class at all. It's a shame Romero isn't gonna be deleting him soon.

>>74636457
Holy fuck. Kelvin ripped Vitor up. Also didn't get hit by the kick that sent Rockhold into a depression .

Looking at Kelvins body I see a fat upper body and a very tiny skinny body. Very weird porpotions.

But his stance and the way he throws hands is top tier. Mini Cain.

Honestly on the whole weight cutting thing it doesn't make sense why Kelvin even went to 170. He won TUF and beat Uriah Hall in the finale. He's beaten Nate Marqhardt, Kennedy, Uriah Hall, Belfort all at 185 might as well do it.

Donald Cerro missed an ass beating in NYC and got to enjoy a show because gastelum is to big and got his show money. Then barely beat fucking Matt Brown and was in title contention. All he had to do was recover and maybe fight Maia and he be golden. But nope got beat the only boxer at 170......

whos the nignog with bisping and grisham?

>>74636948
"Any combination of a 185 lb Mexican and UFC gloves is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach — but when the alleged Mexican is in fact a profoundly angry Chicano lawyer with no fear at all of anything that walks on less than three legs and a de facto suicidal conviction that he will die at the age of 33 — just like Jesus Christ — you have a serious piece of work on your hands."

wtf since when is bisping cross eyed?!

>>74637028
That wasn't the same guy at all...

>>74636989
Can you become a good mma striker just by having good enough cardio to spam 1-2's? Kelvin just seems to do that and his opponents just can't get out of the way of all of them.

>>74637063
Since his eye got fucked up in training and he had to have surgery.

>>74637062
-Hunter S. Florian

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>I can't fookin see