/NBA/ GENERAL: PHEONIX EDITION

first for John Wall unshook

john wall shook

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gowiz u there?

Raptors really gunning for that 5th seed

>>74636407
who gives a FUCK about pheonix

fucking kek the wizzies really are going to win the chip this year

Cavs 2bh

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>losing a 21pt lead while scoring 70pts in the 1st half

Is John Wall elite?

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r8 my dinner


Which NBA player's favorite restaurant is In N Out?

>>74636578
yes raptor's try to say otherwise but it's FAKE NEWS

>>74636594
All of them

first for jokic

>>74636603
>"""""dinosty""""" faggots
you say this like i haven't already filtered canadian flags

>>74636622
second for jokic

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>filtering canadian flags

literally the best posters

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>>74636670
>not filtering canadians

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>>74636670
>what is a joke
how the fuck would I know about the dinosty if I filtered canada? brazil is next on the list. pic not related.

>>74636481
Hey eat a dick we don't have lowry kun it's not like Boston can beat us

>>74636809
THIS freakin KUK doesnt even have an NBA TEAM and basically you are fucking stupid

>>74636594
Is that just cheese and meat? I've wanted to order like that but my normie friends tell me I have to experience the whole thing

>>74636974
if your normie friend told you to jump off a building, would you do it?

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>>74636966
this made me think

except it didn't. get ready to be defrozen in the playoffs my man.

>>74637022
You're so right ameribro I should order my burgers however I want because god dammit I live in the land of the free. Fuck normies!

Blazers are chokers
John Wall is trying his hardest but still shook
Warriors are worse than the Magic
Bucks and Heat battling for the 8th seed
Boogie is a fraud
Dinosty just got killed off by a basketball team named the heat and their logo looks like an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

>>74636740
the only bad canadian is that one obsessed with lebum

>>74637060
Get outta here mate, Ya cunt ain't welcome here

who's records are these?

52-14
51-14

>>74637124

warriors
spurs

>>74636407
Will Phoenix ever get an NBA team?

>>74637060
Looks like a cozy room desu

Too bad I don't know/care who your team is BECAUSE THE BRITBONGS DON'T HAVE AN NBA TEAM

go back to your cricket threads Achmed

>>74637141
dont worry cana-bro, america has your back on the day of the brushing.

>>74637102
You will respect my Rapties. Why not talk about how bad of a team celcucks are hmm?we are missing lowry while celcucks have been exposed as east trash

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>>74637102
Westgod can fuck all our bitches
Cloppers clipped the Sixers
Nuggets are legit
Booker is even more legit
Grizzlies are free falling towards the 8th seed
Pistons on a roll

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>>74636407
>spelled Phoenix wrong
>no news
>no schedule
ah just what ive come to expect from my suns bros

>>74637168
how cute is his nose tho

>>74637110
>american flag
>canadian team
hmmmm

>>74637141
nice one wong ton von vancouver. if you can support a team thousands of miles away so can i.
>inb4 i-i'm from toronto
hello gandhi

>>74637181
ocd tier post

>>74637192
if i came to brazil would you be down for a little circle jerk stuff? just some simple handies haha no homo just bro stuff

>>74637202
who is your team?

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>>74636244
>>74636299
step your game up

Can we talk about that Jazz game?

How do you play so bad your starters get completely out played by your bench and your head coach only plays bench guys in the second half of the game?

OKC with Gibson on the floor were plus 22 and shut down all the Jazz starters.

And before someone that didn't watch the game tries and makes excuses, the Jazz were legit trying to win the game.

>>74637211
why the hell not bruh, we could watch a ball game shirtless cause its hot as fuck in here you know lmao...

>>74637293
what happened to gibson?

>>74637202
I'm from Oakville and I am white

(You) are a shitskin immigrant who is following teams from over 5000km away while you have your own gay euro sports

Suppose you eat your burgers with maple syrup drizzled on top don't you cuk?

Now fuck off and continue jacking it to some footie at the pub w ur mates or drink some tea or something

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is anyone here even talking shooty hoops?

>>74637330
>>74637330
DAAAAMN BRUH YOU DIDNT HAF TO DO HIM LIKE THAT!!!

Alright so Westbrook just got 32 triple dubs, only 10 away from breaking the record and 16 games left in the season. If he does it, will he get the MVP a la Steph "I chucked a shit ton of memes I'm MVP now" Curry???

>>74637325
He played great defense and was exposing the Jazz with pick and pop jumpers.
He couldn't miss.

Then he hurt his back and had to sit out of the game early, then after Westbrook got bench in the 3rd quarter the Jazz bench went on a major run, cutting the lead from 20 to 9, and completely out played their starters completely, from every aspect.

Gibson is fine now.

>>74637293
might just be a bad game. as underrated as Gordon Hayward is, he isnt really a guy who can just decide to catch fire and carry his team. the Jazz dont really have that guy. they live and die mostly as a team so if most of them are playing poorly they dont have anyone to save them

>>74637377
https://twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/840706090203508736

It's absolutely historic what he's doing and it seems only real basketball experts care about it while trolls online are blinded by retardation.

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Why do you still think Harden won't win one for H-town?

>>74637418
i hope he makes it to the finals, if he's going to try and make it to the finals, this is the year to do it. memes are dead and spurs are bleeding.

>>74637330
I'm from Oakville
how convenient

>I am white
gonna need hand verification

>(You) are a shitskin immigrant
british born and bred

>who is following teams from over 5000km away while you have your own gay euro sports
meanwhile the """white""" """man""" following basketball calls me a cuk, the thinking cap is truly on right now.

>Suppose you eat your burgers with maple syrup drizzled on top don't you cuk?
so this is the highest level of vancouver insults? nice.

>Now fuck off and continue jacking it to some footie at the pub w ur mates or drink some tea or something
slitting my wrists as we speak, you win this round canada. you're off the filter. for now.

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Hmmm interesting the mods deleted my post despite talking about the mvp race
perhaps they were scared of the truth coming out on /nba/?
I'll post it again
Imo westbrook still has a shot at becoming mvp but he needs a really strong finish to the season *wink*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=es-tmxweFVE

>>74637549
cant tell which canuck this is.........

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what is the respective BBIQ of each of these players?
>brandon ingram
>russell westbrook
>kawhi leonard
>devin booker
>john wall
>kyrie irving

>>74637588
*scientists are still trying to iure out his BBIQ, legend says he helped the aliens build the pyramids.

wb - 1000000000
kiwi - 10000
booker - 5
jwall - 10000000000000000 (trolled you into thinking he was shook)
kyrie - 0 (flat worlders have no bbiq)

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>>74637628
Whats klows bbiq
holding back info on his wrist injury so he could sideline himself for the rest of the season to be fresh for the playoffs

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>>74637453
Would tell you to check the exif for location but I think 4chan scrubs them now

>meanwhile the """white""" """man""" following basketball calls me a cuk, the thinking cap is truly on right now.
Who was one of the best PGs in NBA history and the best white man to ever play that position??
Steve Nash
A white Canadian
HMMMM guess you're not thinking enough.......

>so this is the highest level of vancouver insults? nice.
Wow amazing rebuttal
Really impressed

>slitting my wrists as we speak, you win this round canada. you're off the filter. for now.

Thanks lad
Nothing pleases me more than your dumb ass reading our posts and putting in your half pence

>>74637628
>scientists are still trying to iure out his BBIQ, legend says he helped the aliens build the pyramids
>comparing human BBIQ IQ to ingram's higher understanding of quantum basketball physics

>>74637656
>he was actually baited into posting a picture on /nba/
hit me up when you're finished being doxxed

>Who was one of the best PGs in NBA history and the best white man to ever play that position??
>Steve Nash
>A white Canadian
>HMMMM guess you're not thinking enough.......
steve nash is constantly overrated. don't even pretend he's not. no thinking required there. this is coming from someone who loves steve nash.

>Thanks lad
Nothing pleases me more than your dumb ass reading our posts and putting in your half pence
better a half pence than some half canadian dollar shit. is that even a real currency or just some monopoly money shit?

real talk the rapties are my eastern pick. over cleveland. i talk shit about canada but i love them really. go rapties. skreonk.

>>74637656
>>74637705
both of you stfu, we're trying to discuss advanced statistical BBIQ and you're both here trying to have sex, we don't need that here.

I didn't realise the Lakers had managed to so aggressively tank. They now have the second worst record in the NBA and might actually keep their pick.

I will kek if they get the 4th and are forced to convey it to the Sixers, though.

>>74637705
>steve nash is constantly overrated
kill yourself hes third all time in assists

What is the worst city in all USA, to be a fan of basketball and the NBA?


In places in United States. Where basketball is not very popular

>>74637756
Overrated

>>74637753

The lakers losing their pick after tanking would be hilariously funny. I wouldn't even mind philly wasting it on another injury-prone bust or center

thinking about buying a Booker jersey lads

>>74637757
Achorage.

>>74637757
Portland or sacramento

>>74637773
Gotta cop the black jerseys.

>>74637781
>implying
i lived there for a while people hoop there

>>74637781
no team in Anchorage.


>>74637783
At least in Portland, MLS (Major League Soccer) and Soccer are most popular

>>74637757
why do you ask costa rica? you fuck face, for MLS!? MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER?

>>74637790
I live in Achorage right now, the city is only 5% black and everyone either follows hockey or bandwagons the fuck out of the Seahawks.

>>74637797
>no team in Anchorage.
You never said it had to be a city with a team.

>>74637798
I only like soccer in the United States and Canada.


And besides, I'm looking for a place in the USA, where soccer is the most popular sport and where Major League Soccer (MLS) is the dominant professional sports league

>>74637799
>I live in Achorage right now,
u cant even spell it right its anchorage u retard dont @ me

>>74637757
Twin cities? No-one gives a shit, team is literally never good, they eventually get a good player through the draft who eventually leaves having done fuck all

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>>74637813

>>74637757
Before Lebron it used to be Cleveland. Right now idk Denver?

>>74637812
i fucking hate you and steve nash soo much

>L**** spams LeDecline all year

>it's actually been Curry that's declined harder while LeBron is still a MVP candidate according to contrarians.

>>74637833
Hes dead
let the memer rest in pieces

>>74637820
Although you do not believe it, I have a little affection to the timberwolves.
>>74637826
Denver and Colorado have never been good at baseball or basketball.
>>74637830
Any problems with me just like soccer in the United States and Canada?

>>74637846
This!

literally no where to be found. Good riddance!

>>74637830
Lmao me n Stevie ran train on this kid's mom
Lil niggas still mad s m h

is costa rica the new clips for life?

>>74637849
hey lad im genuinely curious

why do you shitpost this everyday? do you really just want MLS cities?

>>74637898
>new
the Costa Rica autist has been doing this for as long as ive been on /sp/. when i first came here /sp/ didnt have flags yet and his style of shitpost was still distinct. hes for sure been around for as long as flags have been on /sp/

>>74637921
I have a feeling it's a bot

>>74637976
there are genuine responses tho

Is Aldridge gonna die like Bosh, heard he has heart problems.

>>74637453
>Anglos
>white

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>>74637757
You have the best gimmick on /sp/ my man.

do all americans pronounce joel as jo-el or is it just a nigger thing

Next 3 games for OKC:

> Nets
> Raptors w/o Lowry
> Kings

This should be a comfy 3-0 week but you never know with OKC.

>>74638216
Nah. Had that shit a couple of seasons back before - will probably be out until the end of March, but no more.

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First for Buckets broship.

8 seed chip incoming

>yfw Lowry comes back and chucks, techs and whines da raps into a first round exit

nice little poomunity you guys got here

So have all the Lakers fans finally realized that their team is shit and will continue to be shit for years to come so they stopped posting?

>>74639202
Skeletal man is a certified bust.

They also got a homo with aids running their team. You literally couldn't make this up

>>74639202
>he doesn't rate based Zubac

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>>74639225
Don't talk shit about Magics Johnson

>>74639202
When they keep losing for the next few decades. Suns, Wolves, and Nuggets have waaaay better future

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>>74639225
He's shooting 47% post ASB

>>74639357
That's not how it works in LA or Boston, or any serious sports town really. Your fanbase won't put up with 10+ years of not contending for a championship. Celtics are nearly there again after winning in 08. Lakers could be there in another 3-4 years, after winning in 10.

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>>74639410
dude's a beast

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>>74639451

that's not post asg

granted it's a small sample size and he still needs to work on his free throws and range but it's encouraging

>>74639472
that's horrible for 37mins a game.

>>74637628
Boris Diaw - >999999999999999999999999999999

>>74639472
Playing 37 minutes a game is crazy for a guy like Ingram. His FT is concerning. Missing opening and uncontested shots at the charity stripes is a bad sign for shooters. I shit post Ingram being a bust and all but I want him to suceed.

>Harry is dead
>warriors are garbage

>gowiz is alive and healthy, and gets laid regularly
>wizards are the best team in the league

Hmmmm really gets my neurons firing

>>74638752
Raptors are still a good team tho. There's nothing comfy about that schedule.

And the Kings are so spread out offensively it's going to take a total team effort on defense to keep them down, I can see that game being a nail biter.

>Oladipo said the time off from the back injury "was amazing for my wrist," which has been plaguing him ever since taking a fall in December.

So there was more to that than just his back. Seems like it's helped since he's had back to back 20 point games since coming back.

OKC have the second most home wins in the Western conference.

That's pretty crazy how night and day they are road and home.

>>74640550
Nah the Raptors are solid if you dont have an elite wing defender. They are going to be entirely reliant on DeRozan isos. Shut him down with Roberson and then they got nothing left.

>>74637124

>yfw the warriors have a better record than the spurs yet technically don't have the number 1 seed (!)

Why is this allowed?

Wizards are going to win the conference

>>74641678
If Andre on DeRozan
Oladipo/Westbrook on Cojo/Powell
Taj/Grant on Ibaka/P-Pat

Carroll might have a big game.

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>>74637102
Bucks and Heat battling for 8̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶d̶
ECF

>>74642322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GblsUXqsOX8

>>74642033
Carroll is banged up, might not even play with his ankle

The whole squad is banged up basically, no offense outside of DD. Cojo can't make plays or passes like Lowry can. Ibaka is solid but can't be relied on for all the scoring, and PJ is a faster Chuck Hayes.

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>wiz
>being anything other than lebrons side bitch
lmao

The 76ers really didn't know what they had with Noel. His offensive and rebounding potential is much greater than I think they gave him credit for, and the Mavs have really struggled in the last 2 games without him.

He is already way more skilled around the basket than Tyson Chandler ever was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGY5L-pgiE

hes right you know

>>74643200

stopped taking his videos seriously when I learned he was 15 years old and started watching bball in 2010

>>74643271
why because he didn't know about that shitty movie groundhog day?

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>>74643002
Oh hey there Celtcuck

>>74643342

because I'm not gonna let some kid lecture me on the history of the game when I've been watching longer and know more about it.

>lebron james teams don't take the regular season seriously

gee no fucking shit, any moron could see that. you're not a revolutionary for figuring this out, kid.

>look how he lost the season series but then always won in the playoffs in the east

well no shit the dudes been to 6 consecutive finals. That means he's beaten everyone in the playoffs. Everyone knows this already.

>>74643471
Too bad there are a bunch of people online that spam shit about the Cavs and LeBron declining and other shit all the damn time.

You act like they don't exist.

Also the Cavs, with all their injuries this season, could have another injury in the playoffs and get knocked out in the east.

With all these injuries happening in think the cavs might win by default

>>74643621
durant and LMA are back next week

>>74643668
>Durant

Hahahaha no

>>74643597

why are you defending him so hard? Are you him?

If so bruh I gotta admit you got a lot of guts to come in here and post your own video like that. I respect your spunk kid, maybe one day you can be a great youtuber.

>>74643342
I don't even give a shit about this entire gay conversation you're having except that not having seen Groundhog is totally a valid reason to immediately dismiss somebody's opinions.

It's practically on every channel on the same day every year. If you haven't seen it, you're retarded or underaged, and in either case your opinions are shit.

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When will kobe join the tnt crew?

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>>74643946
Never, he's on to bigger things.

He's make a short animated film and got John Williams to do the music.

http://www.adweek.com/tv-video/kobe-bryant-dear-basketball-tribeca-film-festival/

We Kobe Anime now.

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I pity any team that passes on OG Anunoby in the draft

>>74644095
>injured knee

He's gonna be a bust

>>74643946
why would he ever do that?

he would be horrible since he has a nasty personality that he can't show on tv so he'd just be quote and bland...

kobe needs to fuck off from the public eye and work on his "investments" or whatever...

>>74643946
He's joining the Lakers as VP of PR. I'm good friends with Hinkie and he told me directly.

>>74644147
Ladies and Gentlemen, the most fat tripfag on /sp/

>>74644147

desu kobe seemed like a pretty chill cool dude until he bought into his own hype with the cringeworthy vino and mamba shit. Now I can't stand kobe and I used to be a big fan

>>74644119
Why can't I find any statement on what kind of knee injury it is?

There's clearly a higher than normal reddit infestation in /nba/ right now with all the respectable posters surely attending church like decent God-fearing productive members of society.

>>74644187
>cringeworthy vino and mamba shit

I can't blame him for that you can tell he doesn't stay up to date with the latest pop culture shit, iirc he didn't even have a twitter till a few years ago, and I'm sure that's just something his pr team forced him to do.

>>74644189
School didn't say more than a knee injury.

But it's widely believed to be a ACL tear in order to be season ending.

http://collegebasketball.nbcsports.com/2017/01/20/o-g-anunobys-knee-injury-is-season-ending/

>>74644147
Kobr is just autistic. Shaq has an actually nasty personality. Did you know that all you have to do to lose weight is to just eat less?

>>74644249
Shaq fhas cultivatived a gregeryrous persona but he is pretty thin skinned.

As to your 2nd point, fuck off I don't need or want to lsoe weight I'm perfectly healty

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>>74644187
>>74644230
Just stop Clips

>>74644238
Plenty of players have come back fine from that, so I'm not worried. Just means that whoever drafts him will be getting a great deal.

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>>74644299
stop what talking about basketball?

>>74644309
But his game is based on athleticism, you just don't come back 100%, he's never going to be the same and will have to adapt by becoming a better shooter and that's a big thing he'd have to overcome and most players just can't become better shooters.

He's not a first round talent anymore.

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>>74644299
>>74644299
sorry bruh got carried away

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>>74644334
Nice inspect element/photoshop

>>74644366
Where do you see him falling?

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>I'm perfectly healty

>>74644381
>>74644406
it's sad knowing there's someone dedicating hours of thier lives to making hateful photoshops of someone just because they have a better live then them.

>>74644479
I thought you and Sam were buddies though

>>74644249
I think I'd prefer Kobe to Shaw at this point desu. But the normies love him

>>74644394
Some top team that has all the time in the world and a open roster spot will just let him heal and develop, maybe even stash him in the D league.

I wouldn't be surprised if OKC got him, they could cut Huestis for his spot if they don't make any trades at draft day.

Then there's the Mavericks, that's a big possibility they take him with their first round pick since they're sitting on some bad contracts and they have only just begun their rebuild process, they can let hims develop while they wait out their vet contracts and let Noel and Barnes take over as the franchise players.

Late first round to early 2nd.

>Memphis Grizzlies lost 5 straight since March started
>Nashville Predators lost 4 straight since March started
What the fuck Tennessee?

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will my guy ever come back?

>>74644479
Hey clips what does the name Eric Piatkowski mean to you?

>>74644298
>>74644249
Shaq is a lazy stupid cunt who's success in the NBA was entirely fueled by the natural gift of having a monstrous athletic body.

I don't particularly like Kobe, but he's miles more articulate and respectable than Shaq, and actually gave a shit.

>>74644561
nothing he was a shit player like most of the old clippers teams, altho I did have high hopes for miles, maggeette, odom, richandson and brand combo.

shame fucking sterlling and his racisim prevented that coprse from reaching their potential.

watching the kentucky/alabama game right now, someone want to telephone me why deaaron fox is a top 5 prospect? he's like ingram but shorter

>>74644710
You mean he looks like Durant but shorter?

>>74644830
you kno what I mean he's listed as 6"4" and 171...

>>74644095
Nets would be the team to do it. But they have enough wing players they are developing. (RHJ and LeVert) Nets are probably gonna target big men.

Blazers seem like the team that would take a chance on him. ESPECIALLY with all of the picks they have

>>74644406
>Emory in the background

makes me laugh every time

I'm still salty nuggies drafted Jokic in the 2nd round. How did he go unnoticed?

>>74645048
His advanced stats were a solid predictor even before the draft, to anyone who did analytics he was a clear sleeper.

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>>74644479
You're right Clips, hindside is 50/05. Want to go out for some Sunday brunch in a bit? As an apology I'll pay for your endless appetizers.

I'll look up the street car times now.

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>you are living in an age where the Washington Wizards are the best team in basketball

i never thought i'd see the day

>>74636594
no fries? no milkshake? 7/10

>>74645313
You know they're going to gag it, right? Either in April or in the playoffs. Washington teams only exist to break the hearts of their fans.

>>74645048
>Weaknesses: An average athlete lacking great speed and leaping ability ... Foot speed is a big liability. He may struggle to stay in front of NBA athletes at the center position ... Needs to improve as a post player, gain strength and develop a repertoire of back to the basket moves ... Defense is a real weakness at this point due to lack of lateral speed and lack of strength. His length is a big plus, but he'll need to continue to work on becoming stronger and learn to anticipate in order to overcome his lack of quickness ... Despite being a younger guy, his upside appears limited by his lack of explosiveness and foot speed ...

half of those didn't even turn out to be true, watching the Nuggies the other night and he was running the psedo point effortlessly, made a nice dish to a cutting Murray at one point that i didn't even see coming

everyone says he's a hard worker, im guessing he just put in the work to become better...doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, seems like a chill dude

>>74645343
>capitals
>nationals
kek

>>74645368
>>74645353
>>74645259
>>74645048
>not black
>not strong
>not a shooter
From looking at him most people expected him to be another Alex Len. He was a victim of visual bias.

>>74645048
>Why didn't A draft X
Jokic was a non-entity until recently, the coaches and training staff help put him at that level he's in now.

To scouts he's just another Euro center who would be out of the league or stuck in Euroball forever.

>[Darko Milicic] met with David Kahn and told him: "Don't trade for me for the love of God, I don't want to play in the NBA anymore, I'll ruin your team. I'll fuck up the team chemistry, do not trade for me. When it's not working it's not working."
>trades for him anyway
Is there any debate left as far as Kahn being the WOAT front office figure?

>>74645409
>>74645427t
and what of mudiay? is he a bust?

>>74637770
Silver wouldn't allow that he would

>>74645432

it's like when my gf used to say "please go away. I don't want to date you. Just leave me alone" every day I tried to talk to her, yet despite all her struggling I still decided she would be my gf and still give her flowers and shit even though she moved away to college and stop responding to my texts.

sometimes you need to know when no really means yes.

>>74645570
Kek. Gowiz you crack me up

The autism ITT is thread too much. Text me when /moo/ leaves

>>74644710
That little nigga just got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Arkansas is officially /ourguys/

Bringing back bullyball

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>>74637770
I'm not sure if the Lakers are actively tanking though.

Ingram and Zubac are both relatively raw rookies getting major minutes, Dlo is a second year guard and Randle is essentially a second year big man. Then you got second round picks, undrafted guys and journeymen filling out of the roster.

And a rookie coach, a new GM and a new president of basketball ops.

They are bad but like Luke has said a couple of times, the basketball gods look down upon tanking. Look at Simmons for example.

That being said, I'm hopefully Rob makes a good choice if we do end up getting the 2nd pick (I think we may end up dropping to 3). I don't want to deal with Ball's dad, and if we want a pure point guard, I'd rather go with Ntilikina. That would require us moving down, though.

I wish the Lakers false flaggers would leave

>>74645826
>I don't want to deal with Ball's dad
this is how i feel about my team too. its amazing how one cancerous piece of shit father has reduced ball's draft value tenfold

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>>74645826
i dont want his father either, maybe Kobe oculd get in Ball's ear and get him to shut him out of his life...

This Fox guy is going to be a Cameron Payne tier bust.

Their weight and offensive games are the same, and so is their defense.

He will get eaten alive in the NBA. Can't get to the hole and needs to rely on floaters and three pointers.

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>streaming site says game starts at 11:30
>doesn't account for time change
>i've been sitting here for a hour waiting for this shit to go up like

>>74645890
I like Monk, he's like Oladipo but can't play defense but plays better offense. When he's hot he's hot, can score from anywhere. Got a great three point game and can pull up off the dribble.

He'll get bullied in the paint but if he's smart he can play in the system and will need other players on his team to get him good looks.

Only real prospects I think have a serious future in the NBA is Fultz.

>>74645929
>I'm retarded

http://yoursportsinhd.com/game/0021600985/

let's go boys

>>74645941
>Only real prospects I think have a serious future in the NBA is Fultz.

And that guy from NC State, he reminds me of Westbrook with a body type similar to Lowry.

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>>74645953
>it's an RBL vs SPC matchup

ayyyyyyy time to get /comfy/

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>>74645890
Fox has a good shooting form. FT are a better indicator if a player will shoot in the next level. Besides Payne is not a good athlete and quick. Fox will find a role in the NBA. Just depends what teams draft him

>>74645953
Bulls gonna win for sure, Celtics have too much pressure

>>74645992
>defense rated that high

Into the trash.jpg

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>>74645953
>these fucking autismos in chat

I remember when Danny Granger was supposed to come back and help lead Paul George to the ship.

>>74646024
Have you seen Fox play?

>>74646032
>BlackTomThibodeau spamming /nba/ memes

Fucking cringe.

This is how redditors find out about /nba/

>If you are unable to see the video player, try opening the page in Incognito or disabling your AdBlock.

>>74646048
Him and Cam may have played good D in college but if you just look at their frame and size there's no way they can be elite defensively in the NBA.

Ranking like 8 and 9 are meaningless. Now look at the black hole Cam and how he's been all year with the Thunder and then last year even when he was playing in garbage time after blow outs he was still bad.

>>74646073
Boston vs. Chicago

I've been streaming reddit nba games on my PS4 browser. It works pretty good. Quality is near the same level as league pass.

>>74646062
just load the page with it off, let the video player load, and then reenable the adblock

the ads lag my system to shit otherwise

>>74646062
>http://yoursportsinhd.com/game/0021600985/
>50 ads blocked

>>74646144
No shit, the ads are filled with malware.

>>74641398
It's the main reason why I didn't take that hit piece from E!SPN seriously.

Westbrook's assists come from (obviously) teammates hitting their shots when he gives them the ball. If they can't shoot or make a basket, then it just comes up as empty as my life savings.

>>74646164
>>74646062
I've got ad block plus and I'm fine

Kings future point guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdQxu_FEmc

Are the Celtics the only team that can beat LeBron? It's going to happen at some point but which team will it be?

>Bulls
wew

>>74646184
>>74646176
>>74646164
>>74646144
>>74646062

seems to be running much better in chrome for some reason

was using waterfox before

next year i'm going to pay for reborn streams again

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JUST

bulls are a hot mess

>>74646401
vipbox works well for me, for anyone else on shitty internet

that was the worst out of time play ive ever seen

Do most black people in the US follow basketball?

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https://strawpoll.com/ggcdx9x
https://strawpoll.com/ggcdx9x
https://strawpoll.com/ggcdx9x

The poll that saved /nba/

>9
>9
>9
>9

>>74646667
Let me guess, you've been posting this in those reddit tier Spurs game threads?

>>74646662
some do. some don't

Holy shit, Jaylen Brown is way further along than I thought.

>>74646930
It's crazy, he might actually have the worth of a second round pick!

>De'Aaron Fox
He's either a Trex or tried to cheat the vertical test to appear more athletic. Would not draft.

>>74646930
Wow! Incredible shot! Like all the other shots he makes. Oh wait he's shit as his averages show.

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No defense? Gee I wonder what went wrong?

>>74644592
this. phil jackson said shaw was the most athletically gifted player he ever worked with, and he had potential to be the most dominant player of all time if he wasn't so lazy. also why the Lakers let him go

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JUST

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Doc Rivers in 3 years with the Clippers has literally not accomplished anything more than what Vinny Del Negro did in 2 years with a completely wet behind the ears Griffin and Jordan.

The furthest Doc has gotten is the 2nd round (Same as Vinny)

The Clippers highest season win total under Doc was 57 wins (Vinny's highest was 56)

Please tell me why people continue to glorify this joke of a coach. He has not even been knocked out by the team that goes on to win the west in any of his playoff loses.

Bulls have 19 points with 3 minutes left in the 2nd lmao

>>74647108
H-H-He did that one thing in Orlando and h-h-he won a championship with a stacked Celtics roster any other half competent coach could've done.

H-H-H-HE'S ELITE
F-F-FIRST BALLOT HOFer

>>74647108
don't forget only winning a single chip with a loaded celtics team

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>>74647108
not his fault his team is cursed

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lmao Wade dont give a fuck

>>74647108
Vinnie had Eric Bledsoe. Since they traded him the Clippers still haven't been able to get a decent bench.

>>74647150
>>74647170

>hating on based Doc

White boys detected

Westbrook looks tasty in a non gay way you just wanna slurp him up

Poor Chicago...

Wade and Rondo already talking about dinner lmao

>>74647205
>t. austin "only my dad's team would sign me" rivers

>>74647240

I agree

Would you let him pound your boipussy in a non-gay way?

The Bulls are getting blown out, not because of how bad they are, but because of how elite the Celtics are. What a fantastic franchise. Don't think anyone can challenge them this year I think a championship is guaranteed.

>>74647329
look at the turnovers bruh

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>When in trouble just call the IT department

>>74647295
>>74647240
Please stop

>>74647193
What an awful excuse. Carlisle regularly takes whatever scrubs Cuban throws at him and magically turns them in to good bench players

Doc just sucks.

>>74647262
Too real. They know how it is.

LMAO turn on the celtics halftime, these little niggas falling all over the place

26 POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF
>26 POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF
26 POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF
>26 POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF

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What did they mean by this?

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After the trade deadline:
>Chicago has missed their first 12 shots in the first quarter
>OKC has made 12 straight 3's before a miss

Holy fuck, OKC raped Chicago's family and held them hostage on that trade.

>>74647489
CAMERON PAYNE????? NEXT STEPH CURRY!!!!

HERE, TAKE TAJ AND MCBUCKETS, WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A SECOND ROUND PICK

WHAT'S THAT? THEY'RE 2 OF OUR BEST SHOOTERS ACCORDING TO EFG%???
NAH WE'LL JUST LET VALENTINE FINALLY PLAY AND HE'LL PLAY LIKE HE DID IN MICHIGAN ST. WE GOOD

>Wade leaves Miami to go play for a "contender"
>Heat instantly become good
>Shitcaca Bulls instantly become shit

hmmmm.....is anyone else pondering about this?

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>>74647596
well they did lose their best player and face of the franchise

>>74647596
Your use of instant is very liberal.

Miami was awful at first while the Bulls were lights out and looking like a contender in the East. Then the Bulls had missed the playoffs last year while the Heat were a good seed last year but Bosh died so their ECF hopes did too.

>>74647596
>people actually thought Whiteside was putting up empty stats and that Wade was still good

>>74647618
This is my favorite meme and I'm sad it's dead.

>>74646328
Celtics should focus on figuring out how to get out of the 1st round before they concern themselves with trying to beat LeBron.

>>74647596
>good
>under .500
Heat are trash, don't bring up their recent wins either. The bottom line is they are still under .500.

>>74647680
>hurr durr ignore streaks and wins over a recent period just be a fucking retard

kys

>he didn't put money on the miami heat winning the chip
/nba/'s BBIQ is like little baby

>>74647707
the most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentlemen

>>74647540
Bulls are trash? Don't feel to good about it or the nuggies will silence you again

>>74647680
>beat the Warriors, Cavs twice, and the Raptors

>shit

They've been elite for months.

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>>74647653
I was the one who made the meme. I heard somewhere on ESPN or TNT about the Bulls losing their identity and wondering who the face of the franchise is.

Well it was damn obvious to me who it was. Not Locker Room Cancer Jimmy Butler and not Glass Knees Rose.

Also just look at Pau Gasol's numbers when he played with the Bulls. He was the most consistent player on their whole team.

>mfw put 100 bucks on chicago winning

>Starts 11-30
>12 game winstreak including a win against a fully-loaded GSW
>Lost 4 games since
>"they're under 500, so they still suck

bad bait dude.

Heat won't even make the playoffs.

The nets are favored to win by a point today versus the Knicks.
Feels good men.

I'd rather have Dion Waiters then pay 25 million a year to watch Dwayne Wade post up because he's too old to play as a slasher anymore.

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>>74647823

>nets are favored to win

If the Celtics wanted to they could beat the record for biggest blowout in NBA history.

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>>74647857

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Last one for the road

Lebron is coming back to Miami after the Cavs lose in the 1st round

Dragic
Waiters
Lebron
Whiteside

>>74645048
Looking like he does with the athleticism he has no scout probably thought he could hang.

But Nuggets international scouting is simply good. Jokic. Nurkic. Lauvergne with I think the 54th pick in 2013. Juancho Hernangomez. Petr Cornelie who they drafted last year looks decent.

Teams simply miss all the time. It happens. 26 teams missed on Gobert. Boozer went in the 2nd. Isaiah Thomas. Gilbert Arenas, etc. Jokic is just an odd case with his talent level and potential, but overall I don't think any team should really feel ashamed for missing out on a foreign big and letting him to go to someone else in the 2nd.

>>74647748
>Beat teams that have long since stopped caring about the regular season because they've already secured playoff spots

They have 3 games coming up vs the Wolves, Nuggets, and Blazers. Those will be real tests. The Mavs pushed the Heat's shit in their last matchup.

All these commercials about burgers have got me hungry for some quality McDonald's hamburgers.....

Anyone else?

>>74647900
Must feel great to be a nuggies and jazz fan

>>74647941
Burgers are great. You can put anything on them and they always taste good.

>>74647941
>McDonald's
>quality
go to Jack in the Box or Wendy's nigger

>>74647941
>quality McDonald's hamburgers.....

404 not found

>>74647964

>fast food
>quality

Just make your own nigger. It's cheaper and tastes better

>>74647996
It won't have the same taste as a juicy McDonald's burger and they have that Big Mac secret sauce....

>>74648015
>shilling for Micky D's

>>74647953
>Must feel great to be fans of teams that have never won shit

Lmao the fuck you talking about

>>74648015
McDonald's burger patty is extremely low quality and loaded with seasonings and other things to taste decent. It's the same case with their sauce.

>only 52 points with 2 min to go at the 3rd quarter
Jesus

Clips would be all pver some Mickey Dees

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i want pic related to be removed from all the internet

who do I need to contact to make this happen? everytime i come across this picture i feel like killing myself

>>74647996
Unless you don't know how to cook, in which it would suck.

I personally use a bit of Worcestershire sauce, coarse ground black pepper, garlic, and green peppers in the meat, and some sharp cheddar on the top.

>McDonald's
>Wendy's
>Jack in the Box

What the fuck kind of flyover shithole do you live that these are the examples of "good" fast food?

>>74648071
A psychiatrist

>>74648143
desu all fast food is shit, so it makes sense to spend as little cash as possible

>>74647896
come home pau

>>74648143
McDonald's has the best quality beef made with the freshest ingredients and secret sauce that is to die for.

In fact I'm going to get a trio Big Mac with a muffin and 2 McFlurries after the Bulls lose.

>>74648163
2 insufferable faggots

>>74648163
Did Drake just try to kiss him?

>>74648201
It's not gay to kiss your friends you dumbass.

>>74648183
>not a shamrock shake

pleb

Well I hope the Bulls score over 100 so I can get me a free Big Mac© Only at McDonald's© Hell maybe I will get myself a Shamrock Shake© as well.

the Bulls are done

>butler
>5 points

Bulls are pathetic

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>Cameron Payne

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>>74648425
>5 points
he's no son of mine

>>74648442

He's going to be a star. He just has that it factor

>>74648470
GarPax go fucking kill yourselves.