/NRL/ - SUNDAY TICKET

>>74635034
Vonny looks like a semen demon here, now she's obese

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I wanna see some Biffo today. I wanna see some cunts hurt. It makes me hard.

>tfw not going to crack the 1000

t-t-thanks gerald and poo pee sss

>>74635111
You can only swallow so many loads before it starts to show.

>>74635228
iktf

>took uate out my 17 for b.burns
>hayne scores 10

ya kiddin me lads

>>74635111
t. Low Test Beta

Tigers by 30+ today lads.

teddy on kangaroo watch

29c there today lads. Gonna see some clashes with big sweaty men.

Elite save by tabasco.

Fuck Moylan

>moylan in charge of kicking

V O N N I E
O
N
N
I
E

>Australian gets away with milking penalty
>New Zealander doesn't

Racism in action from Gerard Sutton

>>74636509
Based freddy

>>74636524
Based Aussie refs sticking it to the dirty poo pealanders

>whare out of my 17

teddy on ambulance watch

fucking rekt

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>>74636571
yeah i swapped him out of mine too

he was hot garbage last week

Tedesco more like Fucking injured forever wog sco ;)

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>ywn know this feel

>>74636724
once scored a try in u13 st george cup lad

pretty sure i know...

Knights will be in the 8 soon at this rate

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>>74636791
How did it feel? Did you get to go to maccas after?

>>74636724
Actually I made my NRL debut last year and would be in the first grade side this year if not for injury.

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>you now remember that try you had in u10s

feels good lads

>>74636843
nice one "josh"

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>be a winger
>my center when he got the ball he'd run up the middle of the field, lose ground and get tackled

I've Literally never play rugby league except for playing tackle footy on the 2nd oval during lunch

AMA

>>74636834
nah had to get back to school, arrived after 3 so the tuckshop and everything was closed

actually grandpa probably did take me to maccas, based grandpa

>>74636959
you must have been real shit if you never got passed the ball m8

>shite fartloose

KEK

>>74636967
Whats it like being Australias prime minister?

Posting cuck porn in /tv/ lads. AMA

>>74637059
why

>>74637036
pretty ELITE 2bh

>>74637059
who is blacked's cinematographer and why hasn't he moved on to better things?

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>>74637036
Feels good.

Who is the PM's team? I'm going with Bulldogs.

>>74637059
>the whole catalog is full of BLACKED porn
KEK
E
K

>>74637103
>rich old white eastern suburbian male
>bulldogs

yeah nah m8

>>74637119
Is this your first shitposting rodeo m8?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHWacFehjvp/

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is he /ourguy/?

>>74637103
turnbull's team is the swans. he's an afl fan.

>>74637208
>australian fairy league
no surprises there

>>74637208
meanwhile tony's team was manly

realy makes u think

tigers on pooicide watch

>>74637220
everyone hates manly though

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>latu is italian

it's official ladies and gentlemen

Trent Merrin is a supercoach BUST

actually i dont think he is nvm

>>74637338
>you only know this cause i posted his wiki details a while back

mate

Scratch that.

He IS a bust

I sure hope you didn't trade out former elite centre Dean Whare

>>74637475
Wasn't there for that, I just looked him up before.

Fucking Whare get fucked

>tfw 0 tries in junior footy career
>tfw have a trophy for best forward

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>>74635534
it appears that you're right mate

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>Tugers dont need 2 defend they got attack

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>>74635534

Thanks Tim!

this is my subs

meanwhile I got

>burns
>suli
>hayne

in my 17

you can't make this up

>>74637550
>"How about a photo where you're like, staring at him with disappointment but also holding him to show your support? Yeah, that's a heaps natural pose. Tim can you stare down the camera like you're gonna an hero? Yeah. Yeah."

t. (((Media photographer)))

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>>74637561
forgot pic

>>74637550
is tim simona white?

Moylan will be selected for NSW because of this win even though if Tedesco's teammates weren't shit he would have had at least two try assists in addition to being the teams best player.

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>>74637550

Based reddit poster Steve Mascord who I abused in his own thread once and he sperged out

>cuckthers still won't be part of the elite 2-0 club after today
KEK

>tfw Tim Simonas bookie kidnapped Jamal Idris

Is this true?

The poofters who bought De Belin after one good performance will be disappointed.

>>74637593
Mascord is /ourguy/ though

i can hear some bogan screaming UP YOURS on the tv

>cuckrith cuckthers are STILL below the Knights on the ladder
KEK

>>74637571
field is injured you fucking madman

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>tfw you live in the timeline where the Bulldogs sign Cleary and Mbye goes back to Africa on some mormon mission

>>74637678
they arent in my 17 lad

Neighbour sold their house for $4.5m which increases the value of my parents place by quite a lot

AMA

>>74635534
>>74635534
>>74635534

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>had whare on the bench

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>>74637752
i had uate and whare out my 17 you literally couldn't make this up

>Hayne needs surgery on his ankle
KEK

>>74637571
>complains about subs scoring big when 3 haven't even been picked to play a game yet

look at this novicecocah lads

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>captaining tedesco

>>74637811
God punishes heathen heretics who worship false idols

>>74637811
Should just kill himself to be honest

http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/cowboys/cowboys-have-signed-storm-forward-jordan-mclean-on-threeyear-2m-deal/news-story/6a09306d29020bd17a7c94ec1be47522

Welcome to Bondi, Mr Taumalolo.

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>on 60 minutes tonight
>mum transitions to a man
>son transitions to a daughter

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>>74635034
gis and still not sure if qt

>>74637847
>signing an non-elite forward for over $600k a year
Its over, the cuckboys are finished

>>74637847
Thanks.

I hear the property market there is not as shithouse as the one in Townsville, can you confirm that Mr. Latte Jew?

>>74637860
desu I wouldnt mind a white abo wife so my wifes son would get gibs and have bong sporting genes

>poogans

Oust Doust

packer dropping kickoffs like he drops whiteboys when hes on the pisss

Gutherson is on my bench

>>74637537
>>74637550
I was half right, just picked the wrong team. Shit.

>get him off he's unfit
I love bogans.

does norman have a mohawk to show his allegiance to the comancheros?

>dat ocean in the background

Illawarra is the most aesthetic sporting ground just for that

All Australia has is beaches and only 1 team can show it off? Cucks

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>>74637918
That does look bloody good gotta admit.

Ref are ruining my slurping up this semen sport.

>>74637918
>>74637931
>city beach
Absolutely disgusting. Although playing at the golf course is nice

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>he rushed JDB into his team after ONE okay performance

>>74637943
>we'll build a stadium away from the city for this cuckold

Hey Bob Fulton/Tony Abbott

>>74637946
I started with JDB though. ok price, not likely to play origin, should play 65-70minutes each week.

Look at the all the other FRF's that have been shit
>gallen overpriced
>Merrin Bust
>Bromwich ded
>fifita Bust
>james overpriced
>taupau Bust

I wish we could clone people. I'd make a team full of clones of Based Hayne and Based JT.

>>74637946

I started with JDB

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Fucking duds

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2017/03/uneven-alliance-america-pro-israel-170308064459862.html

>>74638001
t. the kennel

>>74637977
2bh i'm thinking of ditching merrin for JDB

Rawrrawrrawr seems pretty based. Good player, prob big dongdongdong what more could you want. Gonna replace Tobasco with him.

>>74637978
1. Tedesco
2. Hayne
3. Hayne
4. Hayne
5. Morris
6. Thurston
7. Thurston
8. Scott
9. Smith
10. Surgess
11. Cordner
12. Surgess
13. Surgess

#elite

>>74638008
check where gal drops to 1st 2bh

>Give Jennings a job at the circus

kek casual racism

>4 white guys teaming up on a based darkie
Roosters confirmed casual racists.

>>74638036
you're right - gal scored 77 this week and merrin 64 so idk if they're busts necessarily

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refball

This is the dragons I know and love.

Dragons are going to win

Cap this post or dont whatever

>>74638106
I predict

STD 0
PAR 35

Parramatta will be top of the ladder after this round.

Hess and Ese'ese are the next two INS you should be targeting if you don't already have these elite supercoach players.

No shit other people at the club knew and took drugs with simona each week

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>>74638111
Jinxed it

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>>74638111
btfo

>>74637918
Dragons should move to win fulltime.

>>74638137
>tfw NRL tell him they'll only let him play again if he snitches
>tfw he tells all about everyone using roids too

NRL BTFO

>poosters

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I'd like to go into her warehouse if you guys know what I mean

>>74638175

ftb

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What did her legs mean by this?

>>74638194
Her pussy is quivering

>>74638194
wtf

>>74638146
this tbqh. Based /gong/

Luke Lewis looks like the guy who raped Jill Meagher

Are images not loading properly for anyone else?

>>74638225
Gods country.

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>>74638227
Fine here matey.

>>74638234
Old hag

Based Eels so regretting doing not a large 5 buck bet on them now.

really sick of girls who go on tinder with no intention of hooking up and just want to chat, or make friends etc

>>74638277
Either that or they just want a self esteem boost. Fuck tinder mate. I'll suck your dick no homo.

>>74638277
Spotted the ugly cunt lads

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>>74638277

>>74638282
Where you at?

>>74638291
2450

Based radrawrrrwarrr

>>74638284
that's me lads

>>74638225
Campbellttown looks better.

>>74638284
>danny tries to get in

where's the rara man going?

they said he's leaving?

>>74638306
prison lad

>>74638308
bit of casual racism there mate

>>74638308
tru

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>>74638277

>>74638312
He should have bashed his missus harder

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>>74638325
>should have
>have

>>74638325
You're not a man until your wife accusses you of beating her fella.

Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Rape

>>74638327
looks like we have ourselfs a hardcunt here

>>74638335
the absolute state of your education, mate

>>74638335

You should of stayed in school lol

>>74638337
>>74638338
Oh now I get it thats embarrasing. Pls stop bullying me lads.

>>74638337
>northen teritory
>A state

nice one faggot

i bet you use whatsapp you fucking loser

probably have an android too, lol

>>74638344
This is the 2nd time in this thread you've replied to someone pretending you are me. I ask you to stop it now

>>74638329
when will they learn

>>74638329
>her fella
Your wife has a dick?

>>74638329
>beating her fella
are you beating up yourself, or are you being cucked m8?

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good waste of youth allowance lads

>>74638354
Go back to school and learn where to put commas.

>>74638358
hey danny

Remember when they introduced the blood bin cause they were worried some pozzed cunt would give another cunt the herp

>>74638358
hey joshy

>poosters dropping more balls than a stripper at a primary school

I got rid of Radradra to have enough cash for Tedesco.

>>74638369
My gf says black guys always deliver. I don't really know what she means. She studies with this black guy she met at uni while I watch the footy though. I love it cause it keeps her out of my hair and I can watch me footy.

>>74638365
When you have guys like luke lewis playing, that's a fair measure.

>>74638380
Kek

>>74638379
Sounds like your gf is a racist who thinks blacks can only aspire to be delivery drivers.

Dump her skank ass.

>>74638380
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/libel

>>74638379
Heard the same thing except it wasn't my gf (don't have one) but I did buy things for her.

Pretty boring game desu boys. Going to go to the glory hole and suck off some strangers. See ya on thursday.

>>74638397
Good onya mate. Too many pozzed cunts these days are too good for a friendship with a girl. Treat em mean keep em keen? Nah nigger. Treat her like a queen, keep her self esteem. :)

One love. Peace.

>>74638397
same here, I did ask her out but she said she just wants to be friends. I watched her have sex with a few times for "art" or something

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this """poomunity"""

>>74638397
>>74638413
>>74638416
Female here, glad to see there are gentlemen still in the world.

>>74638413
Exactly. Plus her bf is a top notch guy as well. He moved interstate so they'd go months without seeing each other and I understood how hard that would have been for her.

>>74638416
Unlucky. I didn't ask mine out since she already had a bf (see above).

>>74638423
Thank you for your service. If you need someone to talk to, PM me.

>>74638419
>tfw you were the one to take this screenshot
feels good tbqhwy

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>his """team""" isn't 2-0

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>>74638449
>he wants his team to peak early

>>74638461
>he has a team and doesnt hope his team loses so that des gets sacked and the kennel burns to the ground

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>he doesn't want his team to have a good early start

you literally can not make up a fiction setting in your mind where this takes place

>>74638471
Enjoy being this year's version of the 2016 rabbitohs.

>>74638479
theyve forgotten how to russel crowe fucked their mothers

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>he thinks one team losing a star player in the finals means that this will happen to all teams that start off well

LMAO 1-1 or 0-2 teams SEETHING right now (in this very second)

Wigan.

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>>74638492
>barely beats a team that lost it's two star players (one to coke addiction and booted out the nrl)
>brags about it

you can't make this up

>>74638492
Best post in the thread

>>74638492

Best team in the world

/nrl/'s average score for the round, at this point in time is:

881

>>74638511
watch danny and poorramatta STILL not have chosen a bench

>>74638519
KEK he didn't

>>74638519
danny here

probably not going to be able to keep up with sc this year. too busy at the moment.

>>74638511

Nevermind I'm retarded and can't use Excel it's 898. Bad round either way.

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>started off 3/3 in my tips
>1/5 from then on

>>74638526
kys

>>74638611
5/5 then missed the last 3

>>74638612
???

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>>74638611
>he actually tips

>>74638617
not liking this gimmick m8

>>74638628
Don't call me m8, mate. What gimmick are you talking about?

>>74638656
same chick different experssions

kinda lame tbqhwy senpai

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>>74638700
Oh shit wasn't expecting to be noticed.

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>>74638709
>Oh shit wasn't expecting to be noticed.

>>74638753
this, pretty cringe

Do you own any of your team's merchandise?

make nbn great again

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>>74638820
Someone called me cringe better kms

>>74638840
I go to a Panthers RSL and get shitfaced sometimes, does that count.

6/8 tips lads

>>74638860
said earlier, I started off 3/3 then went on to go 1/5

who did you get wrong?

>>74638878
I got Manly and Raiders wrong. I don't feel too bad about it those games were tossups

>tfw you only eat white meat and sasha's gone vego

>>74638941
>>74638928

>>74638941
ELITE tipping strat m8

BREAKING NEWS

MATT SCOTT POTENTIAL ACL TEAR

>>74638978
not breaking news lad

http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/broncos/wayne-bennett-rejected-a-record-27m-package-to-coach-the-south-sydney-rabbitohs/news-story/513900dcaa63875bed8b082273a839cf

>>74638978
thats tearing news m8

>>74639108
wayne was always /ourguy/

Michael Morgan
>6 Tests for Australia
>5 State of Origin appearances for Queensland
>1 Premiership

Anthony Milford
>0 Tests for Australia
>0 State of Origin appearances for Queensland
>0 Premierships

>>74639184
>literally cucked by Michael “David Tyrell is my best mate” Maguire
>Coached long enough to see the Cowboys become the big brother

He can be your guy maybe

milford will play origin this year

cap this post

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>>74639231
>Coached long enough to see the Cowboys become the big brother

good feel

>>74639231
>>74639257
enjoy 2017, cuckboys because this is the last year you will be "big brother"

once jt and scott are finished, your whole "club" is done, and you will go back to losing to every other club by 50 points

>>74639268
t. Broncmeme support

Scott is an injured old fart on peps and JT leaving means heaps of cap space lad

>>74639285
kek, and what will you do with that cap space?

sign shitters like fensom and mclean?

lmao, enjoy threpeeating for the spoon in 2019, 2020 and 2021

>>74639257
cowshits are finished when thurston goes.

Did you watch the 2000 season? Don't worry if you didn't, the cowboys and the broncos are going to be reliving it soon.

>>74639298
>>74639301
t. Little brothers

Mate you don't think we'll get an elite halfback with JT's money when he goes in 2019, possibly 2020 if cap goes up and he gets greedy?

>>74639312
lmao, keep dreaming. ponga is already leaving and taumaolo about to jump ship.

wouldn't surprise me at all if morgan, lowe and hess all leave as well

There's no point in even playing out this season, since we already KNOW it will be a Roosters vs Melbourne grand final with Roosters winning.

Cap this post.

>>74639324
pinga man got well overpaid 2bqh so no upset he's gone and lolo is a madman not to take poosters offer.

Trust me lad cows still got 2 years, possibly 3 in top 4 then after that probably just scraping the 8

Based Sandow is going to replace Thurston when he retires lads

procrastinated the entire weekend and still haven't started an assignment that is due tomorrow

>>74639432
sucks to be you lmao

>>74639432
here you go m8, i wrote it for you

Increasing the cap space only helps clubs keep their stars in theory.

What actually happens is that teams still overpay for players because thats what a few of the other clubs are paying (and their managers are telling them), inflating the value and distorting the market. So we see retarded deals like Mclean and ponga on $600k a year contracts.

When JT retires, there will be no elite HB at the cowboys, because they would have already upgraded a few shitcunts contracts and will be priced out of the market. They will get a rookie or a journeyman HB and hope for the best. The best thing to happen to manly, was Hodkinson moving. They got lucky and had 2 elite halves at bottom dollar for a 4 year period. Penrith have something similar at the moment and should do well in the next 2 years before they get torn apart by cap pressures.

Clubs won't go any better, players won't play any better, matches won't get better when the salary cap is changed. The only group to profit are those slimy player managers wheeling and dealing for their own gain.

Only 1 team wins the comp each year out of 16.

t. not walkie

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>>74639584
>When JT retires, there will be no elite HB at the cowboys, because they would have already upgraded a few shitcunts contracts and will be priced out of the market.

NO... NO IT WONT HAPPEN THEY'LL GET SOMEBODY GOOD TRUST ME REEEEEEEE

>implying josh chudleigh won't switch to halfback
>implying he won't be an elite number 7

>>74639614
Go to bed Josh, you need to rest that knee up

>>74639640
can't, i'm doing an assignment

someone post the thurston pepe

>>74639648
I am constantly reminded of the post complaining about how shit it is, and laugh everytime its posted

>>74639648
that poorly made one from 2015?

>>74639672
>>74639671
Yeah, that one.

>>74639684
KEK

I made that. I deleted it though if anybody has please post

>>74639710
do you remember the filename?

>>74639724
IIRC it was something like "thurstonpepe" I think

>>74639737
kek

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/thurstonpepe/

>>74639745
kek that's terrible
why would anyone request this

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>>74639756

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>>74639745
>they're all my posts

thanks you so much for this

>>74639786
thats cos most people wouldn't save it with the original filename

>>74639812
all of them but 2 are actually.

But yeah you're right, still a blast from the past though

all you neet cunts on here should just take up uber driving

unless you dont have a license like josh reynolds kek

>>74639860
im white though

>>74639899
sure you are mate

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>>74639584

>DCE
>elite at any stage of his career

Sunday ticket? More like every poster in this thread has tickets on themselves lmao

>>74639971
Your mother never loved you

Can't sleep lads

What would joey do

>>74640794
mate he'd dummy for a line break and give a try assist to the part of his brain that helps with sleep

>>74640794
He'd take a benzo

>>74640900
I think he'd pull an all nighter then rack up when nearing tired round midday tomorrow then keep charging till midnight but be too buzzed to sleep and crash around 10am Tuesday waking up just in time for dinner

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Kill me lads

Just like joey would want