post-modern finnish art edition
>>74628765
Picks:
Jackets
Bolts
Senators
Jets
Leafs (OT)
Devils
Blues
Penguins
Capitals (SO)
>>74628765
quality op
aho
3rd for snes win the stan lee cup
The streak won't end against fucking Colorado, will it?
>finland
>>74628765
Great thread
>>74628779
Hmm, it was just a gut feeling I had too, I'm probably wrong
As I said.
The Winnipeg Jets have never turned a profit and they never will.
>>74628818
good post
>Hey /hoc/! I hear you guys are great fans of me...
Sinitakki
>>74628836
>>74628818
Why so rude?
>finnish goaltending
>an empty fucking net
>>74628765
>Losing to the Avs
Oh wow
>>74628837
>Finnish one is good
>Swedish one is a bust
really stimulates the brain matter
Yes yes Ottawa great offence.
However....
>>74628824
laine confirmed for tuscon
>>74628876
Switched at birth tbf
Is Rasmussen a Finnish or Swedish name?
Hot!
>>74628887
When and where will Laine be traded to?
You may ONLY respond to this post if your team has 0 (Z E R O) Finnish goaltenders.
>tfw glorious non-finnish goalie tandem
>>74628902
danish
>>74628907
Any sauna related incidents?
BJORKY
>rask win
>saros win
Korpisalo confirmed for win
finnish goaltending does it again. Clutch as fuck.
>>74628903
LANNY MCDONALD!
>>74628907
you should probably stop drinking lad
or go all in on binge drinking. nothing inbetween.
>>74628919
Jags
>>74628921
Oh okay. Some kid from BC is called Rasmussen and he might get drafted by us in the upcoming draft.
I was hoping he wasn't Finnish so we don't end up with another traitor undercover busteroo.
wake up laine
>>74628940
>filename
tim thomas was close to one too before he went all tinfoil and bunker on the bruins.
>>74628902
danish
>>74628903
Garbage?
HOT GARBAGE!
>>74628962
You can never go wrong drafting a Dane
Trust me
Just had my afternoon Finn.
I always get the urge to take a Finn after I drink coffee. Anyone else?
>>74628962
There is already a swedish Rasmussen playing for Chicago, he's pretty meh though
https://www.nhl.com/player/dennis-rasmussen-8477929
>>74628910
in five years, and probably to LA on a failed bid to make the playoffs.
>>74628919
>>74628907
where the fuck do you live? you Samis are fucked up.
>>74628910
A few years from now after they realize they need a good defender. He will be traded to the Buffalo Sabers for Ristolainen.
A finn for a finn. How can you lose?
This is hit of the year for sure.
Nice clean hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jALjwT6kfc
>>74628907
You either have (or had haha) a lot of friends or the maymay is real
Which nation has produced better hockey talent, Denmark or Norway?
>>74629005
you can't. With finns you win.
>>74628910
187pts season alongside Aho
>>74628919
Canadian goalies best goalies.
>>74628996
>>74629005
Great posts
>>74629012
Don't look down
Bufallel just throw in the towel
>>74628919
Feels good not to be plagued with Mongolian netminding
>>74628977
Ya, we fucked up by not picking up Ehlers unfortunately :(
>>74628988
>undrafted
That's fine, you wouldn't expected someone like that to play anyways. This Rasmussen will go top 5 overall.
>>74628929
Nothing major.
>>74628942
I've done everything and have come to a conclusion nothing will kill me.
I did drugs, alcohol, fighting and everything in between.
Stopped drinking and started snowboarding and windsurfing.
>>74628985
Gtfo you pakipaddle cuck
>>74628999
i can smell the rovaniemi on him from here
>>74628940
He's definitely of Scottish descent
>>74629012
zadorov a beast
>>74628836
There's nothing wrong with suicide desu
>>74629072
Did the name give it away?
>>74629073
That whole game he was literally a flying boulder.
>drink enough beer and we will give you a virtual reality
>>74628907
Why did you punch a bouncer?
They're big guys.
>>74629069
Wtf???
>>74629025
frans nielsen > the entire nation of norway
>>74629065
Seething and furious finnish americunt
>>74629012
I "like" this one more tbf. Not because it's Laine, but because how clearly it is that he is out cold mid air, kind of scary really. Dude is dead weight in the middle of the air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U3hhIyfP3E
Also, what's up with the Jets and getting btfo?
Coaches corner next.
LEAFS @ CANES
>>74629054
LEAFS @ CANES
>>74629054
LEAFS @ CANES
>>74629054
>>74629050
Deadly finnish duo? Would /hoc/ implode?
>>74629069
You never cease to amaze me, Finland
Don't ever change
>>74629062
Yeh Ehlers would've been great with the Canucks - Specially when you had Hansen to make him feel at home
>>74628948
He plays like a Finn
>pens game not for another 2 hours
fuck you worst coast
>>74629024
I did have many "friends" when I was an addict.
Now days I have friends.
>>74629077
It's pretty fucking selfish if you have anyone at all that cares about you
>>74629112
take your woman and leave
>>74629012
It's sickening that every big hit now is followed up by that garbage. Teams should get fined for doing that even if it is a dirty hit. Let the refs do their job and play the fucking game.
>pu-la-aho in nhl
>>74629033
With Finns you let 5 in
>>74629128
>Leafs @ Canes
oh fucking boy
>>74629137
Isn't it more selfish to force someone to stay alive when they don't want to?
>>74629069
absolutely OUTSTANDING post
>Bolts
>playoffs
Pick one
>>74628907
one of my friends killed themselves I feel you man
>>74629012
Well at least this season wasn't a total waste
>>74629165
It's one of those games you've marked on your calender from the beginning of the pre-season
.. Seriously though, has there been any exciting games featuring the Canes this year?
>>74629117
>Laine
It was Scheifele though...he bounced right back up too.
>>74629165
no one cares which team you're bandwagoning mate
>people told me NOT to bully Finland
>>74629099
He just looks like a teuchter
Furries now on the ice in Denver.
>>74629183
i'll pick the playoffs thank you very much
>>74629191
Same, fucking awful feel desu
>>74629200
that one where they scored seven goals in the 3rd against vancouver was pretty meme-y
>>74629160
Stars messed it up, you still have to make sure the Finns you get are good
>>74629128
>thread for a bunch of Laffs to jerk each other off while one Finn posts pictures of Aho
No thanks.
>>74629183
with how many injuries and trades this year, im not even upset about it. This entire season has been a mulligan
>>74629204
No. Sheifele sent the pass, Laine got hit
>>74629141
Nah, i'm here to take all of your women.
Hockey fan gf's LOVE big strong kiwi cricket lads
>>74629200
Well the Avs sweeping them was probably exciting for Colorado Residents
>>74629210
>If you don't root for the eternal leaf then you're a bandwaggoner!!1!
>>74629105
He was a big guy but I thought I could handle him. I was pissed that he denied entry.
We later became friends after the incident.
He shot himself in the head after some failed steroid transaction that the customs intercepted. He owed some serious cash to the bikers.
>its another mathews does absolutely nothing episode
getting real tired of these reruns
>>74629200
Canes are actually a comfy watch. They just aren't good at scoring besides Skinner and Aho.
>>74629242
>Finns
>Good at goalie
Pick one.
>>74629160
>Lehtonen: 3
>Niemi: 2
>an empty fucking net: 1
>>74629269
I'm gonna tell milky on you
>>74629268
wrong vid, nvrmnd.
>>74629293
empty net was their really achillies heal that game IMO, he really cost the stars
>>74629301
Are you the steeler ?
>>74629291
>rask wins
>saros wins
>korpisalo winning
your post really fires up my almonds
>>74629211
Cute af
>>74629324
No I'm the chef
Could the Penguins lose tonight?
>barkov managing to keep scoring pace with two deadweights on his wing
i feel sorry for him. I bet when he got to NHL he didn't think that he would be playing with 65 year old jagr and some guy named Smith no one has heard about.
>>74629160
>mfw >our goalie is Antti Lehtonen
>named literally the epitome of finnish goaltending
>hottest goalie in Liiga currently
>>74629350
>back to back
>long road trip out west
>missing half the defense
>missing a ton of forwards
yeah there's a chance. they had a better chance losing last night though
>>74629330
>Rask
Systembabby
>Saros
Played the Shorks
>Korpisalo
Playing the sword riders
Unimpressed.
Will Tampa let me win my proline?
Never forget
>>74629377
forgot face
>>74629394
Amazing
>>74629389
>predators
>laviolette
>system
>>74629373
Nice excuses, faggot.
Real elite players like Crosby can play with literal AHLers and rip it up.
>>74629397
Is this photoshopped?
>>74629397
no wonder he's so good. His eyesight is literally 360
>>74629408
What are you talking about big guy? Binge drinking again?
>>74629373
Well he said he is going to bring the cup to Florida right off the bat when he was drafted.
Some Floridians are starting to think he is a liar.
>>74629397
Why do Mongols look like fucking overgrown bugs?
>>74629160
SAY BUSTKOV ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
>>74629391
Vas is going to get some of MJs secret stuff and gain back his focus
>>74629233
Great post
>>74629374
so did you poop on your cousins or what?
>>74629448
ask your father
>>74629449
bustkov
t. honk honk
>>74629495
how much the car payed for the seat?
hi where is finn that couldn't walk yesterday?
>>74629503
the car didn't pay anything, the car owns the islanders
>>74629495
>>74629495
what a shitty honky
>>74629503
There is 5 islanders fans paying for seats in the car
>>74629524
Probably on the floor
I will LITERALLY throw my poo at all of you
>living in Britain
Will Nolan Patrick go first overall?
tfw gonna miss tonight's game because of a cartoon
>>74629591
do you mean Patrick Nolan?
>>74629562
whens australia going to annex you LOL!
>>74629591
he already seems like a bust
>>74629591
no
there will be a special draft-to-the-death for the rights of the Wheat King
It's kind of shocking how Matthews has turned to such a blackhole. Nothing is happening around him and Marner just keeps racking up points.
Even Leafs fans are puzzled how they can spin Marners stats to look comparable or better than Laine.
>>74629592
now I have to watch it alone :( where is trol u
>>74629630
it's only going to be half an hour, i'd be back
it's gonna be a good game
>>74629069
based Winland
>>74629615
Le glass man
>>74629624
This is the first real slump for matthews. During the first statistical slump he was playing well but was unlucky as fuck.
>>74629673
datsyuk?
FINLAND STOP!
>>74629394
>you will never be alpha enough to have a girl flash you her titties while you sit in the penalty box
teemo
*rubs deck sealant on hands*
kuch
>>74629183
You had a good run
>>74629591
Probably will but this is a seriously top light draft.
I'd rather drop~4-7 spots if there is a deal in place and draft Tolvanen.
He is the only one in this draft with star potential but he is 2-3 years away.
This is truly going to be a bad draft.
>>74629394
Is that kipper?
>kucherov
>Aho saves the Canes franchise
>Quebec's face when
Kucherov is no longer on fire he's evolving to magma
>>74629700
>not being literate in finnish memes
>>74629747
>Floridas face when
>Caps gonna choke the metro away
>>74629744
nah, kipper don't have tits
>>74629700
I'm going to the gym today. I always have a sauna session after.
If anybody comes in while I'm in there, I'll ask them if they want to pretend to be from Finland with me.
>>74629736
nah this is the draft of defensemen
>>74629778
memes are funny, not gay and pedo
>>74629747
Based Finland cucking Quebec Shitty
>>74629330
>Saros is good
>>74629744
wth I like Canada now
>>74629747
Come on m8 i'm sure you could keep the AHL team for 1-2 year before they move to Lévis.
Jesus christ, im a tampafag and i cant believe they got a PP off of the dumont hit. that shouldve been 5 to florida. ill fucking take it though
>>74629832
that's disgusting my dude
>>74629777
dunno if you should count playing sauna gollum as sexual
>>74629736
>only one with Star Potential
>Averages more points on a worse team
>that stralman hip check
OLD TYME HOCKEY BOYS
>>74629802
It's a meme to end every long ass greentext story with the protagonists father rushing in and interrupting what ever is happening and eject shit onto his son's back. This worked particularly well with erotic stories.
>>74629859
Was it at a public sauna or do you have one at home?
Neat
>Stralman gives simple hipcheck
>Floridaman flops around like a ragdoll
>>74628948
The rags could get him lel
>>74628746
why would you ever bet on the most unpredictable team this season?
>>74629256
don't forget about all the Canes ffffffpphhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>>74629902
why are the panthers players chimping out every time someone on Tampa throws a hit? this game is a fucking joke.
>>74629503
I wish you can sit on the car for the game. Such a good position to heckle with the goalie
>>74629886
>Finnish "humour"
I love Finnish sketch shows (needs more English subtitles tee bee haich), but this shitting is too much 4 mi.
>laffs
PICARD WTF
all of /hoc/ is getting banned again
>>74629817
Thank you Dane :D
Denmark is good friend.
Ekblad concussed again?
>>74629856
>and then you realize he is a Swiss putting up shit points in the Q while Tolvanen played in USHL
I don't even know what to say really. Neither are overly impressive but Tolvanen atleast has elite shot and stickhandling.
Hischier is of zero interest to me. He is the kind of player who is the jack of all trades and master of nothing.
I seriously doubt he will go top 5.
ffs Buffalo, watch your damn skates
>Doobie makes a bad hit
>retaliation includes Cam getting kicked while down twice
>gets his jersey ripped and has to leave the ice
I'm not gonna condone the original hit. It was bad. But kicking a guy while down? it didn't look intentional but still.
>>74630043
>USHL
literally who league
>>74630036
Let's not joke ourselves.
Hans is CANADIAN clay.
Get fuxked jets
CLAESSON
L
A
E
S
S
O
N
>>74630068
Right..
I think we're done here.
First NHL goal is short handed!
fuck andrej sustr worthless sack of shit
>>74630036
Haha, the eternal 'war' for the Hans Island
Gotta love it <3
>>74630058
>torts coached team complaining about roughhousing
Very BAD post
>>74630122
I never began Pekka. I ignored all your points based solely on your flag. I just replied because I need to meet my (You) quota for the day
>>74630128
I almost scored a short handed goal once
>>74630094
We don't mind sharing with Canada
>Panthers power play
lel
2012 nhl draft
>consensus by experts at the time was that it was a crappy draft
>teams that took PMDs won
2017 draft will be identical
what the fuck Devils
>Next years draft will feature players born in the year 2000
>>74630219
>entire team gets knocked out
>finally get a power play
>get scored on shorthanded
this is the stuff that causes suicide
>>74630228
>best player went 11th
2012 was a fucking meme draft
st. poois = ref babbys
>>74630073
Ok. I suspected such. But isn't that a waste of heat and energy? Do you keep the coals going 24/7 or just when you want to use it?
AND BURROWS DOES IT AGAIN
>people thought Benning actually managed to fleece someone
>>74630316
>>74630337
>b-but muh 2nd division Swedish all star xD
>>74630337
>>74630373
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BINLAND
>>74630254
Fuck and I felt old when people my age were getting drafted.
>>74629859
You could finger bang her
>>74630337
Burrows sparked back to life this season. He was invisible last year and will regress again next year.
>>74630316
>coals
There are three kind of saunas. Wood, smoke and electric.
None of them uses coal.
Finland is among the greenest countries in the world so leave our fucking saunas alone.
>>74629859
neither is the shower. fucking in water is overrated. you're slipping all over this cramped area trying to put your most sensitive body parts together yet failing miserably because shes shorter or hes got bad knees. its weird, and thats forgetting how the water washes away most of the..juices you need for friction purposes.
>>74630457
Sorry not, coals, I mean the rocks or whatever you throw the water on.
I just mean, it must take a while to get it up to heat everytime you want to use it.
AHAHAAHAHAHAH TROUBA GETTING BTFO BY FUCKING BENNETT
>all these technical difficulties on the Bolts Fox Sports Sun feed
holy shit look at that blood
>tfw the reality of your dynasty finally ending sinks in
>jets play half of the game pk
>when they finally get a powerplay their best defenseman is in the box :D
>they dont start laine's pp unit
just jest things
>>74630508
here, this sums it up for the panthers.
>>74630497
I have a 12kw sauna stove with about 90-100kg of rocks in it. It takes 45 minutes to heat to desired 70 C. When we're done with it I shut it off and the remaining heat dries the showers and humids the house. Nothing is wasted energy.
In my summer house I have the wood sauna stove with about 70 kg of stones. It takes about one hour to heat and we sure as fuck aren't running out of trees in Finland.
>>74630497
Charcoal brickettes
>Canucks players are GOAT when they leave the team
a-at least the returns are good...
>>74628919
It hasn't worked well for us
>>74630672
>returns are good
i have some news for you..
>A national game featuring the Caroline Hurricants
>>74630697
what\s wrong with swedish players
>>74628919
Prime is gone tho
>>74630552
Happens to a lot of us man.
>>74630715
>trading for swedish forwards
defencemen might work but there hasn't been non-bust swedish forward in a long time
>>74630794
Guess now we find out how good of a GM Holland really is and how much of it was people like Jim Nill.
It appears some people here think the rocks in the sauna stove are on fire. They're using words like coals and bricettes.
Don't you think if you had a stove full of flaming stuff in a closed room you'd die from carbon monoxide? They are fucking stones that are heated by the fireplace underneath it.
>>74630457
I've been in oil heated sauna once. But it was huge one for at least 30 people.
>>74630803
fugg
>finn d
>swde f
set fail for sail
>Lundhips
>>74630803
William Nylander and Fillip Forsberg though
>>74630883
Nylander could be something good in the future but worse Foppa scores 3 goals in 4 games and then 0 goals in 70 games. His stats look better than his real game.
ITT:
>1 Carolina "aho" shitposter
>5 Leaf fan shitposter
>1 Trampa Gay fag
>1 lurking >rags fan
>That 1 Vancouver Canuck fan that is obsessed over relocation
>>74630456
Him winning the Conn Smith will be worth it
>>74630865
Oh I did too.
It was in Sweden tho and I heard it since burned down. It was gigantic and the temp was really low.
Felt kinda pointless sitting there with no real heat.
>>74630938
>tfw you've been here since the beginning but have stopped visiting because it's become so bad and reddit infested that it's not fun anymore
>>74630938
mate
16 mins of penalties to hartnell for post 2nd period stuff
>>74630938
>>1 Carolina "aho" shitposter
I haven't posted today lad
>>74630938
not a cantpucks fan actually
>>74630938
Who am I?
>>74630999
>only 55 posters
ripperoni pepperoni
>>74631061
Who do you cheer for then? You might be the most autistic poster on the board.
>>74631071
You're a good poster, Danebro.
>>74630999
>>74630973
This one was Finnish and it had a decent temp. But I do think that the stove was way too big for the sauna it was in so it feels kinda pointless to make one that uses oil.
>>74631017
that seems mighty lenient.. I wonder what the shit talk is exactly to make everybody flip their shit like that
>>74628997
Tumbles can go fuck right off
>>74631122
Canada is a wonderful country!
Thank you!
>>74631162
>>74631190
chop a pacifier over the nhl logo
>>74631140
It was actually the worlds biggest sauna according to the guy who owned the place. It was in Haparanda in a placed called Cape East. Not much of a sauna but a neat experience.
>>74630938
You forgot the Saros dicksucker.
>>74631071
Based ddilf
Who can stop us?
What happened to the Panthers? Heard they only have four d?
>>74631267
pretty much everyone.
>>74631267
Lmao
>>74631280
What happened was an AHL coach who somehow became the GM decided to fulfill his dream and become an NHL coach.
That's pretty much what happened.
>>74631280
Ekblad died and someone got a misconduct
>>74631280
tampa channeled their inner boston and crushed everyone they thought was playing too well
Are the Flamers finally actually decent now that they have a real goalie?
>>74631376
Western conference Snes, just a meme team
>>74631376
They are taking advantage of bunch of underachievers in west. as someone said the western snes.
>Lightning PP
At least we're still better than the Avs.
>>74631460
Just let Kucherov take one timers until it goes in.
>>74631428
>They are taking advantage of bunch of underachievers in west
>Detroit
>Tampa
>Florida
>Carolina
You're right about the underachiever part.
>Lightning PP
Another 2 point night for burrows.
https://streamable.com/7wmqr
Fight from Jests game.
>>74630938
>blacklivesmatter wings
>>74631488
what is this retarded post even supposed to mean
Never forget /hoc/ that bolts fans are literally trannys
>>74631699
>americaithlyns
>tampon bay
>>74631699
>trampa gay
>>74631699
>wongs are this upset they're going to miss the playoffs
>>74631699
>liking Hughson on play by play
Good fucking lord that might be worse than being a tranny desu
>>74631783
>He's projecting onto another team for no reason
>Tranny Gay
>Steven Shitkos
Lmao
>>74631644
Are you dumb?
>"Flames are just beating bad west teams"
>6 of their streak were east, I mentioned 4
Fucking retard.
>>74631699
>no tranpa hockey gf
>>74631808
>implying it wasn't a wongs fan living in Florida pretending to be a Bolts fan who keeps pictures of traps saved on his computer
>>74631837
nigger you can't quote the post before you and then also greentext wrong and expect everyone to know what your dumb ass was implying
why the fuck would I know the flames schedule? all your faggot ass did as quote him and then list some eastern teams
>>74631859
>Desperately clinging to false flagging to try to protect his irrelevant team and state
>>74631919
>wongs try to push the Bolts/Wings "rivalry"
>wongs constantly lose to Bolts
>wongs fabricate bantz because their O6 team loses so much to a sunbelt expansion team
>>74631984
>implying the Bolts even have any rivals
>Implying the Bolts will ever be relevant enough for rivals
>implying the Bolts will ever mean anything when their mark on hockey history is a fucking manlet
>Leafs get another loser point
Time for another 15 minute long review process.
GG laffs
>>74632029
The Bolts are a meme team, they have no rivals because no one outside the market cares about them
9 wins a row
gg bloo jackets
lehner stole that overtime from you
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74632031
and a winner point also
>>74632031
>Faulk in front of the net
>Literally wins if he shoots
>Decides to pass
>Trusting Canes shooting in general
There's your problem.
Why the fuck are all the shitty boring teams playing early and all the good teams late.
>>74632133
if our finnish goalie would have kept out softie goals 1 and 3 wouldn't have needed OT
>PooJackets
It was 3-0
>>74632031
>Trusting Ward
>>74632141
>Burrows 1st star
Sorry Panthers bros.
>>74632289
>6 POINTS IN 6 GAMES
>BURROWS IS PPG
>1ST STAR
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
pens vs canucks
>>74632343
>>74632343
>>74632343
>Snes leading their division
truly the dankest meme
>>74632399
more like pens vs the team that is going to lose lmfao
>Buffalol wins
passive aggressive torts incoming
>>74632411
>Facing New York
We be screwed... Barring Lundpads still being injured 1st round.
>>74632411
it's literally because of burrows
>islels
Will they ever be good again
>>74632512
but >we suck right now
Who the fuck is this shitty ass singer in Hongcouver?
Holy fuck what the fuck Canucks. That was terrible.
>>74631699
reminder that you will literally never be as angry and autistic as detoilet
>>74632770
if only there was a thread made for the purpose of discussing this game
have you ever got your feelings hurt this bad on 4chan?
>>74632847
Everything he said about their fans is right though.
>>74632893
another quality post by tom
>>74632847
it seems you have that you saved it and are posting it a year later
>>74632920
I have stupid shit like this saved so I mean. Wew.
>>74632949
I know this word gets thrown around a lot but screencaps are straight reddit
>>74632980
Screencaps are as old as /hoc/ and 4chan itself you stupid faggot.
>>74633015
and they're how retards like you found your way here. because people take them and post them on leddit
>>74633040
I've been here since Sean, Devils Girl, and Hotlanta were here faggot. Smell my nuts.
>>74633068
I don't believe you because you can't post something older than 2014
>>74633068
Any caps of Rags posting when Tampa beat them in the ECF? Wew that was good.
>>74633099
Hard drive changes my man. I'm not autistic enough to back up 4chan folders.
Used to have the collage of all the old tripfags faces from ages ago but lost it.
>>74633148
This one? :^)
>>74633159
name 4 of them on there not including devils girl or lexplorer
>>74631267
>>74633202
>lexplorer
Holy fuck I forgot about that autist. LEL. Is he still in prison? Or did he get out? I think I remember hearing he got run over or something.
And how the fuck do you expect me to remember which trips were on there? I don't memorize those images mang. I just dump shit for shitposting purposes.
>I've been posting in /hoc/ longer than you kiddo
intentionally phoneposting for maximum shitposting
>>74633276
because you're lying. there's 21 on there just name the trips if you're not lying
Blue pill me on Grand Rapids
>>74631267
>Getting outshot the majority of games
>muh Sh%
>Who can stop us?
When has a team ever had playoff success playing like this?
>>74633187
Bless up
>>74633309
Uhh off the top of my head? I remember Hotlanta, Devilsgirl, Kippers, Sean, 36C, Lol i trol u, the numerous faggots from Chicago, the Pavel Datsyuk trip who got bullied off onto reddit.
Probably a lot more that I've forgotten too. That shit was ages ago my dude.
>>74633373
Have some more >rags
>>74633391
you got 1
>>74632847
I'd agree with them but fucking detoilet fans are just as fucking stupid too
>>74633436
Like I said I didn't memorize the photo my man.
Most people here probably don't even remember 36C's like 4 different meltdowns :^)
>>74633478
stupid kike
>>74633475
I'd rather be in a thread with Wings fans than Bolts desu. At least their team has accomplished something and just has history goggles on.
>>74632504
What the fuck happened? It was 2-0 when I passed out.
>>74633478
I kind miss Sean and 36chambers
They were low hanging fruit for reckage. But the fact that they united the rest of hoc was great
>>74633475
reminder fuk_ponek bandwagoned the blots when he wasn't being a rag
lovely camera angles
>>74633571
I miss Sean but 36Chambers was a kike
>>74633571
I used to say I miss sean. then I realize I'd only like him being back for about 10 minutes
When will smuk return?
>>74633099
If he remembers fuckin Hotlanta then he's definitely an oldfag
that was probably the only decent trip to ever post here.
>>74633634
horse fuckers have a very high rate of suicide
>>74633187
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
Every. Time.
>>74633649
I can't even remember why she left desu. Was it Sean? I feel like half of the decent posters left because of Deepak.
>>74633649
I'm not really doubting him I'm just being an asshole. I find it hard to believe that someone could talk about trips that had their pictures posted and wouldn't mention tensnake though
>>74633663
this post is almost as funny to me as the image itself. for some reason it just never stops being funny
>>74633571
you're kidding yourself if you think sean ever got rekt by anyone on here
this board is still obsessed with him 4 years later
Some fresh /hoc/ flavored cringe for you
https://twitter.com/FOXSportsOH/status/840759961776877568?s=09
Oliver Bjorkstrand the stuttering fool
funny thing he was about the only one that didn't let Buffalo get to him. bro left all his composure on the ice. loss or not, this dude needs to stick around
Godammit Sens, why are you making me hopeful for the first time since 2007?
>>74633709
Same desu
>>74633725
>Falling for the meme again
What's the point? You know what's about to happen.
>>74633710
he was just that annoying. he largely went ignored his last few years. not to mention >laffs
>>74633695
nobody leaves because of someone you retard. life moves on
>>74633695
she wasn't much of a memer, so she might've left when the clipart posting started. could've been sean too though.
>>74633701
if he's only posted on /hoc/ for the most part then I can see why he wouldn't have mentioned tensnake.
>>74633767
no one only posted on /hoc/
>>74633767
>if he's only posted on /hoc/ for the most part
That's basically it, ye. I miss the fucking eventb owls though and Who's Line Is It Anyways at night. Why is /sp/ so gay now
>>74633747
I know, but anytime the Sens made the playoffs after 2007, it was by the skin of their teeth. I can't help but get my hopes up when I see them being in such a comfortable spot after so long.
>>74633798
because of people like you that only posted in generals
>>74633709
>>74633731
These t b h.
>>74633805
*blocks your path*
>>74633815
>le outlaw face xddddd
I posted in all the power rankings threads and shit too my man. /hoc/ is just literally the only sport I care about
>>74633843
stop posting like a faggot
>>74633830
>Including the islanders
>>74633858
no
>>74633879
Most points in the NHL since getting a real coach t b h
>>74633569
Buffalo earned it honestly.
they were fine with hanging out a little further from the crease and getting redirections. BJ's more or less made shit passes on our chances from Buffalo's second goal on
Korpisalo looked like a backup goaltender too. I mean that with no disrespect though
it wasn't as bad as you might think.
>>74633879
>mad at elite
>>74633913
it's the underage kid that "chose" to like the islanders a couple years ago again
>>74633930
I dont even like the islanders shitskin
But theyre still better than any Atlantic team
>>74633941
apologies. there is an underage canadian islanders fag though. he said he chose to like them when he was young the game after this happened because he liked muh fights
gotta be like 16
>>74633941
Hahaha
>>74633989
>1 punched
He likes losers?
>>74634085
the next game between them was a bloodbath that ended with 7 players on the benches and a skater trying to fight brent johnson. the islels also won that second game like 7-1
that's when he "chose" his team.
>>74634130
seems like as good a reason as any desu
>>74633913
>Team that's not in a playoff position and which is behind the laffs
>Elite
>>74634157
the fight was in 2011 so he's clearly underage for not having a team until then.
plus where in canada would you ever live that cheering for a new york team is ok?
Shit, Caps @ Kings is a live one
>>74634243
Toronto.
I'm okay with any Torontonian who cheers for any team that isn't the leafs
>>74634266
lel
>>74634219
>6 game win streak
>Beating bottom feeder teams
>by 1 or 2 goals
>Fans think theyre good
Why is the Atlantic teams home to degenerate fans?
>>74634243
>the fight was in 2011 so he's clearly underage for not having a team until then.
this reasoning doesn't really hold up dude.
>plus where in canada would you ever live that cheering for a new york team is ok?
anywhere outside of the cities with teams i guess. doesn't matter how close you are. hockey culture is extreme in canada, you will find a fair amount of fans of any team anywhere.
>Backstrom
>>74634306
how old were you when you started cheering for a team? 7? 8? 9? 10? 11? all of them put him underage
Canada is fucking gay
>>74634299
Everything you said applies to the Islanders except they didn't wi. Tonight and aren't a playoff team. But by all means keep mentioning how elite and not streaky they are
>>74634359
So r u
finnish guy on arizona college hoops team FYI
>Tfw you have accepted the final Crospill that he's a Letang baby
>>74634390
>implying the Isles arent purposly staying in WC2 so they get an easy route to the conference finals
>>74634425
If sully would stop putting him with useless manlets he may get some points.
>>74634393
btfo
>>74634412
>Finland
>Basketball
????
>>74634435
They're doing a pretty shit job of it then.
>Losing a playoff spot to the loserpoint leafs
>>74634412
Yes, /golden generation/ is not bounded to hokkei
Is crosby the GOAT
>>74634425
he's all about chemistry but he also succeeds the most without it. so now that horny is out and sheary is just coming back he's struggling a lil bit
>>74634502
>Atlantic needs the loser point to compete
Couldnt have said it better myself.
>>74634359
>>74634519
>ovenchicken
>>74634507
>1st overall pick in NBA before a 1st overall pick in NHL
That gives the old noggin a rub-a-dug-tug
>>74634525
>Laffs
>Compete
I never said that.
But I will say that the islels are worse than even them.
>>74634541
>Smelly beaner scum
>>74634567
>Angry snes fan trying to make his team relevent
Buddy face it. The Atlantic is the worst division. Id put money on literally every Metro team to win the cup before putting money on any atlantic.
>>74634639
Lol I'm not even a Sens fan what the fuck.
>>74634639
I'd put money that any metro team currently in a playoff spot will beat any Atlantic team.
Islels need not apply
>mongols unironically thought panthlels would make the playoffs
>mongols unironically thought jests would make the playoffs
Can anyone stop the flames? This is getting ridiculous
Wheres the Chicago autist who was bragging about their win streak? I havent seen him for a few days
>>74634694
I'll double down
>>74634794
Getting ready for cubs season
>Miller might make 50 saves tonight
>shots 30-4 in the 2nd period
hmm
making me thinking
>>74634896
How was your animoo?
>>74634757
They've yet to beat an even remotely competent team in regulation since they're streak started.
>>74634911
it's called a CARTOON, dad
You guys remember when Connor McChickenshit literally and unironically called an opposing player a coward for not fighting am Edmonton goon 'in Connors honor' literally a year after McChickenshit broke his shoulder
>>74635009
he may be a bust, but he serves a function
someone NEEDS to end his career
>come home
>check score
>6-3
AHHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING POORHEAD
LITERALLY 0-8 IN FINALS
ONLY BLOWOUT OF THE TOURNAMENT
GIT FUKT
>grubauer grubing on pucks
SCAAAARRRTER
Jeff Scarrrrrrter
Too bad they won't make the dance
>>74635137
your life is sad and lonely
Who's leading the Atlantic division?
>Capitals starting Holtby vs the Ducks instead of the Kongs
lmaoo kongs suck ass
that poor post
>>74635267
>29%
>>74635390
Your brother?
>tfw I will probably die during the playoffs if the Sens make it
>>74635267
So you start your better goalie against the team that "sucks"?
This is why canada never wins the cup
>Scott Oake calling the Pongs D "No name defense" while interviewing Ian Cole
Kek
Tipitar
>>74635459
they are starting the superior goalie vs the superior team you retarded spic
>>74635525
but now they'll lose both games?
>>74635186
Mad potato spotted
>>74635525
Maybe you should learn how to post with greentext you fucking retarded
>>74635623
the shit team the the shitskin trip likes is better than a playoff team?
zero canadian teams made the playoffs last year lol
>>74635737
Only 3 will make it this year lol
>>74635687
>the the shitskin
Can you you try try to not not be be retardeded just once once
I like hockey
>>74635828
nice deflection, shitskin
>>74635847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAnsygPoIiY
>manlets getting points without Sid
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74635847
gay ass sport
>>74636186
Crosbae got the 2nd assist
What's the fucking point in pulling the net when you're down 2-0 to a team that's putting 50 shots on you?
feels good mang
>tfw u will never marry kippoos
Miller needs to get out of Vancouver desu.
Sorry Kip
>>74636294
>Feeling good
>About beating the Canucks
1st round exit confirmed
>>74636321
should've traded him tee bee aiche
>>74636321
>Thinking Miller cares about anything but money and keeping his wife irrationally happy now
No way he leaves the Pacific coast
>McGayKid: 75 points
>Crosby: 70 points
>less than 15 games left in the season
Is it over for Crosby?
>>74636539
Crosby has 72 points now
>>74636577
Guess the NHL page didn't update.
Could he do it?
>>74636502
>Miller's wife
>>74635864
Nice insult. wow you sure showed me.
>>74636596
He has like 30 shots the last 4 games. The goals will come soon.
>you will never score your first nhl goal
>There are clips of Crosby cringey at himself talking about hockey when he was half his age now
What a time to be alive
>>74636644
>3 goals in last 11 games
hope so man
>MIller's son looks whiter than he is
>his wife is a curry
woah
>>74637020
>his wife is a curry
Jari?
>>74637105
>>74637161
He looks like a Cletus
>>74637221
He has the "JUST" hairline going. Not as bad as Kane, but it's going.
People are STILL responding to kippers. Just stop feeding xhem attention so they wither and die.
>Moose
>Spuds
How did it all go so wrong? I can only hope the mild plunge their dick into united center while NBC continuously gives the hawks a testicle mouthwash.
One can hope.
Why isn't Sid married yet?
>>74636693
looks like quite the feel
>>74637342
He Can Play
>>74636324
>losing
>to a team with no playoff series win
Lel
>A team missing half their roster is 1 point off the president's trophy
JUST
>>74636644
>>74636719
Crosgod had an exceptionally high shooting% so he's still technically on the regression.
Surprisingly still has the goal lead, he's definitely got more in him. Really just depends how much he wants to ease off in preparation for the playoffs.