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1st for Mammal Moose

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2nd and ducks win da cup

Big thieving veiny superior northern MinneGOATa cock desu

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cute habs pupper

how to save the NHL
all rules stay the same except shootout winners get 1 point and shootout losers are deducted one point

thank me later

Daily reminder than there at 10 or more 18 year old rookies better than Patrick "looks like a 45 year old lesbian" Laine.

>>74624458
Care to name them, dumb shit?

>>74624446
*throbbing

Based phoneposter

>>74624456
Just make it 3 -2-1
3 for regulation win
2 for OT win
1 for OT loss

hockey hooligans when

>>74624456
>german "ideas"

1. nitro mechanisms in the skates
2.replace goal horn with pyro show behind the net
3. if a fight occurs, give 5 to the winner, 10 to the loser

>>74624485
Are you the same greece poster as >>74621238

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>this OP

Do NOT reply to kippers

hocgeneral.com
http://hocmemedatabase.imgur.com/

>OTT:Anderson looks to extend win streak to six
>WAS:Capitals switch up lines in practice Friday
>NYR:Henrik Lundqvist (LBI) is out 2-3 weeks
>CLM:Zach Werenski sets Jackets rookie record
>STL:Vladimir Tarasenko picks up 1G, 1A in win
>FLA:Aleksander Barkov scores 1G, 1A in loss
>MIN:Eric Staal scores 3 points in win over FLA
>DET:Tomas Tatar nets 2G, 1A in win over CHI
>CLM:Sergei Bobrovsky wins fourth straight game
>CLM:Boone Jenner scores GWG vs. Buffalo on Friday
>ANA:John Gibson returns to crease vs Blues on Fri
>MIN:Wild will start Darcy Kuemper Friday night

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>>74624473
Every one of them.

>>74624510
>being this new


yes

>>74624446
>northern
>superior
kekekekekekekekekekeke

>>74624528
Im not new ive been here since the trade deadline

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>small school championship
>"""Cinderalla Story"""
>David vs Goliath

Monticello has 1200 kids in their high school, the other 2 have over 400 kids a piece

I hate cities faggots so much REEEEEEEEEE

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SHARKS TBQFWYF

>>74624542

Patrik Laine will finish this season with 3 other players who'll have more points than the second highest player on Crosby's Calder year roster.

Might expand to 5, if Byfuglien and Little can make it.

>>74624574
Yfw the ducks beat the shorks in round 2

>>74624566
then maybe you should write a complaint to mshl to change the rules
that or stop being a faggot

>>74624566
who is the blue collar? really.

>>74624566
htown is 615

>>74624545
t. Student/Employee #468928
t. Address 10291 1/2 Elmwood Road, Rose Prairie, MN

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>>74624586
>implying the ducks will make it past the first round

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Can someone give me the rapid rundown on this manlet?

He tore it up in the juniors and was touted as an elite player.

What happened?

>>74624599
t.northerncuck that hasn't won the big boy tourney in a decade
stay irrelevant kekekeke

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Who is the worst black player ever to make it to the NHL?

>>74624620
Georges Laraque

NORTHERNERS BTFO

>>74624608
>Implying a canadian team will
If the flim flams can pass the oilels then round 2 is a lock

>>74624592
The blue collar is Hermantown but they are good and the favorites.
Meanwhile all these announcers want to see a new face and they don't really understand that most class A schools come from towns with entire populations less than 5000. Meanwhile the "Cinderalla" moose have fucking 2k kids dicking around the high school alone

Scaaaaaaar

>>74624370
There's nothing more cute than dogs wearing hockey jerseys... or peoples clothes in general
Silly dogs

>>74624620
the one that asked for too much money because he had one good season and then no one signed him and he's a reporter or something for NBC or some team

>>74624612
his Bronze card killed it in my NHL 16 HUT team

>>74624566
I axed you last week why you haven't driven your car into the rainy river. I am sure it's a decent drive.
So?

>>74624613
>"DUDE WTF DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THE BEST TEAM IN THE ENTIRE STATE SINCE THAT TIME YOU PLAYED YOUR JUNIOR YEAR"

>>74624640
so, are we with Hermantown?

>>74624665
Hermantown is the lesser evil

>8 straight final appearances
>2 ships
fucking shameful lmao

>>74624658
>manlets can only play hockey in the digital, fictional world

woah...

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>>74624447

>>74624696
The Sharks, Caps and Pongs missed the playoffs in my NHL17 franchise mode, this current season
Canucks missed it too though, it's a 50/50 with the realism in video games

>>74624612
>he tore it up in junior

Just so you know anyone can play CHL. I was drafted for CHL and now I shitpost on /hoc/

3rd line NHL players tear it up in junior

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>>74624723

>>74624683
gotchu

who do you support? you 're the guy from that open air rink we watched about amonth ago, right?

>>74624740
You were drafted for tier 10 junior

>>74624740
>drafted to the CHL

Nice, lad. Was it ever an option for you to get free education in the US?

>go to hurmantown
>spend whole youth getting good at hockey to impress qt
>get to finals and lose but have 5 kids with qt before 25
>work at PolyMet until you die of cancer

>go to monicello
>play hokkei to stay in shape
>assblast smaller schools while banging your qt
>go to school for engineering
>design mining equipment in your office while also getting out to see its performance
>retire with 4 grandchildren

>>74624755
Moorhead and Hermantown are /myguys/ for the next 10 hours

>>74624778
kek, how will ruralshits ever recover

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Good morning, /hoc/.

>>74624763
Nah, i got a scholarship in Canada from the CHL and played University hockey after but nothing ever came up for NCAA

>>74624778
>lose

that seems a little bleak right now

>>74624801
tfw this guy is probably the only person here to play hockey

>>74624815
thats a funny way to say "the guy who feels the need to brag about playing hockey in his free time as a kid".

>>74624620
Malcolm Subban

>>74624829
i think we all played hockey for fun as a kid (unless you're from armenia/greece/australia/finland), but this guy played at a semi-professional level

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>the cookie cutter void of suburb cucks

>>74624863
Almost every AAA player gets drafted to a CHL team though. CHL is a different game than NHL since your basically playing 1 step above Beer league.

there's a reason that maple leaks never made the ploffs b4


>27-0

>>74624907
see
>>74624512

BNMC
(big northern Minnesota cock)

>>74624801
you probably weren't good enough

Damn these finals are rarely as good as the previous rounds. The players are dead tired. I suppose this is class A though.

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>>74624907
Would be a nice story to tell at the bar about how you used to play with the NHL's top player s or how you played with busts and you "knew all along".

>>74624957
jk btw

>>74624957
>>74624977
Awwh
I like Greece now
Making a joke, only to apologize in advance because he didn't want to hurt anyone
You're good, Greece

>montesori hanging by the nets

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>>74624936
why does it always go limp at state?
since the split they've been getting btfo

>>74624957
I wasnt, I only played like 20 games in 3 seasons, but hey, i got a free degree out of it.

>>74624849
wow I didn't realize they gave him 2 games. I was thinking more like at least a season though

Tell me how TSN justifies Matthews winning the Calder over Laine while not even being the best rookie of his own team?
Are we going to hear things like intangibles? Or are we going to hear about his position as a C and 2-way play and completely ignore the fact he doesn't play a lick of defense?
Either way, it's going to be gringe worthy hilarious.

>>74624975
3 games in 3 or 4 days
deeper team usually wins because of stamina

>>74624976
I got filthyly dangled by Nathan MacKinnion. Its probably the only highlight Ill ever be in

>>74624370
Why do dogs like to carry shit in their mouths? My dog picks up pieces of shit off the ground all the time too

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>>74625013
because it likes to eat shit like his master

>ot
>vs a team that has never been to state
w e w

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Even Monticello players know they've already lost.
It's over. The crown of thorns is the reward.

>>74625005
It doesn't really matter, Murray is the best rookie anyway

>>74625046
Who?

dat refpuck

>>74624999
it was a great deal and I hope I will get to play hockey sometime. not for scholarships, just to play.

>>74624986
thanks dane. I normally hate to add that clarification, because if the need to clarify is there, then people aren't communicating in the same level.

>>74625046
This

>>74625013
Because he has seen you doing it.

I didnt think they had money to buy the refs?

>>74625059
NHL playoff rules it seems

>>74625005
It wont be hilarious
I will kill myself if it happens
its not FUNNY

>>74625077
I think it will happen and I will laugh my ass off.
Just look at the race right now. It's not even close and all they can talk about is how exceptional Matthews is at tying his laces.
It's ridiculous and I'm simply loving it.

montiglianni seems to be in a difficult position right now

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>hermantown goalie was eating it in teh first two periods just to come back at the third, as a joke

>goonmentown

Now or never, Moose

>french last name
>ginger
I would be mad too.

>>74625199
wah wah

enjoy the shorthanded goal

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>theater

Will Taylor Hall ever see the playoffs?

>>74625379
maybe when he requests a trade to the islanders

>flyers

>scoring on your own net

bombed the fuck out

>>74625398
no, he can as well make them with the Devils. Like, this year

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>the city of filthydelphia

bRUINS

GET FUCKED PHILLY

I want to die

>flyers

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>Stafford GWG

Apologize

STONE WALL

Can the flyers do anything right?

why is this a double overtime?

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>Philadelphia

>>74625379
maybe when he gets traded in two years. the devils have a looooong way to go before they reach the playoffs

in retrospect, trading horvat for schneider was serious mistake.

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>>74625420

the Boston Brown Eggplants

>>74625411
Doubt we'll see the devlels in the playoffs the next couple of yrs
Their goalie is elite though

>>74625438
As long as they ignore the fact that you can't win shit with shit goaltending, no
And lol Gudas

>>74625471
just wait until they steal the wild card spot from the Tavarlanders

>>74625453
>>74625398
Hope he'll make it when he gets traded
It's hard not to feel pity for him, he always looks so sad, like he's about to end himself

>>74625411
if NJ wins all games left, they finish with 92 points which won't be enough unless all of NYI, TOR go less than 0.500. so now, Devils stay where they belong

>>74625442
Because that's what happens. What's not to understand?

>>74625506
yes, so?

>>74625514
why not just call it overtime?

moose first line doing every other shift now

>>74625438
you now remember the floyers 10 game winning streak

>>74625500
genuinely felt bad for him when he got traded to the devils, this despite being apparently a huge douchebag

>>74625498
kippers-tier bants lad, pretty pathetic.

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Post Aho so I don't cry myself to sleep at another playoffless season

>>74625521
why would you drop a more accurate term in favor of a less accurate term if the former is also more intuitive

>>74625544
that implies that overtime is ten minutes

if so, I didn't know that this was the case

Moose look like they want a shootout. Its the fucking title game draw on that youth energy. You can rest with the "team managers" on your shoulder later.

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https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on
https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on
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Play my quiz, fellow hockey enthusiasts

>>74625538
desu i dont even hate the canes i just want them to do really bad so no one goes to their games so they move back to hartford. but hey, atleast you have a cup.

>>74625557
The time of the overtime is irrelevant

>>74625557

I'd give you shit for not knowing stuff about playoff formats but then I remembered you're a Devils fan

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>>74625538

>>74625528
>you now remember them spamming bustisbear last year

Can any of these twinks hit the net?

Henrik Zetterberg is having a really good year. He is only one assist behind Patrick Kane.

>>74625567
Datsyuk was a meme who's "magical hands" weren't anything special

>>74625538
i don't think playoffs were ever in the cards lad. too many rookies, meh goaltending, and they're only better than the debbies in their division.

>>74625572
Why Hartford, though?
They had a shot at it before, and failed

>>74625536
Yeh heard he's a douche too; but seeing the oilers reach the playoffs once he's traded gotta hurt, lol

>>74625597
>Giroux is a top 5 center in the league
>Ghostisbehere should have gotten the Calder
>Mason is actually elite

>>74625590
so why then is it called double overtime?

>>74625606
tight game eh?

>>74625572
>implying the islanders won't move there first

>>74625538
I only hate the cane because it and the coyotes are the most glaring examples of the NHL owner's greed.
Aho a qt though.

>>74625622
because it's the second overtime period you dingus

>>74625618
>Why Hartford, though?
Because of Brass Bonanza

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>>74625572
>>74625639
>implying anybody is moving to hartford

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>>74625622
Oh my god fuck off

What is there not to get

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>>74625621
>cryers

blatant goaltender interference

>>74625618
because whalers jerseys and logo were GOAT

>>74625621
Is Vorchek the only elite player on the Flyers?

the BNMC strikes again

u jelly citiesbois?

Under review

>celebrating while the play is being reviewed
lmfao, hopefully this gets called back and they lose

>>74625658

What happened to Girioux

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAA

HERMANTOWN
HERMANTOWN
HERMANTOWN
HERMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

GET FUCKED


(getting hugged by all those cuties

>>74625688
the nhl remembered they could call penalties again so they stopped winning games

MEMES

LMAO

can't score on that goalie without cheating

LOL GOAL

>>74625593
This is a silly overtime format. 10 minute OT right after the 3rd. Then an intermission and regular periods after. Not at all related to the NHL.

Moose don't deserve to win anyways. Their performance this 2nd OT has been abysmal.

>>74625648
it's not however? do you realise I am talkijng about a game that's happening right now?

Goddammit Jesse Jackson

he straight kneed the goalie idk how the refs didn't see that without a review

>>74625688
He's Mike Richards-ing. Except at least Richards had the drug problems as his excuse.

of course the monteviglios have the refs in their pockets

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>>74625674
>implying monticello is any part of the cities?
Do you consider St. Cloud part of the cities too?

>>74625722

what the fuck are you talking about?

tehre were 3 periods

it was tied

there was one overtime period

then it was tied again

then there was a SECOND overtime period, hence DOUBLE overtime

and if no one scores in this it will be TRIPLE overtime

>>74625727
>

>>74625750
I thought he straight said "we 're going to double overtime" as soon as the third ended

>>74625658
>Girous has less even strength points than Scott Wilson, Jay Beagle, Tobias Rieder, Casey Cizikas, Devin Shore, Lee Stempniak, Ryan Dzingel and Brian Gionta

>>74625688
huge PP baby, and no depth to support him.

>>74625760
Did you black out? Your wood furnace might be producing excess carbon monoxide, I assume you don't have a detector.

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>only feed NHL Center Ice has is perds

>>74625667
he had a shit season last year too and he's a PP babby too like the whole team but I'd take him over every other flyer

REFPUCK, HOW WAS THAT NOT A TRIP

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>>74625786
>not watching a 3OT game

>>74625748
When you live where I live St. Cloud is basically just an outskirt of the cities

Only citiesfags are able to differentiate between Roseville, Rose Prairie, Eden Prairie, retard suburb #1500

I hate the terms "intangibles" and "biological".

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>>74625804
no idea

Anyone have the image with
>rulebook
>playoff rulebook
>overtime playoff rulebook
?

>>74625814
to be fair nobody knows the difference between thief river, gr, roseau, or bumfuck irrelevant village #5 either

>>74625792
You're right Hans but he has never really had much support in his career. Other than Giroux and maybe Carter who have the Flyers had for offence?

>>74625808
Pavelski's goal should have counted

>>74625814
Rose prarie?
No one gives a fuck about Roseau but I know where it is

GG

Shieeeeeet

HERMANTOWN WIIIIIINS

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BNMC
N
M
C

HAHAHA


FUCK YOU ELITES

BACK TO BAKC

NOT EVEN ROCKEY BEAT APOLLO

>the shitty suburb of monitglianni maple leakes


YOU CAN'T FUCK

rip /ourguys/

damn, the hermantown coach looks like bruce boudreau and trump's lovechild

>>74625786
>preferring broadcasts that don't have a shot counter on screen

Wew what a shot. I can't imagine what sort of Superior, WI slags he will be pulling in tonight.

>>74625872
>thinking you find girls like that in blumpkinville
kek, country chicks are hideous and fat as hell
t. lived in the mountains

crying mooses

Fuck all u jelly faggot h8ers, back 2 back champz

>>74625846
bustest bear. simmonds kek. hartnell kek. schenn kek.lecavlier kek

>>74625895
top kek

YES HERMAN TOWN BASED NORDES

how many more death threats will plante get today?

remember, even their coach [predicted this. He said he played as if he's notg going to come back


>27-0

>>74625077
Don't. You could at least wait until Selänne is inducted into the HoF this year

>>74625846
dude was part of a stacked flyers offense until the 2011-12 season. until then they had giroux, carter, briere, richards, leino, jvr, and hartnell, all before any of them sucked.

>>74625885
>preferring the monotone perds announcer

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>>74625904
Still mad the moose blew out Delano, your finnish team?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPATULA

WHERE'S THE SPATULA????

>there are as many finns in the hockey hall of fame as there are australians
Really makes me think

does the player of the winning team with the highest grades get the herb brooks award?

>>74625938
i dont even know what the fug delano is LMAO

MOOSE KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCHU

HAHA

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best conor reporting

PAUL MART: GOAL COP

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>>74625967
A lot of Finnish surnames there.

Last hope for meme mascots is the Spuds.
Go Spuds!

>>74626002
>Kyle Ylitalo
great name

>>74625951
Zero danes
:(

Lenka


the flow lost

>>74625969
thanks for spelling it right

are those two the official team whores?

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>team managers
At my school they were just the sloots that used it an a way to fuck the older players.

>>74626027
Only one less than Finland (for a couple of month at least) :)
Do you have any interesting prospects or will you have to hope that Ehlers has a couple of gears left?

kek, those little rascals who boo

>come home from work
>crack open a bear
>game is on
no better feeling tbqhwy lads

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>>74626027
What are some sports Danes play?

LMAO can anyone streaming cap that no neck dude holding the sign? I am watching it on my 2002 era TV so I cannot

>sam hyde

>>74626058
yep

>>74626062
That's comforting!
Hmm, nothing explosive by the looks of it atmo
Hoping Ehlers will continue to impress.. Or Andergod stepping up his game!
Doubt Hansen, Eller, Boedker and Nielsen will impress enough.. Nielsen getting older :(

>>74626074
Mostly soccer and handball :/
There's currently playoffs in the danish hockey league atmo though, it gets a little more attention around that time

Do NOT give Kippers attention. Just let xhem wither and die.

>>74626101
pls unbust Nicklas Jensen

>>74626117
kimchi

>>74626117
Just the thought made me die.

t. posting from heaven

>>74626142
say hi to my dogs for me :(

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Jesus not even out of highschool and his brain is scrambled.

>>74626101
That sucks. With a little luck a dark horse could emerge though, you can never know for sure.
As far as the HoF goes I can only see Ehlers standing any chance at all if I'm honest, and he would have to turn it up a couple of gears. Having a long career would help too.
The other guys are pretty good at what they do, but they're not HoF-material.

>there is a Jensen on the Red Wings
>he's "just" another american
Wish he were a dane tbf

>>74626160
You now remember Travis Roy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPm42Oai4jc&t=71s

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>>74626132
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>>74626159
>multiple dead dogs

what the fuck did you do dude

>>74626209
I accidentally it

>the city of brandon manning

>>74626172
That's true, can only hope; I'd, obviously, love to see more danes do well in the NHL
It's only a dream scenario with Ehlers yeh, but he's looking better than the other danes overall

>>74626243
that was a good puunch

>>74626243
he almost had the retarded version of the Gordie Howe hat trick

1. get clocked
2. game winning own goal
3 ????

>>74626269
Hoping ain't that bad though. If there's hope, there is a chance.
Who knows what the future might hold. There are countries in a far worse position than Denmark when it comes to hockey

>>74626271
Better than the one McDavid wanted his friends to give Manning

>>74626301
play for the flyers would fit

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Heard from a reliable source that Patrik Laine is feeling good tonight and ready to play the Calgary Flames.
He had chicken pasta for dinner and is having a nap right now before the game.
Before the game he said he will warm his legs by bouncing the soccer ball with teammates and doing some core exercises to warm up his body.

t. finnish insider man

>>74626325
Can I put some money down on a 2 goal performance?

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>>74626346
You are likely to win a hefty sum if you decide to do so.
Patrik himself told me the other night that he is against gambling and I cant recommend sinning either.
Good luck whatever you do.

t. finnish lutheric insider man

>>74626325
Thanks insider man

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put money on forsberg goal again. Which probably means he won't score

>>74624778
is this john scotts future

>>74626406
Don't worry, he'll get one :)

when will it be timo time again

>>74626438
thanks very much if so, söta bror

>>74625930
Wew lad
>Leino
19 goals
>Briere
17 goals
>Richards
18 goals
>Jvr
11 goals
>Hartnell
37 goals

Hartnell, Giroux and Carter carried that team. It was a meme season at best

>>74626233
how

>>74625930
>Was on a stacked flyers team till 2011-2012
>2011-2012 was his first flyers season

Good lord.

>>74626458
You should probably have waited until that eventual goal before writing that post though ;)
But thanks anyways my dear friend

>>74626475
accidentally

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laine :DD goals today yes :D

>>74626443
Who would you sub him for?

>>74626472
>Hartnell, Giroux and Carter carried that team
they were the 3rd highest scoring team that season behind only vancouver and detroit. they fell apart in the playoffs, but they were still a great team that year until that point.

>>74626529
Wew lad. They were 3rd in the east in scoring behind Pittsburgh and Boston.

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>>74626529
>>74626549
Forgot picture

>>74626549
during the 2010-11 season? nope.

If digits then Laine will score double the amount of goals Forsberg scores tonight

>>74626557
carter, leino, and richards were not on that team. not sure what you are arguing here.

>arguing over why a non-playoff team that hasn't won a cup for 40 years was shit 5 years ago

Doubles and Laine's career ends tonight.

>>74626568
Vorchek wasnt on the 2010 2011 team. And we were talking about 2011 2012


Vorchek has never had good support was the arguement. The team regressed after they got him

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Tonight's Lineup:
COL@BUF
CGY@WPG
FLO@TB
TOR@CAR
OTT@COL
NJ@ARI
NYI@STL
PIT@VAN
WAS@LA

Tonight's announcer: Dustin Sestito

But for now we will take it over to John Fordham for the 4chan Network /hoc/ Pre-game show presented by Alienware

>>74626577
Neither was Vorchek. Maybe actually see what the topic is before Commenting.

>>74626585
>Vorchek has never had good support was the arguement
missed that part, thought were talking about giroux.

why would one argue for voracek anyways? giroux is far more integral to that team.

>>74626596
Thanks, and welcome to the /hoc/ pregame show. I am, of course, your host John Fordham. We will be accpeting call-ins all show. I want to get your thoughts on tonight's games.

>>74626611
Because Vorchek is the only elite player on the team now. Giroux is past his prime

Hans said Vorchek wasnt that good, but he has never really had a good team around him is what I argued.

>>74626611
>>74626625
it's voracek

>>74626625
i think it's a stretch to say voracek is elite. he had one outstanding season but has otherewise just been very good.

>>74626596
These are all meme tier, we're watching the Minnesota high school championship now

>>74626596
>>74626624
nice LARPing FAGGOT!!

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>>74626624

>>74626667

it ended bro

I think the AA is at 7 EST though

oh look james neal has reappeared from his slumber.

My 1 year old daugther said "thank you" (tak) for the first time today, so I'm all sentimental
I swear I'm gonna cry if the laffs win and the islanders lose too

>>74626754
Are you a Leafs fan DenFrend?

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>>74626754
isles will make sure you don't cry lad

>>74626775
Yes I am!

>>74626803
No please, make it happen

>>74626754
I'm happy for you my friend. Kinda jelaous too

>>74626754
I cried when my wife's son called me a faggot

>>74626624
hello....am in on the line?...hello

>>74626826
Why a Leafs fan? Becauae of Andersen?

Why not a Jets fan? Ehlers seems more exciting to watch

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>>74626826
not happening lad, and i invoke the spirit of the great wade dubielewicz to deny the laffs the playoffs

>>74626803
Isles shall win

>>74626852
top kek

>>74626856
>Why not a Jets fan?
i can answer this for him, it's because the jets are a lock for being mediocre seasons in advance and will always miss the playoffs

>>74626836
Thank you, swedefriend! <3

>>74626852
There there, Jesse, he didn't mean it

>>74626860
whoa. I have one of his sticks that he broke in warmups

>>74626855
Yes, you are on the line, what are your thoughts on one of tonight's game?

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>>74626852
>tfw stepdad
>wife's son is a sophomore in high school
>now that he has his drivers license he drives to his drunk trashy dad's house whenever he gets asked to do chores

>>74626888
>Stepson

C U C K
U
C
K

>>74626879
was it the one he used to poke check the laffs right out of the playoff race in '07? if so, good things coming your way

>>74626886
well I 'd like to say that the big underestimation of the year have been the Devils. They 're going to fuck the cyotes tonight and your wife too

>>74626856
My father went to toronto when I was young, with his brothers and dad
He brought a Toronto jersey back home to me, supported them since because of that

>>74626860
Let me have this one Canafriend :(

>>74626886
THE LEAFS SUCK WOO

Has /hoc/ filled out a March Madness bracket?

>>74626754
DAWWW

I've got my daughter in my arms right now at 5 year Olds b-day party.

bulletproof excuse to be antisocial + streaming hockey. This parent thing is kind of the shit

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>>74626754
congrats :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5YeHdGpucA

>>74626888
>wife's son

Do Americans really do this?

>>74626950
>>74626924

normies out


also, dane, you get the joy of life, you can't have your sports team win as well.

>>74626521
haley desu

>>74626948
My pick to win this year is Kentucky

>>74626950
Lovely!
Haha, she functions as a great excuse to leave my wifes family gatherings early too
Gotta enjoy it for as long as it last

>>74626957
Thanks Norweiganfriend!

>>74626979
Dummy, it's Dukes year!

>>74626918
I wouldn't o that far with it, but I do agree that the Devils are very underestimated. Smith-Pelly happens to be one of my favorites.

>>74626976
They rarely win as it is already though :(
Just a small apperance in the playoffs for once, and I'm happy! A 1st round exit wouldn't make me mad

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Post your lil meme machines, /hoc/

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>>74626924
>Let me have this one Canafriend :(
you may have boston's spot, but not the isles' WC2. pray for a bombston collapse my friend.

>>74626990
Duke was actually 4CN Basketcast's pick.

>>74626948
I only know Arizona might play there, because a Finnish guys plays there and that's all I hear in the news lately.

>>74627004
His happiness makes me sad.

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>>74627004
>having your little child be your meme-machine

just tell me that you 're significantly older than me