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DYNAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HÖÖÖHHHÖÖÖÖHÖÖ

>25 posts early

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good midday, bundesu~

>>74617392
why are the dynamo teams i read about skinhead/fascists? Read a bit about dynamo berlin yesterday and they basically seemed like the german millwall.

Found it especially ironic that the club was deeply tied to the commies in east germany, but now skinheads love the club. how did that happen?

>>74617455
WIR LIEBEN UNSER LAND ABER WIR HASSEN DIESEN STAAT

GOOOODDDD MORRRRNNINNNNGGGG!!

Just got up, now going grocery shopping. Need some beers and pizza. Or I'll juts make noodles for a change.

Yesterday's game was top banter. Hopefully Leipzig delivers.

I don't like this James to Bayern business one bit.

>>74617482
james milner?

Das grösste Judenschwein ist Simon Wiesenthal!

>>74617482
james rodriguinho?

James Rodríguez of Real Madrid and Colombia.

Which is the whitest team in the bundes? I dont want to support some niggers and kanacks

>>74617423
>>74617481

Hello. When the 2. BL games start everything is still possible on this Saturday. People are calm and confident. Compare it to the Bundesliga match that starts 18:30. Half of all supporters are unhappy because their team disappointed. People are angry because they spent their time in front of the TV instead of going for a nice little walk in the sun. The most disgusting timezone of the football day. So let's enjoy this moment. When everything is still possible.

>>74617546
RB

>>74617638
go away with your autist shit you dumb triptard

>>74617641
sorry lads wrong tab

>>74617638
>trb cancer
please leave mate not even kidding

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>Heynckes was also one of the best players
I had no idea

>>74617560
Well said my friend.

I AM ALREADY MAD AS FUCJ

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moin

Hertha - Dortmund 0-3
Darmstadt - Mainz 1-1
Leipzig - Wolfsburg 3-1
Freiburg - Hoffenheim 1-0
Bayern - Frankfurt 4-1
Ingolstadt - Köln 1-2 (birthday goat scored the winner)

DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO DYNAMO

these games being streamed anywhere? any 1860 fans who can say how gytkjær has been?

>>74617901
No. /bundes/ games on weekends are usually never streames due to a lack of interest.

>>74617914
I was talking about 2. Bundes

>>74617914
got the bayern and ingolstad games being shown on tv here, but wanted to see 1860 play since they recently bought my club's top scorer and i always find some perverse pleasure in watching our system babbies crash and burn

HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK

>>74617931
reddit soccerstreams might have something

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SSV Jahn Regensburg in Köln

>>74618054
they should be died

>>74618054
Hey m8, hows it going?

they're playing fortuna colon zis week?

>>74618054
they're standing at the ugliest part of the Rheinufer.

>>74618054
Why doesn't the water fall out?

>those bits of hair that your clipper wont clip

>>74618099
>>74618111
hello

>>74618156
Yes hello

DÜ DÜ DÜ

>>74617392
good post

>>74618084
Pretty good, but the away games are always so fucking far away
>>74618087
Only played in Köln once before, so no idea where it is pretty

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>würzburg now losing every game after starting out so strong in 2nd bl

shits not fair

>>74618087
>i-it gets better I swear
Köln is ugly as sin, just accept it

>>74618244
>be a team from Wüzrburg
>make a bar from Sylt your main sponsor
they sort of deserve it

>>74618244
happens to a lot of new teams, they start with a hype, but the hype fades away
they won't get relegated though and building up consistency is very important

i still don't get everyone from würzburg now suddenly loves football, most people i know from there didn't give a fuck till last year

>>74618257
Never said that it's a beautiful city. But it has its "beautiful" spots and a few of them are near the rhine.

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Have a pic for the half time

will Schlechtzig finally go down?

Looked up Wùrzburg on google maps and have the following thoughts:
It has a river going through it and a relatively big forest right on the outskirts.
This is good.

It is *very* far away from the ocean. This is quite bad. It is also far from the mountains. This can be good or bad, but since it is so far from the ocean I would say that mountains at least would have provided scenery, so in Würzburg's case it is bad.

The city itself looks okay. There are a couple of decent parks and a castle. It looks like the riverfront isn't being used in an optimal way.

not gonna watch any bundes today again btw

no one gives a fuck about your opinion you nut

>>74618396
>It has a river going through it
most european cities have that

>autismark

>>74618396
you should review a new cities based off google maps every day!

>>74618396
you're drunk go away

>>74618396
you're weird, but since there is nothing else to talk about:
It has a fortress looking over the city which looks cool from the city, but imo the fortress itself isn't that cool once you're there

>>74617746
>Zum Abschluss seiner aktiven Sportkarriere spielte er (Manni Burgsmüller) noch sechs Jahre American Football.

wow

>>74618456
>but imo the fortress itself isn't that cool once you're there

isnt that the case with almost everything once you've seen it a couple times?

Simulcast Acestream: 89e9acc44f6318231ac796883cfbd17b983026f2

time for a quick mittags schlafi

>>74617372

>Tuchel still believes in Emre Mor

Why wouldnt he?

He had some amazing games and important assists. The kid has delivered more than Sanches, yet has bigger competition. Give him time.

>>74618512
rest well schlafmütze

>>74618489
everything but tits

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>>74618535
>The kid has delivered more than Sanches
I don't think so

>>74618551

Is this supposed to be funny?

>>74618548
everything but this

>>74618569
autism

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>>74618594
>autism
Go ahead and ask Shia Labeouf how he feels about your so called "autism".

>>74618569
I chuckled

where are all the customers, consumers and shareholders?????????????????

>>74618649
here

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>>74618618

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>>74618649
reporting in

>>74618679
Please leave.

>>74618649
customer was actually funny when it was fresh
shareholder was a shitty knock-off already
now consumer is simply embarrassing

>>74618649
Blaypzig here

>>74618697
>t. mad consumer

Ayy here we go again

>thread on autosage

>>74618697

Spotted the RedBull consumer.

>>74618704
xd

>>74618708
good

Can someone spoonfeed me a good simulcast stream?

fucking hell shirley...

Shirley please

>>74618736
Dumb plastic fan.

>>74618741
fuck off tobi

For fucks sake Schürrle, pass to Obama you blind cunt.

Non auto-sage edition.

>>74618740
>>74618740
>>74618740

>When Freiburg-Hoffenheim is being hyped up as the "baden-derby"

>>74618649
^^

>>74618758
for what purpose?

fuck off

>>74618758
Christcucks BTFO

I expected BvB to be tired from raping Benefica. I guess this will be a good match after all. Hertha are barely holding it together hoping for some counterattacks.

plans for the weekend denmark?

>>74618783
they will get tired after ~ 20 minutes

GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ

>>74618793

Tuchel rotated for once.

>dead bull

>Freiburg with 11 germans on the pitch

Are they Nazi ?

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

it's time lads

where are you watching the game?

is there a better place than stadium live?

>>74618815
Three Germans together is basically a nazi rally so yeah

>dat Guerreiro 30m through ball

>DIRTMUND

>dirtmund

>>74618815
germans or """""""""""""""germans"""""""""""

t german-american

>>74618823
>not having Stadionverbot

fucking fake fans

>shareholders
>consumers
lamo

>>74618840
is this the fabled german humour i've heard so much about?

Fucking Ginter.

>le rotating tuchel man

>>74618832
all german names, except schwolow

SHAREHOLDERS AHAHA XDXDXD

Why is Ginter still getting playtime?

>>74618872

7-1

ginter plays like how looks

>>74618877

>still

You mean again. Sokratis and Bender are both unavailable.

>HA HO HE

Get fucked Ruhrpottkanacken

>>74618894
just play Pisscheck at CB again

Schneider almost dead by ball

ginter plays like how write

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>HRGOTA

WHAT THE FUUUUUQQQ

HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS

is hummels the greatest centre back in the world?

DAT FUCKING HUMMELS TACKLE

wew, that tackle

>>74618895
>hahohe calling people kanacken

>>74618932
no john is jon brooks
>>74618929
+1

>>74618932

Hes not even the best CB in Bavaria.

jeez, langkamp :(

>>74618958
not even the best CB in his house

CB = cum bucket right?

>>74618967
>german """""""""""humour""""""""""""""

>>74618945
Dortmund is the more ethnically diverse city, Mehmet

>>74619014
>not oberhausen
>not offenbach
>not berlin

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>>74618967

>>74619026
I was just comparing Berlin and Dortmund. And there are more foreigners in Dortmund than there are in Berlin

Damn those KAWAGA skills

>>74619042

Total numbers?

Hell no.

>>74619045

Need webm. That was incredible.

>>74619049
Don't play stupid. Of course I was talking about relative numbers

Non auto-sage edition.

>>74618740
>>74618740
>>74618740

>>74619075

Then dont be vague m8.

>PER CAPITA

Learn to express your intended meaning properly.

fuck off tobi

>>74619082
fuck off autist

>>74619092
>page 6

Should be a red card for everyone ITT 2bh

>>74619082
fuck off

>>74619082
>not even /bundes/

Kagawa is going full Banzai on these gai-jins.

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>>74619115
webm pls

>>74619100
when it's about to get purged, we're gonna make a new thread, like always

>>74619086
>Learn to express your intended meaning properly.
I did. I said 'more ethnically diverse' originally. This term is referring to the demographic structure, i.e. a per capita parameter

what the fuck is wrong with bayern today?

>>74619125
can't play against arsenal or hamburg every week

>>74619100
newfag fuck back off to bintpol

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>>74619124
No, "more ethnically diverse" is very vague and does not, in fact, inherently refer to a per capita parameter

>>74619109
/bundes/ is cancer
/bundesliga/ was way better and there was only one autist

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>>74619140

Then why are you here?

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>>74619140
t. Neinhold

>UPDATE

Aubameyang (21 goals)

Lewandowski (20 goals)

Modeste (17 goals)

Werner (14 goals)

>Müller has got ten assists in this season

APOLOGISE

Kagawa's first touches are insane today.

He probably snorted some Wasabi before this

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>>74619138
So a 10mio city with 100k foreigners is more ethnically diverse than a 50k city with 35k foreigners?

>>74619164
thanks

>>74619164
>>74619147
>>74619151

Did the goal not count??

>>74619150
only come here once every month these days
mostly to see what a trainwreck it has become

COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA

>>74619167

How many goals?

>>74619207
one

>>74619186
pls go and stay go

>>74619214

Apologise

>>74619185
wut

i hate bauern so much

>>74619238

It didnt show on the ticker for like 5 mins.

>>74619260
move to america and join the Oklahoma circus.

SHAREHOLDERS AND CONSUMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

>Dortmund "fans" ruining another matchday with their shitposting
Ugh

>that new sky HT music

wtf

W O W I
O
W
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england - scotland starts in 35 minutes btw

Now I feel kinda bad that I reported the fattyposter. I would like to know how mad he is right now after his 5:0 prediction.

>>74619401
>I would like to know how mad he is right now
see here
>>74619295

i wonder what neuer smells like

>>74619437
lel, I read this first as

>Sharegolders and Customers are...

Wishful thinking, I guess...

Good thing, that Obama can't score

>>74619488

>3 goals vs Benefica

That was a shitty pass from Schürrle.

>freecastle

PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK PROGRAMMERS MAD AS FUCK

>literally everyone playing for bayern

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>>74619503
FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

>>74619589
*hacks you*

AUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Remember when the Bundesliga was a competitive league?

Yeah, me neither.

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>When an annoying girl texts you and you don't want to be rude and not text back so you text back basic shit and she doesn't respond thereby removing the potential guilt you'd feel if you ignored her

Feels good

>>74619488

>(you)

>>74619676
Aubameyang scored, not Obama

NEUER

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He is back

PLATTENHARDT PLATTENHARDT PLATTENHARDT PLATTENHARDT PLATTENHARDT PLATTENHARDT PLATTENHARDT PLATTENHARDT

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VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

hello I'm back

>/dead/es

>>74620141
there are two threads

>>74620141
>/dead/es
>not /bunded/

>>74620141
you did go to the match, didn't you?

>>74620163
shit you're right

>>74620181
ugh sorry

>>74620206
No, I'm >>74618512

everyone left it here....

>>74621045
*holds u*

>>74621095
:3