SUPER RUGBY ROUND 3
Chiefs 26-18 Hurricanes
Brumbies 25-17 Force
>Sat 11 Mar
Blues 0 - 10 Highlanders (in progress)
21:45 Reds v Crusaders, Brisbane
>Sun 12 Mar
02:05 Kings v Stormers, Port Liz
04:15 Cheetahs v Sunwolves, Bloemfontein
06:30 Sharks v Waratahs, Durban
08:40 Jags v Lions, Buenos Aires
*all times RWCT*
>NEWS
http://www.superxv.com/news/
>STANDINGS
http://www.superxv.com/table/
6 NATIONS ROUND 4
Wales 22 - 9 Ireland
>Sat 11 Mar
13:30 Italy v France, Stadio Olimpico
16:00 England v Scotland, Twickenham
>NEWS
http://www.rbs6nations.com/en/news/index.php#btI5Ld8705EVJstZ.97
>STANDINGS
englandwinslol
>>74615527
Based crusaders foam swords
>it's the blues year
Blues probably don't have enough whites to be truly elite
>>74615545
if they place higher than the sunwolves then it is their year
>team is literally faddes, buckman, banks, and soap
>still winning
>infected thread
Other threat 2bh
good kick
whio else thinks the big ol green square looks like shit
P-pop a titty out
>>74615599
All of those acid trip jerseys look terrible
whitelock is underrated as fuck
Smith still hasn't recovered after fucking that bird in the loo
>>74615599
It's horrid, would've bought a Blues jersey if not for that ugly nib logo
Melanie talking a little too much for my liking
>>74615606
At least they haven't sold their naming rights which is worse than anything you could put on a jersey 2bh
>>74615599
looks disgusting even without the logo to be frank
>>74615627
my stream glitched on her repeating the same 4 words over and over, was terrible and I wanted to kms tbqfh
kek
Nice kick aaron smith
GOD DAMN IT SMITH!
As much as this is comically entertaining, I do hope they start holding onto the ball and build momentum
>>74615632
you mean you don't like the Pulse Energy Highlanders™?
uuuuuh
basic handling skills?
>>74615660
Or the BNZ Crusaders or the Gallagher Chiefs
>>"unforced errors" the game
>>74615658
>>74615671
Gentle Ben Ltd
>>74615671
Your parents count you as an unforced error
*gimmicks*
LOINS
1. Vunipola if comes back well
2. Hartley
3. Furlong
4. Launchbury
5. AWJ
6. Warburton
7. Tipuric
8. Vunipola
9. Webb
10. Sexton
11. Visser
12. Farrell
13. Huw Jones
14. Nowell
15. Hogg
Bench
McGrath, Best, Cole, Itoje, Stander, Murray, Biggar, Daly
>>74615704
>only 4 players from the 6N champions Scotland
baka
>>74615704
>Biggar not starting
>>74615712
L- l- Laidlaw would be 9 desu :(
>>74615634
Well, we're not stopping you.
>>74615724
It is Gats so he probably will
Tbh Biggar did outplay Sexton 9000:1
>>74615712
>>only 4 players
Which is why they won't be champions.
>tfw you get banned from 4chan and are worried you can't shitpost during the rugby tonight but then it turns out it's not a global ban
all smiles here lads
tana's eyes look like he hasn't slept in a decade
>>74615750
What board and what for
>>74615745
>Naming a trophy after an Indian city
umm?
>>74615750
Just click your router off and clear your browser cache.
>>74615759
/vg/ slagposting desu
>>74615774
Should I buy a switch?
>>74615774
What general
>>74615751
It's been like that since he was still captain for the ABs, I consider it his trademark look
Why do kiwi women sound so much worse than the men?
>>74615788
why do you think domestic violence is so prevalent
>>74615788
Why are you at the bottom of the superbru?
>>74615764
>However, when the free bar had to be discontinued, the membership took an appreciable drop.
lel
>>74615788
kiwi women are terrible, the voice is so that we can palm them off on americans etc
>>74615796
He doubted the Chiefs
>NZ derbies are the highest standard of rugby
>>74615750
Be fair, I'm doing my best to get banned but nobody listens to me. I'm so depressed.
>>74615797
kek
>9
>>74615811
>bottom NZ team and a team that is hardly a shadow of its best starting team
What did you expect?
>>74615764
Well, I was going to give you a history lesson but it seems I'm not the only sad case on here.>>74615797
>>GSW blew a 3-1 lead
Who?
GSW blew a 3-1 lead
Absolute tip kek fellas
>based Auckland with 3 penalties on the scoreboard
Literallt the Ireland of NZ
>LE 3-1 XDDDD
Fuck Aucklanders
LMAO
LEBRON
>>74615838
golden state warriors, nba team
*dabs*
>>74615838
Golden State Warriors, NBA
>>74615847
>>74615849
Ah silly me.
I've been down so long it look like up to me
(like up to me)
This is an awful game of rugby.
>>74615858
Had the GOAT season last season, but then lost in the Finals 4 games to 3 to LeBron James's Cleveland Cavaliers after having a 3-1 lead
A comparable for rugby would be if NZ had lost the 2011 RWC to France
>>74615866
Uncharacteristic awful from either side.
A dramatic departure from the accurate handling by the Chiefs vs Hurricanes yesterday, and it was pissing down like a biblical cleansing
The Force would have unironcially beaten both of these teams.
Mia Khalifas new tits look great
Just saw em on /tv/
>>74615898
>liking sand niggers
hopefully reds-crusaders is a better game
Both of these teams are offensively impotent.
>>74615905
>flag
>this comment
Lol
NICE PASS
I thought atleast 3 nz teams would beat the lions but it looks like only the canes and chiefs will
>>74615930
*cuts off your head*
>>74615906
Crusaders will probably smash the Reds in a lopsided affair. But even then it will be a better spectacle than the matching we're watching right now.
When will the Dark Third release a Crusades themed EP?
>Poos
>BLUES
Dumb islanders lol
>soap injured
seriously
>POOS
POOS
>POOS
POOS
>POOS
POOS
>POOS
POOS
>POOS
POOS
>>all those injured Highlanders
What the hell is wrong with their conditioning?
>>74615963
whylanders season over desu
Are pulse energy Highlanders fans on literal suicide watch?
based tana 'northern hemisphere' umaga
Remember those nib. Benji Marshall ads
More like
the Auckland Boos
lol this crowd
One more penalry and it's ours lads.
The Blues are toxic
Knock-on #35
why the FUCK aren't the blues playing the crusaders in auckland this year. two years in a row since I moved here I have gone to that game with my mate who grew up here and laughed at him when the blues lost, and this year I don't get to.
ffs
>>74616008
didnt they play last year?
i distinctly remember being drunk in kingsland for that
this game is awful
>>74616008
Based Daniel
>>74616015
yeah they did and I was there too
but they aren't this year for some reason
you can take that right to the bank lads
>>74616008
You should just fly down to Crushedchurch for it
>>74616032
tempted
but my mate won't fly down to watch his team lose
>>74616019
Highlanders will be thrashed by the Hurricanes next week with this form
>>74616036
bad attitude
>another injury
Landers to get the nz spoon
LOL what was that
>>74616036
Say whoever's team loses has to pay for the return flights.
>>74616043
>Luxembourg
I don't know if I've ever seen a less relevant flag in /rug/
>>74616049
this is a fantastic idea and I will run it past him
>dufshit
Is this the best the nrl has to offer?
FUUUCK
Which national team suffered the biggest defeat in test rugby history that still produced the Man of the Match? Anyone know? I'm curious.
What a shit way to spend a Saturday morning. Even Stormers vs. Kings will top this shit.
Give it to Rieko
>>74616054
relevancy doen't lessen my interest in the sport
You utter fucking cunt fuck this
KEK
Literally the story of the Blues decade
>the blues
kek
KEK
FUCK
>yellow card at 81:30
>have 1 man penalty advantage
>drop it in the drive
KEK
wew a fitting end
>>He dropped it
Well, aptly summed up the night
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I'm genuinely mad.
>>74616049
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
Drug cheat stuffed up.
>>74616114
kys
>Islanders
Every time
>>74616128
>kys
A blues fan should fly to chch, watch the poosaders BTFO his team, then pay for his cunt of a friend's plane ticket?
You're a dumb cunt.
>>74616136
when will poos fans learn their place lmao
Why the fuck are the blues wandering around grinning like idiots hanging out with fans?
They should be in the sheds getting an absolute bollocking.
Shit culture.
Fucking coconuts.
>based Marty Banks
>the fucking state of how our finals system works
Reminder it should just be the top 8 teams here, 1st plays 8th ect
>>74616155
charge your phone
but yeah the conference system is shit. this competition has too many teams
>>74616173
They over expanded too fast
>people actually thought that the poos would win
>>74616200
I thought the Crippledlanders wouldn't have the depth to win. Not that the blues would win
>>74616173
>this competition has too many teams
Which teams should go?
Amy south islanders in this thread?
I'm gonna kick your fuckin ass
>>74616210
literally every single SA team apart from the sharks and the loins
>>74616209
Poos have got literally no mana, they can never win a game against decent opposition.
How does your country view SA rugby? Is the Currie Cup broadcasted there?
>>74616210
They are looking at dropping the King's and an Aussie team currently in the meetings in France
>>74616219
>How does your country view SA rugby?
Quota and in decline. Once our best rival
>Is the Currie Cup broadcasted there?
lol no
>>74616224
Correct
>>74616212
>ass
Aucklanders are wannabe Americans lmao
>>74616219
Fox sports broadcasts some currie cup games but never live
I've never seen anything lower than that
>>74616213
The Bulls will get back to their old ways once they sort out their shitty youth system and manage their 1st team better. Stormers just need a good coach and the Cheetahs are fun to have around. Kings, Force, Sunwolves need to go.
Good kit 2bh.
>quade
ought to be entertaining at least
That crusaders jersey is fucking awful
>>74616247
Yeah forgot the stormers, they have good attendance
Bulls are in decline
>pink lady socks
Kys poopeelia
>>74616224
>Quota
This is a meme. Heineke Meyer single handedly killed SA Rugby
>red and pink together
Oh boy
the fuck is this crusaders jersey
>>74616268
Armour I'm assuming
>>74616067
I dunno but an England player won man of the match when they lost by 2 points in a pool game that effectively knocked them out of their own world cup
>>74616268
I like it.
>>74616259
>Bulls are in decline
Literally their own fault. They are locking in their players into tighter contracts. WHenever a Bulls players gets good he just goes overseas or plays in Japan, comes back and then sucks ass. eg. K. Pollard.
>>74616268
Alt strip vs the reds you drop kick
>>74616271
Yes, their red strip also has the chainmail look
>>74616277
*They aren't
>>74616277
Been watching the cricket, friend? :)
>>74616271
>>74616276
>>74616283
should have kept this one
Jesus that was awful from the speds
Haha
aussie commentary is very shit, it makes the game boring, no wonder no one over there likes this sport
>>74616291
That was pretty based 2bh
>>74615704
>Hartley and Best
Owens and George
>Visser
Liam Williams
Swap Murray and Webb
I'd be inclined to go with Henshaw instead of Jones as well, but we'll see what happens today and next week. Not sold on Biggar as a bench option as well. With Farrel we already have another first five, so another 12 would be a better fit. On form it'd be Scott Williams or Dunbar
>>74616291
>>74616309
Also only one game per week is on free to air tv and its not live
>>74616287
Only caught the start of Day 4 last night. NZ stuffing up their reviews was hilarious.
>>74616318
>Not sold on Biggar as a bench option
correct he should be starting
For the modified bonus point system used in the Rugby Championship, if a team scores 3+ tries more than their opponent but doesn't win the match, do they still get the bonus point?
>>74616326
Yeah, they've been shit at them for ages lel
>>74616323
to be fair it's the same over here. but people get sky (basically foxtel but even worse) just for rugby.
>>74616309
>aussie commentary is very shit
They have the best out of all the SR countries and they're the only people I can stand.
>>74616309
>no boomfa
Pretty sad.
>>74616275
I think Biggar got man of the match for that game. Launchbury was man of the match when they got shafted by Australia in the group
>>74616332
That game would be fucked
>>74616335
And one of the major telecommunications companies bundle it in with their plans
The sport's pass one looks based though 2bh. If I didn't get it "free" I would have to give it a try
>nz conditioning
He just tore his mcl lads
Calling it
>poosaders
>goodhue
More like shithue.
>>74616374
we'll have no one left by the lions tour
>>74616327
I'm a Wales fan, and I honestly disagree. Biggar has a great rugby brain and is very good at the kick chase, but he isn't good at getting a backline going, especially from a standing start. He sits far too deep and panics when he tries to play flatter, look at all the picks he threw yesterday
What happened to Maunga?
>the state of Aussie groundsmen
How could you, in good conscious, cash your pay cheque producing a field with this poor quality?
>>74616238
Weird. We get all the rugby thats played in Aus and NZ. Btw the Aus leagues are atrocious. No wonder they keep folding.
Why aren't Moore's ruck dive bombs illegal?
Just banged the gf twice. Exhausted.
>>74616399
Head knock
Yeah the crusaders have a tough next 3 matches
Blues and two Aus teams
Horan is senile
>>74616440
No, you didn't
>>74616440
enjoyed that thanks
Might go post in the empty blues thread. At least they put up a fight.
>>74616440
where did you bang her?
>>74616459
In the shitter.
Forward pass tbqh
fucks sake
CRUSADERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
R E D S
E
D
S
Poosaders can't win without cheating
>>74616472
I swear the refs this year have been told by sanzar to just completely ignore forward passes in the name of "running rugby:.
As much as the cumsaders don't deserve anything ever, it's not nice to see.
Is this the first instance of rugby match fixing?
Teams that are done:
Poosaders
Teams in glorious ascension:
Reds
>>74616468
No where did you bang her?
>it was a little bit forward but its a try nonetheless
>it was marginal
>it was flat
fucking aussies
>>74616480
not the crusaders who are cheating
>>74616482
coz the ref totally ignored that forward pass earlier
Just fuck my picks up whanau
>show crusaders try
>crowd cheers
kek
KEK
K E K
Christchurch is a culture-less, soul-less shithole that is going backwards.
>cheatsaders
Wtf? The HB had his hands on that ball, Crotty shouldn't have been pinged. The commentators don't know the rules.
>poopeelians
>>74616519
>undeniably being refballed
>fug le cheatsaders xDxD
>>74616512
Aren't you from Hamilton?
The way these commentators are going on about a match that took place literally six seasons ago you'd think it was the last time an ausfailian team managed to beat an NZ team.
>>74616528
KEK
>>74616528
Nope. ama
>>74616528
Tauranga iirc
>>74616534
did a sheep rape your mum?
>Unironically caring about a trip and remembering anything about them
Found some people that should really think about their lives
are scrums a complete waste of time?
>>74616536
Even worse. At least the Tron is the std capital. Tauranga's retirement village.
*dabs*
>>74616539
we all have that one family member we ignore
>>74616534
What are you doing tomorrow? Want to go see Moonlight with me? 1pm at Rialto in town.
What the fuck was that
>quade
kek
>>74616552
Sorry cuz, going to the gym and then Brunch. Then have a report to write.
Living on the edge
>>74616598
fucking hell m8 i told you before charge your phone
>>74616595
Always read your trip as Grant Elliot :)
Who /at the game/ here lads? Free beers at Caxton if we win lads.
Execute all commentators who say "box kick"
>>74616653
Looks like nobody is lad
That coach looks like a thick-necked meat head. No thanks.
Lmao there were no arms in that tackle.
LIMPED OFF
sleepy AF lads is it worth staying up in case the crusaders decide to stop sucking or should i just go to bed
>>74616718
They're from Christchurch, they love sucking cock too much to stop.
Have a good sleep bud.
thank you Glen Jackson
>>74616718
Reds haven't looked threatening for about half an hour now. Crusaders will probably win this.
>Azuis lost
>Cruzados losing
What's the problem today?
>>74616774
i assume azuis is br for blues, and them losing is neither new nor a problem
Why isn't Schmidt under the same criticism as Gatland? Schmidtball is just as bad as Gatlandball at its worst. Is it because of a meme win against PP?
habbening
>tfw A-League franchise brings more people to Brisbane stadium than Superr Ugby one
This is so gay
>throwing a punch
dumb crusaders
Fair enough. Good refereeing.
dumb coconuts
I swear, if the Reds blow this
>>74616864
they might have if the crusaders weren't fuckwits
Cooper trying his best to help his kiwi bros win
>Crusaders can still win despite all the refball
Hahahaha holy fuck.
HABBENING
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fucking embarrassing
>>74616653
KEK
I hope you brought your wallet Ben
>our gameplan is to play an 80-minute game
-Nick Stiles, Reds Coach at halftime.
The absolute state of Poopeelian rugby.
>Vermelhos
Ffs Reds one job
fuck the reds
Reds just showed they're the only Aus team that can be competitive with nz teams.
>>74616977
dont look too far into it, the saders are shit this year
>>74616977
Rebels seemed pretty good. Don't give up hope yet.
>>74616986
>second best team in the comp after the Chiefs
>daylight is third
Yeah, they're "shit"
>>74616977
They'll get shellacked when they play in NZ
There's a girl in the Superbru pool lads.
I know you're here Lydia. Post bum.
>>74616996
>second best team in the comp
>>74617008
Dat casual sexism
Pick one:
>Italy x France
>Reis x Tempestuosos
>>74617047
all literal whos
>>74617047
France
Stormers
>>74617047
english
>>74617173
>não sabendo o idioma mais falado do hemisfério sul
let me hear you say wales
>>74617233
We are red.
reminder that the welsh are subhumans shites clinging to englands bleached anal hair
>>74616527
>>undeniably being refballed
You're not Irish are you?
>>74617306
>conceding three tries
>scoring zebo (0)
literally a more one-sided try count than against Italy
>>74617306
>if England win today, they will have 29 out of their last 34 six nations matches
New Zealand tier lads
>>74615704
>Hartley
>starting
Gatland values discipline very highly and Hartley has none. New Zealand would make it their mission to wind him up at every possible opportunity, and there's no way that he goes there tests without taking the bait. He also embarrassed himself against Italy with his shocking lack of knowledge about the laws. He's not going.
Go England!
>>74617366
*three tests
>>74616660
Execute all posters who don't know what a box kick is.
>>74617366
Yep. The three hookers will be Owens, George and probably either Taylor or Cowan-Dickie. Maybe Ross Ford though
>>74617388
>Meme players who don't even make the bench over proven international starters
England was a mistake
>>74617306
Sore loser.
>>74617398
I'm Welsh. Why would you take Best? He's a bottle job and Hartley is just shit. The only hookers deserving of a spot are Owens and George, Best and Hartley offer nothing. Might as well give the third spot to a bolter. Maybe Elias or Scannell, come to think of it
England win = championship
Scotland win, England losing BP = championship still up in the air
Scotland win by more than 7 = not mathematically, but basically Scotland's championship
You'd suspect will get a 4 try BP at home to Italy.
Scots to go for a big win today?
Pardon my obsession over that specific subject, but it seems that Wales is now safe from the P9 from the WR rankings even with a defeat against France. gg
Disregarding the other games, since those won't change anything in the grand scale of things. Now, it's officially >our two games not to lose.
>>74617433
Is there a link with this coefficient calculator or is it a software to download?
>>74617430
It'll be a close game til the hour mark I think. England are, sadly, just too good for Scotland at the moment. Especially on the bench
>>74617422
Brown you nonce
>>74617443
http://irbrankingcalculator.azurewebsites.net/
Have fun
How is Memehia West a starting 10 for an NZ superugby team?
DMACK made the right decision in not going to that hellhole
>>74617430
If draw? Championship also still up in the air?
>>74617449
I just don't think he's that good. Ross Ford is honestly better, especially in the scrum
>>74617450
Merci
>>74617457
If he were English they'd have wanked themselves to death over his turnovers already, he's as good as the other options
>>74617474
He's not English? Damn, what a waste.
Fee-fi-fo-fum
Scotland 5/1 on bet365
You'll make worse bets desu
>Today
Germany x Spain
Belgium x Romania
>Tomorrow
Georgia x Russia
>>74617517
>but we are going to beat Wales easy
>That that big final with da English
>I don't even know da rules hahah I'm a massive rugby fan
Lose to Wales
>b-but I'm not even a fan haha
>r-rugby is like our seventh most popular sport anyway
>a-as long as we beat England, that was the plan anyway
Oh...And d-dont forget muh gaa anyway.
>>74617582
>>74617595
This year's edition of the Rugby Europe Championship also serves as the 2019 Rugby World Cup qualifiers for the European region. The team with the best record across the 2017 and 2018 Championships qualifies as Europe 1. As Georgia have already secured qualification automatically, in the event of a Georgian win, the runner-up will take the Europe 1 qualification spot.
>>74615704
think there's a serious argument for Hamish Watson starting at 7. Just as good at the breakdown as Warburton and Tipuric and is actually a pretty explosive carrier too despite his size.
One drawback with him is that he's not very tall so probably incompatible with a backrow also containing Stander and Vunipola, neither of whom are good lineout options either.
>>74617649
Size and inexperience will go against him which is a shame. If he had emerged just a year ago leaving him out would have been more controversial but as it stands Gatland can pull it off.
>>74617592
It's laughable how confident Ireland were about this tournament being a showdown with England. It's amazing what a win over New Zealand can do for delusions, even though it's usually a false dawn and happens occasionally (see England in 2012)
Instead, excluding Italy, they could be 1-3 by the tournament's end.
>>74617673
well, if Warburton and Tipuric go ahead of him it's not too shocking since they're both Gatland faves, have previous Lions experience and are themselves in very good form this year.
If that fucking meme Sean O'Brien gets selected ahead of him then there's a problem. He's been a complete passenger this year apart from one or two decent runs
>>74615527
Tah man sees
>>74615704
>Robshaw misses out again
I just want my rugby husbando to get the call
>>74617582
>x
That's for collabs and shit. v, nigga, v.
>>74617714
he'd be nailed-on 6 if he'd been fit throughout the 6N IMHO
I think Stander is massively overrated
>>74617688
I'd take Warburton, Tipuric, Haskell, Barclay, Stander and Vunipola. There's probably room for another, and as I don't think Gatland will take Itoje as a 6 it could well be Watson.
>>74617723
"x" means versus
Atleast we have won't have loads of players involved with the fiasco that the Lions will be now
Hope the nailed on ones get minor injuries ensuring they can't travel
>>74617741
>maybe on Portugese, but you're talkng about an Anglo sport
X is used by fashion companies for collaborations.
if the Lions were allowed to select one non-B&I european player for the tour, which would it be?
Picamoles and Parisse are probably the best ones but they'd likely benefit most by taking someone like Guirado or Fofana (if he was fit), since those would fill out pretty weak positions
how we lookin' lads?
bowe ok?
>>74617725
That's why I'm sad. I thought it'd be his year. No way he'd make the Loins now, unless he somehow has an unbelieveable end to the season. (not going to happen)
Poor Robfu.
All no homo.
>>74617765
Fofana and Guirardo are the most likely because they are relatively our weakest positions. I could see Campagnaro making it as well. As good as Picamoles and Parisse are the Loins have back rows out of every orifice
>>74617765
Parisse. Guiardo was pretty impressive.
>>74617345
>wearing white
>only successful after being coached by a nip aussie mongrel
>have difficulty adapting and problem solving on pitch
>captained by an easily wound up juggernaught foreigner
totally New Zealand tier
>that first piss the morning after a night of drinking
Foul smell Tbh
>>74617836
if you need a piss the morning after you didn't drink enough laddie
>alfie, token black woman, italian
bad pundits
>>74617948
good diversity tho, especially with le gay baldy big nose
Ready for the meme game : the two worst team of the tournament
>Watching Eng Women v Scot Women
After 01:19 the commentator describes Scotland as "clinging on".
After 11 minutes Eng have three tries.
Not really a contest.
>>74617805
Keep crying bitch boy.
>>74617980
Hope Italy have more meme tactics
>>74617980
Ireland and Italy played weeks ago
>bbc linking an article where a load of yanks moan about swing low
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/07/sports/rugby-swing-low-sweet-chariot.html?_r=0
lol
>>74618003
>meme tactics
>implying it won't be just passing the ball to the wings, sidesteps, blind passes and confusing the shit out of >our coconuts
>>74618007
Banter!
>>74617998
Bonus point after 20 minutes. Not sure the men will manage the same.
We should make it 7N and invite Georgia. Cut down one of the break weeks and countries should just bring bigger squads to cover injuries.
Why have England been so shit this tournament but still won? Are other teams scared of the meme?
>>74618060
We're all playing an elaborate prank on you so you lose in heartbreaking fashion to Ireland with everything at stake.
I really like italian anthem
>>74618072
Plausible
>>74618086
I really like the French anthem.
Conflicted lads, I want France to finally start improving but I also don't want Italy to go the tournament winless. Wat do?
>this big ass France 2023 (understandable)
>"Altrad" under (not)
Laporte was a mistake
italy look /firedup/
> the absolute state of france
HERE WE GO
>blind pass for Parisse
>try
Did not see that coming desu
italia italia italia
>we will actually loose against Italy
How are we so terrible
Hahahah lol oh wew fuck....
>>74618043
Eng have missed every kick they've had and are still 30-0 up after 27 minutes
>annhilation
>>74618101
Nah we already lost to England's B and C team, not a chance we're beating England
>quickest try of the six nations so far
get your shit together france
enough
>yfw italy build a big enough lead to make up for their inevitable 60 minute collapse
>>74618086
Yours and theirs are the top two anthems of all time desu.
>>74618186
I wouldn't worry about that too much. From what I can tell the French have even more pathetic fitness levels than the Italians
>>74618114
kys
>>74618201
based cigarette breaks at training
>french scrum
im back again gents hows it going?
>>74618169
Egland are the only professional team in the competition though, so anything else would be embarrassing
>>74618213
Legit. Based Michael Cheika was ousted from Stade Francais when he tried to ban smoking (half of the squad was smoking)
parisse is world class faams
wew butchered
>>74618242
kek. I can believe it.
HD stream anyone? itv is shit
>>74618280
e06117396db2a8e69909f91a6eb1162388923193
acestream
Italy actually look really good today.
>>74618280
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv
Memeing our way for 3 points lads
Just got home lads. Smashed 25g of the marching powder all afternoon. Might play a few rounds of UT whilst the missus tosses and turns in bed.
What are the score updates please?
>>74618169
> HT Eng Women 40 - Scot Women
It would be an act of compassion to not play the second half.
gg italia
>>74618338
Italy were cruising along at 8-3.
3 minutes later it's now 8-13.
>>74618338
sort your life out ali
>>74618362
Excellent post - Are we staying up to watch Englol self implode?
>>74618369
Terrible post, it sounds like you've got no friends to enjoy a great afternoon on the booger sugar with.
Alrite lads
how much are we going to demolish england by?
just took out a second mortgage on scotland win by 30
>>74618407
yeah. desu would be sleeping now if not for the chance of england's hopes and dreams dying
>>74618413
I think the laughable part of this post is that they gave you a first mortgage.
>>74618439
haha good one
were you a hobbit or orc extra ?
Harsh penalty. He stayed on his feet, nothing wrong with having a go at the ball.
What happened to Italy's meme tactics?
>>74618450
Is that seriously the best you can do?
>>74618468
>new zealand
literally not even included in any relevant map
>>74618468
classic poo peelian "your banter is awful"
How do we FIX the Irish back 3?
15- Payne
14- Trimble
11- Spinroy
?
>>74618486
trimble looks like shaggy from scooby doo
>>74618466
Only really works as a gimmick. They've done it a couple of times
>>74618486
15. Payne
14. Lowe
11. Aki
>>74618486
15-TOH
14-Sweetnam
11-Stockdale
Might stay awake just to bait the Yawnion Jack flags haha. The tiniest hook and they're threshing like a marlin.
France need to get Vern Cotter as HC and make Picamoles captain. It's pretty easy to tell he's the actual leader and heartbeat of the team
>>74618532
>Picamoles captain
>France having a bad coach
Erm no
>>74618546
>Vernon Cotter a bad coach
This is almost Brazil tier rugby illiteracy
>>74618573
Not only is he an excellent coach, but he's an excellent coach who knows French rugby and has a proven track record of getting the best out of French players
>>74618573
>Guy Noves is the most succesful european coach of all times
Said nothing bout Cotter, but please inform yourself who he's compared with
>>74618573
Reading comprehension, lad
>>74618573
>>74618585
This level of rugby "literacy" thinking France will ever appoint a foreign Head Coach.
Serious post: from an outsider's / overseas perspective, who do you think will be the next All Blacks coach?
Anyone watching the Kings game? This ref is having a shocker. It's so bad its funny.
>>74618607
Vern Cotter
>>74618607
I imagine they'll pick someone based in NZ at the time, so probably someone from super rugby.
Cotter would be a good call if he's there.
>>74618612
have an eye on the score, why aren't stormers out of sight yet?
>>74618612
Nah I make it a point not to bother with kings games.
Stuary Berry hometeam reffing?
cotter is entirely overrated
could hardly win anything with clermont and scotland are literally just glasgow
>>74618646
They're just not that good. It should be 24-3 though.
>>74615527
lads where can I watch the Scotland England game streaming - with no vpn and on a low bandwith?
plz help i'm desperate...
>>74618603
Didn't they say the same for England before?
>>74618653
It's a Japanese guy and he keeps missing knock ons that are right in front of him like they aren't happening. He won't be reffing Super Rugby for long.
>>74618607
Most likely:
Wayne Smith, Vern Cotter
Outsiders:
Tana Umaga, Dave Rennie, Jamie Joseph
>>74618657
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv
Game doesn't start for a while tho lad
More hyped for England-Scotland than I have ever been for a 6N game
France literally taking three pointers against literal Italy. Just enter Trinh-Duc already.
Isn't Vakatawa picked to finish those sort of things? Useless, great tackle on him.
Well fuck, we might actually keep Vakatameme and Fickou in the long run.
Serin looks really French
>>74618777
>31 missed tackles 48 minutes in
wew
Christ Italy literally can't even be bothered tackling now
So France are allowed to pull the Italians to form a ruck but England weren't
ABE is a mental illness
the poopeelander is reffing quite well
>>74618817
You know damn well that neither coconuts are going to budge. Not enough depth for what the wings are concerned.
>inb4 Palisson
>>74618857
england forwards have mental illness
3:45am lads and the missus is rustling in bed. See you next thread!
Why Brynn being ironic all the time and nobody got his dry humor or was he actually a bit of a odd ball?
>>74618921
what an awful show
>Ireshit
>Henshit
>Heashit
>Joe Shit
>>74619008
*loops around*
>>74618921
bit of both
>>74619008
>Brian O'Shitscoll
This game is hilarious lmao
Can Luke McLean speak Italian?
>no italian anon itt to banter with
>not many french posters either
>the stale state of this game
Can't end too soon.
>france 2023
>>74619031
BOD is already a popular /rug/ synonym for shit.
>>74618712
noice thanks m8
>shiterly xd
What does the reply count have to be before I can start a new thread without it getting deleted?
>>74619133
510 on /sp/ i believe
>>74619133
>Being scared of the mods
fuck them 2bh
Was that a fucking uncontested scrum?
>>74619133
Just move here >>74615538
Get Italy out of this tournament. What's their points conceded at now?
>>74619187
fuck off, Calcutta cup gets its own thread
That Picamoles pass though. Too bad that will count to shit.
>>74619201
If it does then you can make a new one any time. The suggestion was for /rug/ in general.
Lol someone make a webm of that Picamoles reaction shot
>>74619187
NO. We need a 6N themed thread.
>>74619233
Suit yourself then lad. Make a new thread anytime after bump limit. The standard on most boards is bump limit + page 10 but it doesn't apply here.
>tfw no Serin to playfully rustle his hair
btw Italy just broke their own record of the most missed tackles in a six nations games with 49
>>74619290
50 now apparently
>>74618811
>made 98 tackles
>missed 50
wew lads
Reminder not to use a non-calcutta cup themed /rug/
Also can we ban the Brazilian retard and put the slope on "watch it" status?
>>74619333
reminder not to be autistic
>>74619290
The whole game they've been defending the same way they did against England, (not engaging in the ruck) but the French haven't been falling for that trick but the Italians just kept going with it
This is the problem with them, they cant change their plan when something obviously isn't working, a bit like Ireland last night
>>74619304
lel thought I saw that earlier
based huget
>>74619333
>I'm 12 the post
>>74619333
want a southern kings themed thread tbqhwy
also leave brazilbro alone, good friend of /rug/
How do I link to another thread?
>>74619348
>i'm a redditor: the post
PROPER REAL CALCUTTA CUP THREAD
>>74619360
>>74619360
>>74619304
>Paint me like one of your Rugby Players Monsieur Di Caprio
>>74619371
early you fucking mong
>redditors don't understand how generals work
yeah good one you fucking spastics
>>74619376
Fucking new piece of shit, I run /rug/.
Fuck Scotland.
All Shitaly had to do was not give France a bonus point.
THEY HAD ONE JOB
>ONE JOB
JOBBERS
>>74619386
kek. We are all so desperate to make sure we aren't posting in a SH thread.
>>74619386
for god sake
>tfw safe if France doesn't concede a 15+ pts defeat against Wales
Certainly 75% of the job done. Relieved but not much outburst of joy, just because they did their job.
>>74619386
lots of /heart/ on show here
>>74619376
It's a spinoff thread. By the time the match ends /rug/ will be one again.
After this thread dies non-6N talk move to >>74615538 for the time being or something.
>>74619397
Italy are 6N whipping boys at the moment. They're just bonus point fodder. The only team not to be able to take bonus points from them so far are Walels and that's because their attack sucks.
Definitely recommend nescafe alta rica coffee, lads
Genuinely feel embarrassed for Italy these days, they're just going backwards
Laidlaw looking /fa/ as fuck
>>74619386
Ah here, get your shit together lads
laidlaw looks like the mouthy cunt you see down weatherspoons
>p-please let us have our own threads mr big strong southern hemisphere!
>>74619448
Give O'Shea a chance, he's having to redesign the whole Italian structure, shit like that can take a few years
so what thread are we using for the game?
>>74619485
dunno,calcutta ?
>>74619487
still early you fucking mong
actual thread
>>74619246
>>74619246
>>74619246
>>74619431
>nescafe
>not nesquik
>>74619506
I like this thread the best
>>74619506
cunt
>>74618657
>US flag
>desperate
Pick both
>>74618915
UTC+13 should be abolished