/nfl/ general kliff edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6I7AjCFAY

>you now remember Manning did this

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Xth for the most embarrassing game of hard ball this offseason

Reminder Jacoby Brissett is the best QB in the NFL.

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>>74613932
1st for Toxins and Toxins getting Romo and Romo somehow breaking his everything in OTAs

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Any Toxins fans wanna argue with me about why they shouldn't take Cutler (no Romo is better is know he is)

so ryan pace gets fired this year right?

Cowboys fan here, nothing I love more than meaty cock in my butt hole

>>74613961

The Toxins should take cutler if Romo is expensive.

He's actually smart enough to run BOB's faggot ass offense.

Well guys I think that's a new record...

>New England wins the Super Bowl just 2 days into the free agency period

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>74613957
F

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DUDE DEPTH

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>team that beat you tripled their power level
>you resigned your backup qb

>>74613985
I am also a Cowboys fan and this is the truth, but large penises in my mouth are also quite good.

What are the worst fans in the NFL?

>>74614002
Falcons fans

>>74614002
Eagles

>>74614002

Pats fans

I'd say falcons, but niggers dont use 4chan

>>74613977
Nick foles.

>>74614002

Anyone who disagrees with me.

>>74614002
AFC: Pats
NFC: Cowboys
undeniable fact

Garapolo for the first overall
Butler for the Saints 11th

Would anyone be surprised?

>>74614002
NFCS as a whole

Every motherfucking season one of their cancerous fanbases explodes onto /sp/ when their team gets good.

>>74614002
Cowboy """fans""" and it's not even close

>>74613986
The problem with Cutler is he doesn't fucking care about shit. That or he has a permanent buttplug in his asshole that causes him constant discomfort.

>>74614014

>Those schools

He cant run BOB's Ivy league offense lmao

>>74613957
Haha is his agent his cousin ray ray?

>>74614023
is it the bucs turn next to meme themselves into an owl?

>>74613985
Go to bed Mr Jones.

>>74614002
I genuinely challenge you to find a Cowboys fan in person who you don't want to punch in the face. Especially when a lot of them only like them because they want to be special snowflakes and not root for their hometown team like everyone else

>>74614029

Dude Vanderbilt lmao

Come on, he's BOB's only hope. The offense is so complicated only Fitzpatrick and Brady can run it....

HE IS THE ONLY FUCKING HOPE

A New Hope

>>74613997
Why weren't they active on D line? Or o line for that matter? Makes no sense.

>>74614002
Either philly fans, or the lmaooo poster/tiki

>>74614031
"But I had that catch remember? I can get 10 mil EASY somewhere else"

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>mfw cowboys signed nolan carroll
alshon jeffrey and torrey smith are going to embarrass that defense
What the odds iggles sweep both games?

>>74614002
The 3rd law of /sp/ state that the quality of fans is inversely correlated with the quality of the team.

Best fans: Browns
Worst fans: Patriots

The only notable exception to this rule are the Cowboys in which case both the team and the fanbase is shit.

>>74614021
Still don't get why we would trade butler. He's young, talented, and reliable. He's home grown. Why would we dump him for a pick? It makes no sense.

Pay the man along with hightower and roll out the best offense and defense in the league next year

>>74614023
there's nothing wrong with bucs fans

>>74614002
By Division

NFCE: Eagles
NFCS: Falcons
NFCN: Bears
NFCW: Zehawks

AFCE: Pats
AFCS: Colts
AFCN: Steelers
AFCW: Raiders

>>74614036
this

>>74614050

This

>>74614032
Probably

If the Dolphins traded for cooks, dwayne allen, and signed Gilmore

would you be mocking them or saying they won the offseason

be honest

>>74614036

I have a female cousin that is a Cowboys fan because the rest of the family isn't and I want to put her through a fucking wall when she talks about football. She has a pink Romo jersey and everything. It makes it even worse that we've had sex and I love her otherwise.

>>74614050
This.

>>74614045
They just dont. Probably pick up a literal who cb/ilb. But any Steeler fan who expects big FA signings is a newfag.

>>74614060
lol I'm a packer fan and even I know the NFCN is wrong senpai

THIS

>>74614002
all of them

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>mfw Marinelli gets another rushman

Steven Paea seems like a good signing. Marinelli's gonna make a god out of him, like he does all above-average DLinemen.

what movie should i go see with my mom tomorrow???

>>74614082

Same

No incesto

>>74614079
dwayne is shit

>>74614079
Dolphins arent defending champs and winner of 2 out of the last 3 owls with the GOAT QB

>>74614002
All fans of any sports team are the worst.

>>74614093

You need a new name

>>74614103
Something sexy

>>74614119
never

>>74614060
I don't understand Eagles fans. Technically their team is just as shit as the Redskins, but Redskins fans are just deeply depressed pessimists while Eagles fans gloat and talk shit like they root for the fucking Patriots.

>>74614082
>we've had sex

Share that story pronto, nigga

>>74614103
50 shades

>>74614021
I would be surprised of even one of those things happened.

We love to mock the Browns for being an incompetent franchise, but this gm seems to know what he's doing for the most part. I highly doubt he'll be giving up the 1st pick of this year's draft for a Pats system babby qb. Maybe the 12th + a 4th rounder.

And there's no way Belicheck would trade a proven, home-grown cb for a pick that they would use to draft a 50/50 bust at cb. Doesn't make any sense.

>>74614103
What kind of loser spends his saturday going to the movies with his mom?

>>74614129

That's cool with me

>>74614103
I'm sucking Allison's dick as we speak

>>74614135
We're making up for the fact we don't have a super bowl tbqhwy

The skins have had a shitty offseason as a whole but Pryor for 8 mill was the biggest steal

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>>74614103

Reminder that Johnny Unitas wouldn't even make an NFL roster if he played today

Same with Babe Ruth in the MLB

>>74614154
I'm a little amazed they managed to get him. He could have signed for more money with a team that wasn't a radioactive wasteland.

And to complete their off-season moves, the Patriots have signed bended-knee Rex Ryan and his brother to defensive assistant positions.

>>74614167
That's a given. I remember digging up some game with Unitas on TYT and the fucker passed for 3 TDs in a game, the only problem the three passes were the only completions he had.

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>cardinals offseason
Normally I wouldn't get so bummed about free agency but last year's draft was so shitastic I've lost trust in the FO to turn this shit around

Back to irrelevance we go.

>>74614167
If either one of those players grew up in today's age with the diet and training regime and all that other modern day stuff, there's no doubt they would be GOATs again.

You're dumb.

>>74614088
Oh I'm no stooler fan just pointing out the fucking insanity of a team with that much skill position talent not picking up some veteran beef to go over the top.

>>74613932
>Menelik Watson

Oh boy, another Donald Stephenson to play RT. Thank you based Elway. At the very least hopefully we draft Robinson.

>>74614186
>Come home to Foxboro Larry

>>74614145
how about his one

>>74614102
An old obese DT will be a god? No.

>>74614051
They don't have to but he is unhappy with his contract (To which BB gives no fucks) and has value.
He is an RFA so BB has leverage with him and any team that wants him.

I would love to keep him but everything points to an exit.

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Hightower pls

>>74614188
Fact. Babe Ruth used to party it up literally all the time. Now imagine if Babe Ruth was just a baseball playing robot like some of the people in the game now.

>>74614204
Hometown discount confirmed

>>74614204
>said he had visit planned with saints but pepe chili
What did he mean by this

>>74614188
Yeah man, that diet of hotdogs and beer would really put him over the edge

>>74614176
Kek

>>74614176
Not ball boy and asst ball boy?

>>74614188
That fat fuck Ruth would've died of heart attack by the age of 25 if he had modern training regime.

>>74614138
>Best friends with her older brother when we're growing up so we're like brothers even though we're cousins
>She always messes around with me
>Starts going through puberty and starts passing me notes and shit when I'm at the house
>Spend the night one night and I stay in her bed while she's supposed to be on the couch
>She comes in her room and lays in bed next to me and messes with me a bunch
>Rubs my hair and puts my face next to her pussy
>Feels I have a boner
>Here we go
>Barely rub my dick around her pussy before cumming
>We do shit together then full on sex after a week and it continues everytime we have a house free until she is sixteen and has a pregnancy scare and I call it off
>Now we're both in our 20's in relationships with other people but hook up whenever we can again starting this past year

But yeah she's super annoying about being a Cowboys fan and I want to kill her for it, other than that I wish she was my wife.

>>74614167
Why not? Thats pretty foolish

>>74614002
cowfags followed by stoolers

>>74614002
cowboys followed closely by pats fags

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>>74614246
Noice. Thanks for sharing, breh. Shame about the annoying Cowboys fan part, but at least you've gotten some snooki out of it.

>>74614251
Because they are both terrible compared to modern day players just as most old era players are

>>74614246
flag checks out

>>74614154
Rams paid 8 mil a year for robert fucking woods and then i have to see pryor go for the same salary. Fucking kill me. Lang and hightower still on the board theres a 1% chance for one of them. We have the cap space at least

>>74614275
They were literally the greatest athletes alive what the fuck are you talkimg about you dildo. Theyre dead now of course they wouldnt make it

>>74614214
come back home to New England Dont'a

>>74614288
Rasm
>DUDELMAO

>>74614277
cousins are barely fucking related desu
that stigma is just dumb

>>74614002
Steelers almost never make these lists and it pisses me off. Everyone complains about the flashy Patriots or Cowboys fag

How about the fact that in every classroom, every workplace, every fucking social gathering, there's a Steelers fan. Who thinks his team is the greatest shit and has the fucking GALL to insult other fanbases and thinks Steelers fans are the most loyal and passionate fanbase in the NFL. Steelfags are fucking EVERYWHERE. They're like Packerfags but even more omnipresent. The worst part about them is they're roaches. Fans of other teams that get good drift away inevitably. Steelfaggots don't.

They win in every single decade but get away with it because retards focus on who's winning currently.

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I want Raiders to sign Hightower, Hankins or Poe

but if they don't im good too

>>74614301
They were the greatest athletes alive 50-100 years ago. If you think they could match up to modern day athletes you are a massive fucking retard.

>>74614079
If your aunt had a dick, she'd be your uncle

>>74614321
Im not sure what youre saying. Theyre dead? Is this some edgy joke i dont get?

>>74614321
yep, and modern scientists know more than scientists 100 years ago so I guess they're smarter
wow really makes you think

>>74614204
The longer Hightower stays a Free Agent the more I think he'll go back to New England

>>74614079
Dolphins aren't coming off the Super Bowl and don't have money to spend like the Patriots. A team's resources and needs vary, they're not all created equal. The Dolphins also want to build for the future, not win right this second.

Dolfags claim to "win the offseason" every year anyway

>>74614335
>not knowing about feminine penis

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eyyy White BOI, u say somethin negative bout Da Bears, ni66a ?!?

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>>74614310
Sounds to me like the best fans tbqh

>>74614335
did you just assume xheir aunt's gender??

>>74614393
not really, they're just old bandwagon fans from when there were only a few teams on TV, same as Dallas

>>74614403
Their*

>>74614354
What are you talking about retard

Obviously the theoretical situation is that they're alive and are playing in modern times. You really are a retard, holy shit.

>>74614367

This is a false equivalency but ok

>>74614447
So theyre alive and 100 or their in their prime?

>@RapSheet: #Raiders agree on a 2 year deal with OT Marshall Newhouse, source said.

that's not even good depth

>>74614167
>>74614184
nonsense, he would have access to the same supplements and steroids modern athletes have.

>believing le evolution meme
technology is improving, we have better steroids and supplements now.

We also have a lot better cosmetics and plastic surgeries which is why women are "getting prettier" human growth is all artificial thanks to advances in science/technology.

It was proven in the 1940 Olympics when Nazi Germany had the best anabolic steroid regimen and dominated the event.

>>74614445
>not using xhe/xhe/xhem/xheir
fuck off, cis scum shitlord

>>74614474
gtfo transnigger

>>74614474
I mean i get the joke but them and their are already gender neutral pronouns

>>74614473
>He forgot about Jesse Owens.

>>74614474
i already reported hm, do the same so we can get taht hothead out of here

>>74614473
>nonsense, he would have access to the same supplements and steroids modern athletes have.

So he wouldn't be the same player. We have no idea what kind of player he would be in modern times. But the player he was back then wouldn't even make an NFL roster.

>>74614506
It's a reportable offense to tell somebody you reported them
>I'M JUST SAYING

Name your teams top 5 most memorable games since 2010 ( win or loss )

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>>74614469

How is this guy still in the league?

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>>74614473
>It was proven in the 1936 Olympics when Nazi Germany had the best anabolic steroid regimen and dominated the event.

???

>>74614521
I literally dont get your thesis here. Ruth hit .340 and hit 700 home runs. Those are great number by even todays standards

>>74614501
>>74614553
there is only one event in the Olympics now?

Wow you guys sure showed me.
>they didn't every gold, just most of them!
Man, how will I survive that?

They didn't win every single gold, wow. Clearly I am wrong.

>obvious black people posting on 4chan.
WE WUZ GOLD MEDALZ N SHIET

>>74614553
Germans won by far the most medals at those Olympics.

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>>74614469
boi

>>74614534
SB51
SB49
2014 divisional round against the ravens
2016 afccg
2014 afccg

>>74614556
Against 1920s pitchers

>>74614556
Hes a teen trying to be edgy. Ignore him. He probly didnt even see sosa/mcguire

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>>74614534
Owl loss to GB
Playoff loss to teboq
Tomlin trip in da turkeyb owl
The chimpout in chimpcinatti
Btfo in the rain @ Gillette in the AFCG

>tfw

>>74614556
Holy fuck. He did it in days where nobody had close to the same knowledge about personal fitness or performance as they do today. He literally ate hotdogs and beer as the majority of his diet. That isn't even a meme. If you think anyone in the fucking 1920's could match up to the monsters of today in any sport then you are retarded.

>>74614546
>newhouse managed to get 3 new contracts since leaving the Packers

his agent deserves a raise tbqh

>>74614602
But you just said hes playing in modern times? Are you saying if someone like big papi went back to the 20s hed dominate? Ya thats true especially if he brought his "supplements". Of course hed habe to play in the nigger league

>>74614391
mike "protect ya neck" glennon

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>>74614572
???
>>74614577

>>74614612
But if he played in modern times hed have the same training/knowledge as everyone else. I dont think this is me being dumb i think theres a giant hole in your logic

>>74614391
Wrigleyville's Most Wanted

wew gonna miss Cook, it was short lived but that nagga aint worth what he thinks.

Happy Birthday to Martellus Bennett!

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T-thanks snoop

>>74614637
That's an argument to make but you also have no idea how he would have played in the modern times. He could have just as easily Manziel'ed out of the league.

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>>74614198

>>74614631
/Natsoc/
>BTFO
>You must go back to pol nao

>>74614612
you just checkm8'd urself m8

>babe ruth hit over 700 home runs by doing nothing but eating hot dogs all day
>but if he played in the modern era and actually took the sport seriously, and had the same access to elite fitness training and diet regimens and suppluments, he wouldn't be any good guys

stop posting anytime

>>74614645
He was asking for more than what we signed Bennett for. What a retard lel

>>74614645
Bet the deadskins hook him up.

reminder that calais cambell is no longer with the cards

>>74614656
What makes you say that

Why didn't the Pats sign Bennett if he was willing to take 3 years 18m in a different city

>>74614663

He would Jamarcus Russell himself

>>74614680
because he was an alcoholic

>>74614045
because they blew their wad on "skill" position players, something that the Patriots have moved away from

>>74614691
He played baseball tho. Its not like beer is banned now

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>Raiders finally make a move late night
>it's a crubby depth player

>>74614670
hope he fires his agent

>>74614678
loins have any more interest?

>>74614682
He wanted 16mil 2 years from NE as the #2 TE

>>74614707
Being the #2 TE behind Glasskowski means you still see the field roughly 50% of the time

>>74614702
>Lions
Idk, but what's the story on Lang? Lacy can go get fat on someone else's dime.

>>74614688
you're right that we don't know how he would perform in today's league

but based on his previously established performance, he's just as likely to hit 1000 home runs in his career as he is to flame out of the league in 2 seasons

so your original claim was dumb and you're even dumber still for trying to argue that a man who was the greatest player of all time when he was alive and playing would not fare well 100 years later

>>74614715
he's trapped in seattle

Russ and the Seacucks D are probably playing good cop/bad cop to get him to sign

>>74614715
I assumed he was getting re-sighed if the packers let Tretter walk
considering Tretter was relatively cheap I imagine the idea is still to bring Lang back but what the fuck do I know?

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dude developing the new mutant football league game sent me a steam code for the demo
pretty fun guys
once online hits we will have a replacement for nfl blitz 05 guys

if anyone has a steam and xbox controller let me know and I'll see if I can get some more
he says they wanna release it on console but so far so good

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>>74614700
Welcome to the >tfwnoFA club.

Your seat is over there next to the Packers.

>>74614784
if we resign Lang I'll be content enough desu
I expect to be let down every year and we actually upgraded a position this year so
g-go pack?

>tfw we apparently still have almost $40m in cap space left
Re-sign Hightower, extend Butler, maybe extend Cooks and Ealy, extend White, Solder, and Slater, negotiate a pay cut with Amendola

>>74614812
gib butler plz
I'm at liberty to offer a clammy hand job personally delivered by TT

>>74614830
A clammy hand job you say?
You know my weaknesses well.

>>74614600

Good list.

>>74614728
>so your original claim was dumb and you're even dumber still for trying to argue that a man who was the greatest player of all time when he was alive and playing would not fare well 100 years later

The point is that if he were the same player as he was when he originally played he wouldn't make an MLB roster.

Now if he was born in 1985 and became a player in modern times he would be pretty damn close to a complete unknown consider how different the game is today. Maybe he's still a Hall of Famer and maybe he's complete shit.

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QB Draft Power Rankings Sponsored by Taco Bell™ picking up the tabs of 500 students from the student section

God Tier. Chad Kelly
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Big ass power gap
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1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Nathan Peterman
3. Mitch Trubitsky
4. Watson
5. Davis Webb
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Smaller powergap
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6. Kizer
7. Sefo
8. Kaaya
9. Terrell
10. Appleby
11. Tyler O'Connor

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Just go find a real job tier

Seth Russell
Beathard
Bart Houston

Covert to WR tier
Trevor Knight

Convert to RB tier
Tommy Armstrong

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Cornerback Power Rankings sponsored by The SEC(tm)

Teez Tabor - Florida
2. Tre'Davious White - LSU
3. Desmond King - Iowa (Should be a safety, should have been years ago desu)
4. Tankersly - Clempson
5. Jourdan Lewis - Michshitgan
6. Sidney Jones - Washington
7. Adoree Jackson - USC

This shit is stacked from here, seriously just take any CB and you'll do well with him.
If you dont draft a CB this year your mother will die from anthrax in 24 hours.

Not Mentioned

Marlon "Cant tackle or breakup passes" Humphrey and anyone from an Ohio State University.

>>74614534
Fail Mary
NFCCG meltdown
15-1 and done
2013 week 17 vs Bears (Cobb TD)
'15 WC vs Cards (Meme hair marys to Janis)

so one good and 4 bad, sounds about right for me

Holy shit Patriots signed a pass rusher?

And a top CB?

It'd almost like BB knows the team will be up against elite QBs this season which wasn't a problem last season.

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>>74614534
iggles fan, basically our last memorable games were in 2010 cause we deleted the chip era from our brains

>>74614937
>At first I read chip era as championship era because you guys have never won a chip
> and then I realized you were talking about chip Kelly
>And then I realized I'm a nanners fan and I had also deleted chip from my mind
Abstract feels. jpeg

>>74614534
vs. saints 2011
superb owl vs ravens
pick at the stick
vs seattle NFC championship
Kaepernick assrapes the packers 2012

>>74614927
Don't forget the WR

>>74614937
We've had some nice games with chip
If only he wasn't a retard at being GM
Trying too hard to be bill belichick
Haha I will not pay my best players! Gonna cut and trade! Just like bill!
Not even gonna get compensatory picks! Out billing bill!
Fuck it let's cut three of our best players!
The whole o line too! They are old and over payed!
I will still win just like Bill!
Let's let our most productive receiver walk like we get rid of last year's most productive receiver!
>Quarterback looking to get payed
Not in my house! TRADE
Belichick is gonna be so proud of me!

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>>74614969
Nanners fan detected. Confirmed for all most important games of millennials nanner football as I am nanners fan too.
God bless pic related

>>74614937
The time he went down to dallas and wrecked the cowboys on thanksgiving with fucking Mark Sanchez and everyone thought they were going to the owl was pretty memorable.
Than it all came crashing down

>>74614937
Dude we memed the fucking Patriots in 2015 lol

>>74614995
And then he snubbed Belichick...

>>74614937
>>74614995
Forgot to add the games
Not in any order
Miracle at the new meadowlands
Eagles falcons spaghetti bowl
Snow bowl
Beating the Patriots in 2015
Nick foles perfect game, Bewd and Riley destroy the raidniggers with white power

>>74615005
So how much bad is kaepernigger that he couldn't do jack in that system? Or for that matter gabbert.

If Belichick can develop Gilmore then the Pats have an absolutely insane secondary this year, I don't see any team that lacks a serious running threat to hang with Brady

>>74614050
so the standings?

>>74615002
yeah it's too bad all of those games came in the same 3 year span

the brightest candle burns the shortest

Are the Pats keeping LeGoal line man or are they getting a new RB?

That faggot poached so many fantasy points from Brady last year it's making me consider where to draft Brady this year

>>74614969
>>74615002
I'll never forget the NFC Championship game against the Giants.

That shit broke my heart.

Somehow the Super Bowl loss doesn't hurt as much as that one did.

>>74614143
>not loving and cherishing the time you spend on this earth with your dear mother

Get out and hug your mom.

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>Vikings O-Line fixed

SUPERBOWL LII CONFIRMED WIN

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>>74615099
Oh my god how the fuck did I forget. Kyle fucking williams. singlehandedly blew that game. you're right

>>74615128
You still need a quarterback.

And basically everything else on offense.

>>74615099
Because there's no way either the gnats or the nanners were going to lose that owl. Winning nfccg was winning the owl that year. Also it was our first taste of success and it was killed by a Butterfingers nignog

>>74614976
Sure but not defensive player.

And do the Pats really need another manlet receiver? When will they spend on a big unstoppable guy?

>>74615129
>Gif saved
>So fucking based
Reminds me of when my dad would find out I pulled some ignorant shit in high school tbqh

>>74614927
They held the #1 offense in the league to 21 points with almost no pass rush, and babby schedule or not they completely shut down almost every team they played against aside from Seattle (where the whole team looked like shit and Collins had just gotten shipped)

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rarep's mock draft v1.1
1. Cleveland Browns: Myles Garrett, EDGE - Texas A&M
2. San Francisco 49ers: Jonathan Allen, DT - Alabama
3. Chicago Bears: Deshaun Watson, QB - Clemson
4. Jacksonville Jaguars: Jamal Adams, S - LSU
5. Tennessee Titans: Malik Hooker, S - Ohio State
6. New York Jets: Marshon Lattimore, CB - Ohio State
7. Los Angeles Chargers: Mike Williams, WR - Clemson
8. Carolina Panthers: Leonard Fournette, RB - LSU
9. Cincinnati Bengals: Quincy Wilson, CB - Florida
10. Buffalo Bills: Corey Davis, WR - Western Michigan
11. New Orleans Saints: Solomon Thomas, EDGE - Stanford
12. Cleveland Browns (from PHI): Mitchell Trubinsky, QB - North Carolina
13. Arizona Cardinals: O.J. Howard, TE - Alabama
14. Philadelphia Eagles (from MIN): Sidney Jones, CB - Washington
15. Indianapolis Colts: Dalvin Cook, RB - Florida State
16. Baltimore Ravens: John Ross, WR - Washington
17. Washington Redskins: Christian McCaffrey, RB - Stanford
18. Tennessee Titans: Reuben Foster, LB - Alabama
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Cam Robinson, OT - Alabama
20. Denver Broncos: Ryan Ramczyk, OT - Wisconsin
21. Detroit Lions: Marlon Humphrey, CB - Alabama enjoy shuffle man leaf Quin wouldn't take conely
22. Miami Dolphins: Gareon Conely. CB - Ohio State
23. New York Giants: David Njoku, TE - Miami * interchangeable with raiders
24. Las Vegas Raiders: Zach Cunningham, LB - Vanderbilt * raiders get cucked no choice
25. Houston Texans: Jabrill Peppers, S - Michigan
26. Seattle Seahawks: Forrest Lamp, OT - Western Kentucky
27. Kansas City Chiefs: Jarrad Davis, LB - Florida
28. Dallas Cowboys: Vidauntae "Taco" Charlton, EDGE - Michigan
29. Green Bay Packers: Jalen “Teez” Tabor, CB - Florida
30. Pittsburgh Steelers: Takkarist Mckinley, EDGE - UCLA
31. Atlanta Falcons: Carl Lawson, EDGE - Auburn
32. New Orleans Saints (from NE): Cordrea Tankersley, CB - Clemson

>>74615096
can't imagine Blount getting a lot suitors

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>mfw there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD that think the jags arent going to win the AFCS next year

Sad!

>>74615159
>Jags drafting a safety
>when they just got barry church and still have tyshawn gipson

first mock draft huh?

>>74615162
>Bort is still an NFL QB
Sad!

>>74615128
Vikes are low key rebuild mode homey. At least they oughtta be other wise it's like 4 years of 8-8/9-7 miss the playoffs purgatory for you.

JJ Watt, von Miller and Julio Jones for Jimmy G. Each team gets him for 5 weeks

>>74614002
eagles

>>74615178
it's too bad we didn't nuke you guys along with the japs

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>>74615170
>Ramseys face when he picks off your qb and makes him look worse than blake ever has

>>74615168
Hell Trent baalke did it why can't they?

>>74615168
hmm I forgot about that
The kitties still suck but I guess I'll change it tomorrow
Adams is still bpa tho

>>74614188
Babe was also scientifically proven to be gifted

He had a better sense than majority of human beings

>>74615159
>Just listing edge instead of 4-3 de or 3-4 olb
Not a lot of nuance there bruh.

>>74615198
go ahead and change it to fournette, its already a forgone conclusion with these FA signings

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>>74614534
Super Bowl 48
Super Bowl 49 (Fuck Bevell)
Beast Mode
2014 NFCCG
2013 NFCCG

>>74615159
>dalvin cook
>not reuben foster
yah fucked up

>>74615154
SB was an anomaly. Under normal circumstances a team doesn't choke that hard.

>>74615217
>draft RB with no O-line
>despite seeing the Rasm doing it and it clearly didn't work because all defenses did was just stack 9 in the box and nobody fears Bortles

it would be the kind of thing they'd do,yeah

>>74615271
And under normal circumstances the Pats don't wait 3 and a half quarters to show up but at the end of the day the Failcunts were held to 21 by the Pats defense

>>74615178
so who gets him for week 16?

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>mfw we finally get a Brady-Rodgers owl

>>74615287
Bye week

>teams just sit back and allow the Pats to significantly increase their offense and defense
I understand that they get something out of it to but with all the trades so far all have seem like the Pats are ripping everyone off without them realizing it

>>74615159
>UF CB

wow can you say ultra bust?

>>74615295
Not with that Puckers defense we won't

Also sauce

>>74615287
Bye.

>>74615297
Norway pls get the fuck out of here you clearly have no clue what the fuck you're talking about

>>74615287
Whichever team gives up all their picks

>>74615287
>>74615306
so he gets two byes?

>>74615299
They're all-in for Brady's last couple seasons.

>>74615295
I think it could happen. The Packers-Falcons game was less a blow out as people made it out to be. Yes they lost by like 20 points but Packers played extreme sloppy. Fumbles, plenty of easy missed interceptions and easy fumble recoveries.

>>74615315
Obviously... He needs an extra week for travel.

>>74614002

AFC: Pats
NFC: Changes because there's actually parity, so it depends on who is good and flashy at the moment. Right now it'd be the Cowboys, a few years ago the Seahawks, etc.

>>74615307
Can't i have insomnia and its 7:30 in the morning and I cant sleep.

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>>74615316
>Yfw the NFL is actually staged
>Yfw goodell is just a heel for Kraft and Brady's Babyfaces
>Yfw it's understood that the pats will receive every advantage to push the story line to greater heights.

>>74615159

>no Hasson Reddick

dude is like a top 15 lock

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>>74615295
Not so fast!

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Daily reminder

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>Alshon Jeffery's deal w/ Philly: $7.75m signing bonus, $1m base (gtd), $750k workout and $4.5m in incentives for yds, catches, Pro Bowl, etc

So basically a top 10 WR on a 1 year rental for 10m in cap hit, not bad

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post your mocks fellas

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>>74615522

>>74615558
This shows more that Mills is pure garbage than that Jeffery is elite, literally just a go route with a tiny flinch

>>74615558
who the fuck threw that ball? could have been a TD if led better

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>>74615621

>>74615621

cuckler?

>>74615626
kek

Man, Eagles got a good WR in Jeffery. He just needs to stay healthy, and he's gonna make the probowl.

>>74615159
>rarep's
>anon
just make a trip you discord faggot fuck

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>>74615532
here you go

a piping hot mock

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If Patriots keep Butler and resign Hightower it would take MULTIPLE major injuries for them to not be a lock for the superbowl

If I was the rest of the NFL I would just let the Patriots win this one. Chances are Brady retires it because it would align so perfectly.

>retire right as his replacements contract comes up
>end your career the same way you started it (winning 3 owns in 4 years)
>would have the most superbowl wins of any PLAYER and tied for most of any franchise

The rest of the NFL should just give up this season, for their own sake.

>>74614391
>real giraffe hours
Cute baby though.

>>74613957
Coincidentally, the guy who replaced him also tried his hand at hardball, and got burned.

Bennett was offered more by the Patriots, yet turned it down.

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>Patriots now have 2 elite CBs in a generally elite secondary
>one of (if not) the best receiving groups in the NFL
>the best QB in the NFL
>with no real glaring weaknesses

With 40 million in cap left and only needing to sign Hightower. Patriots might as well sign Jamal Charles or AP just because they can at this point.

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>>74614002
>Seahawks nowhere to be found in these responses

12th man confirmed for best fans.

>>74615732
All the seahawks fans disappeared once they had a bad season

>>74614079
Miami wouldn't have the cash to spend on those players, because they broke the bank for Donkeykong Suh

>>74615727
Apparently Butler trade to Saints is still a strong possibility

>>74615742
>10-5-1 is a bad season

I want a bad season

>>74614534
Beast Quake
Fail Mary
SB48
SB49
Packers Meltdown

>>74615760
>Apparently Butler trade to Saints is still a strong possibility
He hasn't even signed his tender yet so he can't be traded.

Patriots have said that if it's possible to sign him at all they are keeping him.

>>74615295
Sauce on that plz

>>74615295
>packers
>superbowl

lolwat

Rodgers is already on the decline and the gnats and cowboys are stacked with talent. Chances are one of those two will be in the owl with us.

>>74615295
PLEASE give sauce on this shit nigger, or at least her name

>>74614631
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1936_Summer_Olympics_medal_table

Nigger what?

>>74615768
Exactly we're reading the same tweets probably lel. Basically when he does sign his tender there's a strong belief by some he could be traded

Pats right now have Gilmore, Rowe, Coleman and Cyrus Jones at CB. I could see them moving Butler for a 2nd round pick or better

Post yfw pats sign Poe

If the Patriots win the owl this year will they officially be a dynasty?

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post em

>>74615786
Packers beat both of those teams in the playoffs with half their roster injured. Fuck outta here.

>>74615843
We resigned Branch for our DT who was pretty much our defensive MVP last season so we don't need to.

Unless we wanted to play a 4-3 with 2 nose tackles for some reason, but we don't have enough secondary depth to commit that hard to the run at the line.

>>74615855
Then what did they do

>>74615850
I see the iggles are going to field a very Panthers like defence in 2017 with a pile of shit and a bunch of rookies at CB

Well done Howie, well done indeed

>>74615859
Hightower was our defensive MVP
I'd argue that we have elite depth at secondary, probably the deepest in the league
Butler, Gilmore, Rowe, Jones, Harmon etc.

I don't give a fuck about Poe, but a sleeper FA signing that would be clutch as fuck would be Eddie Lacy or Latavious Murray

>>74615867
You only mentioned the Giants and the Cowboys. I don't see the Falcons having a repeat of the season they just had.

>>74615875
Eagles haven't had good corners in forever, the important thing is that even if it takes 3 years to of drafting to fix we already have Cox, Graham, Hicks and 2 great safeties pretty much locked up

>>74615886
I don't see the packers making the playoffs.

>>74615885
>Butler, Gilmore, Rowe, Jones, Harmon etc.
etc.? is etc. just Nate Ebner?

So who is the nickle? When you consider the nickle that means we have 1 back up CB on the entire roster.

>>74615899
That's because you're an idiot

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So has the rest of the league given up?

>>74615899
They will. They're a shit team now but the rest of their division is ever worse. I actually wouldn't be surprised if NFCN turns out to be the shittiest division in football next year.

>>74615911
>>74615922
Packers only chance at playoffs is the wildcard and there are better teams that will be in the running for the wild card next season.

Vikings win the division, Lions likely tie or come in 2nd in the division

>>74615908
Etc is the safeties and whatnot that I didn't name (Chung Dmac) and guys like Justin Coleman and Jordan Richards

>>74615929
>Vikings
Literally the most pathetic offense in the league.

>>74615929
>Vikings win the division
HAHAHAhhahahahaha yeah no you're just an idiot then

>>74615929
What the fuck are you on about mate? Not only is Rodgers a top 3qb (probably 2 if Ryan didn't have Julio) but now he has Bennett. As long as they don't lose Half their team again they'll make it to the NFC Championship

I've been reading the Saints forums today and I've never seen those guy this buttblasted ever, not even during Bountygate.

>>74615960
They have to realise they are always going to have a top tier offence with Brees but as long as the defence is fuck awful they will keep getting into games like 51-48 @ Giants, 48-42 @ Cards, 41-38 vs Panthers

Cooks was a great player for them but he's still a small target who they only had locked up for two more years. When you compare that to a 1st rounder in a deep defensive draft + a slight trade up from a 4th rounder to late 3rd round pick the deal makes a lot of sense

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>>74615952
Bennett isn't a receiving TE anymore, dude got less than 1k yards as the Patriots #1 TE pretty much all season. Hell he pretty much got all his receiving yards and touchdowns at the beginning of the season before Brady was even playing.

>Not only is Rodgers a top 3qb

QBs better than Rodgers now:

Brady
Ryan
Wilson
Cousins
Carr
Roelthisberger
Brees
DAK

Rodgers isn't even top 5 anymore.

>>74615994
I think most of them were actually willing to accept parting with Cooks as long as they also got Butler, but they just got a glorified 2nd round pick and a swap of 3rd rounders if I'm not mistaken.

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>Patriots just got a speedy 23 year old WR with 3 years experience in the NFL and 2 1k+ receiving seasons under his belt already

haha oh wow holy shit HAHAHAAHHAHAA

So who do the Eagles get at 14 now?

Seems like it's gonna be Cook/Davis/Sidney Jones but I don't think it's possible at all to determine which yet

>>74616001
I feel as if the offense was mostly Hogan Blount and Mitchell this season desu. Marty and Edelman had their moments but weren't the standout players.

>>74616030
1st rounder is still a 1st rounder and there are a 5 or 6 really good CBs in this draft so 1 will definitely fall to 32

I think they could still get Butler but they didn't trade 3rd rounders the Saints gave their mid 4th round pick for the Patriots 32nd pick in the 3rd

>>74616048
>the Saints gave their mid 4th round pick for the Patriots 32nd pick in the 3rd
So basically trading up 15 places which really means very little. The Saints have sucked at drafting for quite some time too on top of that.

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>>74616046
>I feel as if the offense was mostly Hogan Blount and Mitchell
>Edelman had their moments but weren't the standout players.

>Danes pretending to know anything about football

just fucking STOP

>>74616061
They've actually drafted pretty well the last 3 years

>Cooks
>Peat
>Thomas
>Rankins

They have a bad habit of trading up too much but right now even with the Cooks trade they are completely set on offence and could literally draft all defence if they wanted to

>>74616117
>literally nobody still on the team from the 2014 draft
>pretty well

'k'

>>74616078
>Gronk has 21 yards a catch
Jesus

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>seahawks lose hauschka
>gonna have no OL still

oh boy this is going to be the season of 7-9

>>74616122
They keep trading away their top talent just after a few years, happened with Stills too. It's sad to see how they went from one of the most attractive player destinations to this dump of a team.

>>74616127
I don't even understand how teams can possibly gameplan for the Pats next year, Gronk pretty much requires a double team of a LB and safety on most downs, Cooks and Hogan will feast on the outside in single coverage, Edelman will carve teams from the slot with 15 yards and White is a mismatch for most LBs

Couple that with Brady's presnap reads and savant-level knowledge of defenses and it's actually scary what the Pats will look like if they get a competent 3 down RB

>>74616122
Alright last two

Saints are my 2nd favorite team so I'm always gonna have a slight bias towards them but I think this is the year they jump back into the playoffs. I have to wait to see who exactly they take in the draft but I think it'll be pretty hard to miss with where they pick this year

>>74616139
>Julian Edelman is a slot receiver
This is my favourite meme, and it exposes that you know 0 about football

>>74616148
They need to tell Loomis to fuck off already, one of the worst GMs in football. For the past 6 or so years they've been 5 inches from cap hell because of the absurd contracts they sign (think of all the defensive FA busts they got for top money) and then have to trade away all their young talent, this isn't a way to run a team.

>>74615220
>not including the 6-6 tie with cardinals
disgusting

>>74616154
Julian Edelman is a shit receiver and also happens to be an oven dodger.

>>74616133
Even with that horrible Oline, they were on pace for a first round bye until Earl Thomas went out. As homosexual QBs say, Relax.

>>74615295
SAAAUUUCE

>>74616172
>Earl Thomas
In a weird way I'm glad he got hurt because it proved what I was saying for years, that he's the main backbone of that defense and not overrated memesters like Sherman and Wagner. When he went down that team completely imploded.

>>74616154
People think he's Welker 2.0 just because he's white

>>74616159
Pretty much. The Byrd contract gets a lot of fair hate but it was the Junior Galette extension that was truly pants on head retarded