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MinneGOATa

fuck coilers

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penz desu

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Pingpongs

>>74613599
>no place in the game of hockey for fagggots and trannies

exactly, now fuck off kippers

I've had way too much.
Go Oilers.
Fuck
I like liquor and whores
Thank you Nova Scoctia for Donars and TPB

>>74613621
Oh my brother said MAML had a class of like 1900

Either way if you break 1k that's too big for class A tbdesu

>>74613751
class A goes up to 1246 then you have to move up

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>>74613700
good post

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Blå Jackor

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threadly reminder not to give kippers (You)s

starving the beast is the only way to exterminate and exorcise this evil

>>74613801
p-please give torts back

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>>74613842
that only makes me want to post to kippers more

Hey Kippers want to make a preds canucks romance?

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>>74613599
>mfw my Sabres

>>74613892
me in the cupboard

>>74613919
That didn't answer my question you fucking nigger

>>>/pol/116120451

Huh?

>>74613978
>gets more replies than /hoc/
Really makes me think

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>>74614016
It's so sad. Even as early as last year, every team, hell, even the 'Yotes have gamethreads. Sure, they might be only 50-60 posts, but at least they have individual game threads.

Now every day almost every team uses /hoc/ general as game day threads, and even then, we go through about ~1,000 posts every 24 hours.

No-one gives a shit about hockey any more.

SKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>74613876
Nej

>>74613670
Kippers was all man.
If you dick him, would he not ejaculate?

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Professori

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feels good mang

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One person in this picture cheers for winners and a good hockey team.

Two people in this picture cheer for a shit ass fucking team full of faggots who haven't made the playoffs in 21 years straight.

Can you tell whom is who?

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Bill

I have literally no problem being "bigoted" towards trannies

they should all be committed not celebrated and accepted

would you ever let a tranny babysit your kids?

>>74614386
dat milf tho

>>74614386
Do you seriously sit here 20 hours a day? Get a fucking job, you waste of tax money
You're the equivalent of muslim refugees. Kill yourself

>>74613599
What did Andrew Shaw mean by this?

DUDE

WALK IN AND SHOOT IT RIGHT AT THE GOALIE

LMAO

>>74614409
Awww is the oil cuck triggered by the truth

Who is the New Zealand cricket team of the NHL?

>>74614419
utter shit?
canadian and sunbelt teams

>>74614411
He hates the Sedins too.

>>74614386
>that momma


HHHNNNNNNGGGGGG

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I can't really be mad, that was an entertaining game. OT was nuts.

Why do penguins fans hate fleury?

>>74614415
put your trip back on, you fucking loser. >0 cups
>>74614419
we don't know. We don't watch that garbage sport.

>>74614429
He probably refers to them as the Sedin Sisters

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>>74614404
>>74614434
>mommy

what's up with u 2

>>74614435
Gg senpai. Shootout sucks desu, but still entertaining indeed. McDavids speed is fucking unreal
>>74614441
Who said anything about hating the flower?

is mcfleury allowed to take out someones legs like that? seems a little outrageous. mcdavid had it won

t. dumb sunbelt fan

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>>74614386

>>74614428
I was looking for a serious answer as I vaguely respect your sport

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>>74614477

>>74614471
Probably, the league coddles goalies

>>74614441
Fleury may be the most beloved player in Pittsburgh

>>74614489
i don't know anything about pajeetbat

>>74614441
Kek. MAF is loved like no other in Pittsburgh. Ever since the philly series there's been a small but very vocal group of faggots who spaz out everytime he has a bad game. I'm gonna be devastated when he peaces out.

>>74614509
What about Phil?

>>74614509
you mean bill

>>74614511
>that attitude
kek. /cric/ runs this poomunity and I alone could crush /hoc/ with one fell swoop

>>74614441
Only bandwagoners hate him. He's probably one of the best, if not the best penguin goaler in our franchise's history

>tfw the Molluscum is still there even after going to the doctor and getting it frozen

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>>74614477
good post

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Haven't had days off in months.
I was OP.
Good fucking game, Pittsburgh.
That was the most fun game I've seen all season.
Oh well.

>>74614544
Barrasso was at least equal but he was such an asshole and Fleury is such a nice guy that the scale tips to Fleury

edmongay loses again

are the flames going to cuck them into a wildcard spot?

>oil cucks

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>>74614595
Last time >we squeaked into the playoffs, it was as the 8th seed, and we took it to SCF game 7. I'm not worried either way.

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>>74614608
>implying

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>>74614598
GREAT post

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>>74614608
>w-what h-happened 11 years ago is t-totally relevant today xD

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>jackie Redmond

>tolerant edition

>>74614640
i prefer kate beirness desu

>>74614671
You were 5 in 2006?

>>74614674
>>74614640
Both are shit

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>mcmeme played 26:53 tonight
>mfw he burns out before the playoffs even start

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>>74614671
>I may be 5
MODS

>>74614684
he had almost 17 minutes at the 2nd intermission. what the fuck are they doing

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>Edmonton sucks dick! Let's get out of here! And they won't make the playoffs for another 37 years!

>>74614692
He's carrying the team.

>>74614706
He is the team. The oilers are Vancouver tier without McDavid.

>>74614692
They have no depth

>>74614705
I remember how much they forced that cup being Pronger vs Brind'Amour and I'm glad the good guys won

>>74614671
Suddenly it all makes sense.

>>74614711
no mcdavid and the oilers are in the running for nolan patrick

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WE

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>>74614732
shits gonna be so cash when the oilers miss the playoffs on the last day

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>>74614674
Martine Gaillard(used to fap to her in the channel 50 days)>Laura Daikun> Natasha dlsfjskf> Jthe blond hockey player>ackie Redmond> Hextall> The new girl on Sportsnet>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jennifer (I hated her on the Lofters, I still hate her 17 years later. Ugly as fuck.)

>>74614735
WUZ

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Panthers gonna get white hot and win the Cup this year

>>74614740
Evanka Osmak is better than everyone you listed.

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>>74613842
>expecting 4chan to ignore a 3/10 Asian girl
sorry man, its just not going to happen.

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>>74614738
And then we'll win the draft lottery again and Vancouver will burn itself to the ground.

>>74614754
shes a chink?

>>74614749
>getting shit on by the mild
i don't think so desu

>>74614764
yes

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>>74614749

>>74614764
have you considered lurking moar

>>74614749
>Jagr wins a cup at age 65
>slams a ton of tight Czech tail back home
>many boyfriends upset they got cucked by the Legend
It would make for a decent timeline desu.

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>>74614787
>i give a shit about tripfags
just

>>74614749
>Panthers
>winning anything when Luongo is dead

no so fast, my furry friend

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>>74614815
>Hongcouver lost both Luongo and Schneider for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

KEK

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>>74614759
TAKE THAT BACK!

WE'RE GOING TO BE LAST IN THE LEAGUE!

>>74614823
Try cocaine

>>74614825
that was one of the top 5 GM blunders of all time I feel.

How do you have two borderline Elite goalies(one is pretty much confirmed elite) and lose both without getting ANYTHING in return? crazy

>>74614825
>Schneider is shit on the Devils, got pulled 7 times this year
>meanwhile, the Canucks got based Bo Horvat who's top-5 centre in the league

wew

gasss yourssself

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>one night off
>get to see the most exciting game
>lose
I don't know how I feel aboot this

>>74614846
>this post

>>74614749
>marchessault has 20 goals
everyone praises yzerman but he's screwed us just as much as he's made good moves

>>74614844
Holy shit that would freak me the fuck out

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>Schneider: .911 sv%
>Luongo: .914 sv%
>Miller .915 sv%

wew

>>74614864
>being scared of a black man

lol, pussy azz wyte boi

>>74614864
t. never been close to a bear

>>74614857
There was no room for him on the bolts. It was a good trade. Stamkos and Kucherov hog all the spotlight (and cap space). He needed room to turn into what he is now.
>a commodity rather than a risk

>>74614880
t. never been close to a moose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40x89Q2o5Xw

>59 games played
>71 points
>best PPG in the league
>never considered the best
Why does Malkin always get snubbed by the spotlight?
Is it because he's an ugly Russian oaf with bad English playing in a Canadian league?

>>74614838
thanks anoon im bettew nowwww

>>74614843
Definitely one of the most awful set of transactions in the salary cap era

>>74614846
>Schneider is shit on the Devils
Having a bit of an off-year, doesn't change it being an absolutely shit trade for hongcouver

>Horvat a top-5 centre
lol

>>74614902
too bad the fucking acne ridden ugly fucktard is gonna win it

>>74614846
It's a relief that I've finally become numb to your retarded bullshit

>>74614902
Canada is racist

>>74614902
He can't into English

>>74614928
Are you talking about Malkin or McDavid?

how come there's no NHL team based off the polar bears

>>74614928
Hopefully Crosgod goes ham on >your team tomorrow.

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>>74614941
??

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>>74614902
look at this mug. i can't sell this mug.

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>>74614942
>Anchorage Alaska will never be given an expansion team

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>>74614947
I hope he puts up 7 points but we win.

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>>74614902

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>>74614956
>inuits have TVs

>>74614956
>Alaskan Aces is folding next year

nooooooooo...!

>>74614966
you're thinking of Barrow.

Anchorage is mostly white people.

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>Yfw Marchand wins the Ross & Richard

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>>74614982
>ruins

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>Sam Steel has 123 points in 61 WHL games
>He had 70 points in 72 games last season
>Team Canada WJC passed on him
Is this why they suck balls now? I mean these are the same idiots guys that let Virtanen be on the team TWICE

>>74614994
Don't forget, we choose shitter goaltenders too.

Can you even name the goalers we've had on the WJCs?

I don't think they'd become shit. The last good goaler we had was Price.

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>>74614971
It hurts desu. >We were supposed to become a dynasty

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>>74614994
>>74615010
>samefagging

pathetic

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>Alaskan NHL team will never happen

>>74615019
rare cap

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>>74615028
What did he mean by this?

>>74615028
can you stop

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kinda hoping for a flim flam - oilels first round T B H.

>8/14 teams in the west make the playoffs
>8/16 in the east make the playoffs

>>74615100
8/15 next year

>>74615118
it's not fair when 5 of those teams will be vegas, arizona, vancouver and colorado. only 3 NHL teams in the western conference won't make the playoffs next year

>>74615135
ok math is hard ignore me. goodnight

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>>74615135
>>74615142

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>gets my hopes up
>lets me down by being a complete bust

Just like every man or any American I ever trusted.

>>74615234
>Boeser was a best line in the NCAA baby
>Gaudette is a best line in the NCAA baby
Gonna be disappointment if you expect anything out of either. Dahlen is the future

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>>74615261
>Juolevi is a "best pairing" babby
>someone a year and a few months younger than him is outplaying him

Dahlen will be our future. Carrying the team and shit linemates and winning the league MVP while being youngest.

>>74615277
I watched Finland at the WJC and some Knights games and Juolevi just flat out sucks. Not dynamic in the slightest, lost the blue line slot in the PP to Mete on the Knights and Saarijarvi during the WJC, gets beaten easily on the outside. It's going to be another Virtanen bloodbath once people actually see him play

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>>74614386
>whom is who

How many points did Matthews get tonight?

>>74615463
Total bust! 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 sog. 0 +/-

>>74613599
>"Yeah, I've fingered a bear before."
>Gordie Howe

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>>74614820
>that was easy

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So /hoc/ what do you hate? Not dislike or memes, but genuinely hate.
I hate people that assume showing up and going through the motions guarantee them a paycheck.
I hate sneks and the way they move.
Relevant to 4chan I hate people that just post bad memes with zero thought of context. This is the worst on /ck/ but I have culled my browsing to a few threads so it isn't as bad. Hoc has great memes so it is mostly just the tired flaming.
Finally I hate the Canada Goose. I know Canada will agree with me on this one.

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https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on
https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on
https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on

play my new sporcle quiz, /hoc/

>>74615603
Not James "Jim "Jimmy"" Howard.
What do I win?

>>74615642
nothing, but there are hidden eggs for some milestone goals.

I made one for Zetterberg but I made this one much better, will probably make more for other players while I still have the program I wrote.

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>162 posts
>26 IP's

Dead sport and it's not even summer

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>>74615715
The less people the more comfy.

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>>74614401

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>>74615715
>2 swedes
>a dozen american fans
>Laffs autist, soiler autist, and like 3-10 other canadians
>a mexican that rarely posts now that the stars are exposed
>the reddit chiraqi autist
>the 15 year old perd fan
>grease
>2.5 candian tripfags
Yet you doorknobs bully Finland out of this place.
Very Very Sad.
The only breath of fresh air in /hoc/ is the occasional norge, dansk, straya, or the few UK (sotland) posters.

Sad!

Just an FYI, the reason less post in these threads is because none of you know anything about hockey

Dubs and sharks cup

>rags

>>74615857
but i love finland

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Morning
Pic very related

>>74616151
hello finland
i am here for you if you need anything pal

>>74616373
All i need is a glass of orange juice now

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freshly squeezed

>>74616397
Norway.

I am visiting soon. Is there anything hockey related I should see in Oslo?

>>74616397
Thank you

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>>74616397
>norge

>>74616415
playoffs have started and there's a few teams in the Oslo area. Vålerenga, Lorenskog and Frisk in the playoffs and Manglerud in relegation qualification.

other than that, not really much hockey related. If you are really interested, you can visit the remains of the old arena Jordal Amfi, where they are building a new arena

Taking a hangover turd lads

>Olli Juolevi is the highest Finnish defenceman taken in a generation
Fuck you and your busts Juolevi and Virtanen

>>74616521
Vaakanainen and Heiskanen are much better

Mikael Granlund Conn Smythe 2017
Patrik Laine Calder and Rocket richard 2017
Tuukk Rask Vezina 2017
barkov Selke trophy 2017

etc.

is this the year of the finns?

>>74617151
nah

>>74617385
what the fuck
when is it then?

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>>74617486
Son, is the time we have the talk..

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>>74617507
fug

>>74613599
gibs lumberyards

>>74616151
>>74616385
>>74616397

/hoc/ is great


what is gambina?

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>>74617507

>>74617486
I would have told you if I knew. I'm so sorry :/

>>74617651
Gin & Vermouth cocktail

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THE GREAT DEBATE

>>74617773
I went out recently, drank, but still don't get hangovers. I moshed though so my neck is sore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94ViiJEWGcc

>>74617811
Forsberg was better at his peak. Selanne was consistently good throughout his career.

>>74617811
Selänne had a longer and more stable career, while being a very good player. But Forsberg was at his peak better than Selänne ever was.

>>74617811
This is not a debate
selänne is better

its like comparing lemieux and gretzky, only fedora wearing hipsters think lemieux was better

>>74617845
>But Forsberg was at his peak better than Selänne ever was.
Are you saying Selännes 76 goals is not more impressive than Forsbergs 116 points?

>>74617905
Are you saying that Selänne never became a better player than he was his first season, that it all went downhill from there?

>>74617893
Lol

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>>74617811

Forsberg = Better hockey player

Selänne = Goal scorer

>>74617921
Forsberg peaked in his first season too
you dummy

OHHHHHH
THROUGH THE MIST AND MADNAY-EEEES
WE 'RE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE TO YOU
METAL MILITIA

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Good Morning!

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>>74617981
>implying he was better the half season he played in Quebec than he was around 2002/2003

>>74617960
more like, legion of dumb

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Moorhead vs Grand Rapids
Hermantown vs Monticello-Annandale-Maple

Who do you have, /hoc/?

>>74618036
fuck off chubbs

>>74618042
no u

>>74614037
The mods ruined /sp/

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>Stone ded

Fuck.

>>74618262
looks like a fat ovechkin

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I see that earlyfagging is back on the menu

>>74618377
it's always a canadian

>>74618403
ill alert the rcmp

>>74618412
thanks

>>74618036
Grand Rapids
Hermantown

Did McDavid do his best Laine impression last night?

>>74618609
He scored an own goal?

>>74618633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oIaZSA5dIQ

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Kill me desu

Without memeing whatsoever, McDavid was more dominant than Crosby last night.

>>74618673
that's because mcdavid doesn't play defense yet

>>74617960
Forsberg > Selänne

Reasons:
1. Forsbergs PPG >> Selänne PPG
2. Forsberg heart >>>> Selänne heart
Even as a star, Forsberg played with the heart of a warrior, sacrificing himself in every play.
3. Forsberg clutch >>>>>>>>>>> Selänne clutch
Could Selänne dominate like Forsberg did several times over?? Was Selänne as clutch as Forsberg?? The answer is no. Proof:
https://youtu.be/0AVI3OPrNxw (Forsberg 3+3 comeback)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-clqNzEdgA (avalance were 0-5 down)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5sEzu1njoA (Olympic gold medals: 2)

>>74618647
Why is Malkin so fucking ugly.

>>74618698
>1st unit PK
>2nd in the league in takeaways
Come on now, son.

>>74618743
Hello. I'm sorry to bother you. But I would just like to remind you that I told you that Detroit would beat Chicago in last night's game. You disagreed with me and claimed that Chicago would win.
This is simply my brag-post. I hope you have had and will continue to have a nice day :)

>>74618827
yeah he's high pressure which leads to a lot of breakaways for him but also hangs his team out. he also plays half the game which helps his counting stats

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>>74618878
He also wheels snipers on a daily. Gotta respect that.

>>74618878
why would you have a defensive liability on the ice for 1/2 the game

>>74618901
the rest of the team is that shit

>>74618900
word

>>74618907
except they are winning games

>>74618956
because of him

>>74618965
so you agree he isnt a defensive liability

>>74618979
I agree that he doesn't play responsible defense like most talented players get away with when they're younger. he'll change but his point totals won't be as good

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Why can't Sweden or Canada produce a peak specimen like Finland?

Is there something wrong with their genes?

>>74619053
>Finland will get a number 1 draft pick in the NBA before they get one in the NHL
Really makes me think

>>74619053
canada had back2back number 1 draft picks just 2 years ago

poor quality bait finnbro

>>74619080
Who?

>>74619053
Absolutely no one cares about apehoop outside of US though apart from a few pretentious faggots.

>>74619080
Negros don't count

>>74619090
bennet then wiggins

>>74619110
mongols dont count

>>74619053
>finland focusing on apehoop since theyve been exposed as guerenteed busts in hokkii

>>74618036
none, gib link

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>>74619053
>Implying he isnt American

Look at the flag on his jersey

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>>74619079
>>74619080
>>74619096
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>>74619130
>>74619159
I'm going to treat myself a fine steak tonight with all these (you)s

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>>74619255
Too late they're mine now

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>stealing (you)'s

>>74619274
holy fuck
you dastard

how will finland ever recover

>>74619298
>tomorrow

dropped

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>>74619274
@74619255
This cant be happening im in charge here

>>74619317
If I steal your (You) will you die?

>>74619314
>hating your eyes

@74619325
It would be extremely painful

>>74619328
this is simply false
studies show dark text on light background is superior

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>>74619343
For (You)

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>>74619255
n-nani?!

>>74619351
this is simply false
studies show light text on dark background is superior

>>74619377
>
accepted
There has been a lot of research on this topic since the 1980s and a lot of it still holds true today. One study from the 1980s states this:

However, most studies have shown that dark characters on a light background are superior to light characters on a dark background (when the refresh rate is fairly high). For example, Bauer and Cavonius (1980) found that participants were 26% more accurate in reading text when they read it with dark characters on a light background.

>People with astigmatism (approximately 50% of the population) find it harder to read white text on black than black text on white. Part of this has to do with light levels: with a bright display (white background) the iris closes a bit more, decreasing the effect of the "deformed" lens; with a dark display (black background) the iris opens to receive more light and the deformation of the lens creates a much fuzzier focus at the eye.

>>74619391
Fake news

>>74619377
>>74619391

makes sense sweden hates his eyes, his future so dark why would he need to see

>>74619409
Or you might just have astigmatism

>>74619406
>>74619409
in a really dark room the dark background is probably better

>>74619424
I dont struggle with either, nice projection though

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>>74619424
>tfw started getting a slight astigmatism

I'm just gonna stop shitposting after this. If you want the last word, have at it

>>74619432
>not going full cozy in a dark room

>>74619435
>projecting about projection
How meta

>>74619458
I'm sorry to hear that my friend :/

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>Lundpads out 2-3 weeks

>>74619478
I'm not

>>74619501
Fair enough

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Good morning /hoc/, I hope everyone had a decent Friday evening. I see most of us are following the thread theme pretty well.

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>>74619478
thanks

>>74619501
rude

>>74619053
>40 ounce dunk and bounce

>>74619528
Good morning, friend.

>>74619501
Rude

>>74619528
Good morning

>>74619528
I got pretty drunk and ate a green chili burger
Now waiting for my ass to explode

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>laffs fans unironically believed their team could make the playoffs

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>>74619528

I have to look for a new apartment what rent should I aim for? What do you guys pay? I made $53k last year

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>"""""""""advanced"""""""""" stats

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>>74619569
>>74619569
I fell off the wagon plus i ate taco bell. We can only hope it shows us mercy.

I hate working nights. I get home, eat some cottage cheese, watch a movie and bam it's 3am.

>>74619613
i pay around 500 CAD a month for mine.
Should be 370~ USD.

>>74619613
I'm moving into a 2nd story, 2-room apartment in Edmonton soon. Kitchen/living room on the first floor, two rooms and a bathroom upstairs. The mortgage + utilities will be 700 CAD.

>>74619613
Buy an apartment.

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>>74619606
I'm no expert on ungulates. Maybe it's where they put in birth control, or a tracking device, or a birth mark.

>>74619667
damn that's cheap do you live in a wood shed? I'm looking at about $1000 to live within rail transit of muh major city
>>74619700
Maybe ill move to Edmonton and save all my moneys

>>74619718

Montreal.

>>74619613
Any context would be nice. An apartment in NYC is going to cost more than Tuscaloosa or salt lake city.

>>74619718
Save yourself the trip and just kill yourself now

>>74619748
Looking just outside of philthy. Was more wondering if $12k in rent seemed like too much for my income. I have over $20k saved right now

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>>74619761
Pretty rude post there, maybe dial it down a notch or two friend.

>>74619789
Not familiar with the east coast. But 20% of your income on housing seems reasonable as long as you are conformable. If you aren't conformable at home the rest of your life will suffer.

>>74619718
You'll be welcome in Edmonton, buddy guy. We're a blue collar, laid back city.

>rags

>>74619849
Thanks m8, nothing like strangers opinions to help alleviate your worries.

>>74619863
Maybe some day.

>>74619849
>conformable
I lol'd for some reason

>1993

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>>74619898
What you should be asking are niggas getting shot at outside your window, does the hallway smell like unpleasant foreign cooking, does the landlord wear a wife-beater, is his cousin the maintenance guy, and does it have a gas or electric stove.
If every answer is no and gas than I'd give the green light.

>>74619968
Ya I can't spell this morning. It's like your apartment is the kid in high school that went through 8 different phases to find friends bit ended up going to prom with that one loser girl.

>>74620067
Not a flyersfag but I lived in the city for 5 years I'm looking to move just outside it now it'll be in a good spot. But yeah only looking at gas stoves.

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>>74620136
Apply to 3M and move here. You can experience the wonders of 60 degrees in February and 20 in March. We already had a tornado and will more than likely get another snowstorm before may.

>>74620219
all of those things happened in Pennsylvania in the last 14 days. and a snowstorm is coming next week

>>74620136
>>74620067
>gas stoves

Am I missing something here? What's wrong with electric?

>>74620219
Lol no one wants to move to your libcuck Somali infested shithole