/heem/ Eddie edition

https://youtu.be/S_sSM33e2h8

So lads, who is the UFC's worst champion, Woodley or Bisping? And why? Let's put an end to this.

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>>74601686
Why didn't you mention this goof here?

>>74601715
Honorable mention for DC.I can't be mad at him though, it's not his fault Jon keeps fucking up.

>>74601715
>>74601740
>DC
>Worst champ
Come off it, he pulls out a lot but he's beaten both Gus and Rumble and it's not like he's ducking Jon

>>74601740
How casual are you? His fights with Jones are the only remotely entertaining fights he gets to be in since Jones is the only LHW who has any wrestling skill to counter DC's system of "grab my opponent and hold on for 5 rounds"

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>you now realize that Jon jones was the first and only man to defeat Vitor during his Jesus juice phase

>>74601767
Jones is the GOAT, there's no argument whatsoever. He cannot be stopped in the cage.

>>74601787
Who knows now though

>>74601662
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU SAVED ME YOU SAVED ME HOW CAN I REPAY YOU

>>74601866
He's only 29. He arguably has at least 5 more years of peak performance if he can keep his shit together. A fighter can do a lot in 5 years, look at what Goobz did in 3. No one in LHW can touch him, so after fucking up goofs at 205 he could move up and destroy all the retards at HW.

>>74601915
>le couldnt finish OSP man
this "goat" of yours sucks.

>>74601787
Struve is the uncrowned HW champ, stipe is the paper champ struve beat him fair and square

glad we agree

Stephen Strudel will Heem Francisco

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>>74601686
>Woodley or Bisping?

Why would Woodley be in this list? He just fought the #1 contender twice and won.

Bizbing fought a 46 year old and looked awful, and now he's fighting a welterweight who has been away for 3 years. It's not even the same scenario.

>>74601955
>Why would Woodley be in this list?
as if you dont know

>>74601765
I take it you're not a DC fan lol. I never said I was either. Do you think he's worse than Bisping?

>>74601787
>He cannot be stopped in the cage.

Matt Hamill would beg to differ.

>>74601939
>performing brain surgery with your thumb is fair
:^)

If the best argument you have for Struve winning that fight fairly is "BUT JONES DID IT" then you should also argue for why you haven't hit a pregnant woman with your car.

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>>74601662
Thank you.

>>74601938
To be fair, Jones had probably spent the 4 months prior to that fight sniffing lines of coke off the steering wheel of the Ferrari that he had just run into the wall of a preschool.

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>>74601964
I don't actually. He's a good fighter who has defended his belt twice in the space of 4 months. A certain Irish-man has two belts and defended neither of them.

Maybe enlighten me.

>>74601973
brainlet tier argument

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>>74601988
sorry unironically meant to post this

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>>74601662
what kind of body is this? nacho libre mode?

>>74602001
Nice haircut.

>>74602001
Nunes really fucking annoys me for some reason. She should be one of my heroes for slapping Ronda's into orbit but I still want to see her lose to anyone who isn't Ronda.

>>74601993
>defended his belt twice
Once. The champ retains his belt in a draw, he doesn't defend.

>>74602011
>tfw no fridge mode bf

>>74602023
Putting your belt on the line is a defense dummy.

>>74602001
is he covering his bulge with the belt?

>>74602011
3+ burritos a day minimum

>>74602023
woodley won the first fight spergy

>>74602011

FULL BELLEH

im guessing jacare whittaker winner vs yoel for next title shot on same card with bisbong and george

We can all agree that Khabib's fight was literally the best one on paper through the 1st three months of the year.

>>74601765

DC's striking is consistently and surprisingly good, and he doesn't duck anybody. The acknowledged goat beat him by a slim margin, and the slow heavy jones that showed up in his last fight would've gotten his shit kicked in

>>74601686

The answer is woodley. I'm happy bisping is the champ because he's a cheeky fucker who fights decently and the previous champ was an utter fucking autismotool. Woodley is a blacksplosive race-card pulling bitch in a sport that's basically half black and he can suck a bowl of dicks

>>74602028
How many times did Rockhold defend?

>>74602053
Not according to the judges.

>>74602059
Without question.

2017 has been off to an atrocious start so far. The UFC has full blown AIDS at this point, watching it slowly waste away is pretty depressing.

>>74602085
it's also at its most entertaining at the same time though

>>74602059
Yeah, there was aways going to be a hangover period after UFC 205 and 207.

>>74602059
It's honestly one of the best on paper in recent years imo
8 win streak vs 9 win streak, has never happened. Sambo vs memejitsu

>>74601662

/who/ edition

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How does one submit an anonymous tip to USADA?

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>>74601787

>>74602171
>Jones vs. DC

>>74602062
He defended it once and lost.

>>74602222
Is Jim Norton a cuck?

>>74602206
You fuck off. Leave his nice body alone.

>>74602206
how many steaks a day to achieve this mode

>>74602206
Who is this?

>>74602239
-3

>>74602230
No, he put it up for defence. He did not defend the belt; he lost it. Woodley has not defended twice; he has defended once and retained once.

You might say that this is semantics, but the reason that I am making this distinction is because the words that I am using allow you to understand what has happened without my having to qualify the statement. "He defended the belt but he didn't win" is meaningless.

>>74602234
yes literally he said it on air unless he was lying

>>74602250
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Paulo-Henrique-Costa-147165

>>74602227
that was a decade ago

>>74602234
Anthony said he didn't understand it and that it's a mental disorder, but Jim immediately said it wouldn't bother me unless I knew the guy and was friends with him? lol

>>74602276
He's not wrong, you don't want the third in your relationship to be someone you're friends with. It's awkward as hell.

>>74602289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFvIdTbaMhA

>I wouldn't want to talk sports for 10 minutes

Is this why Dana hired him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfvLy1lss4

>>74602319
I dunno he's pretty awful, Serra is great tho

>tfw wont be home to shitpost during UFC brazil

Why do they make these saturday night? Dont they know that we normies like to party?

>>74602255
What's wrong with you?

If you win the belt, and then put it on the line you are quite literally by definition defending it.

>He did not defend the belt

Yes he did and he failed. Defending something doesn't rely on the success of it. Think for a second.

>>74602340
Why aren't you going?

>>74602345
>failing to defend a thing means that you defended it
:^)

If you get mugged, did you defend your wallet?

>>74602369
>getting mugged in australia

>>74602391
You're right, we're a paradise compared to your shitty crime-riddled pathetic excuse for a nation. The question remains. If *you* were mugged, did you defend your wallet?

>>74602403
You're welcome for saving you from Japan.

>>74601686
Bisping:
>KOs the champ in the first round
>ducks the whole division for a revenge fight with a 46 year old
>barely scrapes by, gets dropped twice and taken down
>ducks division yet again for a retired welterweight

Woodley:
>KOs the champ in the first round
>fights the number one contender
>scrapes by on the scorecards with a draw but nearly finishes his opponent
>immediately fights the number one contender again to correct the draw on his record
>scrapes by on the scorecards AGAIN after nearly finishing his opponent AGAIN
>wants a money fight but will probably be forced to defend vs the winner of Maia vs Masvidal after that boring shit show

>>74602421
life is a zero sum game

how fat is fatkenzie dern going to get? she's already a fucking hambeast at this point

>>74602409
now you are dodging his point freindo. The fact is that if you dont keep your belt, you havent successfully defended it. Anderson Silva had 10 title defenses, nobody says "He defended t 11 times but lost the last one to wideman."

GSP won't take down Bisping and will get outboxed maybe KOed by left hand

Who did GSP take down? His past fights included people with trash tdd and Hendricks which he was struggling with. Bisping is a big guy and has good tdd at MW, among dudes who are on average stronger that what GSP fought.

Deny this. Wait wait wait, you can't!

Bet your porn folder on Bisping.

>>74602369

If my home gets attacked by robbers at night and it still gets robbed, in my official statement I'll say that I attempted to defend it. If I didn't do anything about it, I won't say anything. There's a big difference between the two.

You are so butthurt about Woodley winning that you can't even think straight. Magrega has won 4 belts in his career and never defended a single one, therefore he has 0 title defenses. Luke Rockhold defended his MW title against Bisping but was unsuccessful at it. It still counts as a ***defense*** albeit not a successful one.

>>74602403
>implying some untrained street thug could ever take me

Yeah bud, there's a reason I train both gi and no gi, and have done so for 3 years. One move and he'd be on his back with his arm between my legs, shoulder joint popping. I'd take HIS wallet, actually.

Wouldn't you call that a defense? You stupid fucking asshole.

FIGHTIN LIEK DAAAA A STAWK MAWKET, IT A FLUCTATSEES

>>74602444
Post slip.

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>>74602437
you meme too far friend. Return from whence you came

>>74602463
im serious, she used to be thicc now she looks like some random bitch in sweatpants at KFC

>>74602437
https://youtu.be/0Ud-JLs-OUU?t=24

THICCCCCCCCC

>>74602448
>If my home gets attacked by robbers at night and it still gets robbed, in my official statement I'll say that I attempted to defend it.

But did you defend it? No qualifications, nothing about what you *tried* to do, did you defend it? Yes or no?

>>74602448
>It still counts as a ***defense*** albeit not a successful one.

What you're saying here is that Rockhold and Bisping have the same number of defenses.

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>>74602460

>>74602437
a nose job could get her down to strawweight

>>74602480
HOLY FUCK MAN HER THICCNESS IS APPROACHING PORNSTAR TERRITORY

>>74602486
Did you take photos of your monitor with a fucking potato?

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>>74602486

Not to mention latest win

>>74602480
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>74602486
I meant post slip of your Bisping bet.

>>74602448
Once again you are trying to distract from the issue. Woodley and conor arent the subject of this argument. We are talking about the proper use of the term 'title defense'. No one says "Luke had one tittle defense" you dont call it a title defense if you lose, and that is what the aussie is saying. Luke had zero title defenses, and Bisping has one.

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>>74602480
>"the ceramic doll face"

>>74602480
lol she has the ugly face of her father but the fatness of her white mother

>>74602444
Ho big is your porn folder lads ? Mine is 5,34 GB, with no videos at that

>>74602508
No

>>74602518
literally zero. grow up.

>>74602523
So then why are you telling people to bet on him? Lol coward.

>>74602504
>>74602486
Post open bets.

>>74602518
>2017
>Porn

>>74602532
Do you have mom/gf/wife/whatever checking your computer ? Every guy with a computer has a porn folder

>JDS is +~150
This still feels absurd.

>>74602444

Who was the last guy that Bisping fought that wanted to take Bisping down and couldn't?

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>>74602540
>>74602533
Trade secrets

I only tell one or two brilliant insights

You should pay me for my generosity. Here I am explaining to you numbnuts the outcome of a fight and you dare ask me questions?

Smh

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I'm headed to train
What are (you) up to heem?

>>74602514
>you dont call it a title defense if you lose
Well this was originally about Woodley and he said that Woodley has only defended once which is dumb. He's defended twice and gotten 2 new belts as a result of it.

>Luke had zero title defenses, and Bisping has one.

Conor has 0 title defenses.
Luke has 1 failed title defense.
Bisping has 1 successful title defense.

>>74602444
Bisping got taken down by old man Hendo in the 5th round. His TDD is absolute trash as evidenced in the Tim Kennedy fight.

>>74602580
Luke and Mike both have one title defense, got it.

>>74602577
>when you hear GSP is getting a shot over you

>>74602592
Do you know what "successful" and "failed" mean?

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>>74602473
Nah man, you are just all kindsa wrong

>>74602444
>>74602561

Answer my question you little teenage bitch

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>Yfw Vitor meme kicks Belfort and knocks him dead
>yfw he announces his next fight is his retirement fight
>yfw Bisping/Vitor for the Middleweight belt

>>74602671
>Yfw Vitor meme kicks Belfort and knocks him dead
um

>>74602657
That's her at slimmest she could get m8, she would balloon if she was allowed too. Hobbit is gonna be crazy fat after 40

They think they want some
https://youtu.be/PGLV8JPjN6U
But...

>>74602671
dont you mean he memekicks kelvin bongdude

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>>74602671
>Vitor meme kicks Belfort and knocks him dead

>>74602671
Heeming himself to get to the title, what a veteran move

>>74602561
Tales Letis i think. But something to keep in mind is that Bisping's size advantage will affect GSP's ability to take him down

>>74602657
>>74602680

look at her hips and ass dude she easily has ~8lbs of unnecessary fat

>>74602699
>wanting Mackenzie to lose her thiccness

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>>74602021

>>74602444
gsp could probally pin him down and jab him for 5 rounds

theres a rumor that gsp is a beast in the gym now he might even finnish bisping

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I legitimately can't wait for this fight. It's going to be epic. Ferguson via knockout in the second round.

>>74602680
>>74602699
You are just aggressively pessimistic people arent you? She isnt fat guys, she is voluptuous, and if you really dont understand the difference f]between those two things then you really need to expand your tastes, cuz you're missing out

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>>74602699
Cause she's a hobbit, short and thicc

>>74602696
Thales Leites are you serious? Bisping squeaked a decision in that fight and if I recall correctly, Leites did take him down at one point.

Who was the last GOOD fighter that Bisping fought that wanted to take him down and couldn't?

>>74602731
>fatboi defends his fatass internet gf

Pretty fuckin pathetic if you axe me.

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>>74602480
>https://youtu.be/0Ud-JLs-OUU?t=24
fkk why did that banner pop up couldnt get a good look

>>74602696
Bizbing lost that fight, but since it was in England, he got the nod.

>>74602746
This, people forget that Bisping legitimately isn't top 5 material.

>>74602739
>You are calling a multi-time BJJ champion and thusfar successful MMA fighter who most people agree is hot as fuck, a fattie
>But I'm the loser

If she is really too fat for you then how about you show me the 25/10 supermodels that you fuck on a regular basis stud?

>>74602766
Holy shit fattie, stop your blubbering and stuff it with some fries, will ya? No one is gonna take your chunky girlfriend so you can calm down. She's objectively fat as hell and has a gut. I guess your raging erection is drawing blood away from your visual cortex for you to not recognize that.

>>74602732
She was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material

>>74602754
>>74602746
>BisKING lost that fight
>WAHH, BRITISH JUDGES
>Anderson should have gotten the KO

The fight was in scotland plebs. Bisping won that fight fair a square, just like he did against anderson

>>74602754
>>74602746

CB Dollaway couldn't take him down, but he's nowhere near GSP's level. Literally every single opponent GSP has ever faced knew GSP wanted to take him down and couldn't stop him.

GSP will fuck Bisping up. Bisping has a reach advantage but he is a striker and GSP will take him down at will. I also happen to think GSP will be faster but to each his own

>>74602694
based Macedonia gets it

>>74602783
I knew this was gonna happen. This is the part where you just satr repeating the same insult and ignor anything I say. Well I'm out, see you later. Maybe next time try coming up with more material that "LOLOLOL everyone but me is fat"

>>74602732
>>74602787

dwarves are the ones that are short and thick, no hobbits

hobbits can be skinny, look at frodo

>>74602694
You're cool Macewindu, i'm glad you're still around

>>74602731
buddy I didn't say she was fat

I'm saying she has an extremely hard time making weight because she has too much unnecessary fat, there's a big difference

like when DC dropped to 205, he wouldn't have had such a hard time cutting weight if he'd just lost the unnecessary fat instead

>>74602804
>when the McDonalds cravings overtake you

>>74602806
dont forget about that sexy phat ass on Sam though

>>74602821
Okay fair enough, you are actually making a good point, unlike that other sperg. I think the problem though is that she just has a naturally curvy body. Like, Mark Hunt could never have a tightly muscled body, he is just built kinda fluffy, and I think it's the same with Dern

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>>74602806
Sure Kanye, sure

moose is gonna fuck up wide man

>>74602798
We don't know how fast GSP's hands are because he hasn't fought in 3 and a half years. Bisping is nowhere near his level in terms of skill but fighters coming off of career-high layoffs tend to crash and burn.

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>>74602882
>Moi andz ...dey are likeh de stockmarket

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>>74602875
Where does the Chris go from there ? Possibly 3 knockout loses after dethroning the greatest MW of all time ?

>>74602882

Yew weel not be seein the same GEE ESS PEE cause fightin is like the stoik markit

>>74602916
for sure man, keep counting the chris out

>>74602916

Leave the team. We don't need your negativity here.

>>74603042
I'm not team Weidman if you are implying that

>>74603050
Then what are you doing on /heem/, the Chris Weidman general?

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>>74602741
She's a delight.

>>74603097
>>74603127
Why are whitebois so low test?

>>74603127
honestly thought it said ''boy'' instead of roy lmao

>>74602610
Do you understand that the past tense of "defend" only gets used on successful defences?

You can try to defend or you can defend. If you defended, you were successful by definition.

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>card scheduled in brazil
>everyone makes weight

>>74602916
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I expect Chris to fall on hard times after Mousasi disposes of him, but he's had a good career and I'm sure he could get a job working with the UFC after he retires should he decide to.

what time do the weighs in start

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the melted man

>people counting out the Chris
I don't even care, you guys will still be welcome on the team after he heems Mousasi.

>>74603127
why is her nose so big

>>74603329

Now imagine his brain

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>>74603330
how have things been, weidmanOP

>>74603330
No way he wins against Moose

>>74603329
Made out of wax. Someone needs to turn on the AC.

>>74603345
>>74603354
lol

>>74603354
The pain of it all. That was supposed to be Chris' glory. That should have been him standing there, having his photo being taken by Hugh Jackman and being embraced by the New York fans. Instead he got left face down in a pool of his own blood.

>>74603355
How so?

>>74603388
he shouldn't have had 8 kids with that mexican

>>74602725
yo wtf

so basically Vitor is getting tko'd tomorrow

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>Come watch our art

>>74603415
if vitor finishes gastelum it's literally the upset of the year

>>74602699
>unnecessary
low test confirmed

>>74603430
Darren Elkins already cinched that I think. He was a +500 underdog and was looking like it for the first 12 minutes.

top 3 interesting fights for me
>Means/Oliveira
>Barboza/Dariush
>Trinaldo/Lee

“I think that, a lot of times with competitors and athletes and fighters, we can ask for certain things that we really don’t want. I want to fight, I want to fight. There’s a lot of barking but there’s no biting. When you talk about biting, sign the contract. Don’t talk the s**t. If you really want to fight, sign the contract and we can make it happen.

“So just letting the world know that he’s full of s**t and he don’t really want to fight. ‘Oh, I want to fight, I want to fight, I want to fight. Mayweather’s scared of me.’ Listen, I’m my own boss, so let’s make the fight happen. You talking all that s**t, you acting like you want to fight, I don’t think you really want to fight. Sign the contract, let’s make it happen.”

“You belong to the UFC and you don’t own anything. Don’t bid yourself out. Just make the fight happen. Just like when I went out and I competed, at one particular time, I had to be the B side. I didn’t cry, I didn’t complain. When they brought the money to the table, I took it, kicked a**, and became the A side. Now I’m the A side, come kick my a** and you become the A side. . .

“At one particular time, I was the B side. When they made me an offer, I didn’t cry, I didn’t complain, I took the offer and went out there and fought and became the A side. When I became the A side, I demanded what I wanted. He cannot demand anything because he’s not in a position to demand anything. If we offer you, or your team offers you, a certain amount of money - I don’t know what it is - take it.”

“Conor McGregor, stop blowing smoke up peoples’ a****, you little b**ch. If you want to fight, let’s make it happen you punk.”

>>74602239
ATLEAST 5

>>74603449
>darren elkins
wgaf about darren elkins lol

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>>74603466
>he didn't appreciate the comeback of the year
literal pleb tier

>>74603466
give the guy some credit for fucks sake

>>74602732
>bitch is you a hobbit?

>>74603466
>>>74603486 >>74603490
lol i love doing this i've never even watched a fight

>>74603329

WHA HAPPEN TO YOU VITOR

Why is the UFC allowing Vitor to fight again?

Isn't this kinda inhumane? Same with the BJ fight.

>>74603329
Genuinely seems unrecognisable
Are we sure that's Vitor

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>>74603501
dammit

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>>74603504

>>74603329

Ready for econovitor tomorrow who jabs his way to a desicive 50-45

>>74603532
If that happens I'll get "the damage" tattooed on my pee pee

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>>74603329
>TRTitor is gone
;(

Ask the smartest fighter in here anything.

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>>74603555
fuck your trips bitch nigga ill heem you

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http://sport.business-gazeta.ru/article/185819

Is Khabib done?

*wastes potential in constant injuries*

anyone betting on vitor tonight?

>>74603565
>>74603570
Translate.

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>>74603565
>>74603599
>Дэйнa Уaйт: «Hypмaгoмeдoв ocтaeтcя в UFC»

>Dana White: "Nurmagomedov remains in the UFC"

no, he's not done

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>>74603619
>khabib fan
Have fun with that weight cut.

khabib is deleted. i blame american food culture for ruining the russian suplex machine

>>74603329
>PED babbies did this to the most lethal fighter in UFC history

Fucking sickens me to think where we might be today had these fags not had a meltdown over TRT.

>>74603619
>Дэйнa Уaйт
>not Дaнa вхитe

Russians transliterate names ? Hilarious

>>74603654
Nobody even know what tiramisu is this is America motherf*cker get it right

>>74603671
lmao i like u

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>>74603625
>Cucky fan

there's a high possibility that your boy will get heemed if he ever fights Conor
the possibility would be minimal if it was Khabib fighting Conor

why is there a ufc kid fucking thread on the catalog for 10 hours

>>74603625
>>74603654
>>74603619
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/3/10/14881326/coach-khabib-nurmagomedov-early-retirement-potentially-happening-following-ufc-209-mma

>>74603690
>Khabib ever having the balls to fight high level competition, let alone McGregor

Laughed so hard I cried

>>74603654
tiramisu is italian tho

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>>74603708
clickbait article
mendez is saying that khabib may retire early in his career because his dad might want him to, not that it's in any way an immediate possibility

>>74603756
I could see it happening though, there was talk about rescheduling the fight for 210 or 211 but now its not happening, Tony should just get the shot 2bh

>>74603780
The shot against?

>>74603780
It's not happening because Tony said "nah fuck that" when the UFC asked if he'd like to give Khabib his 400th chance to make weight, not because Khabib doesn't want the fight.

>>74602699
this is the gayest post ive ever read, and I browse /fit/ on the regular

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>>74603791
The champ champ who else

Chas Skelly v Jason "Hick Diaz" "White" Knight added to UFC 211

S P I C E

>>74603791
colin macgruber

>>74603809
Conor isn't fighting UFC again

>>74603810
I like it, I hope Knight gets the win

>>74603810
Why the fuck are they stacking 211 and ignoring 210?

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>>74603801
Tony got fucked over by the UFC over the pay for 209. I believe Dana lied (SHOCKER) at the post-fight presser about Tony's pay.

>>74603815
That greedy leprechaun will fight when WME forks up enough cash for his pot of gold

>>74603851
its really too bad, 210 is one injury away from dogshit status

>>74603329
looks way better than last time... fight in brazil... makes you contemplate things

>>74603855
All the more reason for Tony to demand the title shot then. He'd be reluctant to go through it all with Khabib again, have him drop out again, and not get paid again.

Where the FUCK is Lyoto Machida

>>74603883
u wot?

>>74603810

DAMMIT TWO OF MY LOW KEY BOYS

>>74603883
K Y S

>>74603810
Also James Vick vs Polo Reyes added which is a weird step down for Vick in terms of rankings but I guess he wanted in on the card enough to take the fight

>>74603883
What the fuck is your deal get a dog bro

>>74603862
UFC is so lucky that they have Daniel Cormier headlining then

>>74603908
that's a deep cut

>>74603455
Shogun Villante has sloppy banger potential

>>74602694
Nice one/10

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What does a fighter's dog say about him?

>>74604013
Nothing, it just barks

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>>74604013

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how do I get a trailer trash bubble butt yoga /fit/ gf like mike perry

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>>74604028

>>74603329
>FN 106
More like Free Money 106, amirite goys?

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>>74604013
What does a fighter's drink say about him ?

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>>74604054
Cruz has the gayest dog in MMA

>>74602699
Are you implying you wouldn't bury your face in that ass?

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>>74604045
literally no ass

>>74603901
yeah I thought that was strange match making but then I looked at Polo's record and he is indeed 3-0 in the ufc with 2 KO's so I was like ok cool whatever

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>>74604062
Are there any male fighters with cats ?

Asking pro forma cause we already established that dogs are real fite fan's pets of choice

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>>74604062

>>74604086
felice herrig

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>>74604073

ummmm sorry buddy but she has a nice bunda for sure

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>>74604086
Jones does

Which is oddly fitting

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wheres my boy 'oral Springs? you watching the fights tomorrow or do you have super important work to do ;^)

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>>74604062

you talking shit on dojo boy?

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>>74603127
>Mackenzie will never choke you out with her thighs

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MOVE OVER, JIU JITZU FAGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSZ1TwjcsQ

>>74604112
GOAT fighter, GOAT pet

damn, never noticed that before

we /an/ now
Cats over Dogs yeag

>>74603329
Looks better than he did at 204

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>>74604013
Top breed. Master class.

>>74604028
Mastiff? Good work dog.

>>74604046
Scumbag dog for scumbags.

>>74604054
Whipped manlet.

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>>74604159
Nope

>Cody Garbrandt literally fell for an Onion article

Im shocked amazed

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>>74604171

>>74604181
link?

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>>74604159
dogs are the official animal of /heem/
cats are objectively inferior to dogs in every way, even at hunting rats

>dogspergs in /heem/

>>74604091
also lmao this rumble retard who fucked up his dogs ears.

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>>74604159

are you serious mate

what has a cat ever done for you besides give you toxoplasmosis

dogs > cats any day of the weak

I don't trust people who don't like dogs, they have no souls

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>>74604118
I never miss fight cards my guy. Especially when one of my boys (Shogun) is fighting.

Cute nickname you made for me. Did it take more effort to come up with the nickname or that trash meme?

>>74604205

week**

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kek

>>74604191
ffs who left that Metro PCS ad there

>>74604223
this can't be real

>>74604205
>posts feel jpegs
>can't understand how someone can like something he doesn't like (autism)
>doesn't trust people who don't want to clean up shit.
dogspergs are literally retarded

>>74604229
>Tony "El Slippy" Ferguson

>>74604205
I like dogs

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>>74604201
>mudslime doesn't like dogs

what a shocker

>>74604234

whats it like to be empty on the inside

seriously. I know you're probably trolling, but in case you're not..

>doesn't like dogs

what the fuck is wrong with you.

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>>74604223
>"""/heem/'s Boy"""

>>74604233
Cody is not a clever man.

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BASED
FUCKING
NATE

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>>74604201
*portions Islam*

>>74604243
>>74604242
>dogspergs
I do like dogs. I can understand why someone wouldn't though because unlike you I don't have crippling autism.

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I paid the piper this morning for last nights ice cream binge, just ran a mile and a half

im gonna make it lads

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>>74604253

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>>74604223
>>74604233
>>74604244
>>74604245
http://www.theonion.com/article/mother-mma-fighter-recalls-son-punching-kicking-sh-55498

In all fairness, up until the last couple of sentences its not immediately clear it's a parody site. If he's not heard of the Onion before I can't blame him too much for glancing at it, thinking it's not true then tweeting

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It's becoming clear that only the most based of fighters have dogs.

>>74604293
Conor only rents his dogs.
He takes them back to the pound after the photo shoot.

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I feel so bad for this dog. You just know he's got a finger up its ass at least once a day.

>>74604286
You are trying really hard to not accept the fact that Cody is stupid

>>74604331
You're stupid.

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Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

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>>74604229
>i-i-i-it w-w-was j-just a s-slip, I swear!

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>>74604213
everythings easy when 'oral Springs is a meme

>>74604383
It was

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>>74604242
dogs are not haram
I don't know why so many people, muslims included, think this

>>74604425
No one cares, Ahmed.

>>74602725
sauce

>>74604425
Hey spergo, here's a tip:

No one gives a fuck about your opinions

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>>74604443
educate yourself, faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moDKgmplPhI

>>74604454
>educating myself on that stone age religion
No thanks.

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>>74604453
dogs are not haram

>>74604453
It was a nice 3 days without him.

Where's that ausbro thats in love with Mackenzie Dern? Does he know she's a hog who missed wieght?

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>>74604372
KELVIN
GIAN
BENEIL
JUSSIER
MARION
TIM

>>74604453

how about you fuck off

calling everyone spergs and autists is the true mark of an immature cunt

>>74604494
t. sperg autist