>be soccer player
>see banana on ground
>eat it
Why?
Good source of potassium
>Some guy insults you because of your race
>Laugh it off like a normal human being
thats why. dont take the nigger balotelli way and threaten to kill people for it
that was actually pretty cool from Alves.
1. Calories
2. Sugar
3. Helps with cramps
4. FREE SHIT LMAO
4 good reason there, mate.
>>74599818
This
Desu
>>74599777
>75th minute
probably starting to cramp up, needed that Potassium
>>74599818
If you kill your enemies, they win.
>>74599945
holy shit she's so QT
>7-1
>>74599945
Bananas are pretty GOAT tier desu
>portable
>self contained
>top tier smoothie ingredient
>>74600066
Plus they look like dicks
>>74599954
Considering bullies as enemies? This is why school shootings keep happening?
>>74599945
damn
>>74600066
>>74600573
plus they are tropical
>>74599945
>that look
She knows. Ate that banana in the most unerotic way possible.
>>74600573
Quite possibly it's most superb feature.
>>74599777
>be FOOTBALL player
FTFY