/cric/ - THE CRICKET

Think I might start a narrative lads

Kek @ the LITERAL state of /afl/

>>74598730
make sure yours doesn't jump the shark

>>74598778
any tips or tricks?

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Why do poopeelians always cheat?

reality check is an utter sad case

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based straff showing off his new haircut at McDonalds with his Beats by Dre

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>>74598814
>>>/stuff.co.nz/

>>74598824
What's he listening to, Springsteen, Swift or, dare I say it, Sinatra?

>dyed hair
is The Straff going grey?

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Dr Pavel, I'm MWNN

Sri Lanka better declare at the tea break. Already have more than enough runs on the board.

IMO the Indian team should have given Mitchell Marsh a guard of honour last game to mark his last ever Test match

There are people in this thread right now, who believe MMarsh isn't going to keep his spot in the ODI side, and be at least considered for Test selection within 18 months

>>74598956
haha thank you australian bookmaker facebook page

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L A D S
A
D
S

>>74598942
They're just waiting for Chindmal's century

If Australia select Pukeson Poord next game it is ogre

>>74598972
Obvs they should play Hazlewood and three spinners

>>74598977
depends on the pitch

Pattinson or the Cum could be useful

>>74598986
>Pattinson
no

> or the Cum
He can be the allrounder and bat @ 6

then pick 3 spinners

>select Mitch Marsh for his batting and only bowl him for two overs
>select Stoinis for his replacement because "he's a better bowler then Henriques"

Renshaw
Khawaja
Smith
S Marsh
HandSCUM
Cummins
Wade+
Maxwell
SOK
Lyon
Hazlewood

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>>74599012
>Maxwell over Agar

>>74599012
>Maxwell gets in the test side
>Below Wade

>>74599021
>thatsthejoke.jpg

How come no one is calling for Shane Cuckner's head?

Everyone bullies the Koala for being shithouse in Asia. Cuckner is objectively worse. He has scored 1(ONE) century outside of Australia and South Africa in his entire career.

Because Warner has the skill to make 20 runs in India unlike the bushman

>>74599029

Because ACB's have never seen him play on a non-Channel 9 mandated road

>>74598824
>at maccas
literally zero self awareness

>>74599047
you can say the same about Khawaja

>>74599029
casuals and 'muh natural game'

test cricket is so fucking elite

my life would be meaningless without it

Stoinis has a Big Rig

>Glenn Maxwell has been named Kings XI Punjab captain for the tenth season of the IPL, which starts on April 5. The Australian allrounder takes over the role from M Vijay, who was appointed captain midway through the last season.

>Maxwell has never captained in the 338 matches he has played across formats and has been picked for the role ahead of Eoin Morgan, who led England to the World T20 final in 2016, and Darren Sammy, who captained West Indies to two T20 World Cup titles.

the test team needs more rig-based selections

>>74599029
home 2011-2017 33 59 4 3257 253 59.21 3869 84.18 14 9

away 2012-2017 27 52 0 1863 145 35.82 2678 69.56 3 13

SL getting expossed

>>74599107

what a bizarre decision

Morgan is the best captain in world cricket prove me wrong

>>74599118
35.82 isn't too horrible

Hope based Stoinis makes his debut soon

>>74599067
it's meaningless anyway lad

1. Chris Gayle
2. Alastair Cook
3. Kumar Sangakkara
4. Brian Lara
5. Shivnarine Chanderpaul
6. Asad Shafiq
7. Mark Boucher (wk)
8. Kapil Dev
9. Daniel Vettori
10. Courtney Walsh
11. Muttiah Muralidaran

#elite

>>74599184
No one can prove me wrong?

>>74599281
Yeah like this

Is this the single most cowardly refusal to declare in the history of test cricket?

>>74599310
Why isn't Joe Burns in the side?

>>74599310
It's not woeful but it includes his elite scores in South Africa. I suppose the question is why we're happy to go 'horses for courses' with Khawaja due to his terrible record in Asia, but it's not even a question for Warner whose performances in Asia are equally as bad.

>>74599437
>>74599428
Yeah talking about Eoin Morgan though

>>74599665
Then learn to (you)

>>74599677
Want to prove me wrong on Morgan?

>tfw my dad used to support half the teams as a kid and his brothers still talk about it

>>74599691
Shakib is the greatest captain, based on how he really should have lost this match he's drawing against SL

>>74599281

need at least 5 whites to make quota i'm afraid

>>74600000

I you cannot tell that Bangladesh will survive to a draw you are an absolute plebian

>>74599953
Nah i reckon Morgan is better

Morgan is actually elite and Ireland would be a test playing nation by now if he hadn't run off.

starc is ded lads

>>74599212

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCe--DUFYY

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>>74600510
based saxon

>>74600458
Since RC manage to best Lloyd despite his crippling knee injury, was he the reincarnation of Bradman?

>>74599281
>Gayle
>no Sehwag
pretty casual lad

>>74600889
Desperately wanting to be Shane Warne, both as a player and as a womaniser

Straffo's relationship with Warne is key to the future progression of the narrative

Why are ENGLAND the best lads?

>>74598730
keep us updated

>>74598814
my new favourite reaction image Tbh

>HURR SUBCONTINENT PITCHES ARE SHIT IT'S A MINEFIELD
>Bangladesh bats to Day 5
Absolutely disgraceful Aus cucket bogans.

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>>74601285
>subcontinent team plays well in the subcontinent

>>74601302
I don't think you heard me. BANGLADESH.
>Pulled out due to security concerns
Bullshit. Just didn't want to get embarrassed.

>>74601334
Reminder Bangladesh aren't as shit as they used to be and defeated England a few months ago
Reminder England only went because the entire fucking Bangladesh army was going to show up
Reminder English players were given the option to not play
Reminder Australia also skipped out on the U 19s World Cup, which was played on flat decks and provides invaluable experience to players
Reminder Australia just beat India on the worst pitch put out in the 21st century and comfortably outplayed India for 2.75 days in the next game
Reminder Australia voluntarily went to Sri Lanka after skipping Bangladesh, despite Bangladesh being the far weaker side
Reminder kys

>>74601367
kys yourself mate

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Holly or Ellyse lads?

>>74601334
>playing against minnows
it's a no-win situation, either you thrash them and everyone whinges about stat-padding or you slip up and everyone laughs

CA made the right decision to use excuses there

>>74601632
I like horses so Holly.

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#elite

remember how jeff thomson almost never got injured? what the fuck went wrong lads

>>74601803
>Kapil Dev never missed a Test because of injury or fitness reasons in a career that spanned 131 Tests spread over 16 years.

I think its because they're playing too much cricket?

>>74601860
Nah, they actually play less cricket these days believe it or not.

Border had a similar record, I'm fairly sure he went for over 100 back to back tests.

I know an Australian guy came out with a book a few months back that claimed that fast bowlers were breaking down more regularly since the change to the front foot no ball rule from the back foot rule meant that they were carrying too much force through their front legs, so that could be a factor. Guys like Pattinson, Cummins, Bond and the like seem to get a lot of back problems too though, and I don't know how that's linked. All I know for certain is that players are playing less cricket and getting injured more.

>>74601803
>bowled well over 160
>only major injury was from a collision
Maybe slinging is something that needs to be looked at more. Then again Malinga and Tait are always breaking down, so who knows.

>>74601913
>Border had a similar record, I'm fairly sure he went for over 100 back to back tests.
153, the most for any player

>>74601995
>>74601913
But border was a batsman

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>>74602031
39 wickets mate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Riot_of_1879

How do you pronounce dunedin lads?

dundin
dundun
dindin
dindin

which ????

working at the election tomorrow lads

>>74602290
dindun* is the last one

>>74602290
donny din

>>74602290
done 'ead in

>>74602350
hmm who's donny?

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>mattposting on normiebook

>>74602396
done ee dun?

>>74602618
as in head you fucking streetshitter

>>74602290
/ˈduːnɛdaJn/

>>74602765
Dont be rude Abdul, let your sister fuck your dad today , she can fuck you tomorrow.

official /cric/ autrozealand namefag/pseudocelebrities power rankings:
>1. RealityChrist
>2. Matt
>3. Statsgod
>4. Zerogoose
>5. Matt
>6. Straffo
>9001. Saxon

>>74602857
Where's Daniel Saeed?

>>74602872
shit he was supposed to be in between Goose and matt, i'm sorry virat

>>74602886
it's alright nawaz , dont be hard on yourself

>>74602908
inshallah brother, may allah burn your stupid elephant god you kuffar scum

>>74602290
Done Eden

The "Australian" likes to reddit post simply because it is learned behavior. Simply put the "Australian", who posts his zingers on reddit, takes an introspective look at himself and sees the shambles of his life. This depressive view therefore, in the "Australian" mind, connects and views the act of posting on reddit as a self destructive act. The "Australian" simply projects himself upon their own posts and pushes his deep sadness onto others.

Reddit in and of itself has no meaning, but carries the embarrassment of the poster, hence being something to be ashamed of.

/hoc/

Light rain at the griget

Looks cloudy and shit

>>74606240
>>>/stuff.co.nz/

All right all right all right

Did we beat the Taliban or what's the story

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>too dark
>slightly damp

Why even bother playing cricket here

FUCK

lads

Based Boland is on a shipping container on the way to India. He is bringing his heavy ball with him. It is too heavy for a commercial airliner.

Commentary KINO today lads. Absolute pleasure to be listening to Kepler et al.

pootham

Execute latham

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Reeeeee

Absolute sitter

>>74602857
>goose not the eternal GOAT

So are we expecting a result or nah?

W
A
G
N
E
R

What a bunch of bullshit

Why are these cunts so shit at reviews

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>poo peeland in charge of reviews

what stream lads

How many fucking chances lol

The absolute city of New Zealand.

Watling having a bad game in the field

Even in the first innings

>>74598814
Did the devil made him to do it?

>>74601266
I MADE THAT IMAGE. FINALLY I HAVE ACHIEVED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE

>tfw 26
>get red rooster interview
>asks if I'm red rooster material
>caught off Gard and come up with some BS
>Didn't get the job
>EVERYONE my age is doing great with their wife's, homes, and careers
>can't even get a fast-food gig because not "red rooster material"
>26
>tfw when i get a job my co workers are going to be like 18
>no friends
>Days go by like a haze
>forget entire years
>HKV
>feeling hopeless
>drained, extremely apathetic, car almost hit me I didn't even get scared
>memory has gone to complete shit
>can't even talk right to people,I can't even adjust my voice right when i try to talk to people

>>74610223
Good, you're better off not at red pooster. They serve disgusting food.

>Williamson's reviews
Every fucking time.

Mason Crane, the Hampshire legspinner, has become the first overseas cricketer to play for New South Wales in more than 30 years after being handed his debut against South Australia.

There was some thought that damp weather in Sydney would hamper his chances of being named in the XI, but on Tuesday morning he was handed his NSW cap by former Australia legspinner Stuart MacGill, who Crane has worked closely with during his stint playing grade cricket for Gordon where he caught the eye of NSW selectors.

At the end of a rain-affected first day, Crane had his first Shield wicket. Despite only bowling five overs, he had Tom Cooper caught trying to clear the infield as South Australia stuttered to 5 for 169.

His spell in Australia had been arranged through the ECB's overseas placement scheme with help from Hampshire team-mate Will Smith, a previous Gordon player, and 20-year-old Crane is the first overseas player for NSW since Imran Khan in 1984-85.

"Australian State teams don't pick overseas players lightly, especially New South Wales, as their record shows," Peter Such, the ECB's leading spin-bowling coach, said. "So to force his way in through weight of wickets, and also the impression he has made in their practice sessions, is a tribute both to his ability and the hard work he has put in.

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>>74610866

Did Boult stretch Lathams bumhole at lunch?

who has the best gimmick in /cric/?

>>74611036
probably newsman
>doesn't overdo it
>solidgimmick
>consistent in message

I'd then say the statscunt samefagger, B3K, subhuman man (ivan), RC, starc allrounder man, gatecuck

>>74611303
>probably newsman
literally who?

>>74611303
t. poosman

>>74611410
The problem with most gimmick posters these days is that they go too hard too early and their gimmick suffers backlash from the wider poomunity. At this point, they have 2 options, to modify their gimmicks slightly or give up.

People then see these modifications and react to them further, inevitably causing it to fail. Prozziebro is the prime example of this, as soon as his story started to change, people caught on and it was all over.

This is why newsman is towards the top of the gimmick tree. The gimmick is centred around singular posts without replying, removing themselves from the conversation ie doesn't try and insert himself as a poosanality. The poosanality market is ALWAYS full. Gimmick posters must stay clear of it using other methods of being noticed and furthering their gimmicks.

When you ask for best, Quality > quantity

>>74611816
t. poosman

>>74611816
Lad that Prozziebro meme was one of the best of all last year

Bowl Santa already ffs

>>74612080
And it is now dead because he pushed it too hard. He needed to be doing weekly or bi-weekly updates to his narrative instead of every night. He got greedy which ultimately destroyed his gimmick.

The best gimmicks are sporadic and continuous. B3K is a prime example of this

Pootham Ltd

Pootham & Co. LLC

Jeez, quick to review that one.

dilmar

Off the back of one first class match in six years, speedster Pat Cummins has been named as Mitch Starc's replacement in the Australian squad for the third Test in India.

Starc was forced to head home after the second Test loss with stress fractures in his foot, and Cummins has won the nod ahead of the likes of James Pattinson and Chadd Sayers.

Cummins has played one Test — a man-of-the-match performance as an 18-year-old in South Africa back in 2011 — and 28 ODIs for Australia, his young career held back by persistent injury.

He took eight wickets in his Sheffield Shield comeback against South Australia last week, a return impressive enough to earn him a flight to India.

"It's unfortunate to lose Mitch out of the squad in India. In selecting Pat, we were looking for a strike bowling replacement option," selector Trevor Hohns said.

"Pat has impressed in his return to cricket this summer with consistent performances in his ODI, twenty20 international and Big Bash matches.
"He has also had a very good Sheffield Shield return for New South Wales, after six years off, where he made a notable Shield best 4-57 in the first innings, before bettering those figures in the second innings with 4-47 in his man-of-the-match performance."

Hohns's comments suggest Cummins is a good chance of earning selection for the third Test in Ranchi on Thursday.

Feeling focused and cerebral today lads

>>74610223
Based fucking goosey

Red rooster don't deserve you mate

>>74611303
Subhuman posting went from shit to being one of the best gimmicks of the year in the space of a week. Ivan LITERALLY bullied him out of /cric/ with it.

>>74613728
The turning point for me was when Walkie posted that time stamp

>>74610223
> also 26 here
> still looking for work with little hope that's left
> feel disconnected from society, just can't stand most people
> no ambitions, no interest in studying anything
> depressed when think that it will only be shitty jobs for the rest of my life
> keep being rejected from every single job
> get anxiety over that I probalby wont fit in in the workplace anyway which isn't very motivating when searching for work
> also broke

I'm just scared of the future, never thought it would turn out this bad, plus the older I get the harder it gets. It feels like the days where I actually enjoyed things weren't that long ago but it has been 5 years. 5 years I will never get back.

Nowadays its like I'm just on autopilot, just drifting through life with no goals or anything, I just do things to pass the time, watching cricket, playing CS, 4chan.

I am a successful, focused and driven 24 year old man. I have a full time job that pays well, I know literally everything about cricket and am elite at cycling and long distance running. I am handsome and I am muscular.

No gf though

I am a successful, focused and driven 23 year old man. I have a full time government job that pays well, I know literally everything about cricket and am elite at fast bowling and muay thai kickboxing. I am handsome and I am muscular.

No gf with big tits though

the Low End Theory

>>74613757
>playing CS
KEK

>>74613835
Uh
This is a fly love song

nz is shit! SHIT!

>>>/r9k/35438202

If Trent's crotch is injured I volunteer to massage it. I'll make him feel a lot better,

>>74614001
statsvomit

>>74613878
I don't think he was proud of it anon.

wew

game's on

>>74614001
Based statsy. Hows the bf lad?

>>74613757

Literally me

>>74614332
S T A T S G O D
A
I
N
T

M
A
R
K

shareably.net/tips-to-pick-the-perfect-watermelon/

Have you seen Johnny manziels gf

Wew

>>74610223
Join the army

>>74614382
Yeah, nothing special.

She's also dumb enough to think he has a chance of making a comeback.

Fuck Bangla are shit on day 5. Doesn't matter where or who they play.

>>74614496

She looks like she is dumb
Just has that look about her

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How do we get him to watch cricket?

>>74614580

He's not allowed here

Reeeeee

Ruined /nfl/ for me, they think I'm him lel

>>>/r9k/35439110

kek


KEK

K E K

>>74614646
it's going to be a draw lad

Pappardelle bolognese for dinner simmering away lads.

Got the fire on low with a glass of pinot

>>74614622
how does a kiwi get into handegg?

>>74614657
Slow and steady wins the race

Poo poo

>>74614689
slow and steady means that SA finishes their second innings tomorrow, leaving NZ barely enough time to chase
casual

>>74614686

I was just slightly interested, started watching, chose a team and got real into it

I think JFFM actually flew over to the states just to watch the Ravens lose lol

>>74614714
I assumed he was a yank living in NZ

>>74614743

Fuck, he could be

Was never interested enough to ask

>>74614752
what team do you follow? I quite liked watching the super bowl so I may follow a bit next season

GODDEM

>>74614777

Started watching the San Diego chargers like 9-10 years ago, but they're now in LA and they're a bit shit

Games are real long, with too many commercials and way more stops than rugby, but I enjoy it quite a bit

>>74614802
>9-10 years ago
How are the grand kids lad?

*rubs ball on crotch*

>>74614868

I am 24

Just need gf

no way nz can win here either SA win or it'll be a draw for rain

>>74613757
literally me, except for the anxiety part

>>74614911
Guppy could have done it

Morgo you online mate?

*scratches arse*
*sniffs finger*
evening lads

>>74615131
based /nrl/

Started smelling like shit in here

>>74615186
*sticks finger in your mouth*

> England Sa or Nz score and update thread ?

There are only two teams in cricket worth discussing
India and team playing against India

>>74610223
>>74613757
>>74614962
>same situation, but older
JDIMSA

Going to post some karaoke shortly.

>>74615659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zuXimkdR1V

>>74615718
not bad la

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>>74615718
>"take it like a man"
dat casual misogyny

http://vocaroo.com/i/s093K95GYg2J

>>74614890
How about you kill you self for watching the worst sport ever invented

>>74615718
Good
>>74615834
Good

Tip for the WA election result mate?

>>74616060

Libs in a "close" one.

>>74616060
Labor in a landslide. Everyone is fed up with Barnett.

>>74615718
>>74615834
can almost hear the basement echo

I'm 31 tomorrow, and I've been NEET ever since the day after my 18th birthday

Government is kicking me off my autismbux in a few months and making me have to look and apply for work

How they expect me to do that I have no idea

>"So anon, what have you been doing for past 13 years?"
>"Nothing"
>"We'll be in touch"

My only option is self-employment and I have literally no idea how to go about it

>>74616402
I will be 50 in June.

How exciting, fulfilling is my life?

2000 on a Saturday night and I am sitting on the couch in a darkened room wearing a t-shirt and boots, posting on 4chan and my 15 year old dog sleeping (snoring) under the table.

About as good as it ever gets.

Microwave just chimed, time for pizza and some Fanta.

>>74616402
24 never worked. Got my autism bux taken away a month ago. Honestly don't know what to do.

>>74616557
My uncle could get you a job as a scaffolder on the GC :)

>>74616566

I am honestly desperate enough to believe you aren't memeing my BSK friend

>>74610223

you have to get on austudy and go to uni my man, you only have to do 3 units a semester, 12 hours a week

>>74616585
How do I into this?

>>74616585
Based prozzielad

>>74616600

go to your nearest uni on Monday and see if you can get into a course, worst case they will put you in a 12 month tafe diploma that gives you credit for a year of uni. I think once you get an acceptance letter you can just apply for austudy. 3 units would actually only be 9 contact hours but the tafe course might be 4-5 days a week, tafe is usually pretty fun and easy though

>>74616630

I don't have to pay up front?? They will let me sort out my tardbux first so I get the discount?

Any recommendations for what to study?

>>74616668
>I don't have to pay up front?
As long as you're an Australian citizen it will just be HECS'd, which you will never have to repay until you are earning $55k/year

>Any recommendations for what to study?
Easiest subjects I ever did were arts stuff. Namely history, sociology etc

>>74616231
KEK could you be any safer with that tip? Desperately trying to improve your rep mate?

What are your thoughts on the Labor Party's imminent election victory and Western Australia's imminent bankruptcy, GateNEET?

>>74615001
Yeah mate ama

>>74616720
How's the missus

>>74616680
fugg forgot to mention I don't have my HSC. Gotta get my yr12 before I can into Uni. Would a diploma count as equivalent to HSC? I know I qualify as having my (equivalent) yr 10 because I did some bullshit cert III IT course a few years ago.

>>74616729
I'm single and ready to mingle ;)

>>74616688
>le safe tip xD xD
I was asked what my opinion was and I gave it.

>>74616772

yeah if you can get into and pass the diploma hsc wont matter

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craving for a cheese sandwich lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkP6tI5tpNU

>>74616712
I eagerly await the next election after Grylls is lobotmised so the liberals can bring a proper economic portfolio to the table.

I am absolutely livid over the populist vote grabbing shit Labor pulled, particularly their promise to cancel a highway extension that's been planned for decades, is already contracted and where the land has already been cleared and construction started. They're also going to sell naming rights to the new Perth Stadium which is fucking stupid.

The WA liberal party is a joke that was carried by Barnett

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Seething Saxon on pooicide watch lads

>>74620348
I doubt saxon votes lib

>>74620348
there was that time under howard when every state government was labor

>>74620439

yep, state Labor to give you jobs and federal Liberals to keep foreigners from taking them.

>>74620549
hmm

How do I become NEET and get autismbux?

>>74624332
In your case the welfare state exists in the form of the military

First test probably rained out

LRPL out of second test

Boult in doubt

JUST

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If this is what a true blue Aussie looks like then what does a true blue New Zealander look like?

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>>74627424

>accidentally pulled a fat girl while paraletic drunk
>saw her again because I felt bad
>she's now obsessed with me, thinks we are in a relationship
>drunk texting me and trying to ring me telling me shes horny
>the idea of spending time with her physically repulses me
least i'm not daniel

>>74618558

>Recall that Western Australia’s share of the GST for this financial year is a mere 38c in the dollar. And if the recommendation of the Commonwealth Grants Commission is accepted by Joe Hockey, Western Australia’s share next year will be under 30c.


>To add insult to injury, tiny Tasmania will receive more in absolute terms than Western Australia next financial year — $2.236bn if the grants commission’s recommendation is implemented. Note that Tasmania’s population is one-fifth of Western Australia’s.

>If all that is not bad enough, the ACT also receives a relativity greater than one. Yes, the ACT, with its army of highly paid public servants and tiny land mass, is subsidised by the donor states, particularly Western Australia. This must surely stick in the craw of many West Australians.

I'd love to hear your thoughts

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74628308
hard to argue with this

DJ SNAKE

ON THE FLOOR

>>74628007

Thanks anon. I feel much better about being a 22 year old virgin now

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>>74610223
>drained, extremely apathetic, car almost hit me I didn't even get scared

These are hilarious, more please

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>>74627424
New Zealanders here in Australia always look like they're about to go hiking.

>>74610223
also forgot to add that you phonepost on 4chan

hello friends

>>74620439
My guess is that turnbull will lose at the next election. Really, it doesn't matter who is PM, but the libs will lose. Shorten will get the lower house, but the upper will be so fractured that not much will happen anyway.

States will start to swing back to liberal, and shorten will get kicked out if he hasn't already retired as PM by that point with the libs winning back the reps.

>>74631981
thanks, Laurie Oakes

>>74632051
cheers m8. free money is betting on a shorten victory now

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lanklets, wwtl?

>>74628244
It's a joke and Turnbull saying they'd only introduce a GST floor in if Barnett was elected is worse

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/wa-election-2017/labor-vows-to-sell-perth-stadium-perth-arena-names-to-fix-wa-budget-20170308-guu0vo.html

#elite

>sell public assets to compensate for low gst share
>Comm grants commission: "well it looks like your alright then, so we won't change the GST formula and you'll have to sell off a few more things"

Has anyone in /cric/ ever sued anybody?
>tfw an old lady totaled my car and it was 100% her fault

>>74635234
why would you sue her?

don't you both have insurance?

>>74635234
I once went to court after I kicked one of my mates in the balls and his parents pressed charges

Won the case though

>>74635012
Yeah sure let's just forget about the 7(SEVEN) decades that NSW & Vic taxpayers subsidised your basketcase of a "state" for

>>74635256
Because she almost killed me and muh back has hurt ever since

>>74636128
Your insurance/rego doesn't cover injuries to people over there?

>>74636162
>babby doesn't understand American freedumbs

>>74636162
Her insurance pays for my car rental but in order to get more insurancebux I have to claim she injured me and I need an injury lawyer for that

David Cuckners stupidity never ceases to amaze me

http://www.espncricinfo.com/india-v-australia-2016-17/content/story/1086496.html?CMP=chrome

>is a professional cricketer
>doesnt know the rules of cricket
every time

Bullying the juve wog again ama

>>74637068
Good I hate him
Fucking frogposting customer

>>74637177
He's a very easy target. More flags are joining in now too.

DJ SNAKE

ON THE FLOOR

>match rained out
when will they finally install roofs at cricket grounds?

Feels good having an elite cricket mind contained within a sexy and muscular body

Can any of you lads start new threads? I'm getting an IP range ban

>>74637670
there's a new thread on /r9k/

>>74635099


We should pool funds for The Straffo Colosseum

>draw match
*yawn*

I'm jacked to the tits lads

>>74638134
post'em

>>74638148
Sorry I wasn't speaking literally

>>74638134
Based walkie

I pretend to know everything g about cricket but the difference between good and bad spin bowling continues to confuse me. Mark Craig and Shane Warne look like the same shit to me, ama

>>74638307
kk detected

>>74638328
I cannot take "spin" """""""bowlers""""""" seriously. They are the twinks of cricketers and all require immediate lobotomisation.

I will go as far as to say that you can only be classified as a bowler if you bowl 135kp/h

>>74638361
RIP Poo Peeland

>>74638361
How come every spinner doesn't get walloped for six each ball then?

>>74638382
Neeshit pushes 140 fairly regularly

>>74638391
And he's fucking garbage

>>74638399
Yes, that's what i was implying by calling him neeshit
Pace alone "literally" means nothing unless we're talking Brett Lee at the waca levels

>>74638391
>>74638412
Daniel

Why does krazyrapist hate non-Australia cricket?

The Juve wog just got bullied again

lads how to get a qt chinese international student gf? :(

>>74638633
>chinese
>qt
is this satire?

>>74638640
granted i do consider all human beings with cunts qt at this point

lmao why does straffo have life insurance?

>>74638640
have you ever seen a chink on your farm Saxon?

>>74638651
nice try, but i went to school in one of the biggest chinese ghettos in this country and have interacted with them fuckloads more than you have

I have no issue with them whatsoever culturally or behaviourally but I find them no more attractive than chimpanzee's

>>74638657
>'s
kys saxshit

Reminder NO ONE here knows more about race relations than Saxon

>>74638657
>waaah why isn't everybody like me
SAX
H
I
T

>>74638777
P A J E E T
O
O

>>74638782
ebin post my friend I see you browse /int/ and /b/ too!

>>74638790
t. reddit

>>74638794
t. SIDF

Saxon's getting btfo again lads

Sore glutes right now lads. The bf really gave it to me tonight.

>>74638843
Based statisticsqueer

>>74638843

On my knees praying to StatsJESUS right now

>>74638843
haha based statslord hows the bf

am i doing it right?

>>74638843
STATSBRO WONT YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>74638843
kek

Based statsy

Afghanistan 233/8
v Ireland 103/3 (8.2/20 ov, target 234)

>>74638913
Autism

such a shit meme

>>74638913
Based Ireland lads

>>74638936
>letting Afghanistan score 233
Yeah so "based"

>Daniel hey
Hey yourself cunt

afghanistan is gonna win this

>>74638946
Afghanistan beat the West Indies in the last T20 world cup mate, they're by far the best associate T20 side and better than several of the test nations.
Ireland are a first class focused side

>Ireland require another 75 runs with 5 wickets and 36 balls remaining
One exciting match lads

who the fuck is Lorcan Tucker

>>74639078
Is he related to Carlson Tucker?

>>74639091
I don't know, I haven't heard of either of them

Agar in for Marsh, Cummins in for Starc #bookit

Going to boycott Coopers for daring to have an opinion lads

>friend invites me over for drinks
>his gf is there
>friend passes out
>gf throws herself at me

EVERY FUCKING TIME

Why are girls awful people?
Why is it that every intimate encounter I've ever had, it's been her coming on to me yet every time I've tried to pick up a bitch, I've failed?
Is "just be yourself" actual for real wisdom?

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>>74639095

Tipping an Irish victory

really dislike Rashid Khan

>>74639141
You're a retarded cunt you know

>>74639157
it will be a "close" one

Ireland looking elite lads