/hoc/ owns /cric/ edition
I hereby disavow any reckless hawksposting
>>74593173
but the one on the left is a hockey player?
Ball = /hoc/
Bowler = /sp/
Batter = /cric/
Bin = Finland
>>74593223
>You can't take that shit with you when you die.
some ""people"" will never understand that
>>74593227
>it's not okay to use coupons
what do you mean by this
>>74593269
people like you don't buy anything unless there's a coupon involved
>It's another episode of retarded tripfags shit up the thread
MODS
>Lightning PP
My economics teacher in high school used to tell us that the people in this country who are millionaires are the same people who spend most of their time clipping coupons.
>>74593308
what's wrong with that
what's wrong with going to Superstore and buying stuff on "no tax" day
watch this next goal, pic related
you heard it here first lads
>>74593329
despite the popular adage, you don't "make money by spending money"
that is, unless you already have millions to invest into stuff like land
it's good to save up money
>>74593328
>>74593328
>>74593328
>>74593328
>>74593328
refute this, yuou literally cant
>>74593355
protip, save money on food by going to timeshare and condo open houses and eating the free sandwiches
>Namestikov ded
Fuck
GREAT. ANOTHER INJURY.
PUT IT ON MY FUCKING TAB.
>>74593359
is "white genocide" a meme too?
>>74593408
i save money by going to costco and eating free samples and leaving with 50+ lindt balls (they're $1 each but free)
>Namestnikov
Just put him in IR for the rest of the year and be done with it. The mans made of glass.
>muh overpopulation
Didn't think this board could be more retarded on other subjects than it is on hockey.
>>74593449
I had a friend who worked there as a sample girl, they're not allowed to tell you no so you could literally eat every single sample. You'd be an ass, but they won't stop you.
>>74593449
>lindt balls
You must be the size of a house.
>costco customer
This is not surprising.
>falling for doomsday merchants' tricks
how blue pilled can you be?
>>74593408
when I was in college there was a twitter account my school had that announced wherever on campus was having free food for events and stuff. it was awesome
>>74593477
>customer
costco business card owner*
>>74593471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myojKnGuGCI
>Sustr SCAR
Literally how?
>>74593477
She constantly posts about fast food and deals on food, if she's not at least blue whale tier I'd be surprised
just give us that last wild card spot
So what are we hoping for boys? A top 3 draft pick and pray to God Kronwall retires???
>>74593503
MAD?
>>74593541
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>74593516
>stop eating food
>>74593558
>taking your trip off to reply
fat fuck
>>74593268
>>You can't take that shit with you when you die.
That's such a dumb thing to say. Unless your a childless loner, then there are plenty of reasons to want to leave something of value behind.
>>74593584
I love talking about food here. It's comfy. If you don't like it, Reddit is that way.
why are trumpcucks so easily triggered?
>>74593516
Nah, she /fit/ now
>muh skwaats
>>74593594
>4chan
>having kids
>>74593594
Unless you're working a minimum wage job, you can have a life insurance policy AND spend your money on things you like. Its possible in the year of our lord 2017.
>>74593359
>can't get into biology 101
Simple as can be. If an animal has no predators, their population will grow at an exponential rate.
Anyone who claims otherwise is a fucking twat.
>MIN TO WIN
>TyJo ded
That's it
>>74593362
>>74593362
>some anon already made a thread
all habs fans head this way
Activate protocol 1986
Who /finishingupmidterms/ here?
Where we going for spring break?
Florida here
>>74593610
>>74593640
>putting faith in the system to "have your back"
"""They""" love to steal your money.
>>74593173
someone explain this meme
>>74593278
>shots
That's the problem. That stat doesn't say a damn thing about the quality of the shots. Good defensive teams push the play to the outside and give there goalie relatively easy saves to make.
>>74593321
All those teams you posted are great at playing defense. You literally know nothing about hockey.
I'm not saying the goalie doesn't have to be good, but he doesn't and most of the time isn't the most important player on the team.
The last goalie to meme his team into the fiinal was JS Giguère, and we all know exactly how that happened. Padqvist had nothing on him.
>>74593681
Did we broke him?
>>74593699
>he thinks cartoons are funny
>>74593697
No, you're just financially irresponsible.
>>74593244
is that worth a lot of points
>>74593173
lol thats me
>all these blooters getting destroyed
>ending tampas playoff hopes
ty wild
>>74593736
you're fat and ugly :(
>>74593726
I can't take that seriously coming from the country responsible for a global recession because "muh housin market!"
What are some /hoc/ approved Kino's?
How's kippers feel that Filip Forsberg is better than Bo Horvat
>>74593760
better than
>20 years
>no cup
bolts are gonna fucking lose this aren't they
god dammit
>>74593769
bridge to terabithia
>>74593760
> canada talking shit about finance
The hubris of this post
>tfw morning class cancelled so I can enjoy watching the Sens spank the Sparkledogs without having to worry about feeling like shit tomorrow morning
>>74593788
why would a retired finnish goalie have any opinion on a swedish forward?
>>74593825
>not being NEET
When will the Wild bring out Dumb and Dumba?
>>74593804
shit book, shit movie
>>74593769
wrong cops
les visiteurs
reds
the great beauty
chinatown
>>74593830
shut up bitch, you know it makes you insane knowing filip is hotter and better than bo sewer rat
>>74593760
got heem
>>74593449
>is "white genocide" a meme too?
White genocide is "cis-scum" levels of meme.
>>74593452
>not mowing off the bottom 5% of the world so you can have more
True blue wew.
>>74593878
>samefagging this hard
for fucks sake lass
Guess who's back in the lineup
>>74593922
who is this cute girl?
(seriously, if you put his face on a girl it wouldn't look out of place)
>playing Condon when Andy is currently in #beastmode
>>74593934
Is that a challenge?
>>74593934
Don't test him, he's a Preds fan he'll do it.
>>74593965
I'm not a good photoshopper, but he has a pretty feminine face.
>>74594019
You think I am
>>74594008
I'm the nucleus behind every shitty ms paint belonging to the Preds
goldobin 15 minutes please
goddamn matthew tkachuk is good
how is carolina gonna blow this one lads?
>>74594292
>caring this much
aho
A H O
H
O
CALDER NOW
>>74594270
Puljujarvi is better
>>74594307
en francais, s'il vous plais
>>74594311
>>74594317
>>74594307
It's a hongcouverite, they have nothing better to do than get their shit stomped by the Oilers and be obsessed with American franchise relocation.
>>74594319
tkachuk is better in the nhl than pulujarvi is in the ahl
>>74594370
>get their shit stomped by the Oilers
>projecting this hard
juolevi is the best of 2016 draft
Here's my two favorite swisses as girls
>mfw Aho gets Finns buying tickets and single-handedly saves the franchise
>RAGS
>DiDomenico in charge of staying out of the penalty box
Welcome to the NHL kid.
>>74594415
that's not what projecting means
>>74594439
BASED
>>74594439
>>74594461
C
A H O
L
D
E
R
>>74594439
Aho out of fucking nowhere
Man Parise is a dirty cunt.
>>74594498
>Aho out of fucking nowhere
Are you in a brothel?
>the >rags had 6 (six [VI]) powerplays and sill lost
>>74594516
There's no point to you, lass.
devils doing their best to make colorado look like a good team
the rangers are fucking finished
we just lost to a team well below .500 and gave up 4 (four) goals to them, despite them being 20th in the league for goals per game.
its done. how did this happen? we were unstoppable 1 month ago.
was it the injuries? was it Lundy pulling a hammy? was it AV?
all i know is
its over.
http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/gaelic-games/lee-chin-surprised-by-levels-of-drinking-and-fighting-in-nhl-1.3003990
“It was after we played a game on a Sunday, and there was a lunch with the alumni team on the Monday. I was invited, with Erik Gudbransonm, and one of his team mates beside him. I had a glass a water. Erik was injured, but I asked his team mate if he was playing tomorrow and he said ‘’yeah, what’s the big deal?’
“And managers and coaches and everyone sitting around. And I was thinking I wouldn’t do this sitting in front of Davy. I wouldn’t do it if I was at home on my own, never mind in front of Davy. But they just believe in it.
“And they have this thing called a ‘change up’, when a player is not on form, not scoring. The manager will call a ‘change up’, and basically that player has to go out and ruin himself for the night, then come back the next day, with the attitude of you just don’t care.
“So they send him out, drink 20 pints, go off with a couple of women, whatever he wants. And come back the next day. That’s the way they live. It’s the culture, what they believe in, letting off steam like that. I don’t know if they look at the science behind it.”
Why aren't you a hockey player?
>>74594710
literally happens to every team throughout the season
>>74594712
Also, what's with Irishmen being called "Lee Chin"?
Sounds Chinese.
Are Irish women YELLOWED?
what went wrong, hoc?
Should I ask my crush to go to a hockey game
Wew these refs trying to bring the Wild back into the game.
>>74594788
Does she like hockey? If she does go for it. Otherwise try something else.
>>74594712
>The Wexford hurler spent a week training with the Vancouver Canucks last month, one of the top teams in the professional NHL,
>the Vancouver Canucks
>one of the top teams in the professional NHL
o i am laffin
>tfw at the bar watching the game
>2 tables over is a group in inbred trumptards rambling on about things they now nothing about
holy fuck just kill me. cant wait until they leave gonna be great. these people are a fucking cancer infecting EVERYTHING
>>74594788
yes and then hope there's fights because that makes girls horny
>>74594710
You got meme'd on by the soon-to-be-Calder winner, it happens.
>>74594862
Tampa down to 8 forwards now.
>Paquette ded
It's like that, isn't it?
>>74594836
That's the only true part of the article.
Hell, even people who DON'T watch hockey knows the Canucks is one of the premiere teams of the league.
Don't insult the Canucks.
>>74594862
>tfw the dumbest people in society also tend to be the loudest
>>74594893
>literally hurt himself
LMAO
>>74594893
How Suter didn't get a penalty for knocking his stick out of his hands is nuts.
>Goldobin is sick
>Hansen is played 1st line with Thornton and Pavelski
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
>Lightning PP
>>74594913
it fucking sucks dude. and now im lumped in with these retarded mouthbreathers for the next 4 years.
well, more like year and half since hell be impeached but fucking still
>pushing the goalie in to score
lol mild
>>74594865
Does it really
Did the Canucks win the World Cup of Stan Lee Rugby?
What is this shit?
>>74594988
>giving up a shorty to an old man
>>74595043
>Pushing the goalie in to score
>stick clearly pushing against Vasy
If there is any justice it will be waved off
>>74595043
What part of >Lightning PP are you not understanding?
>>74595018
>>74595054
>not scoring any way you can
@74595076
not an argument cuck
CGY for the cup when?
>>74594913
the liberals do like to scream a lot.
i wonder how they'd feel about true oppression or fascism lmfao
>>74595099
>this desperate for conflict
They say people with smaller dicks have a habit of overcompensating with an angry personality
>>74595018
Knowing how dumb you Americucks are, it's going to be 8 years.
>>74595099
>>74594862
>Pedosota scores
>Gets a PP after the goal
wut
>>74594862
as that other guy said, dumb people are loud
dont worry dude, weve gotten through harder stuff. drumpf will be a cakewalk, hes an impotent cheeto colored oompa loompa
fuck him
>>74595162
high stick for 4 minutes
score to negate first 2
i hope Ho Sang drops 4 goals on us
based empty net time
kuch is in playoff eliminator mode
>>74595211
Makes sense then.
>>74595108
Triggered snowflake spotted lmfao
>>74595209
silver lining is that even his supporters are turning on him. even on /pol/ people realize they messed up
>>74595288
i'm not a liberal though, lol good try though
>>74595288
>>74595108
its so funny how trumptards are so easily triggered! back to your safe space little one!
>>74595311
>trumptards
what makes you think that?
>>74595288
This Jew is so fucking disgusting.
>Canes go on a win-streak and meme their way to the playoffs.
>Leafs miss because Matthews chokes away the last game with an own goal
>Oilers make the cup again, but Canes beat them again
>McDavid gets a career ending injury
>Oilers go on another 10+ year playoff drought
>Oilfags go on suicide watch
>Meanwhile Quebec dosent get their team due to the Cane's success and because Bettman purchases the Yotes himself
>Spics in Houston get the 32nd team, because "muh geography".
>Quebecfags at last resort try to force the Isles to move but Bettman again blocks the move and has them go to Atlanta again
mfw
>so much butthurt
>>74595307
>hurrrr liberals are dum xD
Time to wake up, you got bigger problems than liberals faggot
>>74595353
Nice $650 million aid package faggot. Sure helping Canada there.
love how trumpkiddies always hide behind numbers
to bad youre all losing support as people are waking up
>>74595353
yeah, we've got those problems they created
>racial tensions skyrocketing
>mentally ill faggots are now being considered normal
>borders should be optional
w e w
>>74595380
Predators time
>wsh/sjs
finally, a good game
>>74595380
>Losing support
He's there for four years like it or not you tranny fuck
>>74595465
>responding that angrily to bait
*blocks your path*
"Yo wyte boi!"
"I heard you voted for a racist!"
What do?
Thank you based Pageau.
I was literally just about to meme arrow losing to the fucking yotes.
which rink has the best ads? and why is the the Barclays Center with that truck?
>>74595492
Your gender studies degree didn't teach you how to respond to a post?
>>74595506
>liberals taking the useless degrees like gender studies
>still more wealthy on average than trumpcucks
Kek
It's funny how passionately muricans take politics considering that none of them have even basic understanding of it. Jews really knew what they were doing with the two party system.
you want upvotes that bad, kid? yeah, youre definitely reddit. go back
>>74595288
>lmfao
Kill yourself.
>>74595490
fuck off shlomo
>>74595527
I was mocking the retard I was replying to you fucking retard
>>74595534
"Ayyy wytey, dat ain't no way to speak 'bout ma momma! You want your ass beat?"
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that 4chan has many different boards, all with different subjects! Right now youre posting in /sp/, and on the /hoc/ general!
This thread is for hockey. If you are looking for a different sport, peruse the catalog and I am sure you will find the sport you are looking for! If it is an entirely different subject, check the index! Theres bound to be a board to post things about politics!
Good luck on your journey along the information superhighway!
>>74595556
>Jews
>Fighting
>Chinese
>not weak af
also JT wrecks again
>>74595580
i can't tell if this b8 is reddit or not
>>74595580
Nah I'll post whatever I want, suck my nuts!
>>74595585
He's black, so he's stronger and quicker than any wyte boi.
>>74593710
It's a young Connor McDavid
its pretty funny how its always trumpkins that derail threads with inspid political talk. cant expect much from dummies i guess
>struggling this much against the Sparkledogs
>>74595542
You're right, that wasn't fair, I didn't even look at his post. You both should kill yourselves regardless.
>>74595406
Beat them kongs
>>74595612
to diluted
also is this the quickest a player has become a meme?
>>74595624
>>74595640
Literally yes.
If you're watching the Canucks broadcast, they did like a 5 minute section on him.
Hell, fucking SportsCentre talked about him as well, and it wasn't even about his fucking number 66.
I don't recall another black player getting this much meme coverage.
>>74595656
he's a kike of course they're hyping him up as much as they did eichel
>>74595643
At least I don't use gay-ass retard indicator acronyms like "lmfao".
>>74595673
>mad
>at lmfao
lmfao compensating for something huh bud
>>74595656
I liked the Isles kikebook page so the day before his debut my news feed was spammed with Ho-Sang propaganda acting like he was the second Wayne Gretzky or some shit, it was annoying
>4-0
Eat shit, french fuckers
>>74595697
>using kikebook
are you a middle aged woman?
>Here's your Pizza that'll be $19.97 plus a first round pick
How do you respond?
>losing to the fucking puppies
What is this team doing?
>Crapalanche are worse relative to the best team in the league than 14-15 Buffalel who were actively tanking for mcmeme
>>74595707
Here's a tip: don't be a fucking bust
>>74595703
>thinking my gender is binary
fuck off shitlord
>>74595692
>cringing at the kind of retards who probably had a special room in school to keep them safe from themselves
>anger
Sure bud.
>>74595707
sure you can have a first round pick
if we win the cup lmao
>your team
>would you trade your first round pick for Jesse Puljujarvi
>Wings
>no
>>74595739
that wasn't funny, and you still use that kikebook
>>74595729
1ST OFF ...HAHAHAHAHA!!! CANUCKS OFFICIALLY SUCK BALLS..SO LET'S GET INTO IT. THE CANUCKS ARE THE NEW SHIT HOLE OF THE NHL. THE SEDINS ARE AILING OLD MEN CLOSER TO RETIREMENT THAN A PLAYOFF SPOT..LOL. AND BO HORVAT IS THE HOPE OF THE FUTURE. VIRTANEN-BACK TO THE MINORS. YOU NEVER EVEN HEAR COLE CASSELLS NAME ANYMORE. WHAT HAPPENED TO SHANKARUK ?? 0 PROSPECTS IN DEVELOPMENT I MEAN DO YOU REALLY THINK BROCK BOESNER IS GONNA A BE YOUR SAVIOR ?? LOL THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MISSED 10 YEARS OF PLAYOFFS AND IN THAT TI ME THE VANCOUVER CAN-NOTS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO EVEN WIN 1 CUP. IF YOUR A CANUCKS FAN ..THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE A CUP..YOU SUCK..ALL OF YOU!!!
>>74595746
Puljujarvi is shit but he'd probably still be taken 1st overall in this draft
>>74595746
>Flames
>no
>Schiefele has the same amount of pts in the last 82 GP as McMeme (90)
>>74595770
>1-0
You know you've won this, riight?
>h4bs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74595799
Well, yeah. The schedule reads Vancouver, so it's a given.
Nice upside down Ho-Sang dubs.
whose the the bigger bust? trump or puljujarvi?
>>74595746
>Sens
>Yes
>>74595840
Pulju because only retards had expectations for Trump.
>the caps score the first goal
>>74595864
>tfw over half your country is clinically retarded
feels bad man, gonna move up there desu
>hasb
>''w-w-w-we're not Price babbies! I s-swear!''
>>74595891
p-pls no...
JUMBO
U
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B
O
>>74595891
>>74595905
>canada will be the NA version of sweden
kek will be fun to watch
>>74595925
First line looking GOOD
>the frogtreal hasbeens
>>74595940
wasn't particularly sold on the hansen trade desu
boy am i ever now
>>74593173
Hello. I'm a /cric/ personality and as embassor I come here to ask this poomunity to stop using this pic.
Thank you for the attention.
>>74593244
>batter
kys
>Goldobin is out
>Hansen has 1 point and is on pace for 82 points in a full season
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WE LOST AGAIN!
>they're a bubble team - sometimes they're good, sometimes they're bad
>caps vs sharks
the ultimate reddit game
>>74595881
iirc the last 2 games >we won were after giving up the first goal
dw lad it'll be reet
The Wild are still the best team in the NHL and are going to win the cup where they might only have one series that goes to 6+ games
Literally the only argument anybody has about Minnesota resorts to "member in 2014?"-tier shit and has absolutely no basis with this roster or season; people are just mega casual shiteaters and aren't elite hockey minds.
*runs out of thread*
(ง ˙o˙)ว
BO "FUCKS YOUR MOM (CUZ SHE'S A HO)" HORVAT
POINT
>>74596019
fag
>a goal scorer's goal
no shit sweet tautology
>>74596001
nashville predators
>>74596008
>reddit game
It can't be reddit game if the blackhawks aren't playing
>>74595840
Pulju is still like the fourth best 18y old this season. He'll come good.
Sick assist by Tavares.
>unassisted
lame
did the ref just say "he fucking held him" lmao
>he fuckin held him
>>74596028
>not (CUZ SHE'S A HOR)VAT
dropped
Is Ho-Sang only on the team because of affirmative action after Okposo left?
>>74596018
Thank you based brit bong
>>74596085
next time
>>74596089
Disgusting
>>74596019
>runs out of thread
fucking pussy
>Shutout by fucking analslime
Can't make this shit up.
>Kongs
at the ground lads
explosions everywhere
>>74596115
blaming you when this goes to ot
Yawwwwnnncroak
>>74596019
What are these keyboard memes called?
I always loved them
>>74596102
You're disgusting
calle jarnkrok is so good dude. gonna suck when he gets picked by las vegas
>tfw you filter kippers trip
Kesler just raped Toes
>come to /hoc/
>trumpettes already shitting it up with political """"""""discussion:""""""""""
every fucking time
>>74596149
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>>74596191
you mean the libs that started it?
How the fuck has Jordin Tootoo played over 700 games?
>>74596167
Poile will trade something to protected him
what a great play by JAYson megna
no wonder you get 20 minutes a night
fantastic assist
Beauvillier is pretty good
>>74596167
Didn't deadtroit give him up for basically nothing?
>>74595994
>Literally the worst GM in history
>>74596167
this
>>74596220
you don't sign a guy for 6 years if you don't plan on keeping him
They'll probably protect Forsberg, Johansen, Arvidsson, Jarnkrok, Neal, Ellis, Josi, and Subban then of course rinne
pls don't die melkman
A Canadian team will NEVER EVER win another cup
>>74596269
They will protect Ekholm with one of the slots. For Jarnkrok they'll make a deal with Vegas. Like offer picks or a prospect to be safe.
>>74596147
Are you preds at least beating LA?
>>74596217
binge drinking gives you special powers
>blackcawks shut out by Bernier
my fucking sides
>>74596276
this image just needs a propagandhi poster on it and it would be perfect
KING KARL
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>>74596320
>muh shots on goal
BlackHawks are LITERALLY bustass. seriously lmao right now.
Damn, woulda been nice if DiDomenico got that one.
>>74596335
Based karl
>>74596320
>>74596345
gonna laugh so hard when based smashville bounces them first round
>>74596359
See ya in round two preds
Calgary winning the west, lads. SCF will be Caps/Pens vs Flames.
Can anyone stop Karlsson from winning the Norris?
Can anyone stop Boucher from winning the Jack Adams?
Can anyone stop Stone from winning the cell key?
Can anyone stop the snes from winning da cup?
canucks = cucks
prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
>>74595523
Post-electoral analysis showed that Trump-voters were weathier on average than Hillary-voters.
>>74595618
It's pretty funny how you say that when this particular derail started when this >>74594862 little snowflake decided to blog about his triggering
>>74596320
he was, dare I say it, elite last game against the Preds. Especially in the SO. I think he's at least better than a handful of goalies who are the #1 for their teams right now, so he's probably trying to make a case for himself.
Tim Hortons is garbage
>>74596345
The shots just make it worse cause it was fucking BERNIER
L
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A
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>>74596415
I don't anyone will disagree with you
>>74596411
he's shit man, he barely had to stop 20 shots against the perds, tonight he was good
Kucherov has been on a tear holy shit
>>74596415
actually looking forward to trying a tím hortons desu
Am I too late for
>rags
?
>0-4
>stone injured
season over blow it up
>>74596391
Filter them, the CTR or whatever group has taken over the mods on this site so only right wingers get banned then they think because this shithole site is compromised that somehow opinion has changed when it's just that more people are leaving this shithole
>>74596442
McDonalds has way better coffee
>>74596467
You don't just leave 4chan
Stecher's so fucking shit he scored in his own net.
It was a good 10 games while it lasted.
So the fuck back to college you bum.
>>74596478
Protip
>a few years ago McDonald's bought the coffee company that Tim Horton's used to use
That's why Tim's is shit now and McDonald's is baller
>>74596432
yzerman gave up and kucherov said fuck that i'll drag this team to the playoffs
>>74596442
its literally trash tier. their doughnuts have also slowly gone to shit.
NELSON
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>>74596493
Well I only come back here to shitpost on /hoc/ every week or whenever I'm not banned, otherwise I can't stand to browse this site. Fucking reddit being all up in this thread is one reason why.
>>74596478
British people don't drink coffee
>Habs
1st wildcard is literally a pass to the ECF
Just give Karlsson the fucking Norris
>>74596540
this is true but i like the way it smells (-:
reddit cuck sport
HE DOES IT AGAIN
GET FUCKED SPARKLEDOGS
Bestern conference
Leastern """"""""conference"""""""""
Karlsson!!!
Fuck yeah.
>>74596563
Says the guy who watches big sweaty black men chase a ball
K I N G
A
R
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>>74596520
>not liking sour cream glazed timbits
>>74596563
Handegg thread the other way lad
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
AND ON A PP FINALLY
>>74596554
Yeah not even close bud, Burns is taking it
>mfw he scored while I was typing this
>>74596580
Dunkin Donuts munchkins are better
>>74596578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9DX_VMXdI
iginLA
wtf is it with ignila fuck that guy
>>74596588
>>74593173
>pavelski goal
>>74596596
apparently it wasn't burns, it was pavelski
oh and it wasn't a ppg
Say it with me now
NORRIS
O
R
R
I
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>tfw the Ducks knock out the Flames and the Oilers knock out the Sharks
>>74596637
Fast Food Coffee
McDonald's > Starbucks > Wawa > QuickCheck > 7-11 > Tim Hortons > Piss > Dunkin Donuts > Shit > Wendy's > Burger King > Taco Bell
>Hamilton and Stone both get injured
>50% of our top 4 D out
JUST
>>74596593
Fuck you preds you had 1 job
>>74596637
Thank you oilels
>>74596580
>not strawberry sour creme glaze
>>74596627
BURNS
U
R
N
S
>Karlsson 6 points back of Burns
If Karlsson catches up there's no longer an argument for giving Burns the Norris.
>>74596627
>He lost last year cause the NHL voters are fags that pity gave one to Doughty
What a fucking joke
>>74596685
>preds
am watching craps/shorks la
>>74596671
>Get hot just in time to have another series with Anaheim
See you on the golf course Flames.
>>74596693
burns more points = burns wins in a landslide
equal points = burns wins by a slightly smaller landslide
>>74596690
>karlsson almost caught up in points
>karlsson much better defensively than Burns this year
There is no argument for Burns this year. He will still win because he a gud ole canadian boy
>>74596743
>Burns: +23
>Karlsson: +7
Hmm...
nino "knee jousting" niederreiter
i hope he and his whole family dies desu
>>74596743
>karlsson much better defensively than Burns this year
wat
Is Thornton elite?
>>74596700
Wierd kongs just also scaared a PP goal
>at least you arent a filthy kongs fan
>>74596724
I Wanna have a game 7 series with the flim flams in anahiem tho
>>74596685
iginla always scores against the predators i dont know what it is about him and the predators.
>>74596775
Need a cup to be elite. Hope he gets one.
>>74596741
Burns will win for he same reason Karlsson should've won last year. Doughty winning was a fucking joke, led by retards like Dreger.
>>74596775
yes
easily a hof career and not including him on the 100 list was a fucking joke
>>74596791
>cups=individual skill
wew, ovi is a shitter obv
>>74596788
Hes a closet furry
>>74596791
so ovie isn't elite either then? works for me
>>74596759
>Burns has the better meme stat that is not based on individual play.
Justin Schultz also has a better plus/minus than Karlsson.
>>74596796
Except burns is going to score 30 goals this year you stupid fuck. What Karlsson did last year was impressive but scoring 30+ as a defenseman is way more impressive.
>Kippers thinks +/- is a legitimate stat
Why am I not surprised?
>>74596775
>mcdonalds true stories
>>74596839
Will Burns record 66 assists and lead the league in that category?
>>74596864
why is he more heartbroken over a 1st round loss than losing the Cup?
when he lost the Cup he had no feelings
it's like he expected it
pk subban is injured again.
>>74596877
>it was 3-0
>>74596888
FUK
>>74596839
66 assists is more impressive than 30 goals. 66 assists is very impressive even for an elite playmaking centre like Backstrom, McDavid or Crosby. Mike Green scored 31 like five years ago or so.
>>74596868
30 goals as a dman >>> leading the league in assists as a dman
>>74596853
Why are you so obsessed with her?
>>74596899
>Mike Green
did he meme himself out of existence?
>>74596888
he's back now apparently
>>74596901
that snesfag is just bootyblasted because the chink pointed out karlsshit sucks in +/-
>>74596901
Because I won't know true peace until she posts her bum.
>>74596877
>why is he more shocked by blowing a 3 game lead than getting btfo from the start
you tell me, dumbfuck
>>74596909
based
>>74596900
You're retarded if you believe that.
>>74596741
Nope
>>74596931
great argument faggot
goals have far more value than assists, believing otherwise shows youre a filthy casual
>>74596774
Karlsson leads the league in blocked shots.
this fucking game
shorks/craps scf? yes
>>74596821
coilers was just shit
BC boi schultz is actually very good
too bad he's Jewish
>>74596947
Cap it and cry when Burns wins in the manner described
Defensemen who have led the league in assists
>Orr
>Karlsson
Defensemen with 30 goals in a season
>Fucking Mike Green
Watch out Mike Green hockey legend. Move the fuck over Gretzky
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
AND THIS ONE REALLY WAS A PPG
>>74596958
Yes please
>>74596951
A defenseman scored 30 goals eight years ago. The last time a defenseman lead the league assists was 43 (fourth-three) years ago when Bobby Orr did it. Burns has been incredible but it's objectively correct that Karlsson was more impressive last year than Burns is this year. Now if Burns manages to scores 40 goals, then we will talk.
>san jose scored 2 pp in one game
What alternate universe are we living in?
>>74597004
TECHNICALLY only 1 pp
but yeah wtf pp is actually looking good for once
>karlsson and burns fanboys are arguing about who's the bigger meme
Someone break it to them that they're both leading the NHL by far in turnovers and are dictionary definition of meme defenders
another pointorello for burns
>tfw ull never marry kippoos
>>74597044
Fucking gross
>>74597037
Didn't stop ''but he was due!'' Doughty from winning it last year :^)
>>74597037
>he voted for doughty
if that guy got kicked out of a Jets team meeting for wearing a hoodie, then what do they have to wear? fucking full morning dress
vancouver home fans are fucking awesome for singing that Journey song btw
>>74597037
>thinking turnovers are meaningful when it's not even equal to the number of takeaways
might as well cite hits
>>74597004
Bernier got a shutout tonight. Its oppsite day.
>>74597057
kek notice how now that Doughty has his Norris there is literally zero talk of him winning it this year. Fucking called it. Literally a lifetime achievement award.
>>74597079
>Journey
sup reddit
>>74597059
>>74597057
>thinking I like doughty either
the trophies are a fucking joke at this point, the selke trophy is 100% determined by who wins the most faceoffs, the norris is just rocket richards for dmen, and hart is whoever is the best player on the most popular team
>>74597088
they came back in the last game because of it, not that the points matter anymore
>>74597087
>media gives doughty the most first place votes two years ago despite missing playoffs
>claim karlsson doesn't deserve to win last year because they missed the playoffs
There is one factor in Norris voting now
GOOD
OLE
CANADIAN
BOY
>>74597100
THUMBS UP
>>74597082
They're both in the top 50 for takeaways but karlsson and burns are 1 and 2 for giveaways, they fucking suck on defense and create chances for the opponent to score, fuck off memedefenders
>>74597087
>>74597100
His agents literally bullied the media, said they wouldn't give out leaks if people didn't vote for him
>>74597116
I heard that as well, didn't know if it was true but it wouldn't surprise me desu
>>74597116
i'd give him a leak if you know what i mean
So why are the Sens seemingly so good so far this year? Guy Boucher factor?
le stecher bust man
>>74597184
they aren't good, just average
>>74596131
>>74597150
>>74597116
I'd give him a leek if you know what i mean
Toy Stretcher
I love this team =(
>>74597201
WHY
>ISLELS
>letting hongcouver tie it with 19.3 SECONDS LEFT
LMFAO
>Erik Karlsson for Chet Pickard
Good job Preds. Coulda had Weber, Karlsson and Josi
>>74597216
Isles always let in goals with less than a minute
ISLES DO IT
SSSSSSCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate this team =(
>le 1 point
either win it or don't
don't fucking ruin other picks
>>74597259
thought you wrote a haiku tbqh
>just teasing chinkpooper
lmao based isles
>>74597265
ww-w-w-wacist
How are the Maple Leafs still a team?
>>74597226
>anal leekage
Its weird that you had that image ready to post and even weirder that i actually liked it
>>74597197
>Kongs
>>74597265
>le 1 point game
either win it or do not
do not ruin picks
/cric/
>Craig Smith
every time
>>74597282
2nded go perds
>>74597295
fiala scored a goal fuck yeah. if only this stupid team knew how to use him.
Are the predators the goodguys of /hoc/?
>yfw the islandurs play the canes three times and devols twice
Can a schedule be any easier?
Sharks PP is... good?????
ANOTHER POWERPLAY GOAL
WHAT IS GOING ON
>2 pp goals
>cant block shot by sliding on the ice
All those ideas for the gm meetings are hot garbage
selectomundo
>>74597286
5-7-5 but you get a pass for pulling it off
>>74597438
islanders
>>74597438
Switch blues with kings and you're good
>>74597438
>bruins
>implying they won't fall apart
when is the nhl going back to 1 point for tie and 2 for a win. This stupid meme point is hella gay.
>>74597476
tie point is meme though
eugh
GABBOS COMING
>>74597517
CAPS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>74597465
Excited to slip in just in time to get dad dicked by the Wild's depth
Big party in /rug/ in 30 mins lads and you're all invited.
Except for finland
>>74597476
east
canadiens - 76
senators - 76
bruins - 70
leafs - 60
lightning - 62
panthers - 58
sabres - 54
red wings - 50
capitals - 88
rangers - 86
blue jackets - 84
penguins - 82
islanders - 64
flyers - 62
hurricanes - 54
devils - 50
west
wild - 84
blackhawks - 84
preds - 64
blues - 66
jets - 62
stars - 54
avalance - 38
sharks - 78
flames - 74
ducks - 70
oilers - 70
kings - 62
canucks - 56
coyotes - 48
standings would be a little different if they got rid of the free point
only two teams changed positions
>>74597554
No Bulju?
>>74597554
great post, will be there
Caps in peak playoff form
anime vs mexicans, who wins?
>>74597553
I'll take kings experience over wild's depth in any 7 game series
>>74597591
anime everytime
We need more anime preds desu
Haha poor Hansen
Good win though bois
>>74596385
YEET
I just realized that Tenessee is probably the best sports state right now
vols football - meme
preds - meme
grizzlies - duh
titans - getting good, also a meme
lost my bet because a nigger can't score breakthrough into an empty net
no one is allowed to mock laine for scoring empty net goals since it seems to be so fucking hard
>>74597341
>>74597635
Tennesssee is an ELITE state, if we just traded west tennessee for north carolina we'd be the best region in the world
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>74597650
this is bizarro world shit
preds are better now than they were last year and they knocked out the ducks, who are subsequently worse
holtby would beat columbus, boston won't qualify for the playoffs
I'm guessing preds / caps and it'l be fucking glorious
>>74597661
they still have no fans
>>74597652
Tennessee is a cancerous Drumpf supporting redneck shithole
>>74597622
So uh what happened 2 nights ago? Im just giving ya shit. God job predsbro.
T. Ducksbro
>>74597668
with the best sports teams at the moment, I agree
>>74597668
ctr please go
>we lost to the sharts
Good. I don't want the ducking presidents trophy
comfy victory to send me off to bed
night night /hoc/
did thornton pass his giveaway puck to that make a wish kid sam tageson
>>74597662
Irs never what you expect.
>Rinne didn't choke in the last minute again
neat
>worst OT team vs best OT
What could possibly go wrong?
>>74597679
Goodnight Britbro
>>74597669
>>74597650
Ducksbros here . You really believe the Ducks can make it that far with declining superstars , shit goal tending and no offensive power ?
I feel like this season is a wash
>letting the Avs beat you
what the fuck?
schneider is shit, glad we got rid of him
>getting the extra man on the ice, winning the faceoff only for the guy getting the shot off to be duthtin brown
>>74597709
>shoots facing backwards
gay 3on3 fuck thisshit
>>74597668
Yeah that makes it awesome though, plus as the other guy is saying our teams are the most fun to watch, sure we're not the best but we have the best traditions and they're the most fun to watch
>>74597669
It was a calculated loss, they clearly just don't want to play mild and blackcocks in the playoffs, we'd rather take our chances at a free series win agaisnt the oilers
I used to sleep with a Islanders flag above my bed, like for years
then I realized if anybody ever saw it I'd be immediately cast as a huge faggot
pic related
>>74597707
>a back up playing out of his mind
>gibson is one of best goalies in nhl
>still a few years left on superstars
>younguns like rik rak coming up
If theyre going to do it its gonna be this year other wise hello rebuild.
>prods beating the kongs in 3 on 3
I fucking hate west coast games. Work in 5 hours. GG sanjose
>>74597729
Forgpt vermette coming back as well
someone needs to get fired for this shit
Really rooting for the canucks these days desu.
all these missed tripping calls
fuck the refkings
>>74597768
why? So they can miss out on a top 3 pick again?
>subban chimping out
>too many men on the ice
Lazy apes dont know how to count
>>74597732
Preds don't beat anyone 3 on 3, new to hockey?
>>74597782
I like them
well good for iggy
>>74597787
they beat vancouver
>trashville calling the bench the box multiple times
They deserved that loss to be desu
Are the flames elite bros
iginla again jesus christ. i hope the predators miss the playoffs so thi scoaching staff and maybe poile can get fired.
finnish goaltending
>>74597797
that was 3 on 4
>>74597797
>they beat vancouver
Low bar, and so is beating Buffalo.
They're what in overtime? Like 2/9 or something.
>>74597776
>refs are letting em go on both sides
>have to call obvious too many men penulty
>hurr refkings
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
IG IN LA
get fucked crybabbies
>>74597787
that's because 3on3 is a fucking G.A.Y.
>yfw the drying husk of iginla wins the game for the kongs
>>74597768
fucking heartbreaker tonight
Fuck the refs
>>74597818
He always scores against the Preds, probably the most of any player. Datsyuk might be close.
>>74597812
I think they have 4 OT wins since 3 on 3 started (Hurricanes and Yotes last year, Canucks and Sabres this year). Can't remember another one and the wins are so rare I think I would.
>lose game
>close /hoc/ tab
Every time.
Bye
>>74597815
blatant trips twice against the preds, but call the guy when he's like 6 or 7 feet away from the bench when switching shifts. You can't be lenient on something buts strict on others, you wouldn't understand because your team is chummy sucking bettman's dick
either way you're a faggot trip
>Canucks are only 7th last in the league
w-we're not gonna make it, bros...
>>74597839
I don't care about this shit. This game was refs, let's say that's unquestionable for the sake of discussion, how about the last 3? This run has looked the same every single game, pretty even and arguably in Nashville's favor then they lose it.
>>74597839
>blatant trips twice against the preds
>faggot trip
i couldn't agree with you more. don't mention brown getting tripped or doughty getting mauled by subban or carter getting mauled by subban. stay mad with your faggot crybaby shit looking for tickytack calls in OT what did you just start watching hockey yesterday?
>>74597869
They lost it on a powerplay in overtime, they could have been on the powerplay on overtime and hell could have won it before if Forsberg wasn't tripped on his breakaway. It's just dumb is all I'm saying, was it dumb they had 4 on the ice sure, but we can't forget 2 calls that were blatantly ignored right before it
>>74597869
Overall it's on Lavy to me, not just this last stretch but since he became the coach emotionally they are very fragile. If a couple of good things happen they're on top of the world and they can do anything but a couple of bad things and they are just memeing and hoping for a whistle.
>>74597828
Apparently Datsyk was a good guess
>Datsyuk - 74pts in 67 games
>Iginla - 69pts in 68 games
>Lidstrom - 59pts in 79 games
>Thornton - 59pts in 49 games
>>74597888
>mauled
you mean a scrum that happens every minute in every game?
my problem wasn't the fact that they didn't get called, my problem was the obvious lopsided in favor of the kings
>>74597928
Lavy has taken the predators higher than they have ever before, and utilizes players so unexpected players can become near stars ex. Arvidsson and Jarnkrok
NEW THREAD
>>74598002
>>74598002
>>74598001
>obvious lopsided in favor of the kings
How fucking delusional must fans be to believe that referees give a shit about who wins and will make calls to influence the game's outcome? It's alarming how common this is in sports fandom.
>rags
>>74593173
why is she pusing his chest like that? does she intend on making him lose consciousness?