Manlets in sport

>>74592883
They already have their own sports:

soccer
weightlifting
boxing

>>74592883
Lanklets are abysmal at sports bar swimming and basket

>>74593106
>manlets

when will you learn

>>74593298
when a non-manlet is, at the very least, the greatest of his generation

odell beckham jr is 5'11 tops

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>>74592883
>tfw 5'6"
why are they such bullies senpai

>>74593106
Dumb manlet.

>>74592883
Tallfags are the worst fags. Short people have a lower center of gravity and have better balance and coordination. Perhaps there should be an inferior league for awkward tallfags

>not being EXACTLY 6 feet

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>>74594417

>>74594468
How are you coping with the inevitable degeneration of your knees and other joints?

>>74594352
thats pretty much what i imagine china apehoop league being
just mutantly tall asians that cant function as human beings properly, which is why has-beens from the nba go over there and become goat

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>>74592883
literally manlet: the """sport"""

>>74594505
By having sex with attractive women who don't laugh at me.

>>74594500

5'10 195 is like perfect for a running back what the fuck? They're supposed to be smaller and explosive. That guy that just broke the record at the combine is 5'10 1/2

>>74594505
By getting pussy. How are you coping with not getting pussy?

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>>74594505
How are you coping with being a manlet lmao
*pats you on the head*

>>74594525
>hmm sport based having are low centre of gravity has small people driving instead 6' 7" giants who can sit in the car

who would have thought

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Will they ever learn bros?

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>>74594596

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>tfw 6'4"
>tfw will never have a beautiful amazon gf taller than me

being tall sucks

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>>74593298
>>74594468
>>74594525
>>74594596
>>74594826
>>74594348
t. triggered unathletic lanky cucks who have basketball and swimming to enjoy

>>74594525
>tfw they're still all taller than me

>>74592883
>Messi
>Isiah Thomas
>Altuve
>Russell Wilson
>All of the Patriots receivers

Sounds like you're mad that you're tall and still shit at sports

only americans care about height, fuking nigger culture. can't wait to go back to europe.

>best sport is full of people below 6'ft
>usa doesn;t consider these good enough to fuck their wifes

Really gets the brain juices flowing

>>74594569
Drugs and the Internet

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>>74595258
Threads like this are made by fat ugly tallfags who irrationally think they "deserve" athletic ability and beautiful women because of their height. So they lash out at handsome, athletic short men who get with pretty girls

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>>74592883
The sport that your entire country lives and breathes is dominated by 5'7 scrawny twink.

More importantly, why the fuck are you guys picking on manlets ITT? I'm not super tall but I'm taller than average, 6'1, and I NEVER pick on manlets. Manlets already have it hard as fuck, we're supposed to be their bros. Women are supposed to be the ones who bring each other down to make themselves feel better, not men. My best bro is a severe manlet and I always try to have his back if somebody tries picking on him for his height. They literally cannot help being short, its predetermined by their fucking genes at birth. It's not like making fun of a chick for being fat since she can change that if she wants to, manlets can't do anything about their height.

>>74595404
FABRIZIO MICCOLI

>>74595102
I play rugby and tennis.

6'4 230 lbs of stud here ama

>>74595748
Lol ur fat

>>74595748
Lol no manlet

>>74595964
>>74595934

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i-is height determined with shoes on or off?

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>>74596128
Off

5'5.5" 122 master race sono Italiano AMA

I'm 6'5 but securely wish I was a manlet

>>74595736
>admitting you play hand soccer and a girls sport

>>74597017
t. Fat lard that sees walking up the stairs as heavy excercise

>>74594352
Manlets actually believe this

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>>74592883
I bet Darren Sproles gets more pussy faggot.

>>74594525
>the miniature favela of felipebaby

Manlets are important the same as having a big black guy on your team, manlets are usually faster than lanklets as well

>>74594556

joke is that the guy in picture was something like 4 foot tall.

>>74600386
>manlets are usually faster than lanklets as well

lol

>all these butthurt manlets ITT

>>74600484
usain bolt.jpg

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6'2 vs 5'10

id unironically top myself if i was a manlet. im pretty ugly but get laid just because bitches love tall guys. probably would be a virgin right now if i was a manlet. only thing i ever get complimented about though

>>74592883

Tell that to Messi.

The most competitive sport in the world is dominate by a manlet since 2008.

>>74600552
but ronaldo is 6'1 and better

>>74600556
t. United customer

Nobody genuinely believes that

>>74600532

t. Peter Crouch

>>74600564
ill just wait for messi to win a cup without being carried by barca...

oh wait

>>74600552
Messi is also autistic and thinks in 4d so that gives him an advantage over others.
Not a fair comparison.

>>74600571
Yeah being their top scorer in every competition, scoring in CL finals. Totally carried

>>74600532
>sex with British "women"
no thanks

>>74600589
its even easier to bang american women. as soon as they hear a british accent they drop their knickers in the middle of the street for us. only problem is over 50 percent of your women are morbidly obese

A 6ft+ XI would beat a manlet XI

----------------Neuer
Walker - Bonucci - Boateng - Alaba
-----------Busquets - Pogba
-----Bale-----------------TSUUUUUU
-----------Lewa - Suarez

>tfw 180 cm
Literally the most uninteresting height, not short but not tall either
At least I'm a 6/10 with a big penor

>>74600606
>finding a good keeper/centre backs 5'9 and under

would be like 10-0. could just pick a bunch of 6'4 thugs and keep it in the air the whole game

>>74600606
Ratman is taller than i thought

>>74600606

Walker is 5'10''
Suarez and Alaba are 5'11''

>>74594554
enjoy your back and knee problems
enjoy your 20% increased risk of cancer for every 10cm of height
enjoy your increased risk of heart failure
enjoy your reduced life expectancy
enjoy pissing off everyone behind you at the movies or in class
enjoy your literally (LITERALLY (L I T E R A L L Y)) no gains
enjoy paying more for clothes
enjoy never getting an effay fit
enjoy bashing your head into door frames built for normal people
enjoy intimidating 100% of women at or below 5'7"
enjoy being the giant skeleton everyone sees approaching
enjoy having a fucked up facial structure due to excess human growth hormone
enjoy having either poorly proptioned legs or torso length
enjoy being an unsightly, awkward, lanky giraffe

>>74600618
Says 6ft on their wikipage, manlet

Post your 5'8 and below XI and see how you compare.

The fact is football is a tall man sport with a few manlets sprinkled in

>>74600623
all this stuff sucks, but its worth it. 99 percent of manlets will never know the feeling of being respected by other men and desired by women.

>>74600627

Those have been changed very recently then. Walker used to be listed as 1.78m, and that's what he is on FIFA 17.

Alaba is listed as 1.80m, so you got that wrong as well.

>>74600638
or just be successful at life instead of having to defer to your how high your neck is off the ground. Like mate, just get a job in a good profession and you'll be respected by everyone, you've made it in life, fucking curtains

>>74600638
dont forget intimidating to other men. my manlet friend somehow got a gf (for about 2 months) and dudes just kept coming over and hitting on her when they were together cos he was short

>>74600666
I believe you anon

>>74594525
>Verstappen
Finally ending the "All nethers are tall" meme.

>>74594556
>half inch