/NRL/ GENERAL - FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Hoppa is out for a month with a double facial fracture

Who /letsgone/ here?

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>tfw re-watching the 2015 grand final and pretend like I have no idea what happens

>tfw week 1 of uni and done nothing cause no assignments until week 7

its been like an extra vacation week lads

fuck im lazy now

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Are Josh Reynolds eyes too close together?

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>>74594002

>>74594111
Is Josh Reynolds balding?

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>>74594173

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>And here we go... golden point extra time the Cowboys will kick off from right to le.....
>,,,,and he's dropped it

>>74594250
is it 3 games in a row NQLD have won in field goals?

>>74594327
They won the last game from a try

>>74593956
what are you 'studying' lad?

>>74595017
'law'

>>74592472
This is a gamethread and NOT a general, literally kill yourself.

>>74595127
Rude lad. Anti-social behaviour.

>>74595360
probably a doggies fan 2bh

>>74595127
Why would somebody kill themselves over something so trivial? It's a simple mistake that you can get right the next time

>>74595442
kys

>>74595598
Why? I love my life

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>>74595648
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/push-for-all-victorian-pedestrian-crossings-to-have-equal-number-of-male-female-signals/news-story/dab2639286e8b5c5a21904a16804b31b

>Equality
>This is where tax money gets spent

You know women have it good when they have enough time to change the gender of fucking traffic lights.

>>74596330
little girls shouldnt have to grow up thinking only men can become traffic lights

fuck i hate post modern society

>>74596330
Just another day in Melbourne

>>74596361
Has Melbourne always been super "progressive"?

by te looks of the conditions in this u20s game I'd say the storm v warriors game tonight will be pure garbage

>>74596669
do the u20s have most of the international first grade squads???

>>74596692
i'm saying the weather does not looks good

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>>74596706
my bad

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NRL btfo by the kennel AGAIN

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>>74596817
STOP SCORING TRIES AGAINST US IT'S UNFAIR REEEEE

>>74596817
Sounds like those faggots in basketball who think you should get half points from a bank shot lmao

Going to the game with my girlfriend tonight lads. Feels good.

>>74596856
its such a shit go my family were from the belmore area otherwise id get to support a club that wasnt fucked in the head

>>74596908
Based Sean

Send us a pic where you're there

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>>74596920
2bh glad I grew up and live in Townsville where we got the cowboys

>mfw we win tonight

>>74596952
>tfw ancestor moved from bush to sydney for work
>wouldve been a roosters supporter if they didnt have to move out west for their family
>instead stuck with memedogs

at least the mutiny is impending and we're gonna drain the swamp of the board of directors and make the bulldogs mortimers again

>>74596925
I will lad.

>tfw spent $4,000 on a laptop

>>74597221
>tfw spent 2k on a ASUS in 2013 and still goes hard

you're a cucksumer lad

>tfw had sex with a fresh out of high school 17 year old girl
her asshole was so clean

>spent 2k on a laptop
>thinks he isn't a cucksumer
KEK

>>74597414
>500 a year for net/uni/movies tv shows/skype/porn

sure is not cucksumer in this household

>>74597343
my first gf when I was 18 was a 16 year old girl, she had the freshest pussy

I seriously ate her out when she was on her rags this one time we were in the bath together

couldnt believe she had only slept with 5 guys

Sold some shit laptop to some fucking idiot for $4k today lads

>>74597296
Worth it for the XPS 15. 4K screen, 4GB NVIDIA GeForce 1050, 32GB ram, 1TB PCIE SSD.

>>74597466
based walkie

>>74597501
I work out back lad. Don't serve customers.

Walkcunt Ltd.

>>74597511
The boss must be jealous of your handsome and muscular physique lad, so he stuck you out back

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>tfw 20 year old NEET virgin with torn ligaments in my left knee

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>>74597680

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>first gf
>at 18

walkcunt on suicide watch

>>74597750
first gf was a muslim virgin who i turned into a turboslut who has had loads of loads and a few abortions

ama

>>74597750
h-haha yeah what a loser amirite...

Joe Stimson Ltd.

>>74597610
My manager literally thinks I'm hot.

Why do they make Megan stand up when all the men get chairs?

Bit sexist desu.

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>>74597786
yeah how pathetic can you be haha

Peencent Pooluai

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I get laid by lying to girls about how many girls I'm fucking. They can't tell a truth from a lie

Adam Reynolds playing tomorrow lads

>>74597945
rabs will still lose kek

>>74597945
Ryan Reynolds playing tomorrow lads

>>74597953
They also dropped Tyrell the Turtle though

Jordan Maclean confirmed to the Cowboys.

Jason Taumalolo confirmed for Roosters.

>>74597974
just changed my tip 2bh looks like rabs will win

>>74597984
how do you know lolo is gone though?

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>yfw the townsville property market busts so the TPC houses that the Cows CEO was giving out are worth jack fuckall and the players are all trying to get down to sydney or melb for sydney or melb properties in TPC

feels good not to be from a shitcunt economy like poosville

>>74598005
They said on NRL Tonight and Ben Ikin also confirmed it.

Apart from the big money from the Roosters, what swayed him was Politis and Robinson are okay with Taumalolo trialling for the NFL, while Paul Green doesn't want him doing that.

>>74598033
Cunt you live with your mum shut the fuck up.

>>74598074
Based fucking JFBF

she was cute, lovely smile

>>74598076
live in an inherited apartment by myself lad
suck on these nuts serf

>>74598138
Neck yourself

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>>74598074
no, he can't go

>>74598150
ahah faggot can't even inherit a million dollar apartment, what a loser

Is RTS wearing a swimming cap?

>>74598220
it's raining a lot, he's the smartest man on the field

>>74598239
cronk was a plumber before league but youd swear he was a PhD student

thought this game was gonna be pure garbage because of the weather but looks like i was wrong

surprised its NRL Bunker and not Arnotts Bunker or whatever

>>74598246
i'd swear it doesn't take much to look like a phd student on a league field

>>74598271
Cronk is very intelligent though. Same with Smith.

>>74598271
he speaks better than most uni grads, youd know if youd been to uni

that's a classic warrior try

>>74598277
Only because the average uni grad is literally retarded.

>>74598275
Walkcunt detected.

>>74598277
he's done media training, ofc he speaks well

awesome try

>>74598286
>everyones retarded especially nrl players but ESPECIALLY uni grads

t. neet

>>74598315
About equal desu

>>74598315

Hi tradie

johnson is a magician

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>>74598333
>everyone from uni is retarded lads. they can't even turn a lightbulb into a meth pipe

>it's another 'should have captained johnson when I captained JT instead" episode

Just like last week lads

What the fuck is this game

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>tfw uncaptained Johnson right before this game

>>74598350
m8 relax he could easily do nothing for the rest of the game

>>74598362
until the last 5 minutes when he takes over again

Fuckin typical Warriors

Walkcunt= Smerdyakov

Only one way to describe this weather: foul

>these bias cocksucking cuck kiwi commentators

gets on me nerves lads

they'll bring out the brooms to get the water off the field at half time i guarantee it

>>74598362
Once SJ is hot, nothing can stop him. Besides breaking his own legs

All Warriors fans are smelly fobs

>>74598404
>not using ten thousand straws and the crowd

AHAHAHAHAH

BIG FAT FOB

>>74598422
kek'd

It REALLY fucking annoys me that Fox Sports uses three different score graphics on their coverage.

They use their own for most games, but just leave the New Zealand Sky Sports graphics for Warriors home games and they leave the channel 9 graphics for those games.

Lazy pieces of shit.

>>74598446
Kill yourself, WC.

whyd cronk kick fuck me it was the 2nd

>>74598446
This.

>>74598459
Because the fullback was out of position. Know Your Stuff.

>>74598446
Based WalkGod

>>74598446
Walkie dropping some truthies up in here

Fucking hell, my supercoach team is SHIT

>>74598517

Yes it is GummiBears

gonna order delivery kebab and burgers later lads

probably will coincidence with broncos 2nd half win against the cowpileofshit

Who /RTS/ here?

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>22 years old

how can white men even compete?

>SJ has a try and a try assist
>only 26 points

kek

https://youtu.be/HcXNPI-IPPM

>>74598607

He didn't get the assist yet

>>74598614
Reminder that music is objectively the lowest and worst art form.

>>74598607
>>74598622
What should he get for the Lolohea try? Assist + LB Assist? Or just a last touch assist?

And will he get a line break for his own try?

Glad I did NOT captain SJ.

Based elite me.

>>74598625
And video games are the best

>>74598660
Literature is the best.

>>74598647
he should get lb+try assist 2bh no bias

>>74598671
If Thruston did it they'd have already given it to him.

Literature > Video Games > TV > Music

The objective truth.

>>74598658
>the city of N

The Tigers are the other big movers in the forward market, targeting Titans back-rower Chris McQueen with a lucrative $1.2 million, three-year deal.

The joint-venture has also expressed an interest in Roosters man mountain Kane Evans.

>>74598687
Cinema after Lit but ahead of vidya. Painting after Vidya. Thus Spake Zarathustra.

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>>74598686
for good reason too

>>74598694

I was speaking strictly about the Big 4 but this is also true.

>>74598694
Cinema is the fucking worst now, everything is either a sequel or a reboot or remake or an on screen adaptation of something

>>74598706
Kill yourself, walkcunt.

>>74598706
You're just not watching kino, friend.

>>74598692
All depends on their coach replacement. They might be losing some of their biggest upcoming stars.

>>74598714
>it's a "kill yourself" neet poster

sigh. mods?

>>74597792
We all do Sean

Wigan.

Australian Football League.

>>74598714
>tfw you get accused of being Walkie

>>74598726
>>74598743
>>74598744
These.

>>74598746
>LE I AM NOD LE WALGIE XDXD

>>74598743
How will we EVER recover lads

>tfw you correctly identify walkcunt, rightly advise him to suicide, and he spergs out

i wish i was walkie desu

The STATE of Cameron Smith's hair

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>>74598513
>>74598526
>>74598535
>>74598545
>>74598558
>>74598567
>>74598586
>>74598697

>>74598758
t. walkcunt

Reminder that WalkGod is the Spinozan conception of God, and is therefore all of us.

based ham & cheese toasted sandwich for tea lads

... might cook another if i'm still hungry

Just found out Red Rooster delivers to my address.

>>74598807
>no tomato

state of your sandwich

>>61236611

>>74598840
Get us a cheeky rooster roll lad

truly rugby league's """premier""" competition

>>74598863
No bully pls EnGOD

where is RTS?

>>74598888
No but he's on the field

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DELIVERY IS FREE

>>74598888
good question

>>74598888
hospital

ded

also video ref has aspergers applying rules by the wording and not by the intent

>muh cant run behind a decoy EVER

oh ok

Reminder footy is ONLY 10% of Cooper Cronks life and he doesn't need a premiership to feel good

>>74598888
Failed the concussion test

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my bitch on the right

This kiwi commentator can't pronounce anything right

>Loo a lie yee

It's fucking loo loo eye

Shaun Johnson should try doing something that isn't a short ball to a dumb fob or a midfield bomb. Might yield some good results.

>>74598921
Its actually "Leh-oo-loo-eye-ee""

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DEATH TO NRL!

LONG LIVE AFL!

>>74598944
Purge all anime

need a job boys. anyone hiring in the SYD?

>>74598949
Yeah m8, ama

gg. time for a real game

reminder that this is just a warm up game for the next one

Gonna loop Smith if he updates to 80+

Poonipalu

>poo meme in 2017
>australian humor

Evening. Was a really good boy and got enough good boy points for tendies and beer this week.

>warriors in charge of winning

>poostralian poomour

>>74598958
what did he mean by this? were the storm and nz going to play again?

>>74598988
>Poostralian Poomor

poo

>>74598994
Yeah later in the season at AAMI Park.

>>74598997
in

Broncos v Cowboys
Tell me who to bet my whole 10 bucks on.

>>74598994
>poopalian sarcasm

>>74598989
are you safe from the protesters?

poo peeland pooriors on pooicide watch

>>74599002
Broncgods

>>74599002
cows by 12+

>>74599002
Broncos by 1

>>74599005
Yeah pretty far away from it. Time for comfy nrl.

>>74599002

Cowboys 26-18

>>74599002
Oates to score lad

I'm gonna quote this post heavily at the 25th minute

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2015 was a fun season 2bh

>>74598921

Pretty sure, the kiwi commentators would know more about pronouncing a coconuts name than you would would

>>74599038
I literally know the cunt irl

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>>74599023

>>74599038
Maybe he runs a scaffolding business.

white boi btfo

>>74599026
im 45 minutes im getting 2 kebabs a burger XL chips and 2 1.25L ama

Just had Salty Rooster for dinner lads, ama.

>>74599041
I am the cunt and they get my name right each and every time you posing fuck

>>74599057
Are you a big guy now?

>>74599070
Sleep tight doggo

Well it's not tight after Mitchell was over but still

>>74599078
Anyee

eww, AFL

Despise this channel 9 promo faggot.

>playing up your bogan accent to pander to tradies

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I miss him guys.

>>74599091
The fox guy is worse 2bh

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captained JT lads please play well

wew what a start

>poocos

Noooooo

>>74599106
nah the 9 twink is worse

makes losing big ass titties that much worse

pooboys

nice poomunity you've got here

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Broncgods

What are the broncos backs doing?

based matt scott

based scatt mott

is coen hess /ourguy/

>>74599177
>>>/pol/

>tfw same hairline as matt scott

>>74599177
>>74599195
Wait what? What did coen hess do?

>>74599195
thanks

>>74599198
>>74599195
>>74599200
Nazis OUT

Shit sport.
Shit thread.
Shit community.
kys

>>74599198
He killed Apollo Creed

obvious double movement

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

HOLY FUCK

COEN HESS

ARYAN GOD

Dog shit effort from moga

>>74599205
t. Warriors fan

Wow he's a big guy

'Scarnon cunts

>>74599211
no

lolo manhandled there

>didn't fall for the hess meme

>>74599232
was hazem a drug cheat or a rapist?

>it's a broncucks penaltyball episode

>>74599240

Woman bashing rapist

winterstein broken forearm

The warriors lost but at least it was against one of my other teams

>morgan in charge of counting to 5

rekt

That's a suspension.

Not a shoulder charge.

F

>>74599249
>having more than one team

Fairweather faggot

>>74599255
He counted down to the last 5 seconds in the grand final while the broncos weren't m8

Broncucks refball in full swing lads

>>74599266
make a new tripcode because the one you have now will associated with being dumb

>>74599272
You're allowed one team from each state

>multiple repeat sets on the line plus multiple soft penalties leading you up the field for free
>only get 2 points out of it after 10 minutes

>>74599288
8 incoming 2bh

>>74599279
triggered, cuck?

BENNULTY

>>74599288
>play conservative
>lose grand final

Top kek

>>74599295
>cuck

going down in a blaze of glory i see

>>74599279
What the fuck is with the tripfaggots on here this season? I want to punch them more than I want to punch Ben Hunt

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>another broncucks penaltyball episode
Switching to AFL lads

>LE DAGE LE DOO XDXD

>>74599301
>giving a trip attention
>not just filtering him and continuing shitposting

>>74599301
not going anywhere, "my dude"

When did cowboys become such grubs?

>>74599319
it comes with winning a premiership

>>74599319
When they let Nazis like Hess in the side.

Elite try on the 3rd.

Cowboys keep moving way too far up off their line, got scored on by basically the same play twice.

>>74599327
Boyd and Roberts were both offside for both tries.

>>74599327
coote's constant bad positioning doesnt help either.

>>74599319

When they picked up Thurston

watch them take this away

Refball

Fuck this referee, God damn.

What was that penalty for?

Morgan is definitely /ourguy/

>>74599309
Nothing wrong with this

cowboys getting refballed back into the game

Even refball can't help the Broncucks.

Redpill me on the Broncucks.

Why do they get so much refball?

>>74599355
You're quickly earning a reputation as the biggest piece of shit on this board. Nobody gets more ref assistance than the broncos

>>74599353

Morgan is too much of a normie to be /ourguy/

>>74599367
Nobody could take that mantle from you, Walkie

This was the 2016 /ourguys/ 17.

What changes need to be made for 2017?

1. Michael Morgan
2. Daniel Tupou
3. Konrad Hurrell
4. BJ Leilua
5. Dane Gagai
6. Mitchell Pearce
7. Cooper Cronk
8. Sam Burgess
9. Rory Kostjasyn
10. Ryan James
11. Chris McQueen
12. Tyson Frizell
13. Greg Bird

14. Nathan Brown
15. Ethan Lowe
16. Josh Papalii
17. Josh Reynolds

Coach: Laurie Daley

>>74599367
wow, triggered much?

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>>74599367
Get a clue you faggot, you're more annoying than him right now.

>walkie gets assistance from the refs
The fucking state of this cunts comebacks

Michael Morgan

5 Origins

6 Tests

1 Premiership

Anthony Milford

0 Origins

0 Tests

0 Premierships

>>74599390
Milford is also a disgusting black cunt 2bh

>>74599377
that was a different person that time

>>74599377
Grade A moron right here

>>74599373
>bj gaypooa
>our guy
pick one

>>74599390

Milford played 4 (four) tests for Samoa you disgusting casual

>>74599373
Morgan to 5/8, kick Pearce out because of his faggy haircuts

Dugan to fullback

Bird out because he's gone, Papali to back row and put Latrell Mitchell on the bench

Damn pussy game, there was nothing wrong with that hit.

>>74599414
Baldlet spotted

>>74599376
Triggered by your faggotry and need for attention using a trip, yes

>>74599414
Pearce's haircuts are elite, just like his skills.

>>74599396
Racism is NOT tolerated in here, /nrl/ is a diverse community

>>74599418
Ah okay, so that's a yes? I thought so.

Good thing the Cowboys next two games are easy wins, otherwise the inevitable incorrect suspension of Taumalolo would be worrying.

>>74599420

Just like his dog fucking skills lmao rekt

>>74599424
diversity is in fact our strength

>>74599396
Nice casual racism there mate.

Niggers stink like shit.

Execute all niggers.

>>74599429

They play Basedly next week which is an obvious loss for them.

the level of casual racism itt right now is appalling

>>74599440
Yeah that's what I said. Easy win for the Cowboys.

/nrl/ once AGAIN cementing its spot as the lowest IQ poomunity in /sp/

I don't read poo peeland posts.

>>74599449
>coconut.

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>>74599448

Manly will put 60 on them

>>74599438
>>74599436
This is not on.

I don't read or reply to any posts but my own.

gonna buy coen hess this week lads

>>74599449
Are you saying we're a bunch of niggers cause niggers have low iq? Jeez NZ go easy on the casual racism.

some elite reading right here lads

http://www.ccsenet.org/journal/index.php/jgg/article/viewFile/62416/33486

>>74599455
Yeah, I already said this. Easy win for the Cowboys.

>Pearce literally traumatized a Dog so hard that it committed pooicide

If it was a Woman the media would be all over it but I haven't heard a peep

>>74599460
I can confirm this

Coen Hess must be happy that black cunt Taumalolo is on his way to Bondi.

Does anyone actually unironically listen to foo fighters

>>74599476
lolo is renegotiating with the cows AT THIS MOMENT lad

>>74599479
KEK

>>74599479
Only when they come on triple m on the worksite mate

>>74599479
Seriously fucking hope not.

How embarrassing.

>>74599479
>poo fighters

>>74599479
*tunes guitar to drop d*
>LE EVERLONG XDXD