/nfl/

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Go Raiders!

>>74588974
Hightower will stay with the pats

screen cap this

second for Pats

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>Tampa Bay Buccaneers @TBBuccaneers
>BREAKING: DeSean Jackson, the #NFL's best big-play WR over the last decade, has agreed to a multi-year deal!

>Tampa Bay Buccaneers @TBBuccaneers
>BREAKING: The Buccaneers have agreed to terms with former Washington DL Chris Baker!

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did your team get their man /nfl/?

Waiting all day for Sunday night

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>>74588974
Is spence any good?

>>74589015
>tfw no pics bc i'm on my work computer at work

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Taylor Decker - Graham Glasgow - Travis Swanson - T.J. Lang - Ricky Wagner

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haha, h-hey guys, do you think he'll bring his girlfriend along? lol

>AdamSchefter
>Seattle is giving former Jaguars' OL Luke Joeckel a one-year, $8 million contract, per source.

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>>74589000
>3-1

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>>74589014
yea

>>74589014
I was hoping the Browns would grab someone for the secondary, but considering what they did grab, I can't be mad.

>>74589024
what will the Jets give up for Osweiler?

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It's a jets life baby

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NO FLEX
NO FLEX ZONE

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>>74589034
Better than giving Kalil $55 million with a shit ton of guaranteed dosh

>>74589035
Hi there lifelong

>>74589000
>literally the worst rust belt state, sports- and otherwise
>superiority
unless that sentence includes "at being terrible in pro football," sit down and keep crying into your beer, loser

>>74589028
No

Hit me up with Breaking News

[email protected]

>>74589034
HE'S FINALLY GONE!

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>all these other teams making plays and signing like it's MLB
>only have Matt Kalil confirmed so far
Dave gimme the fucking hot take right now you son of a bitch

>>74589044
I'd rather go 0-16

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I, for one, accept our new giraffe overlords

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>>74589034
>paying Joke-lel $8M
rip in peas Russell Wifeson

>>74589071
>the worst rust belt state
That's Michigan.

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>>74589034
>Seahawks are going to have a tackle at their tackle position instead of a tight end or a fucking basketball player

>>74589086
both prospects are likely to happen

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>>74589086

>>74589071
>Butthurt because of Ohio

All that hatred isn't good for you. Causes ulcerative colitis.

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>>74589014
>Kenny Britt
>Kevin Zeitler
>JC Tretter
>Osweiler and a 2nd rounder, Osweiler which we're shopping for more picks
>goal is to end up with Jimmy G
>probably gonna sign more FA's

I think we're having a pretty good day so far

>>74589033
i thought that joke died last year with his second fake girlfriend

>>74589093
Seattle's tackles might unironically both be bottom 5 starters in the league. They can not possibly sign anyone worse

>>74589092
>14.5 Million/year

>>74589092
hasnt signed yet

>>74589109
>Seahawks are going to have a tackle at their tackle position
I've seen Jokelel play and I doubt they do

Fuck is Pryor doing? He should sign somewhere already.

>>74589034
cannon's deal looking better and better

O-line are expensive this year

>>74589132
joekel is likely the 2nd worst tackle in the league
so yea they can

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>>74589128

>>74589126
projection: the post

>>74589144
He's being a baby that nobody will pay him what he thinks he's worth.

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the NFCE shaking in their boots rn

>>74589144
I think he's visiting the Redskins at the moment

>>74589143
How fucking bad is he?

>>74589144
He thinks he is worth just as much if not more than Alshon. Drew Rosenhaus told him so.

DON'T LET TJ LANG LEAVE THE BUILDING

>>74589065
>t. Shlomo Nolinemenstein
I guess any move is a good move if the position is literally empty

>Cleveland plans to give Kevin Zeitler a five-year, $60 million deal that includes $31.5 million guaranteed, per source
Reminder that Ossie is gonna be protected.

> No RT
> No DT
> No DE
> Shitty Punter
> No Turbin
> No non-injured CB
> No Safety at all
> No MLB
> No RG

Who needs a fucking team right? These positions I guess are useless for the team.

>>74589172
Carson has no excuses now

except with Torrey Smith since he can't catch

>>74589174
Second biggest lt bust this decade after Greg Robinson

>>74589184
Dont worry, teddy already is letting him walk and jacking off to next years comp pick

>>74589159
We on the come up, senpai

>>74589030
I have a feeling that Dahl will be a starter next season.

>sign no one
>resign no one except for one
>for 12 million a year

I expected nothing and I'm still let down.

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>tfw Wentz to Alshon

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>>74589194
and alshon jefffery who is hurt every yer

>>74589175
Rosenhaus is such a cancer. But what really fucked this shit up was Antonio Brown. Pryor was ready to re-sign and instructed Rosenhaus to sign the offer, then Antonio got his big contract and suddenly Pryor somehow got the idea he is worth just as much.

The fact that the I dont ever have to see Brock Lobster overthrow a target by 10 yards for the Texans ever again was worth the 2nd rounder. Thanks browns, enjoy the picks.

@AdamSchefter
>Buccaneers are giving RB Jacquizz Rodgers a two-year, $3.3 million contract, per source.

@Lil_Eazy_Ana_42 set to visit the @Seahawks, @Vikings, and @packers over the next 4 days.

>>74589161
Shitposting: the post


https://youtu.be/y4-okkDtLEs

>>74589203
Only a year away, man. One more year.

If the Seahawks land Lang, do they kick Glowinski or Ifedi out to RT?

@RapSheet

>#Packers RB Eddie Lacy is set to visit the #Seahawks, #Vikings and #Packers, per @_SportsTrust

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>>74589010
Somebody needs to edit that Tom Brady comic where he sees a bunch of black WRs then throws it to the white guy except edit it with Jameis throwing the ball 10 yards over DeSean Jackson's head.

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Go Eagles.

teehee stinky BBBBRRRAAAPP

>>74589174
They'd be better off with literally a turnstile at LT

>>74589199
does Jason Smith still count as this past decade? He was in the last 10 years but it was 2009

>>74589138
That's not even in the top 20 of QB contracts. Bucs wanted to pay him a whole lot to be a backup, they must see something. I bet he plays out this contract as a starter and then they move on.

Ian Rapoport@RapSheet

#Packers RB Eddie Lacy is set to visit the #Seahawks, #Vikings and #Packers, per @_SportsTrust

>vicucks

>>74589224
is Rosenhaus the NFL quivalent of Scott Boras?

@AdamSchefter
>Ravens picked up contract option for WR Mike Wallace to return to team in 2017

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Any team gonna pick him up?

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>>74589192
You forgot
>no QB

My gf's son was friends with Te'o's 2nd girlfriend. sad story

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>>74589014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGY

>>74589244
probably Ifedi if that happens

Glo is more of an inside guy only, Ifedi can play both.

>>74589247
>>74589228
>cheeseburger eddie
noty

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>>74589255

>>74589263
>>74589228
NO! I DON'T WANT THAT FAT FUCK! JUST DRAFT AN RB DAMN IT!

>>74589219
Im sure Alshon will torch defenses all 6 games that he will play in

>Leicester city wins
>Cavs win
>Cubs win
>Clemson wins
Is this the year the Browns finally go all the way?

>>74589265
Rosenhaus has clients in other sports as well IIRC. Dude knows how to drive up the market value of a player.

>>74589276
Browns trade their new 2nd for him

>>74589247
>Fatty Lacy on the Vikes
no thanks, rather just pay old man Peterson $8M to get hit in the backfield immediately after handoff

Titans fans, any thoughts on Chance Warmack. I know next to nothing about the guy

>>74589224
>>74589265
*equivalent

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>tfw win offseason every year
>still suck

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>Bears are going to raise ticket prices for 2017
>Bears top wideout is gone
>Bears sign an unproven QB to 14.5m a season
>Bears are looking to sign Jared fucking Cook

Pace probably regrets coming to Chicago by now.

>>74589276
>Teboq-tier media circus: Race War edition
Nah

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>>74589219
>tfw already worried about losing him next year

THANK YOU BASED HOWIE
BUT GODDAMN WHY COULDNT IT BE AT LEAST 2 YEARS

>>74589293
>J-tizzle
>actually playing

He'll die in preseason? Want proof? Just check 'em.

>>74589276
Denver if they miss out on Romo

>>74589292
>those butterfaces
fuckin slags

>>74589276

Broncos
Jets
Texans
Browns
Bills
Redskins

All potential landing spots

Especially later in season after injuies

John Keim

>The Redskins have signed safety D.J. Swearinger, a source said. He becomes the third defensive player Washington has signed early in free agency. Swearinger played the last two years in Arizona and also has spent time with Tampa Bay and Houston, the team that drafted him in 2013.

>>74589276
Unironically the Seahawks

he would benefit from their system and be a decent backup in case Wilson gets injured.

>>74589319
Actual rebuilds have growing pains.
The team will be built through the draft. Pace has done OK in the draft thus far

>>74589307
Showed a little promise in rookie season, absolutely nothing after that. Total bust.

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>>74589277

If Luck was playing with a broken throwing arm than thats the least I'm worried about. Means when it heal he'll be a fucking monster.

Still top 5 even injured. Give that man his credit.

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>>74589319
thanks for the elite WR bby
>>74589327
we can franchise him or extend him next year. this way if he sucks, we can move on

great deal to get him on

>>74589319
After that shit season they are raising ticket prices? They already are way too expensive. I can get a Lions ticket for half the price of a Bears ticket.

>be a bottom 5 team
>have the worst stadium in the league
>raise ticket prices

>>74589249
I'm hoping that this trade will let Humphries see more action in the slot / midfield game in terms of more attempts. With Jackson and Evans being able to stretch the field it'll leave Adam with moving the chains.

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>Aldon Smith

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>>74589319
>da burrs
Kek you idiots should have kept Cutlel at least. He was never the real problem.

>>74589347
Boykin is good enough, and Schneider isn't about to spend money for a minor upgrade.

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>TJ Lang's twitter picture is him with a Detroit Tigers hat in the dugout

Jerry played the league like a fiddle.

>announce you are waiving romo
>texans trade their qb in anticipation
>psych not actually waiving tony
>forces teams to compete for the possibility of getting him

lol

Modern day evil genius but you have to be to reach that kind of money

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>>74589338
>implying you wouldn't

Who wouldn't want a tasty slice of inbreeding?

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>>74589357

>>74589394
you gotta source this shit my man

>>74589351
Eh, only a one year deal. Was hoping he was good though

>>74589347
Seacucks have a backqb. Russlel has never missed a game.

>>74589348
I just wish it happened sooner. That garbage contract for Cutler by Emery delayed things.

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>>74589375
Old gay eternally btfo by the Big Raider Cock

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>>74589375
>kenneth dixon

>>74589394
Why is literally every pats trip gay

Post bussy

>>74589392
i banged out two random bumble girls in denver last weekend that looked better than those teethless britbottlers

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How are the Packers looking lads?

>>74589375
Who had the worse fall from grace

Josh Gordon or Aldon Smith?

>>74589010
>Snyder is pawning off the entire team to keep his shekels

H E L P

SAVE MEEEEE

>>74589384
Cutler still had to go, the problems aren't going away with or without him so they might as well try to start over

>>74589225
And you got to dump that awful salary in the hopes of trading for Romo

>>74589131
>his second fake girlfriend

que?

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>>74589434
>bumble girls

???????????????????????

>>74589384
Cutler has had his average production replaced by THREE different backups QBs over the last few years. He is injured all the fucking time.

Bears arent any worse now that he is gone, they are gonna grab a rookie QB to groom

>>74589462
bumble is a dating app

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>>74589438
>Packers
>During Free Agency

>>74589438
Pretty fucking horrible, actually. They lost a lot of key defensive guys.

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Who can stop us from winning in the NFC South? The Saints are shit, the Panthers are shit, and the Falcons are going to be shit like every team that loses the Super Bowl is shit.

>>74589402
>trap
>mind control
>English

Easy.

>>74589462
basically tinder but girls have to message you first

>>74589438
very arsenal like

>Pryor visiting R******s
Damn a lot of spooky recievers in NFC East. Also a lot of garbage secondaries

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Aldon Smith? More like All Done Smith

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>>74589014

>Giants signing Marshall and Ellison with contracts that are nothing but value on both sides.

Make Perkins the man to run the ball and protection for Eli and Superb Owl is coming back to the Meadowlands

>>74589445
>>74589463
Cutler was at least passable. Should have worked down to a better contract instead of chancing everything on some rando.

>>74589478
Yourselves.


Why the fuck did the Bucs resign Conte. It's been 2 years since Lovie was fucking there. How the fuck does he have a job.

>>74589357
The coaches let him play with a broken arm and you are happy about this?

>Aldon Smith

>"Here's millions of dollars and endless opportunity, but there's one catch. You can't be a knuckle dragging fucktard"

>>74589468
>>74589469
>>74589487
Oh ok, another waste of a season to look forward to then

can't wait...

what a fucking joke

And now I'm bored that nothing is happening.

>>Jags sign LB Lerentee McCray

>>74589439
Don't forget about Justin Blackmon. Although I guess he never was quite as good as Josh Gordon

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>>74589478
This nigga

>>74589524
At least you still have Funny Penis to smirk to for at least one more season.

>>74589535
>Day 1
>Hour 2

This is normal. There will be a few big signings yet, but most are done. Time to look forward to the draft.

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>>74589389

>>74589292
God fucking dammit I want a gf so badly.

Fuck.

FUCK.

Guys I have to shit and my diapers full

What do

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>>74589522
>expecting anything better from subhumans

It's like all the retards that pop dirty every year despite the ludicrously lax testing policies.

>>74589560
Have you tried pof?

>>74589535
Romo and AP/Jamaal are still in the pipeline

Revis will go somewhere. Cutler will go somewhere.

Glennon hasn't signed yet. Surprise retirements are always fun.

>>74589524
Fun fact.

The Packers have never been able to build a team in the last 30 years. They just keep getting lucky with getting elite QB's who waste their primes by having to single handedly win a SB

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>Aldon Smith gets in trouble for being a drunk passenger
can't make this shit up

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>>74589560
>no slappable arsed gf to slap at night

;_;

>>74589580
>balls hanging
Nice try

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>>74589570
Looking for a girlfriend on the internet is like looking for a sandwich in a toilet bowl.

>>74589589
bussy lips

>>74589570
>pof
What?

>>74589580
>apparently being a girl's bf is permission to fondle and/or grope her whenever, and she can do the same to you
FUCK.

>>74589563
Smear it on your face and post results

>>74589487
We need a Packer Fan TV channel on Youtube.

>>74589595
I'd say it's more like looking for a good secondary in Green Bay

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lol where's this dude at?

>>74589595
sometimes you find a nice meal in the bowl tho

>>74589508

> The GM

No, and you act as if qbs never played with broken anything. Nigga had a lacerated kidney and fucked up the Broncucks.

>>74589613
You could alternatively start a blog on Xanga.

>>74589589
that's definitely her vag and not a penis you dumbass

>>74589566
Pretty much everyone that tests positive for PEDs doesn't actually know they're taking PEDs, the real cheaters literally never get caught. Drug testing in the NFL is a joke.

>>74589571
Romo to toxins.

AP stays with the vicucks since nobody else is actually going to pay him.

Pryor signs with the ***skins.

Revis has a massive comeback year for the pats, helping them win a sixth ring for Brady.

Cutlel to the jest.

>>74589589

>balls

that's a vagina.

>>74589573
Are you retarded? That 90s team that Wolf built was completely based on FA and trades.

>>74589634
>Xanga
I don't know what that is either.

>>74589635
>>74589645

yuck

dropped

>>74589644
>Pryor signs with the ***skins.
The Browns siad that they will match any offer given to Pryor.

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>>74589613

>>74589469
>Key defensive
>Packers.
Choose one. They dont have anything to lose on that side of the ball might as well start over.

ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk

Colts bring in Jeff Locke to replace Pat McAfee

>replacing the best punter in the league with the worst punter in the league

>>74589656

her pussy to gap ratio is about as perfect as it gets for a woman after puberty and with that ass..bro..you're either a fag or a pedophile.

>>74589643
>Pretty much everyone that tests positive for PEDs doesn't actually know they're taking PEDs
>hurr durr it was meat i ate from china i swear
you're retarded

BROCK LOBSTER TRADED TO THE BROWNS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>THE DILAPIDATED SHANTY TOWN OF CLEVELEL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA

Are the Jags winning FA season again?

>>74589657
And he still leaves because he wants to be on a team with a chance at at least a 500 season.

>>74589679
>>74589679
this was actually a god signing for the Browns.

>kissless virgin
>going to college soon
>not ugly or that autistic

d-do i have a chance to into gf?

>>74589654
Just go to Match. It might cost you some money, but you're more apt to find more decent women and less single mother trash floating around.

>>74589679

as much fun as memeing about the browns i is, you should read the details of the trade

>>74589680

Someone managed to get rid of brock assclapper, I'd say even if Toxin's bust next season, that seems like biggest win that will come pre-draft

>>74589634
>>74589613
Honestly your best shot at "meeting" women online is to find them on website that aren't centered around dating and finesse your way into their heart from there.

Dating sites are for fat women or single moms and even the nastiest of whores will get several hundred messages from desperate guys. The internet just stacks the odds against any guy that isn't a rockstar adonis.

>>74589677
Watch Doped: The Dirty Side of Sports. Actual anti-doping officials talk about this at length.

Educate yourself before you call someone retarded, fucking idiot.

>>74589690
Of course, even retards are getting laid in College nowadays.

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>>74589690
Sure, just be yourself.

>>74589712
sweet

>>74589686
So not the Redskins

>>74589679
>being this retarded

>>74589679
To subsequently be traded for a 3rd rd pick to a team that is already inquiring about him. 5-D chess.

>>74589679
Browns won that trade, they have like $100M in cap space and got a better pick out of it. They can eat the cap hit.

>>74589712
>>74589713
1. Be white and outgoing
2. There is no step two. You are done.

BYE BYE CUTLER

>>74589686
He never said that. And Redskins aren't winning shit, I wouldn't actually be surprised if they were worse than the Browns this year (assuming Cousins leaves).

>>74589708
I'm already married. I don't have to go through all the dating bullshit anymore.

>>74589712
and what about 22 year old college students that are still virgins?

>>74589679
I guarantee they don't finish last in the division this year

>ravenslol

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>Cutlel officially released
Enjoy your new QB, jest

>>74589741
Escorts are a thing.

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>police12s bussy after welcoming Alshon to philly

>>74589690

Literally just talking with women will eventually get you laid, it's been so long since I actively had to try so it's hard to remember but talk to as many women as you can, as you build relationships, openings will happen and just work on yourself.

Adam Schefter says that the Browns Texans trade may be against the NFL rules.

>>74589731
Chicks love bbc tho

>>74589713
Lol shes just mirin the other guy

>>74589731
but what if i'm black, short (5'8) and skinny (115lbs)?

>>74589741
Just be chad lol

>>74589741
Either they're gay or smell like shit.

>Cutler is gone
Well the ride was...something I guess

>>74589746

>implying we're going to get a better QB arm in next 5 years

Bears literally have 0 talent now

>>74589717
>>74589737
I doubt cousins leaves. They'll work a deal. And it's laughable to say they could possibly be worse than the brownies

>>74589754
That's a big hole

>>74589741
Get in shape, go to parties, be outgoing and fun. You'll be fine if you do these things.

Hi Browns

Would you like Landry Jones?

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>>74588974
thanks to fucking kike loving somali immigrant importing cucks like all vikings fans I just got banned from the fan site for the 5th time

jesus christ someone release some smallpox in minnesota already

those deluded goyim make me sick

A Rod probably crying losing his boytoy.

>>74589780
Howard

>>74589782
Without Cousins they're much worse actually. And Snyder hates the fuck out of Cousins and vice versa, nigga is getting traded.

>>74589761
In what way?

>>74589788
>just be yourself

t.Chad

>>74589771
Gaining muscle should be easy, and you got no fat so chicks gonna be mirin your muscle bro. Hope your dick is big or you find one that isn't a size queen

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Turbo bust Chance Warmack to Filthy

>>74589780
You aren't, which is part of the joke.

Chicongo fags will be crying halfway through next season when they realize he was one of the better parts of an already bad team.

>>74589813
You can't trade money for a pick and what the Browns did may be considered that.

>>74589771
tell girls that for 60 cents a day, they can save your life.

>>74589761
Where? Nothing on his twitter.

>>74589800
Haha kill yourself, no one likes you

>>74589808

There isn't a single QB in draft or in FA that has a stronger arm even if his decision making is retarded half the time.

We just took three steps down and we get nothing for it.

THE PATRIOTS

ARE

DUMB

AS

FUCC

If they trade a top 5 CB high character guy for not even a top 20 WR low character guy

There's literally no explanation for it

>>74589788
Just outgoing and fun works. I've seen some shitbodies be able to pull in some damn fine girls in college. Not often, but it does happen.

>>74589835
He said it on NFL live.

Chargers Okung deal has me worried. what the fuck are we paying for another injured LT?

>>74589815
I didn't say be yourself. All of those things are possible for anyone to do, and the more in shape people, the better off humanity will be

>I'm told Russell Okung has agreed to go the #Chargers on a 4-year deal for $53M. Guaranteed $25M

I hope Dunlap gets the boot, then.

>>74589771
>5'8"
>short

pick one

5'8" is low average

>>74589826
they didnt. They traded for a player that HAPPENED to be bundled with a pick

>>74589839
Mahomes
http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/college-sports/collegesports/2016/06/13/watch-texas-tech-qb-patrick-mahomes-throw-football-65-yards-knees

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>>74589833
Oh fuuuuuck

Will BB and Brady retire in the same off-season?

>>74589826
Again, welcome to moneyball. Perhaps DePodesta didn't understand that. See, in MLB, players are swapped form ash considerations all the time. It's a cheap and easy way to free up salary (especially with players who you want gone) without having to release and pay a penalty.

>>74589826
The Browns didn't trade a pick, the Texans did.

>>74589833
i just dieded

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>Vikings get Riley Reiff

better than anything we got, which is a really low bar

also bye Kalil, hope the Panthers enjoy your brittle knees

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>>74589853
>a 4-year deal for $53M.
>Guaranteed $25M
>for Okung

>>74589844
>literally questioning belichick
bitch you the dumb one

>>74589878
They did, they swapped compensatory picks in the deal. Basically Cleveland got Ossweiler, a 2nd rd pick, and a 6th compensatory for a 4th rd compensatory pick.

>>74589844
They're not giving him a longterm deal and they don't want to let gim go for nothing. Cooks makes that offense better, is still on his rookie deal, and is only 23yo. I hope it falls through.

>>74589853
so what happens when an injury prone player signs with the chargers?

>>74589844
i woudln't pull that trigger, but cooks is one of the elites at his niche, and he's on a rookie contract.

>>74589862

He has to survive getting out of college first without injury, then we'll see but I said the draft, he isn't there yet though that video gave me a giggle, that bitch just being in his presence got wet. End of that video is fucking funny.

>>74589907
They die.

>>7458988
>DUDE EVERYTHING BELICHCIK DOES IS RIGHT LMAO

wrong

>>74589907
The jets overpay a QB

>>74589861
It doesn't violate the letter of the law but it may well violate the spirit of the law. Don't think anything comes of it but watch Jewdell be up Ozzie's ass about it anyway

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has today's FA madness impacted who you expect your team to draft? if so, how? are you happy with it?

>bucs
>signing djax practically guarantees they pick mccaffrey, unless maybe howard is still available

was hoping they'd get ross because e seems like a once in a generation talent and looks pro-ready and has the potential to fall to 19 since the titans can still trade for cooks and the eagles already addressed their wr woes but mccaffrey looks like a stud, so i won't complain

>>74589884
Hope he works out for you
Gnats fan here was hoping we could rieff to play whatever side flowers couldnt
Also Any info on what to expect from Rhett ellison? I literally have no idea who is

>>74589833

dam son

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THanks for the memories, Romo ;_;

ROFL

Browns aren't even keeping Oswalder. This is the team that started RG3 last year. LOL

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>>74589014
>overpay '''''''ascending''''''' CB
>overpay old DT

I guess they did

>>74589924
>le spirit of the law
What's with this bullshit? I remember the Cowboys got fucked a way back for "violating the salary cap" in an uncapped year. Goddell is a fucking nigger to every team not named the Giants or the Steelers.

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>>74589375
Aldon smith was just detained for questioning and then promptly release. He was a passenger and was doing nothing wrong. This shouldn't affect his reinstatement.

But keep being a faggot

>>74589340
When are you niggers going to learn?
Denver is not looking for a new QB right now. They're happy with letting Siemian try to prove himself while Lynch develops.
Not Romo, not Krapperdick, not Cutler. They have bigger needs.

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>>74589499

>>74589439
Smith. Stopping being a volatile violent nigger should be easier than not smoking weed.

>>74589929
Why is this guy watching a movie in a football uni?

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>>74589935
>mfw he goes to the buncos and wins a fucking owl while the cowgirls go one and done again at best with their memeback

>>74589930
I liked Rhett Ellison a lot. Great blocking tight end when healthy but his knee injury two seasons ago may have broke him bad, pretty risky signing but I like the potential if he can be 100% again. Just don't count on him being a major contributor in the passing game.

>Okung's deal with CHARGERS is record setting $13.25M in new money guarantee.

Ok, now I EXPECT Okung to get injured.

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>>74589951
>an alcoholic being drunk when he's supposed to be sober won't affect his reinstatement

he's done

>>74589953

Then Denever is dumb as fuck

They had a SB defense last year

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>>74589978
dodged a bullet right there

>@EdBouchette: Steelers re-sign QB Landry Jones

Wow Steelers making moves lmao

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>>74589965

>>74589988
>They had a SB defense last year
They had a SB secondary and a great pass rush. Their run D sucked ass and could be very easily exploited

Why did Carson and Larry come back. Everyone else is on that team is leaving and D. Johnson is going to get 450 touches next year. Fitz would rather be a blocker and decoy on a 7-9 team than retire.

>>74589944
yeah fuck Goodell. If he doesn't like teams exploting loopholes or stretching the rules he should modify the rules instead of being a fucking Jew about it. but you know he's gonna come out flexing his dick to show he's still in charge

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>>74589997
How's it feel knowing the Ravens are going to lose to the Raiders for a 3rd year in a row?

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>>74589922
but which one?

>>74590013
when is the last time the Raiders even made the playoffs?

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>mfw our year

>>74589951
When you get in trouble with your employer for boozing it's not a good look to be detained by police for being drunk. Smith has to prove he deserves reinstatement, that's the way the reinstatement process works.

>Eagles got Jeffery
Can I finally be...happy?
Or will Jeffery do meth the 4th game of the season and the Eagles collapse and go 7-9 again

>>74589994
To trade to the Texans?

>>74590025
Manuel

>>74589997
I'm sorry but Derek Carter was a one year wonder in the first place. Now with the injury its 100% guaranteed.

>>74589860
>this is what manlets tell themselves
Pathetic desu

>Flash Gordon@JOSH_GORDONXII
>Blessed be the Football Gods

what did he mean by this?

>The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports the Browns will continue to try to trade for Jimmy Garoppolo.

>After the Brock Osweiler trade, Cleveland is armed with two 2017 first-round picks and two 2017 second-round picks, and a whopping three second-round picks in 2018. The Plain Dealer believes New England is asking for the No. 1 pick in this year's draft, while Cleveland is willing to offer the No. 12 pick, but perhaps not No. 1 overall. Either way, the Browns are armed to "blow the Patriots' socks off," and have not giving up on trying to acquire Jimmy G.

>>74590048
not him but the average male height is objectively in the 5'8-5'10 region

>>74589988
They had a Super Bowl defense last year, and a pathetic fucking offense.
They couldn't run, and they couldn't throw. But instead of running out and wasting their money and time on whatever QB is currently a free agent like you would do (which hardly ever fucking works out), theyre going to address the problem. Denver's offensive line, especially their tackles, is a fucking disgrace.

>>74590025

The most inaccurate one, and pair him with B. Kaaya, Petty, and Hackenburg to create the Voltron of most inaccurate QBs in the NFL.

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>>74590026
last season

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>>74590026

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>>74589989
>avoid Okung
>take Reiff from division rival
Slick Rick at it again

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>>74590013
How's it feel knowing your team is moving to Vegas?

>>74590057
The Pats and the Browns have been planning this for a while I believe, I hope Jewdell doesn't block this shit.